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CONDOM MCPUSSY ARE YOU SHORE YOU WANT TO TAKE NATE DIAZ ON AGAIN BECAUSE HE MCFUCKED YOU UP WHEN HE WAS WAAYYY OVER WEIGHT, WAAYYY OUT OF SHAPE AND HAD UNDER 9 DAY'S OF TRAINING, NOW HIS GOING TO BE IN SHAPE WHICH MEANS YOU COULD END UP MCKISSING THE MCFLOOR BY GETTING MCKNOCKED THE MCFUCK MCOUT, BEFORE YOU WERE FIGHTING MIDGETS THAT COME UP TO YOUR DICKYBIRD, THAT'S WHY YOU WERE BEATING THEM BUT NOW YOU GOT A GUY THAT WAS FAT WHICH YOU SAID BUT HE MADE YOU MCTAP THE MCFUCK OUT. THIS TIME IT'S GOING TO BE EVEN HARD FOR YOU LEPRECHAUN, HIS GOING TO MCKNOCK YOU OUT THEN YOUR GOING TO MCKISS THE MCFLOOR CONDOM MCPUSSY.
>>68305928
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>68305789
Honestly this is a winnable fight for Bork. Though I have the give the edge to Hunto simply because of the fact he has not stopped training.
>>68305789
stop making threads you lazy faggot
>>68305928
>>68306015
>The OP is important
I got Lesnar winning by spinning capoeira wheel kick. I feel the opening will present itself.
>>68306048
it is when you give zero effort you fuck
reminder
>>68306015
Wasn't even me bro
>>68305789
Good op, op
>>68306210
how does one acquire the tree trunk neck that wrestlers have?
>>68306233
by watching hughes vs newton 3 times a day MINIMUM
>>68306233
Sucking cock works wonders for your neck muscles
Guys...Chad Mendes just popped.
>>68306291
well you should be set then
lol
>>68306318
...that was 12 hours ago
>m-m-muh 2 week c-camp!
>>68306338
Time is a flat circle.
>So you want to be a UFC fighter?
>>68306391
shevi gonna kill holm
damn them hips son
motherfucker
i wanna bang
>>68306391
Gross in both pics
Miesha Tate = 10/10
>>68306439
>>68306455
i want to die by having miesha tate suffocate me with her ass
THANK YOU BASED HENDO
>>68306429
>normies try to into memes
why
>>68306429
Why are MMA fighters so consistently red pilled and based?
>>68306483
>>68306481
i really hope this doesn't happen
>>68306529
You worry for mikey, as well you should
>>68306048
All it takes is a simple copy/paste to spare us these >thread wars you faggot
>>68306552
>the OP matters
Lol
>>68306552
But the (You)s are so delicious
His name is Kevin Ferguson.
>>68306455
10/10 body tbhfamalam
Reminder that if you don't own at least one Raw State® REDEMPTION™ T-shirt, you can't call yourself a real fight fan.
RATE THIS /HEEM/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDdFpOfr3I4
>>68306429
muh heritage
>>68306657
>He couldn't tell the difference between a fat guy and a chubby heem artist
>>68306429
>when a normie faggot doesn't understand the concept of identity
>>68306657
At about 1:00 mark you will notice the black man accepts the guy as one of his own after such a display of dominance.
>>68306657
Big country-esque in his right hand and physique joe
>>68306657
>decides to fuck up bouncers
>bouncers are half his size
>>68306657
Someone him on the heem 1 card!
>>68307403
>heem 1
This meme needs to die. It's just tryhard "muh secret club" shitposting.
>>68307432
get a dog bro
>>68307432
Someone didn't make the cut
>the autist who unironically gets triggered by memes is still here
27 days
>>68307552
Until The Suckening
>>68305921
McFloor kek
i love that post
What are your thoughts on paige sletten?
Dr McGregor, we are 209
>>68307792
o-okay you can tag along
>>68307792
Do you think Nick is pissed that he's now the lesser Diaz brother?
what is your favourite submission?
>>68308197
Nate's
>>68307792
UFC fight night Nick vs. Nate when?
>>68307552
>>68308285
not bad for scum
>>68308049
I think he is happy for nate
>>68308049
Probably not. Anyone who matters knows that Nick is GOAT Diaz brother anyway
is mcnugget vs nathaniel 2 official?
HOLY SHIT
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/11/11908234/report-bethe-correia-vs-jessica-eye-in-the-works-for-ufc-203-ufc-news
Someone post the bellator midget webm
what went wrong?
>>68308551
Nate is better. Nick is timid. Saw that against Anderson. Nate would have boxed that fool up.
