White Sox vs Royals
Rodon vs Ventura
Rubber match
Can we please finally for fuck sake win a goddamn series against the division that isn't the twins?
I seriously can't understand what the fuck is with this team and basically being fodder for the AL Central every fucking year. You'd think division games are the ones where they have to step it up instead of lay down like they been doing it. It's embarrassing and pathetic. and something MUST BE CHANGED.
>Yesterday's shitshow
>The past month
>The past 3 years and 1 month
>Robin still not fired yet
Best job security in the world.
>>68376477
Tell me about it
In one of the rare times that the park actually draws 30k+, they decide to lay a complete goose egg for the fans.
Fuck you White Sox.
>>68376043
>Can we please finally for fuck sake win a goddamn series against the division that isn't the twins?
Can Poland have a Space Program? You already know the answer to this. And with Detroit coming tomorrow, it's not gonna get any better.
>>68376643
You know it's beyond sad when simply asking your team to at least try to play competitively against their own division is evidently too much to ask for.
Rodon pls don't rodanks
>>68376901
Rodon could throw a fucking no-hitter and this team would still lose at this rate
Shuck is left and Melky is DHing
Off to a good start
Sigh already...
Royals
Your boy's got a wicked slide
>>68377767
Not wicked enough...
sigh... come on Rodon, get out it please...
>>68377428
And here we go again.
sigh...
They bunt with a runner in scoring position and get a run. Yesterday we do the same and get jackshit.
I mean, fucking, seriously?
Just why?
Why aren't we ever allowed to have nice things?
>>68378122
It's one run
Fucking Rodanks get your fucking shit together.
You don't have the luxury to be giving up runs with this fucking offense.
You fuck.
Hopefully nobody bullies Yordano today
>>68378164
Have you seen our "offense"?
>>68378244
HOPEFULLY WE CAN ACTUALLY SCORE SOME GODDAMN FUCKING RUNS TODAY
>Eaton continues to nosedive
>abroo
>>68378249
Have you seen our starting "pitchers"?
God damn you got me doing it now
Meme magic doesn't appreciate the depression
Let's go Royals!!!!!!
Ventura going to get into a fist fight once more
>>68378350
You mean the one who shut us out yesterday and only gave up 3 hits?
Fraz please
>toddam lafrazunn
>toddun fraroche
WILD THING
FOR FUCK SAKE RODANKS
He's safe
Thanks Avila
Oh fuck
what kind of tag was that
why was he behind the bag like that
Thank you based camera angles
A break? or umps taking pity on us?
Welp, you guys got a free out
Thank you based Cameras.
>>68378912
might have tagged his thigh/ass earlier
Fucking Rodanks come on you fuck
This pitcher is OBSESSED with first base
Take a break guy
>>68379099
Of course he is. He's know the aggressive stealing.
And fuck. Come the fuck on Rodon.
rodon can't close out an inning to save his life
Time for anime. Fuck all of our starting pitching lately.
Wow
Wow
Umps gifted you one, Royals gifted you two
sigh...
>>68379249
good idea
I'm playing Leithrasir on the side. This team is just...
it's...
I...
I just...
sigh....
>>68379443
And we're still losing.
Normally we'd say, it's only 2 runs, but this is the White Sox we're talking about here.
Kill yourself Lawrie
>>68379546
On the bright side, Yordano looks to be dealing today
He always pitches well after getting in a fight
>>68379645
>avishit2
>avishit1
FUCKING tigers sleeper agents
Absolutely fucking pathetic
>>68379645
Hold off on that judgement until he pitches against a major league team.
>>68379850
I mean, I get what you're going for, but I'm not going to enable your... this... thing you guys do
Let's go Royals
>>68379923
This is the last 30 days. The White Sox are not a major league offense right now. Yes, that's a lower wRC than the fucking Braves.
>>68380033
Yikes
>>68380033
>.1 WAR
Built to win
>>68380033
>I actually root for this team
Wow
Wow
Kendrys Morales just instinctively gets double plays
He can strike out for double plays
The man's a freak of nature
>>68380342
>We Root for this team
>Specialty Beer Night
Good times.
fuck this anderson guy
>>68380488
>>68380342
>>68380033
Burdi, our 2nd pick, just gave up a walkoff grandslam to knock his team out of the tournament.
and timmah just erased a leadoff single with a DP
sigh...
