Melbourne v Collingwood from the G in this traditional mockbuster.
>Will Melbourne win their first QB in a decade?
>Will a reasonable crowd turn up or have Pies fans given up and Dees fans be at Mt Buller?
>How many times will the commentators mention that Jack Watts debuted on QB and will he actually play a good game?
>Will Collingwood get flogged and the pressure to sack Buckley increase?
Reminder that:
walkcunt is LITERALLY on suicide watch
walkcunt is LITERALLY a janny
walkcunt is LITERALLY a redditor who was recruited specifically to be a janitor here
walkcunt is LITERALLY a self confessed ban evader and shitposter
walkcunt is LITERALLY seething with fury that he can't beat an autist at his own game
walkcunt is LITERALLY furious right now because he can only hand out 15 minute blocks, and needs to beg a big strong moderator to ban people for him
walkcunt is LITERALLY an egomaniac who stays up all night in a desperate attempt to get the last post in
walkcunt is LITERALLY a retarded, obese, ugly, manlet with gyno who has no friends and is a virgin
walkcunt is LITERALLY getting BTFO in every single thread he posts in
walkcunt is LITERALLY an unemployed loser who goes on walks with his mum to the pub, and takes photos of NRL players that his mum is trying to root
I love it when walkcunt just deletes posts he dislikes regardless of whether or not they break the rules.
Also love it how he leaves up obvious shitposting just because he likes it.
Thank you based walkcunt.
God of the jannies.
Vic Country playing Vic Metro in the U/18 champs
it's being streamed at http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-06-13/top-prospect-ben-ainsworth-back-for-vic-metro-after-ban
w-where is everyone? ;_;
Need to bump this desu lads
>>68403226
out doing normie things probably, disgusting normies
hype for seeing sam armytage go down the slide
>>68404397
Probably will be clothed up like a Puritan, but I'm keen
>>68404433
yeah I'm not getting my hopes up but you never know
>>68403226
This place has driven away anyone that isnt totally mentally ill, and it isnt a public holiday in WA, so the majority of the autists who still post in /afl/ wont be posting today
>>68404482
true I think
I was actually looking through the archive earlier today because I think that 2012 QB was the first thread I made on /sp/ (couldn't find it sadly) - this place has changed significantly since then and not for the better
>>68404675
All the tripfags were scared away or arrested. Love them or hate them, they drove this poomunity.
HIGH TEST TIME
Lets get this bad boy to 20
lmao that was breddy gud
Screencaps of Amytage pls, away from tv here
>>68404397
>>68404977
Armytage is always floating somewhere between HIGH TEST and landwhale. Kinda annoying desu.
max gawn is likeable as fuck
>>68405043
She'll only reinforce the latter as time goes on.
Did anyone get a good look at Sam's huge nipples? I missed it :)
Melbourne @ $2.30 to win by 1-39, easy money
>cucktorians literally have a day where they stay home to celebrate the birthday of some old british whore
>getting cucked this hard by another country
pathetic
kek the goal umpires are wearing beanies
>>68405546
>complaining about a public holiday long weekend
Maybe you should return to whichever Islamic country you came from.
>>68405546
#cucklyf #cucktoria
>>68405546
WA has the same holiday on September 26....
lads
was just out doing a bit of gardening and came across the local rag and this was on the front page.
>So dear, it's so exciting you're getting your picture in the paper!
>jeez Mum, it's not that big a deal.
>Now now, it's a start. Are you going to do anything special?
>Well I was thinking of hitching my skirt up so the entirety of the western suburbs of Adelaide can see how easy I am.
>That's a good girl.
BIG
AMERICAN
COX
>>68405652
How dare she go out in public without her whole body covered in a shapeless black outfit!
>>68405683
based Straffo, you'll never stop fighting the good fight.
