LET THE QUARTERFINALS COME
n-no pls
>>68431966
It's your destiny. You have to face it. Loew's crotch magic will lead you forward.
it's time for some fucking revenge, you defeatist fucking german shits
you better crush some spaghettios this time around
Gott strafe das treulose Italien
>>68431966
>>68431999
>>68432098
Cucks.
I hope we face Italy and beat them once and for all.
we will eventually beat them, we just have to keep trying, right?
>>68432183
worst allie will always be our boogey man
I'll be here watching.
>>68432183
We can't.
It's a curse.
>>68431944
>Quarterfinals
If Germany and Italy both win their group they can meet in the Final at the earliest
>>68432253
Of course, since Brazil got kicked out by fucking Peru.
>>68431944
>>68432309
>implying Italy will win against Sweden and Ireland
So Team numer 2 of the Poland, Germany, Ukraine, N. Ireland team gets to play with team number 1 from the "Italian" group?
Shit Lewnadowski better get his shit together in 3 days.
>can't even fucking conquer greece on their own
>have the wehrmacht do it, delaying our advance to the east
>always beat us in big tournaments
>always unfriendly, make us shitty pizza because they hate germans for some fucked up reason
>steal our women
worst. "ally". ever.
>>68432382
ZÜRICH MENTIONED
>>68432382
I chuckled a little
YOU MONSTER
>>68432382
is it time for 6 years old memes?
>>68432309
But we're on your way :
>>68432382
too soon
>>68432431
>always unfriendly, make us shitty pizza because they hate germans for some fucked up reason
That's so fucking wrong.
Italian pizzeria owners are among the friendliest people on earth.
>steal our women
That's also wrong, not even because they couldn't, but they don't want to.
Who would want a German girl if you can have a Italian signora?
Also funfact: My brother's wife is Italian.
>>68431944
We don't have to. Spain beat them for us r-right guise?
>>68432431
i actually like italians and never had bad experiences with them
russians on the other hand..
>>68432309
No.
http://ultra.zone/UEFA-EURO-2016-Group-Stage#group=a
>>68432712
I had bad experiences with both of them.
t. Hitler
>>68432382
from Mussolini to Balotelli we will always ruin the German
>>68432821
t. Varus
>watching Italians rape Germans in football
it never gets boring
>>68432805
>>68432476
oh my poor sides
that fucking match made me realize why I fucking hate italian football.
4 yellow cards and several borderline fouls in one game. how can anyone respect them?
and the rude fucking dives... atleast the referee wasnt a retard
>>68432382
wew lad
>>68432821
>Spaghetties 2014
>>68432986
>the moment Italy slips up Germany wins the WC
you're making my point Hans
>>68432986
>Italy still unironically being three times better than bongland
>>68433051
:ddddd FUGG
>>68432942
It's dirty but it works most of the time.
>>68433092
cute tonk
>>68432382
I don't get it
>>68433093
mmm you like dirty uh? Silly german, you want my shit all over your face uh? Ask for it you dirty pig, say you want my shit all over your face
>>68432430
No, second team from our group plays with second team from group A.
>>68433126
i-it's not like I wanted to be called cute, too or anything
b-baka zigeuner-kun
>>68431944
If they beat Germany, Spain will wreck them again.
>>68433149
Robert Enke was a german goalie.
He killed himself by jumping in front of a train.
>>68433051
>>68433173
fuck you
Germany have 4 WCs, 3 Euros
I DEMAND RESPECT
>>68431944
germany is too superior this time
belgium was just a meme
>>68433210
Wiesel-chan has a pretty big 'gun' for such a little scout-tank. :3
>>68433246
His last catch was the hardest one.
>>68433290
nazis are bad people and should not ever be respected
>>68432902
delet!
>>68433294
>big
It's cute and feminine gun, anon.
>>68432942
We have big guys and we are not afraid to bring friends to crush the enemy team with no survivors
>>68432712
>>68432635
Northern Italy is your friend, we should be like best pals
The south on the other hand...
>>68433321
you literally invented fascism, luigi
>tfw I always cheer for Germany when Italy get kicked out in a tournament
I don't really feel bad when Italy wins against them though
>>68432942
Nice pasta, pasta is of course fitting when speaking about Italy.
BA DUMM TSS
>>68433418
I assume it was meant as a joke. Surely nobody could be that English in terms of self-deception.
