>go to play football
>this is the only ball left
>>68362099
>It's been sitting outside through the winter and is rock hard
>>68362099
At least it's not a tennis ball.
>>68362099
>grew up in rural burgerland
>I will never know the feel of playing a game of football with my neighboorhood friends
just kill me now senpai
>take turns retrieving the ball from the field behind the goal
>losing the match
>your turn to retrieve the ball coming up
>kick the ball as far as you can, then run home
>>68362099
Those balls deserve a ceremony before being buried
>still kick the shit out of it
>>68362099
those are the best matches m7. enjoy
>>68362208
Tbh i cant imagine feeling that feel
>>68362218
are you a cunt in your adult life as well?
thank you for reminding me of my childhood, we use to play football almost every day and we had balls that looked liked this
now it's just pic related
>>68362099
>playing with this ball in the rain
It was like kicking a bowling ball
>Goalie throws it and rips off a chunk of the ball
>>68362218
>taking turns
>not the kid who kicked it has to go get it
>>68362241
this
if it's half flat we're fucked, if it's pumped up it's a great ball
>>68362099
>the UK is now a third world country of countries
>>68362208
>not kicking it solo against a wall until your feet bled
>>68362099
>it finally tears
>you fill it with rocks
>run ahead and ask your friend to pass it long
>>68362268
this
>ball is stuck on a tree
>use the spare ball to throw it in order for the ball to fall off
>ball falls off but the spare ball is now on the tree
>repeat
>>68362235
it's an absolute shit feel man
>closest neighbors were almost a mile away
>not enough kids at school to form any kind of sports team
literally didn't play a single game of soccer in my youth
>always picked last
>only allowed to play goalie or defense
>the fat kid is always the keeper
who /lastmanback/ here?
although to be fair a couple of my friends used to like playing in goal
We used to play with stones.
>>68362393
Oh shit das me
>be good at footy
>switch to basketball for some years
>come back to footy
>only good at defense bc of physique
I used to be midfielder
>always picked last because weakling
>prove myself again and again, scoring, passing, being everywhere on the field and fighting
>always picked last
>tfw couldn't play in the same team with best friend because we were the two best and had to be separated
>it's so worn that you pull the sleeping off, leaving just the rubber bit.
>you go to boot it long, but the ball is so light the wind blows it back over your head.
>keeper is autistic and shys away from the ball
>score OG
Y
>>68362411
>aluminium foil rolled into a ball
>faggot nu male cuck teacher tried to ban kicking the ball above head height because like one little kid got hit in the head once
>the whole class stormed the principals office and got it overturned right in front of his face
ITT:
i was good but somthing bad happened
>>68362241
this is my life right here lel
>TFW YOU GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH THIS BALL
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68362498
Yeh, got older and lost all fitness.
>>68362251
>that lad's mental staff runs onto the pitch, is able to get a grip on the ball, runs off and savages it
>Owner of ball who plays like shit gets angry and blows the whole game
>decides to leave
>no second ball
>>68362498
i scored a hattrick in local cup semi final at age 13-14 and assisted two in the final from left wing, local team youth wanted me to play for them but i started playing WoW instead and quit football
now im on 4chan
>class gets new ball
>ruin it the same day by shooting it at a fucking lightning-rod
>have to buy another one
>>68362393
Guilty. Sweeper man back when there were, well, when there hadn't been sweepers for like 30 years.
>>68362560
you are cunt
and you should kill yourself (not meme)
>>68362443
They probably just didn't like you
>>68362372
>tallest
>only allowed to be in goal
>>68362393
>>68362412
mah nigga.
>tfw licking delicious tears off striker faggots
>>68362372
>>68362372
>tfw always one of the first to be picked in all sports
feels good to be naturally talented
>the sound of metal studded boots hitting the concrete with a 'clicker-clacker clicker-clacker' as you and your classmates jog out of the changing rooms onto the concrete towards the field on a frosty and misty morning
>>68362689
>Climb on the school roof
>Balls everywhere
Was like discovering Tut's tomb.
>that fucking kid that would just goal hang BEHIND the goal the entire game and get sneaky tap ins
>>68362363
I had the same prob till I found some Latinos in the city. Don't understand them but art least they have a league :D
>this is the official school ball
![luc_01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YasCuzU.jpg "luc_01[1].jpg")
>>68362772
>>68362328
>not practicing keepie uppies in the hopes that once you break 100 the kids at school might like you
eww are you gay or something lol??
you were all normies, couple years ago????
