Why suicide when you can
>dinger
mets
mlb.com
mlbtraderumors.com
fangraphs.com
Old thread involved the White Sox so isn't worth mentioning.
PHILLIES
FUK THE METS
>yfw da giants win da worlds eries
>Canada
nast bases loaded now
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WERTH DON'T DO THE PHILLIES LIKE THAT
Only 1 under .500 and only 4 games back with a whole 3 and 1/2 months of baseball to go.
Laugh and bully us all you want, it's only June.
>>68392673
>gints
>getting passed the tardinals
this is our year desu
I FUCKING HATE JESSICA MEDOZA WHY COULD SHE NOT "CALL" THE PIE RATS GAME
>>68392715
>namefag
>glory hog
>i remember watching something when i was 2 (he literally said this)
into the filter you go
>>68392673
HO HO HO
>>68392673
>bases loaded with Werth
Welp, this game is over. Werth is going to hit a game-winner.
>>68392733
>Giants
>losing to the tardinals
Nah, bro. You got a lucky series win because of June memes, no way does that happen again.
tfw no baseball gf
>>68392673
WERTH!!!!!
>>68392776
Are you a wizard?
>>68392591
Why does the AL West have two secondary teams in it?
Didn't lose today
>lillies
fuck you fucking piece of shit dogshit puke fucks
>feeeeeeeelies
Royals
FUCKING KILL ME OF ALL PEOPLE IT HAD TO BE WERTH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>68392838
Seattle still gets support
I couldn't tell you about Houston tho
>lillies
Who /Fredbird/ here?
>pooprats
Yankees
>>68392776
nice
>>68392886
4.5
Why do Phillies fans puke on little girls?
windians!
>>68392892
anyone have that Papelbon Wojack with the cigar?
WINDIANS
>>68392776
you did this
>bases loaded
>2-2 count
>throw the ball right down the middle
The city of Philadelphia everybody
tfw 15 games over and 1st place
bring on the cusb
The who's and phil's have both collapsed badly after good starts.
Which team is worse?
Snitches get stitches
>>68392930
>>68392917
is uribe kill?
Person who starts watching baseball in September reporting in
>boreball
QUICK! EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE PHILLIES!
>>68392962
all time? Lillies
this season? Phillies
>>68392979
cardinals fan detected
>>68392731
4.5 games back now
>>68392962
Talent wise the Phil by a lot they were hanging in with elite pitching from nobodys
>>68392979
t. Lifelong jints fan
>>68392992
Fuck no, I'm watching what's about to be a sweep of Shitsburgh
>>68392930
Is that Albert Belle or Ancient Eddie Murray?
>>68392917
WINDIANS
>>68392982
what a good feel it was to see this with the whole family
Ayyyyy the Rangers are good again. Looks like I'm back on the wagon.
>>68393014
>jints gamethreads are always active
>somehow that means we only watch in september
>>68393001
yeah. nobody was expecting the phils to do shit this year
>they were right
>>68392976
Just his old peter
Where did all the astros fans go?
>>68393047
shut up, Tiki
>urias vs peavy
Kid might get his first major league win tonight
Are baseball caps different from other American sport caps?
I hear 2016 White Sox 26th overall draft pick Zack Burdi had a great day. Can anyone fill me in on what happened?
>>68393019
Belle
>>68392962
Depends
How did they collapse and what was their original expectation?
>>68392829
Is it really this easy? I just knew Werth was going to win it as soon as I saw him in the hitter's box.
Fuck this fucking team, and fuck the Eagles when they go 6-10.
Screencap that post, I'm fucking calling it.
>>68392886
>86
not all bad
>>68392909
what can you do, can't really rely on those shitters
>>68392917
>>68392930
>>68393022
>I spend the day doing yardwork
>Injuns spend the day going yard
Nice Windians tbqhwyl
>>68393079
Fuck off swagfag nigger
>>68393080
He threw a pitch that is considered a strike to end the game.
>>68392731
>Indians in first
Yeah no
They can turn 3 games back into 10 games back by july
>>68393080
He realized he was going to be a Chicago White Sox and played accordingly.
>>68392885
Seattle-ites love their team and it's hardly the smallest city on the west coast, you must mean Oakland.
