Who can stop USA from winning the Copa America?
>brazil ded
>argentina has higuain, will be ded soon
>chile has short shorts, soon ded
>colombia has james, just as clutch as lebron. ded
>mexico has manlets, ded
Clint Dumpster
Communism
>>68476497
really makes me think
London Donnervan
>>68476497
WEW
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W
Dozy Altisnore
literally any team that hasnt been eliminated yet
USA is garbage right now to be honest. Venezuela has more of a chance.
>>68476815
Thank god he's not playing. Wood and PulisGOD are much more entertaining
Why do yanks believe they'll get past Ecuador?
>>68476826
>Argentina
>white
Pick one
>>68476891
Because we're better than England and their >1 point
>>68476854
With the way you've been playing defensively, we would unironically beat you. Chicharito or Tecate Corona Dos Equis beer would have their legs broken by Brooks and Cameron
>>68476891
We beat Costa Rica pretty comfortably, and they're better than Ecuador.
>>68476919
I'll give you another attempt at answering the question:
Why do yanks believe they'll get past Ecuador?
>>68476954
Ecuador are better than Costa Rica.
>>68476552
This
>>68476919
tbf you'd probably beat russia due to the patriotism power of USA USA USA
>>68476891
we don't but we love bantz and will fiercely support our home teams
>mfw dempgod wins one for da states
>>68476997
>Ecuador are better than Costa Rica
Is that why Costa Rica was in the round of 16 at the WC and Ecuador wasn't?
everybody
>>68480680
Costa Rica played in the round of 8
>>68476997
Not really, they have better attacking options but their defense is shit, probably worse than Costa Rica's. They're a good matchup for the US, although not having Yedlen might hurt against Montero
>>68480752
And Ecuador didn't even get past the group stage, so what's your point?
>>68476497
delete this
>>68476944
Don't be delusional. Mexico and USA may meet in the 3rd place match, I'm eagerly waiting for it just to shut Ameriblobs who think their team is worth shit.
I honestly dont understand how the US does it. I support them, but honestly every game I see them play its like they're lost.. especially their defense.
>>68480848
>losing 1-1 against Venezuela
>thinking you have a fucking chance against the US
wew lad
Bradley will somehow fuck us
>>68480912
>3-2
Try again
>>68481083
DOS A CERO
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>>68481186
>he thinks the friendlies matter
>even a defender scored on them
Wanna compare trophies, bud?
>>68481230
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico%E2%80%93United_States_soccer_rivalry
>since the 2000s the series has favored the U.S. 13–6–5 (W–L–D)
Pablo pls
>>68480680
Right now Ecuador is in the round of 8 and Costa Rica is taking a flight back to their home. So yeah, Ecuador is better than Costa Rica.
>>68481320
By that logic, every single team in the round of 8 is better than Brazil
Well >we will defeat you
>>68481309
Most recent game was won by Mexico, amerilard
>b-but we've won more if you look only at these years!!
>just dont look too far back.. those losses dont matter anymore!
>>68481352
Brasil got kicked out by Perú, draw your own conclusions.
>>68481440
>most recent game won by mexico
>ignores the past 5/6 games that have heavily favored the US
>just dont look too far back.. those losses dont matter anymore!
Also, before 1998 the US wasn't even trying? What don't you understand about that?
>>68481455
And Ecuador drew against them soooo not exactly an overwhelming performance
>>68481932
Are you telling me the friendlies US has won matter more than the tournents they lost?
USA got BTFO in two gold cup finals by Mexico, remember those americuck?
>>68481440
Before we hosted the wc, no one cared about sawker here so yes, the years before 1994 should be wholly disregarded
>>68476497
quite literally shit on the EPL despite the faggots at Fulham and Spurs trying to keep him off the field as much as possible
>>68482042
Remember when Mexico lost to fucking Panama not once but twice in 2013? Good thing you did too bc you would have gotten annihilated in that final
>>68482077
They still play like shit today, and apparently you think people care now. Clearly them caring or not is irrelevant.
>>68482042
>2009
B team while our A squad styled on Spain
>2011
1 game.
>2015
If you count a 1 goal margin in extra time from a lucky volley against a poor USA team a "BTFO" then by all means call it whatever you want.
