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Previous thread: >>68328209
News:
>Hoyce is still at it
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/11/11909300/mma-legend-royce-gracie-not-retiring-open-to-fights-with-sean-sherk
>Kamaru Usman replaces Ryan LaFlare to fight Alexander Yakovlev at UFC on Fox 20
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/kamaru-usman-in-for-injured-ryan-laflare-vs-alexander-yakovlev-at-ufc-on-fox-20
>Jacare on title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/11/11904048/jacare-souza-knows-he-should-be-in-line-next-for-title-shot
if anyone is watching Pancrase jump in teamspeak.
37.48.120.251
>>68356371
>implying alligators move both their jaws
4th for brendan peter schaub
>Find a flaw.
8th for my friend
>>68356395
Those slaps looked extremely painful.
having a fightfan gf suddenly seems way overrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCLb5e2dCE
>>68356371
pancrase main card picks? why not. image is the main card. I'll collect picks until Ueda fight starts.
First for Joanna
>>68356465
Are you gay? She's qt.
>>68356469
I know none of these guys.
>The state of Japanese MMA
But atleast Orgs like Pancrase are still around.
lord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnVv9nfQk3w
>>68356471
God I want to nut on her stomach so bad
Found the /heem/er
http://youtu.be/W8rlDVF4WSk
>>68356421
That black guy's pointy ass titties
>>68356498
she's a dyke mate
>>68356537
>Goof
>American Hero Keith Hackney
>Anjos and Ceronne are Bums
topkek
>>68356438
Pure autist
>>68356498
>this is a qt in america
She's not fat, I guess it must be so rare in america that any non-fat girl is considered a qt.
>expecting to win a contest this low energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6A8tirejyM
>This meme shirt
>>68356397
>Rescue Dawn
I Like it
>>68356469
I would heem every one of these Japs one after the other inside 5 minutes
>>68356397
>>68356611
That was actually the wrong Address. I meant to post
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
IDK how to delete post but for heemspeak get into this teamspeak server
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>68356600
I really do like the volumes that speaks about Edgar and Penn.
>Holy shit that's fucked up
>Holy shit that's awesome.
anyone got a stream for pancrase? thats not fightpass?
Rich Piana here, you like watching people get fucked for free?!
Watch me fuck up Brendan Schaub for free on heemstreamtv.com. Live Wednesday August 31st 4pm pacific time. Heemstreamtv.com.
I'm gonna fuck him up! I'm gonna fuck him up! I'm gonna put these hands around his face and beat his ass!
You watch this life for free, heemstreamtv.com
>>68356728
it's on taima right now
>>68356728
>Being a cheap goof
>>68356728
That's fucking illegal.
HOLY SHIT DOUBLE HEEM
OH SHIT! NEARLY A DOUBLE KO. Webm that shit!
>>68356537
There's another one
https://youtu.be/bPIlSftSyxU
>>68356622
Sure you can McGregor
>>68356728
>>68356469
Remember the old days, when fights were fixed and there were also, coincidentally, lots of Japanese MMA stars?
Must put a dent in the national psyche, no?
What if Americans found out the NFL success had been a fraud all these years, and it was really asians who are the best football players, not whites and blacks?
>>68356816
Well apparently a common defect in Asians is that the by product of TRT that usually shows up in urine just doesnt for Asians. So you could see some juiced to the gills Japanese football players.
Though it probably shows up in the blood still
>>68356741
>>68356736
>>68356775
oh fug uncle dana is gunna get me
>>68356765
I vote for him. Single dad, that's a tough gig.
>>68356816
well samoan blood is pretty dominant in football
and chung
maybe asians are better for stubby positions
>Terminator walk in
So fucking goofy I love JMMA
>>68356371
lol terminator soundtrack
>>68356856
>>68356816
It's actually true, though. If you're Samoan you have a higher chance of getting into the NFL than any other race.
Is Jacare natty?
>>68356421
This looks like a poster for gay porn
>>68356936
is there a market for Gay Tough Guy Manlet porn?
>>68356929
take it easy lad
>>68356943
>he's never seen lords of the lockerroom
>>68356929
even native americian?
they are off the charts obesity, crime and heart disease usually
>>68356959
but they arent manlets
I need to take a shower but the pacing if these fights are too fast.
What do?
