>one sided banter only
Is this what sports was like during the iron curtain?
>>68298013
>tfw no one was entirely sure if the team that lost to the Miracle on Ice was exiled to Siberia or not
>>68298013
this is gonna be a good game
>>68298013
>>68298227
>>68299464
Where the fuck is everyone? I want shit talk.
dont worry guys I'll do my best russian impersonation
cyka blyat
Russia 3 - Eng 2
Ss this
seems like they are back
>>68299688
England - 1 (If Rppney Starts)
Russia - 2
Test tbqh
>>68298013
Just like yesterday, I will root for the Europeans
>>68299782
RARE
Also: Good morning, best continent! :)
Did you sleep well? Who plays today besides RUS - ENG?
>>68299782
>newfags
>>68299559
I fucking hate you.
>>68299934
Polan cheer up :)
>>68299876
Albanians vs Other Albanians
Western England vs Northern Hungary
>>68299876
>he slept through Messi's masterclass
I just feel sorry for you tbqh.
>some fans were already arrested even before the game
What did they say to trigger them?
We're fine lads
Thanks for worrying for us, we're so touched :')
>>68299934
dobro jutro, kurwa
>>68300025
>against panama
wew
Russia 1
England 0
Screencap this, I had a dream of this game, I was a referee and for some reason Eden Hazard was on stands looking at me.
>>68300058
>leaf
>>68300029
>mfw I thought of a future without Russians posting le liberator on /hoc/ threads and blaming Poland for WW2 on /int/
>>68298013
Apparently what anglos call "banter" is some kindergarten tier babble. You all are autistic as fuck, test tube babies. Eat some more prozac and wash it down with gatorade.
>>68299876
Albania - Switzerland
Wales - Slovakia
>>68300511
settle down artyom, I'm sure your grandmother will come through with this weeks bread rations before the dagestanis get them.
A bit worried tbqh. Hopefully we can pull off a spectacularly dull draw.
>>68300025
Wake me up when he wins a World Cup.
>tfw moshimoshi planned this out
that nip bastard
>wonder who these "professional" "firm" "ultra" "hooligans" might be, most clubs fined them into extinctions
>bet that it's Torpedo fans
>open news today, It's Torpedo fans
>gookmoot lets the pinche federales ban my favorite poster on 4chan
>not Australia, Canada (although they've been cool lately) or Sweden
He's such a massive faggot. What do you expect from a lowly anime nip
>>68299834
Russians are Europeans. They're slavs.
>>68301275
>slav
>white
>>68301275
I was honestly curious who would be >triggered first.
>>68301050
No bully Messi pls.
12 hours before we lose to Russia and the cycle is complete.
le eternal anglo already got BTFO on the streets, let's see how they'll do it on the pitch
I say 2-1 for eternal anglo
I can post from phone, but not PC
Fuck you gook
I'm just hoping for some quality memes.
There will be footy all summer and we will have a lot of newfigs coming from other boards that we can troll. Unfortunately also from /pol/.
>want to watch the England game down the pub with the lads
>don't want to miss out on funposting and memes on spee
>>68301651
Fuck off Yusuf
>>68301651
what weeb cartoon is this qt from?
>>68301451
This triggers the Slav.
>>68301676
bring a tablet and let all the lads join in at the pub
>Roy Hodgson will take the unprecedented step of asking Rooney and Dele Alli to play either side of the midfield anchor, Eric Dier, in an attack-minded lineup which will involve Adam Lallana, Harry Kane and Raheem Sterling operating across the frontline.
So basically we are playing one midfielder. Russia will have watched our warmup games and no this system can be easily nullified with a high press.
>>68301693
I dunno dude.
>>68301691
Rude :/ Fritz.
>>68301720
>no this system
Know*
Christ I need more sleep
Awaken Europe.
Time for England to shine today
NATO - 3
Russia - 0
Russia 3
Pakistan 0
>>68301696
too bad I don't have a picture of a vietnamese rice farmer with a bamboo stic on my computer
Russia + England -3 vs dirty french muslims 0
Will a successful english performance in- or decrease the probability of a Brexit?
>>68301968
do they now combine their forces to play against you?
/sp/ is wierd so early in the morning
russians heemed some of our lads and stole their flag lel
>>68300875
god I hate this new euro format
>>68302023
>heemed
they didn't though, they took flags hung up around bars
>Russia
>Europe
Do they get to play in the Asia tournament as well?
>>68302007
Probably decrease it
If you want a instant Brexit, you need a WC 2014 performance
>>68302059
Rooting for Ivan, then.
