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Pauline is the Queen of /cric/
please explain
eagerly anticipating statsy dropping another elite truthbomb on the britsharia's lads
cricket is gay
>>68482441
Chinky cunts >>>/out/
>4 replies
>4 poster
The state of /cric/
lads
>>68485630
Yeah?
>Queensland are unironically voting this living meme in AGAIN
I wish our racists were entertaining lads, Pauline is so fucking boring
>>68485498
Daniel Weak Baiting of Americans Ltd.
HELLOOO MR BIG STRONG INDIANS
Fucking hate americans tttt lads
>>68486339
Execute the lot of them
Thank god for baseball though, could you imagine how un-comfy /cric/ would be if the americans had been given 250 years to shit it up
I was at Officeworks located at Liverpool today and the Printing Service was appalling. I was "served" (I stress that the experience would barely pass for "service") by a lady named 'Rezwana'.
I mere asked for my notes to be printed in colour, and enquired how much either printing one-sided or double-sided would cost me. As I had plenty of notes to print out, and the store was relatively empty, I thought this was a fair question to ask. In response, I received a snide comment about it costing the same (sprinkled with a flair of arrogance of how this poor student must be wasting her time). Alas, I let the comment go, and I asked her to print out my notes in colour.
She scuffled off for a few moments, and came back with my notes printed in black-and-white. I reminded her of my original request - which should have been easy for someone of her position and 'specialisation' in the printing domain. Again, she gave me a look; a look that can only be described as though my existence pains her very own.
By this stage, I was annoyed but I kept my composure. I thought, she must be having an off day, and thus I kept my decorum.
Again, she came back and gave me my notes, finally as I liked them. I thought that would be the end of the affair, until she asked me to pay. At first, she wanted to charge me $22 for a mere 12 pages of coloured printing. I asked her kindly if the price was right. She looked at me, like I was robbing her store and told me that's how much 24 pages of colour had cost me.
I kindly asked her to recount my notes, and I said that perhaps she might have been mistaken. She then reluctantly counted my pages, and realised her mistake and re-keyed the price in her PoS machine. She didn't even give me an apology or a smile. By that stage, I wanted to leave so I paid for it, and went home.
As I came home, I realised she not only made me feel like I was sub-human, but also charged me for charged me for the Black & White pages she had mistakenly printed.
got a haircut and offered a job today lads
>please watch our sport big strong americans, we'll talk about baseball for you!!!
Poopetually pooturbed Anzie shitters on poopetual pooicide pootch
>>68486428
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
>>68486422
how much for the cut lad?
>>68486428
Based Trump Hat Guy
Can you please inform your countrymen of the superiority of our sport for us
>>68486439
$26
expensive but they are good wog barbers and we discuss the divegrass
>>68486458
That's LITERALLY the person you were truthbombing daniel
>>68486472
based matt with the astute observation
chalking some good numbers lads
>>68486490
That's all me though.
What's the next step with the account lad?
>>68486505
We need to create an instagram character and get Cheatle to fall in love with him
>>68486505
I feel as though we need to follow Dan Liebke's path to relevancy
perhaps start a blog on theroar
>>68486541
I'd prefer it if we released a book like The Club Cricketer
Donate the proceeds to cleaning Daniel's car and getting the trash smell out.
>>68486505
Start writing amateur cricket blogs under a pseudonym and attempt to get cricinfo to hire us
WalkGod on MP watch
>>68486568
t. ams
>>68486537
We need based Mackaybro to talk to her if an account is made.
>>68486541
I don't know who that is but a blog would take a lot of effort.
>>68486580
>ankush referencing memes from before he even came here
You're literally the daniel of /cric/ memes
>>68486566
>under a pseudonym
It needs to be a name, not just a reddit-tier moniker
Howabout, Daniel Hay?
>>68486591
Daniel Walker
>>68486588
>ankush referencing memes from before he even came here
I'm pretty sure I was here for that stuff. Even if I wasn't I've still seen the texts.
>>68486614
fuck off with your WalkFiction, this isn't Cuckby Peegue
some other possibilities:
>Daniel Krezja
>Daniel Chapman
>Daniel Zhang
>Saxon Peters
>>68486620
You were, Mackaybro was November from memory
>>68486638
And Gatebro was in December, right?
I remember not being in the thread but reading over everything after it happened.
Reminder that matt tipped west indies on the under
>>68486662
they were the same night
>>68486665
what is this woeful memespouting? This is even WORSE than FHG Ltd.