>>68482042
You are going to pay for a fucking wall so you can never come to this country because you seriously cling to defeats against a team that has almost completely changed since then
we are a better team than you now and we might as well not need your ass anymore WALL
>>68482112
Dempsey could have played longer at spurs if it werent for Bayol demanding to be the cf
>>68482128
>They still play like shit
>Unironically having a massively lopsided losing record against a team that "plays like shit"
>The city of Mexico
>>68479030
>bron wins one for the land
>us wins copa america
>anyone but france poortugal and spain win euros
glorious summer desu
>>68482135
>b team
Hahahahaha
>1 game
Gio made howard his bitch that game
>1 goal margin
Defender scored it lad. It wasnt a poor US team, it was the best you had.
You are Mexico's bitch.
>>68482139
I live in the US friend, thanks for the jobs and women.
>w-we're better now, i swear!!
>americucks
>>68482225
>You are Mexico's bitch
>Oh but ignore the losing record we have against you lol, only these three cherry picked games count!
>you
>>68480912
>>68480848
>in glendale
might as well be in mexico city t b h
>>68480883
>being this butt blasted
just mad you tied a worse baseball country
Can Messi's goat ness cancel out the human embodiment of JUST that is higuan?
>>68482251
Is being Mexican a plus when it comes to American girls?
>>68482253
Yes you cunt, tournament wins matter more than friendlies. Im not saying friendlies dont count, but if you honestly think games meant to test to tactics are worth more than torphies you are autistic.
>we care about soccer now
>>68482225
It was a poor US team last year. The roster selection was pathetic and you still couldnt beat us in set pieces and had JUST tier defense lapses (and you still do).
Right now we're playing better. When a 10 man Uruguay starts bossing you in midfield and you start to fuck up against defensively against meme teams like Memezuela and Jamemeca, that's a sign that any decent attacking team will rape Mexico's little brown Indian butthole.
Also congrats on those We Beat USA trophies. Im sure that makes up for 2002 and all those Consecutive first knockout losses in the world kek
>>68482311
>Is being mexican a plus
Never, under any circumstances
>>68482311
Lel, American white girls would view any brown manlet as their lawn mower guys. I say this unironically
>>68482311
Yes, they'll say it isnt but it works wonders.
Had an ex who loved the idea of having mixed kids.
>White males getting cucked
>>68482400
I know you're just shitposting but.it's really sad.how all the spics I've seen worship us whites.
>go to laundromat
>see some spic telenova
>all the actors are european looking
It's pathetic tbhaytch
>>68482400
>implying mexicans cuck anyone
Maybe out of produce picking jobs, kek
>>68482332
>it was a poor US team last year
I can go look at the official youtube channel, watch all the friendlies and listen as the commentators are extremely happy with the US team. Quit making shit up, chad. Your offense is okay at best, but your defense is utter trash. Did you see the first goal Mexico scored against them in that game? Wew. The US defense has hardly changed.
>>68482477
Im not shitposting, friend.
>be me
>live in south us
>live with trailer trash, inbreding amerilards
>be more successful in school than them
>actually stay in school
>white trashy girls get pregnant, drop out
>hillbilly males drop out to work at factories for $10.50 an hour
>population of white non-hispanics is decreasing each year
Feels fucking good, m8
>>68482536
>your defense is utter trash
Nope but your defense is. Our defense has literally not conceded a goal in open play (Colombia scored on a penalty that 9/10s wouldnt be given and a set piece) and has not conceded a goal in the past 2 games while scoring 5 goals in the process and being down a man in the 3rd game. Memexico on the other hand had a defender that usually doesnt score (Godin) and a meme Venezualan score on them after awful defensive laps and looked shaky when the weedlmaos broke on the counter.
>>68482225
>You are Mexico's bitch
Both countries have a pathetic soccer history. At least when the US and Mexico met in a World Cup quarter finals the score ended up 2 - 0, stopping Mexico from ever making it to the semis.
Enjoy all your gold cup and world cup qualifier wins though. I hope they make you feel better about the fact that your nation has thrown everything it is worth into soccer and still hasn't come closer to a World Cup championship than your rivals, who have only been shifting focus towards soccer over the last 20 years.
>>68482609
>Pacito this bitter
Build
>>68482325
>tournament wins matter more than friendlies
and the biggest game ever played between the USA and Mexico was the World Cup quarterfinals.
Remember how it ended? Dos a Cero?
>>68482609
>making fun of trailer trash that are actually more respectable than 90% of your third world shithole of a county
>>68482673
They hosted 2 WCs and only made the quarters ONCE kek. I think only South fucking Africa was a worst wc host than Mexico
>>68482609
>comparing yourself to rural trailer trash
Congrats on outdoing the shitty white people whom we shuffled off into the boonies generations ago
>>68476351
>>68482937
this
>>68482609
>your benchmark of success is literally the bottom of the bottom tier of white society
bravo I guess?