>>68302036
>not wanting to see Wales
Tip harder.
>>68302075
we are voting leave no matter how we do, the only thing that would realistically give us motivation for leaving due to football is another lampard disallowed goal, if we were to win the euros (hypothetically) it would probably increase our chances of wanting to leave as well as if we exited early
>>68302054
Russia has always been part of Europe you stupid Brit.
God I hate our fans on /sp/ during international tournaments.
Predictions:
1) England
2) Russia
3) Wales
4) Slovakia.
Do you think England will deliver?
IT'S COMING HOME LA
>>68302075
Dann lass uns das deutsche shitposting beginnen :^)
>GO RUSKIES GO!
>>68302234
in 9 days
>>68302220
No, they never do.
>>68302107
Unless Britain that is literally an island far off the shores of the German continent.
Australia, can't you join and they finally LEAVE?
We would have so much more fun and they would perhaps win an Asian trophy against Japan, Korea or Saudi-Arabia after all... perhaps...
>>68302164
Wales
Aengland
Russia
Slovakia
>>68302306
>expecting Wales to win the group after their 3-0 pounding from Sweden
Literally Gareth Bale the team.
>>68302045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpB3eCHjTL4
the bloke in orange shirt got smacked
>>68302281
Cheeky 0-0 then?
>>68302321
I believe in Germany's brave Gerald Behl
>Whites can't play football hurr durr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ekqhxwmPGU
>>68302045
well why didn't the English defend their flags then
B R E X I T
R
E
X
I
T
Anyone supporting our team is a traitor to the nation as a whole.
>>68302344
>lol it took 3 of you to kill me
>>68302344
damn this looks like fun. and I have to write a 100 word essay...
>attitude towards england has been pretty friendly in the run up to the euros
>since a couple of days ago there has been nothing but hate for england
literally what has changed? was it people taking our "its coming home we are going to win the euros" posting seriously, the fans in france or what?
>>68302344
If British nationalists could only tame these brutes and use them to get rid of the pakis and niggers.
Quick reminder that some English fan bit off more than he could chew and got heemed by frenchmen who threw him into the sea when they were done with him
My prediction:
Russia 0
England ->>96
And then scousers trying to blame the police for their own incompetence
>>68298013
Who's going to support Russia here if there are no Russians?
Wales had an easy qualifying group desu
-Belgium
-Bosnia
-Israel
-Cyprus
-Andorra
>>68302394
>heemed
You're using that word incorrectly, Angus.
>>68302385
English fans acting like subhumans probably turned people off.
>>68302353
Like Lee Dixon said, we can win the Euros with every match 0-0
>>68302321
Sweden is a very good team though. England usually draw or lose against us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq9CoZCJH3I
>>68302344
Didn't English fans just yesterday get beat up by muslims and the police?
>>68302416
He got put to sleep in a couple of punches
It was a heem
>>68302437
Until the penalty kick's , bro. England is shit at penalty kicks.
>>68302414
Oh, don't worry the shitposting tourists will come. You can also go to russian /sp/ and taunt them over.
>>68302344
>>68302472
Wladimir, I really hope you're here to stay, those Russian posts greatly improve /sp/'s quality as a whole. <3
>>68302452
Well also by some Ivans
>>68302446
That was one of the worst England teams ever fielded
>>68302452
English fans are pussies who got beaten up by everyone
Why is the UK allowed to have 4 """""national""""" teams?
>>68302385
If you want to know what we continentals think of you, you need to understand this cycle.
We think of you as well-read trenchcoat enthusiasts with a stiff upper lip while you're away. Then when you visit we get lobster-coloured chavs pissing and vomiting from balconies at 4 pm. I don't mind the banter, such as singing 10 German bombers in the air or whatever, it's kind of funny. You lot cannot handle alcohol though.
Then when you leave and things cool down, we're back to admiring brits
>>68298013
>>one sided banter only
Please let there be another 7:1 happening, preferably against an easy to Trigger Nation like russia
>>68302658
i do not want this at all, i became a sympathiser of russia after this moment, i obviously want england to win but i just hope its by 1 goal or something
>>68302344
Why did they all gangbang him. He was all alone
>>68302523
t.achmed the isis vigilante
>>68302612
>You lot cannot handle the sun and alcohol though
ftfy
>>68302685
Surprised Putin didn't have him killed.
>>68302698
>niggers
>fighting fairly
>>68302414
Ti ohuel, pidrila?
