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please be fight night already
>>68482041
I know right
>>68481987
Upcoming events:
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68464440
News:
>Cub Swanson vs Tatsuya Kawajiri targeted for UFC FN Utah
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11938082/cub-swanson-vs-tatsuya-kawajiri-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-in-utah
>Kron Gracie will fight in RIZIN 2
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11934086/kron-gracie-set-to-face-mma-veteran-hideo-tokoro-in-rizin-event-in
>Tim Means got second job during suspension, hopes to be back around August
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11922054/tim-means-got-job-as-metal-fabricator-during-usada-suspension-hopes-ufc-august-return
Schaub Watch is a thing?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCazCHmsRw6qSbxnk3NcdNSQ
adan...
Why is it so hard to literally copy and paste this shit >>68482048 OP?
ALASTAIR OVEREEM WILL BE CHAMPION OF UFC 2016 SCREEN CAP THIS
then he will oficially be the GOAT of any combat sport
>>68482116
16 confirmed
>>68482086
literally who reads that stuff
real thread
>>68481623
>>68482144
dubs re confirming the 16
>>68482086
Why the fuck do you even care?
No one else does
Schaub is shook
Reminder that Brock Lesnar is a traitor to our great country and will be representing Canada at UFC 200. Reminder that no respecting American should support him in any way.
so did schaub call out rich piana?
because honestly, one hit from one of pianas bombs would easily ko him.
how can someone who got KO'd by zombie nog stand a chance against rich?
CMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>68482195
He's lived there for like 8 years dude
>>68482176
this kills the tryhard
>>68482219
What are the betting odds for the fight now that the AMA is over
>>68482116
no one can stop this mad man
"the op is important"
>>68482219
Schaub pretended he didn't know who Rich Piana is. He's shook God dammit!
>>68482176
I do, I like his links and news
NO MORE SCHAUB DISCUSSION BELOW THIS LINE
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>>68482262
not one person reads the fucking op you lying sack of shit
>>68482224
You never stop being an American.
>>68482261
Sharky would fuck them both up m8
Pirating Fighter and the Kid 3D. Will post Webms.
https://thepiratebay
.org/torrent/14521218/The_Fighter_and_the_Kid_3D_-_TFATK3D_720p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6YH6NgNfDd
Cool vid
>mfw people think Schaub is scared of a juice head
lads whats going on this time?
>>68482340
>>>/wsg/ them so they have sound
remember max file size there is 4.00 MB
But I do read the OP Adan
no you fucking don't
>>68482355
yeah man
very cool stuff
Why would I lie on an anonymous imageboard
>>68482364
Schaub bless. Schaub is a natural athlete and alpha male. Rich is an insecure manlet who will die of steroid abuse within the decade.
>>68482364
i think you'd be suprised
Canadian OP we may not deserve you, but we need you right now.
Thank you, your return has been appreciated.
i wish they'd let me over there so i could spit in your face
to piss someone off
who else /ottawa/ here?
I told you lads many times that this place needs me but nooo screenshots are gay gsp isn't good the op is important blah blah blah
thanks though bud appreciate, glad you're still around
You know I'd literally kiss you if you ever did something like that
here lad
my old man and I are going and I'm super hype about it
you got good seats?
5% for life God dammit
you think i'm just gonna sit there and let you kiss me, jon?
>>68482518
You think I'm just going to sit here and let you kiss me?
you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you kiss me bud
I agree
>>68482542
schaub's fucking shook lad
>>68482252
>People unironically believe stipe won't swarm him and knock him out inside 2 minutes
Stipe still has a chin on him, if overeem tagged him with something it wouldn't be the end of the world like it was with arlovski/JDS
>Jon......
I don't know man, this new Reem is looking pretty mean
I can see him taking the belt soon
>you will never eat burgers with extra cheese and extra mushrooms while Rich Piana tells you stories of his childhood
Junior still has a chin, he ate a gigantic clean hook clean across the chin from Overeem and wasn't even knocked out, he almost got back up too
>>68482458
>No (You's)
Why
>>68482627
He is just more defensive, K-1 UBEREEM was a force to be reckoned with. Had a roid chin + better, younger body. If he gets tagged clean it's game over for him. Still has a lot of power but he can't afford to be overly offensive.
