What did he mean by this?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68476644
That his gaping asshold could swallow an Addidas Tango.
>he is literally patrick bateman
r8 my OC
>>68476644
salt
>there are people who unronically rate him
Welp.
>>68476686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqllcsoRQqw
![4ad5c4c785a0459eba36084e5d04313b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SJUfQuY.png "4ad5c4c785a0459eba36084e5d04313b[1].png")
>>68476644
>>68476677
what is this meme?
>>68476714
ayy
>>68476644
this guy is in half of his selfies. is it some personal stylist or something?
>>68476719
When he won Ballon D'when he got the award he shouted TSUUUUUUU for some reason
>>68476748
He probably did his wife last night.
>>68476714
You're mistaken man, this fucker is a Dunedain at best.
Not even his lucky golden headphones could help him
>his life partner's face in the background
>>68476779
>>68476719
It's the noise he makes when he celebrates. It's cringeworthy and he does it even when he scores shitty tap ins. Even his teammates mock him for it.
https://youtu.be/PJxCpEzCpqU?t=12
>>68476858
It's his own personal fuckboy who is some sport analyst or something.
>>68476858
Maybe a bodyguard?
>>68476644
He literally looks butthurt in this pic
holy shit how can you be this butthurt about anything ever
>>68476644
320.000 THOUSAND KEKS
SALTNALDO
>>68476719
Ronaldo screaming : ¡SI! = YEAH!
with a strong accent...
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68476644
when you say "u mad?" to someone on here and they get triggered? this is the face they make.
>saying this to a NT of a country with 300k habitants
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>>68477003
I didn't know you were a country
>>68476879
why did isco hump that other guy
>>68477003
>tfw there are more people in my shit town than in iceland
>yfw be icelandic
one more reason to hate this smug cunt.
nice job today icebros
>>68477433
>yfw you 'll never know true iceland
>winter, true winter, not the kind you have in your shitty country when you think 5 C is "cold"
>the winter that bites deep into your bones, the darkness that makes men suicidal, the contrast of night and stark white all over the landscape...
>in that environment, the women literally jump on the first mass of warmth, no matter his looks, intelligence, personality or croatianism.
god bless iceland.
that is what it means to be icelandic
>>68477771
>croatianism.
You guys are pretty based though?
>>68477771
m8 Iceland isn't even that frigid where the population lives
>>68478260
Oh i know. but we can't say that about OURSELVES, we can only accept it when it's said by others.
Do you even international coolness ireland?
>>68477771
>>68477433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q77MQzU2Q
He's right though
I don't understand complaining about them only defending. Portugal controlled the ball most of the match. What are they supposed to do, not defend?
just came back from st etienne
shit was awesome, him refusing to shake the players hands, throwing himself to the ground and being the allround douchebag he is
>>68478445
don't want the other team to celebrate like they won the world cup? then fucking beat them its not that simple.
what an absolute savage
>>68478323
looks pretty cold to me, especially when you consider the winds they have to endure with no buffer.
>>68477340
that's ok buddy
>>68478638
I've obviously been fucking around here a lot, but i actually have been to iceland. the sun rose at 11:00 am and set in 4:pm. the day is insanely short, but the sun never reaches proper altitude and the weather is insanely unstable. i mean by normal-country standards.it's a great place, but it's very properly named
>>68476679
Fucking kek.
>>68476779
Thats his manager
>>68476644
I think he wants a big black cock up his ass.
>>68476881
>It's his own personal fuckboy
Do you reckon Cris Jnr is jelly?
This whole channel has literally turned to shit since the faggot cup of europe and conceball started. Later /sp/ I'll be back in November
>>68476644
This is not what he said.
He said that Iceland's [defensive] playing style is a small mentality and that's why they won't go far.
I know literally every single person here hates his guts, but you're lowering yourselves to his level by lying.
>>68479298
just stick to hockey canadabro. some stereotypes exist for a reason
>>68479349
Ronnie, pls go.
>>68479349
defensive playing styles never worked for italy, that's for sure
>>68479000
I had a layover in Iceland going to Manchester and the sun was up at 7 am. Stop talking rubbish
>>68479476
>arguments: 0
You're being just as bad as him
>>68479477
Ronaldo isn't famous for his cognitive prowess now is he?
Someone pass the pepper, he's got way too much salt
>>68479534
I demand Icelanders weigh in on this!!