>>68302597
Actually every team dont represent a country, represent a football federation (see teams shields) that organize a league, UK got 4 federations/leagues, so they got 4 "nationals" teams
>>68302740
You shouldn't criticise Putin. Grigor, Piotr and Ivan are chill people on here and they shouldn't get b& and v& again
>>68302392
Good idea.
Why do opposing fan's have fights? We don't really do that here
Is it basically like banter that escalates? Like "Hey, your team is shit" "Well your team is also shit" "Oh yeah, well take this"
Or do people actually go to these tournaments purely to fight other fans. If so why is that even a tradition?
>>68302833
Shut the fuck up ya poof
>>68302382
what? Are you 12? That's just half a page. Or was that the joke? Either way, fuck off.
>>68302849
I see
>>68302414
Noone. Russia is cancer of the world and it must be destroyed at any cost.
the eternal anglo will reign supreme
>>68302833
>>68302833
fighting is fun
>>68302833
We have long been no fighting in the town. All leave the city, such as the forest and there doing things.
>>68302864
>That flag
Yeah, I can see why
And once again, the entire discussion is about Brexit and muslims. Do you lot even watch football?
Please discuss politics and current events on >>/pol/
Thanks
Russia, tell me who you're best players are, who to watch?
Thank god neither the english or the russians will get to lyon.
>>68302833
Drunk people cant handle banter
english and slavs are always drunk
>And once again, the entire discussion is about Brexit and muslims. Do you lot even watch football?
>Please discuss politics and current events on >>/pol/
>Thanks
>Russia, tell me who you're best players are, who to watch?
>>68302886
It's not just about me and Ukraine: they are real cancer. You just don't know them well enough to make your own opinion.
>>68302859
Lurk more faggot
>>68302914
Back the fuck off?!?!
>>68302914
Suck me cock Angela Merkel
>>68302914
Dzyuba, Golovin, Shatov
>>68302914
We have no illusions. We have bad players. All the shit.
>>68302833
Football is a religion in Europe and travelling to away matches a modern crusade.
>England behave at 2010 WC, 2012 Euros, 2014 WC
>Act like animals in France
kek
Does Arshavin still play for Russia?
>>68302961
you have bad players? oh you well just watch tonight, you are going to be taught a lesson about how shit players can be when we come to town
>>68302961
Mother Russia, we're just as shit and professional chokers.
>>68302973
35.
>>68302968
It's like people don't understand the rivalry.
The war never ended let's av it
>>68302976
England posters in top form already.
>>68302961
They literally all play in the Russian league, RIP Mother Russia
I'll never forgive you for kicking us out of the tournament after our GOAT groupstage in 2008, so I hope the brave English lads batter your asses much like their fans were in the streets of marseille
>>68300027
they drew a picture of the prophet(pbuh)
>>68303033
lel
wtf is wrong with you?
At first, Russia was all about kicking asses and England was all like "we will for the first time in history not disappoint" and now both of you just claim to be the worst of the worst.
Grow some balls, start the banter again, just do something and stop being boring!
It's your big day after all :(
>Russia at 4.95
literally free money
>>68302859
>>68303071
>"we will for the first time in history not disappoint"
this was a joke germany, we will pretend we have hopes and dreams, that we can be good and do well, but we all know everything about the team and fa is shit and we will fail horribly
England 0-0 Russia incoming tbqh lads
The Russian team two main midfielders injured, we have a goalkeeper - hole. We have an old and slow defense. In attack we have a player who has not scored for three years, but in the last championship he scored 20. Roulette. Ahead of no one. Dzyuba - a tall tree with no abilities. Against the British no chance, but we will try to get out of the group. If we beat England, I'll quit drinking
why didn't england call Drinky?
>>68303124
from all you are describing, it's pretty much our specialty to lose to a team like that, when we should absolutely win, we will find a way, england always finds a way, enjoy trying to give up drinking
>>68302833
This lot are all wrong. People turn up purely to fight. tens of thousands of fans have turned up to the euros and only a fraction have tickets and the russians explicitly said before the euros that they were going to fight the english
>>68303124
>implying any of that matters against England in a tournament.
>>68303143
It's ramadan, can't drink.
>>68303093
We all knew you couldn't seriously think you will win it, but you just pretending to be confident in your team was better than this balllessness of yours now, that's just pathetic. You didn't even play a single match! Perhaps *enter an English name here* will turn out to be somewhat okay?
You can do it, I believe in you!
