late edition
Go M's
At least Dallas is white.
go Ms
also
>Rags
fuck
ignore my thread >>68350996
>>68351019
Ha ha epic man! You spelled a teams name wrong on purpose, I love that meme!
>>68351062
5 min in youre already rustled kek
i found him guys
>>68351038
will do
>>68351062
y u heff to be mad
>>68351062
>rags
>>68351011
>dallas is 50.7 white
>seattle is 69.5
kys
Go get your beer now Mariner "fans", youre gonna need it, watch how the white man plays baseball
Rangers 9
Seasshole 2
>>68351062
>Rags
>Rags
>Rags
>>68351147
im about to make some coffee, will that work?
Aoki is a magnet
>>68351121
Only if you fudge the demographics and dont count the 7 million white people in Dallas suburbs, stop fucking lying, libersl hipster states have no honor, Im not shocked that you can blatantly lie and not feel badly about it.
>>68351218
>rags
>>68351147
"""""white"""""
>>68351218
find me some better sources then senpai
>felix out another month
>>68351121
You want to know something funny?
Tacoma is 64% white
>>68351267
I dont believe you
>>68351248
Literally 95% German/Aryan/Anglo
Pic definitely related, now go shove a grande Starbucks coffee up your little asian ass
>>68351334
10/10
>>68351267
I don't know if that's a bad thing or good desu
You can't keep stashing Paxton at AAA. He's getting too old.
>>68351353
https://www.google.com/search?q=felix+hernandez&oq=felix+her&aqs=chrome.0.0l4j69i57j0.1535j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>>68351334
holy shit someone actually got it
thank you friendo
>>68351385
crap
anyone else triggered by all these soccer threads
>letting fat bastard get a hit
Paxton, pls
>>68351537
yes
>Filtered threads: 16 — Hidden threads: 88
>>68351554
i have never filtered anything but its getting to that point
thank you paxton for not throwing that into the second deck
>sweatingman.png
>>68351537
I have been in most of them so no
robot umps when
https://twitter.com/whoisjoserivera/status/741821455889924097
>>68351837
kill yourself
i miss tribebros already
>>68351772
robot discrimination is too strong right now
At the game. Let's go M's! They opened the roof before the start when it was sunny for about a half hour. Now there are ominous clouds and a lot more wind. How are the M's supposed to hot dingers?
>>68351772
>>68351938
How do you know they're not robots?
>>68351955
meme magic
its the only way to beat the marine layer
>>68351978
because robots don't throw bitchfits when someone argues balls & strikes
>>68351837
4u
>>68351938
but its 2016
>>68352021
They do if they're programmed to.
I hope we can have Dan Wilson commentate a game in the booth soon. He's good at it
>>68352059
what if we are all robots?
Paxton is looking pretty good but his pitch count is already accelerated. M's need a long inning here.
>>68352146
Don't worry anon, I'm definitely not a robot, you can trust me.
>>68352178
how many times have you failed the 4chan captcha?
![2001 A Space Odyssey 1968 (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_01.26.53_[2016.03.12_23.40.46].png](https://i.imgur.com/1RJRZHA.jpg "2001 A Space Odyssey 1968 (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_01.26.53_[2016.03.12_23.40.46].png")
>>68352178
QUIET YOU
>>68352224
Maybe 20% of the time, more often on mobile for some reason.
my computer crashed for some reason
Zunino woulda had that
kek, what kind of a bunt was that supposed to be?
>tinder date tonight
>went shitty as fuck
>back home drinking alone
Hopefully the Rangers win so my night isn't a complete waste
no joey cora there
>>68352406
where did you take her
>>68352406
I gave up on tinder a long time ago. The only girls who I ever met up with from tinder were either really, REALLY weird or turbosluts. Then again, I'm almost 30 so maybe it's just the older chicks on tinder that are all basket cases.
>>68352406
ouch
>>68352445
Generic bar in Dallas, I thought it'd be a quick couple of drinks and then back to my/her place. Zero chemistry.