>>68307552
>>68306233
>>68307792
are both Diaz brothers gonna fight at UFC 209??
>>68308821
>>68309057
>no atomweight class for women at the very fucking least
there's a metric ton of east asian talent that the UFC could be cuckling up if they only had the foresight
>>68308208
Too soon
>>68309039
They will never fight, unless you gave them millions each, and then they'd just recreate the finger poke of doom while laughing at us.
What are the chances that Overeem wins at 203?
>>68306233
for real though it's bridging drills
three times minimum
>I sentence you to get that dicked sucked jon
>>68308865
malnutrition combined with overtraining cursed him with manletism
>>68309150
>the finger poke of doom
>>>/asp/
>>68309252
It's heavyweight it's always 50/50
>>68309635
>mfw
>>68309635
literally going to WWE
>>68308865
>>68309423
I too think that training hard that young combined with cutting waterweight resulted in him being a manlet
NICK DIAZ VS ROBBIE LAWLER 2 WHEN
>>68306657
>Tiny bouncers
Why are those bouncers so small heem?
>>68310559
When Nick Diaz can actually win some fights and earn a title shot.
>>68309635
that's a pretty cool photo
So is Robbie Lawler a literal orc?
I mean he literally states he wants to steal his enemy's souls.
>>68310559
august
>>68310705
>>68308783
2 best strikers in the WBW division going at it, gonna be spicy
>>68310745
Yeah, I think slowly but surely the inner Orc is just overtaking him, he's usually composed in interviews
>>68310745
no he's just mildly retarded
>>68310926
go train, carlos
>>68308906
''AAAAHHH GREG WHAT DO I DO?''
>>68305928
she looks pretty hot with her face blocked out like that
>>68311057
true
>natural polish power
>natural
what did she mean by this?
>>68311099
how do I get jacked like the guy on the left
>>68308049
great job nate for stepping up and making a name for himself - he's in the spotligght now and this will make nicks returnthat much more newsworthy.
>>68311232
GNC
and benching 425 pounds MINIMUM
>>68310747
of next year?
how many times per week do you train gi, be honest
>>68311394
0
>training in pyjamas
I train nude in order to imitate the most realistic combat scenario.
>>68311331
>benching 425 pounds
>tfw Youtube just recommends you endless Rogaine videos now
>>68311558
I get "Brendan schaub on..." videos
Do any MMA fighters do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRqnTODwvEA
>tfw the only reason you can give yourself to not commit suicide is the upcoming ufc events
permaheem me now lads
>>68311394
Not enough. I need to get back into it
>>68306319
>lol
>>68311665
>permaheem me now lads
But you will miss Hunt vs Bork
>>68311642
>Joe Rogan on...
>>68311665
>there will always be a spicy card on the horizon keeping you from ending it all
>>68311799
if you haven't been using lol since the early 90s you're new to the internet
>>68311804
>>68311837
>>68311665
first of all, fuck you for being a mark hunt fan
secondly get on the medication brintellix you'll be good in a month
>>68306455
>>68306588
how do i get this ripped
>>68312010
steroids
good morning /heem/ --- i am trying to find a fight. black has back against cage and sidesteps shot then puts himself in the same position again --- funny to watch. who were the combatants? --- here's naked poopyhead for your efforts
your all on steroids
>>68312213
yes
>>68312213
Anderson Silva vs Stephan Bonnar?
>>68309127
atomweight for women does exist tho
>>68311902
Typical USAtians... living in the grip of BIG PHARMA. Wake the frick up, sheeple - the real medication is your diet, and vegan carbohydrates vegetables bananas bananas you KNOW this
>>68311394
no gi only 2x a week
>>68311902
>anti mark hunt autist
>advocating for literal psychological poison, probably uses it himself
it all makes sense now
>>68311099
holy shit chad is literally the user
>>68312213
>being so big of a casual you don't recognize Anderson silva
Wow
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68311659
Cowboy Cerrone probably
>>68312759
pat barry
>>68312759
PAIGE
>>68312759
pat barry
Cormier will TKO Jones in the 2nd. My repeating digits will confirm.
>>68312759
>>68313040
this
not in cuck way tho
>>68313031
Cormier will win by unanimous decision. My repeating digits will confirm.
DC will win via tko (dick sucking). My dubs confirm.
Rate UFC 201
>>68313141
let's pretend i roll trips for 333 and dc retains that belt
Cormier wins via split decision. DC will retire after this fight, and remain p4p#1 in my heart.
My illustrious pattern of digits will reinforce my statement.
