>can't even score against Iceland
JUST
Only the worst teams of the tournaments can post here.
We now only need Northern Ireland & portugal
Get in here
OMG THAT'S JUST LIKE 90% OF THE STRIKERS THAT COULDN'T SCORE BECAUSE THE OTHER TEAM WENT ULTRADEF HOPING TO GO THROUGH WITH 3 DRAWS
>>68471844
Thanks for the fap material
more like
TSUJ
THICC
>>68472939
>ULTRADEF
Iceland played a solid 442 against the ball the whole time
no busparking at all
>>68471844
we couldn't even score against Hungary and conceded two and you create a thread like this you mongoloid faggot
>>68473176
Our lads were just hypnotized by that ass
tiny dick
Fucking metrosexual narcissist. I bet he masturbates in front of a mirror and/or to his own picture.
>There are retards who unironically think he's on the same universe as Messi
>>68471844
>>68473176
>losstria
>>68473176
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELET
>>68473567
>implying you would not
>>68473176
It's Ronaldo. Hating him is unconditional.
>>68473567
i respect that. glad they lost though
cmon a lot of portuguese people also hate ronaldo and want more éder with quaresma
pls no bully
Anyone else disliked ronaldo as a kid because he seemed so fucking gay? I swear only faggots like him.
>be Austria
>score 0 goals
>shit talk others
lol okay
I-i miss him
>>68471844
>those legs
does he cycle off when hes not playing for madrid?
>>68473973
scored 0 goals at EC ever
didnt even qualify there too
ok
>>68473941
That's cute.
NO
>>68472843
and us of course... oh wait
>>68473941
are you serious
people literally suck his cock out there, granted I've only been to Madeira but still
>>68473957
No, it's only the faggots that hate him but most will never understand why
>>68474086
kek
>>68471844
were gonna win you austria
>>68474086
nah m8 we've been all saying since brazil 2014 that cr7 is just for show and doesnt contribute nothing... he keeps playing in the team because money and show and influence in business... we all know eder + quaresma would btfo iceland
Ronaldo:
>Takes over 9000 free kicks in the match
>Goals 0
Bale:
>Takes 2 Free Kicks
>Goals 1
Why are Real Madrid still letting this Faggot take the set piece kicks?
>>68474190
quaresma is our best striker
>>68474204
Marketing, they probably get paid for any free-kick Cristiano takes.
>>68474179
in what? cricket?
>>68474247
this
>>68474254
and this
>>68473941
>Èder
Just fuck my shit up even more senpai
Penaldo doesn't have it in him to beat defenders with the ball anymore. Just make him stand in the box and wait for tap-in chances.
>>68474267
YOU LOST AGAINST HUNGARY THE HAVE WORST TEAM THAN US HAHAAHHAHA
>>68474543
yeah and you will take the piss for that
>>68474254
Paid by who?
The opposing team?
>>68474565
Nike. They probably play for every minute that Ronaldo plays.
>>68474654
>They probably play
*They probably pay
It's not how it starts is how it ends.
#2004
>More Ronaldo: "They celebrated like they had won the Euro cup or something. That's a small mentality. That's why they'll do nothing."
salty af
>>68472986
UNDERRATED
>NEW MEME IS BORN
UNDERRATED
>NEW MEME IS BORN
UNDERRATED
>NEW MEME IS BORN
UNDERRATED
>NEW MEME IS BORN
UNDERRATED
>NEW MEME IS BORN
UNDERRATED
>NEW MEME IS BORN
UNDERRATED
>NEW MEME IS BORN
What a loser)) lol
How you want your trophy senpai?
>>68474747
>Iceland fewer people than the Azores and Madeira combined
maybe they have a small mentality because they have 1/8 the population of Lisbon's metro
>>68474711
>>68474743
They won't win anything this year lol))
Stay salty.
>>68475015
why would we be salty?we just got 1 point from the best team in the group...
>>68475015
He's not wrong.
