13 June 2016
Spain vs. Czech Rep -- Toulouse (3 p.m. CET/9 a.m. ET, ESPN)
Rep of Ireland vs. Sweden -- Saint-Denis (6 p.m. CET/12 p.m. ET, ESPN)
Belgium vs. Italy -- Lyon (9 p.m. CET/3 p.m. ET, ESPN)
Monday edition
The last two digits of this post number denote the scoreline of the Spain - Czech Republic game.
>>68408608
>Spain 0:8 Czech Republic
mfw
>>68408608
>>68408608
>tfw Casillas commits sudoku afterwards
GET HYPE FOR BELGIAN MEMES
How will these Euros be remembered?
>>68409006
Muslims and Russians
>>68409039
>>>>>>>>
>>68409006
>>68409039
>>68408986
Lukaku, Bruyne, Company, Felaini, Courtois/Mignolet
Goddamn [spoiler]Hazard[/spoiler]
When are we predicting the inevitable ISIS bomb will go off then?
I'm thinking one of the last-16 games.
>>68408656
>record scratch
Yep, that's me. Pretty pathetic, huh? You're probably wondering how I ended up here, well for that we have to go back a bit.
>rewinds to him getting injections from Fuentes
Woah, you weren't supposed to see that.
>tfw when taking summer classes plus an internship
>gonna miss euro and e3
I miss being a Neet
>mfw the odds of czechia winning are 8.8
pls Spain gib mony
>>68409039
If you had to, would you rather drive a Škoda or Seat?
>>68409235
Škoda, without a doubt
>>68409235
Seat has cars that actually don't look faggy so i will go with the seat leon
>>68409235
There are NO good Eastern Euro car brands, they're all trash
>>68409122
it will probably be today fampai
>>68409235
seat Ibiza always looked alright
>>68409314
Trabant revival when
>>68409122
Which countries have been pissing off the Muslim community lately? Wait, we have. Fuck.
Are the Turks crazy enough to try anything against the Germans?
>>68408571
Good OP Slovakia
>>68409349
I love how you can get one nowadays for like 100 Euros
>>68409356
>Pissing off the Muslims
Implying your coffers aren't filled with oil gold.
Will Czech play in Bordeaux ? It would be cool for Plasil
>>68409356
It's most likely going to be Germany again anyways
>>68409391
We told them they have to shake women's hands, whether they like it or not.
>spain vs czech at 14h GMT
>Czech wins because Spain will be sleeping the Siesta and won't show up for the game
Another comfy kitty
I hope all neutral fans support Italy?
Idk how you can sympathize Belgium, half made of migrants.
what does "took a full part" mean?
>>68410172
What site is it?
Good morning/afternoon, /comfy/
>>68408571
Nice image.
>>68410172
That he played the full duration of a halftime?
based Borek Dockal
>>68409235
skoda always
>>68409235
seat looks qt as fuck, so yeah
>>68410489
how shitty is the engine in that thing?
>>68410316
uefa website
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/season=2016/teams/team=58837/index.html
>>68410345
>full duration of a halftime
??
>>68410589
Second half or first half.
>>68410544
its basicly a Volkswagen
>>68410544
it's a volkswagen engine so it's pretty good
>>68410641
Volkswagen is just random pieces from low wage countries glued together.
Comfy threads best threads
>>68410674
most cars are made that way now
Spain isn't at the stadium
lel
Siesta much ?
>>68410680
I don't even consider the other thread a real thread. It's just outsiders to this site misusing anonymity to behave as bad as possible.
>>68410718
I hope that bird isn't dead D:
Czech anthem's a bit dreary
Not that we can talk mind
>>68410783
Russian anthem=best anthem
Does nobody on Spain know the words to their anthem?
GLORIA A LA PATRIA QUE SUPO SEGUIR SOBRE EL AZUL DEL MAR EL CAMINAR DEL SOOOOOOL
Is the ace stream fucking up for anyone else?
>>68410796
I sing the ruddy hell! it's Harry and Paul lyrics instead when Russia comes on
>>68410748
no worries friend, he's comfy just as we are.
>>68410799
Theres no words for it m8, we're too cucked by the left and self h
Stadium is tiny
>>68410815
looks ok to me
929d59a8c981f7372accda7fcae6c1e16aee2acb
maybe its the infamous straya internet at fault
>>68410829
he is dead
>Probably
Anyone else hate that shit?
>>68410748
He's fine.
>>68410872
I was using this one last night with little to no hick ups. Now it's not prebufferring at all. It started just briefly but stopped straight away.
Why are the Spaniards partying so hard?