>hud
>>68381086
love it
I break two bats in the inning
I break two bats at bat
Holy shit did you see that brown oompa loompa batboy
Little Kendrys
sigh...
And yet another leadoff baserunner...
that pancake guy has totally killed someone
>>68381293
lel
I really really really really like this pitcher
Rodanks please
>white sux
Royals getting themselves out
sigh... come on offense... please?
>>68381822
Can't even let the fucking broadcast's HUD show up before we get an out.
I fucking hate baseball.
>latoddunn
>Perez dies against the Sox
>again
Fuck you blegh you canadian piece of fucking shit
oh look a 1-2-3 inning
Come on offense wake the fuck up
Oh look, another break
can we finally take advantage?
>>68383243
"no"
>jb suck
GO the fuck back down to charlotte already you piece of shit
lel
BTFO
wew
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
WHYYYYYYYYY
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
I'm going to cry. This... why...
fuck...
this team just...
Why do I root for this team?
Why is this happening?
Why aren't we ever allowed any happiness?
This is so fucking depressing. Why?
Just why?
What the fuck is wrong with this team?
>>68384026
Who knows
Also jerry just assured us we're here for life
#neverleaving
You guys are just showing off your anime clips
It's only two runs
>>68384149
At this point I just want a little something?
Can't we even have a little something?
Why do we have to have NOTHING?
Why does this team?
>>68384249
see
>>68380033
>>68384249
Might as well be 10.
Offense continues to sputter out absolutely nothing.
>>68384249
>it's only two runs
Man I wonder how it feels to root for a team where you could actually say this.
Hud shitting on the fat guy in the stands was kek
ventura always plays the best the start after getting into bench clearing brawls
just need them to happen every game
>>68384449
>>68384458
WOE IS ME
DOWN BY ONE
PUT THAT SHIT ON THE BOARD
JOSAVIOR
FINALLY A FUCKING RUN
WAS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO ASK FOR?
>>68384636
You seriously fuck off now. Have you even watched the white sox this past month?
We even showed you this
>>68380033
I tried to be civil as I usually am to opposing team's fans but seriously,
What the hell is your problem?
>>68384724
Stop whining like a faggot
>>68384764
You want to be a fan of this team then? Don't talk shit about shit you don't know.
>>68384804
This shit has got to be a ruse. There's no way you're actually this obnoxious. Jesus Christ.
Royals "fans" are the worst
>>68384553
The local KC sports talk has completely changed their stance on yordano as the week passed. Initially they were throwing all the blame on yordano but as Showalter kept saying retarded shit they all changed their minds saying it was Machado who started it all and yordano was just immature.
I hate the KC sports talking heads
>>68384842
I don't even know what to say to you anymore.
I give up.
Todd fucking please.
>>68384553
I figured you were probably talking out of your ass so
after the trout brawl
3.1IP, 5ER, awful, he also got into a brawl this game
after the lawrie brawl
7IP, 2ER, ok pretty good, but it was against the white sox, so it hardly counts, also got into a brawl for the third straight game
after the eaton brawl
5.1 IP, 5ER, awful
after the machado brawl
6IP, 1ER, good, but again it was the white sox so it doesn't really count
did I miss any?
Stop fighting, kids.
>>68384867
look I put the word fans in quotes!!!! so original
>>68384908
Machado did start it
fuck em, hope he knocks a rib out of Lawrie today too
For the love of god Albers please
woe is me
we're only up by one
woe has befallen exactly me and nobody else on earth
>>68385124
Why are you such an asshole?
We're 2-6 against you. I'm being civil and asking seriously.
>>68385025
>being this upset when you're called out
pffffffffft
>>68385159
Why are you such a whiny bitch
>>68385159
Can you blame me? We're only up by one run. I'm really sad about it, and I need you to know.
HEY HEY HEY
Let's go offense, get the other run!!!
>Myles
Pretty gay chicago. Also he sucked
>>68385189
The white sox haven't given him a reason to be happy in years
>>68385255
No soul
>>68385189
8 years of no playoffs
4 years of enduring robin
3 straight losing seasons including a 99 loss season
constant anemic offense
constant leaky bullpen
the good starters when they're good get no run support
current 8-21 losing streak
a 3-14 record so far against the division thats not the twins
already lost the last 8 of 9 series
triple A players and hasbeens on this roster
You want me to say more or is that enough?
