>be me in Marseilles
>peacefully enjoying a few quiet beverages
>singing a few songs with my mates
>WHERE ARE YOU ISIS
>lightly banter a few locals
>"haha taste my beer, oh wait you can't, it's ramadan"
>get attacked for literally no reason
>try to defend ourselves
>get tear gassed
WTF I hate France now
IT'S OUR YEAR LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXOAT7fJqhA
>p-pls don't try to banter with the local Muslims, we don't like it when they get upset, b-but they don't dictate the way we live, honest!
>>68269287
I laughed. Based Germany.
On the other end, isn't it like exactly the same in Germany?
>>68269788
Wew lad, don't talk bad about the muslims, they might kill us.
>>68269287
>Assistant Chief Constable Mark Roberts, the National Police Chiefs' Council lead for football policing, said England supporters had been in Marseille on Thursday "without issue" before a group of approximately 70 local youths had approached the pub where they had congregated.
The brave lads were just defending themselves.
>>68269287
>Brits trying to "Banter"
>End up in hospital
>F-fucking muslims
The funny is that it seems they were beaten by both youngs arab thugs from the suburb and a far right group. Looks like the arabs attacked them after they tried to "banter" a muslim guy passing though, and then a far right group arrived in what seems to be a planned attack, shouting "Get the English".
Then the riot police arrived,beat them too and let the dogs get a bite of them.
Have a nice Eurocup lads.
>>68270131
britscums on suicide watch
>>68270131
Why would a far-right group beat up the English slagging off muslims? Nice """"far-right"""" groups you've got there, France.
>>68270131
wew
>>68270131
>four policemen were injured moving in on the English fans
>has to use tear gas to prevent anymore injuries
>be guests in a different culture
>act loud and obnoxious like you own the place
>be surprised when people don't like you
Am I talking about Muslims or English away fans?
>>68269788
Doesn't matter the religion of the locals, they're the locals. The English are visitors, their only right is to enjoy the game and shut the fuck up. If they don't like it, they can fuck off back to that hell hole of an island.
>>68270131
>and then a far right group arrived in what seems to be a planned attack, shouting "Get the English".
Je me demande si ce n'est pas l'AF.
>>68270186
Are you sarcastic or actually serious ? There's no greater nationalist deed than slaying an Englishman. Alright, maybe slaying two Germans (1 Eng is about 1.75 Ger).
>>68270186
Nothing to do with the muslim, it just seems that they have planned since a few days to attack the English hooligans.
I guess with the reputation of your hooligans, the deleterious atmosphere here, the constant French bashing in the English medias and the rise of ultra nationalistic far right youth groups in France, it just had to happen.
Plus the medias here are pointing a lot the English supporters as trouble makers, broadcasting the footages of the 98's world cup where they attacked people in Marseille.
Dancing nobby's dance
>>68270271
>drinking beer
>in France
>different culture
The same thing happened to English fans in Marseille in '98.
Feral sandniggers were the reason.
>>68270369
they're more of a wine country
>>68269287
can we just admit France is a muslim country now?
>>68269788
based Spain explaining why they are muslim country now.
>>68270279
>France calling muslim migrants "the locals"
Confirmed for an Islamic State.
I'm sure the local female population were amazed at being treated with respect by the English compared to Marseille "locals".
>>68270464
>can we just admit France is a muslim country now?
Inch'Allah Jose.
>>68270493
m'ladies
>>68270271
Except the Brits leave
>>68270493
Only an Englishman would consider that look on her faces as "amazement".
But yeah, i'm sure they were definitely seduced by thir very particular english charm
>>68270436
Well, wine is more an "eating time" or a pathologic drunkard alcohol, not really a party/bar alcohol.
There a lot of beer being consumed in France too. Unfortunately, there's no decent quality big brand, only either bottled piss or >microbrews stuff
>>68270593
>not enjoying a Kronenbourg
>>68270493
that disgust on her face
>>68270624
Kronenbourg is really not a good beer. Fisher is much better.
You could kill them all and I wouldn't give a fuck desu, football fans are scum
Are people STILL condemning the England fans when they've literally done NOTHING wrong?
>>68270659
t. Margaret Thatcher
>>68270669
The world will make a thousand excuses for shitskin towelniggers
how many bongs til kickoff please
Gonna be absolutely based when England and Russian fans team up after the match on Saturday and destroy the City, what a shithole.
