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>>68233405
news: google.com
vanzant
first for Chris
first for basedping
apparently Brock Lesnar can bench 600lb and squat 1000lb to Kurt Angle
is this legit
does rory have literally any chance?
Make room cunts! This is a BisKing thread!
>>68242474
probably i can do 5x425 and i don't even lift regularly
Bisping is a disgrace to England, he is a homophobic bigot and should be stripped of his title. He doesn't represent Britain and his "banter" is just intolerant insults.
>>68242483
i can defintely believe his benching but his squat sounds fucking insane
>>68242475
rory will end the wondermeme
>>68242495
Fuck off """""""""""""""""""""""""faggot""""""""""""""""""".
Remember, three Monster Energy drinks a day. Minimum!
>>68242519
Monster stuck by him when his friends and his girl left. They get a bit respect for that
>>68242506
rory got stopped by lawler and condit lol
>>68242507
wow, very edgy. you must feel really cool using homophobic terms.
>tfw when HEEM 1 will never happen
Updated List of Fighters w/ Name Tats
Antonio Silva
Charles Oliveira
Conor McGregor
Cub Swanson
Max Holoway
>>68242566
Thomas Almeida
>>68242547
That Lawler fight was really close. He was so close to winning. He was up three rounds to one. Damn shame he got heemed.
>>68242550
No, I'm just making fun of you for being so goddamn sensitive.
BTW, I'm married to a man and we both have penises, so take that as you will.
>>68242557
trust me lad, it's happening.
>>68242557
Who would headline?
>>68242566
Scroggins
Moraga
Chiesa
>>68242566
cerrone
>>68242582
thanks for the (You)s, I was just pretending. the joke is on you
>>68242495
He does represent us, actually.
>>68242586
HEEM fc would have flyweights and super heavyweights with nothing in between.
>>68242586
With no main event and a card how lad?
>>68242589
it was supposed to be lithcuck and edgestonia but we all know how that went
>>68242608
>I was just pretending to be a faggot!
Whatever.
I'm going to go fuck my husband in the ass while picturing Rocksalt getting heemed.
>pic related
>>68242410
Good and nicely timed OP, OP.
>joanna eats eggs EVERY DAY
You know how unhealthy that is and how bad she smells?
>>68242623
Still working on a main event at the moment since lithcuck and edgestonia seems to have fallen through, but it's going to be at the Stockton arena sometime in the summer.
>>68242664
Rory Fan vs. Modcuck
Adnan vs. Kimbo's Ghost
Who is she fighting next?
>>68242664
If you fly me out, i'd fight for /heem/FC. I'm a (recent) brown belt in BJJ, and I wrestled in high school.
>>68242676
>Roryfan
Who?
>>68242677
paige vanzant is literally doing wwe summerslam
>>68242676
>Rory Fan vs. Modcuck
I like it. Anything to see a tripfag BTFO
>>68242694
What's your striking like kid?
>>68242652
joanna does not strike me as a person that cares for what she smells like.
>>68242694
I'm 6'3 250lbs and the only move I know is the rnc.
I could heem every here
>>68242712
It's decent, I guess. My buddy is really into muay thai and sometimes we fuck around and spar. He beats me when do stand up, but I get my licks in.
>>68242716
she needs to be humbled
>>68242742
>I'm 6'2, 195 lbs.
You were kind of close.
>>68242746
better start hitting them fucking pads if you want to be on HEEM FC 1 lad
>>68242756
>>68242742
why u lads gotta lie on an anonymous board for
>>68242756
I'm speaking about myself lad
>>68242769
>being sub 6 feet or sub 200lbs
>>68242769
manlet detected
>>68242664
that match was a pretty big draw, you better be able to find some names to put for the main event
its for the undisputed Heem championship after all
where's my based miami vice bro at??
>>68242779
>>68242792
incorrect, and us average is something like 5'7
so, without proof statistically you guys are lying on an anonymous board
>>68242801
where are you in florida?
>>68242664
Try to get the boxing swede, not the boxswede who called Cruz a meme but the actual boxer.
>>68242808
The average male American mens height is 177 cm, which is 69.7 inches, which is approximately 5 foot – 10 inches tall. (for white males*).
>>68242769
>implying I'm lying.
