Hawthorn Hawks vs Essendon Bombers at the Melbourne Cricket Ground; 7:50pm Australian Eastern Standard Time
>rags
>>68261346
hi :3
whose bright idea was it to have the bombers on a friday night?
>>68261496
>not counting pre-VFA flags
who /mikenolan/ here?
Who here /north/
>mfw this fucking club is 10-1 and the season is unravelling
I hate supercoach so fucking much
What's for dinner, lads?
>>68261804
beers and ciggies until I can be arsed getting a pizza or something.
>>68261804
its not even 6 yet cunt
Australia takes on England in the first Test at Suncorp Stadium, kicking off at 8pm AEST TOMORROW.
1. Scott Sio - Brumbies (16 Tests)
2. Stephen Moore (c) - Brumbies (102 Tests)
3. Greg Holmes - Reds (24 Tests)
4. Rory Arnold* - Brumbies
5. Rob Simmons - Reds (60 Tests)
6. Scott Fardy - Brumbies (30 Tests)
7. Michael Hooper (vc) - Waratahs (51 Tests)
8. David Pocock - Brumbies (55 Tests)
9. Nick Phipps - Waratahs (39 Tests)
10. Bernard Foley - Waratahs (27 Tests)
11. Rob Horne (vc) - Waratahs (29 Tests)
12. Samu Kerevi* - Reds
13. Tevita Kuridrani - Brumbies (31 Tests)
14. Dane Haylett-Petty* - Western Force
15. Israel Folau - Waratahs (38 Tests)
Replacements
16. Tatafu Polota-Nau - Waratahs (61 Tests)
17. James Slipper - Reds (74 Tests)
18. Sekope Kepu -Waratahs (63 Tests)
19. James Horwill - Harlequins (61 Tests)
20. Dean Mumm - Waratahs (44 Tests)
21. Sean McMahon -Rebels (6 Tests)
22. Nick Frisby* - Reds
23. Christian Leali'ifano - Brumbies (16 Tests)
who getting shit faced drunk here?
>>68261904
t-minus 57 minutes until pay time. Then yes.
lads
who /dabloos/ here?
>>68261699
>tfw undefeated
git gud scrub
nth for the tainted 2006 worst cuck eagles premiership
>>68262014
>tfw winning more games than past 5 years put together
bolton #1
>>68262052
How many trades do you have left Elite?
>>68262014
also
>>68261496
>>68262124
14 (made two trades this week)
decided to go fairly aggressive this year and hope that injuries don't kill me in the last month
>>68261647
yeah nah yeah
>>68262166
>tfw have 15 as of this week
I'm having an ordinary year but I keep pulling out wins somehow. My strategy this year is to maintain trades through everything but long term injury, and pull the trigger on rookies earlier to balance it out.
This forward line is pure cancer though
>>68262205
menadue fucked everyone this year, useless cunt
anyone here do fantasy matchday? with a bit of luck you could pocket a grand, not a hugely played comp either
>>68262320
always seemed like a scam
first goal scorer for tonight lads?
>>68262387
Puopolo
>>68262387
Breust
>>68262387
I got a cheeky tenner on Daniher
If your teamname is read out, you are a SC contender, If it isn't you are a pretender.
Elite
DonTheTrip
GreekSouvlakiHero
MESSI MESSI MESSI
/nrl/ runs /afl/
>>68262440
>he isn't purposefully /undertheradar/
kek
fucking hell these sc autists are inching closer to the team
>>68262066
Sampi got robbed of a free desu, Iggs deserved it.
who /top6/ here?
worst cuck eagles need NOT apply
Interestingly, despite being born into a high caste, Nat Fyfe led the Indian people on a 500km long "salt march" against the British salt tax. His actions eventually led to the British ceding rule after centuries of oppression.
>>68262014
Pure & clean daylight Navy Nina > Nighttime prostitute makeup Navy Nina.
>>68262597
I'd be interested to read your studies, peer reviewed of course should you link them as that is the only way my opinion could possibly be swayed.