>>68362830
>That kid that always crushed the bottle
>>68362830
This is the patrician ball
>>68362775
>that one kid who monkey-hangs on the beam
>the goal falls on him and kills him
>>68362830
i thought this was your ball
>>68362452
>not having a monopoly on the playground and always picking the teams yourself, putting yourself with your best friend
who /played with tennis ball/ here?
>>68362916
>>68362916
most kids are normies, it's only when we got to our teens really that it all went wrong
>>68363005
Yes, the school banned full size footballs because so many windows were smashed
>>68363005
>juggle the tennis ball
>small kid wants me to pass it to him
>volley it at him
>glasses were had
>>68362231
implying you have even played football m8
We had three astro pitches with proper goals as well as a couple of fields to fuck around on
>tfw getting to upper sixth and having your pick of all the pitches
>>68362934
That's the "holy fuck stop hitting my shins" ball.
>>68363118
kill me
I still play 5 a side lads, you should do it too. Good for keeping fit + bantz
>a bag and a tire mark the extend of the goal
>>68363118
yep. 15 is where it all went wrong.
I have these photos to prove it. went on the same holiday two years in a row and in the first photos I was a happy kid with a genuine smile. And the next year I look depressed as fuck
>>68363267
prove it
>>68363262
>the ball goes high and everyone argues if it was withing the limits or not
>>68363132
Having them banned for seeing how many tiles u and ur friends can kick out of the ceiling :( good times XD
>>68362372
>tfw the pressure at school always made me play shit but after school I was like messi
>>68362268
We would go to the nearest car repair shop to get it pumped.
I've played with ball that didn't even had white bits anymore.
>>68363323
>XD
>>68363361
>taking the bait
>>68363396
>being counter-baited
>>68362268
This on so many levels, also when it's half flat and wet... prepare your anus
>>68363426
>being reverse counter-baited
>>68363313
It all depends on whether the keeper would jump that high or not
>>68363396
>>68363426
>>68363396
>>68363426
>>68363457
epic ahaha
>>68362775
that was me lel
>tfw master tactician
>>68362099
>getting smashed in the face with a wet half flat dirty ball
>that one kid who just kinda stands there thorough the whole game
>>68363587
Yeah that was me
>that kid who play like shit but is always playing for the best team because of his friends
:^))))
we used to have class vs class matches at lunchtime and we took them extremely seriously. people used to fight and argue for days about if a goal should have counted and kids would cry if they lost
shit was a pretty legit rivalry
>the fat kid with a dynamite kick
>he blasts the ball and nails you right in the face
my cheek was red for hours lads.
>>68363673
That was me.
Like a fucking cannon I tell you.
![hhN3RpF[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/evkJdHY.jpg "hhN3RpF[2].jpg")
>it's phys ed with girls episode
>can't play hard
>the game is 14-9 but it's getting dark
>a sudden scream "whichever scores first wins"
>everyone is pumped as fuck and the match lastes 10 minitues full of dirty game, running and brawls
>>68363669
same here. near the end of the year especially we would have serious life or death matches.
>older kids want the field for themselves
>>68363743
>tfw growing up to be the older kids
>>68363704
i believe it. i bet if a lot of these fat kids got fit they'd be GOAT.
> tfw
>>68363743
>older guys pick a couple of good players and the rest fuck off back home
>NO SHOOTING FROM INSIDE THE PENALTY SQUAREEEEEEE
based thread
>>68363673
>>68363704
been on both sides of this
>wear shoes that are hybrid hiking boots with a big, rubber toe
>no control whatsoever
>brutal toe punts everywhere
goal keepers: allowed to score or not?
Who /didntreallywanttogetpassedto/ here
>that girl who wanted to play and was actually not bad
i got a crush on her and did nothing about it kek
>>68363846
FLYING KEEPERS REEEEE
>>68363853
Fuck this is me, i was so fucking clueless with the ball and got anxiety whenever someone passed to me, i ended up becoming goalkeeper
>>68363853
me as a kid. my parents signed me up for soccer at like 6-7 years old and i didn't want to play. i just sat around and picked grass a lot of the time
>>68363846
Player who is closest to the goal is the goalie.