>>68385341
>inb4 b-but 2005
WHITE SOX FANS ARE THE WORST IN BASEBALL. STOP OPPRESSING YOUR NON RETARDED FANS WHO HAVE THE AUDACITY TO FIND ANYTHING POSITIVE IN ANY SITUATION
SERIOUSLY FUCKING STOP IT. HAVING HOPE IN YOUR SPORTS SOMETIMES IS THE ONLY HOPE PEOPLE HAVE IN THEIR LIVES. YOU FAGGOTS TRY AND TAKE IT AWAY FROM THEM LIKE THE SELFISH MASOCHISTIC PRICKS YOU ARE
BUST HIS HEAD OPEN YORDANO
>>68385029
But it was obvious from the start that machado started it. My point is that the retards on KC sports radio didn't care until Showalter kept acting like a douche about the whole thing. Sanctimonious sports talk is the worst.
>>68385370
>living in the past
whos fans are such cucks
>>68385433
>(you)
>in charge of reading comprehension
>>68385371
It's not the fans taking away the hope
It's the team
>>68385341
Say more only if the next line is "I'm going to kill myself"
>>68385371
How about you stop getting triggered :^)
>>68385418
Oh, I got you. Yeah there isn't anyone I really like listening to, personally. The Drive used to be tolerable but Danny Parkins is getting rrrreally full of himself
>>68385498
Rooting for this team does make me want to kill myself.
I guess I can't be mad at you royals fans for not understanding because you got to see your team go to two straight world series and even win one. Lucky.
that fulmer guy is lucky that he's dodging the sox AGAIN, shuck and avi would absolutely wreck his shit
Avi please is it to much to ask for you to keep this offense going please?
Guess it was...
sigh...
why did I have hope?
>>68385576
>because you got to bandwagon your team after two straight world series and even win one
ftfy
That was a very kendres morales play
I bet any of these royals fans here would have abandoned ship long ago if they were to root for the 5 years of the white sox
>Attendance for US Cellular on June 11, 2016
31,183 (76.8% full)
This might be a record high.
>>68385732
And they lay a fucking goose egg
Embarassing
>>68385576
But, my man, let me level with you 100%. I think you're a nice guy, honestly, and White Sox fans tend to be, I don't know, not awful to talk to.
But the thing is, my man, my lad, is that I watch sports to get away from the every day troubles. Bills and my aching hip and should I have gotten a different degree or man I'm getting fat, whatever. Sports is an escape from all that. To come on the fun leisure sports board and having someone bring in really heavy, sad shit, I don't know. It's annoying. I don't see what you get out of it, and I feel what you do has no place anywhere near sports. So you're a faggot for making me read that sad shit. Take it to your blog, dude.
>burdi will never recover
And time to blow this game wide open.
>>68385670
>>68385714
What's up with this bullying?
>>68385714
Yeah, how could we possible know what the """PAIN""" AND """SUFFERING""" you go through feels like
>>68385802
>take it to your blog
>after writing your own blog
kek
>>68385802
Okay I see you're being level with me now. But have you ever considered the fact that the sadness I express is because of the sad product on the field that I'm watching?
>>68385932
He asked, I answered. If you just want to be rude we can do that but it's not as fun
>>68385925
>actually implying you've been a fan for more than 2 years
kek
>>68385925
>only 21 years
>not 40 followed by 23
Get on our level rookie
>White Sox fan misplaces their keys
Why does this always happen to me? Is it too much to ask for my keys to not get lost? Literally every year I've been alive I have lost my keys. Even after I find them I can't get past the existential dread I encountered when I first lost them. Why do I even bother with keys? I should take all the locks off my house and car. I even bought a fanny pack to prevent this from happening but it didn't change anything. Oh look I found them but it doesn't matter because I will probably just lose them again.
>>68386051
>20 something year old talks about years before he was born
next you will tell me 20 year old cubs fans are more tortured than equivalent aged rags fans
>>68385986
Yeah but you -never- cheer for anything. It's a one-run game and you're talking like it's 14-0 in the 6th.