>>68433291
YEAH YOU SAY THIS NOW AND IN THE END YOU WILL STOMP US AGAIN.
AIN'T FALLING FOR THAT SHIT FREDO
SAY
MY
NAME!
>>68433474
AYY good one, m88
Will my sides ever recover?
>>68433414
Your south is our east. We understand. Trust me, we understand.
/FASCISM/ WHEN?
>>68433414
t. sud tyrolean scum
>>68433465
This
Germany is the best rival
>>68433568
le reddit man
>tfw morons are already honking in the streets after 1 match
>>68433625
>democracy in charge of keeping up with #DictatorSwagggg
>>68433414
>Northern Italy
>Half the pop is Southern anyway
>>68433414
Ich bin ein Süditaliener und kann Deutsch sprechen. Kannst du das, du sheiß Nord-Katzelmacher?
>>68433585
>Your south is our east. We understand. Trust me, we understand.
Süditalien, bestes Italien. Hast du ein Problem? GEH WEITER
>>68433714
tbf, it was pretty much the most important match in your group
you practically have already won the group with this win today
>implying you will have any problems with ireland and sweden
>>68433714
>facepalm
>clearly a browpinch
ireland confirmed for retarded
>>68433568
That dude who was photographed with his own wine and who grew a beard and was good at football.
Also, I think there was a Swede on /sp/ who liked to fantasise about him with cum in his beard.
>tfw you weren't alive the last time Germany played Italy
>>68433821
>four year olds are allowed to post here now
I'm getting too old for this
>>68433781
Ich bin ein Süddeutscher und kann kein Italienisch sprechen :(
>this glorious german-italian banter
I love watchin italy. Buffon bonucci chiellini barzagli de rossi <3
>>68433859
:(
>>68433859
Ich bin West-Deutscher und hab Niederländisch und Französisch inner Schule gelernt.
STEP
IT
UP.
>>68433781
Heim ins Reich.
t. Heinrich VI.
>>68433714
>implying Sweden and Ireland are a real threat
we're in, brah
>Italy
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO SAY SORRY
>mfw Italia beats Germany when no other teams could
>mfw France wins against Italia in a meme match like Euro 2000
>mfw Spain wins the Euro playing boring football and doing nothing but 1-0 for all the tournament
>>68433895
Are drugs involved in this gameshow?
>this fucking captcha
>>68433781
Post the webm from 1992.
You know which one...
>>68433916
>
>
>
>>68433904
Je parle un peu de francais
>>68433916
>1228
>Deutschland
>Germans literally being a minority
>>68433781
Who's fucking care about learning German? You don't need a language to have something in common and me and you are the proof of that
>>68433714
what everyone asked for was to at least make it out of the group, and with this victory they pretty much secured it
>>68433414
damn memes you polentone di merda
>>68434005
>2016
>France
>French literally being a minority
Look, mum! I can meme, too!
>>68433859
ich bin ein Kroatisch und ich gehe nach Deutschland nächste Jahre :>)
>>68433916
neiß
>>68434056
I wasn't meming.
>>68434061
Ustase pride worldwide, fäm.
>>68434061
Du bist Kroate
>>68434035
I learn German so I can move there.
t. Gastarbeiter
>>68433714
Well you people are quite emotional afterall.
>tfw I was on Sardinia when Italy won the worldcup 2006
Honking for 3 days and nights straight.
>>68434061
Lerne erst mal vernünftiges Deutsch, Mirko
>>68434035
>warum ist Kenntniss so wichtig?
>warum kann ich nicht in Scheiß schwimmen und können wir nicht unseinander töten
t.Nord-Neger
Tim Wiese digesting the Angst to play against Italy by driving il Lambo.
>>68434095
die Kroate oder der Kroate?
>>68434115
>tfw I was on vacation in the Netherlands and watched the game in a pub being laughed at with my lad
>>68433585
>Your south is our east. We understand
The south of Italy it actually way worse. Mafia is like planned economy.
>>68434134
der Kroate (a male Croat)
die Kroatin (a female Kroat)
Pls be a qt Kroatin
>>68433971
>>68434134
Der Kroate. (Mann)
Die Kroatin. (Frau)
Du bist ein Kroate.
Du bist eine Kroatin.
