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Previous thread: >>68398889
News:
>Canada's own Brock Lesnar
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/12/11910974/brock-lesnar-will-represent-canada-in-return-at-ufc-200
>Shevchenko on shootout
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/12/11907764/valentina-shevchenko-opens-up-about-getting-caught-in-shootout
>Jacare on title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/11/11904048/jacare-souza-knows-he-should-be-in-line-next-for-title-shot
Schaub = God
schaub
Rich Piana is not a sport figure
I Saw Rich Piana at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken back, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and doing waist vacuums in front of me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sire, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be doing a vlog and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence right babe," and then turned around and did a waist vacuum at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say price, he kept interrupting her by saying "GOD DAMMIT" really loudly.
>>68409232
>Brock Lesnar will represent Canada at UFC 200
Never dropped a fighter so fast, fuck him
>>68409264
Did you even read the article?
fuckin nerds
>>68409262
Be very careful, /heem/.
>>68409276
Yeah, what are you getting at?
>>68409277
looks like base Milo
>>68409316
>>68409264
Imagine how many American retards (WWE fans) he has dealt with
Lads the card this weekend is a little dry desu
What fights do you give a shit about?
I think, for the first time in ages, I might actually not watch the whole thing and just cherrypick fights
>Wonderboy vs Rory, obviously
>Cerrone vs Cote
>Theodorou vs le reddit man
>might watch Mommy vs Uglyjo
>>68409368
Here's the card btw
randa
valerie
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>68409385
>100% BLACK! has 3 fights
gonna be a long night
>>68409385
Is that Cirkunov?
>>68409385
this is a good card wtf lad
> some """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" unironically think Joanna is hot
>>68409434
Don't pay attention to the 189'er
>>68409442
Fuck Off, Rusev
>>68409176
Then you found a bad coach. My MMA gym is chill as fuck. Listen to Bob Marley and RATM as we roll.
>>68409442
>>68409620
looks like a female thomas almayyda
Will Robert Lawyer take the fight with Tyrone Woodling to the fifth round and then dismantle him?
>>68409718
>>68409675
nice misspellings haha
>>68409758
>>68409784
>tfw you realize you're uglier than claudia
>>68409232
>putting /heem/ in name instead of subject
Epstein told ESPN.com "Moreover, we continue to believe the federal government would have no productive role in regulating MMA promotions or competitions. Already, states regulate each bout and MMA athletes are well compensated and treated fairly
>>68409451
I'll kill you
are a lot of kids in the USA like sage northcutt?
i mean the way they talk
>>68410193
yes
>it got physical
>>68410271
fuck him
when is Rousey fighting again?
>>68410335
msg in november against miesha, the trilogy
ruanda roastie gonna get rekt
>>68410351
thank you kind sir
>>68410335
>“WWE is also hopeful that they will be allowed to use Ronda Rousey at ‘WrestleMania 33′ in Orlando, Florida,” the article states.
>Orlando Florida
>>68410351
>>68410371
Real answer
>>68410425
who
>>68410389
>>68410425
She isn't coming back, she is done.
If she comes back, she'll lose and then be gone again. It's over m8s.
>there are people on /heem/ who think Rory will beat wonderboy
How many more times will it take for you to learn NOT to doubt karate?
>>68410425
Honda and Condor are proof that hypetrains get derailed more severly than normal trains. You give a person fame and fortune and they start believing they're truly omnipotent, yet only a few of them can cope with a fall from grace. Ronda and Conor definitely fit that criterion, acting like sore losers after their defeat, no they're not building up a flashy comeback, they're not marketing themselves, they just break mentaly.
>>68410697
>Implying Rory won't take him to the ground
>>68410697
>losing to Matt Brown
>>68410697
Ha... Karate... That's funny.
>>68410716
obesity > ronda
>>68409262
>milky ways
>not ben and jerry pints
Who is your favorite women's mma fighter?
>>68410913
Bethe Correia's ass.
>>68410913
Cyborg. Only wmma fighter that isn't pillowfisted.
Holly may be 2nd if she learns meme jitsu, that Tate fight was pathetic.
rate my tattoo lads, im a dedicated fan of Conor "The Baddest Man on the Planet" McGregor
IRISH PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>68410970
>>68411048
Tattoos are the dumbest things humans invented.
