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Euro 2016 Starts Tonight Sub Edition
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FIRST FOR PUERTO RICO NEXT POINT @1.61
/bet/ is /volleyball/ sub edition
zzzz should have used the volleyball tips to post volleyball slags, ya big poof
denmark beating the bookies subsub edition
>>68268478
ffs
>>68268478
EVERY POINT
FORZA VOLLEYBALL SLAGS
American living in Germany here
What should I put my action on tonight in France vs Romania
No bully pls
>>68268534
LIVE BY THE MOMENT LA, IT'S VOLLEY TIME
down gums edition
Do we back @1.5 or above? Whats everyones method?
>>68268534
Nothing, it's priced correctly and you will loose money over the course of the tournament
>>68268534
PUERTO RICO WOMEN NEXT POINT ALL THE TIME
>>68268534
Giroud scores.
Y'all like my method?
>>68268534
O 0.5Goals in 1st Half
>>68268612
why though
I've lost more than I've won doing it
>loses as soon as I get on
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68268602
>loose
Rebacking
>>68268620
tfw we finally beat the bookies
>>68268636
GET OUT
>>68268634
not if you've done it correctly
utter utter
>>68268675
how?
Anyone else think this hurr durr bet on best point is completely retarded?
>this rally
This isnt working guys...
RALLY OF ALL RALLIES
>this never ending rally
PSA for people who paparently just saw *tip xddd* don't do it when the ratio is not proper or when the odds are too low jesus
>>68268709
They won 13 of last 16 points
Just lost three bets in a row after a big win so I'm back to nothing lads. Should have bet on those dykes to win to nil
>>68268730
It's the million man march
This isnt even a blowout you fucking retards.
The Dane said a 3:1 ratio. This is 2:1.
>lost on 4 of Euans tips
>gonna lose on BT's lotto shite
Horrible horrible day what the fuck
BET365 SUSPENDED IT HAHAHA
>>68268769
>16-6 is 2:1
>>68268758
Erm no they havent.
>>68268809
It was 3-3 you utter mong. Now it's 16-6
Chill with 2nd set backing, Kenya usually break then
>>68268845
i think you are betting on a different game mate
Bunyodkor goal when?
>>68268870
Five of the last six points have been to rico
Won 7 of 9 bets placed. Feels good.
>>68268870
I'm betting on Kenya Women vs Puerto Rico Women mate
7 point streak.
Y'all better pay me smdh
>>68268613
>Implying
>staked 40
>returned 32.32
REEEEEEEEEE
>>68268907
Thank you.
KENYA ARE WINNING
Hope you guys on the volley actually bothered to listen and hold bets
>>68269024
I listened :)
>>68269024
>hold bets
what?
most of us lost, so your method sucks, or you need to explain more
>>68269041
senpai.
>>68268857
SHAKING
>>68269024
I bet on horses instead and lost all my money
Lads. Where the fuck do you find a volleyball gf?
SHAKING for some Euan tips
Kenye are notoriously dog shit in third set, they have huge morale issues. I'm going to start betting on points again late in this set when rico go up and all of third most likely
>>68269098
>Kazakh
tears
>>68269098
>he hasn't fucked one of the strath volleyball team
PMSL
>>68269098
University doesnt have a volleyball society/club?
>>68269121
Surely Kenya don't have enough fluids to stay hydrated.
>>68269175
>>68269132
>Scottish volleyball girls
>>68269206
Hhueueuehehuehu
Dunno desu they always fall off in third
>>68269209
some fitties here lad
>>68269234
1 for me
win or lose. betting with /bet/ is fun
>>68269269
>win or lose
nah
>>68269269
>losing is fun
Seems like you need to bet more, GOTTA BET BIG TO WIN BIG CMON
Large on Kenya 29, I can feel it
>>68269098
Ex girlfriend played volleyball. You really have to go for the setter and libero if you want those HIGH TEST thighs
>>68266749
0-11 Hup x
>>68269234
>scottish standards
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Post tournament bets lads
Gonna be up or down four+ figures leggo
Sabinov such a dire bet, I guess wanting it more is actually a thing. Just a youngster on the bench for Rozvoj so praying for injuries.
