Last home series for this homestand for the Sox, and it's with the Tigers once again.
Tonight's matchup: Boyd vs Shields. Sox fans, ready your coping mechanisms, whether it may be alcohol, chinese cartoons, video games, or a combination of the 3.
First pitch slated for 7:10PM CST. Game's on My50 Chicago if you're in the area.
First for pokemon
Did you guys even fill up half your stadium in the last games against the Royals after you humiliated yourselves when the fans decided to show up that one game?
Link mobile stream..
No Meme Harrelson though
>>68437501
>>68437607
>he didn't get MLB Premium for free during the first week of the season
>>68437640
How was that accomplished?
>>68437723
Having T-Mobile as your phone carrier and setting up an account on your phone.
Get a free VPN extension through Firefox/Chrome/whatever and goodbye blackout restrictions.
>>68437788
>T-Mobile
I do not.
>Jason "crazy eyes" Benetti
FUCK OFF ROBIN
>>68437581
30,000 people came to each of those shitty Royals games.
BIG
GAME
JAMES
>tfw the only thing I have to eat is like 2 pounds of red grapes
This sucks.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!
>>68437912
a few million more pounds and you can buy david price I think
BIG
GAME
JAMES
>>68437912
Are they seedless at least?
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE
Will we see a one frame James tonight?
LMAO KINSGOD DOES NOT STOP
>We're paying James Shields ~$30 million to throw batting practice to division rivals
wew lad
WEW LAD!!!
w e ee e e e eeee e w
e
w
>>68437967
Yeah. I don't like red grapes though, I only like green ones.
>giving up a fucking triple to Miguel Cabrera
>>68438041
pleb taste
kek, this fucking team
>cabrera with a triple
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GARCIA IS THE WORST OUTFIELDER IN THE HISTORY OF OUTFIELDS!!!
>Conceding a triple to Miggy
>Shields will be a great 5th starter for the Sox
wew
LMAO
>they fell for the baby miggy meme
lmaoing at you
>James Shields has a 38.57 ERA in the AL
ABSTRACT
>>68438237
Good times.
>>68438084
>weeaboos on /sp/
>>68438245
does that include the 10 runs he gave up in like 2 innings against the mariners
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>68438245
Including his time with the Royals and Rays? Wat.
>tfw we missed facing shields by a day
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kek
>SALTALAMACCHIA WARNING TRACK
>Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.
Even now I curse the day—and yet, I think,
Few come within the compass of my curse,—
Wherein I did not some notorious ill,
As kill a man, or else devise his death,
Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it,
Accuse some innocent and forswear myself,
Set deadly enmity between two friends,
Make poor men's cattle break their necks;
Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,
And bid the owners quench them with their tears.
Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,
And set them upright at their dear friends' doors,
Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly,
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more
>trading for james fucking shields
>He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Could have been worse I guess.
is his career over
>>68438460
>>68438486
Know any other team that will fucking take him? None are coming to mind.
>He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool
>>68438538
What did you trade to get him?
>swinging at ball 4
expected but still pisses me off, youre leading off faggot
>>68438578
2 AAA scrubs. Not a total loss.
>>68438621
Plus we took on half of his remaining contract, which is about $30 million.
>>68438621
>not a total loss
Except he is going to continue losing you games.
>>68438648
And considering that the Sox are eating Donk's contract and the money that was for LaDunn is going to him, the Sox still get fucked over.
>>68438696
>forcing your player to retire because your management are a bunch of killjoys
top kek
Here we go again
>>68438763
His piss awful batting average wasn't doing him any favors either.
Kek
Gg Sox
Based Tigers
Can we play Chicago every game?
>RISP with no outs
Of course. At least Latos was streaky. Shields is just plain bad.
So what's next for the Sox. Are they gonna go after Timmy L?
How is it even possible for someone to be this bad?
>>68439003
>he signed with the Angels
Fuck I'm behind on the times.
inb4 Danks comes back
>>68439020
I'm pretty sure I'd pitch worse than him, to be fair.
>>68439041
>sox fans in charge of paying attention to baseball
Maybe if you quit jerking it to cartoon girls all day you would know.
>>68439046
Don't sell yourself short.
RIP in peace Sox
Just Doubles Martinez
LOL
hahahaha
Maybin is so fucking based
we need some memes of him
Kind of feel bad for shields but fuckem
Go tigers
>>68439170
Based brad
Well we knew it'd bad but yeesh
Almost makes you miss Danks.
is burdi ready yet? I hear louisville got knocked out of the tournament early somehow.
Are grapes carbs?
>they traded for james shields
still lmaoing
>>68438326
>tfw Fulmer vs roylels
good feel
How many managers go from basically fired to based before the all star game like based brad?
