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Euro 16 starts soon. Matches that matter almost every day for a month.
France - Romania starts 21:00 CEST
France has potential to score a lot of goals. I won't be surprised if the match tonight finishes 4-0 to France.
when does the whole ceremony start GMT?
I'm not good with timezones
missed him
>de gay
I think Russia will win
Reminder to filter and report /pol/ shitposts and other white noise.
What's everyone drinking tonight?
>>68267306
CEST is the local time in the tournament. You're always 1 hour behind, meaning 20:00 in BST.
>>68267311
damn, your league has been a last resort before retirement for longer than i thought.
>>68267306
7.15 itv
>>68267379
my own tears after I threw away my future in my last exam
>>68267385
cheers swedebro
>>68267379
Might get some svyturys
>>68267359
>white noise
kek'd
>>68267379
Water, unidisputably the best drink known to man.
>>68267306
Sorry the match starts 20:00 your time. Just tune in at 19:00 and I'm sure you won't miss a thing.
>>68267435
what does the pre-match ceremony/entertainment entail?
>sat at work
>literally done nothing since lunch except tinkering with my fantasy team and going for a big shit
>>68267451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSnTfO7b1-M&feature=player_embedded [Embed]
boiler room of the year for all the /bleep/ lads
waheyy
>>68267451
Nothing really. Just some shitty dance to open up the tournament officially.
Hello, if you want to talk about nigger or mudslime you can fuck off to /pol/ or /int/ thanks you.
>>68267493
Calm it Hitler.
what drinks have you got in for this evening lads?
>>68267492
as a guy who frequents /bleep/ I am highly offended
What podcast or radio show should i listen to for the Euros lads ?
>>68267493
>>68267518
>>68267504
>>68267540
not again
![ukraine-fan-dancing[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ncnd8rG.gif "ukraine-fan-dancing[1].gif")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozKDprNaKwc
Please give us a meme game like Ukraine-France 2012
>>68267524
I'm buying a box of piggelin and mixing it with protein.
>>68267524
Duvel and Vedett
>>68267540
not can tell the same about you Nigel
>>68267479
Where do you work m8
>>68267493
Fuck off reddit
>>68267379
Beer, duh.
>>68267492
Ugh...
>>68267535
B&B (RIP) > /bleep/ 2bh, but still /bleep/ represent
>>68267589
>Duvel
good shit
belgian food + drink is really good but once you cross over the border to the netherlands it all falls apart
>>68267379
It's whiskey cocktail weather. Three of these for a comfy night
>>68267614
>I drink beer
>>68267564
bbc for analysis later, but not sure about live
linekerscrispfetish.jpg.bat.exe.json.civ5savefile
>>68267524
fucking hot chocolate at 4 am with marshmallows
feels good
>>68267524
Grolsch and desperado
>>68267589
noice lad. i bought a bottle of tequila on a whim at lunchtime, going to mix up a few margaritas desu. box of kroney for afters.
>>68267667
>but once you cross over the border to the netherlands it all falls apart
they have decent weed tho
>>68267540
He is concerned for a reason lad.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3627154/Britain-s-worst-paedophile-Richard-Huckle-gets-22-life-sentences.html
>>68267564
Second Captains and Football Weekly
I am looking for a French one if anyone knows of any
>>68267564
Swedish tv has pretty good coverage, but unfortunately for you it's all in Swedish
>>68267451
Pitbull
>>68267718
desu i can get decent stuff here, even the nerdiest schizoid loner can get it if you know more than two people
>>68267684
Do not respond
Imma go buy myself aome cigs, beers and saucisson. I have the chips and it seems like we're eating a good quiche tonight. Any advice on supplies i could grab at the corner shop ? I just want to waste as much time as i can so i don't study until the last moment, and perform under what i call the "emergency pressure-efficiency".
Gee, the Euro sure occyrs at the perfect moment.
>>68267682
Beer slightly kills the pain inside.
