>wasting the prime years of your life fucking some old has been whos pussy has been ravaged
You've never had Colombian pussy son, stfu
>>68450588
why does this look so photoshopped
Pique is 100% gay m8.
he got with her when she made la tortura and then made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3mP3mJDL2k
implying you wouldn't fuck that asshole
>>68450638
This. Shakira regularly cucked her former long time boyfriend so it's likely she just enjoys being a beard
>>68450588
You really think he's only fucking her?
Must be horrible. On one hand, I'm told when you grow up and mature as a man you have no problem committing yourself 100% to one person. On the other, Pique is a handsome, super popular footballer so I doubt he's either emotionally mature or strong enough to resist the temptation.
On the third hand, it's fucking Shakira so he just might be faithful.
>>68450606
neither have u lmaoo
he needed someone famous to "date" while he had secret affairs with Ibra and Bojan
piquewhisperingsweetnothingstozlatan.jpg
>>68450731
Ibra and Zlatan seems to be totally different types
>>68450845
Zlatan and Bojan
>>68450845
They are, one is the nicest person you'll ever meet, the other is a twisted fucking psychopath
>>68450845
That's why they love each other
>>68450854
zlatan used to be a bottom at barca, bojan has always been a twink
>>68450878
Top kek
WHAT DO LADS
>>68450675
She's probably his beard
>>68451108
>drinking dos equis
drop her immediately
>>68451108
Ask if she likes black men.
Can't blame Pique. My favorite Pornstar is Colombian.
> Franceska Jaimes
So perfect. Especially her accent.
>>68451108
sounds fat
>>68451180
Alcohol = sex tbqh desu
>>68451211
She's black anon, WHAT DO
>>68451221
She's THICC, hi test only. I would post pics but you cucks like to reverse image search so no lol
Fabregas is even worse, dating this divorced older woman who barely looks ok with tons of makeup.
>>68451108
she seems like a Bernie Sanders supporter
>>68451250
She looks like a typical latino milf pornstar.
>>68451242
Stop talking in memes for a start
>>68451278
She looks like she needs to be BLACKED.
>>68451279
Live by the meme die by the meme
>>68451287
She looks the type that has a high sex drive and can't be satisfied by these iberian soccer "athletes".
>>68451108
>dating a girl who most likely got this bullshit response out of a random facebook post
Fuck her and dump her
>>68451250
What the fuck, I didn't actually look up how old she is.
> 41 year old used goods
Jesus Christ, you have got to be kidding me.
Not everyone is into lolis, the world isn't 4chan.
And Shakira is still pretty hot.
The video clip for Hips Dont Lie made me realise I liked girls when I was a wee lad.
>>68451250
Zlatan takes the cake man. He is dating a 10 year older former professional slut.
>>68450588
At least he's fucking SOMEONE, not like you ,you hopeless virgin
>>68451873
Is that Zlatan's kid?
>>68451886
i'd rather jerk off than fuck a woman over 35
>>68451904
Yes
>>68451873
it was the only blonde that wanted bosnian cock
>>68450878
Kek
>>68451926
like you have a choice lel
>>68451940
that's pretty interesting I have to say and I'm not sure why. Guess I was expecting his kids to be swarthier
>>68451904
It's a kid.
>>68451926
Fabregas' woman gave birth to his first kid at age 38.
She gave birth to his 2nd kid at age 40.
This is pretty ridiculous.
How does the touch of a women feel lads? 20 year old khv here ;_;
you just KNOW that she is into scat
>>68451963
you're right
almost looks as if he got cucked and doesn't know it. Kid barely looks like him.
>>68451982
It's fucking overrated. Get rich and fuck whores instead.
>>68451991
they were made for each other
I remember I used to listen to Shakira's Spanish albums and pop mad boners, I had no idea what she was saying. That's the only time I ever fapped to music. I would imagine that Shakira's pussy game is ridiculous, Pique is probably happily suffocating in that honeypot.
>>68452000
>fucking whores
ugh...
>>68452000
>000 confirms
>>68451926
>i'd rather jerk off than fuck a woman over 35
damn I fucked I 19 year old on saturday. I'm living a better life than pique feels good
>>68451404
>>68451278
>>68451873
> what is a cuck fetish?