>>68439245
No? Maybe? Partially?
If fruit was a carb why does it have its own section of the food pyramid?
>>68439245
>sugar
yes family, yes
>>68439339
This is kind of what I was thinking. Maybe they're like the chicken of carbs, like they don't count you know?
>>68439228
danks did nothing wrong
he would have won a couple games against the royals already
also he hadn't gone less than 4.1 innings since May 3 2015
also he has a lot of starts where he gives up 5 or 6 runs, but a lot of starts where he gives up less than 3 also
anyway, my hope that robin will actually be fired is rising, that's good at least
>>68439170
Cameron "Ted Williams" Maybin need a face blend.
>>68439041
I hope he does at this point
>>68439436
Yeah. That's pretty what we got going for us.
Looks like reevaluation is already in the talks.
Just gotta keep holding on.
Is Matt Boyd any good? I missed his last two starts.
>>68439682
He's looked decent this year. He was dealing in AAA and has been about average in MLB.
>>68439682
jurys still out imo
>>68439228
really makes you think...
jason coats is absolute trash
>>68439682
Rule of thumb: Any starting pitcher facing the Sox is an Ace, regardless if it's true or not.
thank FUCK i switched teams to the Cubs last month, White Sox are terrible
>>68439743
>>68439757
Does Norris have his shit together in Toledo yet?
Be nice to release Pelshit.
>>68439682
his last two starts he took no-nos into the 5th or 6th, his issue is his pitch count gets into the 80s and 90s around the 5th or 6th as well, meaning more time for our iffy bullpen to fuck around. Promising for sure, and a vast improvement on what Sanchez was dealing.
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
So uh, Melky definitely should have caught that right?
>>68439820
He had a shaky start apparently last time out
>the city of the white sox outfield "defense"
Holy fuck how is your outfield this fucking bad Sox?
>>68439900
Every part of this team is bad.
>>68439900
We would like to know that as well.
Even if Ajax was here, it wouldn't be significantly better.
Comment on this post if you hereby agree that the team should be renamed to the Detroit Based Brads
>>68439967
>>68439983
>as garcia calls off his second baseman and the ball drops in
Kek. It's fuckinf yakkety sacks: the outfield.
is an brad an athlete?
What in the ever loving fuck was that.
Sox stop. I'm dying here. Please, no more.
>the city of chicago
there
are
no
words
rip who sux fans
>>68440104
At least you'll die with a smile on your face.
this might actually be the worst white sox team we've seen yet boys
>shitcago whitesux
>>68440128
we're here forever
can this old fuck cure the cancer that is the white sox?
>>68440128
We're still here though.
Really can't even be sad or mad at this team now. Just sort of watch and wait for robin to get fired and try again.
top kek
Based Nick.
It's crazy to think he isn't a completely awful defender anymore. Below average is unironically a huge positive for this team.
>>68440348
>tfw this image isn't used anymore
until he is busted for roids
HURRAY
JUST 5 MORE RUNS TO GO
Hey White sox, do you have someone as sexy as pic related?
Abroo is hot
>boyd
How come Abreu only hits dingers against us now?
abroo might really be back
too bad about everyone else
JOSAVIOR
Saving us from the shutout
Baby steps boys let's go
Hey White Sox, do you have someone as badass as pic related?
This nigga always gives up a HR
>>68440602
tbf so does JV
>letting shields face the middle of the order again
Sox u craycray
>>68440472
He just hit one off the royals yesterday
It also prevented the shutout.
>>68440480
Go figure huh.
Man I love waking up and spending my hours before work watching WSB.
Big Guy got his ERA down to 25
Going to be a great night at work.
>>68440657
JV gave up his own home run all over Kate's back
>>68440725
any detroitbros been to the new penguin exhibit? I've heard it's really cool
>>68440707
Shhhhh robin is trying to get fired at this point.
We just bide our time and wait. Then we'll eventually stop being the laughstock of the central with the twins.
Though to be honest, it'd probably take am entire regime change too.
Fucking KW.
>>68440776
>white sox fans actually believe this
>>68440772
No. Really wanna go though.
>>68440772
Going next week!
>>68440772
>>68440829
Do they allow two Emperor Penguins to fight over territory?
JD
D
>>68440946
I don't think emperor penguins are territorial.
Also I don't think they have emperor penguins. They have king penguins, macaroni, and one or two other kinds.
>>68440946
Although I think this new penguin exhibit is one of the biggest in the country, I don't believe the Detroit Zoo has any emperor penguins, sorry :(
they have little guys like rockhoppers and such
>doll-sized T-shirt giveaway
Why? What?
