>"and that shot's over the crossbar, goal kick"
>"aww, that shot's just wide of the goal post, goal kick"
>"great ball by (x), but (y) just misses the touch"
>"and that shot ends up going straight to the keeper"
>"all tied up here at halftime, 0-0"
Nothing happens 95% of the game. The vast majority of shots don't even come close to being a threat. What a boring, ugly sport
>
Americans are like children with ADHD, they need to have a score happening every 40 seconds or they will lose interest.
>>68420156
I know right? Fuck where are the big strong niggers to masturbate to? And when in the FUCK is the Super Lard Half Time Show Brought to you by All State
>>68420258
I need more than five minutes of entertainment if I'm going to watch something for two hours. Germans confirmed for being masochists
>>68420450
You need 14 minutes then, fatty?
>>68420446
...but their half times are longer than nfl's
>>68420450
then how come baseball is your country sport
>>68420156
is this the reason muricans only watch cumshot compilations?
>it's an "American pretending to be tattered" episode
>>68420156
if you want to watch something in which all or almost all of the shots hit their target you could always go to the nearest school available.
>>68421304
Is this a school shooting joke?
>What a boring, ugly sport
A lot of tough talk from some obese guy who watches 3 hours of commercials on a 4 hour stretch riddled with replays and shots of players doing nothing.
>americans don't understand build up
>>68421526
It's a /sp/ meme. Though I actually do believe out there people think football is boring despite it lasting 90 minutes. I'd rather watch a boring 0-0 draw knowing it's only going to take 2 hours, than watch the typical amerilard sport that lasts 4 hours and is full of nothing but car insurance commercials.
A good bit of hand egg matches usually only have 2-4 scores.
>>68421429
is it still a joke if it's true?
>>68421513
>watching commercials
You seriously need to get off this board. Memes are not real and everything you read by some beta british faggot generalizing America with shitposts is not true
>>68421885
>watching commercials
>HURR DURR
Hard to not miss all the damn commercials when they're interlaced with the gameplay. This also explains why Americans are so fat cause everytime a commercial comes up it's pretty much an excuse to go get more food.
>>68421783
Yes. It's called observational comedy.
>>68421988
well, I'll be damned
>>68421304
Or you could check out the 2014 world cup semi final highlights
Americans understand as lack of scoring, the world understands as power balance since a high-scoring match means a weak defense.
>>68422150
>>68422150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iaVz_tYsAM
>>68422150
wew kek
>>68420156
And majority of swings in baseball are clear misses. Nothing happens for 95% of the game. What a boring, ugly sport.
>>68420450
there's 15 minutes of ads between 1st half and 2nd half, that's more than enough even for you americans
>>68420156
Yeah, scoring takes a minimum part of the time of a game, but i enjoy the passing and the plays and feints they do.
When you take into account how hard is to control a ball with your feet compared to your hand you get to respect what they do.
Look at this play recorded with a potato:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h37H0HRUpY
The speed and the precision of the passes make me feel warm inside.
>>68420749
This. You can say soccer is boring sometimes, but it doesnt compare to boreball
>>68420156
You're right. This EC has been horrible so far.
I think it's because of the state of modern football. Either people defend defend defend, while the other team stands around the fucking box looking for an opening (like in goddamn handball)
Very few teams are willing to go all out attack, unless maybe south american teams.
You can thank Mou for this. He invented this shit 1-0 football
>>68422263
kek
>>68420450
>I need more than five minutes of entertainment
Then why do you watch handegg mate?
>>68422411
>Mourinho invented 1-0 football
Are you a casual or just underage?
>>68421100
It's why they all have premature ejaculation
>>68422511
Ok he invented modern 1-0 football, executed with a 4231.
>>68422627
>amerifags will defend this
disgusting :^(
>>68422627
Why the fuck do we have such shit sports culture?
why do americans think people care about their opinions?
>>68422627
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68422411
And i don't see the problem?
Football is not played for casual fans who watch matches because of boredom, it's played by the team for themselves and their fans.
If the easiest way to win a game would be parking the bus, the fans and players themselves wouldn't mind it, and they don't give a fuck about ''ugly'' football.
They don't care about you thinking their playing style is ugly and boring. They care about winning
>>68421981
Or socialize, pee, smoke, drink, eat, makeout with gf, check other games, post on 4chan; you know, things people with common sense do with 2 minutes of down time. And you think I'm obese because of my flag but I'll bet you 600 million dollars that I'm skinnier than you
Stay salty fag. 0-0ball is for retards
>>68422304
Agreed. Any sport that can end 0-1 is a waste of time. But any sport that can end 0-0 and still rewards each team is for semen slurping betas
>>68422818
>soccer fags will believe this
Disgusting
