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>rags
LETS GO RANGERS
>rags
3rd for schaub
>its a Pittsburgh bandwagoners make up statistics episode
what do you see /hoc/?
Guys, I need help. I'm not a hateful person. I believe harboring hate is detrimental to both your physical, mental and emotional health. In manyways I'm a bit of a pacifist; were we to reinstitute the draft tomorrow, I would probably rather go to prison. But good fucking god I hate finns.
I can see him right now. He's sitting by himself with the backlight of his computer the only source of light in his squalid apartment. He's giggling to himself as he takes another swig of low quality vodka, maybe even a sip from his moldy, 2 day old beer that's been sitting on his desk open. He keeps chuckling to himself; he thinks he's hilarious. He thinks people like when he posts pictures of his pathetic nation's new idol. He ":DDDD"s as he sweats, the alcohol metabolizing and seeping out of his pores. He posts Laine, he talks about how Barkov is elite, and he thinks the world loves him. But you know what Pekka? Nobody loves you. This whole board fucking hates you, and the world would be a better place if you killed yourself.
Everytime I see that disgusting flag on this board, I die inside. I fucking hate it, I hate it so much. I just want all finns to know this, and if I had the chance? I'd like to see every single last man, woman and child from that disgusting country gassed.
>>68356014
they aren't chinese, so this is clearly a shop
t. vancouverite
>>68356020
the conn smythe
>>68356020
messier fapping to mcmeme while eating lays chips
Dear hoc,
My rollerblades completely decimate my ankles. A mile trip may end with leaking blood.
Wat do?
>>68356025
You aren't wrong desu
I would chip in for a flight so you can gun down some delusional mongols
>>68356041
are you a bender or what
>>68356041
Lose some weight chubs
>>68356047
Not on skates but on the blades I am I guess.
>>68356041
Buy a pair of real rollerblades. Not cancerous plastic shit.
greetings
>>68355905
>>68355911
Imagine how catastrophic a San Jose vs Tampa Bay SC final would have been ratings wise
>>68356025
theyve definitely gotten worse and worse, dunno what it is. what hoc really needs is more russians to slap them down and some swedes to remind them of there placec on the chain
>>68356041
do three-quarters of a mile
or tape your ankles up like the blade of a stick
>>68356060
They were good, the hockey lookalikes by Bauer. They gave me worse trouble than c asual blades
>>68356032
>>68356045
alright retards here's how good pittsburgh, one of the smallest nhl markets, is at watching the penguins
http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/Journal/Issues/2015/04/20/Media/NHL-RSNs.aspx
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/nhl-television-neilsen-ratings-sportsbusiness-journal-new-york-islanders-rangers-pittsburgh-penguins/
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/nhl-television-neilsen-ratings-sportsbusiness-journal-new-york-islanders-rangers-pittsburgh-penguins/
http://www.diebytheblade.com/2016/2/16/11016042/buffalo-sabres-overthrow-pittsburgh-penguins-top-nhl-local-tv-ratings
>>68356041
What kind of rollerblades? The faggy eXtrEmE kind, the even gayer plastic ones with heel stoppers or hockey boots?
>>68356087
I may be retarded but I have no idea what the numbers on this chart mean
>>68356087
so they're worse than every team except buffalo lol
>>68356087
This suggests that the Penguins have like 20 fans who all watch the game in one bar together.
>>68356087
>2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th place teams all in the 'fours' rating, while Shittsburgh is over 6.5
>Blues having higher ratings than the Wild and shit
Not even gonna read the sources. I'm sure Pittsburgh is a top 12 in the NHL but let's not completely blow the load in our pants here
>>68356087
i don't think you interpreted these stats correctly, as they don't mean what you think. kinda embarrassing for you, family.
>>68356101
on the top half it means avg rating means the number of people in the "market" that tune into games. the (number) is the change from this year to last
it only includes US teams
basically over 6.5% of the pittsburgh market watches every penguins game which is the highest
>>68356102
>>68356116
you also can't read. they have the highest percentage of people tuning into their games
>>68356127
>>68356129
its per 100 tv's you retard. just because your nigger cities are bigger doesn't mean your city actually likes hockey. sure more tv's might watch your team lose but pittsburgh is a city that actually likes hockey and likes to watch it
continue to get angry and suck my fat dick goodnight
>>68356087
You don't understand what this means or you read a very misleading interpretation of these numbers on a Pens fan board or from your local TV channel. But yeah, the Pens have like 35 regular fans who watch them on the same TV a lot. They're probably all friends.