>>68363902
lel
>that kid that had a really powerful shot and other kids would move away when he shot the ball
>that one kid that would shoot the ball in a neighbor's backyard
>team decides turns for goalkeepers
>It's a 2-goal conceding rule
>every cunt tries to concede cheeky goals
>everyone shits on goalkeepers for suspicious bad goalkeeping
>the worst player would have to sit in the goal for more goals because fuck him
![leeds_uniteds_chris_wood_160654[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/biiPhiO.jpg "leeds_uniteds_chris_wood_160654[1].jpg")
>>68362099
>hit the ball in the bushes
>its one of those big ass ones filled with thorns and shit
>mfw trying to figure a way to rescue the ball from there
Anyone else used to play with these? They would FLY.
>>68364017
>It's your aunt man, you go get it
Every single time
>>68364017
>n-no you go ask him
>>68364081
>>68364091
fucking this senpai
>>68362328
Not forcing your younger sister to play with you so you wouldn't have to play solo
>>68364080
I was able to make them zig-zag in the air
>>68364017
>fuck they are away, we have to wait now
>>68362689
Why you do dis?
reposting
>>68364017
> it lands in the garden of the man in the village that always was the target of kid pranks because he would get furious
>>68364059
>the worst player would have to sit in the goal for more goals because fuck him
every time
>>68364080
>you were always the one who had to get it from the angry pensioners garden
>>68364189
>that jock who could actually climb up there
>>68364239
yep, me
>>68364063
Fucking this, every bush at our school was spiky as fuck and had low walls to all the neighbours gardens, it's like they wanted us to suffer
happy days
>that cunt kid who would count extra goals from nowhere
>score was 5-2
>losing team scores
>suddenly it's 6-5
>>68364017
>big ass dog would chew on the balls that ended up in his side of the yard
>one day he died
And there was much rejoicing.
>ywn absolutely smash this ball at eachother at the indoor gym during school and get in trouble ever again
>>68364318
>little shitskin kid nobody likes gets sent to pick the ball from the bush since he's like 5'2 and can fit there
>we lift it so that he can get in
>he throws the ball and we get straight back to playing, not giving a single fuck about the little brownie stuck in there
![98870892-young-hodor-large_trans++-vc9zZQdCQbz6zmclXDeAbVaPWbi5A4PlmVKVUpz9HA[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/20kzeex.jpg "98870892-young-hodor-large_trans++-vc9zZQdCQbz6zmclXDeAbVaPWbi5A4PlmVKVUpz9HA[1].jpg")
>>68364377
>banned from playing with footballs in my primary school (age >11) because they hit the girls
>we started to use a tiny foam balls
>get very good at ball control
best thing they ever did was to ban us from using proper footballs, playing with a size 5 in comp/ on the street was easy
>>68364147
>enabling her to turn into a dyke when she enters highschool
no thanks, I'll stick to my private ball playing sessions
Giz a kick o' yer ball
>>68364433
>smashing the ball as hard as humanly possible against the walls and ceiling of the newly built gym
>the fucking teacher throwing a fit whenever he caught us doing it
God damn I miss volleying as hard as I can in that god damn roof,then hitting it at goal after it bounced back from the ceiling.
>>68364063
It's on of these
> they sting
>play like your life depends on it on a roasting hot day during lunch
>only drink available is a tiny carton of milk
You guys are making me nostalgic
>gym class
>we play football with little blocks that you need to knock over and protect if you dont want to get out
>me and my friend at that time were clearly the best two players by a mile
>gym class becomes everyone vs us to see if they can knock over our block even once
>we play together and knock 50-100 blocks
>even the PE teacher gets into the narrative and calls us the 'villains'
>finally somehow our block gets pinballed and knocks over
>everyone cheers and laughs were had
>we're not salty because the score is like 63-1 (im not autism i dont count it)
>qties were all over my 15-16 year old alpha male dick
Great times
![1403794881575_wps_1_Pic_shows_Francesco_Houny[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OwFRDVV.jpg "1403794881575_wps_1_Pic_shows_Francesco_Houny[1].jpg")
>the only available ball is basketball one
>>68364535
>tfw you will never fuck hard that girl who would play serious football
>>68364433
best ball right here lads
>>68364566
get a stick
>>68362099
>heading that thing
>your entire forehead covered in scratches
>>68364590
damn that was my favorite game in pe. Me and my friends would always secretely form teams before it and pretend to be neutral during.