Believe whatever you want. I'm not trying to impress some rando manlet on the internet.
>>68242760
I'm actually sparring with him in about two hours. I'll get right on it.
>>68242779
I thought you were shitposting or something.
>>68242808
U.S. average is 5'9.
but I'm black, so that kind of skews things. We are either tall or keving hart.
>>68242831
*kevin hart.
>>68242742
I'm 5'9" 138 lbs and I can heem a solid 15% here
>>68242810
satellite beach reporting in
>>68242799
Rory Fan vs. Modcuck is the fight to make.
>>68242819
Boxing Swede for sure, Co-main event. Here's his opponent
>>68242677
A rival clown from her circus days
>>68242810
Daytona Beach.
>>68242863
why is this allowed?
>>68242872
>>68242858
wew lad
>>68242863
Lmao he's so short that head kicks against him should be counted as illegal soccer kicks.
>>68242876
If he makes weight, he makes weight. There are no height requirements to fight MMA. That's why mighty mouse is a champion.
(((ariel helwani))) is a disgrace
>>68242912
What the fuck is up with this (((----))) thing?
>>68242912
>>68242907
Daytona is a nice place, once you get past the hookers and drug addicts. But that's mainly on Ridgewood.
>>68242922
Brazilians are fucking stupid. How new are you?
>>68242927
>that transparent ploy
>i-it's not about me it's about bisping
fucking douche
Cheapest tickets for Bellator London are £46.25 for nosebleed seats. Disgraceful desu.
>>68242943
i know i've been there i'm about an hour away
>>68242945
even if it wasn't my job, i'd be pissed if they didn't let me see bisping win
>>68242863
just as long as the fight can be made that can still be a good card
if you could get lithcuck to come back and fight some can we could have lithcuck fight the winner in the next event
>>68242946
Bellator can eat Mama June's cunt. Why would you even want to go? I thought british people had taste.
>>68242963
would never do/10
>>68242652
>eggs are unhealthy
When will this meme end?
>>68242983
When people stop being idiots. Everything is unhealthy unless taken in moderation.
>>68242974
lithcuck return would be huge sales for HEEM FC 2.
>>68242977
its about 15 minutes away from me so I thought about going, not if its that expensive though.
>>68242983
>>68243053
>sour kraut
what an imbecile
>>68243038
Lithcuck was the real draw to the fight vs Estonia, the only reason that fight was so big was because of the size difference and the high percentage of a potential heem. Otherwise estonia was a literal who.
>>68242483
No you can't
>>68243053
would eat/10
>>68243045
I don't know how much 46 pounds is worth, really.
Is that a good bit of money in UKland?
>>68242664
I've been grappling for two years now so put me on there against another scrub like me famalam
>>68243053
Wasn't he supposed to not eat bread? And how the fuck did he cook those eggs? They look like shit.
Holloway vs. Mendes seems like a very possible matchup w/ Aldo and Edgar fighting at 200 and Conor at 202.
>>68243069
Lithcuck will probably be matched with someone else for HEEM FC 1. Unless he shows up day of weigh-ins, it's Rory fan vs Modcuck.
>>68243114
How about you vs. Spain. Gi only rules.
>>68243022
no bully
>>68243027
But it has been proven time and time again that eggs are risky only in people with obesity or a history of diabetes.
>>68243080
you the daytonafag? you can come spot me today
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/other-sports/521784/Michael-Page-to-face-Evangelista-Cyborg-Santos-at-Bellator-158
rip Michael "meme" Page?
BREAKING: Rich Piana has been signed to fight on HEEM FC 1 against TBD
>>68243146
>proven
lol you're certainly not a scientist
>>68243173
Cyborg looked like shit in his last fight.
>>68243143
I'm down but none of that butt scooting shit
>>68243173
Cyborg is 50 years old and has a million injuries
>>68243158
No he's not the daytonafag. That's me. after sparring, I have to work until midnight, so, unless you workout after that time, I can't spot you.
>>68243181
Bitch tits is fighting? He's gonna get /heem/ed
>>68243173
cyborg sucks
>>68243181
Why is he always surprised to see cameras?
>>68243187
I'm certainly not, i'm just saying what most of the studies in the last 10 years say.
You are gonna find rogue studies, but the reality is that eggs are not unhealthy even though they have a lot of cholesterol.
