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good job mad, i like the picture
tfw it takes a minute to process a new page in 2070
>>68480649
I'm not mad, I haven't seen him in months. I'm the other Argie psoter, the one with the Crewe save. But not the one that posts moe reaction images, that's another guy (or gal).
Also, you forgot this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpMO2dJQ6Q
OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM
OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
>>68481189
>listening to anything with over 75 views on youtube
lol
>>68481235
Guess I'll just have to reupload it for you.
>>68481061
Specs?
>>68482098
>There is a chance your son went through someone else's academy.
>>68482098
>aMoodieSwede
>tfw slight CoD nostalgia
>>68482171
>tfw you get your wifes son in your wifes boyfriends academy
American fans are cringeworthy
>stay quiet for 20 minutes
>chant "MESSI MESSI MESSI" for a minute
>do the wave
>eat popcorn and half of it falls to the floor
>do nothing for 10 more minutes
>chant "MESSI MESSI MESSI" again
At least the player from my team, Cuesta, scored, which justifies my watching this shitty match.
>>68482875
>implying we care about your shit team when the best player in the world is on the bench.
>Player giveaway to save some wage budget
Welcome to Slovenia.
>>68483034
Just release them.
>>68482957
What's the team that has that awful "capo" with a megaphone, that chubby guy that thinks he's the boss of the fans?
>>68482875
You didn't watch the US-Paraguay game, did you?
>>68482957
But Christian Pulisic doesn't play for Argentina or Bolivia
>striker doesnt score in 8 games
>talk to him, say he needs to start scoring or he is out of the team
>"I've scored plenty"
This fucking guy
this shit is hilarious, i guess the state championship is a feel good league for the big clubs, i have literally gotten 0 shots on targets this far and my team is not that good
>>68483080
Isn't that Seattle? Hilarious stuff.
FIGHT
AND WIN!!!!
And his fucking accent cracks me up. Is it supposed to be British? Irish? Australian? No one knows.
>>68483113
He barely plays for the US, tbf.
>>68483080
>Just release them.
>Releasing players saves money
People need to stop thinking this
>>68483080
>Just release them
That's the trick: releasing them costs money. the exact money you should have paid them if they had left at the end of their contract. At least when you give them away it won't cost you a cent. I want to give as much players away as possible before resorting to a release.
>>68482875
>Cuesta
I had to specifically add "football" to get "Victor Cuesta".
>>68483109
A bit, I think I was cooking. Were they better? That'd make sense, since they were watching their team. Though even if Messi is not on the field, you've still got some world class players.
Am I the only one that thinks Guzan looks weird?
>>68483160
>Were they better?
I would say yes, but
>I'm not watching the match now
>I was in the stadium for USAvPRG so it's hard for me to judge
>Am I the only one that thinks Guzan looks weird?
No, he looks like a pasty bald goblin.
>>68483136
>>68483147
I know, it was a joke. I've got plenty of players that I can't get rid of, but they don't earn that much so it's fine.
>>68483147
kek, should've specified his name. He's great.
tfw you want to release your shit coaches when you take over a club but it costs too much money
>>68483540
Even on mutual termination? Else I'd just add a new one if staff restrictions aren't problematic: the quality of training depends of the better coach and the shitter helps lowering the Workload.
>>68483260
>No, he looks like a pasty bald goblin.
I feel this way every time I see Ryan Goins not wearing a hat or helmet.
>>68483697
I feel this away about literally every other USMNT GK that isn't Tony Meola or Tim Howard, they're all the same.
>>68483847
And Tim isn't like that just because he wears his hair on his chin.
>>68483993
also he's kinda swarthy
>>68484064
Are you calling him a nigger nigga?
>>68484090
he sure as hell isn't pasty
>>68484090
>>68484126
He only seems dark next to Guzan and Bradley tbf.
>>68484415
>"So you're going to MLS, Tim?"
>"Yeah they don't want me here"
>"Take me with you, please."