>>68364575
>send the 6 year old that is there for whatever reason to get water
>everyone drinks like they've been stuck in the desert
>nobody can run for shit afterwards because of stomach pains
>>68364566
>only fucker with pants instead of shorts
>get pressured into scavenging into the plants to retrieve ball
Every fucking time m8
>>68364669
bounce it once
lost forever
>>68364825
> plant scrapes your bare ankle
>>68364566
holy shit don't remind me of those
>>68364669
>ywn have competitions who could bounce it the highest by throwing it against the ground ever again
>>68364591
I already broke one guy's arm playing with a basketball
>moved into a new neighbourhood
>kids at shool are suspicious and unfriendly
>pe, football
>afterwards we're the best bros ever
>>68364377
>tfw i would be the only faggot disputing those bullshit imaginary goals
>>68364968
I'm wondering now where all these demon plants are located over the world.
>romanians vs gypsies derby away day
>the gyppo cunts have a HUGE puddle 10 m in front of their goal
>their goal is more than a quarter smaller than ours while the pitch is fuck wide on their part and indoor sized on ours
Fucking tricky cunts, we still beat their brown manlet asses though
Anyone ever play nutmeg rush?
Damaged some kids kidney playing that in school.
Good times.
>>68364566
people are mean here
>>68364977
This shit was dangerous yo.
If kicked right the ball would become a kiss of death for anyone in the line of shot.
>mfw I would sometimes move the stones so our goal was smaller
> tfw live close to the german border and sometimes played germans
> first german words i learned were schweinhund and arschloch
>>68365152
kek
>>68364433
>be 8th grade
>indoor soccer
>goals painted on walls
>kid with few skills but a cannon left foot gets past the keeper
>smashes it full strength at the wall
>ball rebounds into his head, HEEM SLEEPY
>still give him shit for it over a decade later
>>68365089
>Nutmeg rush
Used to play Cinnamon scamper mate
>always get called a poaching cunt
>tell them to complain to the referee or linesman
>mfw
man don't make me depressed.
i can still take a ball volley at absurd angles and pin point them into the corner.
but i cannot run for 500 meters anymore. i should really pick up sports again.
>>68362372
>tfw always picked first
>only play in goal
why did i get fat
>>68364545
Did anyone else play black kids vs white kids in the school yard kek?
We did abos vs whites
>tfw always played better with a hoody on
>literally was the GOAT pace whore winger
>cunts always told me to drop my hoody for goals
>play like shit beause cold as fuck
>be really skillful and good on the ball
>literally can't hold up against any contact
>never want to play with other people
t-that was me
>>68364147
we're talking about football, you inbred.
>that fucking faggot that got mad when someone styled on him and kicked the shit out of them
Fuck you Bogdan you god damn homo, you deserve having two children since the age of 19 and working in a factory now for that shit.
>>68365209
>not playing Coriander scuttle
>>68365152
>schweinhund
literally no one says that
>>68365089
>counting 10 seconds in 3 seconds
>>68365291
we did gyppos vs whites,though the fucking manlet shitskins always fucked off home when our leader started getting into double digits
>>68365291
>Having enough non-whites to form a team
>that kid who would wear his studs for a kickabout
>>68365329
>tfw god tier centerback
i would have eaten you alive fuckboy. at least until puberty hit and everyone left me behind ;_;.
>>68362099
>playing with other kids on the school field
>assholes keep kicking the ball past the school fence
>im the only skinny and agile enough to climb the fence and go get the ball
i swear to god i must have climbed that fence almost a thousand times.
>>68365050
surely every gypsy match is an away match.
>>68365209
>that kid a Cumin Chase practise that would always have to borrow someone's cumin because he lived with his grandma who was poor
ALWAYS target that one kid who forgot his shinpads
![$_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xrP7NrF.jpg "$_1[1].jpg")
>that cold winter morning with a pumped up version of this fucker feeling
>tfw it chipped 3 of my teeth
>>68365394
dutch use it against you though, that's the shit my football coach would learn us
>>68365477
>>68364566
>>68363777
I'm on a roll
>>68365473
>tfw accidental toe poke
>that guy who is good with the ball and has the chicks support him gets blown the fuck out by me on 1v1
the absolute best feeling there
>>68365291
we had asians vs. non-asians
t. asian melcuck
>>68365291
>group of kids had equal whites and non-whites
>skill levels roughly equal
>decide on this against shirts v skins
>mfw teachers chewed white kids out for racism
>diving on concrete when in goal
what the fuck was wrong with that kid, just stick a leg out who gives a fuck
>that kid who had no ball control and no real skill but just bull charged around the place with his head down hoping the ball stayed at his feet
fuck you aaron
>>68364968
>kid comes along with this ball
>gets all the best players because he own the ball
>>68365473
I know that feel. Rugby ball though. Point broke my fucking nose.
