Get in here for solo dingers
>cucked by a guy who is supposed to be suspended
Stroman literally started collapsing after the second pitch
gg Oreos
Didn't this Manlet graduate from somewhere
>losing your challenge in the first inning
he was fucking safe, they just pussied out
>>68249848
THE Duke University
>lead off double
>unironically expecting a run to be batted in
so this seems like a great situation
ha ha oh my god he is going to get rocked
>wilson
>there's people who doubt saunders
>>68250090
he'll be back in buffalo the instant jewpiro gets us a better LF
EE with the thousand yard stare..
BREAKING BALL! BREAKING BALL! WHY NO FASTBALL TO MEE
>sp pulled in first inning
well i can't wait for gallardo to come back. Thats not a depressing thought at all
>>68249950
Apologize
threads a little dead where is everybody
>>68250351
watching the draft
>"they're very strong muscular guys"
>>68250365
>watching the draft
based dtrav
Welcome friends, settle in, it's great to have you with us tonight. The roof is open and it's just a plain beautiful night for baseball.
>>68250519
why is colin mochrie talking about baseball
>>68250519
t-thanks, Jerry
On a scale of 1 to 10 how fucked is Wilson right now?
Two disgusting teams continually showing their disgusting behavior as Memechado did the other night.
Unbelievable. These two teams don't even DESERVE to be in the same division as us.
Don't even bother replying to me, you aren't worth my time.
>>68250595
>frog poster
>>68250595
>>68250595
*le tip*
>tune in
>4-1 second inning
over
*click*
>>68250732
>forgetting the bullpen
>forgetting stroman will collapse
Why is a chinaman playing baseball?
>>68250812
keep your white opinion to yourself. i bet you didnt even celebrate the iftar this ramadan. jt will be disappointed
>tfw not the ace yet
for one second i actually thought the jays had a chance today
How will they waste this
>pat venditte already up
its OVER
>>68250595
Where do you get all these pepe's?
>when your team gets cucked by a team of literal cucks
>>68250977
based gibby trying to shake stroman out of it
Josh Donaldson is a faggot
>>68251013
>>68251013
and you are going to be deported soon
>>68250978
>Where do you get all these pepe's?
So this is the small ball meme
Stroman is just not ready.
>manlet
>ace
fucking bat flipping baltimore shits
>>68251095
nice hair though
>flipping your bat past first base
Jesus i didn't know Canadians were this obnoxious, guess I bought into the meme that u guys were super polite
>>68251236
neck yourself
>>68251236
delete your account
>>68251236
They're literally worse than Australians
I haven't been paying much attention to American politics but you know the country is in trouble when people have to choose between Hillary Clinton and Donald trump
JESUS DAVIS that was amazing
BTFO BY DAVIS
Is Niggermore the worst city in the US?
Detoilet must be the only one in the same dumpster fire tier
>>68251383
Shits rigged
>>68251466
Never heard of Niggermore, where is it located?
>>68251553
at your moms house cuh
how many runs does stroshit give up this inning
also how many games are we going to let him give up like 7 runs in 6 innings before we send him down to figure is shit out, hes literally the worst pitcher on this team right now
>>68251466
why would u think anyone here would care if u shit talk bmore, all their fans are outside the city like all dc and bmore teams
stroman is the next rickey romero
there i said it
>>68251553
Must have autocorrected
>>68251608
>DC bandwagoners cheering for an out of state team
>>68251814
>A fucking leaf cheering for an American sport
>>68251673
doc had a 10.64 era his 3rd season
>>68251814
what? theres a ton of ppl living in maryland and virginia in the suburbs
DOLAN GOAT
based as fuck
>>68251947
they should honestly send him down to AAA and maybe he'll fix his shit like doc
Is that a little leaguer pitching for Toronto or one of the player's sons?
>>68252352
#HDMH
>>68252383
stromans cocky attitude is more tolerable when hes not being complete fucking shit
im glad we scored 5 runs and will lose at least stroman will take all the blame as he should
stroshit sweating like an 8 year old at a filipino sweatshop
>stroshit
Dinger confirmed
>only 5 runs on 6 hits in 5 innings
well its progress at least
At least we have a shot with Estrada tomorrow
wew
yey
wew
jays lose this btw
why are baseball players such wimpy cunts
>Toronto Blue Jays select [Biggest RHP left on the board], from [4 year university]
This is becoming a trend
>>68253794
Stroman is showing how poorly you turn out as a manlet who had to go back and graduate after playing in the majors.