>>68479535
Dry your eyes, faggot.
>>68479000
>>68479534
call me crazy, but it's possible that you went at different times of the year
>>68479589
It's never really cold in southeast Iceland.
Summer is bright and the winter is dark.
These are all facts you can google
>>68479589
There are three hours of darkness in the summer. In the winter, it's reversed - it's dark for most of the day.
>>68479609
>arguments: still 0
>started with the name calling
Why do you hate Ronaldo when you're more like him than I am?
>>68479620
dayum, you just blew my mind
>>68476679
million lols
>>68479665
>b-b-but iceland wouldn't let me score
>>68479700
Non-sequitur.
You've literally made no valid point since I pointed out that OP is misleading.
>>68479665
once, i was visiting Miami and we were waiting in line to get into a club. there were these douchebags in front of us and i wanted to make an impression on the girl i was with. i used my hand to try to mess up the gelled up hair of the douche in front of me. it was ronaldo. but more importantly, his hair...it was sharp and rigid and unmoving. it sliced my palm open like it was cutting through bread.
i carry the scar with me still
ever since, i've hated ronaldo... true story.
>>68479739
>i-i-iceland are meanies
>>68479739
ur mums a non-sequitur m8
ronaldo is just on his period because soccer is taking away his dick sucking time
>>68479883
>t.Retard
> this is the guy who show off his "FIFA Club world champion" badge to fucking Cordoba
> this is the same guy who reply to critics saying " people hate me because because I'm beautiful, rich & a great player"
> this is the guy who reply to journalist critics saying "Messi was already eliminated at this point" even tho they were eliminated in the same stage.
should I be surprised or something?
>>68479883
Why is the fact that I cannot be fased and made a valid point making you mad?
>>68479879
kek
>>68479887
Ok.
>>68479336
should be
"here lies ronaldo, he loved cock"
>>68480007
>this is the same guy who reply to critics saying " people hate me because because I'm beautiful, rich & a great player"
I don't support him ignoring criticism and think he's a ball hog and that the NT plays better without him, but isn't this one true?
>>68479739
>"When they don't try to play and just defend, defend, defend this, in my opinion, shows a small mentality and they are not going to do anything in the competition."
God if only they wouldn't defend...
>>68476644
>>68480127
Again, Ronaldo isn't known for his profound thoughtful comments or insights, especially when suffering a draw that would have made any human who was in his shoes upset .
>>68480020
>w-w-why did iceland defend?
> yfw Cristiano is eliminated in the group stage and scoreless
>>68480057
it's not exclusively true, since people hating on you isn't an excuse for bad performances
>>68480229
Regardless, he's kind of being a bitch here
>>68480281
>t-t-they're not allowed to celebrate
>>68480244
see >>68480229
I only came here to point out how the OP was misleading. I'm glad you took notice of it my amigo.
>>68480295
>it's not exclusively true, since people hating on you isn't an excuse for bad performances
I never said it was and I don't support Ronaldo deflecting from criticism, but he's still right in that it's a major reason for people to hate him.
>>68480299
Of course he is. I don't think he should be playing for the NT at all.
Can't wait till Bjork beats him down in an airport
>>68480229
This.
I don't know why he gets so much hate on /sp/. He just speaks his mind and tells it like it is. If anything, /sp/ should be thankful he gives them so much material.
>>68480299
he's a male who wears earrings. being a bitch shouldn't surprise you
>>68480343
Ronaldo never said that, you've ackowledged it and are now simply shitposting.
By not replying to you anymore I'm pretty sure you'll simply be making a fool out of yourself.
![f4f1da9a_screenshot_2015-08-11-08-31-00-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Pa67fcF.jpg "f4f1da9a_screenshot_2015-08-11-08-31-00-1[1].jpg")
>>68476644
>Ronaldo
>>68480356
Alright that's fair enough
>>68480417
>i-i-it wasn't meant to be like this
>>68480425
Well this went nicely then.
>>68480417
Stop responding to the mong
>>68479000
Swedish winter the sun goes up at about 9 and sets about 15:30, not that special.
>>68477036
he was saying sim, che
>>68477771
Man, brilliant post 10/10
It's fucking iceland. If ronaldo was half as good as he thinks , he should of easilly scored 3 solo goals against them
>>68479700
>>68479883
>>68480244
>>68480343
>>68480551
>tfw I caused that feel
What kind of mentality is scoring a refballed penalty against eibar and celebrate like you won la liga? (which they didn't for ages)
>clickbait out of context shit
Here's what he actually said
>"I thought they'd won the Euros the way they celebrated at the end, it was unbelievable.
