Come here and get comfy bros
Today's matches...
Group A:
Albania vs Switzerland 0-1
Group B:
Wales vs Slovakia 18:00 CET
England vs Russia 21:00 CET
previous thread >>68305035
>>68313378
>>68313409
>previous thread not in OP
Step it up next time anon.
>them albania feels
So far it's shaping up to be a good tournament lads.
Am I crazy thinking England have a legitimate chance this time?
>>68313455
Sure thing, I'm working on editing a couple of pictures for the upcoming threads
nth for this fucking shitty BBC build-up
Sagna > Jallet > Coman > Rami > Schneiderlin > Lloris
the rest is not worthy of noting
Place your bets now!
Wales vs. Slovakia
>>68313466
You are crazy. Let's see how they play tonight.
>>68313563
2-1 to Wales
Prove me worng.
Allen to score a Hat-Trick
>>68313563
1-0
draw or 1 - 0 for slovakia imo
pretty good matches so far lads, Albania showing heart tubihonest m8s
>>68313549
why do black men hate black women?
>>68313466
>Am I crazy thinking England have a legitimate chance this time?
You have a legit shot, but you also did have legit chances the last few years and threw it away by choking and getting emotional.
>>68313378
That's a nice image.
When is the next game?
>>68313563
Slovakia - 0
Gareth Bale - 2
OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD
>>68313563
>>68313563
OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD
Who here /parents who won't fuck off/?
I live with my parents and all I want is some privacy. I booked this entire month off work so I could sit in my bedroom and watch the European Football Championships but my dad has decided that whenever a game is on and he is home, that I have to watch with him. He seems to think I want to spend my time away from wageslavery hanging around with him when I want to post on /sp/ and watch the games online
Switzerland are playing Albania right now. For the entire match so far my dad has been forcing me to eat some Lindt Swiss chocolates with him and before the game forced me to go outside and play catch with an old shoe 'because Albanians steal peoples shoes'.
We have to do this for every match in the tournament. He has prepared a long list of activities for every single match so we can 'be more like a father and son'
I don't want this fucking shit. Why can't normies leave us alone? Football is one of the few things I enjoy and I want to enjoy it my way.
>>68313563
>>68313549
Surprisingly normal tier women
>>68313522
>Gary
/comfy/ as hell in my couch, nuts on the cushions, beer inna hand, 420 blaze it in the ohter.
Let the games begin!
>>68313572
I'm not even English, but I reckon they have a good chance. Also with an easy way into the knockout and avoiding big teams like Germany and Spain, possibly going up against Portugal and Italy in the quarter finals. As long as they're defence holds up, they'll do well. Vardy and Kane together will be entertaining.
>>68313563
Lets go Whales!
>>68313686
>TARA GALILOR
>>68313633
I'm Irish living in Ireland. No idea why I have a UK flag. I reckon the other big teams will underperform like they did in the qualifiers.
>>68313677
Cross the channel and come watch it here, you're welcome, as long as you cut the banterbox.
Serious proposition, Football before bantz.
>>68313563
HT/FT - 2/X
Just banter m8
>>68313629
they don't want someone to discipline them like their mom did
and white girls (as opposed to black ones) are more gentle and caring
>>68313692
yeah. some are quite cute but its nothing to go mad about
>>68313692
as are most of the frogettes. Their élegance and style is what put them above average.
>>68313549
I like Digne's chick. Pretty foxy.
>>68313775
>>68313271
better thread for you. We /comfy/ here.
>>68313797
nah I see more above average girls than ugly ones in Paris
like just by walking for like 5 minutes I see more good looking girls than the one in the picture
maybe it's because wags put too much makeup on
Pilot Whales are literally the GOAT whales. Orcas are the inbreed english hoolgians of whales.
>>68313853
What's the bottom left one?
>>68313797
how do i get a french qt grill?
>>68313851
I was talking about all the french girls, not just those particular ones.
They're normal girls, but our conception of style is what makes the difference. Imho.
Elles sont bonnes, mais leur classe leur rajoute un rang quoi.
>>68313549
Coman and Jallet for me
>>68313894
I'm willing to trade my qt loli sister against anything with blond hair, particularly from finland.
Fuck yeah Danny Ward.
Reminder that this gentleman is literally considered second choice to Simon Mignolet.
>>68313893
Peniswhale
>>68313908
yeah I think there's some truth in what you're saying. I don't find that kind of prestance from girls in other countries, except in some scandi countries but it's rare
>>68313914
Jallet's girl is like an ersatz of a girl who was in HS with me. It's crazy how they are similar
>Wir dutzen uns ja gar nicht
>>68313908
It's not just your conception of style, though. German girls can't dress for shit, even though they are obsessed with shopping. On the other hand, all French girls I know just know how to pick clothes that fit their type.