>>68269299
I believe in you senpai
>>68269329
SABINOV
>>68269329
you're shit mate, lost your touch haven't ya
>>68269209
>mfw at the gym yesterday and there was a Scottish slag who looked like Sophie Dee without makeup and she was checking me out a bit
>>68269319
Based. Cheers lad.
Anyone confirmed missing for tomorrow's in-play lads? ;)
did juveguy waste the fiver that anon sent him?
>>68269327
>opposing Albania
>no Ukraine to qualify
Goff wants a word
>>68269234
2,4, and MAYBE 12 depending on how drunk I am
>>68269362
Yes
>>68269299
Based kenya
>>68269352
Big fake tits too?
>>68269327
>Croatia o4.5 goals
Is that for the group stage?
So excited at the prospect of more Euan tips this afternoon.
Who here /tipstertubeeuroscomp/?
>>68269366
Goffy boy is going to look silly in four weeks
>>68269404
Nope, for the entire tournament
They score 3 against the Czechs alone so gonna be easy
>>68269398
Yes. Her face was a tad too scottish but Dees probably is too without makeup.
Only thing is she didn't quite have Dees ass so I'm like fairly confident it wasn't her.
>>68269388
definitely filtering him. he is VERY irresponsible with money
>>68269459
yeah she is best when she has all her slap on, still that'd be a nice pull
Would anyone buy some Euan merchandise if I started selling it?
Now lads, if Kenya do what they normally do, they're failing hard now. I'm backing points again
>>68269452
where do you place this bet?
>>68269567
So you're saying take Puerto Rico hard?
>>68269567
That second set was intense
>>68269616
Yes, i just did atleast.
>>68269633
Yes, Kenya do that.
>>68269652
Okay, here I go
>in b4 getting destroyed
Hey Euan where's that 50/1 offer you were talking about?
SELLING MY ACCOUNTS
>>68269605
Couple different places, mostly Tipico and 10bet
>>68269652
Going to call it as 11-25 puerto rico desu
France u18 women's basketball -20.5 against Israel is worth a punt based off of mutuals. Should be closer to 25 imo
>>68269567
what site are u using to bet on points
>>68269632
>I doubt she is
Fuck off lad.
https://youtu.be/RJqimlFcJsM
THREAD THEME SONG^^^^ BELLOW IT ON THE STREETS OF PARIS.
>>68269668
Would be quite embaressing to make a loss on the first match i advice people to get on doing this tbqh, shaky
>DapperLaughs shilling for BadManTipster
Lost ALL respect
>>68269675
EUAN PLEASE
http://www.geegeez.co.uk/iesnare-how-bookmakers-are-spying-on-you-from-your-own-computer/
interested to know if you guys have this installed on your pc - assuming you use windows.
>tfw my security suit works
might bet in a linux vm in future though.
Euan tip SURELY imminent???
pmsl at this guy
>>68269675
bookies already 'sell' your accounts, lid.
:^)
>>68269760
Yep, always make sure you've got Iesnare deleted before making a new account.
>>68269773
SKJ II about 3 minutes ago
>>68269671
It was a limited number offer. Ran out this morning, a few min after it opened
>>68269840
EUAN PLEASE
>>68269840
ahahhahahaha AND JIPPO score early why even fucking bother with this SHITE
>>68269840
How do you know the offer before it comes out? Well, w/e. Do you know any other good ones? Might go for the 20/1 otherwise
>>68269783
Don't have a clue about Belarusian football but I swear that Bate are always priced very very short and the few times I've monitored they seem to just edge a victory
BT SO SO SO SHRED
BT SURREAL
just a cheeky fiver, nothing to lose haha
>>68269937
Bumped into him at the gym did you?
Kenya are fixed to win 11 lids
>>68269876
PLEASE
>Kenya fighting early in the third
DOES NOT COMPUTE
>>68269999
Since you got quads, I'll let you in on a secret: nxt bet I like is AIFK
>>68270029
Asian?
>>68270072
Finland lid
>>68270099
...