>>68486490
>been absent from /cric/ for a while
explain this twitter account
>>68486684
its a work in progress but coming along steadily
user: [email protected]
pass: Zerogoose
>>68486684
https://twitter.com/4chancricket/with_replies
it memespouts
>>68486673
please pay attention to me
>>68486486
>>68486568
>>68486614
>>68486665
>>68486775
Shut the fuck up idiot.
>>68486842
im sorry big strong kiwi
please forgive me
then pay attention to me
tried to open a porno and my computer crashed lads
>>68486881
Virus
>>68486743
EVERY FUCKING TIME
topkek that one.
hey lads. hope you are all well today
Going to play table tennis soon lads, any tips?
>>68486998
ask matt
hey
how about
Matt Poster
>>68487018
hey
>>68487050
yes, i like it
>>68487012
I'm loving the proxy ams
>>68487018
tired?
>>68487018
loosen
>We're not the team we used to be so performances like that will happen from time to time. The guys have trained hard and tried their guts out, but that's just where the Australian one-day team is at right now.
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/feature/justin-langer-blog-tri-series-odi-caribbean-australia-coach-fielding-lehmann/2016-06-15
The fucking state of Justin Langer
>failure of a domestic coach who has won nothing but slogswing filling in for the irrelevant pyjama tri-lateral no one cares about because GOATmann wants time off
>team fails because he makes garbage selection decisions (recalling shitters like Finch, Failey etc)
>resorts to furious damage control and blames it on 'muh experience'
Get this Worst Cuckstralian the fuck out of MY cricket team. I get Worst Australians are conditioned to mediocrity, but this is pathetic. This is LITERALLY the team that won the World Cup little more than a year ago and virtually the entire core of that team is intact. Literally Watson is the only useful player not in the team anymore. The rest were terrible.
Gillespie can takeover when Lehmann eventually quits. Langer is putrid.
>bet365 not offering odds on a drawn series between ireland and SL
Do they realise it's only two matches?
quotas: the team vs no fun allowed: the team
who wins?
>>68487200
>im not addicted i swear
SL will win 2-0 unless rain. Irelel are a meme
>>68487216
>no fun allowed: the team
didn't know india were playing a t20
>>68487216
nvm found it, you have to go under "correct score"
Good odds on 2-0 if you're brave enough laddie
>>68487200
They don't want to be bankrupted by the wolf of bet365
>>68487235
Ireland WILL win
SL are even worse at memes right now
>>68487235
>Good odds on 2-0 if you're brave enough laddie
i'm not because rain and hasnt pretty much every ODI in Irelel for years been ruined by rain?
>router reset overnight and I no longer have an american flag
well there goes my fun
>>68487265
based fake trump hat guy
It's not gambling when you always win. I know more than the bookies, they're just sheep. I am enlightened and use my superior mind to routinely outsmart them. I have more than $5000 in accounts across different countries, sites, and passports. I'm like a wolf, the wolf of bet365. I OWN the streets, the books, and hold all the cards. I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. If you think you can outsmart me, think again, bucko.
No, I'm not addicted, gambling isn't addictive. I am just making money, like any man. If only peasants like you could understand my genius
>>68487297
based Jeff
>>68487297
How many 50c bets does it take to get 5 grand wolfie
>>68487383
about seven
>>68487297
I used to make a few hundred quid a year at uni to finance my drinking, am I an elite muscular alpha male like wolfie?
>Best batsman in the world
>Not even in the top 10 for test rankings
I'm done
>>68487500
that's what happens when you spend a year in gaol
>>68487500
Over the last two years, Virat Kohli in tests averages less than
>Kraigg Brathwaite
>Joe Burns
>Gary Ballance
>Mark Craig
>Brendon McCullum
>Mominul Haque
>Shaun Marsh
>Mark fucking Craig
>>68487399
Based wolfie putting 50c on Leicester last July
>>68487500
I believe he is talking about real cricket, not boreblock.
>>68487549
>>Mark fucking Craig
genuinely laughed
>>68487500
whats with Pakis sucking the BIC recently?
Afridi a couple of months ago and now this. Top kek
>>68487549
Shit, AB's pretty low too
Is the AB being GOAT meme over?