>>68356087
>Note ratings for Carolina and Nashville were not available
how convenient
>Draisatl is better than Hall
really?
>>68355971
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!
Now I want to punch her in the face even more now. Thanks OP.
>>68356090
Bauer Vapor 15s or some shit. I don't remember
>>68356179
>generic comment about flag
>>68356159
what do you think it means? it is the local market viewship for teams what are you arguing?
>>68356174
i think hall is the better player right now, but draisatl has about equal value. he's on a better contract, a center, younger, and looks good already.
hall is really good but has injury concerns, tries to do too much at times, and can be a moody bitch.
>>68356151
I'd like to see the same chart for the 2015 ploffs
>>68356041
>Bauer Vapor 15s
where exactly was the blood coming from?
have you broken them in yet
>>68356193
>generic comment about 0 (zero) cups
>generic comment on how Aztlan has more cup then Canada in the last decade.
Also forgot to add in my first post
>rags
>>68356226
looking for it now. nhl always give it out for the midseason but after that its always hard as shit to find
>>68356232
>>68355971
tfw da monsters won 1 for da land
>>68356278
1. wear socks
2. stop using snapchit
3. work out your legs
4. ????
5. profit
>>68356041
>>>/roller/
>>68356278
...are you wearing socks at all?
how many hours have you spent in them?
>>68356295
My legs are joocier than yours
>>68356298
Of course. I just put them on rather than explain. Still rubs them raw though.
Obviously they've gotten some use, they're from back when it was Nike Bauer
>>68356278
tiny little manlet feet and shit skates
i would dangle on u and embarrass u in front of ur dad fuccboi. turn u inside out, little east coast west coast, toe drag you back to the boys section at old navy
>>68356321
1. buy better socks
2. stop using snapchat
3. work out your leagues
4. buy better non shit skates you fucking idiots
5. ?????
6. stop posting here you're an idiot
>>68356331
Show up with your clownshoes with rollers on them and we'll back and forth
>>68356321
>Nike Bauer
my intuition says that the skate material will harden.
You kinda need to build up a callus again, but sometimes the material in old skates/helmets harden and are really not usable anymore.
Id get new skates and start from like 30 mins then work up
>>68356278
>>68356359
I need snapchat, I ain't going full hermit like most of you rats. I'm still a semi normie
>>68356372
fuck off dude this is acceptable
>>68356368
if he's asking for questions about this he's a fucking retard and he's never going to try to actually be good. just ignore him
>>68356381
and you see here he's only doing it with the cheapest equipment possible so he can pretend that he plays hockey
>>68356381
>>68356382
>>68356394
>>68356394
200 dollar rollerblades
hi
>>68356422
>rollerblades
>>68356394
yeah but ill encourage as many people as possible
i dont know how long my beer league will last here
>>68356461
>here
it won't. your sunbelt faggotry will be too obessed with trannies and the like. keep voting for retardation the country will split soon.
>>68356433
>>68356433
Hello friend
>>68356485
like, why?
>>68356485
What's the voting part about, I don't follow?
>>68356394
I could legit skate circles around your dumbass, I don't think you realize that.
>>68356526
alright dude, cmon
>>>/ck/7773202
what d o you think of my dinner hoc
>>68356526
i would skate circles around you while you tried to skate circles around him
>>68356556
>Skoal extra
>not paying the extra dime for Cope Wintergreen or based Griz wintergreen
P.S. I quit chewing, give me a youvote for support thanks
>>68356526
>sunbelt
Lmao
>>68356556
>frozen pizza cut in half
>hot sauce just dripped on
>fucking hot dog on s slice of bread
I dont even care what else you make. my opinion has been formed
>>68356599
>not just smoking
gayboii
>>68356007
>f-find me a statistic p-proving it's false even though I'm making c-claims
Lelmao what a fucking glory chasing bandwagon city
>>68356657
stop talking about sports you weird little queer
How good will we be next season?