>>68262622
yeah nah fyfe's a top bloke
Hawks by 150+ tonight
>>68262636
heard he's a rude cunt
Imagine Essendope actually beat Cuckthorn.
>>68262636
Where is your citation?
>>68262644
nah he's a top bloke, he's like hodgy
>>68262636
He's a cunt m8
Hope the AFL strips the 2006 premiership from the Crooked Eagles. Such a stain on a club. SAD!
>>68262622
>Trolling shitposters on anonymous are absolute truth that require peer reviewed studies to disprove.
>>68262636
>>68262656
Peer reviewed, published studies or you are verily trying to deceive us all.
>>68262676
>being this new
oh boy a a fresh one.
>>68262659
nah he's legit
>>68262703
What academic journal are you using to back up your assertions? I must not have read it my friend
>>68262678
yeah nah m8, nah
>You are now aware Roughhead got cancer from Hawthorn's doping regime.
>>68262720
A story of that caliber would eclipse EssenDOPE so much that it would be an outside chance to bring RC back from the dead
Eternal reminder that Saint Kentucky Fried Chicken is the Saintroach faggot
In a move that, at the time, confounded royal minders, but delighted the adoring public, Nat Fyfe used her new royal title to seek out the less fortunate, doing amazing humanitarian work including the removal of land-mines from old war zones and raising much-needed support for research into HIV.
Watch Dogs 2 looks just as garbage as the first one
>>68262711
life m8, he's a good bloke
>>68262768
yeah nah, nah m8 he's a cunt
>>68262776
oi yeah nah ay, he's alrite
>>68262760
Really? Fuck me, I remember the disappointment of seeing the PS2 level graphics and the massive false advertising from the teaser playthroughs and the real thing. Ubisoft is a cunt company full of shit blokes Tbh
Fuck off the /v/ to talk about your favorite childrens toy, manchild sacks of shit.
Any of yous had your wisdom teeth out?
Mine are getting annoying but I'm broke with no insurance.
>>68262879
Never got them desu, they just kinda lay under the gums.
Who /bonusbet/ here?
Thanks Crown for the free $10.
>>68262879
Tooth extraction cost fuck all. just go get it done in the chair. Wisdom teeth are nothing. Getting molars pulled is more brutal.
>>68262879
Got a HCC? public dental services are surprisingly good and cheap. Give them a call and they'll get onto it. they'll do it quickly if you lay on the sob story "owwie! it hwurts so mwuch! :`("
>>68262871
Yeah let's reminisce about old tripfags from three years ago and whinge about the "good old days" like we do most of the time.
>>68262908
>Got a HCC?
I completely forgot I was meant to apply for one of those, can't even remember what it was for though. Does it come in handy in much?
>>68262879
I only ever grew two don't know if that's got anything to do with why they aren't problematic.
>>68262910
>Yeah let's reminisce [...] and whinge about the "good old days"
That's part of being Australian m8, our glory days are long gone.
>>68262901
Stopped getting them after I turned a profit, shut my account down two weeks ago.
>>68262940
Yeah they'll pass you by, glory days.
>>68262924
It's basically a "I'm poor" card, so you won't have to pay as much. Gets you like 10 discount psych visits and a pile of other shit. Not to mention cheap tickets to local footy.
>>68262943
Got one for doing a survey. Literally only ever bet the occasional free offer on some ridiculous multi.
Don't worry fellow Donsbros
Only 10 weeks left after tonight until it is all over
>>68262940
Seems more American and British Tbh.
American: 1920's '50s and '80s nostalgia. Make America Great Again and all that.
Brits: The glorious empire, sun never sets etc
Whose winning?
>*Excludes VIC, NSW, SA & WA
lel so the cost of a free bet is living in a shit state
funny how Bin Laden got a more respectful and solemn Islamic funeral than Ali's getting.
>>68262974
Just ring them up and they'll credit it to you out of goodwill mate.
>>68262968
Agreed, but you'd be surprised how many normies have nostalgia for the 80s.
