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Previous thread: >>68433640
News:
>Bisping is ducking everyone in MW except a 45 year old man
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11925682/michael-bisping-would-love-a-rematch-with-dan-henderson-yet-also
>Fedor to UFC soon
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11925474/fedor-emeliananko-says-hes-closer-than-ever-to-signing-with-the-ufc
>James Krause out of fight with Ross Pearson at TUF 23 Finale
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/james-krause-withdraws-from-the-ultimate-fighter-23-finale-ufc-seeks-new-opponent-for-ross-pearson
Why not just wait for the bump limit?
Explain yourself.
Piana is going down
>>68450491
artem
My fight is still on, you faggots. In July.
First for Joanna
>>68450506
Aspberger syndrome
>>68450519
you better cut a convincing promo if you wanna get back on the card
So Holloway has dibs for next title fight, right?
OFFICIAL /HEEM/ 1 CARD. LIVE - from the Stockton Arena.
*Edgestonia vs. Lithcuck MAY STILL BE ON* Both men need to do heavy promoting
MAIN EVENT
1.) Joe Rogan vs. Cody McKenzie
CO-MAIN EVENTS
2.) Boxing Swede vs. Tyler "Bellator Midget" Freeland
3.) Brendan Schaub vs. Rich Piana
UNDERCARD
4.) USA Grapplebro vs. Spain - GI ONLY RULES
5.) Slavic Who vs. Another Slavic Who
EXCLUSIVE PRELIM FIGHTS
6.) Koksal Baba vs. Artem Lobov
7.) 0-2 Pro Boxer on /heem/ vs. Joe Schilling
8.) Mayhem Miller vs. Phil Brooks
9.) War Machine vs. Joe Son
King Nate edition
>>68450519
lithcuck is ducking you though
>It's 2016 and there is a very real possibility that Brock vs. Fedor will happen in the UFC.
>>68450537
add me vs that faggot from the last thread to a pre event fight in the parking lot
>>68450531
>promo
Figures that the HEEM 1 spammers are mandrama fans.
Edgy Brah needs a fight
Bryan Callen needs a fight
Are you guys intentionally trying to make these threads as shitty as possible?
>>68450549
No Brock is only allowed one UFC fight in his contract and that's being fulfilled at 200.
Jesus why are you casuals so dumb?
>>68450560
The OP usually sets the standards for the thread
>>68450560
are you intentionally trying to be as big a faggot as possible
>>68450555
What's your name kid? You vs. Faggot who hates HEEM FC.
Also can't be in the parking lot, WSOF is holding one in the parking lot.
>>68450559
Edgy Brah vs. Bryan Callen?
>>68450549
make it happen dana
>>68450574
>Edgy Brah vs. Bryan Callen?
ballet vs bjj
>Piana
>+500
Excuse me bitch
>>68450574
baba poster vs faggot who hates heem 1, also if the parking lot is booked we can move to an applebees parking lot or i can jump him back stage
>>68450617
>>68450612
*And we are live from the parking lot of applebees...*
>>68450617
>It's really not that cool
what a debbie downer
>>68450612
>applebees parking lot
I fucking love it
>>68450627
Lmao based dana
Can't wait to hear his speech at the rnc
>>68450643
guys what about dada 5000 vs tank abbott?
Heem 1 is getting oversaturated with shit fights no one gaf about
>>68450666
he had two heart attacks, hes suspended buddeh
>>68450666
>those digits
I don't know Lucifer
PREMIER
guys i got it. eddie bravo vs john kavanagh in a BJJ match at heem 1
>/heem/ is turning into /wooo/
Disgusting. Worst shit was that /heem/ title faggotry. Glad /heem/ got woke and buried that shit. At least the /heemspeak/ faggots don't spam their shit. Truly a sad state for /heem/
>>68450706
>nfl meme
fuck off retard
>I don't enjoy listening to the premier mind in MMA muse about life
How about that mixed martial arts guys
KIIING NAAAATE
Anyone watch Aldo's movie yet?
this is now a if i did i celebration thread
>>68450755
Has it leaked online?
>I don't enjoy listening to the premier minds in MMA muse about life
>>68450706
heemspeak is the greatest thing to come out of /heem/
>>68450774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0
>alistair overeem genetically modified to steal your girlfriend
>he looks like a marvel character desgined to fuck your girlfriend
>all in the first 5 seconds
Any webms of Paul Harris's leglocks?