>>68440817
What's the problem? You don't think Robin actual deserved a job do you?
Man avi in the field is nightmarish. Simply.
I'm having thoughts of wondering if Ejohnson was better than this.
So much for Coop fixing em I guess.
>>68441015
just motherfucking dongers
>>68441047
One step closer to Anime Night at the Park.
>>68441069
Your team would still be shit with a different manager desu. Same thing with the people calling into 97.1 thinking we could win the WS if we fired Ausmus.
>>68441042
Oh yeah I forgot about rockhoppers. Love those little guys.
>>68441130
valenti and foster was fucking awful today
Fucking kill yourself Robin you piece of fuck.
>Aviles
>>68441130
Yeah but that's why I said FO. Obviously KWs cheap Band-Aid tactics do not work a bit.
Need a complete regime change to save this team.
>>68441146
Yeah it was. Holy fuck about the muh guns shit.
Give it a rest Mike, you fucking homo.
>>68441130
Those people have been strangely quiet the last couple weeks.
>>68441146
Didn't listen. what happened?
I like Valenti and Foster both. Listened for years. HOWEVER, the have gone too far with the memes.
Half the fucking show is drops, sirens, and gay ass songs now.
I blame fucking sullivan, that balding fuck
>>68441219
Fuck man I usually love Mike but if he was doing that all show then thank goodness I didn't listen.
Holy fuck a scoreless inning
That's gotta be a little victory for shields
Baby steps. Really all we can do now.
>>68441234
Mike bitched about guns and Republicans because obviously that's why those fags were killed, not because of Islamic terrorism.
>>68441356
lol blame republicans. The guy was a registered democrat for fucks sakes.
>>68441234
We need Diesel back to make Valenti and Foster great again. Sully is shit.
WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>68441427
He didn't say it, but you can tell he wanted to.
Mike is reddit as fuck sometimes.
God dammit Boyd.
DIO
Boy I didn't even know if he'd ever hit an HR against non jays opponents
IT'S DAT BOYD
>>68441432
So true. Sullivan is annoying as fuck
coats is nightmarish at the plate
Really need a better backup player than Aviles if they're all in desu
>>68441234
Yeah, I think the siren and many of the drops are pretty funny when used at the right time, but sometimes they can go way overboard with it. But the Tom Gores drops from Chauncey's number retirement kill me every time. Some of the songs are pretty good but it seems lately like they're starting to move on from them
I'm pretty sure they can get away with it because aren't they by far the #1 show in the Detroit area? Plus Mike just signed a huge ass major contract with the station.
Sully fucking sucks
>>68441629
I like the "I'm Charles Rogers" drop.
And yeah, they have the biggest show by far.
>>68441629
I like the Donald Sterling, Jacob williamson and Nick saban ones.
>>68441721
lmao I had to look up jacob williamson to see that he is the kabaragoya kid.
I don't think they've really played that one much since Jimmy Bentley left. What ever happened to him?
>>68441629
Man I just googled about his contract and holy shit Mike got fat as fuck.
>>68441871
That summer (2014 i think?) was some of the funniest shit ever. The kabaragoya drops went on for days.
Let's take a tally
Looking back at the nightmare seasons of 13',14',etc and this season, which would you rather have?
Eaton or Wise/de Aza/Jordans?
Avi or Rios?
Melky or Viciedo?
Abreu or Old Paulie?
Lawrie or Beckham?
Anderson/saladino or Alexei?
Fraz or Morel/conor?
Avila/navarro or Flowers/Now to?
...shuck/coats or Dunn?
When you look back, you'd probably almost pick the current and yet they're playing as bad as the old. Nutsos.
90% sure the White Sox will win it
>James Shields just threw a 1-2-3 inning
>>68442007
I'm not sure the Sox are capable of scoring more than three runs.
>>68441981
>Alexei
2013,2014, or 2015 Alexei.
>andershit
back to AAA when
Although i do like when they do the two real and one fake story game with Foster's stories. Wish they did that more often.
Here we go
>>68441981
eaton
rios
melky
abreu
beckham
alexei
frazier
flowers
dunn
Abroo pls
Get Boyd the fuck out of there Brad.
Based Abroo
>Abroo doesn't run into a double play when it matters
Holy shit.
Imagine how good Boyd might be if he would stop imploding
>>68442256
>>68441981
This just reminded me. How's Carlos San doing? Can he give Lawrie a sabbatical?
Josavior!
Chipping away. Dont know if it'll pay off but do it anyways!
>It's a Brad episode
Get Greene
>>68442479
awwww
Boyd got switched out before Shields
Madness
>>68442538
Based brad
>Bobby Parnell
>>68442538
This.