>>68262974
Corporate bookmakers are fucking thieves, shit themselves when they take on someone who half a mind and doesn't have an addiction then limits them.
Anything operating out of Northern Territory should be immolated
GET IN THERE JOEY
>>68262436
Noice
Cuckroaches getting BTFO
>>68262436
Well done m8
>>68262436
Fucking nice
>>68262436
well done m8
Merrett is a gun
>>68262436
what was it paying?
why dont they tackle in this "spoort" ?
>>68262436
t. soon to be limited customer
>>68262436
Fuck, I wish I wasn't joking
JOEY
hawks well and truly exposed
Cuckthorn are fucking finished
who /drinking alone/ here
>>68263039
Damn, unlucky mate
>this game
>joe daniher
wew
some elite kicking there
>>68263040
>>68263047
>>68263053
>all these /nrl/ memes
based
list of birds to get exposed this weekend:
>Hawks
>Eagles
>Swans
>Magpies
>this kicking
>in perfect conditions under a roof
>Bruce: I was just thinking about Rioli a moment ago, I often do actually
Kek, at least he has a sense of humour
>>68263053
Yup. Half a bottle down half to go.
FREE KICK HAWTHORN LEL
the cuckold umpiring begins
Fucking hell of course the umps giving the hawks a helping hand
haha! time for umpball!
>>68263114
what flavour cruiser are you on?
>>68263128
Johnnie Walker double black. It tastes like I wont remember failing my exam in three hours.
so fucking touched. This game is a scratch.
THE UMPBALL BEGINS
fucking hell that's bullshit
so much umpball
execute all umproaches
Fucking kek
Fucking horrendous umpiring already.
As if Hawthorn needed the help against Essendon.
DEMETRIOUEGG
yellow maggots
HOLY SHIT
THREE (3) CHEAP FREES IN FRONT OF GOAL
>>68263167
Name on St Cuck
>Rioli pushes Essendon player
>Free
>Essendon player does exactly the same thing
>FREE KICK KEKTHORN
I'm done with this game already
>need help against Essendope
How embarrassing
>>68263138
>unironically being an alcoholic
>>68263190
that was a genuine push in the back.
>get tackled
>fall forward
FREE GIG TO HAWTHORD XDD
https://wwwfacebookcom/goodes.ape
Which one of you fuckers is this?
>>68263245
>le Goodes is a monkey
reminder that this shit meme was created by a fat 13 year old girl for fat 13 year old girls.
>>68263293
Settle down Adam have a beer
>implying i am going to spend my friday night watching essendon get belted while the commentators faun over hawthorn
i'm out
>>68263293
And a grown man got upset over it so much that he couldn't finish his job and started crying
>>68263293
'ERE SLUT!
>can't tell whether im surrounded by chads who have /afl/ opened as a tab on their phone whilst they have sex or if i am surrounded with a bunch of basement dwellers who have /afl/ opened as a tab on their computer whilst they scrimmage on world of warcraft
>>68262720
this is genius
who's this gen-X loser in charge of music tonight?
>>68263293
>>68263341
P W O S
>>68263347
probably brett kirk
>>68263293
t. straffo
>>68263333
I can tell you're the latter faggot
>>68263384
>identifying with either
>>68263431
>816b
PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"NICE"""
SPORT
yOUH HAVE
HER
LMAO
L M A
FUCKING HAHA
>>68263469
that 2nd johnnie double black and diet coke really did a number on you mate.
>>68263469
>leaving your twitter handle in the picture
Daily /rug/minder to watch the Rugby tomorrow
>>68263469
>the game and which is regarded as the pinnacle of his """""""sport's""""""" score can be counted on both hands
KEK
>>68263534
>tfw have R. Ushed in Supercoach
LIFT
This game is shit
Is Daniher going to be the Shane Watson of the AFL where commentators always talk about his potential? Or will he become genuinely elite.
>>68263580
>solid 30-35 each year
>never does anything else
Sounds about right.
>>68263469
>two /fit/ bookmarks
>>68263580
>LE
brb going to maccas
>>68263580
Pretty sure Travis Cloke is the Shane Watson of the AFL
>>68263580
DELET THIS
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
crows/eagles
whom?
