Upcoming events:
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
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7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
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Previous thread: >>68356371
News:
>Shevchenko on shootout
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/12/11907764/valentina-shevchenko-opens-up-about-getting-caught-in-shootout
>Hoyce is still at it
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/11/11909300/mma-legend-royce-gracie-not-retiring-open-to-fights-with-sean-sherk
>Kamaru Usman replaces Ryan LaFlare to fight Alexander Yakovlev at UFC on Fox 20
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/kamaru-usman-in-for-injured-ryan-laflare-vs-alexander-yakovlev-at-ufc-on-fox-20
>Jacare on title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/11/11904048/jacare-souza-knows-he-should-be-in-line-next-for-title-shot
[arm gators viciously]
memes
>spending your sunday perched at the computer so you can make the new thread 12 posts early
Fucking pathetic.
Schaub
>>68371628
fuk u goof
Cunt
>>68371628
I think you mean "spending your life"
>>68371721
LMAO
BTFO
>>68371415
Looks like Nate thought he was shooting for a takedown
>>68371721
lol true
Post your walkout music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndp3uB8Bu-E
>>68371705
>not sinking in the choke
>actually losing back control
there are major flaws in her game, my not yet made daughter would fuck her up.
>>68371811
Fuck off to /mu/ with your shit obscure EDM.
lads, the tragic events in these last few days have left me feeling like shit
why can't we all just enjoy the heems and stop the hate?
>>68371879
I'm too patrician for /mu/
>>68371921
That's probably true considering the shit taste of /mu/ but still.
>>68371415
Thanks for putting efn first, but you forgot to add WSOF 21 on 6/17 as well.
>>68371945
I still havent watched the broadcast of this fight (I was at 199). I read that Rogan busted a nut when this happened.
>>68371883
Get a dog bro
>>68371883
Shut up before I shut you down.
>>68371979
WSOF used to be on the list, but I took it out because it looked like a bad card and it would probably be happening around the same time as Bellator
>>68371811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYI09PMNazw
>>68371979
Dude who cares about a card a week out that's actually on TV. Faggot OP only cares about Invicta cards that are 2 months away.
>>68371879
>Digitalism
>obscure
what a pleb
>>68371415
Are those sponsors on their shorts? How unsightly I can't even look at this.
>>68371811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9OBf8f55tU
Double heem from pancrase this morning
http://media.giphy.com/media/l41YxgMx307cdb8Sk/giphy.gif
>>68372015
>tfw doggo is 500 km away
>>68371811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aw--3qXW6o
F I R E I N C A I R O
>>68371883
All I saw was that webm of the "bystander" getting HEEMED that was posted here yesterday. I don't even know the details. Apparently theres a tournament happening in France and France cant keep a handle on all the rowdy soccer fans. Has anyone actually died? Any fresh webms?
>>68372030
We'll add it back goof
It'll be a fun card to flip back n forth to while watching bellator
Ivanov vs copeland
Ricci vs high
Jon literally autistic Howard
Luis always spicy palomino
Young prospect Phil hawes
It's WSOF 31* btw
Day 2 of Freestyle Wrestling World Cup in one bong
Final Four is Turkey, Russia, USA, and Iran
>>68372181
scroll down for vids of the fights
https://twitter.com/footbalIfights
I was mainly talking about the shooting in the us today, pretty fucked up desu
>>68371811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3h9p_c5-M
>>68372345
>>68372337
Oh shit I didnt even know til now. I came straight to /heem/ this morning.
>>68372337
why was this deleted?
>>68372181
Webm of Vasyl Lomachenko scoring a vicious KO on HBO After Dark.
https://gfycat
.com/DecimalPepperyHare
>>68372456
Be careful.
most of the breaking news in the world I hear about first on heem desu
>>68371415
Thanks Pettis, for fucking Josh out of a belt. Hope he gets the Bellator strap.
>>68372104
Neat
>>68372509
Oh snap that was vicious.
I really need some Jeremy Stephens webms. Anyone care to post make/post some?