Stipe is going to be too quick for Reem
Reem's chin will get tapped
Do you think Michael Bisping is attractive?
Reminder that this man could fucking KO anyone in this thread
Sometimes I wish that were the case
>>68482667
He's handsome for an Irish fella
so I just started a new career mode as Chris Weidman in UFC 2 and in the main even of the card that I debuted on, Rory KO'd Wonderboy in the main event for KO of the night
is this a sign?
>>68482383
Thanks for the reminder kiddo. I'll be using SnagIt and Webm for Retards. Hope that's up to snuff.
I'm genuinely a fan of the new Econoreem style
Observant, deliberate, and accurate. The way he measured, timed, and exploited Arlovski's "open middle" style of defense against Overeem's right leg kick / left body kick game was brilliant
However, let's not forget that he's still got those mental training scars from years of K-1, and we've seen him go to his "back straight up and shell up and wait" defence a couple of times recently. Croatia's brave Stipe seems like the exact man to exploit that deficiency
God bless
>>68482707
Literally no one gives a shit.
>>68482667
No (you)s
We are on strike
Can you lads post the best /heem/s the year so far?
Bisping is generally a handsome man, but there's still times where he has that ridiculous wax figure look and overly slicked hair
stop reminding everyone
you either get it or you fucking don't
>>68482746
Kek good luck with that
i read the op but i'm not an autistic man child that will die alone like most of you so i don't have time to wade through 20 conor articles to find actual news.
Still better than Yair's imo
Lahat was legitimately dead for 10 minutes
>"What the fuck do you mean you can't get it up, Jon?"
Look into my eyes liddle man
I run heem yeh?
>>68482733
For stipes sake I hope he retains the belt, hw champs are less consistent than the WWE heavyweight champs. If overeem won (which I don't see happening but worst case scenario) he loses that just as quick as everyone else. Hes no spring chicken, plus all his other faults.
>tfw tried dating app in ottawa
Will she ever sit on my face?
i've seen that on /fit/ before lad, don't be cheeky
>>68482882
lmao at those proportions
>>68482813
>mfw Lahat was flying knee'd into lelator
>>68482882
am i shadow banned? im not getting yous
NICE
>>68482882
>Will she ever sit on my face and poo like crazy?
ftfy
>>68482832
I know a chick in Alberta you can fuck.
Piana>Schaub
I can't trust Schaub anymore. He lied about not knowing who Rich Piana is.
guys wife left the screen open a bit and the house is full of mosquitos
you're not, but no (You)'s right now, be serious
Just called my dog a bitch.
She said yes.
>>68482667
not bad for scum
>>68482969
heel hook that slut
>>68482959
Schaub's a bitch who's gonna get his very soon. God dammit, Rich bless.
my wife's son left the screen open a bit and the house is full of mosquitoes
yowch!
will brock quit against hunt in round 1?
Rich bless
>>68483017
RARE
A
R
E
mosquitos don't hurt you fucking fairy
I hate when my girlfriend brings her son over.
Especially on fight night. I usually give the kid my 3DS to play something and he buzzes off.
Obviously another top heem contender because of that combo and the sheer visciousness
>>68483017
ohhhh cambodia
>>68483098
this is like
the true meaning of heem sleepy
>>68483078
kek
>>68482882
she literally looks like a midget
He literally didn't move for another couple of minutes after that, it was crazy
Anyone else collect UFC trading cards?
I have a whole bunch!
I keep my Royce Gracie UFC 1 edition on top of the refrigerator so my sisters kids don't get to it.
Brendan really doesn't know who Rich Piana is?
I find this hard to believe.
>>68483213
they sure got him good
all of you
reminder to be VERY careful
>>68483025
rich bless
>>68483098
based
#howtosmokeacuban
>>68483213
RICH PIANA BTFO
CONFIRMED IRRELEVANT LOL
Schaub v Genova is the real fight to make
>>68483282
rich bless
karolina vs. rose will be a good one
rose might eviscerate her though karolina has never fought anyone '''''''''''''''''''''good'''''''''''''''''''
>>68483340
>rose might eviscerate her though
she barely beat Tecia Torres bruh
>>68483213
tell schaub to stop shitposting on /heem/
Durian = Done
Eisel = NEW
>>68483366
tecia is literally top 5 in the world
>>68483340
>that pic
hnnng lads...