>that bloody OP pic
>>68485102
We know you love it.
I want to start a new save as a national team manager for a team that's never been to the World Cup, I'm leaning towards Thailand or Venezuela but will managing the Thai national team fuck up my reputation?
>>68485589
why don't you take Suriname, Kenya, or Indonesia to the World Cup so that?
>>68485589
Actually scratch Thailand, I'd rather manage Poo in the Loo Land. My question still stands though.
>>68485589
How would managing the Venezuelan NT ruin your reputation?
>>68485607
>Indonesia
>>68485620
They weren't independent and it was pre-WW2. Doesn't really count.
>>68485607
>Indonesia
>never been to the WC
As a sovereign nation, yes. As a home nation of the Dutch, no.
>>68485609
You wont have a reputation to ruin if its your first job
>>68485607
Not sure. I just want to start with a team that can reasonably make it and is one that I can get in the game by default.
>>68485620
Not Venezuela, but the others I imagine might fuck my reputation up. I'm open to suggestions as long as it's a country that's never been to the World Cup and has a reasonable chance of making it.
>>68485649
>but the others I imagine might fuck my reputation up.
How.
>>68485642
>pre-WW2. Doesn't really count.
I thought nothing before 1966 counted.
>>68485664
Nothing before Englands WC counts.
>>68485664
I guess it wouldn't since it'd be my first job, I was just recalling a time when I had a world class reputation and it wound up going down when I went to on to manage the Ghana National Team.
>>68485664
Counting appearances in the 30's is kind of questionable, given that it was basically an invitee tournament then.
>>68485680
Manage in Belarus and try to grow some talent and do a Bayern/Barca where 90% of your national team plays for you.
i like brazil
>Ref calls two clean goals offsides
>Player scores 3rd
>Tells ref to call that one offside
>Yellow carded for foul and abusive language
Time to get fined.
>>68485740
Europeans were also pussies for being unwilling to travel.
My player turned bald at just 25 years old. What a cruel world
>>68486519
Wouldn't have happened with the hairpack.
>>68480610
love the pic
>>68486519
Try balding at 19.
what a sweet deal that I didn't even ask my board to make
>Ronaldo complaing how Iceland celebrated their draw
hr's right though, I thought they'd scored a penalty to make it 4-1 in the last minute from the way they were celebrating
>>68482098
>600th reload
>>68487440
>>68487440
>>68487669
>>68482098
I'd figure why would one bother considering that even if you get one, there's an incredibly high chance he'll be complete shit. It's an Easter egg at best.
>>68487669
I know m8, it defies belief
>>68482098
can a son actually spawn at a different club?
>>68487838
Only if you've managed there recently I believe
Must be interesting being a fan of my club, one week we lose to Wisla Plock despite dominating the game and then we destroy Red Bull Salzburg 5-0 even though it was pretty even with MOTM being a 17 year old getting 2 goals and an assist
>start a match and go downstairs to get breakfast
>come back and see my tactics screen
>CB just sent off, 36th minute
>we're winning 0-3
welp time to park a bus or two
>>68487988
What you got for breakfast?
>>68488158
croissants and jam
>>68488203
Acceptable only during the euros
>>68488307
I disagree but respect your feedback
>>68488307
You're a terrible Englishman.
>>68488203
>tfw went to an all-day burger place for breakfast at 10 after 6 in the monrning
>tfw your Ass Man will never ruse the press for you like this
>wake up
>still featured in /trb/ pic
the dream never dies
Heya trb.
The cr7 comments I posted yesterday were a bit wrong.
He wasnt saying they were small for celebrating like they won EC.
He said because they played defend defend he thought they wouldnt win anything and were small.
A bit better but still massive butthurt
>>68488751
>wake up
>still talking about yourself
the meme needs to die
>>68488799
missed u desu
how's your save going or did you stop playing fm in order to properly dedicate yourself to hating me
>>68480610
>tfw no QTs
;_;
>>68488769
he still came off as a petty sad cunt. his lack of awareness is astounding at times, given his relative stature as an ambassador to the game.