>>68372576
>that foottap
>one day when an african fighter heems another african fighter he will pull down his pants and give him a tug
kek
>>68372104
Looks like a cool moment too bad its a gif.
>>68372742
I have a few from 189
>>68372808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w58Qu96HFM
here's the full fight, it's just 5 rounds so it's not a long watch. And Lomachenko is truly special, so it's worth it.
>>68372742
>>68372742
>>68371945
>Big John eats that left hook like nothing
Jesus fuck anything sub welter weight is pathetic
>>68372742
3/?
>>68372986
I'm NOT pathetic
>>68372742
4/?
>>68371945
>the ''''''''sport'''''''''' of mma
>>68373041
>>68372991
>>68372985
>>68372924
>>68372866
thanks m8s
>>68372780
>foottrap
Is this a new heem meme? There literally isn't one in that exchange.
>>68373030
Guess again.
>>68373214
It was obviously a Russian hook aka the shovel hook
>>68372780
>implying that hasn't happened
>>68373124
The attached VP8 video file captures my feelings when a person requests webms of fighter X and I mean-spiritedly post a webm of fighter X losing but he still thanks me nonetheless.
>>68373214
didn't say foottrap, I said foot tap, as in the russian guy tapping the guy's foot (presumably as a way to help him recover from the heem)
he did land a nice russian shovelhook though
>>68371945
this was so cringeworthy. why would they only fight like that for the last 10 seconds?
>>68373390
>>68372780
whoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq92gDny-dE
>>68373390
in a professional mma fight? if so I haven't seen it yet
it probably has in some african promotion though tbf
>>68371811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6F8LF9tRfI
>>68371811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7VuXC_aul0
>>68373404
it's the wwe
>>68371883
Why act so surprised? Riots happens every single time yurops play soccer.
>>68371811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=histRy-jy64
>>68373404
If you think thats cringeworthy, youre a little bitch. You post a lot on leddit, huh little bitch? I can tell. I wish you were in that faggot nightclub last night.
>>68371811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjvNOn8gJDc
>>68373735
Solid. Gibbs is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yDFpUK558
>>68372924
>>68371945
>>68373735
>>>68371811
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=histRy-jy64
testhhbcf
>>68373545
I like
can someone post the webm of 2 brothers fighting where both guys are just flailing on each other like lil kids
>>68371811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCsPmS6pw5Q
>>68373835
you're on steroids
>>68373803
Autism: The Post
>>68373904
>mfw it's Nate Diaz vs Bisbong for his first defense
>>68374144
>Nate
Nick*
>>68371415
>>68371415
Hoyce the fake flake the greatest of the lying dying gracies
Hope he gets heemed permanently or gets heemed into dementia
>>68374144
>>68374196
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>68374144
for real, it's gonna be hendo though
>>68373800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfiqZUoEcg
Him and Madlibb are releasing a new album soonish.
>>68374221
You know, I typically don't agree with the edgy american autismposter, but this time I do. Royce is a faggot.
>>68374335
be queerful
>>68374335
what happened?
>>68374430
shooting at a TFatK live show
>>68374281
edgy
>>68374493
>>68374335
It's more an issue of Democrats crying about gun control desu, just like all of our shootings
>>68374593
>wmma
>>68372628
this is actually an amazing shoop
>>68371799
no shame in that friend
I care about these lads, too
Paige Sletten will be appearing at SummerSlam
>>68373918
real niqqa hours
smash dat mufuggen like button
>>68374259
No its not
Claudia will win right?
>>68372337
damn, you weren't kidding. it really was "50 fags"
>>68374781
can't wait. do you think they'll let her brother in?
>>68374335
Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen
A real hero and a real human bean
>>68374899
>>68374899
She's got thicker calves
>>68371705
>Mayweather vs Tate
>>68374899
Yes, actually
>>68374899
>roided hue wrestler
>winning a 5 round fight
doubt it desu
>>68372780
>mfw I remember that video
>>68375273
Someone probably didnt report me yet
>>68374899
at first i thought she would but after rewatching their first fight, claudia had a hard time taking joanna down and when she did she couldnt do anything. joanna has improved her tdd. also theres no way claudia can just shoot takedowns for 5 rounds without completely gassing
>>68375273
Why didn't he just let go of the shitty guillotine?
