>MLS
returns 18 June
>NASL
returns 02 July
>USL
games 14 15 17 18 19 21 22 23 June
>NWSL
games 17 18 19 June
Tournament comments also welcome.
OPEN CUP, BITCHEZZZZZ
>three consecutive generals get bumped off the board by the euros
is there any hope for /mls/?
>>68475367
Yes, but I'd like to think /mls/ threads have fewer autists who bump them out of any OCD compulsions, so we've got that going for us.
>footie all week
Bring me my Doritos.
>>68477091
>Forgetting about diabeetus(((soon))) poster.
>>68477124
That boy isn't autistic, he's just retarded.
>>68477149
What's the difference?
>>68477219
Mark Zuckerberg is autistic.
Donald Trump is retarded.
post streams for gaems cunts
>>68477091
>>68475367
shit, sorry fags, try to bump them once in a while but i've been slipping as of late.
Real Salt Lake vs Wilmington:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ItbHIWuTEU
La Maquina vs LA Galaxy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PzT39vM6YU
San Jose Earthquakes vs Portland Timbers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtTxCpgEB14
Colorado Rapids vs Colorado Springs Switchbacks only available on radio :(
>>68478028
thanks bb
SOUN
OO.
U...U
N......N
>>68474811
>Open Cup
Is that like Open Container? Cuz I have a court date regarding that.
>>68478403
It does involve alcohol
>>68478403
>getting busted for open container
>>68478621
>Anaheim
>just get your rich parents to get the ticket dismissed
but
>brown
>go to jail for a year, max fine
So conflicted.
>haven't been in /mls/ since break
>back in time to see LA start their road to meme treble glory
>>68478028
>Stream has no sound
Thanks US Soccer.
>>68480819
>>mfw sound kicks in just in time for the moment of silence
>2nd minute and scoreless
This semen slurping sport senpai.
RIP that guy's nuts.
>>68478028
>3 matches
What do? Should I watch the Portland Timbers because of memes?
>that fat gk
>gordon officially out of goonie magic
CUPSET
U
P
S
E
T
where is everyone?
GOATAREAL
>refball in open cup
lel
RED RED RED
MaquinaFats
>10/11
Fair game now?
everyone there is a real fan.
t. lag non-fan
RSL looks like shit tonight
LELELELELELELLE
why does bruce not rate the openc up?
>>68482792
because he's an idiot
>>68482920
lol La Maquina's twitter account just followed Ted Westervelt, looks like they want to get promoted to Liga MX.
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
>>68483204
>following the twitter follows
anon, i...
did you see this posted in the pro/rel irc or what?
>3 years in a row?
Going to the Game against Harrisburg lads, will be comfy
>La MaquinaFats fans doing puto chants
BUILD THAT FUCKING WALL TRUMP
>underestimating the fat gk
why is there no one at this game
>>68483537
We're voting for Trump
We're voting for Truuuuuump
Thanks for helping us decide guys
Now we're all voting for Trump
RIP Wilmington
Do the Hammerhead players not stretch?
Cramps left and right this half
wanna go to penulties for maximum kek
extra time, bitches
it's funny watching mls during this time as it's all just rejects who couldn't make it for their national team
This game went exactly as I guessed it would
Apologize.
>>68484619
I will never apologize to a filthy bunch of Chicanos and spics who can probably barely speak English.
>>68484619
lol can you imagine if this ends up going to penalties?
>La Maquina has been awarded a $15,000 bonus for surviving to penalties against the LA Galaxy!
>30 seconds later: La Maquina has been fined $20,000 by the USSF for the use of "homophobic chants" by its supporters.
what the fuck is going on
LOL THAT GOAL
>"soccer"
REKT
THIS FUCKING GAME
>>68484769
Where's your leaf Canadabro?
wtf, i hate lag now
>loopholes
>>68484814
Thank you based Bruce.
>>68474811
>orlando city scat
>>68484814
Beat those chicanos at their own dirty game.
RSL going to benuldy keks
SI ERA PENAL
AHAHAHA LAG WINS
>>68484873
>turn on stream
>white people dancing first thing i see
>close it immediately
The goalie looks like an Easter egg.