>>68434167
I guess he will soon be a Kraut lol
>>68433904
>in der schule aufpassen
HAHAHAHAHA
>>68434120
ich lerne Deutsch für ein Jahre, Hans
ich habe A1 Prüfung letzte Samstag bestanden :>)
>>68434210
Bist du eine fleißige Fachkraft?
>>68434146
HALT DIE FRESSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Fhg7EP0pw
>>68434210
*Ich
*ein Jahr
*Ich
*habe die
*letzten
Da besteht wohl jeder oder was hier los.
>>68434240
>implying I said anything about the beauty about your country
top noch reading comprehension giovanni
Say my name!
>>68434240
Literally a GDR that lucky to have good weather.
>>68433948
wahrscheinlich
>>68434061
gooood
If we need one thing in Germany it's deffo more war criminals.
>>68434227
Ich studiere Elektrotechnik, ich bin 4. Jahre, ein mehres(?) Jahre bis meine abfahrt für Deutschland :>)
>>68434297
:3
>>68434300
GDR hat doch die beste Deutsche Filme, du undankbarer Mensch. Sie sind auch weißer.
>>68434210
Stay away from the Ruhr Valley, Cologne, Berlin, Bremen, Brandenburg, Meck-Pomm, Thuringia, Saxony-Anhalt, Offenbach, Saarland and Rhineland-Palatinate and you're golden.
Next level cancer is going on there.
>>68434349
>ein mehres(?) Jahre
ein weiteres jahr?
>>68434372
>GDR hat doch die beste Deutsche Filme
naja
>>68434372
I'm merely memeing with you, my man.
OFFICIAL BEST BIG CITIES IN ITALY I'VE BEEN TO* POWER RANKING
1. Florence
2. Milano
3. Pisa
4. Rome
5. Verona
6. Venice
7. Arezzo
.
.
10001. Turin
.
10000002. Genova
.
.
900000000000000000000001. Napoli
*all others are irrelevant
>>68434413
Ich habe Recht uezs
>>68434453
se parigi avesse il mare
sarebbe una piccola bari
>>68434453
turin is the best one, get fuckt niggercraut
>>68434299
Adolf Hitler.
>>68434422
:3
>>68434380
ah, du bist richtig.
>>68434378
Ich gehe woher ich musse für mein Arbeit
>>68433290
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE OUR RESPECT UNTIL YOU WILL DEFEAT US
NEVER EVER
>this thread
>you will never share casual banter exchanges with other countries that share the same continent as you and instead you are surrounded by retards everywhere
Im pasty white and have platinum blonde hair/blue eyes. Which country should I apply for citizenship, duders?
>>68434498
Never been to Bari, but are you implying Bari is full of Arabs and Africans?
>>68434499
lol no
Although my perception of the city might have been a bit skewed by the weather, it rained on both days I was there.
>>68434240
CAN SHE EVEN PRETEND TO BE ABLE TO FEEL EMOTIONS?
>hunny have you downloaded the new Human_Gestures add on?
>ja
>/smile pls
>pic related
>>68434453
I've been all over Italy and Turin's by far the best one (also the one that looks the most French, incidentally).
>>68434588
You say you're white so that means you can't get into Europe.
Try South America, Argentina, Chile, Uruguay or so.
>>68431944
>mfw my team scored the second goal
>mfw we won
>>68434535
>Ich gehe woher ich musse für mein Arbeit
Fall bloß nicht auf den Fachkräftemangel rein
>>68434499
I've been to Turin and it looks bland as fuck. Too many wide avenues, no emphasis on the monuments
>>68434378
>Rhineland-Palatinate
>not based
It's the whitest and most naturally beautiful state in Western Germany, you cuck
>>68434499
>>68434614
>the "grey" city
>the italian london
>good
are you trying to ruse me?
>>68433777
Trips of Truth confirm
>>68434453
Venice is pigeon shit.
Even Vivaldi (the most based Venetian who ever lived) thought it was shit and that Mantua was better.
>>68432382
>Roman Enke's suicide was 7 years ago
>>68434588
in a v4 country (poland, czech rep, slovakia or hungary)
>>68434661
>no jobs
>people still eat dogs on cold winter nights
>Eifel inbreds
>American nigger soldiers cucking you with your village slags all day
Nah, it's shite.
>>68433859
>Ich bin ein
Rapefugee detected
>>68434697
>Roman Enke
>ROMAN
triggered
>>68434588
Angola
>>68434641
Wass machen die Deutsche etwa Balkaner?