>>68487833
dunno, havent seen him play since SAvAUS in 2014
>>68487879
Good to see a cuckstralian speaking the truth about the depth of their cricket knowledge
>>68487549
>what are not outs
kys casual
Who /IndiatourofZimbabwe,3rdODI:ZimbabwevIndiaatHarare,Jun15, 2016/ here?
>>68487958
>not outs
Times in which you do not get out, that do not count towards your average. I'm sorry, are you trying to get around the fact that Virat Kohli, per out, scores less than Mark Craig?
Squash all AusWORMS.
>>68487549
Jesus. Indian pitches have been minefields, but they're fucking horrible
>>68487773
It's not even mutual. I remember someone, it may have even been Dhoni, saying Bumrah was better than fucking Amir
>>68487833
Just last year he scored a meme century against India in pyjamas. He's definitely past it though.
>>68487977
Not after that last game. Looking forward to the Irish ODIs though.
>>68487958
>two openers listed
Knit your socks
>>68488065
Windies and South Africa are playing tonight so I might watch the first innings of that. The series has been pretty tight tbẖ
Oh, Rhodesia.
>mfw thinking about zimbabwe cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gysKmXzqRV4
Still can't get over the fact the >we lost to the fucking windies even if it is an irrelevant ODI that >we're supposed to be so good at
Langer will NOT be Boof's permanent replacement once he retires
@68488119
THIS is daniel
do NOT respond to him
>>68488124
>Austarclia
>good
jej
Why are you guys arguing with the BSA's about boreball v cricket in that other thread?
There's absolutely no point. Americans are incapable of rational arguement. it's like engaging with a brickwall or Western Australian.
>"They've got world-class players both in the batting line-up and the bowling line-up. They're a force to be reckoned with"
what did he mean by this?
>>68488238
>Zeropussyfucker pandering this hard in that thread
KEK, somethings never change
>>68488256
i cant stop watching this
The absolute fucking state of Zimbabwean cricket
Literally execute Mugabe and Utseya
>>68488503
>and Utseya
w-why?
taller or shorted than 5'5niel?
but seriously, how did he even get a model gf? it's not like he was a real athlete
>>68488590
>le everyone who doesn't let me bowl by medium pace pies internationally is racist man
>le hiring non-black coaches is racist man
>le everyone that doesn't worship the ground I walk on is racist man
>le based mugabe man
This has to be one of the greatest pandering threads of all time
>that massive daniel autism on the harris ball
brilliant, we gotta save that one.
>>68488734
Whats with your interest in Zimzam? I know alot about cricket but even I don't have a clue about the internal team dynamics of fucking Zimbabwe
Though what you said peaked my ineterest so I did some quick reading
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/1020143.html
>In Zimbabwe, like in so many African countries, race is still important because of the colonial hangover. Butcher saw the impact that has on everything in the country, including cricket. As a murungu [white man], maybe he also accepted that he could not change that.
...
>check author
>Firdose fucking Moonda
KEK. ofcourse, it had to be. Only racial quotas: the ""journalist"" could pull that out of her ass.
To give an example of the precision needed in cricket, this webm >>68486291 is often cited as one of the best balls of the last few years. It's a bit hard to see why from that footage but basically
>height
The position that he bounces it is perfect. It bounces just just just high enough to hit the bottom of the wickets (to get him out). Bounce any shorter and it's an easy shot to take a mighty swing at. You try swinging at a ball at that length and you're probably going to hit it straight in the air.
>line
He's bowling it at the stumps, but it's in the perfect line so that McCullum (batsman) HAS to play it, he can't leave it alone, because he knows it could bowl him (which it did, but that's for another reason). If it was any wider he would have just ignored it, any straighter and it would have been an easy drive.
>deviation
Starc is not bowling that fast. McCullum is one of the best batsmen in the world. It's around 90mph at a guess. McCullum isn't fazed by that. but if you look at where it bounces, Harris gets it to land on the seam perfectly, and just that tiny bit of movement from the seam gripping more moves the ball to the right straight past McCullum's bat and bowls him. It's not about the power of his bowling or doing it really quickly, it's about precision. Nor is batting about power, McCullum would normally just slog it out until the bowler bowls one that is harder for him to hit, it's about DUDE AGGRESSION LMAO and memes.
So to do that, Starc has to not only land the ball in a spot about the size of the ball itself, but he has to land it on a particular part of the ball (the seam) and get it to move slightly to the right (not left, that wouldn't get him shit against a left handed batsman at that angle). THAT is the precision required to get guys out.
Best part about that ball?
