Enjoy Joe Cuck my American friend :^)

"And he throws the ball"
"Oh what a pass, that's 8 yards at least, now just a few words from our sponsors"

Probably sounds boring as they have to talk for 45 minutes straight and remaining loud that entire time would probably be annoying, though I do enjoy the Spanish GOLA GOLA GOLA GOL GOL GOL GOLAAAAAASIO GOLASIOOOO GOLA GOLA GOLLLLLL

>>68253463
>Why are british commentators so terrible?
They're british

>>68254585
spanish GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL is goat

>>68253463
That's one of the best examples of commentary of all time

Clive Tyldesley is based, the fuck are you on about nigger lmao

>>68253463
What are you talking about, son?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h80pi0zY4f8

It's called class, bruv. Get got loads, int we.

>>68255395
Oi m8, u a'vin a fookin giggle? I'll squash ya wit my bare hands cunt.

>>68255727
Did ye, aye?

7-1 with brazilian commentaries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DADtaK2HjL0

>>68255851
Aye on me mums cabbage I swesrya m8

>>68253463
>Agueroooooooooo

John Motson once said the reason he doesn't scream GOOOOALAGOOOALAGOOOOOAL like the commentators around the world is because he doesn't want to sound like a complete melt. He's spot on too. It sounds ridiculous. British commentators have got it perfectly right since the beginning and everyone else has yet to catch up.

>>68256716
Agreed. Commenting is the one thing Brits do better than anyone else. I feel like muting my TV during American sports. Americans commentating soccer is the worst tool