>>68352542
>Zero chemistry.
bummer, at least now you can catch the game
>>68352604
and he won't catch VD either so it's a win-win
come on pax
>>68352637
kek
paxton PLS
>>68352502
Was definitely looking for a turboslut, but hey, can't bat 1.000
>>68352604
S-sure
>literally me right now
>>68352667
It's time for some Texas dingers, I can feel it.
too many pitches james
damnit Mazara
Pax got lucky right dur
wew
Ahahahaha
>>68352752
Them big ass feet
meme magic
big break
>fatboy
should be an easy out Pax lets go
fatman pls
Dammit prince you fat fuck
>it's already the bottom of the 4th
>>68352789
>safeco field state of mind
kek i like it
>>68352884
This game is going way too fast, I won't have enough time to get drunk at this rate.
Enchilada or teriyaki tonight, brehs?
>>68352944
teriyaki
>>68352944
teriyaki. i got some left over panda im eating now
>>68352944
I've eaten chinese food for 2 straight days so I'd have to go with Enchilada.
>>68352944
teriyaki all the way
>>68352944
>tfw made dutch babies for dinner tonight
This game will be over in 2hr, 38 min.
cap this
anyone going to the aquasox everett cup exhibition game this wednesday?
>>68352920
Depends on what you're drinking. Maybe switch to liquor?
>>68353040
i'm going to eventually go to a weekend aquasox game to see based Kyle Lewis
>>68352884
no late night baseball today
>>68353063
Don't have any liquor in the house, drank the last of the beer last night, all I have left is a bottle of red wine.
Seattle fans be like: We won a meaningless regular season home game lastnight!!
Dallas fans be like: yea...but hows your basketball team doing?
>>68353105
seattle does not care about apehoop. hows your football team doing?
>>68353097
Still time to buy beer!
>>68353105
lol epic
>>68353063
can we talk about the alcohol content in beer again? please
>>68353105
Dallas fan here, I don't watch apehoop.
>>68353173
>not watching the GOAT
>image.jpg
>>68353159
ehhhh, I've got stuff to do tomorrow, maybe I'll just stick with the wine tonight.
>>68353162
Which beer? It varies.
I have mlb.tv so I don't see any commercials. Does ROOT NW still try to get people in WA to watch Utah Jazz?
>>68353154
5 times more superbowls then the Seahawks and the frontrunner for the superbowl next year, meanwhile Seattle is in shambles, Marshawn would rather retire than play for seattle and the Cowboys ended Ricardo Lockettes career ha ha
>>68353105
Well thats just rude
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wNd7nVw.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>68352944
Pizza.
>>68353204
I've just never liked either watching or playing basketball.
Jackson Generals won the 1st half Southern League North Division title. cool
>>68353289
yes, its strange
>>68353292
when was your last super bowl? rawls will be elite
I guarantee this one Seattle stadium has more gay people in it than the entire glorious state of Texas
How do you statistically quantify a play like Smith cutting off that ball in the gap?
>>68353362
rags
Cmon Jurickson
>Moreland getting hits again
Has he finally broken out of his slump? Is he gonna be Money Mitch again like the good old days?
>>68353362
its 2016 you need to be more tolerant
>foobaw discussion
>in my baseball gamethread
tribebros pls come back. you were fun to shitpost with
>>68353342
2017
>>68353292
>Cowboys are the frontrunner for the superbowl next year
I root for the Cowboys and all but you don't really believe this do you?
>See this thread
>See this overmad Dallasfag using my sp as an outlet for his overaggression
Sigh
Isnt it sad that the Mariners greatest accomplishment was getting an overrated player on the cover of a shitty nintendo 64 baseball game?
>>68353468
rags
KKKKK
>>68353491
>KKKKK
I've got one beer left.
I've got a huge bowl of weed left.
I've got half a bowl of Chipotle and chips stored in my fridge.
I've got whores lines up on Chaturbate. sure, not as good as a real woman but fuck, could I watch sports, drink, blaze, use the internet, and eat food at 1 in the morning if I had to deal with a bitch all the time
Honestly I'm pretty fucking ready for a girlfriend
>>68353468
bruv, the Ken Griffey Jr baseball games for the SNES were GOAT
seager dinger inc
>>68353548
Ebin
Now I can watch baseball
paxton is a big guy
KAY KAY KAY
KAY KAY KAY
DEM BOYZ AMIRITE
Nice job sad puppy paxton.
>after this series, no more games against rags until the end of August.
thank god
>>68353615
HOL UP HOL UP
Is it too late to take back all the mean things I said about Paxton?
>>68353623
What's wrong fampai, don't you like playing with us?
