United States lineup (4-3-3): Brad Guzan; Fabian Johnson, John Brooks, Geoff Cameron, DeAndre Yedlin; Michael Bradley, Jermaine Jones, Alejandro Bedoya; Bobby Wood, Clint Dempsey, Gyasi Zardes
Paraguay lineup (4-4-2): Justo Villar; Miguel Samudio, Gustavo Gomez, Paulo Da Silva, Fabian Balbuena; Miguel Almiron, Victor Ayala, Celso Ortiz, Derlis Gonzalez; Tony Sanabria, Dario Lezcano
>>68342260
FIRST FOR FREEDOM!!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA
stream???????
who p/a/raguay here?
AMERICAN SHOTS ARE GUIDED BY GOD
USA
>>68342260
Why is the US team full of non whites?
>Euros started
>no Europeans in Copa threads anymore
fuck these casuals
>>68342399
Because it's soccer.
What are you lads eating?
>Stiles Switch BBQ here
Alguien de /a/ aqui?
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA
PARAGUAY'S TRUE ANTHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA
>no puliGOD
Dropped
>Memezcano
LET THE DESPAIR BEGIN
WHOA REFBALL
no Barreto?
>>68342422
Kumiko es mi w/a/ifu
>>68342375
Da fuq was that?
>American free kicks
>Bradlel
THE DESPAIR NEVER ENDS
Come on america !
Good God Bradley is awful.
>118 caps
wow our team sucks
stream where????
>>68342399
literally whiter than most yuro teams that played today
>bradlely
>that set piece
BRADLEY OUT
Murrilards are disgusting fat, short and smelly sub-humans.
>>68342524
KEK
>>68342497
the "Villar can still play" meme will never end. it's sad
>inb4 another Brazilian 71
white people smell like wet coins
Vamos USA
>>68342522
http://getlivefootball.com/live
>>68342571
no thats u u messican
pulisic when
brooks has been the best player for the US this tournament
which is delightfully surprising
ANYONE PLAYING ROCKET LEAGUE AFTER THIS?
They forgot the three black spots on the armband of Bradley.
>>68342571
We're much taller than you on average though. Thinner, too.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jul/9/mexico-surpasses-us-worlds-fattest-nation/
>>68342589
>Virus alert
:v
>>68342571
Build wall spico
>divegrass hipsters continue to claim the sport is rapidly growing in this country
>meanwhile, in reality our fans aren't even interested enough to halfway fill an NFL stadium for a home game in a major tournament
>>68342589
thanks, mexibro
>>68342611
Thanks doc
>>68342607
He's been great, but if John Brooks is our best player, that's not delightful.
>>68342571
You are fatter than us pedro
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/mexico-obesity_n_3567772.html
ITS COMING HOME
>John Brooks is our best defender
>he can barely make the starting xi for Berlin
christ
>paragay
>>68342576
Don't talk shit about my husbando
hockey fan here with some questions. Why aren't you allowed to shoulder someone off the ball? Why is diving rewarded?
>>68342672
not true, he started almost every time he was fit enough
>>68342618
Doesn't change the fact that amerilards are still fat
>>68342375
Vamos P/a/raguay
>>68342672
He was injured most of the year
Serious question.
Why does Paraguay exist? Why isn't it a part of Brazil or something? Is it just a meme?
>>68342633
>implying the stadium wasn't full yesterday to watch messi
You're all a bunch of cucks
>>68342611
they srsly put reddit in there?
>>68342657
>not IT'S STAYING HOME
>dempsey falling on his face already
paraguay is best guay in this tournament, right?
>>68342672
he's been getting consistent starts you dumb cuck
>>68342657
it's funny because USA only needs a 1 - 1 tie to classify
meanwhile Costa Rica needs to win with 7 goal difference to Colombia if USA manages that
>>68342688
nde, quiero decir nomás una cosa:
Cazenave no comenta
por fin se acabó la yeta
>>68342633
>in a major tournament
lol no
Bradley fucks up again
>>68342727
full of Argentinians you dumbfuck
>>68342707
Why are you expecting a euro sport not to be filled with cucks?
>>68342633
thats not how it works, even mexico fails to fill the azteca when playing random teams like paraguay
had this been something like argentina, mexico, brazil, vs the U.S. then it would be packed, just like the rest of the world, its about the opponent not about how interested you are in the sport
inb4 Paraguay ties again
>>68342722
They exist right now to fug your murrikan ass.
>>68342619
Callese Grasoputo
>all these stupid fouls
great game plan klinsmann
>no velas
Hahaha time to laugh at Yanks
>>68342732
yes
>>68342780
It works for atletico
>>68342732
I thought it was el salvadoroguay
>Dempsey
SOMEBODY TELL BASCUÑAN TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN
>>68342801
isnt it bed time for you?