>>68313853
Fuck you
post yfw shorks win the Stanleyc Up
>>68313948
sorry i don't have anything for you, i'm the only blond in my family
>>68314050
>the way he awkwardly touches the grass
holy shit how awkward
>>68314069
At this point even a somali girl dipped in yellow paint would do the trick.
>>68313948
post pics svp
>Hamsik is 28 years old
weow lads
How the fuck Albania qualified again?
>>68314027
I want a kind german girl with the style of a french one.
But really you're not to pity. Your girls give fantasies of leather and nazi uniforms to nearly every man alive..
> Tfw never been whipped by a qt blond griselda while the march of the valkyries is playing in the background
This is my only reason to live desu
>>68314136
wew, why are you obsessed with blondes?
>>68314174
But anon, loli boards are forbidden since a long time ago :^)
>>68313549
>19 years old
>won ligue 1, serie A and bundesliga
>beautiful girlfriend
damn, coman is one lucky man
>>68314299
fantaisie militaire
>>68314249
german girls are really shit tbf... Most of them look to angry even when they have a neutral face. otherwise they have really ugly face traits : pig nose, fat faces, ugly eyes. A good looking german girl is like a diamond in the rough. I'd take a french girl anyday
>be me
>get 9 points in first fantasy match
>after game can't sub in Sommer
>He keeps a clean sheet and gets 6 points
JUST
wot
I really envy British national team fans, our national team fans are so shit, but our club fans are million times better, but nobody cares about the Bundes so everyone thinks our fans are shit
>>68314197
J U S T
U
S
T
>>68314299
I red somewhere that we're genetically predisposed to find blonds more attractive, something to do with them having less chances of inbreeding or sth like that.
And as stupid as it sounds, now that I know it, I just can't see beyond. Brunettes are m'kay I guess, Gingers too, but blondes is what makes my cock diamond.
Pic 10/10 related. And I fucking hate nazis. I just don't know anymore man.
>>68314371
idktf
What's the first major tournament you watched with /sp/? 2010 world cup here.
This song gives me feels.
https://youtu.be/WTJSt4wP2ME
>>68314504
Not every blonde is a nazi
>>68314504
>I red somewhere that we're genetically predisposed to find blonds more attractive
That's some bullshit dude
>>68314364
Depends, but what i'm sure of is that most blond french girls live in pas-de-calais and well... we all know what's going on there.
>>68313677
Me mum doesn't care about football so I can watch in peace. You should counter your dad with some actually fun stuff to do (and also beer to potentially immobilize him some) so you can have some really fun father son time though.
>>68314555
EC 2008
>Danny Ward making his first international start in goal for Wales
Fuck me
>>68314504
>something to do with them having less chances of inbreeding
But blonde is a recessive gene?
This doesnt make any sense pham
>>68314568
No but the backgound kinda is. and I want to be prisoner of a stalag ruled by mean nazi bitches who always put their prisonners on the edge of cumming an then extracts their powerfull hormones to make somekind of super soldiers.
I'm a complicated man.
looking forward to a Wales victory & an english loss, for keks
>>68314591
I'm not stating anything, I'm just sure that I red this. And i'm very easy to persuade really.
>>68314504
that girl is just soooo bland
i'm more of a isabelle adjani man but here have some blonde
>>68314643
Pssh don't ruin the retards aircastle.
>>68313677
have you heard a sheep outside?
>>68314513
how many players?
>>68314504
i don't know man, i have blonde hair, blue eyes and really dark/black eyebrows & beard and i prefer girls with similar features above all others
>>68314504
blondes have been devalued since so many dye their hair that colour, and it looks less than well.
Who /based celtic Rhinelander with pure brown hair and clear brown eyes/ here?
>>68314707
I thought we were allowed to make sense outside of /pol/
>>68314591
I have read it as well long time ago and if I remember correctly gingers should be least attractive to us. Can't find the source now tho, so I could be just some made up crap.
>>68313853
i seriously hate sea beasts
>>68313677
>play catch with an old shoe 'because Albanians steal peoples shoes'.
lmao
>>68314756
it could be*
How do gingers even exist?
>>68314756
ginger pubes on a pussy are best pubes on a pussy followed by blonde pubes
>>68314591
>>68314643
>>68314707
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2010/jun/04/men-blonde-women-attractive
The start of an explanation. Give or take.
>>68314809
>theguardian
>>68314805
>mfw brune metro ticket
>>68314838
well don't read it then. I'm no genetician.