52 posts and noones answered
what the fuck is Bigfoot holding
>>68450805
Anybody got a webm of this guy getting btfo because he committed to a heelhook when his opponent was punching him in the face the entire time?
>>68450802
Are they wrong though?
>>68450511
Piana is SHOOK
>>68450836
>1 (one) career strike
>mfw Conor plays it smart and just goes for the decision instead of emptying his gas tank by trying to heem Nate
>>68450856
>Conor looks fine up until the 1-2
>suddenly he was too gassed to do anything
You bought the meme
>>68450873
>Conor looks fine
he looked exhausted lmao
>>68450853
>>68450836
Yes! I don't mind if you're a leg lock guy. I do mind if you're a leg lock faggot. I didn't start watching MMA until 2012. So about a year ago I reazlied a year ago West Coast Fox shows old Fight Nights. And I got to watch Marquardt vs Paul Harris. Paul goes for a leg, doesn't have complete control, Nate slips out, Paul looks at ref, Marquardt heems him. Goes on about how Marquardt was greasing. "Yeah he got out, definitely greasing". Same with that faggot. He had it too I feel. The Mexican guy was limping when he got up if I remember correctly.
>>68450883
Fine was an overstatement but he hardly looked exhausted. It seems like a lot of people want to blame the gas tank for his loss, and not the fact that he got cracked, went for a takedown because he was getting hit constantly and willingly gave his back to get out of mount.
Make your picks, /heem/
>>68450836
I have the entire match as a 113mb mp4, would it be possible for you to make some webms of it if i host it on a mega?
Even though he lost, he was great to watch, seeing someone who's a leglock specialist is always exciting. Win or lose
>>68450774
>tfw you were in there for Aldo/McGregor, and Holly/Ronda
>>68450913
Just upload it to streamable.com real quick
>>68450853
Thanks man. That fight was hilarious imo, the Mexican didn't even seem that good a fighter but Entwhistle would just not let go of the heelhook no matter what happened.
It's like he knew exactly one move in a fighting game or something.
>>68450918
Epic nights my friend. Shoulda been in there for 199. Jake has been popping back in recently too.
>>68450913
Can't be fucked at the moment sorry
>>68450919
thanks for tip its uploading right now
>>68450945
Ok I'll make a couple webms for ya after I get outta the shower
This is the GOAT Fight Companion right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgumau1KiRw
>>68450966
bobby lee> callen, did anyone else notice how callen treated bobby how everyone else treats him
>>68450931
its all good
>>68450958
thank you
What do the tattoos on Rich Piana's shins say?
>>68450958
how about some webms of your shower
>>68450966
bobby lee's hot ass gf knew like 10 times as much as the little fat gook but was barely allowed to talk lel
>Joanna being anything above 4/10
>GSP ever being natty
>Fedor being natty and having a legit record
>Rory not being a quitter
>Bisbong being a legit champ before beating Jacare and Weidman
>Conor not dismantling Nate in the rematch
>Gooks ever being real MMA contenders
Pick one faggots.
>>68451058
all of these are good except conor nate rematch
>>68450958
>>68450991
https://streamable.com/bhma
Can you make webms from the following time frames
a) 4:50- 4:44
b)4:43- 4:37
if this is to big of a time frame, you could splice it, the takedown/guard pull to the spin of the leglock
c) 3:54-3:50
d) 3:30- 3:20
e) 3:00- 2:50
There's a bunch more but that be a good start and thank you again
hi eveybody i'm mike goldberg welcome once again to the ultimate shitposting thread
>>68450491
bunches of different peppers and shit marinating or whatever in sauce or what have you, in a decorative bottle. They make your kitchen look more cuisine-y, I don't know if they actually do anything eating-related, like get eaten.
>Takedowns are points
What did he mean by this?
Rogan's worst commentating performances? Penn-GSP is a huge dick suck fest completely oblivious to the action taking place.
>>68451195
takedowns can end fights or careers
>>68451212
If they do, that's fine. If all they do is take the fight to the ground, it's no different than controlling the center of the octagon. Score on the work they get out of it. Being in position to do so means jack shit if you don't capitalize.