>>68482673
>Both countries have a pathetic soccer history
Hmm let's see,
Mexico:
>Confederations Cup
>Olympic Gold medal
>2 u17 World Cups
>Toulon Tournament
>only country besides four time WC champion Germany and five time WC champion Brazil to make it to the knock out stages of the last 5 world cups
USA:
>made it to the semifinal in 1930
>beat Mexico a couple of times
wew
>>68483309
CHI
>>68483385
CHADIOS
>>68483309
You are living in the States, shouldn't you be more loyal to the USA?
>>68483309
>meme irrelevant tournaments and trophy for most losses in the ro16 by any country despite hosting it twice
Embarrassing. Now get back to work on the wall
>>68480883
heart nigga
we're too dumb to know when to quit so miracles happen quite often
>>68483495
No.
>>68483532
>tournaments we haven't won are meme and irrelevant
jej
I can only imagine the bants if Canada turned into Concacafs first footballing power.
Also fellow burgers, hows come ever since the USWNT won the world cup, the pride has somehow shifted into the USMNT? As if they won it...let's fucking enjoy the game and see how this meme cup ends.
>>68482311
i have literally never seen a white women with a mexican.
>>68483689
>USWNT won the world cup
I'll never understand why you burguers care about that, We've never given a shit our blind football team and our gay football team won it.
>>68483707
>JavierAquino.jpeg
>>68483309
>counting three amateur tournaments among your greatest achievements
>bragging about being put in shitty WC groups and then getting BTFO every time you play a serious opponent, including the US
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>68476351
>USA winning something
>>68483495
are you shitposting or are you unaware of how entitled one generation has made non-natives?
i mean they really do it just to be contrarian most of the time because when asked why they don't go back they don't really have an answer. they're just doing it for attention i guess.
>>68482311
yea, but I'm also 6"1' and fairly light skinned, so I think that also has something to do with it
american girls are sluts
t. college grad
>>68483707
me either, i've only seen like 2 or 3 with a black in my life as well
cuck memes aside there isn't a whole lot of interracial shit happening here, or at least not as much as 4chan would have you believe. don't know about other countries.
>>68481965
If anything Ecuador almost won against Brazil but the ref was a cuck and invalidated that legit goal. In retrospective, you can see what happened next... :^)
>>68483756
I never said they were the greatest achievements, I'm just pointing out the immense discrepancy between the history and success of the Mexico team and the United States team, since that one anon said "Both countries have pathetic soccer histories"
Also, I listed 4 youth tournaments :^)
>>68483714
>blind football team
wtf
>>68483886
juegan con cascabeles
>>68476891
I believe that we will win
>our defense is unironically one of the best in this meme tournament
That's pretty much the only hope I have going into the Ecuador and Argentina games. Hopefully we can neutralize the GOAT well enough to survive up to penalties.
>>68483772
I've been watching Mexican soccer since I was born. That's why. It's not too complicated, Dr. Phil
>>68484058
You'd need at least two defenders to neutralize him, and then the rest of our strikers would fuck you up.
>>68476891
I Believe that we will win
>>68484122
Brooks has been amazing this tournament and is one of the top defenders outside Buyern in the bundesliga. Yedlin while still prone to chimping out in bad moments has improved his defending to not be a liability during play and Cameron is solid for a midtable club like Stoke so I think if we plan this right, we can stop most of Argentina other than the GOAT. But again, we'll be fucked if we cannot impose ourselves in the midfield so it really comes down to how long we can stave off the GOAT, Aguero and Di Maria while making few mistakes in the middle and final thirds (our forwards arent good so that's a big problem)
>>68484243
You forget most of our forwards are top players in the top leagues, you don't have enough 10/10 defenders to stop them all.
>>68483802
Where do you live? I see that shit here in Denver all the time
>>68483851
Ok, so please list their greatest achievements, bc personally I'm having a hard time finding anything other than your fucking meme amateur tournaments that the majority of nations don't even take seriously
>>68484293
Honestly I think they have a chance if they park the bus and counter attack with Yedlin's pace. Not saying it's likely but I wouldn't give them a 0% chance
>>68484078
>being so cucked by life that you root for the team of a country that you refuse to go back to bc you know it's such a shithole
>actively rooting against the country that made it possible for you to live above the poverty line
CHI
>>68484320
As of now its the 1999 Confederations Cup. But their greatest achievements are yet to come, m7. Starting at the end of this month with their first of many Copa America triumphs
>>68484293
We dont need the best defenders but we obviously need to defend as a team and that's what worries me the most. Our retarded coach is all about muh we need to le play like big stronk Germany yet our talent pool isnt capable of that and while we played somewhat evenly against Colombia, Argentina is on another level altogether and we cant "risk" anything if we want to last so expect some hard bus parking and counter plays
>>68484375
>refuse to go back too
I go back almost every summer, amigo
>>68476891
Our B team played like shit against them a little less than month ago and won.