Why the fuck is literally who pitching when we have Greene?
>>68442533
he's been pretty meh (shit) at charlotte this season
probably still better than lawrie(shit) though
>inb4 people blame brad when our garbage bull pen blows a game
You nerds into anything but anime?
I'm taking my mtg binder to work tonight to make adjustments to my GW voltron commmander deck, I just bought a Moat with my ot/holiday pay.
Frazier is so unbelievably bad.
>>68442714
>panicking over a 3 run lead
Now you know how we feel when the Sox are leading.
Oh, and now it's 2.
>>68442789
Dunn all over again
>1 run game now
DAAAAAAYUM SON
>it's a brad ausmus mismanages the bullpen and loses the game episode
what's happening lads
>>68442733
I can blame Brad for pitching literally who instead of Greene or Sanchez.
>>68442832
>it's a never give credit to ausmus when doing well but blame him for every loss type of fan
It's a good thing Aviles had the bases loaded and got runs in
>tyler danish warming up
fucking why
>8 man bullpen
put in fucking danish
just what the fuck, fucking robin man
>opponents score 2
>sox score 1
>opponents score 13
>sox score 11
Send Boyd down and call up Norris
C L U T C H T E L L A N O S
Based Nick.
Let's go JD.
>>68443092
Funny way of spelling release pelfrey
He gone
So it becomes a 1 run game now and Robin puts in... Danish?
Yeah hes just trying to get fired at this point.
Fuck. He's out.
>>68443126
I'm sorry but this shit is why I love seeing your team fall apart.
Inb4 double play
>danish STILL pitching
>>68443284
It's JUSTin Upton. Calm down
U P T O N
P
T
O
N
THE MADMAN!!!!!
>acrually letting upton get a hit
This guy is shit sox, you should trade him.
>>68443332
You were saying?
Man these callups have not been working well for us so far.
>>68443332
'no'
Why do you guys think firing a manager would suddenly improve a teams winning % ? Have none of you every played baseball or watched for more than this season?
>>68443396
Fans of all teams do that shit. Just look at the asumus out brigade. Fucking pathetic
>>68443332
Unjusted
>picture of smug Upton in a Tigers uniform nowhere to be found for some reason. use your imagination.
what an easy ass game smdh
>>68443461
Who is worse? Bees or rbo?
>>68443396
It's a whiny minority I think. You don't notice the rest of us because we aren't saying anything.
>>68443396
because robin just put in a AA callup who had a 5era (in fucking AA) into a 1 run game even though he has looked unsurprisingly like total crap in both his major league appearances and robin had an 8 man bullpen to work with all rested after an 8 inning performance by the starter yesterday
>>68443442
I know. Personally I don't think he's very good but you can't really put all the blame on him for the bullpen. It's just so dumb to bitch about that.
>>68443543
wait, fuck me, Q was 2 days ago wasn't it
>>68443396
4 years of Robin Ventura will do that.
hope one day the white dox win the wild card or some shit, fan of the team actually
>>68443548
I actually think Brad isn't that bad but people highlight the few mistakes here and there but never speak up to give him credit.
Leyland did stupid moves too but everyone was jerking it off to him when calling for ausmus to get fired.
>>68443543
When you put it like that yes but who do you want him to bring in? He doesn't have really any reliable arm he can trust rn.
God, that last out was frightening.
>>68443669
The same people were saying #LeylandOut every year Leyland was in charge anyway.
Some people just need something to complain about.
>>68443621
the rest of the points still stand though, Rodon went 6 anyway, so bullpen still rested
>>68443674
anyone but albers is more reliable
>>68443669
>>68443714
No one ever blamed the front office for ever making at least a league average bullpen. Maybe they actually win the WS on 2012-2013
>bobby parnell
who?
>Parnell still in
>>68443812
I blame them all the time for drafting and developing like ass
>le draft 6'8" fireballer who doesn't know how to pitch
I mean God fucking damn they did it again in the first round this year
>Alex Wilson warming up
>>68443953
Bees how has China been?
>>68443812
Yep, Dombrowski was great for us, but it's pretty sad he couldn't build a decent bullpen even once.
Good game Sox
>>68444088
i havent been in years, doing masters in US
>parnell
FUCKKKKING BRADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>This game has been going on for 2.5 hours and it's still the 6th inning
>1 run game again
DSNB
tigers are not confident enough to not colapse tbH
>>68443996
>>68444118
Yeah dombrowski was kinda underrated at times for making moves on the fly but they always drafted the same type of player that never panned out
If the offense can bestow upon the pitching staff the confidence-boost of a 7-run comeback, maybe they'll get their fucking shit together.