I'm alergic to Plasil :(
>>68410841
I know bro, I was making a joke, sorry.
>>68410848
30k seats
>>68410922
This one I mean
http://www.livefootballol.me/channel/bloodzeed-acestream-2016.html
Shit, the Czechs aren't bad
I thought they were supposed to be NI tier
>>68410925
I'm allergic to strawberries
imagine my life
>>68410956
We've got random regional stadiums bigger than this, did they really have nowhere better?
>>68410966
Good thing no strawberry product in the supermarket has real strawberries in it.
>>68410966
I was allergic to them until I was about 10 or so and I can tell you, you're not missing a lot. Strawberries are extremely overrated.
>>68410963
why would you think that
>>68410991
I don't want strawberry flavored shit
I want the strawberries
>>68411006
what does strawberries and cream taste like
>>68411006
yeah, raspberries are the real champions
>>68411008
Dunno really
Can't think of any good Czech players other than Cech and Rosicky
>>68411006
Sounds like you never ate homegrown strawberries. They have so much flavour you cum from your tongue.
>>68411023
heaven desu
>>68411045
Fuck sake is anyone else connected to Bloodzeed's stream?
>Nolito got kicked out of Benfica by JJ (apparently) after a great start of the season
>is now a starter for the spanish NT
Someone still needs to explain it to me
>>68410991
lol
Why do linesmen wear cleats? That makes zero sense to me
linesman ded
>>68408571
ameribros.
where can we watch this?
>>68411125
That shit's even more slippery than the pitch
>>68411076
Jesus had (or has!) some kind if weird obsession with Bruno Cesar
>>68411044
I have, but they weren't all that special that people hyped them to be.
>>68411035
Those would be cherries, but raspberries are close second
>>68411177
Jesus' only obsession is with saving your soul.
>>68411152
Isn't it on ESPN bro?
>>68411153
How so? Just because it's less trafficked? They don't have to cut very much, it just seems silly
>>68411152
its in the op????????????????????????????
>>68411209
Is this the fabled German "humour"?
Someone is finding it really hard to spell "sponge"
>this nasal fuck on commentary
fuuuuuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZDRy5P-R1o
>>68411228
No, I'm just a dumb American. I'm not trolling, I just feel like cleats' purpose is to help dig in for making cuts. Linesmen are only going back and forth, the shouldn't need to cut nearly as quickly
>>68411177
So much that he's playing him as a LB now? Laughable.
Will this be a Bailando match,lads ?
Seems pretty even so far 2bh
Still feel bad for Juanfran desu
Who is gonna win, Belgium or Italy?
>tfw we'll finish the group with 0 pts
>>68411430
>>68411429
TIMETRAVEL
I
M
E
T
R
A
V
E
L
>>68411461
Draw
>>68411477
Whoa, how did that happen
>>68409705
who/NEET/here
>>68411461
1-5=Spain scores first
6-0=Czech scores first
>>68411477
how do you even notice that?
>>68411523
Not me. For once. But I have a day off today anyway so it's all good.
>>68411526
not this time, im not feeling it
>>68411516
Post can get sorted differently to show up than the actual time they got posted.
>>68411526
Lad this doesn't take into account semen slurping 0-0 draws.
>>68411516
Dunno but it happens
>>68411526
Think you might be wrong this time lad
>>68411523
here, don't know how I should feel about it
Just came back from class, how is the match?
>>68411523
yup, you bet
just in time for the euros and olympics
>>68411523
I'm technically a NEET I guess. I'm on parental leave from my job.
>tfw NEET but only get 4 hours of sleep
>>68411598
I sincerly hope so. I am getting spooked out at being right everytime so far.
>cesc pinging balls forward for morata
Looking good for next season lads
>>68411643
If you're right this time you are going to turn into a spooky skeltal
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO IN AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE
I USED TO WORK IN CHIGACO
I DONT WORK THERE ANYMORE
A lady came to my store one day asking for a HAMMER
Weird, I remember both teams as way higher skilled with beautiful football.
>>68411753
Yeah this is sloppy, especially compared to last night's game.
>>68411676
>this flag
Ah yes, the average Chelsea fan
Morata looks lively
Anyone else finding a lot of the games so far to be a bit snoozy?
>>68411833
I wish I could pull off his haircut
>>68411876
Germany vs Ukraine was a really good match, and Spain seems to be trying at least.
>>68411899
he can't pull of his haircut
he looks fucking ridiculous
>>68411927
Yeah that was a great match. Just the others have been a bit disappointing.