>>68356977
be naked while watching fight, man shower with the water whatever temp you set it to, no getting comfy and picking the warmest comfy water temp. dry yourself violently with hands then a rough towelling. towel skirt the next fight, get dressed between rounds
>>68357000
Wow I appreciate the planning and detail you put into that. Will do.
Well deserved trips.
>>68356929
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
>>68335610
>Cormier. If it wasnt for Jon, Cormier would be in the top 5 p4p list and be the most dominant LHW champ in mma history
he's in my top 5 p4p. His career is unreal, his accomplishments at both HW and LHW are nearly unparalleled
>>68356469
picks closed, I'm so good at this
Who else /watchingsagestretch/?
>>68357096
yeh dc is #3 for sure
HEEM WOBBLY!
>>68356371
lesnar juiced to the gills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALTc-Cqz650#t=4m37s
>>68357260
>> Lesnar USADA exemption LOL
>>68357000
>>68357012
>tfw watched a brutal heem then brutal slam and near tappy in the shower
Hella fucking comfy desu
Why don't more ppl do this?
>>68357131
she is watching the amount of /scoops/
If those 2 flyweights battled Mighty Mouse at the same time, what would the outcome be?
>>68356469
Literal who's but here m8
>hioki
>sunabe
>Chaney
>koga
>tamura
>sanoudakis
>>68357243
other two being Mighty Mouse and Jon Jones?
>>68357131
sickening
Can You Predict? Sage in 2 years
>>68356469
>Yoshinaga
>Kasugai
>Chaney
>Hatta
>Hioki
>>68357347
Twisted fucking psychopath
>>68357347
meme fighter who's cut and goes to bellator after never improving due to his McDojo dad
>>68356765
give it to this bloke
>>68357356
>picking different picks than me
Lmao @ your life bud
Tamura is btfo (you) rn
>>68357341
yer, and cruz 5
>>68357402
I am very sorry. Do not hurt me, friend.
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
is pancrase scored with the 10 point system
>>68357417
>A step by step guide for how to fuck white men and cuckold your black husband, written by black women for black women.
That was definitely written by a white guy with an inferiority complex.
>>68356449
He's a big guy
>>68356465
beautiful autism
>>68357444
Just like how cuckposters are blacks and sjws, and cuck porn producers are jewish. What's your point, ahmed?
>Conor is the favourite for the rematch
can somebody explain this meme
>>68357518
Why complain? Free money.
>>68357518
He literally isnt
>>68356465
Hang on just getting ready to watch this, should I have my dick out or keep it holstered? Thanks.
>>68357518
No one can take that left hand
>YUSHIN OKAMI BEAT HIM IN PRACTICE, AND HE DUCKED HIM
>>68357578
Was I wrong yeh!?
>>68357347
He'll be babied by the UFC, and built up as a rising star. He'll destroy debuting WHOs until he gets two decision wins against top 10 guys.
At this point he will be at the peak of his career.
He's then thrown to he wolves and his will is demolished against the then LW champ Khabib. He loses by second round submission.
He then proceeds to lose by TKO against Alvarez, Dos Anjos, Diaz, and Barboza.
After losing a series of fights he gets put up against a new prospect with a strong MT background. He loses the fight by leg kick kick TKO.
Battered and shamed, he goes home to cry himself to sleep. He gets the call from the UFC brass, he's cut from the promotion.
He moves on to fight in Bellator and ultimately retires 3 years after that, after never fully revitalizing his career.
>>68357518
I'm gonna laugh when people bet on Conor the first fight, and lose, then bet and Nate the second fight, and still lose.
>>68357599
>Toiming beats powah, pressisien beats speed, n dats wot yer gunna see dis sonday at somerslam
>>68357637
>>68356371
lesnar is without a doubt on roids, how the fuck is he allowed to compete?
>>68357665
>What is Bribery for $400, Alex
>>68357665
Exempted :^)
>>68357665
I don't fucking know either dude, MMA is gay sometimes
>>68357665
>you can only fight in the UFC if you're natty
Lol gsp wasn't tested one time his entire career
>>68357665
Never failed a test
>>68357665
he is tested now, he wasn't tested from march-may because he hadn't decided to fight yet
Flyweights now. Ready to see some knockout power?
because of the way Japanese crowds are I cant decide if the arena is just empty or they are really quiet.