>>68488815
do you know what team I'm managing?
>>68488829
no sorry is it important
>>68488828
Yeah it is.
He prolly also shouldnt be portugal captain for the sole fact that as captain you need to face the media.
Which means in good times but also bad times lel
Horsehorsehorsehorse! Hello friends!
Someone in this train has been a naughty boy.
>>68488860
>spotify
letting the jews win
>>68488860
>not having a 4chan pass
>>68488869
When you travel 4 hours a day listening to the same shit over and over again gets dull.
SUI or WAL (again) lads???
>>68488887
where do you travel 2 hours to every day?
>>68488998
Nijmegen
>>68489023
why do you go to nijmegen every day m8?
Uni? if so why dont you live in city of your uni
>>68489045
>if so why dont you live in city of your uni
>mfw someone once asked why I didn't live in Toronto if I go to school in Toronto
>>68489045
>tfw went to a uni in Depok despite being a 1.5 hours (now 2) away from home
>>68488769
He is still comin off as petty and the fact he's known for over celebrating meaningless penalties makes him a Hypocrite too
>>68489083
>>68489061
I understand that m8.
But when I was in holland so many people actually lived in the city of the uni during weekdays and weekend went to mum and dad to wash their clothes.
>>68489097
>weekend went to mum and dad to wash their clothes
please tell me they're just using their parents machine...and not that their parents are doing it for them.
>>68489094
B-but the meaningless penalty was while winning CL no?
Also did you even read what I said m8?
He wasnt calling them small for celebrating, he was calling them small for only defending defending whole match (which begs the question what ronaldo thought of el clasico during mou era)
Let me make this clear, I am not saying lol what he said isnt butthurt. I am saying its still a massive amount of butthurt
>>68488991
Hopp Schwiiz lad
>>68489142
nein
chose neither as i have no time for shitty international management (unless the england post was offered to me of course)
>>68489156
>le ask questions and do nothing man
Mitch pls
>>68489135
Some were doing it themselves, some parents did it for them lel
>>68489135
>>68489097
>Tfw did that at uni
It was every other week or so though
>>68489302
did you wash the clothes or your mum?
I just found it funny in holland lel, talk with all these people during weekdays and go out on thursday but on the weekend (when us surinamers actually go out) most of them were not there anymore
>>68489045
I dont mind traveling. I dont have the money. It would also mean that I cant make music anymore with my friends during the week. There isnt a lot available either. I also dont want to live together with people from my age that I dont know.
>>68489135
The friends I have that live on their own dont do anything when they get home.
>>68489319
Where did you go to uni in the Netherlands?
>>68489363
You have free train riding on the weekdays I presume?
Yeah if you are willing to get up early then I guess you could do it ye.
>>68489429
tad lazy friends no lel
>>68489455
Was at Leiden uni doing Criminology, was clear very soon it was nothing for me lel
>>68489135
i only go home once every 3 months or so but my mum always does everything for me
think she misses looking after me desu
fucks sake here we go agin
>>68489463
Yes but its kinda normal here that kids dont do anything at home. Do unis in Leiden also advertise going out and getting drunk all the time?
>>68489504
>Level of discipline 1
>>68489513
More like the students do that every week.
It was really strange for me, in Suriname we go out friday and saturday (excent during vacations etc). In Holland people went out tuesday thursday and lots of after uni stuff like clubs etc
I can understand the tuesday thursday going out stuff as most people went home during weekends. Made it pretty nice to go into the city during the weekends tho
>>68489567
Yea but schools promote you going out on thursday aswell even though they give classes on friday. And then they whine about low attendance.
>>68489097
My point was that it's cheaper to live in the burbs and commute in four days a week than live in downtown Toronto.