It was the fourth fucking ball of the game.
>>68488779
the guy you're replying too is literally a white Zimzam farmer in P*rth
can anyone see this?
>>68488798
Gatebrick isn't an African. He likes boganball, not Rugby.
>>68488779
I find colonial Africa in general interesting, and Zimbabwe is pretty much an amalgamation of everything in a single country
Hayden's triple century against them in 2003 was also the first test game I attended, so I've always had a soft spot for them
>>68488813
he literally was talking about his father getting kicked out by Mugabe a few months ago you SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual
can anyone see this?
>>68488838
>first Test was against a meme team
wew lad
I genuinely hope AfGOATistan get Test status and are allowed to play at some meme locations here. I'd travel and go to every Test tbqh
>>68488849
he doesn't seem to be corroborating your ""story""
>>68488838
>first ever game was at the WAstatpadCA
poor lad
>>68488910
Kek, Perth is LITERALLY the new Colombo SSC
>>68488908
what """sport""" is this
>>68488782
>Harris gets it to land on the seam perfectly, an
You fucked up
>>68488927
golf
I know everything about betting, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the odds, the bookies, the cheats, insiders and codes. I can't even begin to tell you how many bookies I have pwned in my 10 years on bet365 but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of obscure football league facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push spending on womens u19 teams for years now and seen my superior knowledge of mathematics and seen my sharp wit and clever use of cashout at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of spreadsheets and analysis that prove how GOAT Iran, U16 leagues, table tennis and myself are for making quick bucks, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my gambling abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of great bets on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about tipping, bet365, any women's field hockey or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting tipping skills, well I'm off to screen some stats on 15 year old girls
>>68489068
based fucking wolfie
>>68489068
shout us a slab ay
the wolf of bet365 is the best new meme lads
it's miles ahead of that tradie shit that was pushed at the start of the year
>"Ten runs between us," Webbe would have wept inconsolably in his corner of the dressing room, his dreams of becoming a 100-cap legend evaporating before his almost-24-year-old eyes. "Never mind," Hornby would have said, drying the tears from his cheeks with his barely used pads. "I'm sure soon enough some other pair of losers will come along and break our record-settingly useless performance as the worst ever Three-Four combination in the entire history of English Test cricket."
>"You're right, Monkey," Webbe would have agreed, the dead weight of failure gradually lifting from his 19th-century shoulders. "This is only the third Test in history. I'm sure loads and loads of England top orders will be just as statistically dismal as we have just been. Put it there, partner."
>"Damn straight, Webbatron. Let's go to Honkytonks and get badonkadonked."
>As the two colleagues raucously high-fived their blues away and headed off for some recuperative dance-floor antics, little could they have known that England wouldn't have a more unproductive Test from its Nos. 3 and 4 until the third Test against Sri Lanka in 2016.
Is Andy Zaltzman, dare I say it, autistic?
>>68489146
Best 2016 memes
>@4chancricket
>The Wolf of Bet365
>/bundes/-/cric/ war
There aren't any others. The tradie meme was awful as fuck, the gyprock one is a moderate revival of it but it's still ultimately shoddy
>>68489225
Zaltzman's mere existence never fails to amuse me.
>Michael Slater averaged 53 in a five-Test series against West Indies in 2000-01, when he scored no centuries but reached 80 three times; he averaged 46 in the 1998-99 Ashes, in which he made three hundreds. Thanks be to Stats.
Where the fuck does he pull this shit from seriously. That is ridiculously impressive.
My name is Wolfgang Betman. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Wollongong, New South Wales. The year I turned 26, as a NEET focused on nothing but betting, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
This right here is the betting site of opportunity. This is Bet365. This is my home! The show goes on! They're gonna need to send in ASIO to take me out, 'cause I ain't going nowhere!
theroar.com.au account is up
username: BasedBoland
pass: zerogoose
for the daniel-tier internet inept
http://www.theroar.com.au/contribute/submit/
>>68489450
>>68489471
explain this meme
What's it for
Are Weezer, dare I say it, back again lads?