Finnish handicaps are pretty nice
>>68269840
Might back SJK II now they have conceded if they come into it. Looked the best pre-game, pre-teams bet.
so the idea is to bet on every next point to be taken by the favourite? At what odds should I take them?
>>68270291
Let's say the favorites should win by 25-12 or more, good odds are around 1.60+
>it's a no bookie in the world is carrying it in play so you have no idea what the score is edition
Not a big fan
>>68270362
what game?
>>68270362
What game?
>>68270375
Jinx buy me a fix
Hi BT, can you tip PKKU v PuiU overs so I know it is a good bet please?
>>68270375
>>68270376
France u18 women's basketball against Israel
Can anyone redpill me on why we're not taking france -3,5 tonight
>>68270352
is it bet365 you're using
>Trusting Denmark
Never again bros
>>68270408
My model says no
>>68270467
Smdh i only barely managed to stay even on that game, curse of sharing with /bet/ i guess
>>68270463
Yeah
>>68270478
Devastating news desu
Fed the current rball for the AIFK game into my model to see if -1.5 was value but it just said ERROR pmsl
>1xbet carrying u15 basketball but not u18
Upset.
>>68270434
Take the + if you want to win
>>68270434
Romania conceded 2 in 10 games.
>>68270434
Corners? No idea I'm not on because its down to 4 FML
Well fuck, boys. Gotta make back the money I lost for trusting Denmark
Anyone got any better advice?
>keko
What is with this 'correctly priced' meme? For the bookies to do that, they'd have to know the exact probabilities of billions of events. I'm going to bet large on France SW and will come back to laugh at you and your malfunctioning models when I win big
Anyone know where I can bet on it to rain during the Euro 2016 final?
>>68270496
pmsl no way you stayed even with that 3rd set
>>68270701
Have sex first please.
>>68270609
desu you would have made money on my slags tip if you didn't reback like shit u feel me
>>68270719
I stopped throwing money at that soon as kenya got 12, im shocked.
https://www.1843magazine.com/features/the-daily/how-i-used-maths-to-beat-the-bookies
Not sure about how I feel about this article.
Laughing v hard at Euan right now
>Not on AIFK
Confidence in bits. Cant win a bet, cant stake a bet. Need a sleep zzz
If I use the bookies' lowest priced bets every time in my € 100 friends league, what are my chances of winning?
>>68270609
You can try Bulgaria to beat Denmark at volleyball, it's live atm. Risky though, we have our B team and are losing 2-1, but I watched the last set and Bulgaria changed the setter and the plays got a lot better.
>>68269329
Cheers lid x
keko such a fraud, i hope non of u got on his shit tip
>>68271134
I thought it won?
>>68271164
no the new tip
Hey, any tennis specialists here
Do you think Tomic's gonna win?
>>68270747
Not reading that desu.
It will either be
>I used all these highly advanced equations that took me weeks/months of programming and managed to create a small edge which I gradually profited from through betting large stakes
or
>I used a bunch of variables that are already built into the price and got pretty lucky to win more coinflips than I lost but check me out I beat the bookies and this is how
Oh shit, 365 offer on tomorrow's game, thoughts???
Odds on a terrorist attack tonight?
>>68271455
I hope it's at my house
>>68270799
this is sweaty
>>68271455
10000/1
Security will be at its biggest and most alert on opening night and the night of the final so if terrorists do try it on they'll likely aim for any match other than those two.
Went to get my vitamin D for the day, still got to chase losses now. What are you guys on?
>>68271497
Just 1 more
>>68271455
only shooting at terrasse or fanzone in almost any euro city
literally impossible in the stadium or even Paris
>>68271769
zzzzzz
Get a new gimmick, faggot.
What does your 'model' say about Puiu DC Euan
>>68271837
I staked right before the pen so the only thing it is saying right now is CBFA and GAMBLING IS NO LONGER PROFITABLE. PKKU are dire and havent even won a point yet.
Lads I'm confused
Trying to put an acca on my phone for the euros and I've got 5 results lined up and it's asking if I want doubles, trebles or a five fold
So obviously I want a five fold right because I have five results? But it's saying the returns are higher on a double or a treble
What the fuck is going on
Give me a mildly memey bet for France Romania.