>>68270626
It's a sign of autism not being able to read facial sings properly.
>>68270669
Foreigners still think it's the '80s and they all want a piece of us for "street cred" or something.
British hooligans scarcely exist any more. Well done beating up a bunch of students and families.
>>68270493
Big white trainers with a dress, dippy as fuck
>>68270624
Kro's the people's beer, the stuff you give to your crew of Portuguese construction workers when they start asking for alcohol at 9 am.
>>68270771
2 bongs
>>68269287
>Exeter
>Red hand of Ulster Nationalists
Weren't there any other scummy symbols more close to home?
>>68270624
>he picks Kro over Heineken or 1664
Are you some kind of pleb?
>Ch Supt Steve Neill, a British policeman in Marseille, said the "confrontation" had been between local youths and some England fans.
>local youths
>>68270593
>Well, wine is more an "eating time" or a pathologic drunkard alcohol, not really a party/bar alcohol.
It's Provence. Rosé + Pastis > beer.
>>68270777
It's not like something of value would be lost, though....
>>68270657
>>68270873
really? Kronenbourg is pretty fancy over here, kind of hard to find, only in big cities. Certainly better than Heineken or Amstel which people over here think is high class exotic foreign beer.
>>68270879
thank you
>>68270936
>Certainly better than Heineken or Amstel
I can only agree on that.
It is a good beer, but it is really common and cheap here and kind has the reputation of being a "punk" beer. I'm not saying it's not good, just that it's definitely not the best.
>>68270890
Heineken is fucking gross. Pilsner Urquell, Becks and Warsteiner if you can find it.
>mfw pussy frogs can't handle a bit of banter
>>68270936
Oh I believe you. There's always a tendency for countries to pick stuff that's foreign to them as "fancy", even if it's trivial crap where it's from. I remember laughing my ass off in Australia when I went for buying beer and the most expensive, fancy item in shop was Heineken.
Peroni a good beer desu, goes down well, downed about 5 pints of the stuff at an Italian restaurant the other night.
>>68270873
>using Portuguese as construction workers
It's not the 80's anymore, m8.
Nowadays, they used "travailleurs détachés" from Hungary, Slovakia or Bulgaria who are happy to be paid with stones and contraband cigarettes + a bunch of illegal Africans.
>>68270936
>Kro is the fancy beer in Murrika
I-is this a bait? I can't tell anymore.
That wouldn't even surprise me: just put a sticker with "product from France" on something food related, and people seem to think it's super fancy cuisine delicacy.
>mfw I saw some fucking mousse de canard presented as foie gras in a Londonian restaurant
I know these boys
>>68271095
>those typical English people turning red under a 25°C roasting sun
>>68271095
Based Leeds flag in the background
Can't spell ramadan without mad
t. british enthusiast
>>68271095
Do they take their pet chimp with them everywhere?
>>68271078
Il y a quelques années, quand on refaisait des baraques, on utilisait des portos pour la maçonnerie, des laosiens pour le carrelage et des arabes pour la piscinerie. On fait avec ce qu'on a.
>>68270790
Unironically agree. Well done.
>>68271095
ask them what's with the red hand and why it's surrounded by that jewish star and the gay little crown
>>68271183
You mean Daz?
>>68270593
>>68270624
>>68270657
>>68270890
>>68270936
>>68271020
>>68270981
Who /MOOSEHEAD/ here?
>>68271225
Surely Gaz is the chimp?
>>68271261
>2.5%
Typical english wankers mouthing off and getting their heads kicked in
>>68271095
why aren't you with em?
>not enjoying a bit of friendly banter with the locals on the queen's birthday
>>68271261
Molson Golden m8
#NotAllEnglandFans
Island Slavs
>>68271360
it won't be banter anymore when one of you get badly injured or worse.
Marseille isn't the friendliest place on earth and I think you should think before acting like chimp here because the Marseille chimps are way better at chimping than you.
>>68271338
shut it paddy
>>68271338
this
>g-give me m-my flag b-bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJr8KWlXqE
>>68271306
>what
>>68271428
good to see france is a first world country
>>68271428
LOL we smashed fuck out of Marseille in 98 and we'll do it again this year. :^)
>>68271428
Everything suggests it wasn't started by England fans but by local youths, e.g Muslims.