>>68411090
faggot ass nigga
"Luke, listen buddeh. You talked mad shit so I had to permaheem your father but if you don't settle down now I'll have to permaheem you too ok buddeh? Also, god doesn't real, he's not in heaven now or anything like that mate."
>>68411090
literal fag m8
>>68411048
Every single Conor fan is a cuck.
>>68411048
You forgot to show your fan art.
>>68411090
Face is busted but the ass is undeniable.
>>68411303
>face so fugly it actually cancels out her booty.
It's a rare thing for me but it happens.
>>68411301
Norway...
>>68411301
I may have had a chuckle or two.
>>68411495
"Listen buddeh, you've a 90 day suspension so you should go and thinka bout what you want back the most, your father or your belt."
Remember to be careful, /heem/.
>>68410712
>Bulgaria talking out of its ass again
>>68411708
he sounds like rogan
>>68411604
>>68411599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tzQbe0lwKA
lol @ 2:46
>>68411960
Imagine if he saves his dad's shit legacy
>Dana on Schaub's MMA career: "You weren't good enough"
https://youtu.be/V3dH2q0V49g
>>68412346
by winning a bunch of other fixed fights?
>>68412346
IMAGINE Baby Slice vs. Dada 5000 Jr.
>>68412509
Dada 5000 is the 5000 dada in his lineage. His son would be named dada 5001.
>>68411960
Is this the autistic one?
>>68410716
is that the retarded bitch who sucked rondas anus on TUF
>>68412570
From what little I know of Florida, I could easily be led to believe there was black 5000 guys in the same family named Dada#
>>68411048
>Conner
>Coner
Why do I see this so much? Is there actually a variation of the name where it is spelled like this?
>>68412392
he wasn't talking about schaub m8
Anyone else notice her facial structure did a Rocky Dennis after Strikeforce?
>>68412923
>>68412923
I've noticed she's more nervous and has had her nose broken several times after she started dating Travis Browne.
>>68412766
ronda got her salad tossed on tuf?
>>68412923
She definitely became a rounder rousey
>>68412923
roids
OK last one. There is obviously a change in her facial structure. She's also a LOT bigger since Strikeforce. Maybe this is old news to you guys but I'm just now noticing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVqPhlUfMik
how can someone pay so much to dress so fucking bad?
he looks like a straight up clown and is somehow proud and kinda smug about it
>>68413187
right babe?
>>68409316
He's giving a speech today in Orlando. Can't wait desu.
>>68413187
>>68413249
she was on mild fit girl type of cycles on strikeforce and obviously started roiding hard as fuck later
>>68413268
I missed his Rutgers speech. Feels bad man
>>68413187
You fucking take that back, RIGHT NOW
>>68413125
she was smokin
posting the GOAT physique
>>68413034
heh
>>68413396
Him and gsp had the best physiques in ufc history.
Except gsp was natty. haha :)
>>68413546
>Except gsp was natty
>>68413546
gsp had a bloated stomach
>>68413582
>>68413601
>Being this ignorant
I can tell people who don't lift from those who do by simple shit like this.
You never picked up a weight in your life, did you?
>>68413323
QT3.14 Ronda vs. Burger Ronda
Who wins?
>tfw no solid 7s to cuckinate on instagram
>>68413642
being gay is just another sexual deviation or perversion (aka anything that isn't regular male-female sex), it's both nature and nurture
and while it isn't something bad per se (specially nowadays that we don't need every man and woman reproducing nonstop just so the group can survive), but I don't understand why it needs to be elevated to the status it has been elevated to in todays in western society
>>68414083
>7
wee bit generous lad
>>68414220
NEW
E
W
>>68413546
>gsp
>natty
pick one.
>>68414269
I've been here since 189, fuck off
Would you?
>>68414316
>>68414368
If you wouldn't plow Gabi, you're a gigantic faggot and should go back to r/mma ASAP
>>68414423
No you goof
I wonder how many seconds it would take mighty mouse to heem gaby
>>68411391
This syndrome is quite common with female HUEs
>>68413187
Id imagine that when you're that big its hard to get normal clothers
>>68413654
congrats on the win familia
>>68414083
wew
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68415079
That's what I do, I win for a living.