Had one of those new maccas Breakfast rolls this morn.
Don't get them, they're shit
>this game
>>68263714
Fuck oath, I've been up since 5:15 and was at uni for 12 hours. I've fallen asleep on the couch twice
>it's a Hawks BTFO a shit team without getting out of 3rd gear episode
wtf
>>68263469
>job board
>twitch
>/asp/
I can smell the grease from here
>>68263733
Why lad? Don't tell me fucking exams, they're almost never consecutively on the same day
>>68263733
isn't it exam time?
>>68263469
>Bigfooty
Can this meme of some dumb faggot/bitch screaming into a mic at every break to "get the crowd going" at all sports events just stop?
>>68263824
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>>68263768
>>68263777
Yeah exam time and two consecutive days. Had a 3rd year yesterday afternoon that was hard as fuck, then a first year bullshit subject today which is a prereq for something in my major
Tought myself the whole thing today
>>68263768
he's a disorganised wreck, who's spent the entire semester hiding from the real world by using "I'm a student" as an excuse for being a failure?
I dunno, your guess is as good as mine.
>>68263607
>FUGG
>2016
>not having Foxtel
KEK
What's it like being a pathetic poorcunt pleb piece of shit?
>>68263854
This is pretty much correct, just missing my casual IT job that's completely unrelated to my degree and my crippling depression
>>68263469
>geelong board
fucking minnows lol
obsession for men
>>68263909
>Tabs are bookmarks
Old timer who had his grandchildren introduce to the internet detected
>>68263845
Why are you doing first year units for your major but also doing a third year unit. What sort of fucked up course progression are you on lad?
>this game has over an hour to go
Gonna have a cheeky perv on Kate Beckinsale on ABC desu senpai
>>68263888
>giving money to the filthy jew rats at jewtel
End your pathetic life
>>68263888
Free AFL live pass free for telstra customer
Do you watch anything else besides football? When I had it I was paying 50 dollars a month to watch 1-2 games not on free to air, not worth it.
>every Hawthorn hater slinking away right now
Why are ABHawk faggots so pathetic?
>>68263949
>not giving your money to the filthy jew rats at jewtel
step it up familia
>tfw you sit down and your balls automatically sort themselves out
Heaven lads
>>68263999
>tfw you sit on your own balls
Only worse feeling is sitting on someone else's balls.
>>68263984
Isn't it for mobile phone Telstra customers only?
Jamar got robbed there at the end
Clear 50m
>>68263938
Doing a biz degree. my actual major that I got enrolled in was phased out/isn't available anymore, and changing my major by swapping two subjects gives me an RG146 with my degree instead of paying to do it after I graduate.
I have to do a bullshit first year accounting subject to be allowed to do the taxation subject. Retarded.
is cyril rioli the biggest downhill skier in the afl?
>>68264036
racist
i remember seeing rioli, franklin and about 3 other hawthorn guys chewing pingaz like they were tic tacs
they didnt give a fuck who saw them
>>68264036
He's the Cyril Rioli of the AFL. You'd have him in any good side but he's not going to turn a side into a finalist.
>>68264034
You must be going to a pretty shit uni to phase out current students. Normally the uni just stops new students entering that major but continues the major pathway for current students so you can finish without getting fucked around. I would've complained about it if I were you.
>>68264103
Did you finger hex at the nightclub while you were there?
goodes didnt die for these racists to be allowed to spurt their racist bullshit
All these red and black witches hats
Holy shit Essendope has just fucking stopped
>>68264120
That's literally what is legally required to happen. This clown failed the first year subject a couple of times and is making up a story to cover for it.
>whoomp there it is
>>68264155
They need a shot in the arm.
