angels v yankees. get the fuck in here
so am I watching this game by myself? lol okay gg
>>68249736
I'm here fampai
>>68249736
I'm here. I guess everyone else is watching soccer like faggots.
>>68249751
good shit. this is my first time making a game thread
we sweep nao
>>68249736
go yanks!
I like the Yankees desu
Good afternoon, 4chan pals! I'm in time to watch the game!
He was safe!
T H I C K
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-iKZF0gn3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCRFuMF4NTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSJWIo4iowk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgdTlFe3pt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDyjJXuJgr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aLfhlQb4Oo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-lEAcprtY4
CASTRO WHY
The fuck? This is why Beltran should be a DH. Any other outfielder in the roster gets there to catch that. Beltran can only jog there.
didi is elite
McCann can?
T H I C K
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>>68250247
>that shiteating grin on kay.. because you JUST know
almost forgot about the game cause of the draft
>Hey anon, why are you watching the draft instead of the Yankees?
>>68250265
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
michael kay is known to be THE most hung guy in broadcasting, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed meredith's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with kay barely able to force it past the knob, and meredith moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on kays throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>68250318
>wouldn't you rather watch the yankee game with me in the hot tub? just us two alone?
>>68250318
>>68250287
>mlb draft
>meaning anything
Unless you have sure fire mlber like Harper most first round draft picks never pan out. It's always the guy selected in the 8th round that turns into a HOF
>>68250354
kek
>RISP
>>68250401
>There wasn't a number 1 overall pick in the Hall of Fame before this year
>>68250401
harper was a bust
>>68250412
>botox lips
WHY DO WOMEN DO THIS TO THEMSELVES REEEEE
Would be nice to see the sweep
kek look at these twice pathetic teams going at it
BOOORRRIIINNNGG
>>68250354
You don't talk to many girls, do you anon?
god damned 4:00 games
>>68250493
>It's a Rangers fans think that their franchise is relevant episode
kek, I feel bad for the less fortunate
>>68250501
At least you get to watch the game. 7:00 games on the west coast mean I only get to watch innings before bed
>>68250493
ONE
>>68250477
Collagen, not botox.
HE'S OUT
that boy out
>>68250540
STRIKE
i dont want ass cancer. please leave i'm only 29
>>68250563
Whatever. It looks ugly. I see young women getting it when it's the mark of over the hill porn stars doing
That MLB.tv guy is pretty cute
He is out!
>>68250531
yeah I feel you
I was in columbus last year for business and it was torture wait till 10 for a game to start
being a least coaster must be suffering
>>68250412
>>68250458
>it's another the men of the thread post pictures of half naked women thread
Seriously?
What are the referees listening in the Challenge?
umps helping their east coast friends
>>68250632
>its a pretend to be a girl episode
nigga this happens EVERY thread, baeposting is real
>>68250644
Led Zeppelin
>>68250632
>the men
>one tripfag
Femanon, pay attention.
>>68250669
>hurr girls can't watch baseball
>>68250679
Others are doing it and you're all encouraging him
>that blonde behind home plate
thank god he got him out. this guy is depressing me
>>68250632
>>68250696
>girls on the internet
>/sp/ of all places
Tits or I'm calling LONDON
>>68250632
so post some half-naked men if you want, faggot
Phew! The man talking about prostate cancer... It is a touch situation... :( How to avoid prostate cancer?
>>68250696
>I am bothered by the fact that there are more attractive people in this world than me
Grow up
>>68250749
stay a virgin, sex is the #1 cause of prostate cancer
>>68250644
Peruvian pan flute music
>>68250696
Why does it bother you? So what if you don't look like them. If you want to have their bodies, just work out. We just do it for meme purposes anyways.
>>68250752
Fine, let's see how uncomfortable you get then
>>68250749
My father died from prostate cancer in February you just need to get checked about every year or so.