The White Album was actually decent. Thank God for Girls sounded like something off Pinkerton
>>68489544
>Thank God for Girls
Surprisingly catchy
>>68489553
>Surprisingly
It's Weezer m8
>>68480228
please watch our sport
>>68489572
I'll give you lads some shitposts tomorrow
>>68489533
.>we can use it to blog. They take submission from both fans and "experts". It can't just be pure shitposting or it will get deleted so it has to be more subtle.
it's more work than twitter, but it will also get >us more attention
Lads
I think Zimbabwe is done
These tests >we're playing against them will be their last. It can't be good for them or for cricket forcing them to be in the top tier when they're probably 13th or 14th in terms of actual team rankings. Afghanistan comfortably beat them home and away. They can't beat a team of Indias of which I know maybe three players.
>I can't remember a more abject series of performances, nor a more funereal mood to a Zimbabwean cricket match. Ever.
>>68489624
I don't think I'm autistic enough for this
You guys can do it
And anyway, we don't agree on ANYTHING, how the fuck are we supposed to post "our" opinions?
>>68489557
Honestly lad Say It Ain't So is the only song of their's that has stuck with me apart from ones off their new album
>>68489648
You don't remember the chorus to Buddy Holly, the Sweater Song riff or I'M DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN?
>>68489544
>>68489553
>>>/highschool/
>>68489664
Hardly remember the taste of breakfast yesterday
>>68489544
Thank God for Girls was written about Danny
>She's so big and strong
These are LITERAL lines from the song
>>68489685
>5 (You)s
On a roll
>>68489701
Pinkerton has more than enough chords to qualify as progressive rock
>>68489626
It's pretty sad but they've got no one to blame but the government.
Hopefully Ireland and Afghanistan can replace them in the coming years.
>>68489815
Afghanistan are always going to be hampered by the fact that their home country is an unstable shithole that will never host cricket games for the next 40 years
They're literally going to be Pakistan lite
>>68489872
>hampered by the fact that their home country is an unstable shithole that will never host cricket games for the next 40 years
That is EXACTLY the same as Pakistan
>>68489899
>They're literally going to be Pakistan lite
>>68489872
>They're literally going to be Pakistan lite
That' still a lot better than Zimbabwe though.
Also I'm not sure about the weather in Ireland but doesn't it rain a lot over there as well?
>>68489970
Yes, conditions will be northern England tier. You're unlikely to get an uninterrupted test match there.
t. Irishman
>>68490007
That's a shame.
Malaysia's pretty much the same though, except it rains everyday and it's heavy tropical rain.
Reminder to vote for this devilishly handsome man in the upcoming election so that we can end the gambling degeneracy once and for all
>>68490074
>voting for a wog
>>68489626
Good, hope they all starve.
Mugabe literally bitched out of a fight with me after I called him out on the massacre of white farmers. My dick would literally be inside of him.
>>68489626
"Zimbabwe have a chance of winning" - Ankush
Reminder to NEVER listen to ANYTHING Wankush says about cricket
Don't think it should be possibly to become a Test status nation without having a first class domestic competition in your country.This is what held back Bangladesh for many years.No reason Ireland couldn't create one, even if it was just 4 teams.Obviously makes it difficult for Afghanistan though.
>>68490188
Ireland LITERALLY already have one for all three formats in everything but official status. They've done absolutely everything they can possibly do to succeed as a test nation.
Already getting bites lads
>>68490250
>They've done absolutely everything they can possibly do to succeed as a test nation.
Except for the part where the Irish public doesnt give a shit about cricket.
That's why the ICC put faith in Bangladesh and Afghanistan are being propped up so much, there is genuine grassroots interest
>>68490306
There's been constant growth in the sport though. You've got to remember Irish cricket outside of the protestant population in Northern Ireland was virtually non-existent a decade ago.
There's an effective cap on how much they can actually achieve with their current funding though.
>>68490396
Yeah I don't dispute they've made progress and I'm also in favour of them having Test status. For me the big difference between Ireland and Netherlands or North England is that they have actually produced home-grown talent, even if they do have a few aussies and kiwis in there.
That said, I seriously doubt Irish cricket can progress much further. The weather issue is obvious. Ontop of that Ireland is an established sporting nation with what, 5 mainstream sports already? I suspect it would be really difficult to break another into the mainstream. Every Irish anon who has ever posted here has said its impossible
>An amazing 24,654 youngsters are now playing the game in comparison to 11,955 in 2011, a rise of 105 per cent according to figures released this week by Cricket Ireland.
>There was strong growth recorded throughout all categories in the survey undertaken for the International Cricket Council (ICC), with the overall participation figure for cricket standing at 40,414 - up from 25,170 in 2011 - an increase of over 60 per cent.There has also been a 29 per cent increase in the number of active coaches in Ireland, increasing from 910 to 1175.