Spain will win 1-0
Sweden will win 2-1
Italy and Belgium draw 1-1
>mexican wave
gay
>>68411899
Reckon he's done it to blend in with the Russians and put in a few shop windows
>>68411950
I have high hopes for today at least, maybe the other teams are pretty nervous and don't want to screw up their first match.
>>68412009
Fair point. Maybe when we get a few win and you're in games it'll get a bit more tasty
>>68411950
i thought England was decent?
>>68411950
Turkey really disappointed. They just played destructively, without posing much of a threat and losing anyway. They used to play great football, but that match was shite.
Where is the Riise sticky? 110 games for Norway and won a Champions League as a starter for Liverslip.
>>68412120
As a neutral I guess, I was just angry for the majority of it.
that was exciting
>>68412186
Turkey never played great football, they've always been a worse version of Italy in every negative aspect.
Just got home, did I miss anything?
Also any1 got an HD acestream for me?
>>68412187
>35 year old footballer retires
Not big news
>>68411927
Germany vs Ukraine was dire during the 2nd half
>>68412187
I googled to check if he had died after reading your post
This is Barça - Chelsea all over.
I'm liking this Necid guy
>captaining rosicky instead of Cech
How did Nolito make this team?
>>68412249
It's streamed for free on nos.nl m8
>>68412254
>>68412277
I guess it's not really sticky worthy, but in these Euro times a regular thread would never get any attention. Oh well watcha gunna do
>>68412255
First half was so promising but then it just faded in 2nd.
What's with all this long shots
>>68412356
I've got one of the spanish streams for better quality
and the rattling language is fun desu
That keep was stylish.
>>68412356
I know, but I prefer English commentary desu, and got a stream yesterday that was perfect quality, better than nos
>>68412302
>captaining GKs
>>68412333
By being very decent
>>68412412
Very much so
>>68412388
Not any other chance. Wingers look like shit
Genuinely upset there isn't a working (for me) British TV stream running at the moment.
What happened to Bloodzeed???
>>68412470
>What happened to Bloodzeed???
It's pay to watch now
>>68412388
Spain is run out of ideas already
>>68412433
You can mute it and simultaneously play audio commentary from bet365
Why would one play Fàbregas when there's Silva and Iniesta on the field. Just get Pedro on
>>68412187
>>68412366
I thought he already retired long ago desu.
>>68412463
Nothing wrong with GK captains.
these czech players in their tight shirts are too sexy
>>68412497
Since today? I was watching it last night.
Did France put Spain in Toulose because they are deliberately taking the piss and want them to lose?
Nolito isn't playing very well desu
>>68412574
>tfw the replica kits don't fit that well
I just wanna be sexy too...
not bad first half
Czechs don't look good enough, Rosicky-Plasil will fall soon
Nolito and Morata have been pretty good, this attack give me good feelings
pretty solid in the defense and Iniesta goating around already
I wish in future matches they lose the respect to us and stop parking the bus, 6 years of it is more than enough
Boring game
>>68412619
>Nolitoffside
>>68412670
is the tinsel still there?
>>68412670
>pringles
>schweeps
nice
>>68412641
Puma really has ruined it for fat asses. Ever since they started making all thise indentical African kits
>>68412670
Is that a sausage on a stick?
Why is Ian Wright dressed as an imam
Why are spain so bad now?
>>68412519
GKs have it harder to talk with the referee AND with the players during the match dumbfuck
>>68412607
Dunno mate, here's Norwegian stream if you don't mind
https://resultater.nrk.no/idretter/501/turneringer/7515/sesonger/13529?srwid=minuttForMinutt/501/7515/13529/15038/62433
Don't know if it works in Ausfailia tho
>>68412670
>low calorie drink
Bit late for that isn't it? You fat fuck
I've bet good money on Belgium
better win you mayo-obsessed pedoniggers
>>68412730
this ain't rugby
the bracelet is more of a simbolic thing than anything
>>68412721
They aren't bad, Czech just parked the bus
>>68412670
Classic Schweppes is the better Schweppes. That icecream doesn't look tasty either
I'm grilling some sausages atm
>>68412721
I like this current squad. It's better than 2014, that's for sure. They used a different tactic when they lost to Georgia.
I think they'll score twice this half. Morata x2
>Put Azpilicueta in fantasy team
>He doesn't play
Y u do dis Mr Toad Man.
>>68412758
Not true, there are different statutes
>>68412739
Cheers man, had an English stream, wanted a British one.
Just found this: http://singi.club/itv.html
>>68412712
Oh i'm not fat, the replica kits are just made so every man/woman/child can buy and fit into them. They are empty and shapless so fatties can show their support.
>>68412809
That crotch bulge gets me every time.