>>68250749
Frequent masturbation.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/04/masturbating-more-can-dramatically-improve-your-health-5858584/
>>68250784
OH NO! I CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!!11!!!1!!
>>68250752
>tfw Jessie Davies looks fucking horrible without makeup
Killed my British waifu fetish
>>68250784
Literally nothing wrong with your image. Why would anyone be uncomfortable? I think maybe a closet gay might become uncomfortable but that's it.
>>68250784
Look at this guy, I'm inspired as fuck.
brb getting gym subscription
>dfw we're all gonna make it
>>68250810
>>68250784
HOLY SHIT STOP POSTING THIS YOU SEXIST
#bodyacceptance #thinprivelege
>This pretend girl is getting all these (You)s from pretending to be insecure
Move over DG, you're about to be dethroned.
>>68250871
>>68250840
>>68250841
#nervousmen
are we the most trump friendly baseball fans? I don't go to any other game threads
>>68250922
I don't think anyone could dethrone DG
Let's go Halos
>>68250935
Seems like it, I saw a bernie fan club at the game last night though
>>68250962
His b8 has been shit lately. His self calculated WAR made me laugh though
>>68250989
>self calculated WAR
Fuck I missed that.
>>68250841
Guy sees picture of physically fit guy, he gets motivated to better himself.
Girl sees picture of physically fit girl, she bitches about "unrealistic body portrayals" while she finishes her 2nd pack of oreos.
That slide reminds me of the time in high school when a guy had slid into second and fell on top of him. I felt his rather warm crotch on my leg and we both looked in each others eyes. Honestly, it was pretty hot. I'm not gay but I would have fucked right then and there.
>>68251028
top kek I bet she's downing a pint of ice cream as I type this
Yankees needs Mike Trout.
>>68251121
>trout and harper in the same outfield
>>68251120
man what happened to mckayla?
>>68251020
He posted the top contenders for the Cy Young based off their WAR at this point in the season, and Kershaw was at like 5.3 or something.
>>68251201
She became a slut
>muh bruce springsteen
>muh billy joel
things I hate hearing about when I watch my ny sports. dadrock is trash
>>68251228
>became
>>68251286
You know what I mean. After gymnastics, all she's known for is being a slut now.
>>68251342
She doesn't compete in gymnastics anymore?
>>68251258
Add Bon Jovi and you have the holy trinity of NY/NJ dadrock.
>>68251258
springsteen is actually good though
>>68251390
I don't think anyone has ever made the Women's Olympic Gymnastics team more than once. Their peak is so early for them.
>>68251390
I don't know if she does but she's not at Olympic level anymore.
>>68251390
had some injuries i think
>>68251471
>>68251480
I could've sworn I saw her around 59th this morning
>>68251569
I've seen a lot of celebrities around 49th to 59th street. Wouldn't be surprising.
>Red Sox got Jason Groome
Fuck I thought he would fall to us
>>68251569
>>68251635
I ran into Tina Fey around there when I was in Middle School one summer. I wasn't really old enough to care at the time though
>>68251635
Yeah I used to live in the area and I would see tons, moved uptown and I have a hard time finding somebody that speaks English now
PARMELEE YOU HIT SO GOOD
CHICKEN PARM
How do you guys like your RISP?
GOAT
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If that was Teix, he would've pulled it into the shift
>>68251953
>(Me)
beltran gets a double
Reporting in. Can we please win one.
>Beltran
Guess not
>>68252235
She looks like Miranda Cosgrove but with a nice body
BELTRAN
SWEEP
>>68250925
>>68250845
>>68250784
>the post men revolution lasted all of 3 posts
Woohoo! Go Yankees!
we WORLD SERIES NOW
>Angles
thank you so much for this series
>>68252305
She's literally crying on her pillow right now while scoffing down twinkies
>>68252420
>she
Is Yankees going to sweep Yankees? :D
>>68252440
It's most likely a gay dude but it's not completely impossible for that anon to be a woman. We've scared them off before on /sp/.