>>68357712
Kasugai looks roided to all hell
Ugly as hell too
Hope he gets heem'd
>>68357709
no he got four whole months:
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/mark-hunt-unhappy-with-usada-exemption-for-juiced-to-the-gills-brock-lesnar
I think I could take both these gooks
>>68357694
got any proof other than nick diaz's high ramblings?
>>68357605
I want to bet but I have like $100 in my bank account. Should I double it senpai?
heem sleepy
HEEM SLEEPY
LITERALLY
>>68357769
Let it ride, don't be scared homie
>>68357730
>> anon is mad that an asian guy with small dick could KO anon and fuck his girl
>>68356371
>using a webm i made
today is a good day, /heem/
Heem FC Co main
Rich Piana vs Joe Son
Both fighters are "exempt" from drugs testing
Steroids vs PCP
Supranatural vs Supernatural
Tickets available "soon"
>>68356371
lesnar needs to fight overeem
roidmonkey vs roidmonkey, see which chimp wins
>>68357746
Got any proof he was?
The only testing he ever did were on his own with VADA before the Hendricks fight when he tried to say johny was doping. Where he paid vada for the tests and they were "random".
Prove me wrong, I'll wait.
>ywn see Megan and Miesha exchange fluids
>>68357799
Guess Schaub pussied out. Whatever, Rich has this in the bag.
Also
>Those two sets of dubs
GOAT CO MAIN CONFIRMED
>this Canadian Weeb
>>68357802
they already did fight m8 overheem tko'd bork
Eminem curse lads
Also isn't joe son still in prison?
Should match him up with war machine desu
His voice spaghetti
knees week, arms spaghetti,
he's nervous, but he keeps on spaghettin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU
ITGEEMA
>>68357868
They do both have a history of violence against women.
>>68357864
Via Russian hooks aka the shovel hook?
>>68357868
I'm thinking of doing Mayhem Miller vs. War Machine for HEEM 1
>>68357885
War machine is in prison bro
Threadly heeminder
>>68357880
I think you mean jackdaw
>>68357880
I don't know why but I love this meme
/heem/ 1
Rich Piana vs Brendan Schaub
Mayhem Miller vs War Machine
Joe Rogan vs Wesley Snipes
anything else to add?
>>68357828
Tate only licks pink pussy
>>68357895
He's getting temporary parole for the fight. Then back in the can he goes.
>>68357880
via legkick to borks diverticulitis-riddled stomach
Can't wait to see this man compete.
>>68357917
>not letting him fight for his freedom
Loser stays in prison for life desu
>>68357904
>Boxing Swede vs. Tyler "Bellator Midget" Freeland
>USA Grapplebro vs. Spain - GI ONLY RULES
>Slavic Who vs. Another Slavic Who
>0-2 Pro Boxer on /heem/ vs. Joe Schilling
>Koksal Baba vs. Artem Lobov
>>68357928
It was a liver kick you fucking goof casual
>>68357665
yeah man this is a clean sport
>>68357096
split decision with Gus, losing to Jones, wins against over the hills and literal whos
DC is good, but his career is not unreal.
>>68357970
his wins at HW are all really legit, Rumble and Gus are great wins, too. Ofc then there's Pat Cummins and Hendo, but apart from that he's great.
Canadian dude is tough surprised he didnt go down
I would Russian switch kick every here
>>68358002
>>his wins at HW are all really legit
>Jeff "You like watching people get fucked for free" Monson
>KOd Shitfoot
>Decisioned a past his prime Barnett
>Dion "Who???" Starring
>Clinch fucked Mir in a snoozer of a fight
>The Roy Nelson Fight
Am I missing anything else?
This thread really lacks Schaub posting and has way too many Piana posting for my comfort.
>>68358037
i think its called a russian kick or shovel kick
>>68358002
gus was split, thats not a great win my man.
hendo lost six out of his last 9 and DC was in the middle. pat is 8 and 4
not trying to discredit him but there are plenty of fighters with better records
>>68358002
>HW
>Legit
>>68358038
Palelel
>>68358044
too much*
Reminder for the autistic op that efn 50 starts at 11am EST on Friday so it should be before bellator on the list if upcoming events.
>>68358044
What a fucking fucking waste of dubs. Go home kid
spicy Jap BTFOin tristar
>>68358075
>autism recognizes autism
>>68358044
piana posting is here to stay rusev
>>68358075
remove lel, replace with EFN
EFN is superior anyway. ONE, EFN, UFC got all the spice i could ask for
Was this a Spicy Banger worthy of the list? or just mildly spicy?