>>68483366
Iirc I had Torres winning that one
This is the most prepared I've been to watch any event. I have literally set an alarm on my phone to notify me for when the event is starting.
Wonderboy and Rory are my most major boys and I absolutely refuse to miss this event
Can Rory legit beat Wonderboy?
I want him to win so bad, but honestly, Thomson is a fucking top tier striker.
>>68483366
rose has obliterated anyone not top 5
>>68483410
>>68483427
nah cuz
>>68483427
Torres looked really good in that fight whereas Rose seemed to have a harder time mounting off any real significant offense like she did against PVZ. Gonna have to rewatch that one soon.
>>68483427
they're pretty fucking even
jessica andrade is gonna punch a hole in their fuckin heads
>>68483474
>he bought the jessica andrade meme
>>68483469
LOL
tecia is literally years ahead of paige everywhere
rose might as well have been fighting someone ranked 30th in the world
>>68483465
>someone gets paid to wipe sweat off pf PVZ
>>68483465
sletten
HE'S A GANGSTA? HIS REAL NAME IS DWIGHT
>>68483494
she'd drop you like a sack of potatoes
>>68483465
>tfw you will never be paid to lick the sweat off of PVZ's axilla
![ANDRADE_JESSICA[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0ALRGz4.png "ANDRADE_JESSICA[1].png")
>>68483494
She's just too big for the strawweights
She's going to absolutely cuck Joanna or Claudia if she can manage her cycles correctly
>>68483517
he looks thicc here
>>68483526
please, she only beat penne because penne's trash
>>68482946
and follow up finish
>>68482925
she's safe in mexico they don't behead chimps
>>68483556
>She's going to absolutely cuck Joanna or Claudia
>>68483556
N
Joanna and Claudia are actually skilled, which is more than can be said for most WMMA fighters
>>68483441
I want to believe.
I can't see Rory outstriking Wonderboy, or even getting close enough to perform a takedown.
But then again, I also couldn't see Conor knocking Aldo out with one (1) punch.
>>68483568
why did i read that in that faggot pussy scum schaubs voice. you know hes sucking off his friend bryan right now.
seriously, i'd pay to suck both them off.
you heard me shaub, you little snot nosed horsedicked pencil pusher.
fedor by ko
>>68483683
wew lad
>>68483683
>miss me /heem/
>>68482195
I hope Mark destroys Brock. Fuck this traitor. The funny part is Mark is also a traitor as he reps Australia despite being from New Zealand.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jjmnfii.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
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>>68483844
Açaà bowl
EVERY DAY
MINIMUM
Stay RENERGIZED®
>"Daniel! How'd you get into my house?!"
What's the best way to browse /heem/ on an iOS device? Webms don't work in Safari
>>68484186
You think I'm going to just sit there and not give you a blumpkin Jon?
Fuck wsg. I'll just upload clips to Youtube unlisted. Might upload the whole series and just make little reaction webms. Let me know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sAGF2xdc0M
>>68484346
>he uses apple products
If heem had more people, id suggest we raid bloodyelbow with dc dick sucking memes to offend the sjws
>>68484382
Fox took it down. You're probably getting sued familia.Thanks for trying tho.
>>68484382
>blocked with 5 views
>>68484483
It's probably Youtube's automated content ID shit that recognised it as theirs and auto took it down. Crazy how quick that shit worked.
Either that or Schaub is actually lurking /heem/ now and got the feds on your ass for this. This is your fault for advertising on Reddit
>>68484382
>>68484483
>>68484496
Damn, I got heemed. Definitely using wsg now. These will be better quality after this.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465964660603.webm
>Schaub breaking character 15s which they mask with a cut
>Bryan flubbing a line right after
>Ripping off Will Ferrell's style from 5 years ago
![1436277477000[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OOGZEvK.jpg "1436277477000[2].jpg")
what ever happened to the brazilian posters?
i miss those hues
>>68484621
I think we have one or two that remained
>>68484621
Brazil Has Fallen. Civil war in the streets,media being wiped. Electricity gone. Pray 4 Brazil.