>>68471844
We have to make an online petition asking the American President to stop Ronaldo from taking anymore freekicks for club and country.
just for lulz
>>68475070
Tsuuu
>>68471844
>Hungary reporting in
>I still can't believe we won today
>>68475070
>get out of our way so we can beat you
>MOOOOOOOOM HE'S NOT PLAYING FAIR AGAIN
>>68475196
Who are you quoting?
>>68475271
clearly paraphrasing Ronaldo
he's a spoiled little brat that is mad because Iceland didn't play a style that was conducive to letting Portugal win.
>>68472939
hey you scored one goal against us, aint that something
>>68475070
He is very very wrong. And comes off like a complete arsehole.
>>68475304
I don't like him at all, but he isn't wrong regarding the hyperbolic celebration
>>68471844
spanish league confirmed for clown division
>>68475410
Iceland has literally never won anything ever and is punching way above their weight even being in the Euros. There was nothing wrong with their celebration and everything wrong with Ronaldo's reaction to it.
>>68475425
>Champions League too
>Bundesliga too
Anyway Penaldo is shit
>>68475451
Link to reaction and celebration
Every tournament Portugal gets overhyped, every time they disappoint.
When will they learn? Ronaldo is only world class when he has other players around him, otherwise he is literal dogshit. What's worse for Portugal is that he stifles the creativity of the other players in their desperation to pass to him. They will improve a great deal after he retires from international football.
>>68475399
>>68475451
>dude speaks the truth
>B-BUT MUH FEELS
Holy fuck, what a bunch of cucks
>>68472939
they didn't park the bus at all AND scored. btfo
>>68475507
>underdog team and their fans celebrate unexpected and relatively positive result
>Ronaldo's butt gets so hurt over their joy he attacks their 'mentality'
>>68475472
bro that's the thing it wasn't even off the wall, they were obviously excited but it's their first euro game ever as a country and they tied a tier 2 team (iceland is like tier 5 or 6)
ronaldo puts up this facade of the nice guy and generous and all that but as soon as someone bends one of his eyelashes the prissy little fuccboi comes out
i like him less and less every time i see him both because of his attitude and his constant nance diving bullshit, i really don't understand why people think he's so good because 80% of the time he's on the ball he ends in a dive looking for a freekick and never tries to beat defenders off the ball anymore. he had way more heart when he was younger and trying to prove himself, it's amazing how he's forgotten all of that and become a literal faggot in the process.
>>68475451
>Iceland has literally never won anything ever
welll, neither have we lol
>>68475015
That's hilarious coming from >penalty kick when it doesn't matter and celebrate like you won it yourself man
>>68473992
Even sanchez looks whiter
>>68475534
>literally 1-1 we won
Yeah, great mentality
>>68475543
hes changed a lot
its such a disappointment watching him now
atleast at Manchester he played like he had the battery in his back
>>68475543
Hes shit, both Madrid cl finals he did fuck all and celebrated as if he'd just won it for them
>>68475652
they managed to get something out of a fight that wasn't even close to fair
the Azores and Madeira combined have more people than Iceland yet the entirety of Portugal apparently can't field a team to beat them.
>>68473992
give me a hug austriabro,
we'll BTFO hungary and you'll pass with us
>>68475737
>population is now relevant to football skill
Then why does the US have such a shit team?
If they are in the Euro it's because they deserve it, and by celebrating a tie they're just bringing themselves down
>>68475854
>they're just bringing themselves down
judging by the butthurt I'd say they brought portugal down
>>68475854
Stop embarassing us dude
>>68475891
>Talking to my wife's (underage) son
Don't make me cross the border lad
>>68475891
>butthurt
Nah. We fucked up and didn't deserve to win
>>68475923
Fuck off memelord
>>68475015
>being THIS ambitious
is he him?
>>68475968
Buttmad
>>68475510
Wtf is this rewatch the game u blind holy shit i didnt know wining a world cup could make you dumb as Dick
>>68476117
>>68475772
at this point i dont even know if we should make it
we dont deserve it
always cocky, even though we havent done shit