>>68451212
Also, my comment was mainly about back when Goldie and Joe would scream "that's points" every time there was a double leg even though that's not how the 10 point must system works at all.
>>68450629
>>68450739
Pride Wanderlei was the best.
All the best slams were in Pride too, Randleman on Fedor, Rampage on Arona, etc. Cunts got slammed down hard like they wanted to murder. Dont see many thunder of god slams in the ufc.
I also reckon there is also an argument that soccer kicks are better for fighters health in a way. Now in the ufc when someone gets dropped and they are followed to the ground to finish with 'ground n pound' or hammerfist. They routinely get their head bounced off the canvas 20 - 30 times while in a state of concussion before dipshit ref makes a decision. With soccer kicks, its usually one clean shot and the ref instantly waves it off.
>>68451201
Carlos is unironically the Welterweight champion of the world right now. That thief Robbie Lawler is walking around with a paper belt.
>>68451354
The real lineage:
Hendricks => Thompson
Can I get on the heem fc card? I'm a shotokan karate blue belt and I'm pretty fast. I can upload a video of me displaying some technique if you'd like, just put me on the card
>>68451107
>>68451093
Here you go bud.
I can't upload webms from my phone so if you could post em that would be cool.
http://webm.land/media/tmp/ad5c3f37-8d43-47c1-b059-ee5c6c157c1a.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/7d6b3455-4b43-4a55-91d4-cf7069a5fa2a.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/760c4a1f-c516-456d-999b-c8183d1fef9e.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/2230a119-a104-438f-a88d-51b69c3b59f3.webm
Bonus greasing accusation
http://webm.land/media/tmp/a8aa919e-7154-4f94-acbc-41805d33cacf.webm
Perez shaved his legs for this fight
>>68451459
thanks, a lot
one last one, right when Perez gets up and wins, his ankles buckle could you make one last webm of him doing the stanky leg?
>>68451488
I have a theory on why there was a greasing accusation, one lil cheap shot fighters do against grapplers is work up a good sweat before their match, not like to the point of exhaustion but it makes it easier for them to sweat faster, this specially helpful against grapplers,
The flying leg scissors is banned in judo since the 80s when a japanese world champ had a career ending injury getting hit by one. kani basami is the judo name.
>>68451512
Perez is stubborn as hell and rewatching this fight and looking at these webms i am pretty sure he has shorten his MMA career by a couple of years just because he was stubborn enough not to tap, looking at this webm you can see the squeeze on his heels and ankles, he guts it through, this isnt the only time he guts out a heel hook though
Schaub on Lesnar
>"I can box, and I have better jiujitsu. Go ahead and take me down Brock, see how that goes."
He is right you know...
Schaub and Callen are doing a Q&A on Reddit tomorrow.
We must organize and upvote a post asking if Schaub knows about /Heem/ and if he can take Rich Piana in a fight.
>>68451531
I'm a huge Maia fanboy but when you compare his BJJ to Entwistle , Maia is definatlly oriented to compensate for strikes (MMA) Entwistle still has the sport BJJ mentaility and besides the finish>>68450853
where he greedly didnt let go of the leg
here's another example, he uses a double leg under pass, and technically in BJJ ducking your head down like he does, helps block against gi chokes, here in the MMA rule set he is getting his head punched in blocking low with his head
>>68451560
With that though i want to see Entwistle back in the ring because having someone who is a specialist with one move, but having so many set up i think that's worth studying and watching and i hope he can show more of his style, cause he's exciting. and he helps contribute to the evolution of sub grappling .
>>68451560
Maia does it right where he's always trying to work to better/maintain his position, none of that ride or die bullshit
really makes you think...
>>68451584
Maia's been in UFC for what almost 10 years? and he have seen him go through 3 major evolutions. I like to give Entwistle the benefit of the doubt to change and evolve in the next 10 years too. I mean shit we saw Maia go though this entire K-1 stand and bang phase that was boring as hell and lead to a bunch of loses
>>68451488
Sure thing bud
Here's the finish
Part 1
http://webm.land/media/tmp/f84856bb-b556-41ca-b8cf-9f991b27d46d.webm
Part 2
http://webm.land/media/tmp/16b811eb-3a66-449a-9b5d-3d468d8bc82c.webm
Stanky leg
http://webm.land/media/tmp/8243cfa1-6bd9-430c-9a35-4c6ef7b75141.webm
>>68451609
>Comparing a leg lock bum to one of the most talented grapplers of all time
>>68451609
hmm mbby ur right my dude
>>68451543
I'm going to bring it up, see what he says lmao
>>68451631
thanks
when is the next time Perez is fighting i am certain he just cut his career short just like Don Frye's
>>68451591
Based Schaub doing his part and promoting /HEEM/ 1
>>68451691
Won't reddit downvote you for mentioning 4chan?
fuck another brazilian breaks his leg from a leg kick
don't they drink milk down their or some shit?