>>68358108
Fuck off bro bellator is based af, always brings the memes.
And GALVAO vs dantas is a great fight.
>>68358108
This. Lellator isn't even good for memes anymore.
>>68358114
Not even remotely spicy.
>>68358114
ending of round 3 was hendrickslawler-esque
round 1 had some rollers
mildly spicy, yes
This is the best way to start your day off
>tfw you cry because you can't get the heem
>>68358144
mah nigga
>>68358140
>>68358141
fair enough. I wont add it to my suggestion list
>Fighters literally skipped fight night
Holy shit what?!
lmao what the hell is this shit
>>68358185
>yfw you're a goon and don't need to show up at fights
What choke is this?
whats next for my girl borg?
could she win at the low end of men's featherweight?
>>68358185
2 american fighters missed weight and just did not show up to fight. Holy fuck.
>>68358211
the synthol strangle
>>68358212
I pray to God her and Holly Holm fight this year.
>>68358209
get's a sub or get's knocked out
dumbass must have figured shit out
>>68357928
>>lost because he got a "Kissing" illness
>> can't win against a gatekeeper after 10 years of roiding
when will the meme end, /heem/?
>>68358212
forgot muh webm
>>68358213
at first I thought he was talking about the two guys in the octagon and that he was publicly shaming them for having missed weight
Takaya is fighting bros
today is a good day
>>68358211
Bulldog choke methinks.
Here with all my bros watching some MMA under the covers.
who /comfy/ here
>>68358212
she will flip flop till the ufc adds her division.
business wise they should make 125 and 145 simply because they are already paying for talent at those weightclasses, ufc and invicta, the the highest level of talent costs more then what would keep invicta profitable
>>68358232
There's a lot of guys her size she could beat. I mean, a lot. If you took the roster of the UFC's featherweights, 145 pounds, and you paired them up against Cris Cyborg, she might be able to beat 50 percent of them. That's not a joke.
>>68358144
>>68358162
>skipping abs day
>>68358255
>this post
Joe Rogan pls go
>>68358255
nope, not 50% mytbe one of the tuf latin america losers. (always a loser or 2 who gets more ufc fights, spohn etc)
>>68358265
On the one hand, that guy is nuts. On the other, she has better hands than the average male UFC fighter.
>>68358257
>Not realizing that waist vacuums actually improve on abs
Go away alistair
Just looked it up and there's actually a WSOF event this Friday too.
WSOF 31
Main Card
NBCSN, 9 p.m. ET
Blagoy Ivanov
13 - 1 - 0
Vs
Josh Copeland
12 - 3 - 0
for heavyweight title
Jason High
19 - 5 - 0
VS
Mike Ricci
11 - 4 - 0
Michael Arrant
14 - 8 - 0
VS
John Howard
23 - 12 - 0
Sheymon Moraes
8 - 1 - 0
VS
Luis Palomino
24 - 12 - 0
Phil Hawes
3 - 0 - 0
VS
Joshua Key
6 - 11 - 0
Would Joe Rogan beat Cody McKenzie in a 3 round MMA fight?
>>68358129
Galvao gonna get that work
>>68358211
Russian choke aka the shovel choke I think
>>68358292
No.
>>68358292
No
>durian
>vega gains
>Piana
It's embarrassing that you retards keep trying to recycle /fit/ memes as if they were somehow part of /heem/
>tfw they should stand these 2 up
>>68358290
so 2 good fights on it
>>68358318
argie faggot isn't even trying anything
>>68358290
Reminder that John Howard is literally autistic
>>68358290
>Joshua Key
>6 - 11 - 0
>>68358310
>>68358313
>Le memeatine man
I like Cody he seems like a good guy but hes shit.
>>68358313
Is Cody McKenzie going to have a career comeback like Tamdan McCrory?
>>68358325
here we go again
>>68358314
Piana is /heem/
Best boxers in the UFC. Go
.>>68358350
Rogan is an old manlet with zero fight experience.
