Thread 2
>pens up 2-1 with 4:04 in the 2nd
First for pens win 4-2
FFS PENS
holy shit martin jones is something else
1st for banging Newbie's wife while he's away
wow what a shitter
>wide open net
>I'll pass it back
>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 8m8 minutes ago
>Where is Vlasic?
>sharks showing their support for all the dead fags by choking tonight
this shit is fixed
>>>>>>>>>>>>KUNSHIT
>>68397598
Just a reminder that this happened
>>68397637
Greece, a little slow as always.
Stream?
what the fuck kunitz
>>68397652
>not showing support by getting shot at a lot
You had one job
So we going to argue about a bar shooting in this thread too
>Bill will hoist the Cup tonight
Who /cheering for a game 7/ here?
>Malkin
>shorks
LINESMAN DOWN
>>68397675
www.meatspin.com
best winter sport
Fuck it, Pavelshit and Joe don't deserve the cup
Jones and Couture are the only ones even trying to play
>>68397668
>yfw team canada is so good that they won even by handicapping themselves by taking Kunitz
>>68397691
Right here. Nothing better.
Dammit my CBC streams are fucking up
>Be American
>Get shot
>Paramedics arrive
>Pull out my Discover™ card
>"Sorry, we don't take Discover™"
>Pull out my Visa™
>Nowhere to swipe
>"Do you have the chip?"
>"Oh yeah"
>Stick my card in the slot and pull it out
>"Sir, you're supposed to leave the card in"
>Do it again
>"Will this be credit or debit?"
>"Debit"
>Barely able to type my pin
>Machine asks me if I would like to tip
>Tip 15% of my medical bill
>"Would you like a receipt sir?"
>Bleed out
Could anyone provide me with the /sp/ and /hoc/ approved list of team name changes?
Sharks=Shorks
Those kind?
>>68397709
Y they have been so fucking bad
>letang STILL complaining about a clean hit
Holy shit how could anyone want this team to win?
Why is burns such a whiny little faggot?
>>68397690
>reddit memes will continue to be spammed
Who /GordieHowe/ here?
>>68397699
>Rush, rush, rush, now be calm and accurate
>>68397699
There is nothing sexier
Burns is a thug, and I usually reserve that insult for blacks.
>>68397719
>rags
>>68397691
Not Pittsburgh fans
very casual fan here, are the Sharks a meme team?
>>68397715
laughing
>>68397715
>posting it again cuz nobody cared about it at the end of the last thread
Jesus canacuck that's pathetic
did the ref just get bodied?
>>68397715
L-look mum! Again! Can I have tendies with my Kraft dinner now?
I dont watch much hockey...so who is the lead commentator? He is amazing!
Finals hockey is crazy intense
>>68397719
>pongs
>kongs
>rags
>islels
>laffs
>cancucks
>wongs
>cryers
>craps
>yotes
>canes
>stors
>bufflelo
>bombston
>oilels
>blackcawks
>blowjackets
>st. lose blews
>perds
>shorks
>devlels
>avalels
>mild
>shabs
>flolrida
>blots
>jest
>snes
>flaming snots
sharks tie this period
>pongs
>>68397691
is that Newbie's wife?
>>68397709
Are you JUST realizing this?
>>68397739
biathlon girls are the best
>>68397768
Danke
>>68397691
>having to wait until wednesday for this garbage to be over
Kessel winning
This shit being over
Only two good things about Pittsburgh winning today
>>68397719
Islanders=eyeliners
Lightning=lgbtning
>>68397711
>that garbage goal he scored in the gold medal game was the only point he had all tournament
>>68397748
Yes. There are more articles about their beards than their horrible play.
>>68397780
They have been much better in previous series
>Be American
>Get shot
>Applaud shooter's choice in weapons
>Get shot again
>Tip him
>Die
>>68397719
anaheim ducks - cucks
arizona coyotes - yotes
calgary flames - too irrelevant
oilers - deadmonton/coilers
canucks - cantpucks
penguins - pongs
sharks - shorks
bruins - broons
flyers - floyers
lightning - tampon bay/blots
islanders - islels
blue jackets - blowjackets
leafs - laffs
red wings - wongs/dead wongs
blackhawks - blacocks
blues - blose
senators - snes
>>68397761
JUST
>>68397774
Fuck off grease
>>68397715
>be canadian
>all doctors are helping refugees
>die waiting for treatment
>Crosby getting shafted
WHAT A TWIST
>>68397825
Flames=flimflams
>>68397774
Go to bed Greece
>>68397719
>boipussies/cucks
>sparkledogs
>broons/bombston
>shitcago/chiraq
>blow jackets
>stors
>red wongs
>oilels
>kitties
>kongs
>mild
>hasb
>perds
>devlels
>literally whos
>rags
>snes
>filthy/floyers/flylels
>pongs
>shorks
>bloose
>tampon gay/clots/publix
>laffs
>cantpucks/cancucks
>craps
>jest
now presented in alphabetical order
>>68397825
You missed tranpa gay
>>68397795
>le Kessel reddit maymay
Fuck off. Go take le arrow to le knee.