>>68405546
>he doesn't love mum
>>68405546
We all know whose now behind the cuck posting - a mohammed or a zhang.
fucking lel
>queens birthday game
haha u fucking kidding me
cucks the lot of you
nrl > afl
>>68405779
But cucktoria is shitskin central. You forget what its like to live in white australia, the real australia.
>Melbourne & Carlton going back to their old ways
how it should be t b h
>>68405835
So? They still have a game dedicated to the Queen, which displays our Anglo heritage.
Also I live in Perth.
they should play god save the queen before the start of the game
melbourne should be flogging them, just butchering the footy inside 50
Maybe you should bounce it right fuckwit
>>68405853
Great, they can walk out of the ground and play spot the white amongst the hordes of chinks and curries.
This is why I never get hyped for Melbourne once they start playing well.
I was considering getting excited once they kicked that opening goal.
But I knew better. And I've managed not to totally disappoint myself again.
>switched tip from dees to pies because it's a bizarro result round
feels good man, still only 4/9
It's a Melbourne fucks it up despite being clear favourites episode
>>68405899
>he doesnt enjoy a good honey lemon chicken or beef madras
so uncultured
>>68405936
good goy
>>68405930
still think melbourne will win
>>68405936
being cultured = gay
being gay = massacred, apparently.
>>68405934
muh bets :(
i could physically demolish every single one of you
>>68406002
Too soon
>>68406081
probably me as i'm a twink
this game is lit af f am
>>68406116
>t. west australian
>>68406125
Good post
>>68406144
Good post
>>68406081
I doubt it, I train kickboxing last 10 years.
When are Fasolo and Moore coming back? Pies can't live without em.
>>68406125
come on, comrade. Us Victorians should all look up to the big, strong Best Australians.
They're effectively paying for the whole country, now.
>all this homo-eroticism from BT
>>68406176
WWOOOWWWEEEE
>>68405818
The nrl literally has 2 (two) games, on today
Kys
>>68406081
could you even drink that many beers?
I wonder how big Gawn's cock is
>>68406260
He's a big guy
>>68406260
pretty big
>source: i've sucked it
>>68406260
Ask your mum, aunt and sister.
>>68406176
How many times can he repeat the same mundane during a game?
B
U
C
K
L
E
Y
O
U
T
>>68406267
For you
>>68406000
trips of truth
Levi Greenwood has been a terrible recruit.
S
A
C
K
B
U
C
K
L
E
Y
>>68406344
he was always a plodder at north, not sure what the pies expected form him
>>68406344
le kick it to opponent man
not sure why they start games at 3.20 in winter, always ends up dark by the end of the game
>>68406357
Panic buy after Beams left
>>68406431
coz muh heritage and tradition
>>68406431
So 7 can run straight into their 6pm news
>>68406431
>>68406440
2.10 was always the traditional start time. They start games at 3.20 now so 7 can lead straight into the news at 6.
had my last ever night on the town the other night. was fucking awful. never again
>>68406476
Going to town has always sucked desu
They should do a sounds of the game for Brent Harvey
>YEP YEP YEP
>I'M WIDE OPEN I'M WIDE OPEN
>SORRY MATE DIDNT SEE YOU THERE
>GIVE IT TO ME
>GIVE IT TO ME
>>68406483
yeah but it sucked especially hard this time
fucking surfer chads coming up to me telling me to stop looking depressed. friend's normie friends giving me weird looks because they could tell i'm not a normie. and I was kinda stoned and not drunk enough so I was even more paranoid
collingwood are done
>>68406476
where'd you go?
>>68406451
this
Collingwood used to be the biggest club, now its come to this. SAD!
>>68406675
rely maeks u thnk
>>68406692
*sips tea*
>>68406675
Definitely time for a shake up
McGuire and Buckley both need to go
As a Bombers fan I'm resigned to taking pleasure in teams i don't like losing. Today's looking good and Carlton getting owned yesterday is making for a good long weekend
>>68406692
Lyin' McGuire is not fit for the job!
>>68406753
He never was
there are too many teams in the league
so many spud players on AFL lists who can't kick
So, how many steps before you need to bounce/pass/kick? 4?