At least the Cowboys didnt throw a game losing INT from the 1 yard line haha #choke
>Paxton will be sent down when Felix is back
>LIND LIND LIND LIND
FUCK YES LIND
FINALLY A GODDAMN RUN
LIND HIT A DINGER!!!
>>68353671
Yes, he's been keeping tabs on this gamethread from the dugout in-between innings and he's very disappointed with you right now.
Who is Adam Linde? Was he a call up today?
How sad is it that it was only a solo homerun?
>>68353689
how's your quest to lick ezekiel's abs going?
>>68353697
If he does well until then I think he should be given the 5th spot
LINDSANITY
L I N D
I
N
D
Ehh, at least it was just a solo HR. If that's the only run Lewis gives up tonight then I'll be more than okay with it. Rags just need to get some run support going for him.
>>68353739
Haha u mad that scouts called Ezekiel "Adrian Peterson on steroids" and your RB retired?
>>68353729
Can't believe you actually fucking bought that thing lmao
>>68353767
>cowshit fans
>>68353767
good luck on the ab adventure! :)
Whos the most overrated Seattle player, Felix, Russell Wilson, or Richard Sherman?
I mean theyre all mediocre and overrated but whos the most overrated?
my wifi was acting funny and the missed lind score. its nice to have the lead though
>>68353819
Former player but still.
>tfw you will never win the sonic slam inning jackpot
>>68353771
kek its worth
>>68353830
You didnt miss much, just a fluke homer that pathetically limped over the wall, barely even made it over
please no benoit again
>>68353846
I've never even entered... how do you do it, just ask the carhop for an entry form or something?
>>68353468
thats one more thing than what the rags have
>>68353875
We have playoff success.
just
>>68353875
Everyone with half a brain knows the Rangers won the World Series against the Cardinals
Of course unless youre a scumbag that counts umpball as being legitimate
Game 6 is what proved to the world that baseball is rigged out the wazoo
>>68353105
The NBA is dead, what are you talking about?
How's Romo looking? When's he going back on the IR?
>>68353934
>>68353934
>being this delusional
ONE
>>68353934
hmm interesting take there
>>68354017
I DETERMINE THE WORLD SERIES WINNERS USING STATISTICS UNDER CONDITIONS I DEEM FAIR.
I DON'T SHARE THOSE THO
Can we keep Pax and get rid of Miley when Felix is back?
>>68353292
>>68353435
The guy is high. That's all.
As for Lynch, I'm glad he got out of the NFL on a high note. Got a couple injuries but got back healthy for a final (shitty first half of a) game. Best of luck to him, it sounds like he's content in opening a rec center and a store in Oakland.
>>68353946
He just said this is the best hes felt in 7 years and he has 5 elite years left
Cry more seattle faggot, tough shit
>>68354046
if pax can stay healthy then sure
>>68354071
>5 elite years left
>>68354071
Anon please don't have a stroke
>>68354071
Which will retire from a career ending injury first. Him or Palmer.
>>68354063
Marshawn is an overated piece of shit that got famous off 1 meme run in the playoffs against a shit saints team, he was garbage all the years before that run and all the years after it, its just that that run made everyone overrate everything he does
I hope he dies poor and addicted to drugs like every Oakland citizen should
take a hike, fatboy
>>68354071
>>68354153
Are you okay man? Do you have something you need to get off your chest?
>late night games
REEEEEEEEEE. Go M's
>>68353845
Rodney is up there, but he doesn't match the failure of Erik Bedard, especially considering who all we traded away for the hack-fraud.
>>68354153
he likes skittles too much for that to happen
>>68354164
OH WOW A BAD PLAY FROM 12 YEARS AGO IN A FUCKIN MEANINGLESS WILDCARD GAME, A WILDCARD MORON ITS NOT LIKE DALLAS WOULDA WON THE SUPERBOWL IF THEY WON THAT GAME
>>68354153
hes actually doing really well, he saved most of his money
>>68354153
Imagine living your whole life this angry. You only have one life, anon. Change your attitude
>>68354190
Gotta get rid of Romo to do that
>>68354190
>MEANINGLESS WILDCARD
lmao
Are we sure this isn't an Anglels fan false flag shitposting? There's no way someone could be this mad and in first place.
>>68354208
Romo that slaughtered the seahawks IN SEATTLE last time they played?