Pretty good period
Who /booty/ here?
>>68397768
>yotes
But that's wrong
>be human
>get shot
>bleed out because people rather tak out their mobile facebook devices to record me bleeding out than calling 911 or its equivalent
>>68397768
well meme'd *tips*
> pongs win
> Jones win Conn Smythe
how likely?
Fun Fact: The State of Hockey is also the only state to select Rubio over Trump
>kuntnitz
>>68397866
Her area between her thunder legs and face is attractive
>>68397865
Tampon Gay
>>68397901
Thanks Daniel
>shorks
KESSEL POSTING IS PURE CONCENTRATED REDDIT
DO NOT ENCOURAGE REDDIT KESSEL KEKS
>>68397883
Me desu
>>68397768
>Yotes
It's sparkledogs famalam
>>68397906
Not at all. Nothing compared to JSG in 2003.
>>68397907
Minnesota?
>>68397923
>shorks
>>68397906
I could see it happening, but it'd make me rage. Sure, he's been fantastic in the final, but it's not like he's carried the Sharks on his back the entire playoffs.
>>68397906
>mfw brodeur never won Conn Smythe despite being their key player responsible for 3 cups
>>68397745
>hooks orpik
Kek
>>68397906
I miss the old ducks jerseys
>truely goat
>>68397931
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
>>68397931
Would she automatically judge someone who wanted to get smothered with that booty?
>>68397866
wood berry
>>68397912
You should always be thinking about what your gunna do before you cross the blue line in terms of passing or shooting or the play your gunna make, that being said he did fug that one up
>>68397912
>It should've been 3-1
JUST
>>68397964
Ducks should have new logo with old color scheme.
Orange and gold together looks absolutely hideous.
Polak is so fucking shit
>>68397964
Didn't the nhl take a poll awhile back and the original sharks jerseys got voted the best?
>>68397931
I dont know why i feel the sudden urge to eat a plum.
>>68397912
To think the score could have been 3-1, if not for this idiot.
like fat kid on a smartie
kek
Who /Paige/ here?
>>68397946
Good
Fatso is still bitching about how Giggy won the Conn Smythe over him
>>68397907
Let's dispel once and for all with the fiction that Minnesota doesn't know what they are doing, they knows exactly what they are doing.
>>68397989
Shorks logo sucked dick
the sharks are pissing me off so much. it's like they've got buttersticks and can't get off a shot to save their lives, then sneak one by, letting Jones make a ton of miracle saves but unfortunately not be mortal.
20 minutes left. Still hopeful, but doubt that there will be a Game 7.
If the Shorks force Game 7, does the momentum carry them to the win, or do the Pins finally shut the door?
>mfw bill wins the conn smythe
I don't care if Shorks lose, as long as Crosby gets hurt bad enough to retire
intermission smoooooke
>it's a CBC sucks Pongs dick episode
>>68398010
I feel like that's piss. Is that piss?
>>68397946
Brodeur was a bit overrated, he had some of the best D of all time by far. Plus the trap system implemented by Lemaire made Marty a system babby. The best system babby ever, mind you.
>>68397987
Has the NHL said anything about his hit on Dumoulin from Game 5?
He's playing so apparently he didn't get suspended by fuck, that had to at least be worth a fine.
>>68398013
You would know about ducking dick
Who /Crosbyisstillshit/ here?
>>68397906
>Jones wins Conn Smythe
>Sharks raise banner in his honor
>>68398024
One upbernie for you, fellow redditor!
Remember le cake is le lie
>megatron has to explain to the ((((fans)))) in the arena what the stanley cup is
>>68397765
His naaaame....is Doc Emrick!!