This strategy is much better. I want every starter to be Jon Rauch.
>>68253794
>not hopping on the Zeuch zamboni
kids gonna be a star, at least 3 Cy's for the big Z
>>68253794
wasted a pick, he'll spend 3 or 4 years in the minors working on his shit and end up a mediocre reliever
>not picking a highschool bat if all the good arms are taken
>drafting college players
>loup
>it's a bullpen episode
welp
good outing loop
LOUP THERE IT IS
loup there it iz
ain't the beer cold
>It's an orioles hit homers for the win episode
I love this one
Why did they even put Loup in the first place?
>>68254547
lefty/lefty
>>68254547
who the fuck else is there?
theres osuna then biagini then literal dogshit
>>68254547
Gibby wanted to give him a chance
gidp incoming
>base runner
>no further runs will be scored this inning
ayyyyyyyy
>doubting saunders
>runner in scoring position with no outs
OH BOY I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN
I WONDER OUT OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES WHAT WILL HAPPEN, LETS WATCH, OF COURSE NOT SCORING A RUN AND 3 STRAIGHT OUTS IS SURELY NOT POSSIBLY RIGHT?
"Thank you"
>Bundy
I guess Buck's giving up on this one, despite it being tied. He needed work, though.
Fuck.
>>68254823
>martin
here we go~
>>68254823
strikeout then double play
Any O's Bros know what to make of the first draft pick?
Threadly reminder that Canadians are the worst posters on 4chan. All leaves should be banned and 4chan will be great again.
CLUTCH
L
U
T
C
H
>>68254917
J U S T
fuggggggggg
Wew
Closer than it should've been
>>68255055
t. jabal tyreekus hernandez
>jasy
>>68254823
sucks to suck senpai
>>68254823
WOW
HOW COULD ANYONE HAVE PREDICTED THIS EXTREMELY RARE OCCURRENCE HAHA YOU WOULD THINK THE BLUE JAYS DO THIS MULTIPLE TIMES
LITERALLY
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
GAME
>no american fags all thread
>suddenly show up when they have a chance of winning
>Grilli
Am I misremembering or didn't this guy flunk out of the Pie Rats pen?
>>68255055
Gook moot needs to fix this
It's only April guys
BASED GIRLY
Grilli has a raging boner
>>68255165
>>68255165
We knew we were going to win this, your team is a joke lol
>blow gays are bottom of the AL in batting average and hitting with RISP
E A R L Y
A
R
L
Y
>>68255165
We waited for your shit heap of a bullpen to go out before shitposting.
>The Wave
REALLY need that wall
>>68255302
Same
Oh hey, a unicorn.
>>68255305
>implying I don't already know this
don't you have some floors to be mopping at golden corral or something jose?
>>68255350
i saw them do it in yankee stadium, but maybe that wall isnt a hard decision either
>doing the wave
I figured out why they call themselves "Blow Gays"
>>68255447
It's pronounced Blooj Ayyylmaos
>hurr durr why did the blow gays trade for grilli
>hes the 3rd best reliever on the team
its amazing how people still fail to actually comprehend how shit this bullpen actually is
>>68255013
Stanley will definitely start at LT and make at least 3 pro bowls with the Ravens
my heart
So faggots of this thread, can you tell me why your milk comes in bags?
>>68255510
the bullpen isn't shit, the bullpen is mediocre
giving up a few runs is standard. the offence is shit for not giving them support
tl;dr when the bullpen gives up one run it's not their fault
Why is the Orioles logo a bird in black face?
whenever i get sad i just watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imRhlUpE36Y
>>68255586
>the bullpen is mediocre
it really REALLY isnt, they let over 50% of inherited runners score so the runs are charged to starters rather than the relievers
>giving up a few runs in a game is standard for a bullpen
it really REALLY isnt
>>68255585
So our nieces can make us kawaii milk bag jugs for it birthdays
GRILLED
>>68255621
Whenever I get sad I just watch this
BASED GRILLD CHEESE
>>68255683
>Doesn't knock him down
>>68255621
>pronouncing Toronto tore-on-toe
>fucking americans
>>68255759
Torono
>>68255683
would literally have killed odour if belre didn't interfere
>>68255683
>texicans used to fight mexicans
>now they have to do fighting for them
>americans
>>68255683
>A Venezuelan punches a Dominican.