Houston is the 4th largest city and 11th largest media market, troll elsewhere.
>>68393080
https://twitter.com/aaronfitt/status/742068968215748608
>>68393064
They killed themselves after realizing that they're tattletale fucks and karma has come to give those snitches stitches
>>68393079
I dunno, I don't pay attention to hats desu
>>68393097
You sound like a whosfag
>>68393123
Not this Indians team. Besides the rest of the comedy central is a joke.
>our logo in an OP
FUCK YEA RELEVANCE
But seriously who's the favorites this year?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GO NATS
>>68393141
>(You)
>>68393186
Depends who you ask.
>>68393163
>not this Indians team
They are literally God in the Al central they have the best record in it against al central opponents like I said a big al central stint is coming and we are going to fucking destroy you guys
>>68393073
Jints win 9-8 desu
>>68393210
"Don't Feed The Whos" by Dr. Seuss
>>68393249
Not a whos fag blind retard
>>68392892
tfw gonna get swept by the rockies
>>68393249
I can't help it
They are just so adorable
>>68392885
Angels and A's are clearly the second teams of their markets
I know Angel fans don't like hearing that but it's true
>>68393186
Giants are favored by meme magic, so them.
Cubs are favored by retards who don't know what they're talking about.
Cardinals are favored by devil magic.
I'd say a Giants over cardinals NLCS with giants over [insert random Arcade League team here] is likely
>Rollins DFA'd
>Latos DFA'd
>Frazier hitting .210
When will the who sux learn to stop getting babby league players who don't have a chance to compete in real baseball?
>>68393268
Sorry, there's just so many of them coming out of the woodwork. Kind of like when you uproot a tree stump and there's just a fuckton of bugs crawling around.
>>68393311
>cubs
lol
meh either the Cards or the Gnats eh?
>>68393325
All of them were shit in the NL senpai. Whos just have a retarded FO.
>>68393325
Everyone who comes to the White Sox sucks, doesn't matter which league they came from. It's just the team's aura.
>>68393325
>sign samardzija out of the Nferior League
>11-13 with a 5 ERA
>he goes back to the babbies
>7-4 with a 3 ERA
CAN'T MAKE IT UP
>>68393372
Yep. Even years are boring.
>>68393372
The cubs getting to the playoffs isn't that lol worthy.
They made it last year and they have the best record in MLB
>>68392543
>implying gays like sports
>>68393405
>who is jordan zimmerman
>who is ja happ
>>68393163
>Not this Indians team.
You mean this Indians team that's 25-16 since May?
>>68393411
remind me what happened last year again
>>68393398
>Toddfather
>shit
You're lucky Reds fans don't exist anymore.
>>68393450
I said making it to the playoffs, anon.
C'mon.
>>68393438
And 18-7 in the division.
>>68393405
Not surprising. He doesn't get a free out every 9 batters in the AL.
>>68393476
>Toddfather
Almost as embarrassing and cringe-worthy as Bombston referring to Ortiz as "Pig Papi"
>yfw whosox sweep detoilet
>>68393488
sorry, i misunderstood you
good taste in vidya tho, i've spent a lot of my life playing fire emblem awakening
>>68393566
i mean, at least ortiz did shit for the red sox
>>68393116
That's a bit rude to be honest
>>68393438
>>68393494
I'm guessing it's either an angry KC fan who is just upset they aren't in 1st all year, or a delusional Tigers fan who still believes the Tigers rotation is top 5, Miggy is going to win the Triple Crown, and they'll sweep SF in the World Series.
Will Jroll's shitshow when he was on the who's cost him hall of fame votes?
>>68393566
Resd fans never had good taste to begin with.
>>68393571
There's a James Shields start during the series, a sweep is actually impossible.
>>68393605
He was never going to the HoF
>>68393671
yeah he might make it
>>68393604
>false flagging as a who sux fan
This is way too much work to be worth it. Detoilet is the only one that was fun to do that to
Anyone who has been on /sp/ longer than a year knows this is how a large portion of whos fans here act. They cry about suffering and shit every day, win or lose
>these grandpas bitching in the 8th inning of the pirates-cardinals game
>>68393604
There is no doubt, senpai.
>>68393663
We shall see
>>68393711
It's been this way for like 5 years now.