Have some heart! Some faith! Ya gotta BELIEVE! That's how the meme magic gets its power!!!
>>68386110
>i-it doesn't count
i guess the royals don't count either since you only started watching them 2 years ago
>>68386142
Hey I believed,
>>68385668
>>68386058
love it
>>68386173
>I can talk about how shitty my team was for years but you can't because you are fair weather lel
don't you kc faggots have some divegrass to watch?
>>68386269
Not my problem you're a bandwagoner
>>68386173
Provide a single logical argument to why what happened 100 years ago impacts how much suffering you feel today. Sports is a "what have you done for me lately" game. For fans and for managers/coaches.
Do you think 20 year old Boston fans actually really felt the pain of how shit they were before 2004? Because that team had a history of failure as bad as yours until the 21st century
Thank you zputty
Offense, please, its just 1 run
1 measly run
>>68386396
See, there you go
>>68386404
there you go what
>>68386325
If you're talking about mls then no because they took a couple of weeks off for copa America.
If you're talking about copa america/euros then you should know that I'm actually watching that and just funposting because white sox fans are pathetic and the white sox are the only team that can bust this royals slump
>>68386442
>white sox
>fans
kek
>>68386432
There you go not being an insufferable fag
>>68386404
see
>>68383535
>>68383243
>>68381822
>>68376043
I'm being as optimistic as possible.
>>68386475
Well somebody is sitting in that stadium watching them lose
fuck yourself jim
>>68386565
Have to have an armed escort to get into this ugly ass ballpark
the solitary corrugated steel lean-to of shitcongo
>>68386336
everyone is a bandwagoner to you cancerous niggers.
> team suddenly is good after being historically shit
bandwagoner
>show any hope or optimism for a bad or mediocre team
bandwagoner
>say what happened to team 100 years ago doesnt matter today
bandwagoner
>are a cubs fan at all at any time
bandwagoner
sheesh eaton...
Alright come on holdem at 1 and try to get 1 run in the 9th
Is 1 run so much to ask for?
What's wrong with this offense?
>>68386348
>had a history of failure as bad as yours until the 21st century
>rs 4 al pennats+5 additional playoff appearances
>ws 1 al pennant+3 additional playoff appearances
I didn't know royal fans were this clueless, but then again they are all bandwagoners
>>68386732
So why bother replying
It's shit bait from an amateur
Just watch these dudes lose to a literal minor league team and drink up the tears
>>68386797
>So why bother replying
Because he's an idiot
>>68386779
Cry about it faggot
SALVADONG
MONSTER
MONSTER DONG
CRY ABOUT IT YOU LITTLE BITCH
HOW ABOUT A SALVY DONG
Game Ovah
sigh...
I hope for just 1 run and it turns out they get it...
why?
sigh...
>>68386779
winning the world series is all that matters, unless you are a doyers fan
>86 years straight without a WS
so they won a few WS in the fucking 1910s. jesus christ you faggots will never get it. literally 0 people alive remember them
>>68386892
You seem to be angry my bandwagoning amigo
>BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER >BANDWAGONER
Cry about it
>>68387071
It's all he's got and it just
ain't
enuff
MEME MAGIC CANNOT BE STOPPED
>kc faggots this triggered
>>68386949
He's a "lifelong fan" that wants to be in his happy place.
this series going to propel the kansas city royals to a well deserved 10+ win streak
the magic's back BAY BEE
BANDWAGON
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE BANDWAGON
THE BANDWAGON
>>68387162
Let them be, they'll go away once the face an actual MLB team again and start another losing streak
>>68387226
WOW
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST WE ARE GOING TO WIN THAT MUCH WHEN STATISTICALLY SPEAKING WE PROBABLY WONT
>>68387226
We are the slumpbusters after all
You're welcome
then again this game's not over yet
we did score off wade yesterday
There's hope for a chance
come on Zputty
>>68387251
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68387162
>>68387186
The blubbering, quivering mass of shitcongo does its feeblest "no u" before breaking down into a full throated bawl
>>68387251
>Sox don't face the Royals again until mid-August
Battle for the Basement is gonna be a go.
Thanks for nuthin Stankees
Oh boy its Danish time again..
