USA Soccer is about to lift their biggest trophy ever.
We're the best team in the western hemisphere, how does that make you feel?
Well at least isn't Argentina.
Feels neat
suicidal
>>68436478
Uswho?
The ones who got kicked out of WC14 by lowly Belgium?
>>68436506
Quick , how do we beat Argentina?
>>68436478
you aren't tho
Kill yourself fatass USA faggots should kill themselves
Indifferent.
Let me know when the Olympics roll around so I can give a shit about Team USA.
>>68436478
Don't really care
>>68436553
You are the last person that should be talking about WC14.
You got beat by Costa Rica, a team we beat 4-0 this week in competition
What percentage of Americans are able to name just a single member of the team?
>>68436567
We are , roach. We are already in the quarter finals.
Equador is about to get smashed in Seattle in 2 days
>>68436478
What trophy?
>>68436662
Probably a handful. I can only because of shitheads on /sp/. I can't name three though.
>>68436671
This one. Copa America.
Its older than the World Cup
>>68436662
Tim Howard
Clint Dempsey
Alex Morgan
>>68436608
Tch, tch, tch, no need to be so salty, anon. Look. This is how you do it.
But hey, feel free to call me back the day US has the same amount of trophies Italy has (and I meant REAL trophies, no Gold Crap shit).
...shall we say around 2036?
>>68436601
you should
it would be biggest thing in history of american sports
>>68436697
It's older than the World Cup, only includes teams from North and South America, and we've never won it? lmao
>>68436722
It wouldn't even be the 3rd biggest thing in the history of Team USA.
1. Miracle on Ice
2. Michael Phelps wins 8 golds
3. Dream Team
>>68436722
this is not a sport it's a bunch of undersized non-athletes running around on grass doing effectively nothing for the enjoyment of half-retards
>>68436553
>WC14
That was the one where Italy didn't even make it out of the group stage, right?
>>68436722
The Dream Team was a much bigger deal than Copa Chicano 2016.
>>68436751
No it only includes South America. Its our first time in it
>>68436753
>Michael Phelps
>not Jesse Owens
wew lad
>>68436593
show some pride you xenophilic chimp
>>68436785
>it only includes South America
Then why are we in it?
>>68436593
You have to go back
>>68436814
He's up there too tbqhwyf. You can find loads of American sporting moments that trounce anything the soccer teams have ever done.
>>68436830
Because they want money from Fox and USA fans.
We also need to play giants like Brazil and Argentina to get better too so everybody wins
Even Spain is technically part of the Western Hemisphere, I don't know why people keep using that expression like it just refers to the Americas
>>68436720
The USA would beat you right now if we played in 2 days.
This italty team is so shit. The worst team they ever sent. Its no wonder Costa Rica beat them.
Nobody cares about Belgium except you , it just means that they're young and choke alot
Vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478910
>>68436753
>>68436782
only relevant sports count
>>68436903
Because Spain hasn't been relevant since the Armada was destroyed?
>>68436903
It's just become another way of saying "the Americas", kind of like how people say "Britain" to mean the UK even though it includes other islands too.
Soccer isn't relevant.
I can't wait for the USA USA USA
>>68437074
The old queen Elizabeth fucked 'em good, eh?
>>68437205
Was this when we beat Poortugal?
>>68437342
that never happened
ok, how's that? are they already in the final? I haven't been following Copa Irrelevante
>>68437372
Sure it did, we won 2-2.
holy shit a USA vs MEX would by amazing, Hillary would go with Mexico
>>68437376
We won our group and have a layup in the semis. Pretty much guaranteed the trophy at this point.
>>68437404
Mexico will BTFO by Argentina by then unfortunately.
>>68437426
I like your positivity
>>68437037
Soccer isn't relevant here and the rest of the world isn't relevant.
How big is the trophy? Like literally, in terms of size?
Also, why is the World Cup trophy so small?
>>68436949
> USA talks shit about a sport they can't even name correctly
> With Italia of all teams
> The team that everyone with a fragment of brain cell knows to be the most tricky to play
> They literally play calcio like Napoleonic soldiers fought wars
> You're never sure to have them until you do, and even then you can't be sure
> All relevant UEFA teams know this shit for fact, don't take the fucking divequeens lightly. Ever. Lelgium learned just that.
> Meanwhile amerifat is glad that his team is beating scum class poor as fuck SA teams
Ask me how I know you don't know shit
>>68438252
>> USA talks shit about a sport they can't even name correctly
You bitch about "soccer", but you have no problem using the word "calcio" in the same post....
>Implying
>>68437342
when you beat Ghana
>>68438345
Because Calcio defines the way Italians play the game. Like their catenaccio or the beau jeu for the frenchies
Btw, Italians are a relevant Football team, they have the right to call it how the fuck they want.
On the other hand, I can't see any star on your shirts
>>68438345
Other countries call it soccer too, but only we get shit for it
![Lionel-Messi-130801-LAughing-R300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/exCVjSp.jpg "Lionel-Messi-130801-LAughing-R300[1].jpg")
>>68436478
>>68438488
straya, animuland and maple leafs don't pretend like they know what they're talking about though
>You'll never support Québec in a Copa
>>68438252
>>68438466
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_football
Both "soccer" and "football" are shorthand for the real name of the sport, fuckface.
>>68438488
desu you've got enough nukes to destroy the Earth ten times over so we take petty jabs whenever we can. No bully.
>>68438584
Yet it's called FIFA and UEFA, not FISA and UESA
Why are there so many soccer threads up this week? It's pretty disgusting tbqh
>>68437393
kek you now remember that last minute goal from Varela
>>68438869
There are two international tournaments going on. Meanwhile, NFL training camps don't start til next month, the NBA Finals have been boring and are basically over, hockey ended last night, and it's only June so why should anybody care about baseball?
>>68438897
> Every time
>>68436478
Welcome to planet Earth culture US Bro
>>68437119
I've never really heard anyone use the expression (outside of Geography class) because it's not an especially useful one.
What does it tell you that "Americas" doesn't?
To me it seems like something you'd only use if you were trying to over-inflate the importance of something.
>>68438466
>Because Calcio defines the way Italians play the game
Calcio is literally just their word for soccer, it doesn't define anything.
>>68439297
Used in the context of speaking other than Italian languages it defines the way italians play football.
At least in countries with an actual football culture, not the ones that discovered theirs in, at best, 1994.