>>68393437
zimmerman has a 5.7 ERA since the start of May
happ has a 6.0 ERA over his last 6 starts
>>68393768
>hurr era is the only stat that matters
Casual faggot
>>68393768
>picking and choosing periods to make my argument stand up
Xander Bogaerts has been awesome since Opening Day. See, I can do it too
>>68393800
good response
>>68393800
its not the only stay that matters, but it's a damn good indication that a pitcher is struggling like hell to prevent other teams from scoring.
>>68393605
>>68393566
>>68393476
>jroll
>toddfather
>big papi
Absolutely_Disgusting.jpg
Can we get some actual good player nicknames going here?
>>68393862
Frankie
Klubot
Cookie
Salad bar
Jram
Sup Guys
How are your teams doing?
Gallo Sangan
>>68393905
Shitty, although there are occasional flashes of competency.
>>68393862
Thor
Klubot
The Freak
Shark
Paps
>>68393916
>>68393862
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
JOE JOE JOE JOE
GALLO SANGAN
>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 20m20 minutes ago
>Barnes has been no slouch. But today could have been one to get two innings from Kimbrel.
to that one red sox fan talking about "overworking" Kimbrel and not bringing him in today and why it was ok,
go fuck yourself
>>68393941
Thor is a pretty good nickname actually.
All power with 0 skill.
>>68393901
Yanimal
ZMac
Bauer is an autistic peasant, so maybe something with that
Something for Naquin
Something for Tomlin
Something for Cody Allen
>>68394065
>Thor is a pretty good nickname actually.
yeah, that's literally what he said
>>68393905
Good. First place with mest fading fast.
>>68393982
>shitsharkman
>>68393905
Better than expected desu
>>68394124
Yeah its perfect. Like I said zero skill and all power.
>Thor
>good nicknam
>being named after a girl is good
lol
Will Brazil actually throw the game just to face a weaker US team?
>>68394173
i didnt know that brazil had a baseball team
>>68394173
fuck wrong thread ignore senpaitachi
>>68394173
You lost?
>>68394163
It's only good because it represents what he is. Zero skill and talent just pure power. He wants to be clemens but doesn't have even 1/10 of his talent.
I guess you can say he's like Nolan Ryan. But Nolan could actually strike people pit so....
>>68394163
being named after a girl is good retard
>>68394254
My name is Abigail. I'm a 45 year old man. It's not cool.
>>68393862
any player from the deadball era
>>68394223
Syndergaard is that hot pitcher that comes up and performs well for 3 seasons before he suffers extreme injury and is unable to return. He'll be out of baseball by 2020
Pie Traynor
>>68394223
have a (You) on the house my friend
>>68394268
Why are there so few old-timey baseball names anymore? Buster Posey is the only one I can think of?
>>68394355
>>68394268
Big guys named Slim and slim guys named, Slim.
>>68394312
I hope Syndergaard's arm turns into jello and falls off.
>>68394355
Clayton Kershaw and Madison Bumgarner sound like something straight out of a fictional 1891 comic book.
>>68394355
Max Muncy?
>>68394312
How many strikeout titles?
>>68394023
>2. Using Matt Barnes to start the 10th inning: Again, this is very defensible. Using the closer on the road in a tie game is tricky. If the game goes a few innings and then you take the lead, you don't have a closer. Beyond that, the Twins are dreadful. Barnes should be able to throw a scoreless inning. He got five outs pretty easily against them on Friday.
>But Kimbrel has thrown only two innings and 23 innings this month. He could have gone two innings and you take your chances with the offense scoring a run in the top of the 11th. Plus there is no game on Monday.
>Again, Barnes is not the "wrong" move. He has pitched very well this season and Twins aren't any good. Kimbrel also has been a little shaky in non-save situations. But I'd have liked Kimbrel for six outs today.
>>68394312
My god Kershaw's numbers are fucking unreal. He's not only more efficient than everyone but he still leads baseball innings pitched and least pitches per inning while still striking out a prolific amount of hitters.
LA Dodgers vs SF Giants
8:30 PM ET | 5:30 PM PT
>>68394447
>>68394447
>>68394447
https://twitter.com/Buster_ESPN/status/742147355726602240
>The Giants had conversations today about Bumgarner being in Derby. Idea floated is a P's Derby. SF open to ideas; he wants to be in Derby.