>>68451706
whatever it takes
>>68451697
Don't think he has a fight scheduled ATM
But yeah that could be a tear or something, hope he has some time to rehab.
Would u mind posting those last 3 webms?
>>68451721
make two questions one about the fight at heem 1 and one about if he knows about heem on 4chan, we'll all just spam it so the message will get put together some how
>>68451721
Nah you gotta mention 4chan so schaub can find us. Just word it slyly, like "do you frequent any other mma forums? I heard 4chan's /heem/ board is trying to setup a fight between you and rich piana"
>>68451728
>tfw you will never have a father figure coach like Matt Hume
>>68451748
>>68451747
>>68451745
>>68451734
>>68451729
>>68451721
>>68451714
>>68451707
>>68451706
>>68451701
>>68451697
>>68451691
>>68451657
Would it kill you people to talk about MMA and not Reddit and bodybuilders?
>>68451752
>>68451748
Don't forget. Extra mushrooms on the burgers
>>68451745
Kek, I might just use what you wrote there man.
>>68451763
This is MMA related god dammit
>>68451765
Has there ever been a full nelson submission in professional MMA?
>>68451784
One of those Pyrrhic victories where you take more damage than the victory is worth.
>>68451795
God damn those hurt like a bitch, but God dammit do they work.
>>68451795
>>68451747
i like to lean on a bench top and do my vacuums better burn desu
>listening to new Schaubcast
>first thing Schaub says is "I want to eat your dick"
i like condit diaz 2
>>68451892
I don't. Condit would wipe him again. Nick doesn't fight intelligently enough to defeat the Natural Born Killer.
He needs a higher tier opponent. The loser of wonderboy / rory perchance.
>>68451909
>wipe him again
>perchance
>>68451892
>>68451909
lol nick is like 1-3 in the ufc
he is a meme fighter
>inb4 hurr durr he was the strike force champ and silva was cheating
>>68451930
>Iceland shit talking the natty GOAT bros.
>>68450491
It's a large plastic bottle of pickled vegetables.
>>68451763
This. /heem/ isn't a chat room. There are so many other place to do this off topic shitposting.
>>68451002
still my boy
>>68451892
I'll take any nick fight at this point. And his suspension is up in august. Get him a fight scheduled damnit!!
>>68452211
This. Shitposting should be mma related
>>68452211
yeah but where else are we going to get on the nerves of autists like you
>>68452211
>/heem/ is a place for MMA discussions and not forced memes and racism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ylzqrVbGCQ
>>68452244
Suck my ass
Why did rampage let Rashad punk him?
>>68450525
If brock wins against hunto in a convincing way does he get an instant title shot?
>>68452094
Scratch that. It's probably a glass bottle.
>>68452260
>muh racism
calm down, gyppo
>>68452260
Give racism a chance
>>68451909
Both rory and wonderboy would literally kill nick
>>68452289
rashad was quite scary at the time
>>68452376
you can't kill nick
https://youtu.be/Q6rjurum0T4
>>68452428
>that shit is still on the air
>>68452433
Go to sleep.
>>68452433
>Jimmy went full cuck
>>68452379
He's still dangerous. He just got unlucky in his last fight. Feels bad man.
>>68452441
i just woke up
>>68452477
You should start your day with a better attitude. Take a deep breath and restart.
Could you beat senjougahara in a fight? Could Brock Lesnar?
>>68452367
>>68452346
>Bjorn and Hoj thinking they have pure heritage
>>68452506
it's hard without anthony there with jimmy
>>68452289
rampage is peaceful. at one with the earth.
it was only for the cameras friend
>>68452428
Based DC.
What's his name, /heem/?
>>68452515
Shut up before I shut you up.
>>68452547
You don't have to be tough all the time dude. It's a beautiful day.