>>68303124
Sounds like a winning side against us desu. 4.5 @ Russia get on it
>>68303143
he doesn't play for a big team, woy is having none of that
>>68303162
just wait until people start drinking, it's morning so every one is tired and waking up so obviously the real feelings are going to show
I hope we will have a good game and a fun time today Russia! :3
>>68302833
A pint and a fight makes a Saturday night.
>>68303193
I guess that's the curse of sleeplessness on my part.
>>68303222
Fuck You and start being funny again, Inselaffen
Channeling my energy for the Putins
So when England win the Euros and vote out, what happens next? Revival of the British Empire?
Why has no one mentioned de gea raping a bunch of whores yet?
>>68303236
calm down Hans-Martin
I just want to watch England get BTFO so I can spam >ENGLELand >OUR YEAR
>>68303287
I'll start caring when they banned him from the euros.
>>68303286
Yes, EU countries vote to leave and join the British Empire
>>68303263
Same, but only because I bet money on them
>it's an everyone hates England episode
I wonder how long everyone is going to be jealous of us being the most successful nation in history
Will we win by 4 or 5?
I'm thinking 5
>>68303293
I'm not sorry to tell you that England will be winning the euros lad.
>>68302344
>"RUSHA HOOLIGAN"
The thing is neutrals literally can not lose, if England lose shitposting is great if we win its great because we're such a meme side. They literally can not lose.
>>68303304
He was never gonna start anyway, who cares if he gets sent home
>>68303335
would be kekworthy if a defence like yours could win a major tournament.
>>68303321
>>68303335
Watch your mouth buddehs you'll get that smug look wiped off your face
>>68303379
Come on then let's av it come and av a go if you think ur ard enough
>>68303136
10/10 bantz
![11378086_896539740438713_1110488615_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x0CBF8X.jpg "11378086_896539740438713_1110488615_n[1].jpg")
>>68303287
>England wins the group
>votes for brexit
>gets disqualified
>>68302728
This desu. Sounds like an excuse but we can really put them away until the slightest bit of sun, then it only takes a few pints to put us on our collective arse.
>>68303404
You have money for the internet?
>>68303379
>Italians threatening anyone with a fight
Who here wants to finish second? I'd much rather play Iceland or Hungary than potentially facing Poland/Ukraine or Czechs/Turks
>invent banter
>suck at it
the ancient ol' tale of Englurland
>>68303425
Weren't you conquered by the Romans?
>>68303136
heh
>>68303404
I'll smash your face in with a bike helmet faster than you can buy 800£ tickets to sit motionless in a stadium if you're not careful
>>68303404
>>68303474
meant for >>68303425
Memes aside, why the fuck do so many cunts follow our national team across Europe? I feel sorry for all the genuine fans who got caught up in the tear gas and shit
>>68299559
What flag is this, Serbia? You guys are even worse shit than US
>>68303509
Poortherners no doubt.
>>68302392
>brutes
kek, they're doughy fags. Can't actually fight for shit
people barely get properly hurt in these faggy skirmishes
>>68303509
just football things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUON5DPUg4w
>>68303509
It's just the culture of away fans in England. You never get this at Wembley games even slightly. Look at any championship or PL clubs away support and it's the same. It's all about taking over someone else's patch, which at international level translates as pissed fans in the sun. Other countries don't have this problem because they don't really have significant away fan followings (maybe except bundesliga)
Ruskies threw Karl Pilkington into the water
>>68303537
>Poortherners no doubt.
Lolno. Some are (Leeds), but lots are Millwall ,Chelsea, Luton too.
>I have a first date today and feel okay
>When I think of this game my palms get sweaty
I think I'm damaged bros. Think it could be embarrassing for us.
>>68302761
Like the English are any different...
Just a bunch of fat plumbers who are upset their wives don't love them any more. None of them have any balls
>>68303550
blyat
Hopefully England can muster their strength and get more than one (1) point in these Euros
>>68303509
It's advanced bants m8 ,you should've known.
>>68303571
Fuck off Scotland
>>68303539
>2016
>internet toughguy
i guess some things never change
>>68303509
it's just banter you pussy
>>68303598
Innit what a poof bruv
I'm not le self-hating man, but honestly we were complete shit in the friendlies and some players from the main squad got injured a few day ago
It'll be a mirracle if we win
>>68303569
FONT
>>68303576
>Only team to not lose to Costa Rica
England WC2014 champions
>england
>>68303595
nah m8, not claiming to be tough - just find it strange these dicklesses are thought of as such.