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
>>68394481
>goalposts change from "h-he can't strike anyone out" to "w-well he's not the best at it"
kek
go back to posting about TJS fåm
Angels had an ATTENDENCE of 36k THERE WAS LESS THAN 20k there from what I can see, are they buying out their stadium
>>68394113
Cody Allen is chickencody
Tomlin is little cowboy
Bauer is Baueroutage
>all these kekolds who defended bat flips done by latinos balking and backtracking after that based Miami batflip
You can't have it both ways keks
i hope isis kills america so blue jays worlds eries
>>68394591
Yeah he's the best pitcher in baseball and it's not even close. It's scary how fucking good he is.
>28.1 consecutive scoreless innings (most in the MLB this year)
>Since 1893 only him and Jake Arrieta have had 4 straight starts of 0 runs and 3 or fewer hits
>1 run in his last 34.1 innings
>Brought a no hitter into the 7th
>2.52 ERA
>7-1
Who /5gamewinningstreak/ here?
HEY
FUCK
YOU
>>68395413
man i wish they made actual MLB legos, those OVO things are so shitty
>shit sux in charge of FO
>>68393604
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Michael Fulmer?
post yfw bumgarner beats frazier in the derby finals
>>68395895
You mean Machado
>>68395940
You mean Trumbo
A Chicago Illinois White Sox Baseball Club 2016 First Round Draft Pick Zack Burdi Of The Louisville Cardinals Blew A 3 Run Lead By Giving Up A Walk Off Grand Slam Home Run In His Own Stadium To A Freshman Pinch Hitter With 26 Career At-Bats To Cost His Team A Trip To The College World Series, In His Program's Greatest Season Ever.
>whos
>>68396072
ABSTRACT
ART
>>68396072
Saw that and thought the same thing. Is there a curse?
>Todd Frazier was the 2015 HR Derby Champ
>>68396131
>Clayton Kershaw is better than Bum
>>68396131
>I get upset when a player from my favorite team loses a meaningless ball-hitting contest
>>68396125
The whos aren't an actual baseball team. They're a social experiment made to see how people react to the worst performing, worst run, and worst managed team from top to bottom in a sports league.
It's the only explanation that makes sense.
>whoposting has now outpaced asshatposting as the blight of /mlb/
A teenager just struck out Busted Pussy on a slider and made him lose his bat
>>68396367
It's literally 2-3 cubes faggots.
I just realized that I did start watching the Red Sox again this year. I didn't watch them a lot since 2011 but this year looks good!
how does this make you feel?
>>68396786
He fits right in.
ALL-TIME FRANCHISE POWER RANKINGS
1. Yankees
POWER GAP
2. Cardinals
POWER GAP
3. Giants
4. Dodgers
5. A's
6. Red Sox
POWER GAP
9001. Every team not listed
THE ABYSS
999999999999999999. Natinals/Expos
>>68396072
Why The Fuck Do People Talk Like This?
>>68392734
jesus christ, someone tell her how ineffective that "workout" is
>>68396843
we will get there soon
>>68396786
piece of shit better take that mexican flag off
>>68396843
What is this, just a list of the top WS winners?
>>68392792
Say that to me in the nlcs, not during the regular season, see what happens
>>68396786
Well I feel that no one needs two pairs of sunglasses on their head at the same time
>>68396955
>Franchise winning % of .478
>Zero (0) World Series wins
>7 postseason appearances in almost 5 decades
>He actually believes this
>>68397139
Rangers will be better overall than the yankees for the next 3 decades
>>68396843
Most letter hats look GOAT.
I fucking hate Detoilet but absolutely love their hat logo.
Aesthetic af
>>68397219
I thought we were ranking hats.
Sorry /mlb/
>mfw the yankees suck so hard that their highlight of the day was Matsui at the Old-Timer's game
For the white people that dont know, this is what a tamborazo is. Youre gonna have to put up with this every time Urias is pitching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opfrtHDm53A
>>68397192
'no'
>>68397289
>put up with
it's better than all the shitty rap and hip hop that those idiots love so much
>>68397192
(You)
>>68397078
Not exactly, but that plays a heavy factor
>>68397282
Yankees rebuild when?