>>68412782
>based Juanfran in good shape
>wanting Azpilicueta to play
>>68412782
Jordi Alba is way better
>>68412796
yes, but they are not always showed by it
Ramos was always the leader in both the NT and Madrid while Casillas was the captain
>>68412755
How much did you bet?
>>68412771
Post pic.
>>68412809
Pretty sure our WC '14 kits were sold in 'fan' versions (like you described) and 'player" versions which were more expensive and had a tighter fit.
>>68412799
Tfw blessed with tsn and British commentary on tv and radio
>>68412809
Every time
>Even the dog knows he looks like a faggot.
Fabregas worst spanish in first half
>tfw blew all my money on Turk-Croat draw
>>68412855
an equivalent of 20 euro
>>68412854
Maybe because he was the GK. Anyhow, captains in NT are mostly marketing.
e.g. Argentina's captain should be Mascherano and our captain should be Carvalho
i missed all of the first half. did spain do typical meme spain shit?
>>68412863
Man, I'm getting salty. All those fuckin' ads just played flawlessly but now it's back to the game and it's freezing.
Guess I have to put up with the burgers on ESPN..
>>68412855
Isnt that why they call them replicas? As in not real and a bit more generous? It also depends on where you bought them. I lived in Asia for a while and the shirts i bought during the 2010 world cup fit so much different.
Nice fast start for the 2nd half.
Why is 5pan1sh finishing so bad?
Plasil bullied by the manlet ;_;
>>68412926
I agree
Is Spain a Muslim country?
>>68412855
>Player versions
Welp, this is news to me.
>>68412959
Because shooting is forbidden in Spain.
>>68412977
Is this a comfy thread?
Don't start this discussion mate
Promising start of the 2nd half
as a funny fact: June 13th is they day that Spain has played more matches without winning any, 1 tie and 4 losses, last of them 2 years ago against Netherlands
also most of those losses are remembered by big mistakes mainly by keepers
>>68412933
OH FUCK BLOODZEED IS BACK
Working HD - ITV (BRIT) STREAM LADS:
acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7
>>68413079
nice, other stream was just starting to fuck up
>>68412994
>>68412947
I bought my version from the official sponser of the NT. It had some kind of special breathing fabric or something.
Based Czech defense
Nolito suddenly started playing well
Goals incoming
>>68413057
>big mistakes mainly by keepers
keepers or keeper?
kek, what was that dance
>>68413176
keeper, I made it plural because of different keeper in different matches
Pedro must enter
bring back Jan Koller
>>68409235
My parents used to have a Skoda when I was a kid and it was fucking horrible. I'll take my chances with the Seat
>>68413366
Seat Leon is a goat car
>one yellow and one pink shoe
What?
>>68409235
Seat is alright imo
Spain is pretty good and CR is literally doing nothing. Why don't they score?
you now remember daniel guiza
>>68409235
Skoda for me
Blatter's confirmed hot balls are real. It's not a meme anymore.
>>68413428
based drunktard
I'm not feeling these euros lads?
>>68413443
W hotball?
based Cesc
>>68413481
No great games yet.
>>68413481
wait until the first games are over and teams have to go for a win. this "the 4 best 3rd place teams also qualify" thing is the worst meme ever
>>68413481
Just wait til it comes home lad
>>68413504
People have said for years that FIFA/ UEFA rigged draws, by heating some balls, and cooling others. Now Blatter has said that they actually did.
>>68413575
Jesus christ is there any company more corrupt than than the FIFA?
>>68413481
The hooliganism has got me more hyped than the football so far. Hopefully the French police continue to be incompetent.
Kek
Spain is getting their asses kicked and I'm loving it
What's even more fun is that the commentators re still sucking their dicks
When Spain gets knocked out before they make it to the semi-finals will people finally stop talking bout them like they're worth shit?
>>68413575
What's the effect/outcome of a hot or cool ball?
>>68413625
Spain is completely dominant.
>>68413609
Dont matter
Bongistan just sent 100 cops to take care of the ruskies
>>68413603
In terms of rigging draws, the NBA is probably even a step above them. At least FIFA try to hide their rigging.
>>68413665
t. underage internet hool
>>68413661
>Swede
>Understanding defensive football
No, they're getting more and more desperate and their weakness is becoming more and more prominent
We will see Czech score and win 1-0
fucking shits
ALBA YOU CUNT
>>68413660
Say you want Netherlands, Serbia, Romania and Latvia in a group. You heat all those countries' balls. Then when you reach in, you know the hot ball is the team you want for each bot.
Repeat with frozen ones.
But meanwhile on TV and in person it looks legit because you can't tell heat