>"When they don't try to play and just defend, defend, defend this in my opinion shows a small mentality and are not going to do anything in the competition."
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/cristiano-ronaldo-blasts-icelands-small-8194136
>>68483176
Reminder that Greece won the EURO with defend, defend, defend. You Portugesse should know it lel
>>68483176
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>68483176
You make it sound like if its context it makes him come across like less of a cunt.
"If my teammates played at my level, we would have already bukaked Bjork."
-t. Alberto Ronaldo
>>68483176
>losing a euro final
>to greece
>>68483393
>>68483433
I'm aware that we always do badly against park the bus tactics
>>68483424
Well, he wasn't really attacking their cheering, but their style of play, and he's kind of right, that may have kind of worked with us but it's not going to work with every team
Ok has Ronaldo won anything with Portugal? If not top fucking kek.
>>68476644
Ronaldo's a little bitch, but in this case he's still right.
>>68480127
>When they don't try to play and just defend, defend, defend this, in my opinion, shows a small mentality and they are not going to do anything in the competition.
Literally the playstyle that took away his chance to ever win anything with Portugal
>>68483636
>he wasn't really attacking their cheering
Yes he was, he was being passive-aggressive as the faggot that he is
>>68476879
>shitty tap ins
All goals are goals anon, a poacher's gotta poach, and goals just add up on your record.
It's all about the goals
>>68477771
>croatianism
my sides
based Croatia, ill be cheering for you lads
how can one man be so anally devastated?
>>68476644
>Saltnaldo
>>68478481
If they couldn't beat Iceland they're no better than them, Ronaldo In particular shoulda been able to get past a defense comprised of tier 2-3 footballers, dude is just butthurt and showcasing scrub mentality.
Toppest of keks.
>>68479349
Wait, so this is his explanation why he never contributes on defense?
Now he just need to tell us his justification for playing shitty offense and I might think he's a good football player.
How dare they play on their strenghts?
How dare they not sit at 40m so I can exploit that space?
How dare they not allow me few tap ins?
>can't even beat a bunch of part time fishermen
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAALT
When Iceland win the Euros, will their goalkeeper direct the subsequent Oscar-winning film?
I don't understand, why does small homogenous Nords from snowy Iceland draw against what is widely considered to be one of the best teams in the World, namely multicultural Portugal? This is weird. :-/
>Be Portugal
>Take in hundreds of thousands of negroes
>Can't beat a small nation of 300k fishermen.
>>68486445
TSUJ
>>68486239
More like how dare the Icelandic defenders come into contact with me without instantly receiving yellow and red cards.
>>68486445
I don't understand, why do huge heterogeneous Germany win the world cup. This is weird :-/
I don't understand, why do huge heterogeneous Spain win the world cup. This is weird :-/
I don't understand, why do huge heterogeneous Italy win the world cup. This is weird :-/
I don't understand, why do huge heterogeneous France win the world cup. This is weird :-/
>>68486460
But we could beat a team of swede cucks
>>68486467
BUILD
Gaynaldo and Autimessi will never win a world cup in your life. Why lads?
>>68486508
>Heterogenous Italy
>Heterogenous Spain
I see what you did there.
>>68486525
Here you go mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbPf6GFOIuE
>>68486525
Have you forgotten the u21 final already? Seems to me that you can't beat glorious Sweden after all.
HAHAHAHAHAHA 1-1
>>68476644
The worst part about all of this is that with the transfer ban he'll stay at Real Madrid for another 2 years or so.
>>68476644
>implying he even knows what it takes to do something on an international level
>portugal ever winning anything
>>68476879
>ronaldo does a trick
>*feint TSU in the distance*
top kek
>>68486621
>>68486641
>forgetting the Donaldo hat trick
I sure enjoyed the butthurt
>>68478411
Kek what is this
Isn't it funny how the perfect, charming, pretty boy Ronaldo will forever be tarnished in our minds and all it took was one TSSSUUUUUU to fly out of his fucking mouth. I mean what the fuck was he thinking? What does it mean?
>>68483636
It's not like you got the self proclaimed best player in the world to create chances...
To be fair Iceland did park the bus for 90 minutes.