FRANCE ARE YOU READY TO GET BEAT AT YOUR OWN HOME LOL JK WE'RE GONNA LOSE LIKE 3-0
>>68267832
Sauce for sausages, unless you know how to make some yourself. Otherwise some crisps.
want to get drinks but Lidl only sells 5 euro basement distilled piss so I gotta go to the coop
recommend me something with vodka/whiskey
let's keep it comfy lads, plenty of other places for /pol/ to talk about their stuff
>>68267379
Draino. Trying to kill myself because I cant handle a tournament where we're at home while Iceland is in. Thanks Blind.
>>68267720
so this is the guy they virused .onion for
>>68267689
>>68267726
>>68267770
I wish I knew more languages.If I learn Swedish,can I immigrate there ?
>>68267881
Get on the whiskey sour bandwagon. Great drink and easy to make
>>68267859
Me mum. I'm visiting my parents for the week, feels comfy not to take care of myself ant turn the phone off for a few days.
Gonna buy Leffe, it's lame but i can't find the Belgian beers i like around here.
>>68267881
Irn Bru. They do that in Italy, right?
>>68267919
Deep web is 70% paedo shit lad.
>>68267881
just get a Russian Standard, you can drink it straight like water
>>68267927
this lad knows what's up
Who did you get in the sweepstakes /sp/
I got Italy
>>68267881
dude if youre in lidl get super dry Vermouth
trust me, bit rough to start with but the best warm cheek feeling like whisky. Its the bitter in a martini. Not to be confused with red and blanc vermouth, which tastes like dog piss with a bag of sugar in
Where my nordic bros at?
>>68267379
2 skoll beers I will pour in a pint I keep in the refrigerator
>>68267923
You brown? You can come here and live for free even without learning the language ever.
>>68267969
well yes [spoiler] why do you think i know about it :^) [/spoiler] but it does seem a big case
>>68268027
Stop this shit. This is a comfy thread.
Sluta urspåra tråden. Jag vet att det var du innan, Joel.
>>68268027
Yes I am brown. That's nice to hear,but who will pay for my rent and food?
>>68267937
So fucking good m8
So cheap too
I'm making some Pimm's for the match
Also ordering Papa John's
Tis going to be a good evening
Go France, vous méritez la réussite
>>68267995
have you ever seen a black man with blue eyes? shit's creeping me out
>>68268103
>papa johns
>not dominos
wew lad
>>68267524
but for the Argentinian game only
>>68268029
I hate paedos mate.Only thing I hate more than paedos are animal abusers.Paedos should be at least chemically castrated if not given death penalty.
>buying pizza from American chains
Your tongue should be cut
>>68268161
>killing a dog is worse than raping a child
wew lad
>>68268103
>Papa Johns
>paying approximately £50 for pizza when it's 2 for £10 at the Iraqi place down the road
>>68268124
looks unnatural
>>68268086
depends if you can "poo in loo"
>>68268184
>>68268161
easy now. this can very well derail
>>68267999
T-the doritos kind ? And bretzel sticks, and fried oignons stuff. I know this is importat to you anglos, but as long as it's edible and you can put it in a bowl we don't really care... Don't judge.
Brb, by the time i have the stuff i hope this thread hasn't derailed into /pol/ bs
>>68268247
>Brb, by the time i have the stuff i hope this thread hasn't derailed into /pol/ bs
everything does at the moment desu
>>68267589
>duvel
jelly as fug, lad
>>68268184
If you rape a kid, the parents care and try to ensure that maximum punishment is given.But if you torture and kill a stray animal,most of the times the psycho goes unpunished.Domesticated animals are the most pure and innocent animals on earth.
>>68268203
no Iraqi place down the road where I live
>>68267379
bottle of bordeaux
>>68267306
>not good with timezones
It's literally 1 (0ne) hour difference. Your the reason this country is going to shit.
>>68268287
Stop.