Europeans can't seems to understand that our old firms don't operate anymore since most of them have been banned or were combat 18 and got knicked. Away fans today are just working class lads out for a piss up and maybe a bit of a punch up after for a laff.
>>68271629
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>we
CAN'T
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>>68271629
Try to smash it during the game instead and maybe you'll win some trophy one day.
>english "people"
>>68271338
Typical Irish wankers mouthing off then having their heads kicked in.
>mfw it's all kicking off again right now
facebook/SPORTbible/videos/1980716888740500/
DONT SEND ME HOME
>>68271874
link?
>BURGER RELLIK
>ywnb taking the piss, arvin a laff with the lads
>>68271898
>facebook/SPORTbible/videos/1980716888740500/
English """people"""
IF YOU HATE THE FRENCH SIT DOWN
>>68271898
fuckers are just having a bit of fun. france is a joke
>>68271898
LMAO
It's like people looking at zoo animals
>>68270493
i got a thing for french girls, the blonde hnng
VINDALOOOOO VINDALOOOOOOO
tfw there'll be no based english atmosphere inside the stadium tomorrow because they'll all be arrested
>proudly singing a song about a French anal fistula as your national anthem
>mad bantz with the lads
>all the comments are Facebook normies shitting on them
>>68271684
Is that Tadley Call Centre?
>>68272136
we know mahmoud...we know
>>68272160
>proudly sending your army and riot police to protect your precious muslims
>>68270493
>these are 10/10's in the caliphate of France
>>68271841
>>68271443
fuk up or I'll call the RA
>>68272190
im an actual ''''german''''' and studied with french law girls from the sorbonne pierre
Watching the live footage and it seems like it's just harmless banter and the French fans and police are completely overreacting
>>68272227
Good for you Hans
i was only bantering
have a nice evening
>>68272259
The Muslims had their feelings hurt so the French got extremely upset
>the sound of broken glass every 15 seconds
>>68272259
wait till the night comes
ENGLANDS BRAVE LADS ON TOUR
>>68272259
police is doing nothing except watching them, though
>>68272305
Is that so you can use your natural camoflague?
>>68272259
England are world experts at vomiting into fountains, groping local daughters in bar, bottling a few house fronts, getting battered for it and then crying 'b-but muh banter'
>>68272331
They've tear gassed English fans twice already
We do worse shit than this every week in our country and no one bats an eye
>no fun allowed
Mahrez is there kek
>the city of france
>>68269287
>singing a few songs with my mates
Kinda gay, senpai
>people finally on the side of our lads
seems like everyone hates the caliphate of france
>>68272259
Are the english the equivalent of american dindus?
We know how your """fans""" (even some tourists) behave don't be ashamed
IT'S KICKIN OFF LADS
>>68272372
If it weren't for the cobblestone street, that picture could be from outside a Trump rally
>>68272372
mahrez will negotiate a way out of this dilemma
>>68269287
is this something like when sunnis and shias have conflicts
>>68269339
kek
haha english fans are such cunts
>in the south of france
>drinking watered down kronenbourg
>not drinking watered down ricard
>>68271841
oooooOOHHHhhoooo
easy tiger you got to use that triggering card for when you lose the game dimora
post footage, and I don't mean on shitbook
>>68272435
wayyyy too classy (and expensive) kek
link me m'senpaitachi
>have a laugh about ISIS with a few brews
>get literally attacked by muslims
>police throw tear gas at you
fucking French people conspiring with the enemy
Nothings happening just some chants
wtf why did the police just rush in?
>>68272485
Someone said there's antifreeze in the wine.
>Rushing A
>>68272485
"ENGLISH FANS RUN RIOT ON THE STREETS"
LOOOOOL
they ran off from the police immediately
ridiculous
this nigga is getting deported without having seen a second of football hahaha
>>68272496
explains the french's IQ
>>68272311
Fucking hell screencaping that is cringeworthy as fuck,
WTF FRANCE
where were all these brave policemen when everyone was getting shot
>>68272496
they started to burn camemberts
fucking subhumans
>>68272305
smile so they can see you
England fans are scum desu
>>68272455
>wot do u mean, "No Carling"?
>fookin hell lads, u 'ear that?
>I SAID CARLING YOU FRENCH POOF
>VOULEZ VOUS FOOKIN BEER
whose drums are those
is the stream lagging for anyone else?