>>68356605
I probably live farther north than your stupid ass if we GPSed it
>>68356636
we all shitpost but this is a new low
>>68356657
I already posted the stats showing we're not only not bandwagons but we have been the best for 10 years just ignore the retards and report this guy >>68356670
>>68356020
Pic related
>>68356672
1. Dallas
2. Minnesota
3. St. Louis
4. Chicago
5. Winnipeg
6. Nashville
7. Colorado
I honest to God had a reddit account like 7 or 8 years ago but they'd always tell me to go back to 4chan and that's actually how I found this place lelmao
>>68356692
SAN JOSE IS STILL A TEAM
>>68356684
the stats you posted didn't suggest that.
PUT ME IN COACH!
>ywn be an assblasted shitsburgher insisting he is not a bandwagoner
Feels pretty gud akshully
WHEEL
WHEEL
WHEEL
>>68356721
they showed that the highest percentage of people in one market that watch the local hockey team is the pittsburgh market. whatever I get you're mad goodnight
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
>>68356814
HAHAHA
>>68356814
I could literally skate circles around you and I live in a sunbelt state
>>68356809
they showed pittsburgh doesn't have that many fans and all 11 of them 'watch' at bars prob
idk what this webm is i think its hockey
>>68356876
Yes.
>>68356876
it is, and its saved
>>68356029
you're not Chinese and you live in Vancouver, don't you?
idk what this webm is i think its hockey.
>>68356381
>I need snapchat
what does anyone NEED snapchat for???
>>68356898
that's a hilarious stereogram btw
idk whad thiswebm is i think its hockey
>>68356942
So your mom can easily send me pictures of her dingdong
>>68356876
>fursuit
yeah, it's hockey alright
>>68357008
Literally /hoc/ in one image. This has meme potential though, if we shop /hoc/ memes onto the computer screen
>>68357391
I have nothing else to do before the game tomorrow, might as well
>>68357406
I'd do some now but I'm shitposting in bed
>>68357546
Are you me?
>>68357881
No.
>mfw finland wins (almost) all of the international team tourneys of 2016
>>68358487
just missing out on the elusive WC gold aren't you, esa?
>>68358507
who cares, we didnt have all our best players
if pittsburgh has sooo many fans, how come pittsburgh literally has 0 fans?
>115 posts and absolutely no tranpa gay """""fans"""""
>>68359968
>was just about to post about /hoc/ being dead
You ruined it, rreeee
https://youtu.be/L3QArp6T1B0
>5 posts in over 4 hours
This final matchup sure killed /hoc/
>go to florida
>get turned gay
>get shot
>>68364544
This tbf.
It was on the news just this week that a swedish student in Florida (Miami or Tampa, can't remember which one) was shot twice during a robbery.
Go Kings go
>>68365726
you have to go
>>68365726
Go golfing?
>>68367521
Who the fuck golfs?
Let's fucking go already these days off are killing me!
>>68368486
Ready to get cucked by this madman?
good morning
>>68369327
6pm u goof
>>68369347
i wish, i have nothing to do until the game starts
>>68369429
Drink
is it meme time yet?