>lel maquina
>>68484903
>not scouting mormon qts
>>Wilmington
>those swirl effects
joseph h smith
>the City of Hammerheads
>wewmington
goddamn mormons
>it's a bad guys mostly win episode
except for the portland v scum jose game
>>68485043
>rooting for Portland
delete your account
>>68485066
>falling for 4chan gold meme
ded cup
ded stadium
ded sport
>>68485066
rooting for the lesser of two evils.
and fuck i should have been at the game
>>68485146
>meme cup game featuring meme teams, meme goals, meme players, and meme coaches
>>68485043
>Portlel good guys.
Liberal delusion.
>>68485172
it's my meme everything dammit
>>68485175
it's like cancer vs aids. both shit, but one less so
>>68485175
>Portland Tinders
I swipe left. <3
Try not to be jelly, sweaty manlets.
>>68485440
>tfw no qt press gf
>MLS
>back this weekend
LET US DRINK AND CHANT WITTY BANTER
THREE DAYS
OUR year
>>68493181
>Philly
>"our year"
>ever
I SEE THE QUALITY SHITPOSTING HAS BEGUN
apologize to him /mls/
>tfw NASL will get it's rightful division 1 status soon
mLels not even once
>>68493710
>on break for two more weeks
Nah.
>matches this weekend
TAKING /SP/ BY STORM
>>68493965
>none of them on national tv
nice """""league""""""
>>68494033
>"national"
>"tv"
This is the future, these things have no meaning.
Moar like "international streaming" oldmotherfucker.
>100
DOOP
>USL matches
Does anyone actually bother?
I need to remember to take care of my fantasy team before MLS games start on Saturday.
As much as I hate NASLEL don't think they can say this given the status of their team
>>68498692
>No image
>missing words
What the fuck is up with this phone?
>>68498754
rude
UNION
N
I
O
N
>>68498754
>NYCFC isn't a real team
Discuss.
>>68498754
>NYCFC fans saying other things are fake
o i am laffin
MOM I'M MLS
>Klinsmann is going to start Orozco tomorrow and there's nothing any of us can do about it
Why is he even on this fucking roster?
>>68496275
>Los Dos
>>68502228
Should have called up Omar t b h.
>tfw want to go to my first Orlando City SC game this Saturday but only 2 of my friends live nearby and one of them is straight up scared to go
I want to tell her that being afraid to go is exactly what those people want us to be but dont want to come off as an insensitive cunt seeing as she is from Orlando and lost a schoolmate in the shooting. But damn come on this game is going to be a special event for the city.
If it comes down to it would it be weird to go to the game alone? Do people do that? I don't really care i would just get some beers and watch the game.
>>68502228
Who else? Besler?
>>68502405
>afraid to go to an Orlando game.
There's gay shooting every weekend?
>>68502405
I went to an Orlando game alone last summer
I felt awkward as fuck. Some couple had the seats right next to me and the rest of our row was completely empty.
No one gave me weird looks or anything though. I don't think anyone cares.
>>68502228
he's our reserve RB right now, which is a bit sad
I think it was the WC qualifier vs Trinidad that last he played at RB, and he actually did okay though
>>68502975
That's what I'm saying. She said she is still thinking of going but she is afraid because it will be a large gathering of people. Coming from a girl who has been with me to countless CFB games with 90k+ people.
>>68502985
Yeah that's what I figured. Although I feel that the game this weekend will be different considering the circumstances
>>68502975
>mass shooting for no reason
That's literally everywhere these days, at least in America.
>>68493181
>>68495422
>>68499661
it's our year lads
hello desu
>>68504182
God I hate that filter. I just want to say T.B.H
>>68503944
>glory hunting austrian
>>68504255
>implying I'm austrian
>implying I'm not just studying here and then returning home to PA afterward
>>68504255
>glory hunting
>in PHILADELPHIA
>>68502405
tell her she has a higher chance of dying driving to work tomorrow than getting shot at a soccer game
>Best in the world
>Chicanos being sore losers.
>>68503622
>these days
The frequency of mass shootings has actually been pretty constant in America for at least 80 years. It's just more interesting and accessible to the media now.
>>68507098
I didn't realize they had Sig Sauer automatics in 1936.
The last time there was a mass shooting of this size on US soil, it was US soldiers murdering Indians. So either your definition of "frequency" or "mass" is different than what the dictionary says.
>>68507400
I said frequency, not severity.
"Mass" shootings are any shooting where 4 or more people are shot, including the shooter.
where were you when NASL exposes MLelS?