>>68434661
Rheinland-Pfalz and Saarland are literally the East Germany of West Germany
>>68434710
>t. I've never been to RLP
stay cucked
>>68434682
>are you trying to ruse me?
Nah. But eh, de gustibus et coloribus. We have a different architectural culture in France than in Italy. i can't stand overly colourful architecure Though Italy's not nearly as offensive as Germany in that respect.
>>68434710
We can take it off your hands.
>>68433290
>your NT will forever be remembered as the losing side of the match of the century
cuck
>>68434780
I know enough Pfälzer to know you're the Fliesentisch in the living room that is Germany.
>>68434762
>>68434710
>these uneducated ronnys
I'm not even that guy from RLP, but it really is one of the best states in Germany for many reasons.
It also has the most beautiful girls becaus of that mixed German/French DNA
The only thing that is maybe missing, is a major city (the biggest is Mainz, which has like 200k inhabitants), but that's actually a good thing in many ways as well
>>68434876
>mixed German/French DNA
You mean that mixed Frankish-Frankish DNA? Whoah, sure is mixed.
Utter buffoon.
>>68434750
Sorry don't understand your question and I'm actually going to sleep now. But don't feel intimidated by the stuff we're writing. I think you're good.
>>68434876
>the shithole of Bremen
that's what a decades long rule of SPD does I guess
>>68434876
>also has the most beautiful girls becaus of that mixed German/French DNA
you sound like a scientist
this guy is right >>68434710
RLP is full of inbreds. I acutally worked their. People there are Abschaum/Fallobst.
>>68434876
>tfw NRW
Nuke the Pott and we'd uniranically be south Germany tier.
God, I hate that cesspool.
>>68434911
Hasn't that part of Germany basically been ethnically replaced with pseudo-Germans scrapped from Slavlands ? I was under the impression our side of the Rhine was ironically more "German" than the other.
>>68434299
Aidetic Boris Becker.
>>68434727
fucking hell, my brain mixed Roman Weidenfeller and Robert Enke together, i'm drunk though
>>68434588
Niger
Where does the meme of RLP having a high unemployment rate come from?
It's at 5% (Germany's overall rate is at 4.7%)
Quite average.
You guys really need to get out your basements a bit more often.
>>68435023
Nuke Mönchengladbach too, I feel like only salafists and Turks live here, some Russians too. I was literally among ten other German students in by year
>>68435023
The Pott is what made NRW relevant in the first place you ungrateful faggot, yes it's mostly bad nowadays but most of the GDP of NRW comes from the Pott still.
>>68435035
You're uninformed. The ex-GDR regions (except for Thuringia) were sparsly inhabited by slavic tribes after Germanic tribes from there went and settled all over the former west roman empire. Then around the time Otto founded the empire the Saxons from north-west Germany and the Thuringians from central Germany removed Slavs from premises and colonised it. Look up the march of Gero.
If anything the dudes on your side of the Rhine are less Germanic because of Roman settlements.
n-no
>>68435178
if you can't beat us this time it'd be better for Gemany to give another sport a try
>>68434453
>2. Milano
>5. Verona
verona is the best town in Italy
>>68435250
Nah, we just have to hope you don't make it out of the group again, for the next WC.
>>68434750
sta rade njemci zar balkanci
>>68434453
been to Verona and Venice
Verona is beautiful, Venice was shit desu
>>68435171
I was referring to the relocation of the so-called Volksdeutsche not so far from the French border, not the colonization eastwards when Saxons stole our clay (thanks for acknowledging Otto founded your empire, not Charlemagne. That always stirs my goat). tfw no lotharingia.
Plus I doubt the Slavs were strictly speaking eradicated. They were probably just converted. Notwithstanding Slavic elements already joining in around the foundation of the Kingdom of Germany.
On the matter of Roman settlements, they were demographically irrelevant. The only sizable colonies would have been on your side (Trier and Cologne). The Rhine area was a clusterfuck of pocket of Gauls (later romanized) and Gallo-Germanic tribes. That's not accounting for Frankish and Alemanic colonization.
>>68435445
Karl der Große and Otto founded two different empires, but neither of them was French.
>>68435579
Well, our identity did emerge from the Frankish one and the continuation of the Frankish states' pretty relevant from the perspective of our historiography.
In that context being "French" as understood today is pretty irrelevant. The dissociation between both term is actually a fairly recent innovation.