>qt hoc hokki watching buddy is moving away
>hokki almost over
Kill me
>>68370438
post address I'll kill you today
You guys are okay
Don't go to /hoc/ tomorrow
>>68370528
say that to my face and not online and see what happens
I can't believe da monsters won
>tfw I was in the bathroom at the stadium when they scored the game winning goal with 1.9 left in OT
>>68356674
Absolutely not
>>68370995
you're a bad fan and you live in ohio just kill yourself
>tfw can Atkinson is a god
>>68370394
>ottawa's day old timings and losing roll up the rim
Every time
>>68371129
I hope the jackets get pulju and not trade their pick
>>68371117
It was absolutely lit last night master chief
>>68370394
>San Jose's poorly Deboned Sardines
My fucking sides are gone
>>68371326
too bad you were there alone and wouldn't stop posting pictures on here instead of watching the game
>>68371440
I was mostly posting during intermission
>>68371500
yeah because during the game you were busy buying food and running to the bathroom you fat fuck
>1-0 OT game
>he's in the bathroom for the only goal
fucking faggot I hope your pictures get you a lot of upvotes somewhere
>>68371618
No I literally lost my voice it was an intense fucking game had winking lizard before the game anyway I was actually extremely pissed 1.9 seconds left and I was about to fucking piss my pants had not left my seat for 2 hours
>>68371618
Sounds like you have anger issues bud
>>68371696
>literally
>iPhone
>running to the bathroom during the game
>posting online while at the time
you're a teenage girl aren't you
>>68371770
I wasn't even on my phone
>>68371819
yes you were. you also didn't even know which goalie was in net until somebody corrected you in the gamethread. I'm glad you went to your first hockey game
>>68371925
Not when I was in the bathroom you cuck
>>68371925
Actually it was like my 5th hockey game
4th this year
Also I knew who was in goal I just forgot he was Swedish not Finnish
>>68356029
It's like you dont like living in a white chinese mixed girl paradise or something
>Ohio hockey "fan" getting BTFO
nice
>>68372071
you're the reddit poster aren't you? glad we "grew the game" to your shithole you went to five whole games. how many goals did you miss when you were in the bathroom for all the other ones?
>>68372226
Listen m8 I oughta blow the fuck out of any Canadian hockey fan but I won't because I'm a nice guy
>meanwhile in the sharks' dressing room
>>68372350
No, no I'm not
That cuck is annoying
>>68372406
Wonder if she ever sucked a horse cock, that would be a typical shorks fan
>>68372408
>cuck
how young are you
>>68372467
23
I like to think I'm pretty young
>>68356041
They are probably a tiny bit too big. There shouldnt be any movement of the foot within the boot. Not even a couple millimeters of movement. Otherwise everytime you take a strode your feet move causing a rubbing/frictional movement against the inside and outside ankles.
Double up on your socks or buy new asphalt rockets.
>>68372498
and you've been to five whole hockey games in 23 years? top fan right here
>>68372584
I'm not a big hockey fan, man
>>68372584
Also I don't live near Columbus so I can't really go to any games
>>68371696
I was up on upper bowl and I also had to piss. Since its playoff hockey, that suggests not going until the buzzer rings, even if you miss post-period fighting, because you don't wanna be in the bathroom to miss it or block peoples' view of the damn game.
50 Publix fags BEEEEELOOOWNNNNN THE FUCK OUT
>>68372710
I know. that's why you were posting on 4chan from your phone the whole game and you went to the bathroom while the OT goal was scored, man. in Ohio that's probably good enough to make you an above average BJ fan though
>>68372823
does this mean more sandwhich posters?
>>68372831
Cleveland isn't a big hockey town like it used to be, but damn if I'm not convinced you hate everyone on this board because you don't have at least an ahl team
>>68372823
>canada celebrating an isis attack
>>68372933
I don't think there are more than 50 publix fans
>>68372933
The sandwhich posters already left after that Game.7 against the Pens
>>68372968
>go to hockey game
>spend whole time on phone like a teenage girl
>y-youre just mad
>I-I don't even like hockey
stop posting you faggot
>>68372975
>Being a gayboi
>>68372975
im sorry, i dont believe president obama mentioned his race or religion
>>68373086
I'm actually happy about the attack it helps Trump's chances of winning
I don't know anything about bar and chain oil can someone help me
>>68372360
being Canadian is being born hockey banter proof
>>68373149
whats your fucking question?
>>68373187
What the fuck do I buy for a sthl chainsaw from 1998
>>68373174
NO CUPS IN 23 YEARS
>>68373294
>Ohio
>>68373294
Canada:
>back to back OG
>back to back WC
>back to back WC
Ohio: ...?
>>68373344
>implying I'm from Ohio
I'm not that poster
>>68373380
Where are you from then?
