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>HAMEZ
>HAMEZ
>HAMEZ
>HAMEZ
>HAMEZ
>HAMEZ
We did it
>>68353070
>congolombia
USA
GOD WITH US
USA WON CONMENBOL
>>68353070
no big deal desu senpai
>>68353175
Thank you based Ticos! PURA VIDA
>>68353175
we did it
THANK YOU BASED RICH "HOMIE" COAST
>those Costa Rica putos killing themselves on the field for their burger overlords
nevermind Colombia gonna win this
FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME
We did it reddit!
USA WON FIFA
ITT POST YFW
>tfw city of colombia
>>68353070
It's paying off lads
COSTA RICA
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>>68353175
Pura Vida!
>>68353175
Thanks for the help. This almost makes up for you throwing batteries at other teams when they play in San Juan.
Almost.
>Death group
Who can defeat them now?
>>68353070
Imagine the shitstorm if we lose to fucking Peru
who /trunksdelfuturo/ here?
USA AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH
We fucking dod it
>>68353175
Thanks Ticos :^)
I know several Costa Ricans that live near me, you're all bros in my book. Sorry we had to wreck you so hard in our game.
>THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
baka desu senpai
>>68353175
THANK YOU BASED COSTA RICA
Thank you for playing like shit against us and then going on to beat Colombia. Costa Rica is literally the only reason why we won the group.
>>68353070
USA USA USA
>>68353265
Jaja gracias comodin
>First to win a group.
Everyone still behind.
>>68353175
based Costa Rica
I knew you still had some of that WC fighting spirit in you
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodin
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>>68353265
Jaja gracias comodin
>>68353175
thanks for the help
>>68353175
we will send you some sacks of batteries for your assistance
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodÃn
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodin
Costa Rica actually means the meme magic coast in
Spanish
VENEGAS>>>>>>>JAMES
USA/Ticos eternal broship.
>>68353298
I live in DC.
There's unironically a lot of Colombians here shitting up the only soccer bar we have for this tournament. They're obnoxious as fuck. And yes I know it's the district of Columbia which is different than how the nation, colombia, is spelt.
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodin
>tfw reddit said Klinsmann should go
Literally lmao desu senpai
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodin
>there are people who have forgotten about this commentator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOZ1SAKg2oM
>>68353175
Sorry for whoopin your ass
>>68353070
Mods, this should be playing right now on /sp/ over and over:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8
Good job, greadesd ally
>>68353461
the GOAT
>they even named the tournament after us
It was meant to be desu
USA when we win the tournament
>>68353175
Thank you based Costa Rica! Tonight, you are a real American.
>>68353175
Do you like A batteries or D batteries to throw.
>>68353070
chicano here
wearing my USMNT jersey
eat shit faggots
and before you ask, it has MY last name on it, and no i wont post it
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodin
>>68353461
One of us?
>>68353070
>yfw Haiti pulls a miracle out of their ass and Brazil tanks
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodÃn
>Doubting Klinsmeme
See you soon, in WCQ, Ticos. Thanks.
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodÃn
>>68353282
Ecuador beats Haiti by six.
Brazil loses to Peru
>>68353258
I dont get this chicano/pocholard humor, exblain
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>fell asleep
>missed Engladumb choke against Russian with Wales in 1st place
>USA not only beat Paraguay as I predicted but Colombia choked against the Ticos
I FUCKING KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN SOMEONE PLS POST THE SCREENCAP OF THE PREDICTION I MADE AFTER THE UDA COLOMBIA GAME AND YOU FAGGOTS ALL LAUGHED AT ME.
Just give us the SCLUP
>>68353511
>ordering any jersey with your name on it
>>68353552
If Haiti wins, then its Brazil and Peru.
Brazil doesn't get in if Ecuador wins by six then Brazil needs to win. If Brazil loses to Peru, then they don't advance (assuming ecuador wins vs. Haiti
Just win the next game mericans
Imagine if there was a mexico-USA for the final.
how many deaths?
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME
AND I'D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.
what happened to pullisic?
You can win the cup freedom boys
>>68353265
Jaja gracias comodin
As long as mexico, bra71l, or argentina lose before the finals everyone wins.
who /freedom/ here?
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodin
>>68354041
Klansman is a dick who won't play him
>>68354041
Saving him for game against Argentina so he can embarrass Messi.
>>68353316
>tfw no more Donovan
>Colombia fields water boys, cafeteria staff and janitors
>loses a game they didn't even need to win
>m-murica da best right guise??
I'm all for team USA but they're gonna get creamed in the next round.