>>68358373
masvidal
>>68358373
Jessica "Evil" Eye
>>68358373
JDS, Holloway, Nate, Barboza, Gus
>>68358321
Ivanov is fun to watch
Ricci vs high should be good if ricci doesn't pull out again
Doomsday fighting post autism diagnosis
Palomino always brings spicy heems
Phil hawes is supposed to be a hot prospect
Should be an alright card to flip back m forth to while watching bellator
Between the 2 of them were guaranteed some spice for Friday night, not to mention fedor fighting earlier on Friday.
>>68358373
Hes stronger then cody. Is a better Jiu Jitsu practitioner then Cody and Cody is a woeful striker.
>>68358407
what BJJ tournaments has Rogan competed in
>>68358395
>barboza
>good boxing
U wot m8
>>68358407
>Is a better Jiu Jitsu practitioner
rolling with edgy brah don't mean shit
>>68358422
barboza's hands against pettis were goddamn beautiful
>>68358416
>>68358430
All cody has is his Memeatine and Joe is a 2 time Black Belt under 2 different highly respected masters
>>68358407
Wait, is he allowed to use PEDs?
I'm sure Ian Entwistle was better at jitz than the greaser who heem'd him. You really think Joe has striking? He's a tae kwan doe fag. Name the 3 best tae kwan doe fags in MMA.
>>68358422
Barboza is obviously a muay thai guy, but his hands are great.
>>68358442
great job at avoiding the question
>>68358431
Pettis also got teed off on by rda, beating him isn't a prerequisite for good boxing.
To me barboza is known for his kicking game not his hands.
>>68358446
Anderson Silva. The Pettis Brothers
Entwhistle probably does have decent jitz. Shame we didnt find out because of Muh Leglocks that his opponent saw a mile away.
>>68358442
>Joe is a 2 time Black Belt under 2 different highly respected masters
Tae Kwon Do doesn't work in mma. Just ask Anthony Pettis
>>68358461
RDA has good boxing
Barboza used to have mediocre hands but his boxing and footwork have improved exponentially
>>68358461
You need to watch more of his fights if you think that. His hands are his bread and butter. He sprinkles in wheel kicks, switch kicks, spinning back kicks, and traditional leg kicks liberally though. He uses his kicks to set up his hands and his hands to set up his kicks beautifully.
>>68358472
>Tae Kwon Do
He has 2 BJJ Blackbelts you goof
this pancrase dude is HUGE
>>68358503
youre the goof.
goof
>>68358526
every time this giant Scottish dude translating tiny japanese fighters always makes me smile.
>>68358373
Frankie, nick & Nate, Anderson, jds, stipe, glover, bisping
>>68358500
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>68358498
Any particular fights I should watch to check out his boxing?
>>68358561
Pettis fight
>>68358472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgei6Hk04Q8
if they let real practitioners compete your fairy tale "mma" dream would end in a second
How many fights left on pancrase?
>>68358582
this and the main event I think
>>68358561
Any of his recent wins really.
>>68358576
Based Seagal
Didn't barboza get outboxed by cerrone?
>>68357802
Overeem is prob. the most talented HW right now, Brock would get even more fucked up than last time
>>68358599
he got hit with a jab and he's super chinny so he went down, but before that, no, he was beating Cerrone's ass.
>>68358582
Looks like quite a lot, this is fight 13 on this list http://www.sherdog.com/events/Pancrase-278-48377 although I cannot imagine a king is so far down the card!
>>68358582
But they just said co main event!
>>68358044
I agree, Piana is a /fit/ meme honestly
>>68358602
that is literally nothing compared to real martial artists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gev01hT6rpc
>>68358602
>Constant shots to the gut
Why do people believe the meme that Overeem is a good fighter, he only wins after attacking sick organs or failing a drug test. Hunt is the better fighter all round.
>>68358639
If he was better then why did he get tapped in less than a minute
I love Hunt, but Overeem is the most well-rounded Heavyweight in MMA
>>68358639
>Hunt is the better fighter all round.
That's why Miocic pushed his shit in for five rounds, huh?
any experts know what this hold is called?
These cheeky goofs
>>68358599
Barboza is another fighter with a TKD background
>>68358610
>super chinny
No its just Barboza literally ran onto Donalds fist.
>>68358668
>watching a shitty 144p illegal stream
>>68358698
No, his head was stationary. Barboza is chinny, and he's found a workaround by being very defensively conscious and constantly on the move. I love the way he's developed, same with Overeem.
Crafty ground and pound from the red haired guy