>>68486508
I can go weeks without seeing a nigger or a muslim here and I live in one of the biggest cities. Italy ain't Caliphrance nor Turkmany, day and night really.
The amount of Portuguese butthurt in here is outstanding.
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>>68486871
what else should they have done tho? they will probably play more aggressive against Hungary or Austria
>>68486886
Of course Portugal has their own efforts to blame as well. 27 shots, 10 on target, should result in more than 1 goal no matter the opposition.
João Mário in particular played a poor game.
>>68486871
Which is a fucking legitimate tactic, players like cucknaldo exist to disrupt such system but he failed miserably at it cause age is catching up and his game heavily relies on athleticism (and peeps providing him tap ins).
>>68476644
waaaaaaahhh
they didn't let me score tap-ins and penalties
>>68486871
just like spain
Portugese posters are pretty fun, but with cunts like > pepe and this arrogant faggot i simply hate that team.
>>68479477
Or Greece amirite portushits?
Why can't he play every day against Rayo Vallecano?
>>68486860
He's good, but he isn't good for the team. Everyone just wants to pass the ball to him expecting him to do some kind of god tier play to him. This sometimes works and more times doesn't, but most of all this just stifles the creativity of the other players.
its our Coach's fault. we shouldn't have played our B team against iceland.
>Danilo
>Vieirinha
>Renato Sanches
>Dead moutinho
>Eder
>>68487094
Are Iceland better than Rayo Vallecano?
>>68487198
I can tell you're a sporting comédia de Portugal fan. Joao Mario was the biggest waste out there aside from Vieirinha.
>>68483176
So it was pretty much the same as in the OP.
>>68487213
I dont think so
>>68476644
angry that someone shows the same attitude he does, wanting to win and not willing to lose. hmmm, this is totally not the reaction of a teenager or an insecure manchild
>>68477771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G47y4mvZaRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8
I can not stop laughing, had no idea this was a thing.
>>68487386
have you been in a shell the past couple of /sp/years?
>>68487385
> these 'people'
I hope that Ronaldo comes out so all these shitskin fanboys get mad as fuck.
>>68476644
The population of Iceland is the equivilent of 0.53% of Ronaldo's instagram followers so you would kind of expect a small mentality.
>>68487401
I don't browse /sp/ much unless it's a big tournament, so yes.
>Ronaldo dives, wastes time, tries to influence the referee
>whatever man, it's part of the game, I just do everything to win, hate the game, not the player (;
>Iceland plays fair, but defensive football
>Omg how this allowed? Those cheaters.
Donaldo had a flashback of the white and blue kit monsters of 2004
>>68487385
>WELCOME RAMADAN KAREEM
kek
>>68487198
All the team is a B team
We should have won the Euro when he had good players like Figo, Rui Costa and Deco
>>68487522
>no striker
Nuno Gomes wasn't good enough desu
>>68477340
>Brazilian edumacation
>>68486641
>u21
I mean Portugal is pathetic but come on
>>68477771
>croatianism
>>68476644
>the city of le salty-dissapear-against-11-TSU-shouting-reijkjavikjakssons memenaldo
>>68487198
>>68487522
Portugal asspain is amazing, I've never seen a country be this butthurt.
Just admit you dun goofed and you fucked up
>>68487522
Wait, when did Figo and Rui Costa retire?
>>68483176
You'd think the way he celebrated his CL goal, he won it by himself
And he totally missed the good chance to score, what a retard
https://youtu.be/r0UuJMo539U?t=43
>>68489283
*0:46
his a saint.
what a small, sad little man
>>68479879
underrated
>>68476858
>>68476934
>>68476881
Ricardo Regufe. Penaldo's "best friend".
>>68489462
lmao
On the one hand Ronaldo needs to shut the fuck up sometimes, and it was very petty for him to say the things he said about Iceland. Yes, they stood behind the ball all game and got a goal with all the stars aligning and a complete cock-up of Portugal's defence. But what does he expect them to do? The team and the manager knew exactly how they were going to play, so it doesn't make any sense for them to complain about them doing exactly what they were expected (and supposed) to do.
However if you've ever played competitive sports and things don't go your way, you know how much you lose your shit. I can only imagine how annoyed he was at his own performance and at drawing with FUCKING Iceland when they made the most attempts in the tournament so far. Adding insult to injury are Iceland fans celebrating as if they won the Euro every time they stood in front of the ball and intercepted a shot. If you think of it, it's a great tactic as it unnerves the shit out of the players and you could see that by the way they were progressively losing their patience throughout the game (a bit like the Euro 2004 final against Greece). The way they constructed the first goal is how you should do it against a team that plays like that. They needed to keep their cool.