Already have France to score in both halves, -1.5 and o1 1st half.
>>68272030
0-0 full time then cash out after 64 minutes played.
>>68272096
Why 64 minutes?
>>68272112
Goal will come around 65'
Puiu surely a bet now
>>68272247
why exactly ?
>>68271702
YES LID
>>68272019
What site has these bets?
w-what does betting jargon like "3u", "ML" or "(-185)" mean?
>>68272497
y-you're a faggot
>>68272497
>American nonsense
Forget about that pish. Everything you need to know is in the OP
>>68272096
I-i don't like that at all
>>68272497
>3u
What did he mean by this?
>>68272497
you're probably on covers or something right bro?
3u - u is "unit" which can mean anything. i can have a 100 dollar unit, or a dollar unit, its all variable
ML is moneyline, basically taking them to win. in sports that end in draws, you lose with a draw
-185 is american odds, roughly speaking 185 to win 100, but put any number in
mackerssssss
>>68272497
FORGOT my trip
>>68272593
>ameribets the biggest tryhard of them all
you embarrass us real americans m8.
Romania +1.5 -136 for me
>>68272614
whys your language in spanish tho
i'm calling it
england will go out in the quarter finals against portugal (or any big european club) due to a dodgy penalty decision
>>68272614
What's the story behind the 100k on u21s hahaha
>>68272614
kek
>>68272670
he bet 100k on portugal u21s and it lost
end of story
happy?
>>68272631
change your name to nomoney
>>68272614
chicano
>>68272648
>American odds
>embarrassing
Choose two
>>68272648
He wins m8. Would LOVE to see a tip from you.
>>68272709
jum
>>68272601
Thanks, those are all pretty weird.
Still not sure I get the last one cause I see people doing it both with - and +
Like (-153) or (+250)
>>68272614
lux surreal
Who else here down colossal? Chasing with Austria Landesliga games
>>68272799
top kek
>>68272885
Wtb
https://youtu.be/k-swSINVX4s?t=307
Even Eurovision presenter laughed at Albania
>>68272614
>Have millions
>Try scalping tickets at a tournament where tickets are underselling
Is Mackers retarded?
>>68272943
Too late, was on Leobendorf handis in the 2nd half, don't have a tip at this very moment, may have one later if odds are decent
/bet/ing after a year lads
france race to 9 [email protected]
france u3.25 [email protected]
How much poopies rupees am I gonna lose tonight?
>>68272981
Edelweiss handi, possibly Young Style handi when it gets better
>>68273107
Young Style 11111 already
secret tip: bet on no goal in first 15 minutes
trust me I am money man
pmsl DOWN
What are you gentlemen putting your money on for the first euro 16 game?
>>68273648
Romania +1.25
so SO excited
Cheers lads
whoooah bad betty
>>68273786
>Not a half coke
Do you even official /bet/ drink?
>>68273889
pmsl
Its just SO obvious in uk tv
just can't WAIT for Romania to win
>>68273786
You're the Hull lad aren't you?
>>68274053
Talking big sense pal
If Carlsberg did comfy
BAD BETTY
A
D
B
E
T
T
Y
BAMALAM
>>68274154
Literally won't happen
>>68274294
BANKROLLING FRANCE DNB @1.1
>>68274190
i've maxed out my loyalty points at papa john's. due a free pizza.
going to cash it out tomorrow.
think i'll go with the piri piri chicken pizza with some cheeky buffalo wings on the side.
also, can i put money on their being a terrorist attack at some point during the euros?
>ausclick stealing my tips
>>68273786
cheers la
the local alcohol shop had closed so I had to get this instead. please kill me
>Young Style
down insane. Gonna need a whole lot more of these
Who here /under2.5goals/ master race?
>>68274348
ask paddy power.
>>68274557
Edelweiss coming in though
unders is the bet?
>>68274361
what was your tip?
tbqh i just was looking down the list for something with france at decent odds
>>68274678
Just joking m8, good luck
>Mackers is watching this
under 5.5 throw-ins in first 10 miutes @ 2.10
>>68274810
No slagging of mackers today
Literally gave tickets away to a poor little family.