They just got one of our lads
>>68270186
Right wing people here would also hit Brits before Muslims
my sides
WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE
>>68272611
>before
you mean at the same time
wtf is going on
some black bulls dancing around drums
>>68271898
Looks like a good time.
lmao stream now showing the rest of the England fans having fun with no trouble whatsoever
>>68272653
Looks like some Brazilian dancers, a bit of capoeira too.
>>68272653
capoeira my friend
count the superdry logos lads
>>68269287
>taste my beer
>oh wait you can't it's ramadan
that is some top bants
Vardy on fire nananana
Vardy on fire nananana
Vardy on fire nananana
ITS COMING HOME
IT'S COMIN OME
IT'S COMIIN
>the state of this
>>68272411
that's actually him isn't it. he's even in his leicester kit
me on the 23rd of june
> watching english chavs doing shit is probably better than real euro
>tune in for riots
>just some sound lads expressing their love for the queen
disappointing
mootnagasaki please put regional flags for England, Scotland Wales
the amount of porridge wog Scots posting is clear
When will the rest of europe grow out of hooliganism?
We realized it was immature playground shit donkeys ago
You embarass your fucking nation, i knew memes about english, but they are true, you're supreme scum, scotish were top lads last week
>>68272797
reddit is down the hall to the left
>>68272776
That comes later.
[spoiler]The fire rises.[/spoiler]
>>68272812
cringe
>>68272812
It was your lot that started it, fuck off and stick a baguette up your arse
SCOTLAND'S STAYING HOME
>>68272812
>boo hoo, the nasty anglos said mean things about our pet arabs
>>68272812
>scotish were top lads last week
That's absolutely true tho. Scottish have been really fun and friendly, while the English looks like a bunch or degenerates inbreed manchildrens
>>68272812
Your country currently has bigger problems to sort out rather than worrying about a few loud Englishmen.
>>68272895
scots are all on heroin
>>68272812
>>68272895
It's almost like some kind of ancient alliance between france and scotland
>>68272895
cringe
> All of these frenchies defending the filthy arab shithole known as Marseille
Disgusting. The arabs control Marseille and need a good beating.
>>68272311
>>68272536
>the only country to be defeated by the Irish
someone should tell him about the Spanish armadas and the fact when Ireland was part of Britain they helped us invade and colonize half the fucking planet
also french guy what was his name manlet napoleon he recruited the Irish and invaded half of Europe with them then rent to annoy the ruskies
what did poland do again ah right get invaded 'the entire country' in less than a week, now thats impressive.
No protests, riots, rubbish piling up the streets here in France, guys. Please draw your attention to a few English fans being a bit loud.
>>68272898
It's alright, the rozzers will be on strike tomorrow
The sun is setting soon in Marseille, so in few hours after eating the muslims will come out.
>>68272895
Why can't England fans be like the Hibs and Rangers the other week fighting on the pitch? Or the peaceful Old Firm derby? Or the England-Scotland FRIENDLY last year at Wembley with pasty jocks hitting elderly women in Trafalgar Square
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx49T5WJ3vI
LET'S GIVE THIS NANCY A FACKIN GOOD KICKIN
Irish aways are the king of banter in comparison to the English scum
We get on with everyone even if we abuse them
>>68269287
>that redecorating job
I wonder if the owners are still alive
>>68272984
Like the monsters they are.
>>68272984
Sounds like something from a horror movie
>>68272942
What about store fronts, public infrastructres?
HOW CAN THE ENGLISH EVEN COMPETE ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T150UyHUDjg
there is clearly going to be a riot
but who the fuck schedules england russia for 8, its going to kick off, especially after how shit the game is going to be
>>68272311
>only country that lost to the irish
we don't need to fight any one else, we're 1-for-1
>>68272998
Great episode.
>>68273021
Who cares? Marseille is twice the shithole Malmö is, best would be to let the bongs do a new Dresden 1940's style.
>>68272952
>and the fact when Ireland was part of Britain they helped us invade and colonize half the fucking planet
no we didn't, we were also colonised
some Irish people joined the army because they were poor as fuck, because you were starving us to death. That isn't colonialism
>>68273031
delete this
>>68269287
Why you lie ?
'doing a dresden' with plastic chairs and empty carling bottles
we'll give it our best lads
>>68273037
There's apparently a ban on drinking in the city from 6am on game day, for 24 hours. People will no doubt still get hold of alcohol.