>>68373294
>0 all American cup wins
America is usually the most patriotic country except when it comes to international tournaments xD
>>68373380
You can't hide you faggot
>>68373453
I'm from Boston
>>68373486
>best player is Canadian
cool
>>68373240
the same chain oil you'd buy for todays chainsaws, buy a big jug because it gets used up fairly quickly
>>68373471
>w-w-we don't care
https://www.nhl.com/news/olympic-final-most-watched-hockey-game-in-30-years/c-519476
>>68373695
Okay thanks
>>68373756
make sure its actually looseing chain oil before cutting, otherwise you'll wreck it almost immediately
>>68373979
Okay, a tree fell and I don't have the money to get a landscaper
>>68373756
And sharpen the teeth otherwise the oil won't matter for shit
>>68374135
Okay, I need to find out how to do that
>>68374207
If it's dull you're better off taking it somwhere those things are hard as fuck to sharpen if you don't know what you're doing
>>68374107
Last time a tree fell in my yard it was small enough I just used a handsaw thank God
>>68374207
Buy a sharpener, they shouldn't be too much, and just run it over any dull teeth a few times. As you're cutting you should check every now and then to see if they're going dull, good time to oil also.
>>68374264
Okay thanks
>decided not to start new job until September
>down to $275
>all expenses paid for but food and alcohol
It's gonna be interesting guys
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>>68375052
i wouldnt make it
>>68375052
>275 for food and alcohol
>for a month and a half
That's like $6/day. Good luck anon.
>>68375052
>two months and a half months
>$275
You can probably make it if you don't buy any alcohol and eat nothing but rice and beans
>>68375776
>>two months and a half months
fuck i'm having a stroke lads
>>68375752
>american education
>>68375752
>a month an a half
>the city of my American education
You're even more fucked than I thought
>>68375932
No bully pls mr stronk canadian bull
>rags
>the news is showing the isis guys MySpace pictures
Lmao I bet that guy forgot he even had a MySpace
>tfw there is going to be a memorial for gordie howe and then a memorial for the fags killed
fucking game is going to be delayed for like 6 hours
>>68376591
Does myspace still exist?
>>68376639
rip monday morning
>>68376591
I can't imagine having my MySpace pictures up on national news
Thats some serious punishment
>>68376639
At first I thought the fags would just get a moment of silence but it's in San jogay so they'll probably get Cher to do a concert
Jesus fucking christ Obama won't even say Muslim or Islam and just said we don't know the guys motivation. Give me trump
>>68356041
don't skate on your period
>>68376679
They just keep cycling through them kek
>>68377321
>>68377379
Le isis face
>>68376956
And people wonder why racial tension is high. Fucking coward won't call things what they are.
>>68377453
The dude called 911 while in the club and said hey I'm doing this for isis and my homies the tsarnaev brothers. Then Obama just says wah wah this guy has hate. Call him a shitskin Muslim and do something about it you faggot stop pussy footing
>>68362194
Pekka can you translate this for us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyCMUR-1Nyk
>all the witnesses are 100% fags
Their voices are hilarious rip my sides
Sure is /pol/ in here.
>>68378677
This
Fuck off back there, shitheads
>>68378804
>image.jpg
Not until you go back to /int/ you fuck
>>68376956
off yourself
>>68378934
>mad
>at phones
What will they think of next?
>>68379233
Everyone knows you're the americaitlyn guy you have no reason to complain about off topic posts
>>68378934
>implying you're not /int/ now too
Hockey ends tonight
>>68379453
reminder that if crosby or letang had easily iced the puck on a penalty kill the series would have been a 4-0 sweep
>>68379330
>only one phone exists
>>68381182
That's no bathroom, that's your unclean bedroom. Pick up your shit.
>>68381182
BOOOHOOO GO BACK TO /int/ you're probably some guy that I am mad at who doesn't even post here anymore
phoneposter btfo
patrick kane did nothing wrong.
evander kane is a rapist and serial deadbeat.
>>68376956
Who fucKing cares, America is shit anyway
>>68383122
As a cross-border vagrant I'm actually really proud of American hockey players this year.
>>68383398
I meant in a general "kill everyone because I don't care" edgy sort of sense
>>68382550
I agree with this post
>>68383630
Nobody cares faggot
>>68381031
What happened?
>>68370394
>pork roll, egg and cheese
It's Taylor ham, egg and cheese you degenerate
>>68384367
Living in North jersey is degenerate
>>68384367
>living in new jersey