I was therefore not surprised he said these things. And I'm even less surprised that the international press is overjoyed with the opportunity to talk shit about one of the best players in the world whenever they see the smallest crack in the armour.
>>68489462
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>>68489462
Ayyyyy
thank you based iceland, that was so satisfying to watch
>>68489462
Oh shit, legitimate and audible keks.
PENaldo BTFO.
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>>68487386
He shocked /sp/ to the core that night.
>>68476644
like Greece in 2004 ;)
>>68489462
fuck, Iceland are literally /sp/
>>68480383
You're from brampton aren't you LOL
>>68489661
>(a bit like the Euro 2004 final against Greece).
Iceland confirmed for 2016 champs
>>68489462
Based Eidur
>>68476644
Is he salty?
>>68489661
Can't stand it when players bitch about certain formations, it's pathetic. No shit the worse team from a tiny island nation is going to jam your lanes when you have fucking RONALDO on your team, git gud fgts
and honestly if there were anyone he should be complaining about it's the defense, I mean logically if ISL is parking the bus they aren't going to be putting together very cohesive offensive runs, get your shit together D
>>68491256
pleb
>>68481029
Depends on where in Sweden.
>>68489462
Nice one Eiður Smári Guðjohnsen
>>68476644
>Be penaldo
>be the goat
>play for the richest club
>win 1 of 7 La Liga titles
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68489661
They are professional players, most of them playing in major european/world teams and in the major european competitions.
If a professional cant keep his cool in a Euro hes not much of a professional.
Tired of these prima donas allways bitching about something. They need to shut the fuck up and man up.
>>68491256
> if there were anyone he should be complaining about it's the defense
You mean the defense that didn't allow goals from Iceland after he lost the ball repeatedly?
They made 2 or 3 mistakes all game. They were not great, but they were not that bad either.
Whats's bad is this fucking coach and how he makes them play.
Iceland fully deserved this tie.
>>68483636
who cares if its not going to work on other teams.
It ALLWAYS works against our team.
>>68476644
He means to let everyone know hes a cunt.
>>68486829
its a sort of war cry, from Real Madrid i think.
The equivalent of your Marines "HU RA" (not sure if spelled correctly?.
Well shit, I completely missed the game
Sounds like it was fun
>>68483176
funny how they won 2 CL titles by doing exactly that.
>>68476644
>lying on the internet
>>68489462
LOL i thought Penaldo and Le scoring meaningless 8-0 man was just an sp/ maymay.
But its actually fucking true with pro players too LMAO.
>>68489462
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>>68489462
my goodness
>>68493834
The uefalona shitter is here.
Go wank to Messi videos.
How the fuck do you even pronounce "ð"?
>>68494215
Like the english th
>>68489462
> Forest Echo News
Come on /sp/, you're smarter than this.
the keks are beautiful, and the second round has only begun
and you guys said these are shit euros
>>68494215
tsuuu?
>icelandic fans psychologically destroy their opponents
>>68494301
Thanks la, you deserve everything good in this world.
>Say this
>Celebrate like you won la liga when you score meaningless goals in blowouts vs lower league clubs
>Donaldo
>>68478638
>F
binned
>>68489462
GOT EM COACH
>>68477340
More proof that Brazil should have built schools and libraries instead of wasting its money on the fucking Olympics - and a World Cup for a sport you're no longer even passable at.
>>68478638
lol
Fahrenheit?
Are we living in Ye Olden Times?
>>68476644
>ronaldo says they'll do nothing
>he himself has done nothing
Club soccer doesn't count because you can just spend your way to success
>>68499290
>club soccer doesn't count
Oh please Canada, that is going way too far. Of course it counts, otherwise Messi would also be a hobo, but he clearly isn't.
He's just a sore loser. The guy is not very smart tbqh, maybe he didn't even mean this.
He made an ad for Euro 2016 here in Portugal, and let me tell you, he fucks up some words.
This being said, I don't see how he is any different than Iceland, when real madrid is up 3 or 4 goals in la liga and he scores a penalty he celebrates like a child getting his first hat trick on sunday league.
salty af
>>68480022
>humor