According to bein sports, this is the France line-up for tonight
Payet Giroud Griezmann
Matuidi Kanté Pogba
Evra Koscielny Rami Sagna
Lloris
>>68267012
over/under 2 bombings at stadiums
>>68268287
the parents? in most cases its the parents fucking them
England hype 3 drunk lions missing the goal and going home early but getting drunk anyway on the shirt
>>68268317
Why does it trigger you so much?
>>68268203
It's 2 for £10 at Pap John's too you mong
And I won't get indigestion unlike you
>>68268328
I really can't tell how the game will go. Could be Romania parking the bus and it being a 0-0 or 1-0 game yet at the same time France did really well during the group stages of the last WC and were fairly high-scoring.
>>68268203
desu senpai papa johns is good if you use the offers
>>68268351
Because it's not appropriate for a comfy thread. You can discuss child porn and animal absue somewhere else.
>>68268315
At least I'm good with spelling.
Learn the language, Jafaar.
>>68268341
No in most cases it's the uncle,brother,family friend or some other relative but not the parents.
>>68268359
I reckon nerves will get to them and it will end 1-1
>>68268352
>2 (two) pizzas
Easy there. Are you eating for a family of 4?
>>68268369
Calm down Mohammed.
>>68268409
the irony
>>68268315
I tried to banter and lost. You're*
>>68268409
>bangladesh
>pretending they're not muslim
>>68268443
It's okay my man.
Forgive and forget
>>68268373
Can't wait for Brexit.
Who are the good guys?
Romania, right?
When's Poland's first match?
i love how everyone is rating Poland high while the whole country is so pessimistic after the recent friendlies
thanks sp
>>68268494
No good guys here. Every country for themselves.
>>68268495
sunday 5 pm against northern ireland
>>68268494
lel ya we're all cheering for the gyppos
Does anyone here have a Darkscandals account?
>>68268495
sunday 16:00hs (France hour) if i'm not wrong
>>68268544
Further proof that Poles are retards, friendlies are 100% meaningless.
>>68268581
>>68268619
Cheers guys.
>>68268544
I'm not rating Poland, but they got an easy group with only Germany as the main obstacle. Ukraine and Norn Ireland are not good enough. Poland will get exposed in the next round though.
>>68268495
Sunday 18:00
>>68268560
Germany are the bad guys
>>68268560
>Every country for themselves.
That's just you being Swedish af tho
>>68268494
Just want Romania to at least put up a fight.
>>68268667
Honestly, i can't see myself thinking anyone else are the good guys. Maybe Germany.
>>68268739
>germany
>good guys
Did you just skip the 20th century or what?
>>68268560
Icelanders are the good guys mate.Everyone is going to root for the ultimate underdog.
>>68268696
>>68268738
g-go on
>>68268657
Germany are not the bad guys.
100% bad guys are:
England
France
Spain
Italy
Portugal
Russia
Romania
Slovakia
Belgium
Austria
Hungary
Poland
Albania
alri lads
who remembers the stealth comfy threads during the WC?
those were the times
I need a wallchart lads, any in todays papers?
>>68268819
World Cup is without doubt, the comfiest football tournament.
Only the Olympics beats it for general comfiest sporting event.
>>68268494
Good Guys:
>Iceland
>Croatia
>Swiss
>Albania
>Romania
>Ukraine
Where can you log in to keep track of your posts?
>>68268762
Germany have repented for their sins. 1982 was a scandal, but as usual the austrians were behind it. You can always trace scandals and problems to east germans or austrians or bavarians.
>>68268494
result simulator
http://ultra.zone/UEFA-EURO-2016-Group-Stage#group=a
>>68268875
This, and maybe:
> Slovakia
> Czech Republic
>>68268875
>Any balkan country
>good guys
I'm sorry but i don't support thugball.
Only iceland are good guys on your list.
I'm going to make a run and get some Stella. It's not French but the same sounds French enough for me. Someone who is /ck/ should put together a chart of Euro beers for all the teams to drink at different games
Who do you think is going to win the Euros this year la? My bet is on them.
>>68268940
Fun fact: I studied in Stella's home town
>>68268903
Quick question , my fellow romanibro...Is Andone starting today or Iordanescu will use him as a super sub ?