>>68387251
>face an actual MLB team
These gentlemen in the blue uniforms are LITERALLY the Omaha Storm Chasers
there is no excuse, my little crybaby boy
my littlest saddest little crying baby boy
The white sox play ball like a girl
>>68387465
Have you seen the White Sox lately? Excuse enough?
>>68387329
Twins have that on lock down
bandwagon. i said BANDWAGON
>getting thrown out at the plate by Shuck
hahahahaha
>>68384553
Yeah, no.
>>68384908
You bitch about inside pitches, you are going to get pitched inside. It was going to be brush back pitch but it got away from him. Machado should have walked to 1st like a big boy.
WHOA SHUCK
Thank you
Now get one more and head to the bottom 9th
>>68387538
>triggered this hard
Calm down my man
Looks like watching anime was the right choice. Boy did this thread go to shit.
>>68387538
you said it i heard it
it's too weak, too, soft..... too mmmmmm too much of not enough
it can't pierce the MEME M A G I C
>>68387690
>results to ad hominem when getting BTFO
>b-but youre mad not m-me!!
I'm eating some nachos and watching the royals win a baseball game mate.
>>68387745
>Shitfest between a division rival
Wow, what a surprise.
>>68387805
Calm down friend
Danish! Got out of it.
Come on 2 runs to tie, 3 to walkoff.
We scored on Miley yesterday. Do it again boys. Don't go down without a fight!
>>68387819
Last 2 game threads were fine.
White Sox "fans" wailing out their most powerful bait, scratching, screaming, kicking and crying
it just ain't good enough
it just ain't got the s o u l
HAVE YOU MET CYBORG
Royals
>>68387465
fucking danish is AA player, never been in AAA. Had like a 5 ERA and he got called up, this is what the white sox are working with right now
>>68387851
Davis* not sure why I said Miley
Come on Josavior. Save us.
>>68387851
>abreu
>melky
>todd
Pls homers
>white sux fans actuallu belive wader will blow a save against a team that isn't the barves
Dangit abroo,
Come on Melk, get on for Todd at least
>getting BTFO by the roylels again
GET FUCKED SOUTH SIDE NIGGERS
CUBS WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES
>tfw Cyborg
>>68387918
HALF of the Kansas City Storm Chasers are literal and actual callups from the minor league. There is NO EXCUSE
>>68388059
So do you want all of us to go back to whining then?
Which is it
WHY DID YOU SWING AT THAT MELK?
AW GOD
Fraz please
>>68388161
cuthbert, merrifield and colon?
the sox just called up danish and anderson like 2 days ago. shuck was called up recently also, besides the rest of the roster belongs in AAA anyway
>>68388239
And the entire starting rotation
>>68388190
>expecting a straight answer from a fickle fanbase
Not even sure why you're wasting your breath.
>>68388291
I can feel the butthurt of this post
GG WHO SUX
>>68388287
right, kennedy, duffy and ventura are AAA starters, I've never seen them in the majors before
Will his average drop below .200? He's on his way.
gg whites ox
sigh...
losah...
time for more leithrasir while crying
god damn this offense
wasted a good Rodon day
bg royals...
sigh...
seeya next time my dearest loves
>>68388328
AAA worthy stats this year m80
Why can't this team beat it's own division?
What the fuck is wrong with this team?
>>68388323
Nah, just questioning the point of the conversation in the first place. This has nothing to do with me. You're looking for something that's not there.
>>68388450
You're a bully!
>>68388432
Stupid FO, cheap owner, and literal braindamaged Ventura
>no more playing the royals until august
>next up the tigers and cleveland
Why does god hate us?
>>68388417
well then every player on the sox has high A stats except for sale and quintana, so you're basically playing the Chicago-Salem Dash then
>>68388587
Yeah well the Royals are Rookie ball level so nyah
One-up yours my man
>>68388587
That's an expensive high A team you got there
>>68388641
You're a nice guy, but sheesh
if you could only see yourself
>>68388662
If you could only see this the team that I root for.
>>68388710
Go bandwagon the blackcocks or something
>>68388749
I didn't say I'd ever abandon my team. Again, you're being an asshole.
And kicking me while I'm down after watching yet another soul crushing loss? Seriously dude?
This is bogus. Not cool at all.