>In a further sign of the game’s increasing popularity throughout Ireland, the number of teams playing the sport increased from 895 to 1056.There’s been an incredible expansion in the number of junior teams across Ireland, while adult team growth has also been strong in the Connaught and Munster areas, where the game has enjoyed a surge in interest following Ireland’s exploits on the world stage.
Obviously it's still very very niche in Ireland, but it's still an area with potential, especially given that it's unironically their most successful sport.
>>68490499
well thats encouraging, wasnt aware of that
>especially given that it's unironically their most successful sport
uhm what?
>>68490559
I'm actually wrong there, it's their second best international sport by ranking
>>68490681
they're clearly better at both rugby and soccer than they are cricket
>>68490692
>by ranking
You can be good at soccer and ranked 30th
>>68490074
I'll be voting for the muscular protector of democracy and absolute majorities, Tony Windsor
>>68490171
Delete this lad.
tbf they're getting worse by the match.
Dennis Lillee is a poor man's Richard Hadlee
Please listen to at least something I've got to say about cricket lads.
>>68491141
Not this time, Slugkush
(you) have been well and truly EXPOSED
>>68491171
based Daniel. How are Ivana's parents?
>>68491171
I will literally fly to your country and beat you the fuck up you little shit
>>68491238
Please don't do this to me.
>>68491258
Could me and 10 random cabbies bowl Australia out for 60?
>>68491318
>Fat Hump Gay Ltd. is in Slovenia
wew lad, fell for the Eastern Euro hookers meme did you?
>>68491141
They had a chance last game for a short time tbf
Imagine being one of the 13.44 million unemployed Zimbabweans that spent your last trillion dollar note to watch the game, only to see this shit.
>>68491399
t. casual
he's spouted /cric/ memes before and posted edits of daniel in /hoc/ over a week ago
>>68491467
I completely forgot about the /hoc/ incursion t b h
it was half assed. Nothing like the barrage which razed /bundes/ at the start of the year.
>and posted edits of daniel in /hoc/ over a week ago
got them?
>>68491561
just that one ankush made with the daniel's face in a "reasons to live" book
>it was half assed. Nothing like the barrage which razed /bundes/ at the start of the year.
The ACBs aren't here yet. Give it another six months then try again
>we're actually winning
wew lad
>>68491611
see >>68491607
/cric/ in the winter is a toothless tiger. The autism of the summertime ACB's truly is a sight to behold
>>68490470
they have produced a few decent cricketers eg morgan, ed joyce, o'brien brothers, boyd rankin etc. giving them test status will increase popularity and potentially lead to finding more talent like this, and I imagine it could become like football where english players with irish grandmothers etc would play for ireland just to play test cricket, rather than never getting picked for england at least playing. would mean their white ball stuff gets better as less players would be poached for england
>>68491725
Morgan is a proper englishman now
Have we given up trying to attract Big Strong Ameircans to our sport?
>>68491852
Yeah, I'm fucking sick of them tbqh
>>68491852
We've already got one. /nrl/ and /afl/ are absolutely seething with jealousy
>>68491852
Once the CPL starts we could try again.
It's meme20 AND in their timezone. Also, a few games are being held in the US so maybe some sports enthusiasts would like to go.
>>68491903
There's actually three, but Fat Hump Gay posts the most frequently
There's also the one that came thanks to Daniel's pandering in the /mlb/ threads and another that has absolutely horrible grammar and his posts are one long stream of consciousness
>Also, a few games are being held in the US
What's the goal of this? Caribbean expats?
yeah I meant one who is regularly a part of our poomunity and actually watches cricket
>>68491955
Caribbean expats mostly but hopefully some BSAs turn up as well. There's 4 matches from 28th-31st July in Florida.
Did you lads see Wade's run out of Marlon? Surprisingly decent
Im sick of Skinny Flat Straight shitting up the threads Tbh, he's literally obsessed
>>68493440
he literally hasnt posted one itt tttt
sydney morning herald family
Who /TendiesvsSethEfrika/ here?
>>68493703
Ankush bhaiya haha xD
>>68493782
Are you the paki weeb from /sp/?
>>68493815
Ankush bahiya, how could you forget about me haha xD. A 6'4" aplha male with an IQ of 200 like yourself should have a great memory unmatched by no other.
