What did he mean by this?
good ol' scratch 'n sniff
>>68389657
>sniffing his sweaty balls.
Thats perfectly healthy, chav.
the fuck is his problem lads?
>>68389694
What guy doesn't do this?
>>68389737
he doesn't give a fuck
it's just typical german behaviour, when I went to Berlin they encouraged me to do this in public places and then they all cheered and started giving me beer and naked women depending on the smell (there was some kind of scale, the stronger the smell the more women and beer they give you, that's how it works over there)
>>68389810
Berliner here, this post is 100% accurate.
>>68389657
he simply doesn't give a shit
based löw
>>68389752
if i had 78383 cameras pointing at me, i wouldn't do it
>>68389694
saved, thanks familia
>>68389657
He had a go in the back too.
https://twitter.com/r_campix/status/742095726906380288
>tfw you didn't wipe properly
I do this all the time without thinking and I have no idea why, it's not like there's someone I should keep my balls fresh for.
>>68389810
can confirm
Dude's been filmed picking his nose and eating his boogers and now this. Maybe he should start realizing that there are always cameras on him during a match. Control your hands man.
>>68390041
holy shit.. kek
>>68390041
>he doesn't sniff the shitstains left on the hand after wiping your arse
I'm never shaking hands with germans ever again.
>>68390041
Disgusting..
>>68389810
I noticed that too, but I was too shy to try
>>68390041
Is this some kind of new german scat porn?
>>68390041
>first world culture
Based Low, i do that all the time, my balls smells best after a day without shower! Also my boogers taste good ...
>>68390041
Well that was the hardest fap of my life, but i did it
>>68390041
>this man 7-1'd us
Please CIA, find the truth about that fixed match.
The misunderstood genius
World class baka
>>68393955
Well he is good at scratching shit off
Does he dye his hair?
>>68389657
>>68389694
>>68390041
does he get roasted for this? it's honestly really strange behavior for a public setting. most people probably learn not to do stuff like this by the time they are ~7 years old. In America if an NBA or NFL coach did this he would literally never hear the end of it.
Was it autism?
>>68390041
i can understand the boogers thing because apparently they're good for your immune system or some shit like that but this is too much
In the comfort of my own home, I will clean my nose via the pick and eat, scratch and sniff behind ears, under arms, and upper crack. Only get the itchy asshole if I don't shower for a couple days... Typically I will wake up with smelly fingers with dead skin under the fingernails, never shit. I'm a very good wiper and wipe from multiple angles and finish with a moist towelette.
But I never do this shit in public because I'm not a German animal.
>>68389657
i do this all the time smells great
>>68394590
go away hans, you're not fooling anyone with your flag.
>>68394362
>tfw pick and eat my boogers every single day, only at home and wash hands afterwards
>havent been sick in over 10 years
>>68395016
> "havent been sick for ten years"
Probably because you never go outside
>>68395016
is this true? i better start right away then
>>68395016
what do they taste like?
>>68395115
>>68395137
whaddafug
>>68390041
wow
>>68395162
it doesnt really taste like anything. they are just a little salty due to mucus
you should try it for yourself to find out friend :^)
>>68395162
Like anon said: nothing, just a little salty
It's really not disgusting at all. It's literally grooming and more effective than blowing.
>>68389810
>tfw went to berlin but didn't experience this as I just cleaned my dick right before and thus it didn't smell like anything other than soap
it's just typical german behaviour, when I went to Berlin they encouraged me to do this in public places and then they all cheered and started giving me beer and naked women depending on the smell (there was some kind of scale, the stronger the smell the more women and beer they give you, that's how it works over there)
>>68389810
the Ahmeds are really weird familia
>>68389886
Jokes on you, there were only 78382
>>68389657
To be fair who the fuck hasn't fine this?
I do it probably every day
Fair enough I don't usually do it public but I do have a rearrange if it's needed. Fuck walking around in discomfort for the sake of other people's sensibilities
>>68390041
Can a German please explain this?
Is this typical kraut behaviour?
>>68395863
*who the fuck hasn't done this
Fucking auto correct
>>68389657
Honestly, who doesnt give their hand a cheeky sniff after scratching their balls?
>>68390041
Hahaha German poopy eaters
>>68396012
It's typical man behaviour, you effeminate island monkey.
t. Al Bundy
>>68396049
Not me tbqh
>>68396113
What, scraping shit out of your arse and sniffing it?
I should have known such disgusting things are considered normal to the Germans
>>68389657
Can't be really surprised if you think back from the World Cup 2010 and remembering that he was tasting his own boogers or something related to picking his nose.
>Germdicks
>>68394259
It's impossible to roast someone who doesn't give a fuck so much that he does it for 100+ million audience
>>68396212
Honestly surprised you're surprised by this, Pajeet.
>>68391808
>we wuz germanz an sheit
I can already see you sinffin some nail - anus action just to feel first worlder
>>68389810
Western Germany is forever embarrassed by the east
I hate going to the east when I visit family
>>68389810
Sniffing my scrotum for beer and pussy is all that keeps me going sometimes.
It's the hones man's cocaine.
>>68394259
who is this
PEOPLE STILL DOUBT HIM
>>68389657
Secret to success tbqh senpai
>>68394089
Fucking underrated, goddamn
>>68394089
nice one texas
>>68396264
He also has a World Cup. He can do whatever he wants and still pretty much shit on anyone who tries to roast him.
>>68389810
Kek
>>68390041