>>68313230
the fs prelims blow the fox ones out of the water, holy
>>68313141
>tko (dick sucking)
not
>technical submission
>>68311394
Only 2x this week :(
Plus boxing
>>68313230
1/10
Only watching for the main event. Maybe watch Mighty Meme crush a manlet can
>>68313230
pretty fucking bad.
but it has lawler. Albeit in one of the most borring match ups possible
>>68313230
>wmma, who, who, who, who, who, who ,who, manlet
shit card
i hope rose loses so she doesn't get destroyed by joanna/claudia
>>68313230
literally worst card of the card
>>68313230
>UFC coming to my city
>it's a shit card
Does woodley have a shot?Can he KO lawler?is he the most powerful dude in the top 10 or no?
>>68313639
I would love to see her get utterly destroyed.
She's such a trash fighter.
>>68313728
at least you have the hawks
>>68313754
id say its very likely. lawler is highly overrated and only won his last 3 fights by going on "le round 5 mad man meme"
>>68313728
It's ok pupper. Cheer up. You get to see the Blood Orc Prince take someone's soul.
>>68313774
it's funny because you're not wrong yet there are only a handful of women her size that can even be competitive against her
>>68313754
I thought Macedonia was a part of Greece?
You learn something new every day.
>>68313754
you just saw bispong KO luke rockhold...
>>68313887
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia_naming_dispute
>>68313754
lads, if meme magic is true, is michael bisking sort of michael bisping 2.0 the same way blood orc lawler is robbie lawler 2.0? and if so, do you guys think we will finally get to watch a true just bleed five round fight between the count and hendo?
>>68314038
>>68313996
so it's just a bunch of slavs stealing greece's shit.
Fucking slavs.
>>68314038
Take a fucking guess which one competes at lightweight.
>>68314190
the skinny whiteboy
>>68314190
the blonde faggot on steroids.
>>68311659
i'm such a retard i'd crash into a mountain the first time
>>68314247
I-I thought Sage was n-n-natty?...
>>68314326
he is, don't listen to the haters
>>68314326
>>68314343
You can't be serious
His dad has been giving him "Captain America Juice" since he was 6. If he's natty, then I am, right now, Benjamin Franklin.
>>68314319
I skydived attached to a professional, I felt more comfortable doing it than socializing with him
I could literally sub anyone in this thread
>>68312759
Rumble Johnson
>>68314662
2edgy
>>68308865
#BornWithRoidTraps
>>68314606
Is there even a single BJJ blackbelt in Denmark?
>>68313230
Idk, I haven't seen it yet
>>68313230
>literal who's and meme mouse + blood orc: the card
>>68315245
>meme mouse isn't a literal who
>>68313230
>Woodley is getting a title shot
>>68314697
why? he objectively looks like a gorilla.
just like GWB looks like a chimp.
>>68315523
That's the p4p best fighter on planet earth you're talking about, ya goof
>>68311099
lmfao at joe holding the bottle of lotion.
Guys...are we supposed to disown our boys when they pop?
How much time off is chad going to get you think?
>>68315926
everyone in the ufc is on steroids
>>68307792
you dont get to bring friends
Who's the LeChoke of MMA?
>>68307792
>Chad "Like Mike" "Mini" Mendes on juice didn't come close to heeming McGob
>Nate did
>>68314088
how do I achieve this mode
>>68316394
cowboy
>You watched mma too late to witness young Jones
Is Garbrandt the only young person to come close to it atm?
>>68316769
>he compared an unranked shitter with literally 1 (one) win over a ranked (padded Stat brazilian) opponent to Jon Bones Fucking Jones
I'm okay with casuals following MMA. Just fuck off from heem.
You're either a troll or an idiot.
>>68316769
he's still pretty young, expect the next fight to be his best too
>>68316904
>>68316904
Can you name someone else that comes close then? I'm talking about potential to be a phenom, not literally comparing him to Jones you goof
So when did you guys start routinely watching ufc? Basically when did you become more than a filthy casual?
For me it was UFC 84
>>68316997
the problem is, bones is arguably the GOAT and those type of talents don't come around often. so it's hard to say until it happens. you kinda just have to follow the sport as a whole and appreciate it all
>>68316997
no one, there is fuck all young talent really
look at top ~7 of most divisions and they're mostly people near or past the downslide, or shit
>>68316769
Yeah, I remember Jones barely scraping by Marcus Brimage and looking like shit in all of his fights too.
>>68316997
Max Holloway. 24. Some of the best hands in the sport. His 3 loses are as follows: (1) A tricky sub loss to a vet in Dustin Poirer (2) A robbery versus Dennis Bermudez (3) Taking Gooby Manlet Slayer to a decision. He's been brought along at the perfect pace. Already shit on Cub Swanson when he was ranked 5th and just shoot on Lamas in the past week.