>>68452547
They both got buttrammed by so many dominant countries it's hard to tell if they're mongolians or niggers at this point.
Who /ROSE/ here?
>>68452539
>getting bullied
DC is a liar like Paige Sletten. Tell the truth DC.
>>68452686
I bet you got bullied by wogs in school, skip
>>68452715
there is no such thing as bullying in australia mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs
you get shittalked you shit talk back
Piana posting have to fucking go, its just as retarded as ngannou posting, even worse desu.
>>68452703
>and after I get drunk on beach I go home to my house, best in village!
>>68451930
Someone post this please
http://webm.land/media/tmp/1dbb6884-13fa-414b-b343-624087bebba8.webm
Lmao
>>68452708
>Paige Sletten
wtf that's a norwegian name, why did she change her name to VanZant?
Reminder
If Woodley were not fighting for the title:
>Rory would probably be fighting Carlos Condit to avenge his loss
>Wonderboy would probably be getting a title shot in one of the best matchups of the ages
>>68452795
>>68452776
>>68452013
>>68451954
>>68451944
420dudeweedlmao
>amirite
>>68452796
>wanting to be associated with Nordic cucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7cXjV-2Yw
>''Do you, Syntholius, take Silicona for your wife?''
>''I does.''
>''And do you Silicona, take this bloated roidmonkey for your faithful husband?''
>''Aye.''
>>68452776
Why is nick so based lads?
paige vanzant is the world's tallest midget
I liked it better when Piana was a /fit/ meme.
>>68452882
Fascinating. It's like a real life Jersey Shore
>>68452896
She's not even a midget bro.
Quit acting like you wouldn't.
>>68452844
should've changed her name to Abu Omar instead to rep the british isles
>>68452979
that midget chimp face and midget proportions lol
im watching TUF 5 for the first time and holy shit, its so fucking good
>>68452755
>tfw someone saves your Piana copypasta
thank you
Miesha Tate has a remarkably unpleasant looking face
>>68453143
>TUF 5
was that Penn vs. Pulver or The Comeback? Can't remember
>>68453114
how long do you live with a physique like that?
I mean can a human heart support that roid body for more than 50 years?
>>68452721
>yeah i had to do a /heem/ pose X3 i am random at times :3
>>68453178
penn v pulver
the nate season
>>68453244
Ahh, okay. That season has goat fights.
>>68453211
Just ask Kimbo Slice.
>>68453421
Shut up, Rusev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4PPj2Mkcsw
>>68453445
You wanna bang bro?
>>68451226
It is different because the ground in the octagon is soft while irl a slam is likely to incapacitate you immediately when you hit the concrete.
It's like saying jabs shouldn't score because they don't do any real damage and only set real hits up.
Wait, who is fighting from Estonia?
>>68451354
>Condit beat Lawler
>>68453544
>being schizophrenic
>>68453508
>>68451212
http://i.imgur.com/RvA5VLs.gif
How much is Dana paying Nate to take a dive?
>>68453679
A bit afraid they are paying Hunto not heem the roidbully and let the fat cunt lie on him for 3 rounds.
>>68453749
Wait who's the fat cunt?
>>68453476
why the hell would the ufc book that show for them to go to? watched 30 secs and am like wat the fuck
Does anyone else hope Jon jones gets back on the coke?
He looks like dogshit sober.
>>68453843
Brock
Is UFC 201 going to break 150k buys?
>>68450627
I love uncle Dana
>>68453859
No idea. I got a bit nervous when I saw the interviewer push Robbie, though. Reminded me of that time that reporter tried acting like he could beat up Alistair Overeem.
>>68450905
/heem/
How would Schaub do against Miocic? I think he has the advantage anywhere the fight goes. He has crisp striking with knockout power and probably the second best BJJ in the division as well as solid wrestling. Schaub would also probably be the most athletic and quickest HW on the rooster. He is a terrible stylistic match up for Miocic.
busted my wrist up yesterday hitting the heavy bag, shit sucks
>conor thinks he is going to learn bjj in 2 months
>>68454249
no it's bad
>>68454556
I agree with everything you typed except for Schaub having the second best BJJ in the division. I contend that he has the best BJJ in the entire world.
>>68454556
Who has better Bjj than Schaub? He shut down cyborg fairly handily at metamoris.