>>68365651
I've actually shot an overhead goal. On an asphalt.
My back was all in scratches.
>>68365690
>fuck you all, I don't want to play, I'm going home now
>>68365690
black-star champions league ball is the finest
>>68365699
I got off better than the girl it hit when someone skyed it into the picnic area with metal benches and smashed her face into the bench.
>>68365677
jesus christ how horrifying
>>68365677
just let me piss over it la
>>68362099
Unless you're a faggot, this is THE GOAT ball, the one that separates the wheat from the weed
>>68365727
lucky you didn't break something, l8d
>>68365727
madman
>>68365764
no but your sister can
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
Would you wear Adidas or Nike boots, lads?
>>68365658
kek
>that kid who had to get as close to your goal as possible
Take a longshot every so often. FUCK
>lads i found a ball
>>68366017
uhh...no thanks
>>68365944
>tfw widefeet so had to wear nike
>>68366017
that high pitch whistle when you'd smash it
I can still hear that
>>68365944
adidas predators la
>>68366012
tfw i did this recently and hit that 'friend' straight in the face with the ball and made his nose bleed. Get fucked
>>68362099
Brings up childhood memories, thanks op.
>that kid that would bring his brand new fancy ball to school and wouldnt let us play with it cause it might have scratched it
>tfw you were the kid with the father who would get extremely pissed off everytime to ball was kicked over the fence
>tfw you always had to go fetch the ball and be scorned
>>68363228
I would pay to punch that face
>>68365944
I was that kid who never bought boots who'd slip all over the play in my trainers
>>68365658
>that kid who had no ball control and no real skill but just bull charged around the place fouling people
fuck you, me
>>68366079
>those fucking kids who would show off their T90 boots
>tfw manlet
>tfw constant elbows/shoulders to the head
>that kid who would wear these boots
TOTAL 90
O
T
A
L
9
0
>>68366139
>some kid wearing muddy chucks steps over them and they throw a shit fit because they got their precious new boots dirty
>kick ball into a garden
>nobody wants to ring the door because it's that grumpy old man and it's the third time today
>>68366017
GOAT ball for indoor muckabout.
>2003
>not bending the ball 5 yards in the air
>>68366215
>not going mission impossible and sneaking in to get the ball.
should have upped your stealth skill m8
>>68362099
>waterproof seal broken
>left out in the rain overnight
>never fully dried out
>>68366017
I had one like these with wwf wrestlers on. I would refuse to get rid of it even when it deflated.
>>68363005
After we got football banned because we were playing too hard, we played with basket balls.
>the only football boots i ever owned
>>68366329
lmao
>>68365630
>tfw you rage charge that fagget and get expelled from PE for it and made all the girls in class hate you.
fuggg
>not playing with the rubber part thats on the inside
>not playing with some regular beach ball you bought for 2€ at some store
Plebs
>>68365021
we had some exchange students come over from China once
told one to pick the flowers, the madman actually did it. they either don't have them over there, or the cities are so bad nothing could grow.
Completely flattening that little cunt who thought he was hot shit on the ball.
I was always shit, but being a brick wall and barging cunts off the ball was my jam.
> tfw should be studying but rather waste my time thinking about all these nostalgic feels because i'm currently miserable
>>68366410
yeah, that was why the girls didn't like you
>>68366215
i'd just jump fences, even if they had dogs, way too scared to knock on anyones door
>old granny comes over
>"cant you see the sign? it says no ball games allowed"
>big deano retorts with
>"I bet you don't see many balls anymore"
>granny runs away choking back tears
>>68366287
This desu, I always went on a secret mission to retrieve the ball from someone's garden. Whenever you thought the owner saw you you got the biggest adrenaline rush ever
>>68366473
BANTER
A
N
T
E
R
>>68366215
>had chill as fuck neighbor that would always give the ball back
>he moved and grump cunt took his place
>>68366185
this
>>68366524
true but well, that surely didnt help.
>>68366079
>getting brand new predators and making all the poor kids in cheap nikes jealous