>>68507487
At work unable to watch.
USOC on weekends when?
Does the CCL still not matter to MLS when there's more prize money?
https://twitter.com/GothamistDan/status/743187245906149376
>>68506637
that free kick thing was pretty dirty.
>>68507098
oh that makes it alright then
>>68507469
>mass shootings have been around since automatic weapons have been around
>thoughts and prayers will work
"Shit happens" is not an acceptable philosophy.
>>68507595
>>68507689
Just saying it's nothing to suddenly fear.
Avoiding concentrations of people because of the shooting is either an overreaction or everyone has been incredibly reckless by having showed up to sporting events and concerts in that time.
>>68507595
>2-1
Despite all the drama. Los dos still won.
>>68507873
it was the actual franchise that was playing that game pham.
>>68507524
No
Not nearly enough
>>68507986
Yeah pretty much. It was comedy gold. Wish I was there.
>>68502442
>>68503327
>>68502310
Let Fabian play there and put Castillo on the left
Or let Cameron play right
Klinsmann should have called in a more competent
Guy had been playing only in the Mexican U-20 division all year
Even for the Yuroboos who think that's better than MLS there's still Lichaj or Spector or Bornstein or Villafaña or something other than Orozco
galaxy is on TV!!!!!!!!!!!
>The MLS
What's the problem with the goal again?
Is this a Luis Suarez handball situation?
>>68508657
BTFO by why.jpg
Good job making the sport look like a joke, LA
>>68508225
should have picked Ream or Lichaj for this roster to free up Fabian
>>68508817
>making the sport look like a joke.
>soccar in this country.
Orlando at Jax stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLGgDZ10MiM
>>68510701
WOOOOOOOO
>>68510701
>>68510768
it's the bads, but at least it's something.
http://www.dcunited.com/live
DCU vs literally who lower league team
>game is so boring that the commentators are only talking about Copa America and Euros
Weather delay at Crew v Rowdies :/
NYCFC - Cosmos stream: http://www.ussoccer.com/lamar-hunt-us-open-cup/open-cup-tournaments/2016-usoc/fourth-round/160615-usoc-fourth-round-new-york-cosmos-at-new-york-city-fc
>>68509075
This. Reams flexibility would have been valuable in case of injury/suspension to any of the defense or if Klinnsman wanted to push Johnson forward into the midfield
Anyone watching NYRB? Why was SWP taken off?
![Steven-Birnbaum[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VOr10dl.jpg "Steven-Birnbaum[1].jpg")
>>68502228
>>68502310
>>68502442
>>68508225
leave Ecuador to me
>>68511095
or just started Fabian up further, dropping him back while subbing out Ream/Yedlin for a late attacker
>>68511127
"right leg knock"
>>68511230
That too
>>68511430
Thanks bro
>I rate the MLS
Just give us the USOpenc Up now.
>>68511571
damn you're high up
nice view tho desu
>anything but the Minnesota SKC match
lmao
>>68510701
stream ded i guess
fucking jacksonville
Crew game just before weather delay.
>>68483359
>using the shitty camera pic
Here, let me help.
NDJOCK
Houston vs SAFC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v2QxD8DOBs
Time to see Wade Barret magic.
Does NYCFC have the worst fans in American soccer?
LEGGOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOONNNNSSSSS
Mateos scores a header and Orlando up 1-0
>>68512168
why he got the wild ISIS shirt
>>68512168
Yes, but they don't give a crud
Literally the worst play I've ever seen from Robles right there I think
>>68512168
>>68512288
>New York will never have a non-cringeworthy soccer team
>RB trying to sit on a one goal lead
>all these little girls the cameramen are pointing at
woah
So close to blowing that one. Thank you Alberg.
And Seba for that fantastic acting job.
D O O P
O
O
P
>NYCFC
>Fordham
>>68512631
stream?
Orlando holds on to win 1-0.
>15 min of regular time to go and no goals for DCU
How about that based Union lads
Mehdi Ballouchy is unironically playing for NYCFC right now
>NYCFC
Top fucking kek
>losing to a NASL team
there should be relegation now
NEW YORK SHITTY
HAHAHHAHA
>the city of new york city fc
>New York Shitty
Viera is such a fucking meme coach.