Who is your pick for top scorer?
Müller?
Griezman?
Lewandowski?
Penaldo?
>>68268940
>implying belgium isn't france
www.beersofeurope.co.uk/
when does the opening cerenomy start? an hour before the match?
What's the code for the /sp/ fantasy league?
>>68268493
when the polish and immigrants lose visas theyll flood the next highest min wage with free access.
I wonder which black red and yellow flag that is thats already cucked by their passage
>>68269013
wut
>>68269013
beers of europe is a fucking god-tier site
Am I the only person who thinks france will have a bad tournament? They haven't played a competitive game for 2 years, wouldn't be surprised to see them crash out in the quarters
>>68268919
GOD WILLS IT
https://www.netbet.com/multicultural-championship
romania are literally the ONLY team to be 100% pure
why aren't you supporting them today?
>>68268985
It will be someone else and he will be bought by some english team for 50 million after the tournament.
>>68268985
hardy XD
>>68268985
picked vardy and iceland + wales to get to the semis
500 euros if I get this meme prediction
>>68269018
it was yesterday
>>68267684
kek
>>68267479
Fucking faggot, you stole my Farage gimmick from /int/
>>68269063
There is a whole thread about it here >>68265498. Go discuss that with them there.
When does the TV build up start?
>>68267832
no baguette?
England is the Chaotic Good.
>>68269057
But mate , that's gorgeous. Is that possible ?
>>68268940
Stella's Belgian iirc.
Anyway, basics to start off the list, add to it lads:
>Germany
Franziskaner
>Ireland
Guiness, Smithwick's, Murphy's
>Poland
Tyskie
>Spain
San Miguel
>Czechia
Pilsner Urquell
>Slovakia
Zlaty Bazant
I don't believe in Poland. We're not a tournament team. It keeps happening. We rock the eliminations then lose against teams we should have no problems with. But have the strongest team since mid 80s or 1992 (silver on the Olympics).
>>68269033
Mate, the next PM will negotiate a shit trade deal where freedom of movement is still a requirement. Boris and gove don't even want/care-about brexit, they just want to oust cameron as it's their only chance of becoming pm.
>>68267862
godspeed my gypsy friend
what will be spuh's reaction when France loses?
>>68268940
>not going for Duvel
>>68269074
well fuck
>>68267898
(You)
>mfw the ''''''''''''''''''''french'''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''team'''''''''''''''''''''''''' don't make it out of the group stages because they all come from former colonies and have no sense of camaraderie or loyalty.
The pre-game riots are fun to watch too.
>>68269116
what were good at internationally and in premier league is kick the ball into the box from wide and header and our manager is refusing to do it
And our best chances for growing a new talent for front man for that both ended up as no longer world cup material, Crouch and Andy Carrol
>>68269137
I've been watching Poland closely over the qualifiers and their friendlies and I can say that on a good day they are a very explosive side. You bossed us both times, I imagine the games against NI will be similar. Your games against Scotland were a bit rougher. Even if Lewandowski doesn't score he ties down a lot of defenders for Grosicki to make a run or for Milik to pounce.
>>68269189
Don't believe my fellow Belgianbro
Yesterday was David Baguetta.
Ceremony is 20minutes before kickoff
Pay debts
>>68268860
Snooker, darts and cycling have them all beat.
>>68268819
Of course.
>>68268985
Astronautovic
>>68269196
Just like in 1998 and 2000 where france won with white ethnic frenchmen like zidane, henry, desailly, thuram and trezeguet
>>68269063
because there's a romanian beggar outside everyone fucking store and on every fucking train
also I always support France every tournament
what should I get in to eat and drink for the opener?
I need to keep it cheap desu so I can afford to drink and snack my way through the whole tournament
>>68269218
Played some nice stuff against Germany, shoehorning Rooney in is a mistake imo.Although I do have fears the Tottenham lads' legs have been run into the ground after a long season and they're some of the most important players.