>>68375141
you do have 4 times the murder rates of civilised countries
>>68375208
are you kidding
>>68374593
Joe Silva
>don't look like a pervert, don't look like a pervert, don't look like a pervert, don't look like a pervert
>>68375725
No, Carl, I'm not.
>Leave Mighty meme to me
>>68375458
she has got to get joanna down in the center of the cage and submit her and if she can't bjj is a confirmed meme
>>68375725
I don't get it either
>>68375759
he's literally wearing snow boots and lifts and standing up as much as possible he's literally 5'1-5'2
>>68375273
>wearing pink muay thai shorts in an mma fight ironically or unironically
>holding on to a guillotine that desperately
>>68375062
long slim calves are goat tho
>>68375269
wrestling is her weakness, her striking and definitely her grappling are what's she is good at (for the division)
Can someone post 5th round Robbie WebM's please?
>>68375982
>>68375792
have you guys never seen American Psycho?
I always feel like the cards are so far away even though we got one next week
>>68372065
that's ass
>>68376582
no i don't watch fake shit
>>68372411
why has no one walked out to this
someone must have
>>68376692
Some dude did for a Pride event and it was great.
>>68376668
it's a classic movie you sheltered idiot lol
is this tattoo on her hand new? what the fuck is wrong with hawaiians
>>68376727
kek
>>68376812
kek
>>68376827
>sex tourism booms in Canadian petting zoos
>>68376929
>>68376827
she could be the cutest fighter in the UFC, but she really ruined herself with the tattoos, the chest tattoo especially. Boobies should not be tattooed. My fwb has a bunch of really shitty tattoos as well, one on her side/stomach. Really angers me.
Oh and the bleached her looks retarded, too.
>>68377192
>>68377192
agreed
>>68377079
>his tattoos
>>68377192
her nose is too wide
>>68371811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Najo_8Tvc
KAROLINA or ROSE? Who wins and how?
>>68377738
Rose through transgender hormone advantage
>>68377798
here's rose's brother training
https://www.instagram.com/p/BF5Wan0TQAX/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10467345
>>68377911
I would KO that homo stiff and claim his sister in the post-fight speech.
>>68377911
why didnt he protect her from being molested?
>>68378046
he's probably more athletic and under pat barry's tutelage pretty much unstoppable
>>68378138
have you seen him move? + I'm actually a pretty good athlete.
>>68371415
I'm new to heem
that ref is fucking shit right?
>>68378192
https://www.instagram.com/p/BF5bFj9TQIt/
you're fucked bro
>>68371717
has there ever been a fight, were someone gets knocked down like this but then they manage to knock out the guy that jumps on them
>>68378306
>dorf ref
>shit
nah
also are you saying he's shit for not stopping the fighter earlier or for stopping the fight too early
webm related is a shit ref
>>68378095
he tried...he was just too small for her older relatives' wrestling
>>68378306
nah he's ok
most refs would have stop this much earlier
>>68378306
The stoppage was a little late imo but nothing too bad
>>68378417
here's something close to that
Brock lives here
Population (2006)
• Total 347
>>68371811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8By9DnqCHac
>>68378423
woo even worse
that guy in black pants was about to get up and win the fight
Am I on the Mendes game juice?
>>68376582
I have
Still don't see how that's relevant
That isn't a shoop, you're imagining things
>>68378638
>Brock could literally kill everyone in that town on his own
Freestyle World cup update:
Azerbaijan sweeps India and close one between Mongolia and Georgia in the consis
>tfw an -ov in a country full of -vilis
>>68378907
do you weigh 60kg
>>68378638
Looks comfy
>>68378907
Dammit Lithcuck
Stop this shit you've already pulled out against Edgestonia, your time in the spotlight is over
>>68378927
it's a joke you fuckin idiot
>>68378907
how do i achieve this mode?