Melbourne buttfucking, are they good? Game slowed waaaay down imo. I started watching when Melbourne were down and before they went on that big run. Decent sport desu.
>>68406747
same
>mfw shitmond are not even close to winning a final
>mfw collingwood keep defending and re-signing buckley
>>68406775
PLEASE
>>68406772
This. Tell the lowest team on the ladder by the end of the season to fuck off and we're good.
>>68406772
after >our shitshow on saturday night, I'd legitimately sack all of the iggs midfielders apart from Naitanui, Shuey, Gaff and Duggan.
Bless your cotton socks, Neale Daniher.
>>68406775
P L E A S E
15 metres
melbourne are mid tier, collingwood are just shit
>>68406768
he took to the pies from a basket case to be a powerhouse off the field and a premiership on the field
he has been great but his time is definitely up
>>68406779
Just a shame about fucking hawthorn. Hopefully they lose if they make it to the grand final.
Max Gawn looks like a skinny version of Big Bob from guantanamo bay.
>>68406786
>>68406820
When people catch a kick, how much cushion does the kicker get? 10 meters?
Thinking of going to Chemist Warehouse to buy Voltaren
>>68406864
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=afl+rules
>>68406859
Fuck off Essencuck.
Nothing brings me greater pleasure then seeing your club the way it is now.
>>68406864
you can go back as far as you want, the opposition can't go past the spot where you caught it
>>68406872
Might go too desu, need to get some SM33
>>68406895
talk to me when you've gone 21-1 for the season
Reminder that this actually happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqXDJgnbjxY
>>68406895
shut up hawkroach your fans are the biggest bandwagoners who cannot cope that 90% of your club's history is minnow-tier. once exposed your doping you'll go back to irrelevancy
>inb4 muh 80s
>>68406962
talk to me when you've won three premierships in a row
>>68406977
>your fans are the biggest bandwagoners
yes and its annoying, every team has them.
Richmonds are worse though.
>>68406977
>90% of your club's history is minnow-tier
nah, most successful club in the past 60 years.
>>68406983
talk to me when you've won 16.
>>68406983
Brisbane fan here senpai :^)
>>68407021
>counting flags from before even the fucking radio was invented.
>>68407025
is leppa going to have a job come the end of the season?
>>68406962
literally last millennium m8
>>68407021
>counting flags when the competition was 8 teams
kek
>>68407025
good lad, how does it feel to be apart of this EXCLUSIVE club
>>68407041
>>68407055
i don't see any asterisks next to those flags
>>68407051
no chance m8
there will forever been an asterisk when people look up the essendope football club due to their medical experiments on their players. SAD!
demons winning 5 flags in 6 years was the GOAT achievement
>>68407087
your fathers father wasn't even a twinkle in his fathers eye
>>68407069
there's a big-ass asterisk on your whole fucking club, m8
1897*, 1901*, 1911*, 1912*, 1923*, 1924*, 1942*, 1946*, 1949*, 1950*, 1962*, 1965*, 1984*, 1985*, 1993**, 2000*
1993 double asterisk was for being over the salary cap, in addition to being shit cunts cheating cunts, but I hate carlolton even more, so I'll let you keep that one.
>Nig Nat out for 2 months
Its falling apart right infront of me
Le BIG STRONG AMERICAN is the only good thing about Collingwood's season
>>68407139
holy fuck 2 months?
>>68407139
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68407139
that's curtains for >us then. But we all knew that when those weak cunts fell apart yet again.
feels bad man.
>>68407139
lycett is better anyway
>>68407112
why all the other asterisks? i don't follow. i don't think essendon were using supplements in 1897.
>no autist team
>no autist of the week cunt
is he ded?
>>68407184
I covered that.
>in addition to being shit cunts
unrelated: why the cunt do I keep getting the storefront captcha?