>>68252440
I always wondered if any chicks came to these threads and I guess we know now
didi is elite
BASED DIDI
>>68252550
>>68252545
nah not even gay, just a random shitposter
If some fucking Royal gets into the ASG instead of Beltran I'm gonna REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68252305
>women
>capable of making a difference
>>68252381
Thank you Yanks for making the threads bearable
>>68252604
If anyone in the Yankees roster is an all star, it's Beltran.
2 picks to go niggers, what do you want? I think they go pitching again.
>>68252604
should be Trout, Betts and Beltran desu
Where is Teixeira?
>>68252648
I'd throw Miller in there too
>>68252591
sauce
>>68252680
He dislocated his jaw from sucking fat cock. He's out indefinitely.
theres a third part to this img but i cant post it here :^)
>>68252680
rip
>>68252718
You need to watch more porn. Dillion Harper.
>>68252679
I think they go for a contact hitter
>>68252680
Remember when he said he would rather shove a baseball bat up his ass than hit to the opposite field. Girardi made him do it.
>>68252718
not sure if bait but im feeling nice
dillon harper
>>68252760
boooring
but yeah, infielder, i could see it
>>68252750
Sounds a lil bit like a squeak toy but still one of my faves.
Is Ivan Nova, dare I say, an ace?
MLB Network tries so hard to make people give a shit about the draft.
>>68252820
don't you dare. He'll end up giving up 5 next inning now, and he's at best a 3 pitcher
>>68252900
Right now, It's Tanaka, CC, Nova, Eovaldi, and Pineda imo. Eovaldi would be the #2 if he was more consistent. I don't get how he gets hit the way he does at times.
WERE ON BOYS
>>68252868
yeah following the careers of 17-18 year old high school kids is a whole new layer of autism
>>68253005
Yeah I agree with that rotation. You're right Eovaldi just throws some shitty pitches sometimes
Aw fuck this is Slade Heathcott part 2
>>68253005
Eovaldi is like a legit 5 inning pitcher, dude has no stamina
>>68253157
It's not that he doesn't have stamina, it's that he uses to many pitches per inning.
>Canoga park
we zappa now!
>>68253150
;_;
>>68253157
that's cause his innings are so long, and the extreme velocity might tire him out more who knows
I'm going to see the Scranton Yankees play tomorrow night in Columbus. Anything I should keep an eye out for?
>>68253261
Foul balls.
>>68253261
foul balls
>>68253261
Judge. He's a big guy.
>>68253205
You ready for a Geno season?
>>68253296
>>68253314
I'll be sitting behind the screen. Shouldn't be a problem.
I'm shocked that Girardi isn't using no run DMC
>>68253316
When I saw him last season, he couldn't hit a breaking ball. Ben Gamel literally hit one out of the park.
>Mfw the Yankees just drafted the next Mike Trout
>>68253426
Still basically the same. He strikes out way too much.
MARTE PARTE
>>68253343
at this point I might be
fitz was never going to be a long term fix and he really is only an average qb
geno at least has some upside and isn't going to cripple the team further with the contract.
I don't think the jets are making the playoffs either way though tbqh
>>68252900
almost became true lol
Time to change Nova!
>>68253496
Every time I read your posts, I read them in Diego's voice.
haha time for bullpen
whens our next pick?
Did we really need another outfielder? After all, we will have Trout and Harper before the decade ends.
>>68253545
Who is Diego?
>>68253612
son of a fucking bitch
Top lel
Nice defense you got there
>Finally have a good 1st basemen
>Gets hurt
pls don't die parmesan
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY DO ALL OUR FIRST BASEMEN DIE
Arrg! Perma injured... :s
CALL UP GREG BIR... fuckk
lmao the Cuckees are so bad
>>68253839
Here's your (You)
How's David Overpriced working out for you?
>Jett Bandy
Cool name
where 1st basemen go to die
Do you think Parme injury is serious? I don't think so... Perhaps in 2 or 3 week he will be fine.