Climb on top of the seattle space needle dick and jump off
>>68353923
Ha, okay, show off that World Series trophy case you fucks have. Oh wait... you don't. You have as much shit to talk about as we do.
>>68354238
>regular season game early in the season
Yeah sounds about right for Romo to do good.
Jesus Diaz! Take a breath between pitches
>>68354235
Texans overcompensate in every thread they post in. always belligerent boring faggots
>>68354235
Eh, could be I guess. The guy could also be drunk, high, off his meds, having a nervous breakdown, or just legitimately autistic. This is 4chan, there's really no telling.
>>68354204
Yea right, he will be broke in 2 years and he still wont regret that he retired early so he didnt have to play in that shithole Seattle for their faggy hipster citizens
>>68354235
dont know
>>68354274
hey im gonna take that into consideration, but have you ever considered
>rags
2974 HITS
26 HITS UNTIL 3000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U81KMkgbwQs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68354071
>>68354153
>>68354190
Stay salty Rags and Cowshits fan
lets score some insurance runs, m's
nice hit
holy shit, how is Lewis's pitch count so low
I don't even mind rangers fans. Why're they so hostile?
>benoit
why
Rangers pls, score 7 runs real quick so I can have some half price Papa John's tomorrow.
>>68354319
Ohhh "salty" the stupid fuckin word that 12 year olds everywhere are using, you sure showed me
God seattle fans are such faggots, if you went to school in texas I literally woulda bullied you to suicide
>>68354364
>RAGS
>>68354350
It's literally just one autistic shitposter
nice throw rags
>>68354364
I myself prefer pooter pertrubed
>>68354364
you're a tough guy, jeb
>>68354357
hey do you guys have a cinnapie down there?
How sad is it that Seattle is playing AT HOME against the Rangers worst pitcher and they can only win by 1 point?
>>68354349
He had 3 really quick innings where he got quick groundouts and/or double plays.
How the fuck does that spell Benwa?
they cant even catch
>>68354396
Not hard to believe 2bh. One, Ms have sucked at home so far and two, being Safeco'd sucks
I'm drinking Ranger IPA again tonight.
>>68354404
>texans in charge of not being total fucking retards
>>68354396
>point
>>68354387
dunno, what is it?
>>68353871
Yeah, just ask for the form there. Or maybe online.
>>68354404
balls
welp he's out
>>68354440
its from papa johns, they stopped serving it here
>>68354396
>Colby Lewis
>Rangers worst pitcher
How about no. He has the lowest ERA of all Rangers starting pitchers, the most wins, and no losses.
>>68354476
The one in my town (odessa) had them when I last went.
Is the Mike Zunino K Count guy here? also where you @ PacNW
This ">rags" shit is so stupid, like why is it funny to purposely spell a name wrong?
Would I call the Mariners the "Marinaras" as in tomato sauce?
No because Im not a fuckin retarded autistic seattle fan
Keep in mind a seattle fan here literally has a coffee mug with the feels guy wearing mariners gear, HOW FUCKING AUTISTIC CAN YOU GET?
>>68354487
So confirmed anglel shitposter. Glad to know.
>>68354495
Haven't seen them once this year. Where'd DA go?
>>68354364
Seriously dude, you might want to check your blood pressure. No need to rage so early in the season when your team is setting itself up for failure. Heart health is important!
>>68354508
>rags
>>68354508
Memeiners if you have to know.
>>68354508
>rags
>>68354508
>HOW FUCKING AUTISTIC CAN YOU GET?
I dunno, maybe you could look in a mirror
>rags
can we just call this guy the "raging rag fag"
>>68354508
>rags
>Benoit
Is he the Cascadian Crippler?
>benoit
now it begins
>>68354508
>rags
>>68354476
I don't see them on their website when I select a local store to make an order. I never tried one, were they good?
>>68354508
You can call us memeiners. Marineros is the spanish name for them.
>>68354509
Pac NW was on sp earlier this year, havent seen him in a gamethread yet though. i miss u bb. who was DA
>>68354508
RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS
RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS
RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS
>>68354492
fugg, it was my favorite. we have some shitty cookie and brownie here
>>68354508
>rags
>>68354509
Im in Texas you fucking moron, california somehow manages to be the only state worse than Seattle, im not an angels fan
>>68354551
yes, very good
>>68354579
angels fan btw
