ITT Overrated garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROuCGsFIYXE
Obligatory
>>68353048
anime
>>68353048
Messi is gonna schlong you guys
wew
>>68353048
Cuantas copas tenés?
Where my concabros at?
>>68353048
GO USA
>all those filthy Congolombians chatting shit
>mfw they got banged
>>68353048
That columbian player is going to end up killed.
>congolumbia
>the slums of Hamez
>CONMESHIT
CONCACAF DOES IT AGAIN
>>68353184
As is tradition.
>Costa Rica going home
>Colombia advancing
What is the point of this thread again?????
>>68353048
Not only do they suck at soccer but they are also poor!
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
concagoat has MEME MAGIC
conmebol are just memes
>leave hamez to me
>mexico
>quarter finals
choose one and only one
>>68353253
To laugh at Congolombians over humus
>>68353253
Memelombia
>>68353312
We're already qualified.
>>68353048
quality thread, concacaf bro
looking forward to you guys winning your group too
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>Lets play our B team, what's the worst that can happen?
pekermann out when?
>best team in south america
>loses to a team usa just beat 4-0
Jesus Christ that continent is hot garbage, they only have one sport and suck at it.
>>68353393
It's all according to plan.
Wait for us, hue fuccbois. It's payback time.
>>68353393
>m-muh b team
>>68353302
Hamus is gonna score a hat trick on Allison
>>68353393
> implying Peru is not going to rekt Brazil
>>68353442
Them Mexico excuses.
>>68353253
Because Congolombia finished second the USA will play in Seattle, likely against Peru.
Basically the odds they make the semis, which was the US' goal in the first place, are very much within reach.
>>68353458
What's the deal with that group? If it is a tie then Brazil and Peru finish 1st and 2nd?
>>68353393
miss me yet?
>>68353489
>USA vs Peru
It's gonna be like watching a game of cripples vs grannies.
Quarter finals looking interesting.
>>68353489
Not Peru, you will play Ecuador i think. If we beat Peru.
>>68353515
>TFW I can't even post and share memes with Mexibros because this election year has made USA-Mexican relations toxic
>>68353572
nigger half of those aren't confirmed yet
>>68353572
>TFW you get to lose to Messi
>>68353635
>caring about politics
mexicans in mexico are top lads, its the ones here i hate
>>68353489
Ecuador is more likely.
>>68353657
Brazil beating Peru and Ecuador trashing Haiti are a given. Mexico will probably beat Venezuela and even if they don't a tie is enough. Argentina is beating Bolivia for sure.
>>68353676
>implying you'll get to the semis
>>68353657
none are except america and columbia
>>68353312
b-but
why do we hate mexico again? they always end up being our greatest allies
remove wall
I don't like congolombia but lets be honest, our concacrap teams would struggle in SA qualifiers and I don't get their logic in starting a b team and risking facing Brazil
>>68353572
>Mex-Chile
The most anticipated game desu. Chile will prevail but will be a bloodifest.
Now where were all the sudacas that were saying that CONCACAF qualifiers were a wall in the park?
>>68353312
mexico already qualified, you filthy kike
>>68353572
Ecuador, Hambrientina, Colombia and Mexico to advance.
>>68353169
>>68353717
you're still here number 2?
>>68353732
>juan beana
>not juan dinner
burger you had one job
>>68353572
US
Argentina
Brasil por penales después de empatar
México
Luego semi
US-Arg=Argentina
Brasil-Mexico=Brasil
Y la copa se la lleva Argentina
>>68353748
I don't know what you are but Colombia doesn't like you either
>>68353748
Sudacas would probably struggle in Concacrap qualifiers too.
I don't think those candyasses would be able to deal with getting thugged on by Salvies and Guats.
>>68353572
>Panama won't beat Chile
>There won't be a reckoning from the gold cup where Keksicko'll get rekd 8-0 against Panama
>>68353634
Who advances if your game ends in a 0-0 tie and Ecuador only scores one goal in a win? I know Brazil will advance because of the goals scored on Haiti but Ecuador and Peru will have same points, goal differential, and goals scored.
Why are there no webms of the goals? The first and third of Costa Rica were spectacular.
>>68353821
Panama has a fuckload of players suspended for the Chile game.
>>68353572
>>68353708
fine lets assume all that happens
we can beat ecuador but have no chance against argentina, so we're out. they're getting to the finals
mexico can beat chile and always gives brazil problems.
lel, imagine an argentina v.mexico final?
>>68353808
>implying losing to us didn't make klansmann realise the teams weaknesses early on therefore preventing further losses
you're welcome
>>68353820
>Salvadorians
>Guatemalans
no one fears them
>>68353753
Stadium full of chavos. Chile with a shitty coach. We are not winning this
>>68353748
>I don't get their logic in starting a b team
nobody does, really.
>>68353810
n-no bully
>>68353801
first place in our group yeah that's pretty just...
>>68353826
Coin toss.
>>68353843
We'll have a third place game then.
>>68353473
No. Facts when we use it.