>>68314809
> The genes for blue eyes and blonde hair are recessive, meaning both parents must have the genes for them to be expressed in their offspring.6 So it has been proposed that blue-eyed men prefer blue-eyed women as mates because they have some degree of certainty over fatherhood.
People didnt know this shit back then
>>68314716
5.
And that still includes giroud's captain points so it's 29 really. Will sub Rami out so 27 from 4
This dance is so shit can't we just watch football
>>68314809
Just stop posting for today before you embarrass yourself even more.
>>68314805
agree, but still I wouldn't want to risk having ginger kids by marrying a redhead
>mfw this bbc coverage
>>68314990
what's wrong with it
>>68314935
nice
I have 24 from 4 too, also made a change
22 if I end up subbing Griezmann out
>Norwegian refs
JUST
Cool anthem tho
>Ryan Dicks
>>68315107
who /beertime/ here?
inc kucka bossing the midfield
>>68315142
I'm still hungover from yesterday no beer for me
Glen Johnson is Welsh?
>this noise
>>68315142
drinking chinon right now
slovakia got a very comfy flag
>this anthem
>not one welshman knows he words
lol
Are albanian women fuckable ?
I really hope the welsh do well here
>Literally everyone i the stadium out of sync with each other
lol
>>68315182
hair of the dog that bit ya boy, few beers and youll be grand
>>68315124
>>68314838
What's this from?
>>68315244
That is how you know it's a party and not an instrumented parade.
>>68315261
Tetris I believe
>>68315261
that gif destroyed my comfy immersion
have this
>>68315355
Calm down Alistar
Who /w(h)ales/ here?
>>68315419
YOU SLUT
>>68315419
ohh fuck you
also:
DELETE THIS
>>68315419
>I already knew that gif
>it still triggers me
>>68313549
COMAN
O
M
A
N
>>68315355
Fuck ytmnd was so great. Also sorry here have a comfy webm.
>>68315261
Suffocation - Altars of Madness
slovaks look good
dubs and they score first
dat almost hamsik
that shitty defending
This match is gonna be gud. Who thinks walles have a chance here?
>>68315473
Me and fuck your agressive cuntbag whales. Here have some real whales, gentle giants gliding through the endless ocean
>>68315526
nice
>>68315475
>>68315486
>>68315505
Sorry wrong gif
What do whale penises look like?
ROOTING FOR SLOVAKIA
>>68313549
WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING NIGGERS THOSE ARE MY WOMEN
what's with slovaks and shitty haircuts?
I predicted wales b4 slovakia in group, did I done goofed?
>punching in the euros
The Slovak players look like the minions if some dystopian mutant dictator. I'm going to thank God every morning I wasn't born there from now on
>>68315761
This is a question I want to have answered by one of you guys, did you prefer Yugoslavia or the way it is now? Or do you ex-Yugoslavs have different opinions on that?
Can I ask a Slovakian/Slovenian a couple of questions?
Ok.
What is the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia, and why are the two countries separate because to all intents and purposes they look like the same country.
Do the two countries like each other? Would one want the other to win?
Why do you have such similar flags? You must be aware you look like one country separated by Austria Hungary
thanks in advance
>>68315761
you can't own humans since like two centuries lad
>>68315882
slovenia is nice, slovakia is a shithole
BAYOL
BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE
This match is pretty lit so far. Hope they don't just go full cockblock once one team gets the first goal.
BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALE BALEBALE BALE BALE BALEBALE BALE BALE BALEBALE BALE BALE BALEBALE BALE BALE BALEBALE BALE BALE BALEBALE BALE BALE BALEBALE BALE BALE BALE
Bale!
>Everyone will now over hype Bale after terrible goal keeping
holy shit beautiful goal
WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES WHALES
>>68315882
Slovenians think they are Italians
Slovakians think they are Germans
They are both slavs on an identity crisis like most of South Slavs are
I just noticed a woman is commentating this game, she's actually less annoying than the male commentators.
wales are playing good footy tbf
Based bale of whale
tis gonna be gud
>>68316142
Why is it not the other way around???
>>68316098
Don't be such a partypooper.
>>68316179
yeah I was mad at first but she's actually better than crap like Steffen Simons or Bela Rethy
>>68316179
Yeah, she's pretty good.
>>68316258
Check your map
WHich other teams play 3 at the back? Do Italy?
>>68316179
She yells a bit strong sometimes but all ok in the name of hype.
>>68316308
Germany maybe
Stream?
>>68316308
> he doesn't know about the Catenaccio.
>>68316308
of course
>>68316342
she actually gets hyped unlike the other commentators
>>68316308
>Italy
>not having at least 6 players chilling with the keeper at all times
Welshbro here, wish I'd gone to the fan zone lads
>>68316142
Why would we think we are Italians? Austrians if any really.