>>68253882
He went 8 IP and allowed 3 H, 2 R that's pretty fucking good.
Shame Farrell is such a fucking retarded dumbass.
>>68253882
lest we forget about this waste of salary flop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGxRi7AD-A
Can somebody explain me the balk rule? I don't understand it... :s
wow this pitcher is really good that last one almost made it past the grass before it hit the ground
>>68253969
>Against the T___s
>>68254046
As much as I hate Cashman for his deals, at least he didn't sign this fat ass
>>68254046
>implying us wasting money matters
We're in the same boat as you fucks, spending money needlessly aint really a problem.
Thank god for Shaw (whos slumping at the moment but whatever) saved us from that blight.
>>68254082
It was first Instituted at the University of North Carolina. You should look it up.
>>68254082
lmao arod did his autistic slide again, resembling the one from I think last year. he's such a fag
>>68254186
You dumb nig he went 8IP against the Jints yesterday
A G O D
SLIP AND S L I D E
A-God
>>68254268
>le even year meme
A-GOD
CLUTCH
i love when boston friends post itt, yankees always seem to hit better
>>68254349
krabs SHUT UP yo
And its because wherever the Red Sox presence is felt, teams start destroying pitchers.
It's an eternal curse granted by the 5 Aces meme
>>68254349
All Boston fans, and, for that matter, all people from Boston are assholes.Seriously, a bunch of alcoholic, insecure, inferiority-complex, crypto-racist, self-styled "blue collar", self-regarding "underdog" morons.What they lack in brains, creativity or numbers they more than make up for in volume and insanely blind allegiance to the most overrated small market in sports.If New York or, to a lesser extent, Los Angeles were wiped off the face of the map, what would Boston fans do? They would have no earthly reason to go on, as they thrive on the antipathy they feel toward their perceived betters. If Boston suddenly disappeared, NYC and LA would still have plenty to work on. The "rivalries" that Boston fans have fostered have always had a passion gap, because they've always meant more to the Bostonians then they did to anybody else. Sort of like a drunk short guy in a bar picking fights with anybody over 6'2".And furthermore, Boston is actually kind of a shitty town after you've seen all the historical relics/ruins from way back when it was a relevant city. For my money, it's a poor man's Philadelphia, and it's tough to stomach either of those places after you've spent any real time in New York.Not to malign New England. Beautiful part of the country. But Boston, specifically, blows.
I'm going to throw a party when that fraud finally retires. The 2009 ALCS will always have a gigantic asterisk next to it.
Yes I mad
>>68254580
>calls arod a fraud
>can't stop sucking ortiz's dick
God this game is fucking depressing. And I've only been watching for like 5 minutes.
Reminds me of 2014.
>>68254606
I think that's an angels fan
MILLER
>>68254606
>Implying I support those scum either
What time is it lads?
Give Miller back to us you fucking faggots you stole him.
>>68254710
What are you an angels fan? No team is clean.
Deal with it queer
>>68254204
> We're in the same boat as you fucks
**we** have a lot of expiring contracts over the next 2 year newfriend. and whoever we bring up or sign in the future confirmed redcucks BTFO for another 100 years. fucking bum!!
>>68254712
MILLER TIME
Also, why are you guys bringing in Miller with a 3 run lead?
Don't you have a shitty reliever to put in for mop up innings like this?
MILLER TIME
>>68254732
>Trading him to the eternal fourth placers for Eduardo fucking Rodriguez
I don't feel bad for you in the slightest
Does that fatass CC still drink alcohol when he pitches?
>>68254732
we saved him
>>68254828
>implying ERod isn't going to be GOAT when he finally gets back to 100% after the injury
He shutdown the O's for 7 IP in his first start. The last outing was worrisome, but he's obviously still got the ability.
>>68254840
>this is your brain on boston
worse than bathsalts
>>68254838
if he does, then god bless it -- he's fucking nasty now
>>68254838
probably got it from the redcucks locker room
W E W
B T F O
>>68254894
He looks like a healthier, more intellgent person.