>>68353514
> Brazil-Peru draw
both classify
RO8: Colombia-Brazil & USA-Peru
If Ecuador wins for more then 1 goal, then it's USA-Ecuador
> Brazil win
Brazil classify
RO8: Colombia-Brazil & USA-Peru if Ecuador lose/draw. If Ecuador wins and Peru lose (whateve goal difference), then it's USA-Ecuador
> Peru win
Peru classify
RO8: Colombia-Peru & USA-Brazil unless Ecuador wins for at least more than 5 goals.
>>68353850
Losing to them? No.
But they might break your players legs.
>>68353883
>> Peru win
>>68353850
2-0
>>68353708
So Brazil is 1st in the group and has to tie or beat Peru? looks like throwing the game to face the USA in the finals isn't an option
>>68353881
mexico v. USA for 3rd place?
can /sp/ handle the memes?
>futbol tournament
>no cheeky banter brawls taking place
lol, what kind of joke is that?
like, where is your passion?
fucking pussies
>>68353883
If Brazil lose, they are out with any Ecuador win.
>>68353883
If Ecuador beats Haiti by two or more goals, then Peru must beat Brazil to qualify. If Ecuador beats Haiti by one goal, and Peru draws, then points and goal difference will be level -- it will then come down to goals scored and if that is still level second place would be decided by a drawing of lots as the group game between the two nations finished 2-2.
US-Ecuador
Argentina-Venezuela
Brazil-Colombia
Mexico-Chile
US-Argentina
Brazil-Mexico
Argentina-Mexico
US-Brazil
Argentina wins, Brazil 3rd.
Screencap this. I paid the refs for these results.
>>68353732
Chicanolards & our ilegalls are your scapegoat since you cant hate on your niggers anymore.
>>68353843
Nothing wrong with losing to based meme Messi.
>>68353572
lmao based venezuela will beat you fag
>>68353883
If Peru and Ecuador win they both advance m8. It'll be:
Peru - 7
Ecuador - 5
Brazil - 4
Haiti - 0
>>68353929
>Football match among yuros
>Massive chimpouts
>Football match among spics
>Everyone enjoys the game together and go home peacefully
Is this bizarro world?
>>68353921
The only way Brazil can get 2nd is if they lose and Haiti gets a result (lol).
>>68353850
>>68353887
this desu>>68353910
>>68354006
>he fell for /pol/ memes
this is normal world my brown friend
>>68354019
No, if they draw and Haiti loses by six+ Brazil is in 2nd place.
>>68353254
that is an ugly motherfucker
>>68353048
>100 anus
Stay classy south america
>>68354054
Oh right, that's actually more likely to happen too.
>>68353910
>>68354029
Based azul y chicazul
>>68354067
actually hes good looking for being a mexican
>>68353945
right my bad
>>68354076
indeed.
>>68354006
more like:
they are pussies all the time, so their cave man DNA wakes up in football matches
while we are neanderthals all the time, so in hobbies we can be gentleman
>tfw argentina will choke in the finals again no matter who their opponent might be
>>68353814
>>68353958
Are you me?
>>68354095
True, Lived in mexico for 10 years. That actually better then most. My blonde kids really stood out.
>>68353929
>going to major city county jail
Your jails are a joke Hans.
Doing a poo lads
>>68353929
CONCACAF nationas are obviously full of first class people living in third world shit holes.
Now dont you have another aryan woman to rape? Run along now, muhammad.
>>68353945
Equador is gonna win tomorrow vs Haiti no doubt.
If we lose = out.
>>68354165
Hold on lemme poo with you
>>68354006
Probably because its being held in a civilized first world country unlike the Euros
>>68354174
>USA
>civilized first world country
>>68354088
Quetzal>Vicuña
...pero gracias rojo
>>68353572
>ecuador
>not peru
come on lad.
Peru is in charge of taking that 3rd place.
>>68354203
certainly more than france
>>68353489
Impossible to play Peru
>amerilard education
>>68354137
>My blonde kids
>>68354213
Awww, somebody actually believe in Perú.
Buddy, for you, Perú will give their best!
>>68353717
El salar de Congolombia
>>68354229
If Peru and Brazil draw and Ecuador doesn't win by more than 1 then the US plays Peru
>>68354304
>and Ecuador doesn't win
Like I said, impossible
>>68354336
Look m8 with the way Peru played last game and Brazil has been playing all year, it's safe to assume Peru has this in the bag
>>68354336
>and Ecuador doesn't win by more than 1
reading comprehension...
>>68354254
I will never forgive you for scripting the 60 mill get
Your country is dead to me
>>68353254
This guy is both ugly and handsome at the same time.
>>68353570
Enjoy Brazil, they're all yours my friend :)
>>68353810
I just realized the other day the Spanish NT coach is Vincent of the Forest. That's almost as funny as the fact that there's a guy in the MLB named Daniel Descalso. How much of a bum does one of your ancestors have to be to literally be named "barefoot"?