>>68489726
I understand that m8 lel
>>68489695
Yeah, pretty strange from the uni
>>68489504
I saw you starting a Dartford save before, is this it? Show graph of league positions plz?
I started a save with Plymouth some time ago and after back to back promotions to the championship, and going through to the final playoff at wembley the first year there, I thought I'd easily win the championship my second year, but now it seems I'll struggle not to get relegated...
>>68489763
DO YOU THO
Russian Anthem is pretty nice desu
>>68489867
>>68489867
Do agree.
Im taking a shit. Anything happened yet at the match?
>>68490181
cr7 has come out to say slovakia small team that celebrate scoring goals so they wont win anything
I got new assman and some coaches because everyone retired. Now literally everyone in my squad is unhappy with their training, who's fault is it?
>>68490181
Slovakia slightly on top but only had a couple of shots off target
this match is going to be ass isn't it.
>>68490334
What's been the worst so far?
Spain-Czech I think
>>68490440
yes, easily.
>>68490440
>tfw fell asleep during that match
>tfw it had nothing to do with the match itself
>>68490474
>>68490440
most matches have been suprisingly good so far though.
>>68490520
Defo been a good advert for increasing the number of teams in the euros
>>68490520
No 0-0 yet either... yet.
>>68489768
here you go lad sorry it's late
had a lot of fun here man
TOP GOAL
goooooooooooooooool
fucking awful defending mind, two Russian defenders fooled by one cut-inside
Hamsik so far one of the best players in the tournament. Amazing pass.
>>68490719
was a nice one
Brilliant. RIP Russian ankles.
this group is about to get interesting
if only we could have done that against the Russians
>Tfw sterling will start tomorrow
>>68490833
again? Holy shit what has Raheem Sterling ever done?
>>68490833
Asking too much.
>>68490833
England got enough chances, it's just that lellana and friends can't score for shit
>>68490856
No guarantee, just can imagine it happening
>>68490893
Lallana was alright i though
bbc commentators are wank
>you now remember when Russia were genuinely quite decent
>>68491109
>female ESPN commentator that is actually not completely shit
Russian riot when?
Player of the tournament. Easily an 8 last game, absolutely fucking raping russia now.
what the fuck was that oh my god
Jesus christ
HAMSIK
A
M
S
I
K
Russia is out of this tournament either through riots or losing this game.
wew, Hamsik kills the Russians by himself
>>68491295
bet the Russia manager is rioting at his defence right now
>>68491328
>playing 2 elderly defenders when you are trying to dominate a game.
asked for it desu.
>>68490587
Looks like you won every league?
I'm sad I lost in the final of St Johnstone, will probably never get the chance to win that one again. Want a nice trophy room
>>68491422
no we've only ever won... i think the vanarama national league
otherwise it was second or playoffs
>>68491420
when I played as I think anzi makachala I got both berezutsky's .Was fun
so, which English club are going to break the bank on Hamsik after this?
(yes I'm aware he's been this good for years now with Napoli but clubs are very reactionary to this kind of performance)
>>68491500
Leicester/West Ham.
For reasons.
>>68491500
Spurs, where he'll disappoint before being transferred to Inter Milan in January 2018 after a six-month initial loan spell there.
tfw he scored this lovely blooter
>tfw just signed this lad as a Chief Scout / Player on a cheeky free
>>68491519
Because they'll have the money after Mahrez/Payet go somewhere else?
FT score prediction lads?
>>68492865
9-2
A 2-2 draw would be reasonably nice
>>68492865
8-1
>>68492865
8-0
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD!
>>68492865
1-1
God fucking damn it
>>68493035
You never keep BTFOing a team for all 90 minutes. Complacency and whatnot.
Missed the first 75mins of the Rus - Svk, has Slovakia been that good?
>>68493195
Russian lad lit a flare after the Russian goal. The game is now meaningless.
thunder and lightning very very frightening
>>68493315
>thunder and lightning
I'd be disappointed, but if Freddy Mercury were still alive, you lot would just throw coins at him anyway.