>>68484613
Thanks. I don't know if the homoerotic tones are intentional.
>>68484613
>schaub naked
>callen on his knees
>both of them practically eskimo kissing
color me surprised
>>68484621
wen aldo was heem they disperse
wen conor was tap they sorta cumback
wen werdoom was heem they gone 5eva
>tfw usually guess a 50-75% of the fights on a given card correctly
>tfw haven't guessed a main event right since Hendricks-Thompson
>guessed the last 5 main events before that correctly
![1436918420853[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y62wtxQ.jpg "1436918420853[1].jpg")
is conduit, dare i say it, a meme fighter?
>>68484777
Why is it that only recently this image has started making me laugh
>>68484815
1, 3, 4
Alright, Goodnight /heem/
>>68484858
2, 3, 5
>>68483858
Me on the left
>>68484731
>>68484688
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465965980920.webm
Not much of a punchline, but it's a decent bit I guess
>>68484886
shut up
>>68484867
Guten nacht mein freundin
>>68484946
schaub is such a good actor, so down to earth and modest too
Thinking of being a faggot and actually getting FitePass
Does it have the Shooto and Pancrase libraries or does it just show their recent events? This is the dealbreaker here.
>>68484949
>conditbabby this triggered by facts
do you train with him or something ladle
>>68484613
jesus christ schaub is attractive
>>68484969
http://www.ufc.com/news/Pancrase-to-be-streamed-live-on-UFC-FIGHT-PASS?id=
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-fight-pass-signs-shooto-japan-to-exclusive-live-event-and-on-demand-content-deal?id=
In other words, yes ;)
Speaking of which I'll probably watch some classic Bas in Pancrase after I'm done with TUF 10
>>68484977
do you train with roidbbery lawler or something bud
>>68484969
They've got a massive backlog of events they're gradually adding
Recently they've been mostly adding Shooto Brazil, KOTC, TKO, Cage Rage, and XFO stuff
They only just got Shooto Japan rights, and they have some retro Pancrase to boot
So don't expect classics like Anderson vs Sakurai on FightPass just yet
>>68485028
do you train with condit or something bud
>>68485019
>classic Bas in Pancrase
They're all on youtube, with Bas providing commentary over his own fights (don't know if they've got that version on Fightpass). It's really interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLmI9jPjzJeOREIS06Q_QLLaparTScwRr
i trane ufc
>>68485119
That shit might work in the cage but out on the streets my aikido reigns supreme.
you guys ruined brandon and bryans ama
good job
>>68482252
>Britain having 3 UFC champions
Good times senpai
Why is Brock such a leafaboo?
>>68485186
Minnesota is on the border iirc
>>68485071
Well damn
>>68484815
only in title fights, thats when he goes full meme point fighter, throwing kicks from 10 feet away
>>68485169
didn't you guys have a champ way back when? or was that newton that no one could decide what he was?
>>68485266
So did it end up being funny or did ebin /heem/sters just post shit like "could u heem every here?"
>>68485247
I have no idea only started watching UFC in 2004
>>68485214
yup, though against gsp he put on a good fight. he needs a wrestler to out point him in a championship fight, or he will throw non-commital strikes to feign dominance and become a boring counter-striker. He can't decide if he is going to aggressively lead, or maliciously counter.
mind you diaz is a counter stiker, thus diaz-condit, diaz- silva and in inevitable condit/silva would suck(assuming they are both old fighting for the UFC "champions" MW title in the future ufc middle-aged league). 2 counter fighters equals boring.
>>68485321
>diaz is a counter stiker
There's elements of it to his game but he certainly pushes the pace against certain opponents
>>68485303
It was great. Schaub got BTFO multiple times.
Classic drug scene xD
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465968089606.webm
>>68485303
there were a couple posts talking about heem. also the faggot in that picture that linked here is one of the guys that takes credit for the webms made here when he posts them to /r/mma.
Although seeing Schaub constantly referred to as Brandon and being completely unaware how much people were ridiculing him was fucking funny.
Rory MacDonald is one of the fighters I have the most respect for. That Lawler fight was fucking brutal I hope he wins against wonderboy
>>68485036
Do they have all the K-1 WGP on Fightpass?