>tfw youre happy when hawthorn get a goal because at least it moves the ball into the middle of the ground
/nrl/ here
you all suck cock lol
>>68264120
Oh, I didn't get removed from it, it was phased out for further enrolment. I just changed majors anyway from "financial services" to "finance"
>>68264202
>tfw no neck
>>68264163
I'm a shitter, but Jesus, I'm not that much of a no-hoper
>>68264163
This is somewhat what happened to me, the phasing out of a course. I didn't fail anything I just fucked up picking my units in previous years. Parents tried to say it wasn't my fault and that I should complain to uni but I knew I fucked up
>>68264034
>>68264120
>you must be going to a shit uni
Uni failure lad confirmed for La Trobe student lel
>only beating essendon by 69
hawks are finished
>>68264209
>>68264231
So you wernt actually doing units towards a major that was phased out? Because if you were and they phased it out then you technically got removed from a major.
>>68264237
You fucked up picking units? Like you couldn't follow a guide to your uni's majors and pick accordingly? This is quite possibly the stupidest shit I've ever heard.
can all the uni nu-males fuck off?
>>68264308
Pretty much, and it wasn't just 1 or 2 units, my entire course got fucked.
>>68264312
Whats a nu-male
>>68264344
Jesus christ mate thats a pretty poor effort on your part
>>68264348
Hawthorn are the new Collingwood in terms of being the club every other supporter barracks against them.
>>68264292
I was, but there's very a sizeable intersect between "financial services" and "finance" and I've done all the subjects that are being removed. Technically right now I could still complete the first major, the difference is like 2 specific third year finance units, or 1 third year taxation unit that falls under "accounting" and 1 other third year finance unit
Riveting stuff, I know
>>68264402
Nah, I'd say the same.
People hate Collingwood due to their supporters.
People hate Hawthorn due to their success
>>68264408
your gay blog is about as entertaining as this game
>>68263652
>Jamar
JUST
this thread is shit
this game is shit
this sport is shit
>jabroni
Fuck Dennis is good
Wasted on such a dead sport
>>68264689
dat self-fulfilling OP photo tho.
>that massive bald patch on Hartung
poor fuck's only 21 years old as well
Wait, there are actually people still watching this game?
at least tomorrow nights games will make up for this
>essendone
>>68264769
>hair loss can be attributed to steroid usage
hmmmmmm
>>68264825
exhibit b: jordan lewis
that was a complete waste of time
>>68264829
jordan lewis is such a faggot cunt
he's the kind of cunt who i want to not only have a career-ending injury, but one that affects them for the rest of his life
who /top4/ here?
Tim Watson has been spilling his spaghetti all night, why the fuck is he on television?
>>68264908
nah he's a top bloke, he's like hodgy, just an all round top bloke
whats for late night snack lads
>>68265144
just a bit of tea and a couple biccies m8
>>68265144
hungry jacks 2bh
literal top 2 chicken nuggers imho
Average 2016 attendance per game (all games)
Collingwood - 49,670
Richmond - 44,090
Essendon - 41,811
Adelaide - 39,182
Hawthorn - 38,863
Carlton - 38,073
Geelong - 37,803
West Coast - 35,903
Sydney - 34,128
Western Bulldogs - 32,973
Port Adelaide - 32,161
Melbourne - 32,081
St Kilda - 31,526
Fremantle - 28,885
North Melbourne - 26,620
Brisbane - 24,962
GWS - 21,720
Gold Coast - 17,529
If your team isnt in the top 5, it should fold.
>>68265144
Just a cuppa tea lad
>>68265210
>top of the ladder
>4th least in attendance
north should just fold
>>68265284
do north melbourne even have supporters?
>>68265144
nothing, ate a whole pepperoni pizza for dinner though lad
>>68265313
43,000 members. 26,000 is fucking embarrassing, went undefeated for 9 games and can't even break 30,000avg. Joke of a club
sweet dreams lads
kek
who is the 12 year old looking cunt for essendon?
>>68265415
you're definitely talking about darcy parish
>>68265432
christ
>>68265432
he looks like the kind of kid RC feeds nuggets to
>>68265432
> tfw you literally look exactly like him but aren't even an afl footballer to compensate.
Who else /nohope/ here?
>>68265570
just you faggot
Go cats!
mornin