>>68272984
I hope our brave crusaders are fueled up for pitched battles through the night.
Oi cheeky mates look at those fine english''''man'''
>Sky literally just talking about hooliganism and terrorism, with almost no actual football discussion
What a lovely world we live in
>>68271898
are all englishmen super out of shape?
other then them not being able to keep their shirts on it looks fun. I thought the chants would die out after 10 seconds. What an atmosphere, french should be thanking them for creating such an exciting atmosphere
>>68273140
>implying davo and smithy didnt each bring a suitcase full of carling
>>68273143
Crusaders were more french than english, and this is when you stole our red cross bitch
>>68273155
Brazilian dancers get everywhere.
>>68273109
At the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater.
>>68273031
Based scots
>>68273031
Are you for real? You really want to post vids of that game? Scotland were humiliated on and off the pitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2-IvaeWQ80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ2xMBG0afY
even your queen is one of us
BTFO
>>68273181
It's a nice cross.
>>68273143
A plucky handful of proper lads armed with nothing but sunburn and chants against the whole kaliphate of Marseillies backed up with AKs and rocket launchers.
>>68272942
because only an eternal swede who let the anglo shitting in his streets without doing anything.
>filthy arab shithole
that's why far right youth beat the shit out of the degenerates inbreds?
>>68273155
>wearing your national flag as pants
>>68273155
Published already, this only happened 20 mins ago.
THe Guy filming in the white shirt was recording live for sports bible
>>68273181
>w-we weren't surerndering, t-they just stole our c-cross
>>68273232
For you
>>68273199
the ira are top lads you cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7GueAaGINs
I hope these fucking mugs have somewhere indoors to sleep, or they are all going to die.
>>68273096
shithole or not it still cost money
so i really don't see the problem
>>68273192
Back of the net
>>68273250
all the pics of the """youths""""" are arabs and blacks
>far right in France is populated by non-whites
fucking hell
>>68273217
they never had any english king tbf.
>>68273260
>not wearing your national flag as pants
wew
>>68273273
kek "i better go on the side of the police"
>>68273192
kek
>>68273238
Is this the plot to the new Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg film?
>>68273276
>w-we weren't fleeing like cowards from dunkeque to england, i-it was just startegical retreat...
>>68273155
beautiful
>>68273300
the IRA were the best that ever happend to British Unionism
50% MI5 agents, 50% drug dealers. Because of this they received no support from thr South and the rest is history.
They are gonna lose to Russia.
>>68273363
kek
>>68273321
sauce your pic(s) then faggot.
and you don't have to be white for wanting to erase the eternal anglo
>>68273324
>never
Well I dunno about never.
>Be your bro-tier neighbour in the latest of your many darkest hours.
>This is how you repay us.
We honestly needn't have bothered.
>>68273238
you forgot the plastic chair ranged weapons
>>68273388
>eternal anglo meme
Only propagated by shitskins.
>>68273401
Ok maybe when your king wasn't scottish welsh or french he was english.
>>68273238
Died
can somebody make a comfy /brit/ euros thread, don't feel like sharing a thread with Johnny Foreigners and their weak banter
>>68273401
North German.
>>68273363
>>68273451
or prussian
>>68273364
>collapse after a month
>expect brits to pick up the pieces for you
french troops were on those trawlers out of dunkirk too, pierre
>>68273431
classic eternal anglo delusion
>>68273363
I'd watch that.
>>68273507
what a piece of shit that 'film' was
>>68273492
Well duh. It was him who set the wheels in motion for a unified England, he was born in England (land of the Angles, a Germanic tribe).
>>68273364
We understand that no nation, nor its people. likes to be liberated, but you don't have to be so butt blasted about it all the time lad
>>68273522
and this is french troops only who covered this "great retreat" what a shame, you dindu even tried to fight, pussies
>>68273522
>french troops were on those trawlers out of dunkirk too, pierre
Only to secure English troops, they were sent back immediately to France and spent the rest of the war in German POW camps.
To be honest I watch this Euro tourney only to see if there's gotta be another terrorist attack. Feels pretty weird man
>>68270279
>huuuuur le muslims are french, le english are visitors and they can le fuck off
Because of you, I'm ashamed of being French.
>>68273321
where are the picture(s) faggot?