>>68353265
JAJA GRACIAS COMODIN
LOS TICOS ESTAN LO MEJOR!!!
>>68354287
They will go against either Peru or Ecuador.
Them getting to semis is definitely plausible.
>>68354287
chicANO
>>68353265
Jaja gracias comodin
CONMELEL BTFO
>>68354287
Columbia will probably face Brazil and Hamez is gonna get raped again. The US could easily beat Peru (gay)
>>68354273
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodin
>>68354287
Cool post spic
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodÃn
>>68354287
Both Peru and Ecuador are winnable. We played Ecuador a few weeks ago and won playing poorly.
>>68354287
>No faith.
>>68354273
B-but Pulisick will be better than Donovan
>>68354410
Brazil has no Nerman, but has Coutmemeo
We can counter with our own Pulisic meme
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>>68354424
>muh Edu
>muh Aguedelo
>bbut Morris is the next Donovon
>bbbut Pulishit
>bbbut Mix
>bbbbbu Julian Green
>>68354554
No one here ever rated Morris, Agudelo or Julian Green seriously. The others are fair point
>>68354554
Pulisic starts semi-regularly of the best teams in Germany and hes 17. Hes not Julian Green or le college man
>>68354554
Hyndman and Carter-Vickers are the future
>>68354424
>>68354554
Assblasted Chicano who will shed tears when they bottle it against Chile
>>68354554
People rated Edu?
MAKE SOCCER GREAT FOR AMERICA
>>68353726
>having someone elses name on your back
cuck
>>68354581
only eurosnobs rated Mix, he got exposed in MLS for the shitty player that he is
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodÃn
>>68353070
Pure blood Aryan from the south checking in.
USA USA USA!
>>68354648
Lol Adu...both irrelevent at this point
>>68354611
This.
>>68354630
You what m8?
Is that who the spics are playing? Don't watch Mexico matches.
Pulisic is simply on the bench because he's there to learn and be a sub. Of course you don't sub him on when Yidlin gets bopped.
>The US will play in Seattle on Thursday
>>68354367
>Columbia
Being this much of a welfare nigger cuck
>>68353265
>jaja gracias comodin
>>68354611
lelalem
>>68354041
Klansman refused to put him on against Costa Rica.
>>68354554
Pulisic is starting games for one of the best teams in the Bundesliga at 17 m8. Assuming he doesn't just crumble under the pressure he's well on his way to being as good or better than Donovan/Dempsey ever were in Europe.
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>>68354262
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja...good one m8
>>68355074
I don't care what he's doing in the Kraut league.
He still needs to be eased in. Morris has done far more for USMNT and he didn't even make the squad.
Pulisic will get his shot.
Donovon nor Dempsey are considered the best Americans because of their Euro records.
>>68354758
For all the shit we give the Xheattle dumbs at the very fucking least they are white and patriotic unlike other shitholes like Commiefornia.
>>68353598
Not if the US loses to Trinidad and Tobago
>>68354041
Klinsmann is a fitness and strength babby. Pulisic won't be seeing any time until he is 20 and twice his current size
>>68354758
Will he lead us to the semis ?
>>68355223
Jesus.
This is the type of retarded post I'm greeted with when I open up /sp/.
Kill yourself, my man
>>68355223
>Morris has done far more for the USMNT
No he hasnt. He's been an average super sub while Wood has done better. Morris also has been exposed in MlelS so he sure as fuck doesnt deserve to be on the squad (In fact he never should have been called up for friendlies either)
>I dont care what he's doing in the Kraut league
Good thing no one cares about your retarded opinion. I'd 10 times out of 10 take the 17 year old playing great for his age in a top world class club over MlelS memes
>Donovan nor Dempsey are considered the best Americans for the European records
Except Dempsey played the majority of his career in the Premier league and wouldnt have been as successful with the national team if he didnt push himself while Donovan was an anomaly. Just fuck off back to your reddit general, /mlels/
>>68355335
>>68355327
Being this new
U S A
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>>68354742
>kelli tennant
hhnnggg
>>68355335
>I'd 10 times out of 10 take the 17 year old playing great for his age in a top world class club over MlelS memes
Well then you can say goodbye to 4 out of 5 goals the USMNT has scored so far in the Copa.
Bobby Wood being the exception, assisted by MLeS.
>people doubted klinsmann
Freedom wins once again.
>England still has 1 (one) point
>>68355568
Klinsman is master ruseman. There are games where the team plays like complete shit and other games where we can beat some of the best in the world
you never know what you're going to get. he constantly changes tactics and players on the fly
>>68354287
Wanna know how I know your skin is brown?