>>68269216
Kek
I don't know about you guus, but here the team is put under some heavy pressure:
>Country is hosting the event
>Media talks non-stop about them being the favorites
>Population and politicians expects a lot from them and keeps saying not getting into 1/4 at least would be a disaster
>Captain and key centerback Varane is injured
>Analysts agree our defense is our weak point because Rami, and no Varane
>People are pissed and tired because of strikes, floods and potential terror attacks
>Rugby team is getting shit and last tennis event didn't make frenchies shine that much, less people watch the Tour de France so Football, as the national sport, is seen as our last relevant hope
>Drama within the FFF is still present because of Cantona and Benzema
All in all, the team must use the popular support to boost themselves but i fear, deep inside, that they'll get too nervous and collapse under the expectations.
>>68269258
Don't reply to bait
>>68269285
hope you lads go far desu, tournaments are always better when the host nation is still in
WHAT'S THE FUCKING CODE FOR THE /SP/ FANTASY LEAGUE YOU UTTER CUNTS
>>68269285
this is how it feels to be an England fan
>>68269068
>>68269070
>>68269071
I picked >us to have the top scorer.
Don't really see anyone in the team scoring except Müller.
I hope Gomez doesn't start.
>>68269285
It will just be rigged so you get to the semis at least.
Just like they did with Brazil to keep the people from rioting.
>>68269285
> The hopes of your nation rest of football
At last, we've finally reached our final form.
>>68269285
I think your national team failing would do good for france as a country. Then the problems will get exposed instead of swept under the rug by team's success. You seemingly sweep too much under the rug.
>>68269196
guys like you ruin the comfy atmosphere. there's probably a lot of morons like you gonna hang out and stink up every single thread with your fucking political ideology.
>>68269196
yeah they play really bad for us, see 1998, 2000, 2006.
we need more jamaicain and maybe we could finally compete with the eternal anglo accomplishment
>>68269233
t-thanks my moroccan friend
>>68269285
Why are Koulibaly and Laporte not in the squad?
Also do you reckon Giroud could get top scorer?
THREE
>>68269112
Baguette as always, no longer need to mention it
I am going to cut myself a tartine and smear some rillettes de canard on it right the fuck now by the way.
>>68269285
>Varane injured
don't remind me
>>68269233
>Pay debts
topkek
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_external_debt
>>68269412
why are you retarded?
>>68269430
Please continue your discussion in the allocated thread >>68265498 or the boards specifically made for that topic >>>/int/ or >>>/pol/.
>>68269415
GOAT song desu.
>>68267832
mint cornetto desu
>>68269430
Yeah... it's not like ethnically diverse teams are winning over inbred morons in every sport. go back to sleep, England.
>>68269463
n-no bully
>>68269430
BLACK PEOPLE CAN'T BE FRENCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who /mitraillette/ andalouse here?
>>68269412
Koulibaly choosed to play for his african country
laporte is injured
>>68269285
So you're BR now
>>68269412
senegalese and injured
>>68269475
>>68269491
>The two biggest cu cks in Europe
>>68268985
portugal have easiest group
lewandoski the hardest
>>68269501
ok
so koulibaly isn't french and laporte is injured since 2 or 3 months.
Eh les bouffeurs de fromage, vous regardez le match chez vous ou dans les 'fan zones'? Apparement ils ont interdit les bars et les restos de transmettre le match à cause des attentats? C'est vrais ça?
>>68269510
vrijdag visdag, m-acht
>>68269514
>>68269526
>Senegal
wew lad
Is he dumb?
He would probably start with Varane when Koscielny retires.
>>68269475
stop trying to police the thread, you autistic idiot
>>68268985
Müller, even tho the germs won't make it past thequartr finals
>>68269546
remove croissant
>>68269430
>it has everything to do with politics
it HAD to do everything with politics
It was France's decision to basically intergrate natives while the UK and the Spaniards killed them off (regardless of the English doing that much later)
Where is this? I'm going to germany in the summer and want to impress my friends with this euro 96 trivia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9p0LEmFvuw
>>68269343
>come to sports board on a known white supremacist forum
>complain about racism
This isn't your safe space, cuck
>>68269342
>vote for a politician that promises change
>he lies
>vote for the other one that promises changes
>he lies
Boy oh boy I can't wait for the next elections so I can vote for the next meme candidate promising change.