>>68353927
>mfw US dos a cero
>>68354477
Just like you bby
>>68354450
baia baia~
>>68354484
>there's a guy in the MLB named Daniel Descalso. How much of a bum does one of your ancestors have to be to literally be named "barefoot"?
my fucking sides
Alright fags. Tell it to me straight. Who is the most likely, most realistic, and almost certain next opponent of the USMNT?
>>68353254
He looks sad and happy at the same time
But ily chicha
>>68354532
Ecuador, my boy.
Anyone who says otherwise is just shitposting.
>>68354532
your mom
>>68353887
You are thinking of Honduras
El Salcador and Guatemala just park the bus and play counter attack the whole match
>>68353429
We are gonna rape you so bad fag
>>68354560
chicano detected
>>68354532
Ecuador
They just need to beat Haiti by 2 and have Peru to tie or lose. If Ecuador can't beat Haiti by more then 2 goals they deserve to go home.
>>68354240
Soy uno de esos mormones que vivían en Chihuahua
>>68354596
>Implying I'm a Chicano
Honduras injured Messi you retard, they injure players its what they do
Is it possible for Huezil to not advance?
>>68354730
Yes if they lose to Peroo and Ecuapoor wins
>>68354730
if Peru and Ecuador wins, Huezil is kill
>>68354784
This kills the bra7i1
>>68353910
4-0
>>68353048
ITT Drunk Mexican Scum. Voting Trump this fall desu.
>>68356168
his mother was an ilegal prostitute from Glasgow with only 50 USD, but She was white. Mexico has to win the copa america
>>68353489
Nigga, you will lose to Ecuador, not Perú.
>>68353515
Not really. His time has long passed.
>>68353572
Checks out. Your trip to the final just got harder, compa.
>>68354006
Copa is held is glorious white nation for first time ever. Euros are being held in the caliphate of France.
>>68354532
Ecuador. Brazil is going to win the group obviously and because we won the group, we'll avoid them. Ecuador is okay but we never had any problems with them so we should reach the semis and face off against Argentina.
Argentian and Brazil have the best numbers so far...
>>68356263
Mexico has 6 points and a dif +4
Mexico is 2nd in copa America right now
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copa_Am%C3%A9rica_Centenario_2016
>>68356279
I forgot Brazil didn't win their first match lmao
Still, the best is from CONMEBOL, so is the last champ and the best ones in the last WC
>>68356324
>unironically rates this brazil squad
in_the_trash.jpg
>>68356324
Argentina is not champion in North America, Mexico always is the best. This is a gold cup with south americans.
>>68356347
They'd wreck Mexico or USA for sure pham
>>68356388
>he rates brazil
>same brazil that scored 0 (zero) goals against acuador
in_the_incinerator.jpg
>>68356388
Mexico is better than Brazil without Neymar. Brazil with Dunga is shit man.
>>68356412
>he is an American "soccer" connoisseur
build_the_wall.jpg
>>68356412
>same brazil that scored 0 goals agains Ecuador.
Ecuador current team is actually performing far better than Brazil. I'm suprised Brazil didn't lose against them.
>>68356452
if ecuador had a healthy caicedo they wouldve stomped brazil tbqh
>>68356445
CONMEBOL delusions: the opera
>>68356452
weren't they number 1 in the qualifiers sometime ago? I think they're starting to fall down the table.
>>68356452
Uruguay is doing better in eliminatorias than Venezuela, and what happened?
>>68356496
Suárez didn't play...
How fucking dense are you? South American NTs are playing their C team and they are still beter than CONCACAF lmao
>>68356496
>Chavez ghost appeared in Uruguay locker room and scared the shit out of Cavani and Godin.
>>68356490
they lost their last match (to colombia) and then got a draw in the one before
>>68356545
Mexico 3-1 Uruguay
Costa Rica 3-2 Colombia
yes, CONMEBOL is way better than us LMAO.
>>68356582
You can bet your balls a conmebol team will win this mickey mouse cup
which team goes to the Confederations Cup. The winner of this Copa or the one from last year?
>>68356592
remember that the refs and fans are with Mexico. Mexico will be the champion vs Brazil or US in the final.
>>68356631
last years. this is the meme version of an already meme cup
>>68356631
past year. Mexico, Chile, Germany, France if it wins, Australia,etc.
why do you want an actual good team like colombia to qualify?
i'd rather have a fucking shit team like costa rica and panama than that
>>68353852
why are Chileans always putting themselves down
you dudes got a decent team. I look forward to watching the Chi vs Mex match. in fact this whole tournament is getting very interesting.
>>68356582
oh, boy. this again...
>>68356631
Russia
Germany
Australia
Chilel
Mexico
New Zealand
Europe
Africa
>>68356388
Brazil doesnt tend to wreck us that much (0-0 tie in WC, won olympic medal final and one confederaciones final against their A squad). You are way better at wrecking mexico 2bh
>>68357381
you dont know how it feels
>>68357818
Confed cup final wäs a B squad lol.
We have beat full Brazil in a tournament once, in 2005.