>dumpsey
>the number one goalkeeper in the US plays for Aston Villa
Si podemos ️
>Dempsey
>>68342260
Baraguay :DDDDD
>dumpshit
Why does this matter?
We're just gonna get crushed by Brazil next round
>>68342759
I expected the most popular game in the world to be a bit tougher than field hockey.
>>68342571
truth 2bh
THUGBALL
Why is Klinsmann always squating?
I want USA to win just because it could eliminate the existence of NFL
>>68342707
Diving rewarded because archaic rules do not cover and, in fact, forbid referees from relying on technology. This will, hopefully, be changed in one or two years.
You can't shoulder because rules. Think basketball.
Any /u/SA?
How many of the American flags here are actually chicanos?
>>68342715
Doesn't change the fact that mexcriment is fatter, uglier and poorer.
>>68342801
>>68342776
Why are you people so threatened by the US? Kind of pathetic to be honest.
i love that US kit
>3v1
>Get nothing
OH SHIT NICE PLAY
WHAT A TACKLE
WHAT A DEFENSIVE SAVE
>Paragay
>zardes
>bedoya
No Nguyen, Shea, or Pulisic
BROOKS
BRRRROOOOOOOOOKSSSS
BASED
R
O
O
K
S
>couldn't beat 1 defender
lmao
JOHN FUCKING BROOKS
BASED FUCKING BROOKS
>3 v 1
>still can't score
This is why they won't win
> THREE ON ONE
wtf was Cameron doing there
HURR IMMA PRESS A HIGH LINE
fuck off klinsmann you aren't Klopp
>Almiron
USSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BROOKS GOAT
Based brooks.
>>68342858
He's trying to be like a more successful ex-Bayern manager.
fucking hell wtf is with the shitty counters in this tourny
>>68342707
>Why is diving rewarded?
I've been asking this question since I got into soccer. It's like part of the fucking game to flop and cover your face when you run into someone. I'll never understand it so i just try to ignore it.
>>68342859
you must be retarded
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I can literally hear spic commentators on the English stream
OH SHIT LADS
BASED BROOKS
>stadium not even half full
kek
>>68342722
Paraguay's the hardest spics on earth. Fuckers fought Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay at once and...well they lost, but they went out like men.
BASED
FUCKING
BROOKS
THANK YOU GERMANY
>>68342870
None? Chicanos root for Mexico.
>>68342844
Git gud, right now, paraguay is a bigger threat than brazil. brazil is playing like dogshit.
>>68342858
It relaxes the prostate and eases the turds in his gut to slide out his ass easier at HT
>>68342619
>:v
Que vergüenza que un compatriota use eso, en serio.
Dope tackle tho
>>68342870
how many of the brazilian flags are actually humans?
>3v1
>Fail
what
>bald soccer players are the greatest players
>>68342758
>implying there are enough argies to fill up a stadium
pro tip: it was Americans bandwagoning in messi jerseys
BROOKS
THANK YOU BASED FS1 FOR ACTUAL MEME COMMENTATORS
HE WAS WIDE OPEN YOU LLAMA INJUN
That was an easy fucking block.
Meek praise.
USA
SAU
AUS
>>68342576
no, I meant the lad that payed for Palermo, he's a midfielder
>>68342928
Hm, maybe that's true.
>>68342935
Don't try to get tough on me Canada.
thats my berlin boy
>>68342672
he was one of their best players stupid
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
BROOKS
R
O
O
K
S
>>68342920
As long as it loses gigantic amounts of money Im ok
Rugby is a good sporr
>>68342931
>>68342925
Literally 1/3 of their population died.
Reminder that this is the GOAT USA kit
>>68342928
This
Thank God for based John Brooks, gonna go down as one of the best US defenders in history at this rate.
>>68342969
>Mexican intellectuals
>YELLOW
GET HIM OUTTA HERE
>empty seats everywhere
So it's pretty much certain that a Copa will never be hosted in the US ever again
>>68342844
you're right.
for that matter, why ever watch a regular season game for any sport if you know you have no chance of winning the championship
Zardes isn't playing very well.
USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3
DIRTY BROWN MONKEYS BTFO
>>68342935
>canadian trying to crack a joke
every time
GOOOOOL DONOVAN!!!!
>>68342924
still a 5th tier sport, bro
10 minutes in still 0-0
fuck this cum slurping sport
AMARILLA for the bastard
>>68342946
>what is travel
I know it's hard for a poor, soon to be beheaded by a chainsaw Mexican shitposter, but people can actually travel to distant countries to watch their teams.