>>68484394
HAhahahahahahahahahaa holy shit
>no noteworthy accomplishments this century
>>68484424
pls stay there next time :^)
>>68484403
The only way to win against a world class team like Argentina is pressing hard in the middle of the field, trying to force a giveaway ball and quickly counter while defending hard when they have posession. We did it against Spain but Bradley was a much better tactician that Klinsmeme so we have an even smaller window of error
>>68484459
>no noteworthy accomplishments this century
And I can't yet, m8. Still got stuff to do here in El Norte. Some day, though
>>68483309
>Mexico only has some meme baby cups to their name
Top jej. How many WC wins do you have against us again, Juanito?
>>68484548
>US doens't even have meme baby cups
>>68484535
>more meme tournaments to make up for choking in yet another WC
>Still got stuff to do here in El Norte
more like
>I prefer a functioning society and government and keeping my head on my shoulders
>>68484548
>beating México is like winning the World Cup to USA fans
Sad, tBh
Why do people think Argentina is a threat?
>Memessi not choking with the NT.
>>68484586
How many World Cups does mexico have?
>>68484596
>meme tournament
That's why a soccer powerhouse like Brazil is putting in all its resources to win it, right?
>>68484607
I'm sure you'll beat us someday :)
>>68484635
Two. Just like the United States. Except Mexico's was won by players without vaginas
>>68484660
Having amnesia must be tough. I'm sorry, anon
>>68484616
They still have world class players in every position barring defenders and goalkeeper and they have the goat. T b h this is the match Im most excited and nervous about. Argentina have sleepwalked this tournament and they still have scored some 10 goals in 3 games.
>>68484639
Because it's fucking hosting it you absolute retard.
>>68484708
Because it's the only thing they don't have, you stupid casual. They've been trying to get this for years.
>>68482112
What are you talking about? He was awful at Spurs.
>>68484726
So you're literally proving my point that normally nations don't give a fuck about the olympics. Thanks!
>>68484755
>>68480680
>WC 2014
>Literally 2 years from now
Right now, Ecuador is better than Costa Rica, also Ecuador is 2º at the CONMEBOL qualifying.
>>68484755
You are right. Nobody gives a single fuck about the olympics
>>68484789
Except Brazil.
Which excuse will Americans use when they get rekt? They can't use the "we don't care about this sport anyways" this time, you are even hosting the event
>>68484809
That's the excuse the will use anyway.
>>68484793
And don't forget mexico fans/chicanos with an inferiority complex!
>>68484793
Brazilians are a bit shellshocked, they don't care too much either
>>68476497
el em ay oh
>>68484770
Dope, considering we reckt them earlier this year it should be smooth sailing
>>68484809
I've already accepted >we won't win, so no retarded maymay spouting from me.
>>68484793
Of course, any country would try to put up a good show if you are hosting it.
>>68484809
Don't think we need an excuse if we lose to a superior team desu, just hope it's a good game
>>68484838
The thing that gets me, is that even when that's an irrelevant tournament, you still have nothing.
>>68484865
Also >>68484726
>>68484887
Ecuador
On paper you should have it easy, you have a better squad and are playing at home. Which excuse will your use if a Caicedo-less Ecuador defeats you?
>>68484916
>This semen slurpin klinsmamn isn't for me
>>68484809
Why are you even saying this? We know we have no chance of beating you guys but we still like to shitpost for fun. Also we're not going to be btfo like the other meme teams so far. I think we will do just fine against you guys since we are one of the better teams this tournament that can defend.
>>68476997
>1 (one)
>>68484916
>caicedo
Is this 2009?
>>68476997
>>68480680
>>68480752
>>68480788
We were absolute shit in the last WC, so there was a change of coach. If we play like we know, the style that has us now in second place in the Eliminatorias, we are gonna destroy you.
I am writing this with 100% truth and being objective: if we play like the second half of ECU- PERÚ match, we are gonna rape you so fucking bad, you will not believe it, Guzan would eat AT LEAST 5 goals. Enjoy the match.