NO ER PENAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
>>68512168
>no pity
>enwhyceeeffcee
>the city of New York fc
PENAL
PENAL
PENAL :D
>MLels struggles to beat 2nd division teams
>mlels fanboys argue that the divide between 1st and 2nd is too high for pro/rel
wew
>>68513328
I don't think it's the fanboys arguing against pro/rel
>Houston 4 - 0 San Antonio FC 70 mins in
>Knocked out by a meme NASL team
>Boy City
Kill yourself fagits
New York is RED
>>68477124
>>68477149
>Soon
>NYCFC out
>DC out
Great night.
>the city of DC Sports
THE CITY OF DC """"""UNITED""""""
LMAO
rip DC.
>the district of columbia
We need to give Minnesota our power, lads.
t. Minnesota
>>68512735
>>68512648
Bretty good depth for MLS, Alberg deserves to be a starter in this league
>>68513975
I can't wait until Ilsinho is fit and ready to be an every week starter.
And then when Edu gets healthy.
>whycantiholdallthesemidfielders.jpg
>>68513975
How did Restrepo look today? I didn't watch the whole game.
>>68514083
He looked pretty good, Restrepo and Alberg looked like the best players, Illsinho looked pretty good but he always tails off pretty hard after like 40 minutes
>the plastic factory of NYCFC
>the African nation of DC
>>68514264
>the dumpster fire of chicago
Now I know why garber didn't want pro/rel. He didn't want half Eastern conference teams relegated in two seasons
>SOON
League will be announced sometime this summer
>>68514378
>>68514397
Nice
>220+ replies
MLS is BACK, baby!!!!!
i keep hearing about the cosmos
why arent they in MLS yet if theyre good?
>>68514834
Because we don't have promotion, we only have buying in.
>>68514834
$100 million dollar entry fee with losing all your right as a individual club
>>68514834
Good teams don't play in mls
>>68512168
To be fair, dude has a pretty punchable face.
>implying hipsters won't one day rule the world
>>68514834
They were going to but they backed out last second and started their Euroboo league.
>>68514937
>this is what NAShills actually believe
K E K
E
K
>>68514937
They don't play in NASL either delusionfag.
>>68514975
>Cosmos don't play in the NASL
Wait, what?
>>68514994
>Cosmos are good
Wait what
>>68514937
The sad thing is that'd I'd probably be rooting for the NASL teams if it wasn't for all the political bullshit and division they've injected into the pyramid as of late and the fact that they've become a haven for the most radical of pro/rel fanatics.
>>68515037
>if it wasn't for all the political bullshit and division they've injected into the pyramid as of late and the fact that they've become a haven for the most radical of pro/rel fanatics
sounds just like mls but with radical anti pro/rel fanatics
>>68515263
>defending status quo
>radical
Kek
>>68515037
>>68515263
>the most radical pro/rel fanatics
Are there less radical ones? Is there a less radical stance? Are their hipsters sitting around coffee shops suggesting, "Pip pip old bean, relegation is a capital idea but we simply must wait for the market to be right?"
No. You're either for it, or you're aginnit.
tbf, DC was playing its C team.
Doesn't excuse the shitty play tho
>Soon
>>68515282
>>68515324
enjoy your single entity ponzi scheme
>>68515374
All American sports are this. I'm pro.
But for someone to say, "These people want pro/rel, therefore they are RADICALLY FOR IT" is fuckstupid.
>>68515374
Enjoy getting rekt by a chain of family restaurants on twitter.
>>68515398
Literally what.
>fight and win
>come on seattle
LEL
/mls/ after dark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK9KaHs9Nkg
>>68515361
are these some victims from the orlando shooting?
>>68515478
no
>Soon
>>68512168
> Cosmos
> Fans
WE DID IT, ANONS
>>68515374
I will, and I sincerely hope you enjoy your Euroboo """"league""""" that literally eats the shit from Europe's asshole and then thanks them for it.
Also thanks for your lower-tier teams having such pathetic attendances that it makes my own shitty local USL team's look amazing by comparison!
>>68515858
didn't do a damn thing, that slut came on to me
its lit lads
https://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20160615/inwood/man-randomly-slashed-neck-with-razor-blade-nypd-says
>>68515868
>projecting and straight up lying
expected nothing less from a mlels shill, can't wait till division 1 status just to see your tears
>>68515933
Is that Kljestan?
>>68515933
damn, they really don't give a crud