I'm a seriously underrated poster. It's time I make some noise to let the showrunners know that I'm a legit contender.
I mean I've slapped around guys who were ranked 5-4-3, what the fuck does a man gotta do to get some recognition, you know?
>>68415116
nick diaz
>>68414423
unironically yes
>>68414551
1st punch, just like that fake wrestler floored her with
>>68411604
Adan...
>>68415116
Paige Vainzant
>Junie Allen Browning, a UFC veteran known for his outrageous behavior on season eight of “The Ultimate Fighter,” was arrested Tuesday in Henderson, Nev., according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
>Citing police, the newspaper reported that Browning was taken to St. Rose Dominican Hospital’s Siena campus after ingesting “16 pills of Klonopin, an anti-anxiety drug, in an attempt to harm himself.” The Review-Journal’s report then states that Browning tried to leave, pushed a female nurse, punched a male nurse and also kicked a male nurse.
>“Do you know who I am?” police said Browning yelled. “I will kill you and rape your family.”
>>68414429
preach
>>68413323
>>68413041
Stop posting weigh in pictures to prove your points, goof. She always looks great when she weighs in. We need normal weight Strikeforce Ronda vs normal weight UFC Ronda pictures
>>68415466
pretty sure this is from like 2009 or something
>>68415466
>16 pills of klonopin
how in the living fuck was he able to assault people
>>68415466
is that the guy who was the racist on the show
>>68409385
Olivier is garbage, especially for a Tri-Star fighter
>>68415540
i take klonopin literally every day and have been for years, even i would blackout if i took 16 at once
>>68415544
no, the racist guy was on the heavyweight season with Kimbo, Big Country, Schaub, etc...
I think it was Mike Wessel. he also faked his wife's death or someshit as a sob story on the show. pretty stupid stuff.
>>68415611
>i take klonopin literally every day
it's made you more of an autist
After that great month of july mma wise I Think I might end it.
>>68415728
you'll depart this Earth a happy man
>>68415731
yes. don't kid yourself, you would as well.
>>68415617
Canabro, you weren't careful enough.
>>68415731
Of course I would
>>68415868
yeah I just saw that. I went to school there, graduated last spring.
>tfw no lockdowns ever happened while you were there
>>68415731
>>68415845
I made out once with a muscularish chick and it felt pretty bad, she wasn't soft and cool like a woman should feel
>>68415951
>cool
what did he mean by this?
>>68415951
Are you sure she didn't have a benis?
>>68415924
i remember running out into the woods and home during one in high school
no one can keep me on the mat
>>68415951
I don't think it'd feel good but it's weird and interesting to look at
>yfw Rory MacDonald heems Stephen "Memeboy" Thompson into a coma.
>>68416025
have you ever touched a woman? their outer temperature is way lower than ours
https://youtu.be/BJX2eNx0xnM
>>68415951
>this post
>this flag
matching stereotypes I see
Threadly heeminder
>>68416347
do they not have leg day in poland?
>>68416115
Hope he does.
MacDonald is eternally my boy besides Cruz. If anyone should knock the lights out of that """""""""Wonder"""""""""boy cunt it should be him.
Lads, is UFC 2 worth the 60 bucks? No one seems to be discussing it on /heem/.
http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/watch-conor-mcgregor-offers-spine-tingling-inspiration-for-republic-of-ireland-team-in-france/82542
>>68416602
He actually said the word movement the absolute madman
"He (Lesnar) could have gotten off of them, and tailored off. Now he can fight and be clean. So I'm retired and let's say they want me to fight; I have to give the drug testing sanction, body a four-month heads up like, 'Hey, I am thinking about fighting.' They will be like 'Okay, you have four months where we are going to test you and you got to be clean.' He skipped all of that and now he only has four weeks where they can test him. Does no one think this is fishy? Hey man, you can't do that."
"Mark Hunt should be able to take whatever he wants. Mark Hunt should come juiced to the gills and look like f**king Chong Li from Blood sport with traps from here to here. F**k you!"
>>68416602
>that flag
>this post
>>68416607
conor begone
>>68416841
Who said that? Sounds like a smart, handsome, alpha male.