>>68407200
>not using legacy captcha
>>68406775
Its usually about 7 steps max
>>68407200
haha fair enough.
lol yeah i get that one all the time too.
>>68407186
>>68407192
surprisingly, there's been quite a lack of autism this weekend
>>68407184
no grand final in 1897, not a real premiership
>>68407228
where were you on satuday m8? thread was crawling with autism.
>>68407192
we can only hope, literally the newcunt cancer that is killing /afl/
>>68407236
At the norf & cats game, thanks for reminding me to look at the fallout from the iggs vs crows in the archive though
9 years of suffering comes to an end
>>68398846
All of OPs question were answered with a yes. Something fishy is going on.
>>68407271
there was no fallout, iggroaches scurried away
fuggggggggggg nig nad
>>68407283
we were too busy crywanking ourselves to sleep, m8.
Who 9/9 here?
>>68407051
I dont know! stop asking! reeeee
>>68407314
lol sure
5 here
>cucktorian "people"
>>68407343
its so pissweak, they should bring out a big inflatable slide or something
>>68407343
>>68407360
why are you angry at people raising money for medical research?
>>68407343
please tell me sexy sam's dress went see through after that?
Weekly Biggest August Power Level Rating Guy here.
I am currently unable to access my documents used for monitoring this rounds threads. I estimate I will post again with the full lists within the hour.
If the fanfooty scores are final I've lost my SC league game by a point.
JUST
>>68407321
Sure.
>>68407390
>Biggest August
fuck off, imposteur.
>>68406709
please explain this meme?
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. Thank You all for your concern about my whereabouts, fear not I am with you always. Despite an incredible showing of Autism during Saturday's games we've surprisingly only had 2 nominees for the Team this week. Due to the Monday game and the slow down in poster traffic, votes for these nominees will be acknowledged and they will be in contention next week during "peak" hours so to speak. Below you will find the contenders for this round, The 2016 Autist Team so far and the 2015 Autist Team for the sake of posterity. I hope your team did well. See you all next week.
This weeks contenders so far:
>Grand Final Autist Duo
>"Melburnian Poster" Archive Guy
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"
The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy
>>68407662
This has never been funny or interesting.
>>68407282
>>68407240
good posts
>>68407704
careful m8, you'll get >le nommed xdxdxd in no time
>>68407704
ayy I voted for you last year. Keep up the good work there might be a nom in it for you.
>>68407733
it must irk you to be called out for a staggeringly predictable and unfunny post even whilst in the midst of typing it.
>>68407704
>how to spot someone on the team
KEK
>>68407704
you should be a late nomination, the 2 noms this week are pretty shit
>>68407759
XDXDXD
>>68407662
kys
the post rate in /afl/ has plummeted since you came here last year
>>68407662
Melburnian Poster guy.
Should be WAautist "Melburnian Poster" Archive guy
>>68407803
>cucktorian blame shifting
>Dees finally after 2 weeks
I'm feeling it lads, finals this year.
>>68407955
>worst cuckstralian denying his fellow statesman autism
>>68408002
nah m8, with our draw from here we're no chance of catching west coast/adelaide
next year
>>68408268
>we're
good game today maxxy
>>68408268
Implying worst coast won't choke for the rest of the season
>>68408333
confirmation
who /top7/ here? Worst Cuck Leastgles need not apply
>>68408322
cheers m8
>>68408333
even so, they have enough home games against bottom 8 sides that they won't lose
>>68408410
Kek first time getting trips what a feeling
Eagles on suicide watch
who /talkingfooty/ here?
it's an elite footy show, really like the way they go about it
>>68408476
spot on there anon
>>68408476
Bad call. Footy Classified is clearly the superior program.
>>68408898
This, >not have sneaky evening wank to Carro.
>>68408268
Only club not in the top 8 with any hope of making finals is Port
how about geelong this week lads, genuine flag contenders
>>68413087
danger won't play like that every week m8
>>68413137
he will if I tell him to
/nrl/ runs /afl/ on suicide watch