> what is a milf fetish?
Sex FÃ bregas does what he wants.
>>68452036
>he thinks a 19 yr old girl fucks better than a 39 yr old
>>68451998
>>68451963
Zlatans father is not even that swathy, neither is his mother. Seems like the turk rape gene skips a generation.
>>68452055
the kids will turn into roaches soon
>>68451873
to be fair Ibrahimovic only looks handsome on the pitch
>>68451991
or pancakes
>>68452036
Your dying dog doesn't count.
>>68452055
>even his dad was cucked
holy shit
>>68452042
Mate its fine if he's just having a bit of fun but we knows thats not the case
> having a 40 year old give birth to your kids
>>68451873
>>68451991
God damn can't these men afford more attractive beards
>>68452065
Zlatan is an ugly motherfucker. Do people in the netherlands think anything else? Isn't that why van der fart was so butthurt at him? Ugly Bosnian-gypsy comes and takes all the glory and doesn't give a single fuck.
>>68452065
of course, footballers look like complete shit with street clothes on.
they look their best in uniform or at the beach, anything besides that is laughable
>>68452102
with the exception of Italians, since they have a tailored clothing culture
>>68452096
People here like Zlatan just because he's a good player. Even van der Vaart likes him for that. v/d Vaart hated his attitude though, but who the fuck doesn't except for a handful of people saying hurr he's so based!!
>>68452135
fair enough, beta cucks in sweden love his attitude. "wow, so exotic and so un-swedish (:"
>>68450620
pique is 6'4'' and she's like 4'4'', if the pic is real she must be standing on a chair.
>>68451926
t. 17 year old virgin
>>68452167
He manages to look like a queer italian gigolo no matter what outfit he chooses
>>68451926
You're an idiot. Bag yourself a fit divorcee, they fuck like the clappers and make you a good breakfast the next morning.
I wouldn't be having kids with a 40 year old though tbf.
>>68450588
Shakira Shakira
>>68451926
what a faggot
>a fucking leaf
>>68450878
holy kek 10/10
This is Pellè's gf
>>68452167
why is he wearing diapers on the beach?
>>68452685
She was 16 when they started dating. Pellè is a clever man.
>>68450588
>vintage vagina, sir
she'd be a much better fuck than some 20 y/o groupie
>>68450588
Are Catalans and Lebanese-Colombians white?
>>68452167
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH BEING SWAGGER AS FUCK
>>68452685
>>68453561
> you will never be her blow up doll
>>68453561
would marry so she could divorce me and take all my money
>>68450638
This. Remember that pic with Ibra
>>68453561
ffs she's just too cute
>>68452685
>>68453561
B A D E D A L P H A
Women in their 40s are the sexiest women
>>68453561
>25 inch me
>>68453561
Me on the left
>>68451108
>Being thirsty enough to want that cunt
>>68451926
Sure you would.
>>68452054
>>he thinks a 19 yr old girl fucks better than a 39 yr old
They do. You wouldn't know though because you're too busy grave digging.
>>68450878
underrated post
>>68450638
this, she's clearly his beard.
>>68450588
>Be blue eyed six ft Spaniard master race
>Race mix with Lego mongrel
>>68451873
Zlatan fucks prime pussy all the time on the side and Helena is okay with it.
t. someone with a friend in the national team
>>68450620
lighting
>>68450878
Kek my sides
Older women are the best. You're all fag virgins. Go jack off to some pixel porn, cucks.
>>68451949
You know how I know your mother isn't blonde? Cause she was all about this bosnian cock last night.
>>68450878
good post
>>68450620
Shakira is like 2 feet shorter than Pique, it's photoshopped to get both of their heads in the picture
>>68450588
It's Shakira though. He's not fucking some random old broad. Would you turn down the chance to fuck Rachel McAdams just because she's in her 30s?
>>68451873
>He is dating a 10 year old
>>68460299
There's a difference between fuckin her and wasting prime years of your life with her.
>>68451940
>he actually named his kid after Maxwell
What's with dagos and dying their hair blonde. I don't know who they think they're kidding