Ok
>>68493655
He will eventually
>Steve Waugh, Australian cricket legend, believes Australia's best four pacemen rival "any quick bowling quartet" in cricket history. Playing 168 Tests during a lengthy career spanning from 1985-2004, Waugh played with and against some of the best pace bowling arsenals ever assembled. In the Australian summer of 1988-89, Waugh faced the fearsome West Indian pace battery comprising of Malcolm Marshall, Curtly Ambrose, Courtney Walsh and Patrick Patterson. Unable to curtail them, Australia were thrashed in the opening three Tests and lost the five match series 3-1.
>But the 51-year-old believed Australia's best current pace bowlers, if fit, could match any pace battery ever assembled. "I can't wait for all of the quicks to get together who are injured now," Waugh told foxsports.com.au on Wednesday (June 15). "James Pattinson, Pat Cummins, Mitch Starc and Josh Hazlewood as a quartet would be as good, if not better, than any quick bowling quartet in the history of the game."
Australia on second golden generation watch
>>68494288
he literally stole my rhetoric
>>68494323
Get fucked m8, the four horsemen is LITERALLY one of my gimmicks and will no doubt feature on statscunts guidebook to my 'poosting'
yfw the BCCI win the nobel peace prize
Reminder to ignore all Pakis.
Get in there lads
>>68486436
>>68486458
>they think Trump Hat Guy shills boreball
Lads I've already said I fucking can't stand steroidswing and I live in the biggest baseball market in the country
>>68496903
Please respond to her, friend
>>68496903
Mackaybro is that you?
>>68496903
Reply with "PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT" tqh
Its the /cric/ twitter account
>>68497253
That was me tbẖ, I was just looking through the RUSvSLV hashtag posts and decided to promote the game of cricket.
list of things /cric/ has completed recently
1. /cric/ XI
2. handsome XI
3. ugly XI
4. queen of /cric/
Still need the boipussy,attractive women's,wog and autistic XI.
Daniel is good with these projects usually
Amla's looking strong lads, anyone else watching the game?
>>68498849
Amla's looking really good
poodictions for SA score?
347 here
>>68499186
less than 600
>>68499186
Don't know if it would be that high, the pitch slows down in latter part of the innings as it was evident in the last game.
280-300 given they don't lose many wickets
As a neutral, how do you decide who to support? Or do you (usually) just not care?
>>68499453
pretty much
>>68499453
As a neutral, I usually just support players and not teams themselves.
Amla out on 99 watch.
why is moeen ali playing for south africa?
test
>>68499905
The classiest, calmest man on a cricket field, Hashim Amla's name is etched in South African cricket history. With his wristy leg-side flick and serene cover drive, Amla became the first South African to score a triple century in Test cricket, while also effectively shifting gears to become the fastest batsman to 2,000 (40 innings), 3,000 (57 innings), 4,000 (81 innings) and 5,000 (101 innings) runs in ODI cricket.
Pretty embarassing desu.
Don't think we're gonna win this game lads
>>68502998
me thinks you're gonna win it man!
>>68502998
Believe!
>>68503136
>>68503136
I can always count on you Pakime
think we can all agree, the triwizard tournament has been wayyyyyyy more competitive than anyone expected it to be
>mfw Pakime,Trinibro and Kermit's asshole are all posting in this thread
>>68499186
almost called it
>Aggressive West Indian batting
Hoss.
Was Ricky Ponting really considered the best Australian test captain ever?
>Sitting in my bar at home
>Fiance asleep on the couch
>Just finished a yogi sip
>Watching cricket on my TV
Pretty comfy. How are you >lads watching?
>>68508994
>laying on my couch
>watching it on my shitty computer
>povertyball on in the back-round
it's almost too warm outside to be considered comfy Tbh
>>68491428
kek
>>68509190
It's middle of the night and single digit temperatures over here. And a public holiday tomorrow so I actually get to watch an entire game without being a zombie in the office tomorrow
COLLAPSE
>>68509434
>youth day around the world commemorates and celebrates youth
>our youth day is about a black kid who got shot
feels bad man
>>68499027
pretty fucking gay tbqh
>>68499453
Whoever has the most players I like. Generally I'll support South Africa, England or Pakistan, and in that order.
>>68508694
Border was, even if he didn't have the elite tactical mind of Taylor and Clarke
>collapsing to tahir
Can't believe >we lost to this team tbqh
>3 wickets in the over
fucking hell, how did we lose the first game to these shit biscuits
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