>>68416607
kid on the left is trying desperately hard to get away
>>68416841
>tailored off
what did he mean by this?
>>68416948
he meant tapered but he's kind of an idiot
reminder that any posts from ireland in this thread is from conor
>>68416906
Englel
>>68417266
When were you when Mat Hamil was killened be the bad referring?
>>68417266
>>68416161
Can anyone confirm this?
>>68417496
Idk but I was here when Matt hammil finished Jones with forehead strikes to the elbow.
>>68417662
>who?
>>68417665
kissless hugless virgin here but i remember in middle school mandatory folk dance classes the girls always had cold and clammy hands.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/742383609970053120
Fedor will be on the MMA hour lol
>>68417984
>tfw held hands with a girl once and my hands were softer than hers
>>68416161
>>68417665
Common symptom of zika virus
>>68418045
he gave a good interview last time, was really comfy
he had to be reminded who the UFC champion was lal
I hate bullies.
https://youtu.be/nZ1fgZguSiU
>>68416407
Soon you can add Lesnar there with his 5-4 record.
>>68418298
>"I support bullying. It builds character."
Real quote from Brock Lesnar.
>>68417665
less muscle, they generate less heat
come on m8
Jesus christ, what happened Joe? He aged horribly.
Reminder to NEVER smoke weed, take steroids, take nootropics, eat deer meat every meal, use kettlebells, use kettlebells with poor form, take 2000mg of fish oil and vitamins in place of food or get a hair transplant.
>>68418553
dat vitiligo
>>68416602
>what the most positive thing you can say about this Irish team?
>They are old I guess
>>68418553
Post a picture now for comparison
>>68418553
>that face
>that skin
obvious roidhead even at that age
>>68418553
He also took hair pills. Propecia. I don't know if I spelt it right. He also gets injected with the stuff they give fighters pilots daily. Abused all sorts of GNC supplements too. At battle everyday with his own sexual identity. "I'm a hunter man, I shoot guns but damn I love talking about dicks and men" He's an insecure little man and it's destroying his body and mind.
you're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass
>the city of British MMA
are you guys familiar with this doode?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1lsOM0fAdk
could you heem him? how would he fare against any prelim fighter
>>68418722
my who's what?
>>68418753
>Lee Murray publicly states he would like to fight you
kill me now
>>68418353
terrible job that sword doesnt look like a penis at all
>>68418777
>unbeaten boxer
>great chin
would easily be top 15 in his weight class
>>68418786
artems dad
>>68418553
not that bad for 50 fucking years old
Where is this Ali Act bullshit coming from? This isn't boxing. This is MMA. More importantly the UFC. You don't see rigged fights,you don't see fighters be mistreated or abused. Every fighter on the roster has insurance, all decisions are on the shoulders of the judges. And if you want to leave just fight out your contract and explore free agency. It's that simple. This isn't Pride FC where you see guys like Takada having pro wrestling matches and them counting as pro wins. This isn't Dada 5000 vs Kimbo. This is the place where top athletes congregate. None of you should pay attention to this bullshit. It's a waste of time and money for everyone involved. Probably why it isn't getting a lot of coverage.
>>68418722
Cut 15lbs and fite me in the parking lot
>>68417665
I don't know what these virgins are talking about but the temperature of someone differs person to person and on the situation, girls might be on average a bit colder but it's a really weird thing to identify them by.
>>68419656
it's a very common observation bro. girls have cooler skin, cold hands, and complain about being cold all the time.
>>68418777
Frightening.
2 bings away
https://youtu.be/gjMA9daY-LE
1 p.m. ET -- UFC light heavyweight champion Daniel Cormier will stop by to talk about his UFC 200 rematch against Jon Jones.
1:25 p.m. -- Frankie Edgar will look ahead to his UFC 200 rematch against Jose Aldo for the interim featherweight title.
1:45 p.m. -- Quinton Jackson will talk about his Bellator 157 fight against Satoshi Ishii.
2:05 p.m. -- Jared Shaw will help us remember and celebrate the late Kimbo Slice.
2:25 p.m. -- Josh Barnett will look ahead to his fight against Andrei Arlovski and talk about his new movie.
2:45 p.m. -- UFC bantamweight champion Dominick Cruz will look back at his win over Urijah Faber and talk about what's next for him.