And these outings generally do disappoint
>>68303642
>you know remember >we didn't lose either
Rooting for England. They're my favorites to win the Euros.
>>68303643
that cat is smug
![arbeit_macht_frei[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4CXnESU.jpg "arbeit_macht_frei[1].jpg")
>>68303598
>Just banter bro
>France are shit
>Germany have no strikers
>Spain are FINISHED
>Italy literally have Fabio Borini on reserve
>Holland didn't even qualify
>Cristiano Ronaldo isn't fully fit
>Already beat Germany, Spain and Portugal anyway
IT'S COMING HOME
>>68303651
Thanks Poland, I'm rooting for anyone but Spain or Italy, so I'll root for you guys too.
>>68303659
*Germany, France and Portugal
Official Match Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
>>68303651
>If England do well in the Euros at the time of the EU referendum, people might be cheered up enough to stay in
>You get that sweet plastering job from uncle Piotr
Russia has a simple plan:
England - 0
Slovakia - 1
Wales - 3
So it all depends on you.
>>68303659
hol on ther a sec, you missed one
>england is a complete and utter shit and will choke at any real oppurtunity given to them
>>68301720
>Lallana
fucking triggered. Thought I couldn't despise that cunt any more, just wait until his 3/10 performance tonight
>>68303659
>anime on /sp/
I quite like Russian people desu. Always found them to be good natured. Not sure where they get the hate from desu.
Really wish we wouldn't fly nuclear bombers over each other's country.
>>68303697
>Australia getting too big for his boots after getting invited to Eurovision
wew lad
>>68303705
Lallana played good when he came off the bench the other day m8
>>68303651
>tfw wagecuck
>tfw surrounded by Poles daily
>tfw they genuinely think they will win the Euro's
>tfw they hate pakis to boot
You're alright Poland, just stop taking smoke breaks every fucking hour and get some graft done
>>68303715
lovin me some overwatch memes desu
>>68303651
Thanks bolan, we will never forget your help in the battle of Britain.
come on now, france
Bare reinforcements on the way to Marseille today, I reckon you'll see the tide turn in the street fighting today COME ON THE LADS
>>68303713
We won't, cause we haven't got any anymore.
Just sneaky-beaky subs.
But yeah, I've always had a good laugh with Russians
>>68303509
>2 people arrested
>one of them French
>HURR English cunts and louts ruining our reputation abroad again
>>68302415
Not one of those is a legitimate country.
>>68303731
He almost broke his own ankle when trying to do a pointless cruyff turn on the edge of the box.
Absolute peak Adam Lallana.
If there's one player you can count on to disappear in a big game - it's him
>rudelf nicemuller will play in start as DM
Oh boy here we go
>>68303748
kek , who is that fucking paedo anyway?
>>68303774
Andorra is at least an actual thing.
Belgium is meme and the other three are US proxy states - shouldn't be allowed in the Euros
>>68303768
Went on holiday once and some Russians were there and we had a day of some weird mini olympics where we competed at swimming and beach sports.
Good fun. Top lads.
>missing the game and the shitposting
JUST
>>68303733
Me 2
>>68303811
>Going the pub
>Don't have to be involved in the epic /pol/ shitfests that are gamethreads these days
I want Overwatch posters to leave
Which countries still hate their national team other than England and Russia?
>play England
>park the bus/defend well
>make Kane and/or Vardy go wide where they have zero impact
>implying Rooney can get behind a defence anymore
>get corners and set pieces
>warm up games have shown England can't defend them (Alli's positioning every time - more like comical Ali amirite?)
>win
That easy Russiabros
all I want from this tournament is for Woy to fuck off
>>68303033
Underrated
>>68303881
>>play England
>>park the bus/defend well
>>make Kane and/or Vardy go wide where they have zero impact
>implying Rooney can get behind a defence anymore
>sub on Rashford
>win
>>68303881
Remember that their defence is literally a couple of 50 year old twins who've gone half blind from decades of vodka
>ROY'S BRAVE ENGLISH LIONS
>WE'RE ABSOLUTE 100% DEFINITELY SERIOUSLY FAVOURITES
>SOMETHING SOMETHING BRAVE ENGLISH LADS STANDING UP TO BIG BAD LOCAL MUSLIMS
that's some great 'banter' you have there.
>>68303802
De Gea's dad.
>>68303914
This is true. Berezutski. We are waiting for their death.
>>68303936
It's ok, maybe you'll qualify next time, Duncan
What's the most fedora opinion of this years euro?
not supporting england?
>>68303775
You mean the whole England team