With the Cuckees he looks like an even more meth'd out Methholz.
>>68254928
Um, so he fucking stole from another team's clubhouse?
What a fucking thug piece of shit. And an alcoholic to boot. Typical cuckees faggot.
>>68254737
A-Roid is the worst offender other than Bonds. The worst the Angels ever had is no names like Brad Fullmer
>>68254931
>Hippy hair
>Looks intelligent
wew lad, how's your Sociology degree going?
>>68255002
And Albert Poopholes.
>>68254973
he doesnt steal like white trash from boston, hes rich
R I P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jq3GB8tm_E
>take 2 of 3 from the pirates
>get swept in 4 to the bankees
anglels babsel
>>68255010
At least I can get a college degree, unlike you uneducated cuckees retards.
>>68255002
so PEDS only matter when the player is talented?
>>68255082
shut UP krabs
>>68255068
I'm sure all of your co-workers at the local coffee shop are just as impressed as I am.
>>68255002
wheres ortiz on that list?
>>68253483
Yeah I agree, Fitz wants way too much for what he's worth
Do you like McDonald's food?
>>68255124
You know, at least working a c-shop with my contemporaries sharing in the same education as I means I'm fucking cultured.
Meanwhile, your bottomfeeding retard team literally breeds uneducated idiots making dumb decisions.
>Cashman is STILL your GM
lol
>>68255012
I wish, STL was pumping him full of something. No doubt in my mind.
>>68255082
It's worse in extreme cases
>>68255136
Somewhere after Manny but before Palmeiro
>>68255167
they have plenty in north carolina
>>68255167
when i was kid i loved their fries
haven't eaten there in like a decade though other than when that shamrock shake meme was going on
>>68255218
>AFTER MANNY
Dude my bro Manny got busted like 5 times. He was way worse than the average roider.
>implying you have proof Ortiz roided
LOL
>>68255167
It's considered a delicacy in Jew York
>>68255257
>It's considered a delicacy in Jew York
No it's not. You're retarded.
>>68255297
umm lmao yes it is i know from a friend
>>68255212
>working with a bunch of liberal arts grads at a coffee shop makes you cultured
kek, you Boston fans are a funny lot
>>68255068
what school?
>>68255257
Yeah, I'm saying Manny was a bigger offender
>>68255257
New York City has the best restaurants in the world
>>68255167
How do you watch the Yankees
>>68255326
More cultured then your dumbfuck self.
>>68255330
I don't want to be stalked, don't ask me personal questions.
>>68255358
>he ACTUALLY believes this
>>68255320
You're lying and you have a mental condition.
Remember when Huston Street was the next Mariano Rivera?
>>68255391
um excuse me explain to me how i lied?
because you disagree?
go ahead and do the research yourself dumbass
>>68255359
Internet streaming
srsly though the orioles/blue jays are tied at 5 in the 8th, wouldn't that game be funner to troll than a ded thread like this
>>68255450
>implying either of those "fan"bases have "fans" other than that memelord MMR and some canadians that know fuckall about baseball
>>68255450
I feel dirty going to other game threads.
>>68255414
I remember thinking that when Kerry Wood pitched the Yankees. How far they have fallen
>>68255419
I live here. It's not a delicacy. It's something one eats once a few months at 2 AM while drunk. Your brain is malfunctioning my friend.
isnt this team supposed to be offensively inept?
i havent kept up with angels pitching this year, is it this bad?
>>68255555
Checked famalam
Quints confirm it IS a delicacy by virtue of contrapositive realities.
>>68255562
Who the Angels or Yankees? Yankees have been terrible but turned it around in the past couple of days
>>68255615
Yankees offensively, Angels pitching-wise
>>68255562
our ace is Hector Santiago
it's that bad
>Houston Street
>not injured
literally how
Anyone want to buy one of these for the very reasonable price of $39.95?