Ortiz a shit
>murrilads
>>68342957
ah Edgar? he quit the team in 2014 i think
FS1: THIS IS WHAT THE US SHOULD BE ABOUT
>MFW NO FACE
UNREAL
webm of the save by brooks? The minute I look away, something happens and I missed it
>>68342929
Our senior team has lost to Brazil's U-23 team two separate occasions
We're gonna lose
anyone have a decent stream?
>>68342978
There is little overlap between football and soccer in the US, they attract very different groups of people and their seasons are at different times of the year.
>>68343002
>Haiti pays more than Costa Rica and Bolivia
>score a game-winning goal in a world cup game
>defend a 3-on-1 in a copa america game
Is John Brooks the future of American soccer?
>>68342994
>>68343002
Time to fire Pizzi, doesnt worth thr money
>>68343036
getlivefootball
STOP
FUCKING
HOOFING
IT
#CopaCocaCola
>Memedoya
>>68343047
Si.
>>68342930
>>68343047
Future of the entire sport
>>68343024
>implying argies even like messi
I know it's your first day watching soccer, but YGSIU
>>68343002
Dunga overpaid shit
I bet that Haiti coach salary equals the GPD of the whole country
"Soccer" will now be called "Freedom Ball" from now on!
I want to cum inside Guzan
>>68343036
reddit soccer streams
>>68343008
Just saying there's not any high stakes
Either lose now or lose later
>>68342260
>live in philadelphia
>only just find out that it's taking place a few miles from me
what a fucking meme sport
>ctrl+f "brooks"
>literally all post are from murricans
inb4 flag
>>68343002
Pizzi fucking thief gib that money to me
Wood got sandwiched there.
>11 fouls
>14 minutes
>the beautiful game
dont fuck me up USA I've got you in so many bets
Where should this be hosted to ensure that people actually attend these games?
>>68343002
A Pékerman deberian pagarle el triple.
>>68342869
Sakura Trick is aired on public broadcast here
>>68342994
It looks too much like Germany's, I'm getting triggered.
>>68343002
>Dunga
kind of want to lose this and the olympics ust to see the village idiot out
if Paragay wins USA is out, right?
>>68343004
Your stadiums are pretty big tho. Evento half empty it's still 40-50k
>>68342994
If by GOAT kit you mean shirt that looks like anything you can find at Old Navy, then yes.
>>68343102
"Soccer" will be called "empty stadium ball" from now on
>>68343134
>chicanos
>>68343128
>Iggles
>>68343002
hay que matarlos a todos
>>68343002
>when you realize nick saban makes more than klinnsmeme
I kinda want to shitpost on reddit with a British flag
zardes is so fucking terrible
all he does is run fast like a typical nigger
>>68343134
Fuck off Chicano
>>68343004
Don't they know Americans don't care about soccer?
Bedoya is MIA again
Zardes and Wood aren't wingers
And Klinsmann will still keep his fucking job after we lose tonight
>>68343164
>half full
>>68343163
Sí, hermano.
I unironically want the US to win this. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>68343163
yup
>>68343149
>betting on US soccer
Never again after 2010
>>68342994
Yes. The logo is what the US Soccer Federation used in 1913. Should still be used desu.
Important match. Why is the stadium empty?
>>68343153
Surprised that Jew hasn't negotiated a higher salary, tbhonest.
>>68343149
do you need to get even after today?
Is this broadcast fucking up for anyone else or is it just >comcast?
>>68343143
>implying USA has ever played """"""""the beautiful game""""""""
>implying >our strategy isn't to bully Paraguay out of the tournament
>>68342571
Es cierto, debemos construir un muro para mantenerlos fuera.
t. ario
What happened to Tacuara Cardozo?
Any chance Johnny Soccer gets a few minutes?
>>68343163
yep, and Costa Rica too i guess
>>68343201
ty based texas
>that one paraguay player with the off-center widow's peak
whyyyyy
>>68343128
i live thirty miles away from lincoln financial I'm pissed i didn't know about this until this morning
>>68343212
I think this match is in America
>>68343215
>>68343217
>>68343218
>autofellatio
MICHAEL "I ONLY PASS BACKWARDS" BRADLEY
Fuck lads, that coulda been it right there
>>68343004
Everyones probably stuck in the concession lines, or getting drunk desu
ZARDES OUT
BRING ON PULISICK
>>68343217
this shit isnt funny when burgerland plays
STOP HOOFING IT
Zardes you fucking nigger if you are not able to hold the ball at least learn to pass it
WEW
>>68343184
Did something happen in the euro?
US sucks at offense so much lmao
>>68343217
Dodged that bullet.
does drinking alcohol make anyone else really anxious the day after?
