What's the best sport to play if you have no friends?
Whack the one eyed willy
>>68247420
e-sports amigo
get a tennis racket and wack the ball at one of those walls they have in every park
that way you look like you are dedicated to a sport but it looks like you are developing your individual skill, eventually a maria sharapova will walk by and want to hit with you, and you can "let her win", fuck her, and have a gf
hacky sack
Beer league softball.
Online chess
Cycling
Depression
We need a Masturbation League and World Cup.
Powerlifting
>>68247494
like this
Basketball is the GOAT sport to play by yourself desu.
>>68247494
Bikini World Cup WHEN JESUS
>>68247488
>Cycling
That's true. Driving for hours on lonely roads. Loved it. Also noticed that quite a few cyclists are weirdos, that might have something to do with it.
>>68247495
this desu
running and cycling as well.
Basketball.
Go the hoop alone and enjoy maybe some people will show up and ask you to play with them
Posting on /sp/.
Soccer
Javelin
You actually have to go EEEUUUUYAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH to better your throw with the proper air flow through the chest
This way you can shout all your rage and loneliness as you practice, and scare normies by hurling pointy shit at them
Golf
Long Boarding
Roller skating
Running
>>68247518
>tfw old /sp/ is dead
Tennis
Golf
>>68247420
Spacebounce on Haxball
They have a league
>>68247831
you can tell because you're the only reply ;_;
golf I guess
or you can head out batting cages
Bowling. Most lanes have dollar game days and whatnot. You can rent shoes and shit or if you feel like it buy a ball and shoes for under $300. You can take your time and just bullshit or whatever. Bowling won't kill you or injure you unless you are stupid.
Pocket Billiards
>>68247420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n1hvuks-hQ
become football freestyler
anime
Try ultramarathons. People will talk about you as if you're a weirdo loner (which you are) but also with genuine respect. I've also found long-distance running is healthy for depression, it's useful for taking out your self-anger without doing something unhealthy like self-harming.
>>68250250
Came here to post something similar to this.
>>68248900
This
>>68250250
Gotta get back to running again.
>>68247518
How do you rate your crabcock players?
>>68247420
mma gym
hanging
Cycling, running.
It's actually pretty good, doing sports is very fullfilling and make you forget about everything bad.
At least in my experience.
shooting sports
Wrestling
>>68247822
Implying golf isn't one of the greatest social sports
Solitaire
Swimming
Running/Track and Field
Cycling
Speed Skating
>>68247420
Cycling or running, particularly in the early predawn hours wherein traffic is nought and you can air your thoughts in the dark
school shooting
>>68247420
/v/
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how do you run long distances? i'm a small dude, but every time i try to run or even jog i just feel burning pain and fatigue that makes me want to kill myself
>>68253047
It's called stamina my American friend, you can either pace yourself to run further or keep running and eventually you will become fitter and able to run farther!
Also fuck shin splints
>>68253047
Practice, practice. If you just get off your couch you will have trouble even running a single mile.
>>68247420
Croquet allows you to easily play the other side.
It's also a very cerbral game for a yard sport.
>>68247420
lifting?
>>68247431
/thread and kekd
>>68247420
In America it's target practice on people at a school.
>>68247420
Pool. Eventually you get really good. Go to bars, order drinks, mingle with other players and experience what it's like to have conversations like the normies do, best of all you get to gamble with suckers and win money.
But that takes years of work and thousands of dollars in gas, bar tabs, pool hours, equipment, etc.
Guess you're fucked breh
Basketball. Just go to the court with a ball and shoot around
Golf
>>68247831
Shut the fuck up faggot
MMA
>>68247420
Literally: darts
Its fun even by yourself, plus it's not weird if you have a drink next you
If you don't drink, that's cool just get a water
If you like to drink, FUCK YEAH
Masturbation
>>68259564
this was my childhood
If I ever want to feel nostalgic I think about the basket I shot on countless times. Pretty much every single day from 3rd-11th grade
>>68250428
Alot of noobs make the mistake of ranking them by official penis inspection size, a true SPORTSman knows endurance is what it's all about
>>68259742
Yeah it's therapeutic as fuck. I had 2 courts right next to my house and I would be there all the time shooting around and playing pick up whenever people came
>>68259778
nobody ever came to my court because it was in the suburbs behind an elementary school that you couldn't even drive to really. So it was always pretty much me by my lonesome, but honestly it never really bothered me. I went there to get away from people.
>>68247420
MMA, take it out on other people.