One ministre is currently trying to amend the work code so we can be more flexible, the results so far had been weeks of strikes across the country.
>>68269534
>cu cks
What's the matter? Too much of a coward to even write the word you wanna write? Oh vey, the world trembles before your might, you politically correct reactionary douchenozzle.
>>68269568
Kek yeah im sure he had all his chances with laporte, zouma and lucas hernandez being already better than him and still younger
>>68269575
Who can stop us?
>>68269430
It's actually an implicit admission to social and racial segregation. The deeper meaning conveyed by the team's ethnic composition is that if you're black in France, your best hope to succeed is to entertain the public with your beastly prowess.
>>68269623
Stop replying to his bait you mong.
>>68269546
tu veux pas aller niquer ta mère en lui parlant des attentats? merci l'ami
>>68269637
The Polacks will finally get their revenge
>>68269638
Isn't nationality in France regarded as being rooted more in citizenship rather than in heritage?
>train and metro guys on strike in Paris
>garbage men on strike in Paris, trash literally piling up in all the streets
>airline employees on strike from tomorrow on in all of France
lol
what a disaster
>>68269637
Franz Beckenbauer is the greatest player of all time
there
i said it
>>68269645
I already told you to stop policing, you autistic fuck
>>68269612
he is mad and smug in the same time
>>68269637
>The German John Stones
ENGLAND HAVE DONE IT
>>68267379
GIN
>>68267379
Probably just water. save the booze for when the REAL matches begin tomorrow
>>68269546
On a mis la télé dans le jardin avec le barbecue à côté, et il me semble que le bar du village passe le match. J'imagine mal la police venir pour interdire quoi que se soit.
>>68269458
wow, a page that hasnt been updated since 2012 is your reply. The greece scandal isnt even on there
how slow are you
>>68269619
>a known white supremacist forum
You're wrong. This is a contrarian forum.
Your newfag ass can move to reddit with all those other stormfags or enjoy they accomodated boards specifically for this kind of bait.
>>68269623
Nice strawman mehmet. How many Turks have you let fuck your mother?
>>68269704
>>68269690
He's a national treasure no matter how much people hate on the senile stuff he says nowadays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-tmO6LQPg0
who /hype/ here for a draw?
>>6826737
Red wine
>>68269741
>that pic
You do realise it's our fault that Germany isn't your glorious "aryan" paradise?
>>68269619
>known white supremacist forum
Fuck off back to Voat.
>He hasn't bet on England to win
>>68269678
On paper, yes. In reality, no. If your name isn't Jean-Pierre LeMong you're going to have a tough time. Especially if you're of another religion that isn't christianity or judaism.
>>68269805
I don't want to lose all my money, so no.
>>68267379
Red wine and i might have some extra rakija
getting a hungarian referee for this game is quite obvious rigging
how is this shit acceptable?
>>68269741
>lads forced to die in a pointless war for the eternal spook of nationalism vs. teenage millionaires
>>68269678
Isn't this the same for pretty much every developed nation on earth? Successful countries attract migrants (and need them since women work instead of shitting out babies) so you get a cultural melting pot where ethnicity isn't the main factor in nationality
>>68269805
>he wants to lose money
>>68269678
That's what the law says, and what people believe to a certain extent. But law is always fiction. Of course reality is way more complex. The gap between the two is what's causing a lot of alienation and social anxiety in the country.
>>68269680
You forgot to mention that 1 in 10 people are secret members of ISIS and are planning shitloads of attacks
>>68269770
I can see a penalty given to France here and there, it's an opening game after all.
At the same time I can't help but feel Romania's reputation as a defensive unit is slightly overrated. They were in the weakest group and recently let in 4 against Ukraine.