>>68355560
>using Dempsey as an argument
>rating Zardass who bottles 5 tap ins for every successful one
I knew /mls/ was reddit cancer but not by this much. Kys
>>68355560
All the best performers for the nats so far have been the European based players.
>>68355885
Goals win games.
Most goals and assists came from MLelS players.
Even Wood's goal was assisted by Zardes.
>>68355810
Why not use Dempsey as an example? He's been in MLS for 4 seasons now.
>>68353265
jaja gracias comodin
Who cares about this meme cup anyway. The real copa América is next year
>>68355810
You know shit about US Soccer. See you in 2018 when you can pretend to know wtf youre talking about.
>>68354016
THESE COLORS DONT RUN
>>68356021
>copa América is next year
>next year
>>68356044
so that's what BTR looks like?
pretty disappointed desu
>>68354287
wE HAVE A VERY REAL CHANCE OF TAKING 3RD NOW
>>68356044
>I am a My Little Sawker coinnesseur
>FIGHT AND WINNNNNNNNN
>d-dumb euroboos p-pls watch our shit league
Kys you fedora autist
IT'S COMING HOME LADS
>>68355958
>>68356044
>>68355560
>watching a jewish plastic league of hipsters and mediocre defending.
Wew
>>68353265
Jaja gracias comodÃn
>he's only 23
Could he go down as the best American defender in the history of the USA? I hear he is doing great at Hertha, perhaps he could get a transfer to a Champions League club by next year.
>>68355958
that looks like your typical Guatemalard or Salvie living in some Cali city who supports the USMNT and bandwagons a MIeIs team (like LA Galaxy)
>>68356177
>inb4 exploding knees like Onyewu
>>68356177
>mfw the USA has a GOAT centerback pairing of Brooks and Carter-Vickers
>>68356195
there are no greater spic haters than other spics
lel
>>68356177
Hertha were great this season because if Brooks iirc. They were in the top 4 in the bundesliga up until the final stretch. Very unlikely to end up a few points from a CL spot
>>68353175
Tica we love you babby.
>yfw NOW you can't fire Klingsburger
>>68353647
creo que dice "cuando los tragos que le compraste a la patrona (gringa) comienzan a hacer efecto"
Si no dice eso no entiendo que mierda sera
>>68356177
Brooks, Pulisic, Wood, Yedlin, Carter-Vickers, and Horvath will lead us into the future.
Assuming some kids around the age of 14-15 rise up, the US should be a really good team for 2022
>>68356621
don't forget Hyndman
>>68354041
I feel he was going to put him in to score some goals, but then Yedlin chimped out and got a red. So plans went awry and he put in some defensive guys since we were down a guy.
>>68356621
Ben Lederman is one of the 14-5 year olds
>>68353175
domo arigato mr roboto
>>68355560
I really, really, really like that gif, do you mind if I save it?
>>68356824
Too bad he's not with Barcelona right now.
I'm curious where he'll land next instead of at IMG. It's a good academy, but it's nothing like Europe.
>>68356621
Joel Sonora could bust through.
>>68356621
Haji Wright plays for Schalke's U-19 with a goal/game at 18. We've got Ben Lederman who was at Barcelona's academy till sanctions (he was underage) forced him back to the US. Plus Villareal has Mukwelle Akale, a tiny AM who is one of their best/the best prospect they have.
Novakovich is a big striker at Reading (maybe replace Jozy?), and we've got a guy Andrew Carleton who signed for Atlanta United (but was an absolute beast winger for the YNT, already people think he could be another Pulisic because they are similar), and lastly Timothy Weah at PSG.
The youth movement is strong again boys.
>>68357517
We also got someone at Fiorentina who's supposed to be good. And Erik Palmer-Brown is over at Porto B.
The delusion of amerifats is astonishing.
Dont delude yourselves, you are still a B team.
The funny thing is they pretend not to care about the sport as soon as they get pwned by some serious competition.
>not mentioning Miazga
Entire list discarded.
>>68357564
>1993
>>68357615
Miazga's 20 and basically in the Senior side now. All the guys I mentioned are young, most 15-18 years old and in the YNT setup, but not the NT setup.
>>68357517
Pulisic, Carter-Vickers, Brooks and Wood will obviously be the senior and big-star guys in 2022, but damn if a lot of those guys don't look really good. Especially liking Carleton, if Atlanta can be a decent academy he could be a serious contender for a starting midfield position. Great first touch and passing ability.