>USAUSAUSA
>>68255637
http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/team/_/stat/pitching/split/128
Bundy is an unfortunate name
side shot of gibbys face and he kind of looks like ray liotta
>>68255803
Looks like he had time to do that before he got BTFO
>bautista injured
is this guy the biggest literal pussy in the history of competitive sports?
>>68255895
>Bundy huh, what's your first name? Al?
>tips le fedora
>>68255683
>mfw 2017 home opener hosting the >rags
it'll be an assraping that they will never recover from and have to fold the shitty team before the end of the season, prove me wrong protip you cant
>>68255895
So is Blow Gays
>>68255899
Yeah you'd take that shot and stay standing. Or do you remain permanently sitting down in your mobility scooter?
>>68255935
figure skaters are tougher than baseball players
>>68255950
Ted?
>Osuna
>wasting brosuna in a game you've clearly lost
that's it for me
maybe next year jaybros
Do they have skinwalkers in Canada lads?
Based fuckin' Kim. I hope we keep this guy forever.
>>68256077
Yeah they took over osuna
>>68255999
my bad, forgot what site i am on
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PITCHING TO DAVIS
What a weak fucking throw
>>68256114
That's not how skinwalkers work you idort
>>68256140
Why can every other team cash in RISP
At least the o's aren't going to prolonged our suffering
>>68255981
He's lucky Belte was holding his ass up. Not even the roids will keep someone standing immediately after taking a shot like that
>>68256192
don't they jump into you body and take your skin
Due up
>Carrera
>Donaldson
>Edwin
If literally zero of these guys can score here we don't deserve to be a competitive team in the major leagues
>>68256237
95% of men in the world go down on that shot so I don't get the mockery.
Canada can you please fucking just beat these dumbass memelords already.
>>68256287
>Scoring against Britton
Thats not the way this works
>>68256287
>carrera
fucking bautista
Remember that time Bautista tried to throw out Jones at first last year and tore his shoulder up?
>>68256216
We're 7th lowest RISP in the league......
>>68256320
>Rooting for fucking leaves
kill yourself my man
>>68256320
(You)
>>68256370
You aren't even ALLOWED to respond to me.
>>68256309
I wasn't mocking him for taking the shot; I was mocking your assumption that he was going to rock Odor after taking that shot if Beltre wasn't holding him back.
LET'S
GET
THIS
MONEY
>>68256320
Butthurt sawx fan detected.
>>68256416
Yeah that wasn't me.
HAHAHAHAH
Donaldson you dumb fucking nig
>Dolan in charge of running to first
LOL
""""MVP""""
Lol, Donaldson is such a dumbass
Good hustle
FUCK THE BLUE JAYS
FUCK GIBBONS
FUCK SHAPIRO
FUCK THIS SHIT OFFENSE
FUCK THIS SHIT PITCHING
I GIVE UP ON THIS SEASON
>>68256495
>>68256495
See ya tomorrow.
this team is fucking garbage kek
Fucking useless canadians i swear to god
Good game, good thread Boys :)
>Gary Thorne calling a game against the Blue Jays
"Erncanacion." Kek.
FLASH
IT'S OVER
Comeback complete
Go O's
Damn I love the o's bullpen gg Canadians can't into baseball
>>68256484
>Old Bay into the filter he goes.
Whatever happened to the love between us?
see you tomorrow
guys i fucking love HYUN SOO
Who can stop this team lads?
>>68256495
it's not just that they lose, they either get BTFO or collapse in the 9th
i don't mind losing, i mind this shit
i'm with you, fuck them all
>>68256563
Bautista
>THE Duke manlet pitching
>blowpen
>EE and JB
it was over before it started
>>68256575
Damn, I forgot all about that video. I used to watch it all the time.
Also, good game Toronto.
>>68256582
Seriously.
How does a guy stink it up for all of spring training, warm the bench for like a month, and then do this?
We were all dead wrong about him. "Hitting machine" indeed.
>>68256623
>scoring on horrible jays bullpen
>"hitting machine"
>>68256677
The guy when 0-24 to start the season and has a .38X batting average now
>>68256677
He's been killing it all year
>>68256677
bruh he's hitting like .370
and osuna is really good
>>68256728
>The guy when 0-24 to start the season
only in spring training
he sped up really fast in the regular season
>>68256677
Kim has been absolutely savage at the plate lately
Wtf not even paying attention to your so division rivals?
Wew. Gg jays