>>68379420
relax fella
it wasn't apparent
>>68379398
>pulled out
Pussy stopped posting here
>>68379500
if you deserve to be BTFO
you get called a fuckin idiot
deal with it bud
>>68379599
You both went MIA, now you're back but the game has moved on my friend
>>68379608
>say "this is actually an amazing shoop"
>people are supposed to understand you're saying it looks like patrick bateman
>nobody gets it
>they're idiots
nice reasoning there buddeh
>>68378907
what are your thoughts on Lithuania's own Rose Namajunas?
>>68379698
this, it's all about free vs modcuck now
>>68379788
>the entire joke about Rory is that he looks like a killer
>and the most common relation is patrick bateman
Nice reasoning buddeh, believe you me
>>68379881
Your "joke" was awful
>>68379881
just stop
>>68379881
>>68379921 and incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't have the misfortune of reading your mind
>>68379881
>Rory looks like a killer
never understood this.
>>68379881
best calm down if you want to stay here, friend.
>>68380020
THE WELTERWEIGHT DIVISION IS SHARK INFESTED WATERS
IT IS TRULY MURDERERS ROW
What shoes is the ref wearing? They look pretty cool
Khabib warned you all to be careful
>>68380129
"The Canadian Psycho"
>>68380020
He acts like one
That or he is autistic
>>68380839
maybe he's an autistic killer.
>>68379881
Kill yourself
Iran v USA is lit
dirty matches
announcer says Dan Henderson and Clay Guida are there
are you telling me you wouldn't pay $59.99 to watch Rich Piana take on Brock Lesnar in an MMA fight?
>>68382944
Yes
>>68382944
>pay $59.99
mmmmgood goy
>>68376827
Roid chin
>>68372537
BIG
>>68377369
I just realized hes wearing a fedora lmao
Will an EFN game be revealed at E3?
>>68383951
yeah, but it's going to be a F2P MOBA
>>68382944
Brock Lesnar is going to get shut the fuck down by Mark Hunt... I would much rather see Hunt punch his face in
been away for the last couple of days, what memes have I missed?
khabib is a terrorist
>>68384719
be careful
>>68384497
>>68384994
and this is how the admin for the Funny MMA Facebook page browses /sp/ and probably /lgbt/ also
>>68371817
>tfw ronda will never been in this kind of shape again
>>68385058
what did he mean by this?
>>68384719
>wow mike khabib is really throwing bombs in there
>>68384994
ebin may may
>>68374899
I want to taste her tight slavic pussy (it would be my first)
the DC dicksucking meme is arguably one of the worst and gayest heem memes and whoever started it should be ashamed
>>68378038
Needs to be photoshopped baby Jon Jones and Cormier desu
>>68385480
>tfw I'm the one who forced the DC dicksucking meme
>>68385480
absolutely this, bunch of literal faggots that like that meme
>>68385558
this guys such a pussy. he beat up 4 senior citizens, two of them women.
>>68385558
Someone get this to Dana
>>68385843
How many people have you ever beaten up?
who here /fishandchips/ while masturbating to bisping
What a bum
>>68385558
LMAO what is this from
>>68385964
7. Muay thai fighting against men in their 20s and 30s. Not against people who are visibly incapable of properly defending themselves. This faggot twink should have just pushed them off then walked away.
>>68386486
>playing agar.io
>not playing the superior diep.io
>>68386604
>Not playing slither.io
>>68386604
>>68386858
>being nerds
>>68386858
Italy is right for once. Slither.io is the best io game.
Diep.io is total dog shit
t. autist
>>68385558
standing up with that giant piece of lumber, I laughed my fucking ass off and my wife went to piece up some take out, thanks for posting this bud
>>68386951
No we're being careful, which you fucking should be
>>68386858
>slither.io
jesus christ, do you enjoy munching on feces too?
>>68386951
based Czech Republic
Next person to post in here is getting heemd
>>68388235
I'd fuck you up, no joke
>>68388235
>>68388352
Heh, figured one of you chumps would bite. Big mistake kiddo. I guess you're the sacrificial lamb. Don't worry, I'll make it quick.