>Slovaks
>South slavs
>>68316361
Greek stream until English is provided
http://webtv.ert.gr/ert1/
Finals: Wales - Iceland
Also I'm happy that Béla Réthy isn't commentating, Claudia is way better tbqh
>>68316361
check reddit, got a vpn? if so you could check out the rte player
>>68316361
42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7
>>68316402
it'll do then.
Music and landscape
>>68316463
Are you alright buddy?
>>68316387
The dudes also get hype but only for le ebin german pride team.
>>68316179
Shes really good, but noone can beat TuT
>>68316551
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>68316497
its acestream bruv
WTF
Reminder that Slow-enia is a small and unimportant country.
era penal no?
>>68316660
3v2 opportunity thrown away
Is this the most rectangular stadium in the world?
Post your most rectangular stadia.
tfw joe allen reminds me of my ex
>>68316704
Do you mean the in our the outside?
>>68316661
Reminder vegan whales are shit
Also my whale wrecks yours anyday
>>68316697
yeah, bad decision
This is certainly the match with the worst haircuts so far.
>>68316704
very aesthetic innit
>>68316704
No, but it's where the most atrocious matches are usually played. And for L1 it really means something
>>68316767
You dont rate mohawks?
>probably
dont know that brand tbf
>>68316767
Are you Italian
Who /Spurs/Bale/ here?
>>68316748
My whales son could beat up your whales dad.
>bayol scored his first goal for wales in 2006
he was a starter when he was 16? impressive
>>68317034
He was bought by Spuds for like £10m when he was 17.
Was hyped from a very early age.
refball
>>68317007
Belugas are absolute madmans desu
that is a foul
in the box
penalty
hahaha fucking skrtel
>>68317140
Especially baby ones in the deep blue sea.
>Squirtel
lol sat on his face
WHATS THE POINT IN THOSE OFFICIALS BEHIND THE BOX
WHATS THE POINT
Classic bit of Skrteling
ERA PENAL
but who cares really, also williams did a fould in the box just earlier.
>>68317296
A totally uncontrollable handball vs an elbow directly in the face
work it out
High quality refball, except the ref isn't even intelligent enough to have a bias.
Quality stuff.
What do you think guys, Bale > Giggs?
It's Ovrebo all over again
Fucking Norwegians, man
>>68317340
Easily. Giggs was well overrated and was crap for Wales.
>>68317340
Maybe, ask again in 10 years
>>68317333
Doesn't matter, he touched it anyway and his arm wasn't along his body. I'm not saying walking on someone's face isn't worse, but hey it's just 1-1 in the end.
>>68317340
without doubt
>>68316704
if only we would have built corners...
pls dont hate me for the decisions made by the club owners and our lack of achievements in the recent years
>>68317435
>how you want your stadium senpai
>>68316361
http://areena.yle.fi/tv/suorat/yle-tv2
>that anthem
You don't have to be Welsh to love that
>>68317411
He was facing the opposite direction, really dont see the similarity
>>68317411
debatable. the williams one was definitely harder to spot and there was no malicious intent
although that ultimately means nothing, one is quite clearly deserving of a penalty and the other is not
>>68317340
Bale now > Prime Giggs
>>68317374
He only played for them out of pity though
>>68317513
This and Land of my Fathers
>>68317517
well look again at the penalty rule then.
Also nice takedown by the slovak. I swear that those referees are fucking blind.
>Bale hasn't won the liga with Real
>>68317435
was ist nur aus euch geworden
Welsh people are complete benders. Gary Speed literally necked himself cos he was gay and couldn't handle the fact
>>68317624
2 Champions leagues>>1 La Liga
>>68317624
>banter league
Reaching the Euros is a bigger achievement.
>>68317546
Touch the ball with your hand not along your body, in the box => Penal.
The intent, as you said, is irrelevant.
The slovak takedown should have deserved a penal AND a yellow card.
>>68317435
baka
Maybe if Johnny Williams didn't have such pathetic JUST hair, he might have gotten that penalty.
Slovenia dropping all those spaghetti infront of the goal.
>>68317624
>he thinks leagues are better than CLs
>>68317624
Not his fault, titles are a whole team thing. Dude has the skill and athleticism.
>>68317689
>Touch the ball with your hand not along your body, in the box => Penal.
Do yourself a favor and read the rules of the game.
Apart from the bale goal, bale has been shit
>>68317748
>Slovenia
Besides the goal bale has been anonymous
>>68317761
I just did, so tell me how German penal rules differ.
>>68317722
Shut up Eoin
>>68317763
>>68317800
Thanks for the input
>danny ward
the liverpool reserve? just play hennessy ffs