>>68485422
No. They tried buying them through Glory who holds licenses for the library, but K-1 (I assume a 1 room office somewhere) stepped in and cockblocked.
>>68485411
I'm having a hard time cheering against either of them. Wonderboy has improved so much and he looked great against Hendricks. But Rory has been one of my favorites for so long.
>>68485446
REMINDER THAT WONDERBOY GOT DROPPED MOMENTARILY IN THIS FIGHT AND THAT SOMEONE, SOMEDAY IS GONNA CATCH HIM CLEAN AND KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT
>>68485398
Just found this little piece of gold
>>68485462
He lands 50% of his strikes and avoids 58% of the opponents. Somebody else going to sleep before he ever does.
>>68485398
Fuck that reposting faggot
>>68485496
>that logic
>>68482195
Ugh, how did we get dragged into this?
>>68485492
>He asked why, not for a demonstration
>>68482672
this pic really shows how much oil is in his triceps good lord
>>68485398
>Muh original content :^)
You sound like a redditor m8
>>68485492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkKdcgxvdo
>>68485545
Redditor detected
>>68484867
...phone home?
>>68485614
fucking lel
>>68484621
we only get one Brazilian per international goal, so...
>>68483552
>20 min
wtf?
>>68483858
foam parties always attract people who don't understand the function of bubbles, which is to carry dirt, dead skin, etc.
That foam is "lofting" filth. Enjoy!
>yfw you realize Carlos Condit has lost 4 of his last 6 fights
>>68485705
The only embarrassing loss is to Woodley. Welterweight is a shark tank.
>>68485705
> """lost"""
>>68485729
2, 3, 5
,
3
,
5
>>68485742
I agree Condit won all those rounds, alongside 1 and 4. Shame the judges didn't see it that way like educated fight fans such as myself. Sad!
>>68485705
4 loses out of 6 at welterweight is like 2 at LW, or 1 at hw, or an unbeaten streak in women's mma.
>>68485742
>>68485772
Why do people think media scores mean more than any other person's?
They're fans like you or me, they just get paid for it.
>>68485789
It's a convenient pool of samples from above average MMA consumers.
>>68485803
i.e. popular opinion
>>68485818
Not really. I wouldn't call journalists representative of the general MMA audience. Closer to professional opinion if that phrasing doesn't trigger anybody too severely.
>Scrub Swanson vs Kawajiri
>>68485772
It's not that fresh a take, but Lawler lost at 181 against Hendricks as well. Not necessarily complaining about that one, but he should be sitting at 3-3 over his last 6.
>>68485835
Yeah but you're using their supposedly close to professional opinions to argue against the actual professional opinions, so I don't think that really means much
>>68483858
So he left that other bitch? 2BH she had a fake face, this woman looks much more grounded and is just as busty. Hendo's life moving in the right direction
>>68485887
I'm not arguing against their opinions. I think both fights were relatively close (less so the Hendricks fight) and came down mostly to scoring preferences. 10 point must is shit. I'm just offering up a couple of surveys that show a lot of people disagree with the decisions. It's interesting how much the other way the journalists swing in both fights.
>>68485887
That's not fair, we've all seen these "professional opinions" go full retard occasionally.
If a majority of the people who make a living around the fight game believe a fight should have been scored a certain way, it probably should have been.
Where is picks bro?
>>68485964
No, you're literally arguing in favour of popular opinion.
>>68486024
I'm not saying that the decision should be overturned/we do this like a reality show, I'm saying in certain cases the judges blow it. Acting like judges are infallible is silly.
Peter Graham, the legend who "straya cunt'd" that arab scumbag hari is fighting co-main on the Fedor card.
https://youtu.be/-8sYT3gvTeU
>>68486070
Exactly, the judges aren't infallible, but they're literally trained to score fights within the 10 point must system.
The journalists, without this training, don't have an opinion worth more than any other casual fans'.
>>68486105
>casual fans
I meant educated fan
>>68486090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAc4ghVDbE
>>68486105
Magny - Lombard
>>68486105
Is the training all that intensive? They're following 11 rules with some sub-categories ported over from another sport, where several of them also judge.
You're putting a whole lot of stock into a part time job that doesn't pay that well. Also I don't personally know a single fan who agrees with the 10 point must system.