Werdums BJJ is a meme. Mark hunt spent a round in there with no problem. Frank can't do shit unless you literally give him your limb. Barnett got choked by some fat neckbeard. Schaub is #1.
>>68451201
>Wonderboy beats Rory
>Wonderboy beats Lawler for the strap
>Wonderboy vs. Condit for 1st title def
Those first two are definite stretches but I just really want to see Wonderboy vs. Condit. Maybe if he puts up a good loss to Rory they'll match him with Condit for #2 contender's rights.
Would you go with ONNIT or PURUSLABS for mixed martial arts gains?
Friendly reminder that Brendan Schaub has never been submitted in mixed martial arts competition.
>>68454653
>Those first two are definite stretches
no they're not
>>68454658
>"Eat the truth"
what the fuck is this?
>>68451354
I rewatched that banger. I had it Condit (1,4) and Lawler (2,5). That third round is probably the hardest I've ever had to score. And even in the 5th, both guys were getting their shit in.
I just try to look past the decision and appreciate how fucking good that fight was.
>>68454708
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/2/10701388/ufc-195-lawler-vs-condit-live-results-play-by-play-ppv-main-card
>>68454731
What's up with MMA journalists and 10-10s
>>68452814
Fuck Woodley
Dude hasn't fought in a year and a half because he thinks he's entitled to a shot, even though he's beaten literally no one except Stun Gun, and now he's holding up the entire division with this courtesy fight.
And now he's backtracking, saying the whole thing wasn't his call because now he's getting heat for it, when in fact he was sitting on his ass campaigning for a fight with Lawler from the second Steakman missed weight.
>>68454731
A title fight should never end in a draw
>>68454789
>he thinks he's entitled to a shot
Dana literally said he was getting the title shot after his fight with Hendricks fell through because Hendricks is a fucking retard
It's ridiculous to blame Woodley for this, who wouldn't rather wait to fight for the world title than risk that shot in a shark tank of a division.
>>68454811
that's just silly talk
>>68454781
It's like moderates saying both sides of an argument are wrong
It's noncommittal and makes you seem more versed in the issue than you really are.
>>68454830
I don't think it's smart to take a title fight if you haven't been the cage in like 17 months
Will we ever see wonderboy vs lawler?
I hope he gets past Rory because I'm pretty sure he heems the blood orc.
And then we can have wonderboy vs condit.
Fuck woodley.
>>68454871
>implying Based Tyron won't beat Robbery Lawler
>>68454871
This weekend's fight is a perfect matchup and I have no idea how it will go down. But I can say that both Rory and Wonderboy can beat Lawler, so either Wonderboy fights him for the belt, or Rory does, Robbie loses, then Robbie fight's Wonderboy for the rematch.
This is all assuming Woodley doesn't get savagely heemed into living death.
>>68454900
>robbery lawler
Tyron is a literal negro who has probably unironically robbed gas stations in his life
>>68454900
What is even based about Tyron besides his beard? That he fell on Condit's leg? Or he managed to weigh in lighter than a manlet from Texas who mainlines bbq sauce?
>>68454900
Bait aside I don't know why people are talking about Lawler vs Woodley like it's a foregone conclusion.
You'd think people would have learned their lesson after 199
>>68454830
Nobody likes a guy who gets gifted a title shot, regardless of who wanted it that way
>"They said, 'Daniel, what do you want?," I said 'I want the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader.' Just give me that nut right now, Bader... The fuck outta here."
>>68450966
Yes, my two favorite podcasts combined watching fights, it was so based
UFC 201:
Robbie Lawler vs Tyron Woodley
Demetrious Johnson vs Wilson Reis
Cláudio Silva vs. Siyar Bahadurzada
César Arzamendi vs. Damien Brown
Michael Graves vs. Bojan Veličković
Francisco Rivera vs. Érik Pérez
Anthony Hamilton vs. Damian Grabowski
Matt Brown vs. Jake Ellenberger
A fight card of badly drawing fighters. Did Dana really think this through?
>>68453577
>http://i.imgur.com/RvA5VLs.gif
kek
>>68455189
>not "smallest dick in the division"
>>68454781
dallas scores 10-10s a lot
but at least he's doing the scoring live
when people are split about 50/50 on who won i don't see why anyone is mad about scoring it a draw live
