Wait what sport are these guys good at again?
genocide
getting killed by dangerous fauna
We went alright in the great emu war
losing to emus
>win one irrelevant game
>instant obnoxious gloating
Is there anything more insufferable than an English sports fan?
>>68307794
An Australian sports fan.
>>68307794
The streets of France would say no.
we're pretty good at fuckin cunts up
Giant spider breeding
league, probably
maybe cricket
>>68307794
Don't worry Kiwi-bro you still have time to prepare before we fuck you in the arse too
PING Pong
killing emus
England versus Australia in sports
Football: England
Rugby: England
Cricket; England
F1: England
Boxing: England
MMA: England
Golf: England
Tennis: Australia
Olympics: England
Snooker: England
Darts: England
Cycling: England
None of this is considered trolling - these are all facts. How can Australians live with themselves?
>>68309132
My dick versus your mother
Status: Lodged firmly in asshole
How can brit bongs live with themselves?
>>68309132
Not allowing your women to get raped by Syrians and Pakis: Straya
>>68309132
Football: Literally who cares about soccer?
Rugby: Australia
Cricket: Australia
F1: Australia
Boxing: No one boxes anymore
MMA: Australia
Golf: Australia
Tennis: Australia
Olympics: Australia
Snooker: England probably i dunno who gives a fuck
Darts: same as above
Cycling: England, we just aren't juicing hard enough
>>68307472
>competetive aboriginal orgies
>shitposting
>>68310304
>Football: Literally who cares about soccer?
The world
>Rugby: Australia
Who won today?
>Cricket: Australia
Who won the Ashes?
>F1: Australia
Who won the F1 back to back?
>Boxing: No one boxes anymore
Wrong
>MMA: Australia
Who currently is a UFC champion?
>Golf: Australia
Who won the US Masters
>Tennis: Australia
>Olympics: Australia
Who scored higher in 2012?
>Snooker: England probably i dunno who gives a fuck
The world
>Darts: same as above
>Cycling: England, we just aren't juicing hard enough
>>68307472
no one in the relevant states would even know about some rugby game m8
Rugby is the only one I'm aware of
AFL is even more internationally irrelevant than the NFL is
>>68310524
>Snooker: England probably i dunno who gives a fuck
>The world
hahahaha go brush your teeth cunt, i can see the mushrooms
Do old Australians get triggered when they see an emu?
Do they consider that to be their Great War?
should i be ashamed of enjoying this "sport"?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_men%27s_national_field_hockey_team
field hockey my dudes
>>68310562
>AFL is even more internationally irrelevant than the NFL is
Most of us don't give a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks or does
the good ones
>>68310562
That's why it's called the Australian football league and aussie rules you dumb fuck. It's not like the winners are called World Champions or anything
It's only played in Australia and PNG since they never have even bothered trying to expand the game internationally
Rugby
Koala raping
>>68307472
>what sport are these guys good at again?
emu dodging
>>68314675
Anime girls are not real