>>68311837
jesus rose is so hot too, those socks
>>68317362
I worry about Max. The top three contenders in fw are savages. I honestly don't see him beating frankie, aldo, or oh wait- Mendes is kill.
Heeminder that he will clean the FW division.
>>68317448
he'll get the title eventually though
bork is juiced to the gills but has a USADA exemption.
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/mark-hunt-unhappy-with-usada-exemption-for-juiced-to-the-gills-brock-lesnar
>>68317448
Edgar is 34.
Chad popped.
Aldo is fight worn.
McGregor can't be at 145 forever and Max has the perfect style to follow the Nate Diaz blueprint.
>>68316980
You're a fucking idiot that can't even meme properly. Blocked reported hidden and saged.
>>68316997
>Can you name someone else that comes close?
No, you retard, that's the fucking point.
189 ruined this general.
>>68317668
Good.
is wonderboy good at BJJ?
>>68317955
what did he mean by this
>>68317687
difference is max is a 5'10" poindexter body with a 68" reach.
The Nate game plan is to let Conor dump bombs on your unbreakable chin until he's gassed and tag him with a 1-2.
>>68313230
Lawler/Woodley is such an interesting fight.
reminder
>>68318157
>consider responding
>sees flag
>feel sorry for you instead
>>68308049
nah they are obviously above that shit
nate has also said nick is the still the best fighter in the world in like a 5 different interviews after beating mcgregor
Anthony Johnson vs. Mark Hunt who wins?
>>68318152
>Lawler/Woodley is such an interesting fight.
>>68318336
thanks bud xD
>>68317955
Freaks me out every time. Cameraman needs a raise for not flinching.
>>68318317
>tfw no vigilante reality show with Hunto
>>68318397
>Hunto the Bounty Hunter
>>68318397
>tfw
>>68316997
Used to be Rory a few years ago. Currently there is no legit young talent, closest is Garbrandt who at least needs two more wins against legit competition since he only beat the guy who beat cab drivers and literally whos.
>>68318317
very christian of him
fucking retard
>>68318353
The one who isn't a fat cunt
>>68318633
>>68318589
I don't know how many times I need to say this, but Garbrandt has yet to look good unless you count knocking out somebody equally as unproven as he is.
>>68318317
damn I would love to call that retard a brown piece of turd in his face
>>68318336
>see response
>realise he's never even left his state
>feel sorry for him
>>68318377
What are you getting at?
>>68318745
m'heem
>>68318868
>see flag
>realize he thinks he's cultured because he spent a summer fucking ladyboys in southeast asia
>feel sorry for him
>>68318947
Tbf lad if you lived that close to Thailand you'd go shag ladyboys for summer too.
>>68318317
Just when I thought I couldn't hate him any more
>>68318862
just look in the mirror
>>68313230
My boy getting shafted hard
Probably 200k buys, it doesn't help it's buried between 200 and the Conor/Nate card 202
Maybe Lawler got pissed off they were giving him Woodley so Dana shoved him there as punishment
>tfw have to pretend you care about divegrass for a few weeks
I just watch to watch fights and count down the seconds to 200
Just watched the free fight of Lesnar v. Mir 2.
>those hits by Lesnar when he is lay on top of Mir in the first round
He got a fucking haematoma from the first punch. If Brock hit any normal human he would probably give them a brain haemorrhage instantly.
>>68319243
>tfw you're in a group of guys and they start discussing handegg
>>68319243
>oh look at me im so cool i live in the uk and dont like soccer, how progressive am i
>>68319243
you can watch fight.
Your countrymen are curently getting BTFO in Marseille right now by russian hooligan and french thugs.
One english in critical condition, dozen wounded.
>>68318884
That a split decision against Kelvin "the scale must be off" Gastelum a year and a half ago isn't worthy of title shot.
This isn't even stylistically a great fight. Marquardt and Rory showed you just need to apply pressure to Woodley, back him up against the cage, and he falls apart.
>>68319243
>>68319345
disgusting
>>68319354
lol
>>68319243
kickball is fucking atrocious
>>68319345
Handegg is a good excuse to get plastered on Sunday, cook out, and watch 3 hours of commercials with 8-9 buds.
>>68319354
M8 it's literal shit. The only things worth seeing are the good goals or bad tackles, and some games you won't get either. Could watch a full MMA card in that time lad.
>>68319517
>consuming alcohol to have a good time
do you even train mma?