3:05 p.m. -- New UFC middleweight champion Michael Bisping will discuss his win over Luke Rockhold last week.
3:55 p.m. -- Fedor Emelianenko and EFN CEO Kamil Gadzhiev will join us to promote Emelianenko vs. Fabio Maldonado this Friday.
The MMA Hour is going live in a sec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjMA9daY-LE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjMA9daY-LE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjMA9daY-LE
>>68419922
I know guys that complain about being cold all the time too.
Anyway, most of the time girls complain about being cold they just want to steal your jacket.
>>68420093
have you never touched a naked chick? They are cold as fuck, I think it has to do with having higher bf% on average.
so tragic and uh senseless
yes, goyim, I feel so bad
DC on MMA hour soon
>>68418777
Holy shit this was so satisfying:
https://youtu.be/zwGvgu_1xbQ?t=220
>3:40
DANIEL CORMIER
ARE YOU THERE
>>68420162
I don't know if you have realised but I live in australia even when you are naked here it's pretty hard to feel cold.
Only part of my girlfriend I noticed gets really cold is her feet and she just gives me the ice toes in the middle of the night to piss me off.
>Jon jones isn't in my head
>believe me, I think about it everyday
>>68409232
did she close her fucking eyes when landing that kick?
dc shit talking himself again
>>68415116
Schuab at full power
>>68420772
aah I should've noticed that.
https://www.qualityhealth.com/womens-health-articles/why-women-always-cold-men-always-hot
>>68420495
Wilder is a scary good athlete, just tossing around the cameraman like a kettlebell.
You know i met Anderson Silva once. I didn't break his legs. no - i didn't recognize him at first - I was in brasil, in line at a restaurant, and he was next to me, wearing a tank top/muscle shirt/wife beater, whatever you call it. And, I thought he looked like Anderson Silva, but i didn't think he actually was Anderson Silva. I spoke to him in English, and said to him 'you look like you would be a good fighter'. cause, I think... Silva has the type of body a fighter might have. I realize that it's a weird way to word it but i'm used to speaking to people from other countries - to speaking in basic words.
Anyways, he asked me, while standing in line, to show him how i boxed, and I showed him. I punched as I was taught in karate, starting with an underfist, to ensure my shoulder got a part of the action, and I followed through with my hips. Then, he showed me how he boxed...... I could not even comprehend what he was doing with his combinations. He said 'i wonder how you would box, with some training'
Ever since then I have thought about training. What should I do?
>Ariel saying DC is better than Cruz and MM
>>68421206
Mighty Mouse was bullied out of Bantamweight and currently fights literally whos.
Cruz > DC though
DC is bro
>>68421206
DC would finish both in one round.
Reminder that the UFC 200 weekend is one of the GOAT sporting weekends ever
Fury/Klitschko 2
UFC 200
Wimbledon finals
Euro 2016 final
>>68421206
DC would kick MM's fuckin ass so how can you say he isn't better
>>68421510
>>68421896
pound
for
pound
>>68421779
>Fury/Klitschko 2
BORING
>Wimbledon
Boring gay shit
>Euro 2016
Even more boring gay shit
>UFC 200
only thing that matters, goofball
>>68421967
Fury Klitschko is a rematch between a champion inarguably greater than Jones and a challenger inarguably bigger than Cormier
JRE is going live in 30 bings
>>68418553
Dude is 50 fucking years old, he looks like your average working dad. Yeah he doesn't look like a supermodel, he still looks fine for his age.
>>68422028
no and no, and who gives a fuck
>>68422042
with a professional cuck btw
>>68421949
there is no Jon Jones to compare MM to, other than maybe the Decisionator, and he isn't as dominant as Jones is
DC crushes everyone in two different weight classes other than the literal best ever. Even pound for pound, DC has faced much stiffer competition than MM has
Frankie Edgar is the true p4p natty goat
>>68421949
>5"3
>205 pounds
lel
>Cruz>DC
>>68422180
DC fights in the 2 worst divisions in the UFC
hope dana finishes this goof next time
>>68421016
wake up
>>68422101
good argument
>>68422412
And MM fights in the third worst and there is no Jon Jones down there.
Rampage is my eternal boy.