>>68493388
Did I do bad?
What did Hamsik do?
>>68493698
The equivalent of your LB crossing it and accidentally scoring
just fuck my shit up, senpai.
>The Youth policy of Manchester
>>68493863
Europa league it is.
>Implying Durtmount won't choke
Also, look at this league table!
How do I get these guys as fans?
I'm terrible at judging young goalkeepers - will he be good and should I start blooding him more now?
>>68494041
Pray that you have a good penalty tutor that's eccentric
>player's surname is Petit
>he isn't small
>shoots from here
>hits bar and bounces into goalie's hands
guess the score and time :^)
>>68494447
The score is irrelevant and the time is time to kill yourself
>>68494471
haha good one no it was 88 minutes and 4-3 to spuds
>>68494447
4-3, 8 minutes
>>68494521
only 80 minute away from the answer man unlucky
>>68494521
>tfw my number eight key faltered
so close to glory
streaming the relegation battle btw lads
>>68494847
kys
Poetic
>>68495196
>It's a Wigan Athletic run
>>68495214
meaning WHAT
i got into the final 2 years ago as well but tottingham raped us
>>68495274
kys
>>68494402
Well Emmanuel Petit was a solid 6'1" (185cm), which would have made him king of the manlets on /fit/.
>Kosovo
>Albanian B NT
>>68495196
>>68495274
>>68494847
>Wasting your time on league cup when you're fighting to avoid relegation
Priorities Mitch FFS. That said, with the kind of schedule there is in Championship, it'd be incredibly funny if you were to qualify for European football anyway.
>>68495539
Literally Wigan
>England-Wales is tomorrow
Misread the schedule earlier so I guess I'll be off now.
See you all later, lads.
>>68495274
>meaning WHAT
how do you not know about Wigan's FA Cup win and subsequent relegation?
>>68495679
muzzie cunt
>>68495679
bye HC
>>68495679
I'll be acting Barney while you're gone
Brace for the Romanian shitposting
"a true connoisseur of the beautiful game"
>>68496139
>media shy
if only
>>68496162
chuckle
>Assistant's recommendation: 'Congratulate the players on qualifying, they deserve the success'
>Ask assistant to take team talk
>Team talk: 'I've got nothing specific to say right now'
>Players get angered
REEEEEEEEE
>>68496139
>Finished runners-up
>Finished runners-up
>Finished runners-up
>Finished runners-up
>Finished runners-up
Oy vey!
>>68496334
For an English manager, that's really all you can ask for.
is there any way to chat shit about other managers to the press after they get sacked?
Sweating man.jpg
>>68496358
Finishing runners-up is also kinda a French thing, aka "the Poulidor". "Better participate than winning!", "Better play not to lose than to win!", so on, so forth.
>>68496414
>Only being up 2-0
Agressively: I'm not happy with what I just saw
>>68496414
Cautiously: Don't get complacent, despite the score.
>>68496414
Cautiously: Unlucky boys, it just isn't our day
>Reports: Andres Guardado close to signing to MLS expansion side Atlanta United
RIP his International career
TIL: I played 16 games for my country and scored 6 goals
I would've done more if it weren't for that condition that caused me to retire as a player and start coaching at 21 ;_;
Ok lads, I just got an interesting offer form Bayern, someone please advice as I am too stupid to make my own decisions.
I currently have two seasons at Chelsea, as some of you might already know, and won the league back to back. On the other hand I fucked up badly in the CL due super unlucky draws resulting in going out in the first knockout stages twice in a row.
I want to build a dynasty at Chels, but I'm also worried I might fuck up again in the CL. Another worry is the growing expectations that seems to rapidly be turning in to "win the league or get sacked".
TL;DR: Build dynasty or try something new?
