HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>1950 match
>relevant
>1950 match
>relevant
>>68243616
>>68243635
But you lot still talk about your one world cup win from a decade later
>match from 66 years ago
>relevant
America pls stop embarrassing you're are self and let the adult countries talk
>>68243595
I don't think it really matters man seeing as we have a World Cup and are generally a much more successful team than you
(2014 notwithstanding)
>>68243691
And you lot still talk about landing on the moon and acting like you won the World Wars on your own.
>>68243704
>1-1 p-point d-d-doesnt count!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Bump so that you faggot fucking brits can see how garbage and shit your pathetic Islamic national English team is and be eternally reminded of your mediocrity before us Americans
>>68243711
Why are you here crocodile dundee
>U.S.'s Haitian-born centre forward Joe Gaetjens
>Americans literally needed foreigners to win
>>68243743
wow, rude
>>68243692
>>68243711
>prison colony
>relevant
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>invade an empty island with no Japanese
>don't encounter any Japanese
>LOSE TO THE JAPANESE
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68243616
>>68243635
>match from 1950 irrelevant
>match 16 years somehow relevant
>>68243809
lel, the canadians probably did it on purpose and gladly sacrificed 4 of their own for banter reasons
>1 point
>scored by a Haitian
>needing other countries to win for you
>>68243809
Canada wins 28-4
>>68243595
Is this a new meme?
>>68243809
>>68243616
>>68243635
And you still think
>1909 match
>relevant
>>68242654
And you even
>rate friendlies
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh god England, you are more embarassing than the US since nobody expects them to be good anyways
>>68243809
Fuckin' KEK!
>>68243809
>Australian Emu War.jpeg
>>68243809
So this is the famous American military discipline I've heard so much about
>>68243894
At least we encountered the emus, fatty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Gaetjens
>be Haitian
>become famous because you scored for a different country
>get kidnapped
>never seen again
>>68243809
>>68243971
>Australianon posts real version of war
>Ameritrip responds with edited version of pest control
Why are American'ts so embarrassing?
Hey, I just realized, if Americans lose when attacking themselves, does that mean that 9/11 WAS done by the US government?
why use Wikipedia, its not a valid source
>>68243809
Sad!
>>68244009
>everyone joking and having witty banter about wars from 50+ years ago and ridiculous shit like fighting emus
>making a joke about 9/11
fuck off
>>68243692
>>68243711
>>68243755
>>68243809
>>68243918
>>68244009
>Auscucks rushing to defend their buck toothed overlords
Pathetic
PART
TIME
PLAYERS
>>68243971
>decisive emu victory
every time
>>68244009
see you this summer at the olympics. most of our athletes arnt attending so maybe you guys can win a gold or two this year
>>68244049
>Americans getting triggered over 9/11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68244060
>Americans freaking out when ganged up on
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68244026
EPIC!!
LE WIKIPEDIA IS ALL WRONG!
ALL THE SOURCES AT THE BOTTOM ARE ALL WRONG!
LE EPIC
PART
TIME
DO
IT
FOR
FREES
>the islamic shantytown of great shariastan
>the prison nigger colony of Ausfailia
>Haitian-born
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
American """"""Athlete"""""""""
>>68244122
>Americans calling Australia a prison nigger colony
>WHEN THEY HAVE LITERALLY HAD A NIGGER HEAD OF STATE FOR THE PAST 8 (EIGHT) YEARS
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>Australia
>Inselaffen
>Mr. prez Obongo
FITE!
PART TIME PLAYERS
>BTFO by part-time wagecucks
wew lad
>>68244049
lol so mad
>>68242654
>>68242654
>1-0
try winning 9-0 lads
the euros really can't start soon enough
/sp/ is going all ADHD right now
>be England
>dedicate years of your life slurping buckets of semen to be the best team in the world
>assemble the best and brightest Englishmen who have mastered the sport
>lose to a bunch of literally who Americans who literally scrounged up their team in 2 minutes
>the entire English empire is rendered shock and disbelief. Thousands commit suicide hoping Allah will spare them from the pain
>us godly Americans go back to not caring and watching real football
lol hahaha
>>68244238
>the euros really can't start soon enough
>you now remember the ayy lmao and cp spam in every world cup thread from 2 years ago
>>68244214
>1909 match
>relevant
>>68244097
>has no idea how to banter
>"I know I'll make fun of a national tragedy that's still fresh in their minds!"
fuck off
>>68244214
>rates the fucking year 1909
Jamal, try winning a cup.
That's way better than asking your great-great-great-grandpa about the time when England wasn't shit because they were literally the only ones playing this sport
>>68243918
>On July 8, 1964, the morning after Duvalier declared himself "president for life", the rest of the Gaetjens family fled the country in fear of reprisal for the younger Gaetjens brothers' rebellious associations, but Joe stayed, thinking that Duvalier's regime would be uninterested in him since he was only a sports figure. That morning, he was arrested by the nation's Tonton Macoutes secret police and was taken to a prison called Fort Dimanche notorious for its brutally inhumane practices,[3] where it is presumed he he'd been killed some time that month. His body has never been found.
holy shit that's sad
>>68244294
>be American
>go to work
>GET PLANED
>>68244294
Shut up faggot
>>68243711
At least we have had men in space
>>68244322
>be austrialian
>go get coffee
>get taken hostage
pffft
>>68244544
>be American
>tries to mock another country for a hostage situation
We've had like 3 in the past year alone.
>>68244569
our population is 14x the size of Australia's tho
>>68243809
Canada won here 2bh
>>68244142
What's with the periodic table on aussie reaction images?
>>68244898
It's an Aussie thing. You wouldn't understand
>be American
>beat England
>get abducted
YOU CANNOT SHIT THIS MAKE UP
Holy shit I've never seen a banter like this since the Australian/canadian one from int
>>68243711
>only took 6 posts for americucks to be BTFO
>they start to spout maymays
Why are americucks so low on the bant-o-meter?
This thread is like Vietnam all over again.
>England has never beaten the United States in a World Cup
do americans actually give a shit about soccer?
>>68244026
aw you poor thing
you let your professors and teachers trick you and they kept you away by LITERALLY the most reliable source ever.
>>68247663
>The United States has never beaten Vietnam in a war
> After the match ended in a surprising 1-0 win for te americans, journals send their reports to their respective homelands.
> Most of american papers though it was a joke and never mentioned nothing about that match.
> One english paper thought it was a typo and published a victory for England 10-1
>>68249124
Cognitive bias is a hell of a drug.
>>68249124
ive heard from a few old people that a lot of americans from that time didn't even know this sport existed.
>>68249124
"Afterwards, a number of books and newspapers in England suggested that the U.S. team had arrived "through Ellis Island", meaning that the team was made up of imported players. In actuality, eight of the starting eleven were American-born, while the other three, Gaetjens, McIlvenny, and Maca, were not U.S. citizens, but had declared their intentions to gain citizenship (only Maca ultimately became a U.S. citizen in 1957[17][18]), and according to the rules of the United States Soccer Football Association at the time, were allowed to play. The U.S. was cleared of any wrongdoing by FIFA in a hearing on 2 December 1950.[11] Of the eight American born starters, five were from St. Louis, Missouri."
So basically the English team got beat by the St. Louis US mens national team?
>>68244049
stop posting please
>>68244898
>Argon
>Are gone
as in the sides that are now gone
build the wall please
>>68249077
nice meme