>>68398035
Weed or tobacco? Better be weed, BC girl
CBC broadcast announcers just described Pit commitment to puck possession "like a fat kid on a smartie" on live TV
kek
>>68397986
But the new logo is gold and orange
>>68398023
I can't imagine them winning Game 6 AND Game 7
The Penguins have yet again been clearly the better team
I wouldn't bet on any goalie bailing their team out 3 games in a row like that.
>>68398035
smoke my cock you cunt
>be american get shot lmao
>>68398069
Makes sense, the sharks have never seen it before?
Would you Crosby's sister?
>>68398069
Who is stanley cup? Is he the best player?
>>68398063
>mad
>at bill
>>68398040
>roy quits while he is still a top goalie in league
>fatso keeps playing despite being shit because muh wins
Roy should still be the wins leader
>>68398087
Only with condom.
I do not wish to have to purchase passport to visit child in Canada.
>>68398087
1/1 would bang
could the """""analysts""""" suck pens dicks any harder
>>68398077
New logo recolored for the old scheme, obviously
>>68398087
>Thread full of virgins
What a dumb fucking question
>>68398087
>87
Yes, If it gets me to crosby
>Be gay American
>Get shot by muslim
>>68398087
She plays goalie doesn't she? if so she's probably a total mental cunt
>>68398084
>be canadian get cucked by priminister lmao
>>68398087
I'd probably fuck crosby for the experience too
>>68398087
unf
>>68398109
Maybe Roy should've won more games
>>68398087
I want to lick her asshole
Just got my Bachelor's degree
You fags jelly?
>>68398109
Roy is greatest. Hasek second
Who /letmeshavethisfuckingbeardalready/ here?
>>68398087
is this even a question
left 9.5/10, right 10/10, would bang both at the drop of a helmet
>>68398149
stale b8
>>68398058
>Sharks raise Conn Smythe banner
>Sharks retire his number but he keeps playing so they force him to change it
>Sharks raise banner for the new number
>>68398149
what you gunna do now anon?
>>68398087
Which one is her? I'd slam dunk both of them.
>>68398087
>87
>>68398149
Yes. I have a 200 word essay due tomorrow and I still haven't started yet
>>68398150
Hasek is shit, just overrated because of Red Wings cucks. Brodeur was better
>>68398150
>not ranking Belfour
>>68398118
So like dis
>>68398165
>sharks raise banner for number of banners raised
>>68398159
PLEASE PONGS I NEED THIS CREATURE GONE FROM MY FACE
>>68398087
That isn't Crosby's sister you bunch of dumb fucks, this is
>>68398087
I need lefties instagram
>>68398182
>ranking fatso
>>68398183
>belfour
As a SNES fan this upsets me
>>68398193
damn, if i can't land crosby, at least i can land crosby's sister
>>68398168
Neither
>>68398193
Regardless, I pot a dirty one in her five-hole.
>>68398193
That was Crosby's sister. Sid payed for some surgery, he's nice like that.
>>68398193
Holy shit she looks so much like him, same eyes, lips and smile
>>68398214
>snes
Who /intermission overwatch/ here?
>>68398188
Ugly Philly miscolored nameplate aside, yeah, that'd be perfect
Ok Commander
COME WITH ME
>>68398220
You're gonna shit in her pussy?
Or ))<>((
>>68398024
My old boss a Maple Leafs fan. If Kes wins tonight I'm sure he'll commit suicide
>>68398159
>mfw my job has a strict no facial hair policy and I couldn't grow a playoff beard.
>>68398223
No shit moron, theyr'e related.
>>68398241
back and forth
>>68398232
I lowkey love the flyers nameplates, but fuck the flyers
>live in Pittsburgh
>people already shooting fireworks
>>68398193
Solid 7 would bang and never call again
>>68398165
What happens to the Sharks SC Champs banner waiting in a closet somewhere to be raised? Does it get auctioned off? Burned? Sent to some war-torn African country?
>>68398223
and gender.
>audi r8 commercial
>amount of people that could buy it watching: 7
Lel
>>68398215
not with your face kippers
>>68398252
i've yet to meet leafs fan mad that he's doing well
What are you guys doing for second period faptime?
no gf lads
>>68398275
POORFAG
>>68398290
2D only
>>68398256
>mfw 25 and can't grow a beard
Penguins with Letang on ice tonight: 58%
Penguins without: 44%
Huge difference maker in this one.
>>68398271
Nah they'll send it to Hongcouver
>Pavelski
>0 shots
is he even trying?