Iceland enjoying the taste of those salty cuntnaldo tears
>>68496686
Quit your save and either do a save with a challenging team or kill yourself
>russia
>>68496716
>Iceland Player: "This is why he'll always be behind Messi"
Fucking got him
>>68496686
>unlucky draws
>worried i might fuck up again in the CL
>afraid of growing expectations
kill yourself chelsea/bayern scum
>>68496716
>Arnason praised Ronaldo for being a "fantastic footballer" but said he was "not a gracious human being".
>The Malmo player also suggested Lionel Messi, Ronaldo's long-time rival, was a more loveable character.
>"His comments are the reason why Messi is always going to be one step ahead of him," said Arnason.
Oh shit, btfo
>>68496414
Rapidly click 'Let Assistant Take Teamtalk'
>A Championship footballer was arrested at his own engagement party on suspicion of assaulting one of the guests.
>Jacob Butterfield, who plays for Derby County, proposed to his girlfriend in March but celebrated their engagement over the weekend.
>Police were called to the party in Bardsey, West Yorkshire, following a report a 47-year-old man had been assaulted.
>Nige
>>68496775
>>68496785
Iceland is based, they actually said what everyone else was thinking, the madmen.
>>68496743
>>68496781
I don't understand why you feel the need to be so aggressive, it's just a game and it's supposed to be fun. I don't know how to take on a real challenge yet, why is that such a fucking problem for you guys? I came here looking for some advice and all I get is the standard "le kill ursef xDDD". Grow up.
>>68496880
>>68496880
shut up einar
>>68496880
>it's just a game
>it's supposed to be fun
>>68496880
>'it's just a game and it's supposed to be fun.'
You came to the wrong place friendo.
>>68496880
>just a game
>supposed to be fun
>don't know how to take on a real challenge
>came here for some advice
Please read through your post and realize what a fucking retard you are
Judging by your post. if you are looking for advice, this should make you a much better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_pRjBSeGtw&list=PLDg_TpWINrR9m-BhX5JRrQiKBSdx4a3T0
>>68496880
There is nothing wrong with playing as a big club to teach yourself the basics of the game but do not be asking advice especially when that advice you seek is "Should I leave my big club to go to an even bigger club?!"
The point of going to a big club to learn the basics is that you have absolutely everything you need to try out anything you want to try out so you should just be experimenting and not worrying too much about the consequences in order to learn before setting yourself a proper challenge.
What you should not be doing is sweating a decision when some big team asks you if you want to join them (and this is true even when you are doing a proper save) because the answer is always "No, kill yourself for even thinking about it you faggot" because you either go try a new challenge or you stick with where you are, you do not just jump ship to a big club to take the easy route.
And that is why your question earned you those responses.
>>68496880
Heh, first time on 4chan kiddo? This is the cesspool of the internet, the deepest and darkest place you'll find. You'll get used to it in time, it's nothing personnel.
>>68496880
Bit more your speed friend
>Bayern threatening legal action against anyone making allegations of them trying to force Götze out the club.
>You now remember Xherdan "Swiss Messi" Shakira
I love it when my team works hard to keep the main 4-4-1-1 shape when defending.
>>68498674
>Markovic
>>68498674
>inb4 "Be more disciplined"
>>68498674
What a beautiful Vertical 1-2-6-2, but where's your gk? He should be on the right wing there.
>>68498723
Yes there are more people with that name.
>>68498725
No but about to.
>>68498765
ikr
>>68498674
are you
>roam from positions
>very fluid
>be more expressive
?
>>68499054
no, flexible, don't have the rest selected.
>Roundtable discussion about France playing Pogba and Griezmann
>France lineup: No Pogba, no Griezmann
They're trying to work their way out of it and it's hilarious.
>>68498674
is it directly after a corner/free kick? Players tend to sperg out directly afterwards.
>>68499316
no it's a transition after losing the ball.
>>68499316
Yeah, I specifically don't have my centrebacks come up for free kicks or corners just to help prevent any counters.