>>68397479
>implying they aren't rebuilding right now
Once they are free of arod and Ellsbury they will be dangerous again
>>68397479
>tfw the Yankees play strong through the trade deadline, giving Cashman no reason to trade for top prospects
>Once the trade deadline comes, the Yankees will collapse into oblivion.
Cap it. I hope it doesn't happen, but it will.
>>68397747
Cashman should grow a pair of nuts and trade Chapman/Beltran/Miller for prospects.
>>68397747
at least Steinbrenner is dead
>>68397798
He will once the Yankees decide that they're actually a losing team. He'll get too much shit if he trades them while >we're still hovering around .500
>>68397798
>tfw Theo snags Miller for Dan Vogelbach
>>68396284
What is the endgame?
>>68397846
THE YANKEES ARE NEVER A LOSING TEAM THEY ARE WINNERS NO EXCUSES YOU'RE FIRED!
>>68397747
I hope this doesn't happen, only fools thinks this yankees team can compete
>>68398049
Its not a terrible team it's just not a playoff team.
>>68398081
Yea i never said they were terrible, I just don't see them being legitimate contenders to say getting the 2nd wild card spot.
This is the SF Giants team who is gonna sweep everyone in the 2016 post season (dying emoji face)
>>68397336
I'm okay with the top 40 music and rap that plays for players but this drum stuff is more annoying
>>68396786
fat mexican, basically indistinguishable from a regular dodger fan
Who is going to lose to the Rangers in the World Series this year?
>>68398584
Probably the Rangers.
>You will NEVER take a 106 mph ground ball from Mike Trout to your nuts
WEW
E
W
>>68398584
>one strike away
>twice
>>68396894
>implying she is trying to workout and not present herself to tyrone
>>68397219
I am a dodger fag but I hate norm boring and normal the LA logo looks
>>68398584
>win a 100 games and the division
>lose to the wildcard winner mariners
Can't wait
>>68397892
That would actually be a good trade for both teams.
>>68399226
wouldn't be the first time nelson cruz prevented the rangers from winning a world series
>>68398701
it clearly bounces, that wasn't 106 mph
>>68399226
Tssst yeah Profars gonna hit a ball right into felix's fuckin head and he's gonna go braindead or somethin tssst
>>68395883
What about him? The fact that he's going to take an L against the Tribe?
>>68401275
Slow down and breathe
>>68399874
Pshh!! Fuckin HOME RUN CHIPPAH!! They should call you Chippah Jones er sumpthin...
>>68393138
>https://twitter.com/aaronfitt/status/742068968215748608
o l e o l e o l e o l e
>>68401382
Oh I'm quite relaxed, leaf man.
>tfw my baseball related thread died with all the furpuck and divegrass shit
>>68392776
We always hurt the ones we love
>>68393905
Same soup just reheated
>>68398701
Not a good week for the balls of Cleveland athletes
>Yan
>Juan
>LeBron
>>68401613
Best #5 starter in the AL desu
>>68393080
>>68393122
>>68393124
>>68393138
http://uoflcardgame.com/deja-vu-zack-burdi-louisville-baseball/51641/
This article is a must read. So many fucking tears on their end. He did the same shit last year, except that this time it was a GRAND SLAM he gave up TO A FRESHMAN while he had a 3-0 LEAD. Literally cucked in the worst way by a younger player. Ultimate fucking degradation.
He will fit right in with the White Sox.
>>68402824
>“I wouldn’t be able to get through what I told Zack,” McDonnell told the reporters at the presser. “I walked out there and hugged him. Because you know he’s hurting.
Man some coaches are just so based.
>>68402824
>>68402824
>this happens
>on the same day the sux lose the series to a shitty AA royals team
P O T T E R Y
>>68403012
>Man some coaches are just such pussies
FTFY
>>68403066
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>>68398365
>the urine soaked city of you
>>68402413
lol those all kind of rhyme
Does Urias even have a single win?
>>68403192
If you were the coach, what would you have done?
>>68403223
He has a single eye lel
>your team
>last thing you ate
>HoF reject you think should be in (not currently on ballot or from your team)
>Red Sox
>Chewy Louie ice cream sandwich
>Luis Tiant (played for 5-6 other teams for roughly half his career, so he counts)