>>68398290
watching Bon Jovi shill for DirecTV
>>68398232
My bad
>>68398263
Those are gunshots :^)
>>68398149
>Sarasota
You're a fucking Lightning fan, aren't you?
>>68398215
Who the fuck wants a retarded bald zipperhead
who /intermission fap time/ here?
>>68398288
Some are out there. Most are just generally upset.
Would you guys fug bon jovi if he gave you the power to turn back time?
>>68398308
>Kippers
>doesn't post butt
>>68398263
>tfw not still living in Pittsburgh for this
If the Pens win, light a couch on fire in the middle of the street for me, would you?
>>68398310
I hope he dies in a fire tbf
>>68398252
yeah I'm sure he'll definitely commit suicide for no longer having a fat out of shape american with no commitment to fitness on the books for 6 more cancerous years
last chance for the shorks
>>68398290
Drinking
WELL DONE BROOKE
>>68398256
>work for a medical device manufacturer
>beard nets make me feel like I'm suffocating all day
>clean shaven for years, not by choice
>>68398328
Me desu
>>68398305
He's playing his ass off
First star barring something incredible
>>68398280
Where did you get a pic of my gf
>>68398320
>shoulder yoke disappears when jersey is turned around
nice job
>>68398364
fuckign kill yourself
>>68398275
that commercial gives me the feels for some reasons ;____;
come on shorks give us game 7
Hi. I am sitting in the stands watching the Pittsburgh Penguins. I was cheering my hardest. Sidney had a breakaway with 5 SECONDS TO GO. 5, 4, 3, 2, ON THE LAST SECOND HE SHOT, HE SCORES! "PITTSBURGH PENGUIN WIN!" "There going to the championships." Then Sidney came up to the microphone and said,. "I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SEAN FOR CHEERING SO HARD AND HELPING ME SCORE THAT WINNING GOAL." "What?" "How did you notice?" I questioned I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS . EVERYBODY WAS CHEERING ME ON. now I know how it feels to be cheered on. I walked up to him and hollered, "hi." "Do you like to play paintball." I asked. Sidney said, "sure," sidney asked, "you want to go play." I said, "sure." Then I learned how to play paintball much better
>>68398335
I got u
>>68398323
kek
>>68398263
Unless Shittsburgh is lame (I know it is) that's nothing special. June 1st-September 1st there's at least three houses a night shooting off fireworks simply because in Northeast Ohio where I live
Why do teams change players 20 seconds into the game? Do they really get that tired that fast?
>>68398364
Name please
I'd rather see Pens win in game 6 than 7
What did Donskoi do to deserve so bad linemates?
>>68398338
he's still good tbqhwy
>>68398404
ever played hockey?
>>68398407
Lana Rhoades
>tfw no Pornfidelity scene with passionate balls deep creampie
>>68398407
Lena Oxton
>>68398308
do you still live here?
18 minutes til Pens Cup
>>68398404
Basically. Human beings were not meant to ice skate, let alone ice skate and be slammed into.
>>68398404
Go skating at full speed back and forth and watch how quickly you tire out.
>>68398304
>mfw 21 and can't skip a week shaving without looking like Billy Gibbons
>supporting pittsburgh
>not wanting an original six team like san jose to win
>>68398392
brb blowin my load
Sharks are sleeping
>Bill the only Pen shooting immediately
Fucking learn from the man boys!
the penguins aren't even trying
>>68398433
Kek what a loser
What else? No memes
phil kessels a bird
>>68398378
>My teams dont make playoffs
My paint program is also being gay right now. Paints the whole jersey instead of the section
>>68398433
what's wrong with an asian girl having asian hobbies
Can we all agree that booing Bettman is completely moronic?
It ruins awards being handed out, and Bettman as a whole has been good for the NHL.
>>68398280
plz succ me
>sharks are in roll over and die mode
well gg
>>68398433
you better have something in that rig deserving of a Noctua-15 Kippers
>>68398479
and the shorks still can't get out of their own way, the faggots
>>68398358
Similar situation. Have to use a respirator mask and supposedly having facial hair fucks with the seal.
Last number is the amount of goals the shorks score in the 3rd period
>>68398503
gary pls go
>>68398503
Buttman pls go
Are the shorks even trying anymore?
>>68398433
At least he has a little speed bag to keep his fists fast and arms exercised
>tfw I wanted to see the Shorks win a cup, but they have choked hard just like they always have and now we have to deal with lifelong pongs fans all next season
Just end it all, lads.
>>68398528
0 with a bowtie
>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao
