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>>68268803
>>68268803
translation?
>>68268909
I have everything under control, mune! lolol
>>68268803
>Be De Gea
>Have a great girlfriend
>Be chosen as first keeper in your NT
>Almost signing to one of the best clubs in the world and current CL winner
>Fuck it up in the last minute
Trully, an Atletico product at hearth
>>68268957
ty, senpai
>be abused in 2012
>wait 4 years to say anything
wonderful
>>68268803
>Implying Casillas didn't set up his teammate
I could see it happening 2bh
>>68268803
What did he do anyway?
>>68268887
>tumblr tier gifs
i think you need to go
It's all Edurne's fault. If she had stayed in Manchester and fulfilled her sexual duties David De Gea wouldn't have to be so sexually filled
>Update from El Confidencial - The police has investigated and found no proof to corroborate the accusations made by the protected witness.
>The authorities in Spain aren’t considering to call De Gea, Isco or Muniain to testify or answer for any crimes unless proof is found.
>Considering that the accusations by the witness were investigated and no proof was found, players likely not to be implicated any further.
Poor ABUs, they got cucked by the media again.
>>68268957
>mune
que significa
>>68269056
It's part of a bigger process against a porn producer, a member of a criminal organization and another 3 or 4 people
>>68269149
>spanish authorities dont want to prosecute their star goalkeeper
wow shocker
Why do rich pro athletes get involved in this shit? This and the whole Benzema situation are fucking ridiculous.
>De Gea sent home.
JUST
>>68269093
eight year olds dude
>>68269149
>women
>>68269203
because they are fucking dumb from playing with a ball all their life.
>>68269187
You got cucked hard, kid. Put it down to a lesson learned and we'll forget the whole thing happened.
>>68268960
i too saw the tweet
>>68269203
When you can get any woman you want it gets boring.
>>68269158
A diminutive for muniain
STOP SAYING THAT DE GEA IS GOING HOME YOU FUCKS HE IS STAYING IN FRANCE
PRESS CONFERENCE SOOOOOOOOOOOON
GET READY LADS
marca-stream here
http://www.marca.com/futbol/eurocopa/2016/06/10/575ac50e268e3e50718b4651.html
>>68269187
Yeah just like when they destroyed Blood samples of cheating athletes.
They should be banned from every competition
http://www.mundodeportivo.com/futbol/eurocopa/20160610/402417557643/de-gea-seleccion.html
>>68269286
Yeah but Edurne tho
>>68269365
MUH RAFA NADAL DOES DRUGSA!
go fuck yourself frog envy faggot. If you don't have good players is your fucking problem.
>>68269149
El Diario says the opposite tho
>>68269394
no esta tan buena edurne
7.5/10
From what I gather de Gay fucked a teenager correct? why is it always in France
>>68269394
She looks like she has a dry cunt
>>68269365
>another frenchie that can't stand his butthurt
>>68269328
Accept and embrace Casillas
>>68269400
>be Shit at sport for a century
>suddently become good out of nowhere in the last decade
What a surprise it in the same timeline as Dr fuentes lol.
>>68269442
From what I gather you haven't even read anything about it or you'd know it didn't take place in france.
>>68269442
it happened years ago, not now.
>>68269149
El Confidencial has fucked up time and time again and refused to rectify. They are the ones who pointed to Isco without hard evidence
eldiario.es has yet to fuck up in any information (his chief editor is a cunt, though)
>>68269482
all I read was this thread, saw Benzema and made my own conclusion. eh close enough, this means you guys are stuck with Cashitllas now. GL
>it was suppossed to start at :45
>its :55 and de gea hasn't showed up
Fleeing to Mexico /confirmed/
>>68269436
>>68269455
t. follamises
>>68269524
no, it does not mean that
>>68269481
>poisoning ronaldo
>>68269553
A ver, no me interpretes mal, yo me la follaría una y mil veces, pero De Gea podía haber conseguido algo mejor. O alguna mas joven :^)
>>68269566
Yes it does embrace Casillas your lord and savior
:^)
inb4 de gea talks about his new clothing line
When I first saw that De Gea was dating Edurne I thought "wew he must like girls with no ass or tits". Turns out I was right.
>>68269587
Ya, hombre,se a lo que te refieres, pero a mi me la pone como el pecho de un enano ;)
AYY LMAO ADURIZ WTF
HE DIDNT SHOW UP
>Not De Gea
ayy
>de gea conference
>it's bellerin and aduriz out of nowhere
lel
Right spanish bros, I'm gonna need a real-time translation of everything that's being said
>>68269654
Y Bellerin. The new suspects.
>De Gea is in Mexico so let's put Aduriz and Bellerín
BRAVO VILLAR, BRAVO
>>68269684
It wasn't De Gea so I'm gonna go sleep my siesta mate
Are you ready lads
>>68269697
Bellerín looks like a criminal and Aduriz is basque so ETA.
Journalists are mad and don't know what to do kek.
De Gea has already fled to Andorra
>>68269436
>>68269455
t. pecho frio
>>68269684
They don´t going to answer any questions about that.
>>68269684
They won't answer any question about the De Gea scandal
TORBE SELECION
>>68269684
The bitch on the right said that they aren't going to answer to questions related to de gea or torbe
>>68269774
La empotraba contra la pared.
it wouldn't hurt for de gea and the fa to say something
>>68269436
No voy a decir que seas maricón porque respeto la condición sexual que puedas tener.
Pero eres maricón.
>>68269858
No se molestará, no es una acusación, es un hecho objetivo que no le puede ofender.
Del Bosque was waiting for a 2006s Cañizares.
Now he can use Casillas without everyone against him. And Spain will choke.
PRESS CONFERENCE OVER
DE GEA MISSING
NO QUESTIONS ABOUT IT ALLOWED
TOP KEK SUICIDE WATCH CONFIRMED AND FLEW TO BAHAMAS
>Final England-Spain
>3-3, last minute
>Last corner to Spain
>De Gea goes to the other goal
>Scores
>We win
>De Gea is detained
>After this brits murder him on his way back
I have a dream
J U S T
U
S
T
2 days before Spain's first game a girl opened her mouth and said:
De Gea ,some literally who from bilbao and "someone i don know lol it might be isco like i carelock him up too lolz" fcked me without me wanna. they promised me a lot of money if i did everything they wanted
i was so shocked it took me 4 years to speak
the timing man. it seems fishy man.
>>68270083
Wait, are you saying that women are deceitful attentionwhores?
>>68269203
because almost all athletes are just those kids who failed at school
>I WAS JUST A PRANK, BRO, I DID IT FOR THE LULZ
>>68269034
the porn director who acted as a pimp just got into jail recently
that's probably why
>>68270119
could be propaganda.
u playing turkey soon a team at their peak vs a felling spain. turks are trashy human beings,
loss vs georgia + losing de gea and isco and making the locker rooms fqed up is enough to fck up your opening game.
>You dindu nuffin wrong
>She was just a whore
Weird Muniain is in it but not Javi Martinez. They used to be orgy partners
>>68270083
>>68270119
You didn't even bothered to read the full story, didn't you?
It's part of an ongoing process against a porn producer and some mafia members. The process has been going for about a month, and today it's when the media had access to that part of the police report today.
>>68270242
isco was dropped and is not on the squad
also this has appeared inside a big investigation against that porn actor/director who was the one acting as pimp
>>68270242
Isco isn't even on the NT
>>68270274
some also say they have no evidence over de gea and the other footballers and that nothing further will be done until proof is found. truth or no ?
>>68270243
Javi Martinez is the third guy not isco
>>68270243
imagine being a teen whore, they tell you to go to an orgy with two young football nt players, and it turns out it's the ugliest two of the whole team (and league) kek
>>68270301
>>68270302
lel my bad. wasnt epxecting your team to not pick a CL finalist. bad squad this year guys. even bartra seems like a bad choice.
>>68270355
isco is trash and really overrated, or should we just call Arbeloa cause he won the CL?
>>68270343
Javi Martinez ugly ? also their bodies are godly due to their profession. its not like u ll pay attention to their face a that time.
>>68270355
Well, Bartra IS a bad choice
![190px-Javi_Martínez_Euro_2012_trophy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iKmQhtG.jpg "190px-Javi_Martínez_Euro_2012_trophy[1].jpg")
>>68270392
>Javi Martinez ugly ?
yes
>also their bodies are godly due to their profession. its not like u ll pay attention to their face a that time.
I wouldn't know, I've never been a prostitute
>>68270320
As I said before, there has been an ongoing process and it's more than De Gea and Muniain.
Also, police said that the girl has provided them with caps of messages between her and de gea asking her to go fuck five teamates of Man U
Police also said that it's highly unlikely that the girls are lying and that they are looking in all of the evidence (that is, of all the process, not only the part of De Gea and the rest of footballers)
>>68270452
One more detail. Is prostituting in England or Spain illegal ?
Or using a prostitute ?
lol just imagine if Del Bosque did call isco and javi martinez
we really dodged a pair of bullets there
>>68270449
>Find 1 pic of a guy ugly
>Proud of himself
>He isnt even that much ugly u twat
>Spanish are considered one of the ugliest "ppl" in Greece. By those rumours the guy should be a model
>>68270500
Prostituting is legal in Spain, but the girls were forced and one of them was underage
>>68270560
Thanks for the info senpai.
>>68270533
b-but the stereotype says we are with italians and french on top of being good looking
>>68270594
No it isn't
http://www.marca.com/futbol/eurocopa/2016/06/10/575ac50e268e3e50718b4651.html
De gea talking live.
>I DINDU NUFFIN
>>68270594
apparently every country has its own stereotype like :
We hotter than the otherz.
Every country silently agrees that South Americans are the hottest race. Every country puts themselves 2nd I guess.
>>68270670
Seriously?
>>68270705
Oh man fuck offfff :')
>>68270533
the only place martinez is not ugly is in basque country
>greek standards of beauty
kek
>>68270670
as far as I have seen italians and spanish rate each other
brits and germans go for the french
and kind of that
>>68270500
No. In this case, whorever, human traffic and forced prostitution may be involved.
In the statement to the police of the girl she said that she was made to stay against her will, was forced to perform sexual acts on Muniain and the other footballer (some said that is Isco, others Javi Martinez, others Thiago...) and after the deed, the girl was threatened by Muniain and the third guy, De Gea acted as an enabler between Torbe (porn guy) and the footballers
Another witness (a minor) said that torbe extorted and druged her to film a porn video for De Gea and the bilbao guys
>>68270749
>The picture of the indianshiet guy above shows an ugly person.
>Ribery is an ugly person.
>Lahm had an uglycute face like he was semiretarded.
>Ibrahimovic has an ugly face
>Modric has an ugly face
Anything better than these lads is not ugly. And that Javi Martinez cook is sadly miles in front of them on the looks race.
btw de gea just denied everything right now in press conference and will stay in euro
>>68269394
If she moves around in bed like she did at Eurovision, Dave would be better off with a fish DESU
>>68269719
Does anyone have the greentext for this image
so how is this compared to that guy from PL who had sex with a minor? can they be fired from their club too?
dis keeps getting better
>>68271372
he also blessed Muniain as the next Butragueño
the curse never ends
>>68271372
kek
everytime
>>68271372
Holy fuck, this imbecile fucks everything he thinks of.
>>68271372
![CkmR-ZaWYAA6OTa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1L5zmT4.jpg "CkmR-ZaWYAA6OTa[1].jpg")
>>68271372
>>68269955
look for notes on the bathroom door
>>68271807
>I DINDU NUFFIN
>De Nonce sentenced to jail time
>De None crying his eyes out as he is shuffled into police van
>Contemplating suicide on the ride to jail
>Suddenly a huge bang followed by gunfire
>Police van doors blow open to the shock of C4
>ISIS soldiers from the London Manchester United Supporters Club have come to bust him out
>De Nonce is taken to Syria where he is given ISIS citizenship and all the underage grils he wants in exchance for playing on the ISIS national team
>De Nonce will represent the nation of Islamic State in the next World Cup
>>68269158
Muñe stands for muñeco (doll in english)...
In mexico may be used as pal or bro
ie.
>Look at my skills pal
>Mira mis habilidades muñeco
Also, in some other countries this muñe/muñeco word may refer to some dude/guy that's good looking, pretty, babyfaced or handsome guy
i.e
>Look at that guy, he's pretty handsome
>Mira aquel tipo, es un muñeco
>>68272049
nah he is probably saying muñe as some kind of diminutive for Muniain
>>68270647
Enjoy your ban m8
>>68272037
9/10, to be honest.
>>68269394
She has no tits and seems to be uptight, plus is old, DeGoat can do much better
RIP Torbe
su red de prostitucion siempre sera recordada con cariño
>>68269719
hd
>>68274353
thanks for my new wallpaper
>>68274500
anytime my latvian nigga