>>68243203
i only do when i have someone over to spot me i have it set up in my garage, time doesn't matter all i've got is time baby
>>68243173
Cyborg is too old, but i can see him giving Page trouble.
Will heem 1 have thick ring grills?
>>68243181
EXCLUSIVE FIGHT CAMP FOOTAGE OF RON "THE FREAK" PIANO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5muG9zJ8c
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gW6cBdP323g
>>68243102
about $66, thats for the worst seats possible too.
>>68243195
This ain't metamoris familia.
>>68243203
Yep. Rumor has it Schaub is coming out of retirement to face Rich.
>>68243234
Yes
>>68243053
One fucking egg is enough for each slice of bread.
This nigga got 6.
>>68243234
No the thiccies will be fighting too
>>68243143
Sounds good to me
you also need to find a really spicy banger match up to make it a choice card
>>68243138
strong doubt, Holloway has won 9 in a row and should just wait until his title shot. UFC wouldn't match him up with Mendes either, if Mendes wins they eliminate a fresh title contender for someone who lost to all top 3 FWs. If Mendes loses he will have lost 3 in a row and might as well retire.
>>68243247
low test t bh
What's Lithcuck's fighting background?
>>68243053
why would you put sauce on your jalapenos
>>68243286
Dancing
13. Stephen Thompson vs Robert Whittaker UFC 170 <-----
14. Rory MacDonald vs Demian Maia UFC 170
15. Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley UFC 174
16. Stephen Thompson vs Patrick Cote UFC 178
17. Rory MacDonald vs Tarec Saffiedine UFC Fight Night
18. Robbie Lawler vs Rory MacDonald UFC 189
19. Stephen Thompson vs Jake Ellenberger TUF 21 finale
20. Stephen Thompson vs Johny Hendricks UFC Fight Night
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
get in here
>>68243241
I hope Schaub /heem/s him into oblivion.
>>68243239
dear god. Why would anyone pay that much for Bellasnore?
I was a karate black belt as a kid and I'm 6'1. I'll cut to light heavyweight and touch the fuck outta every here's chin.
No one can take my roundhouse.
>>68243268
exactlly what I was thinking
Is Robert Whittaker white?
>>68243267
working on one more big fight at the moment? If you got ideas, speak up bruh.
>>68243307
>Karate
The gayest martial art.
Should've done Tae Kwon Do, Judo, or BJJ, friendo.
>>68243297
>he watches UFC
fuck off zuffa shill, RIZIN and ONE is where its at.
>>68243330
he is an islander
>>68243268
9 in a row doesn't matter when he has only beaten 1 top 5 guy, which just happened
>>68243362
Cub was arguably top 5
>>68243345
Shut up, you fucking pig-fucking, wonky-talking, tails-wearing limey cunt.
>pc went belly up and I couldn't watch the bisping upset live
feels bad pham
how was it here?
>>68243341
walk into my snap kick
>>68243333
not really anyone in particular but there's probably someone in the Slavic countries willing to fight, but two of them together probably have a pretty spicy banger.
>>68243362
He beat Cub Swanson to a pulp when he was ranked 5th. He got robbed versus Bermudez and beat Lamas decisively. Regardless, if you actually watch him fight you'll realize he's the perfect guy to use Nate's blueprint to beat Conor.
>>68243293
From the Mayweather family style eh?? XF
>>68243297
Good lad
>>68243297
Who you got Italybro?
>>68243405
I'll pick that shit off and tomahawk you to the ground. That's a wrestling move. Google it, bitch.
>losing to a one legged mcgregor
literal can
also ugly as fuck and island trash
and his wife has implants
>>68243138
I have a feeling Holloway would wreck Mendes now..
>>68243405
Gladly. I've got a pretty good chin and gut. My brothers used to beat the shit out of me.
>>68243412
Well I'm not saying he's not worthy of a title fight, I'm just saying the 9 in a row thing isn't a valid argument. I'd love to see Holloway fight the winner of Aldo/Edgar because Conor wants to dick around outside of his division.
Cormier will TKO Jones in the 2nd, these repeating digits confirm.
>>68243442
>a one legged mcgregor
casual
>>68243435
seen/know results to all these desu
>>68243442
>>68243458
>casual
>been watching every event since the mid 1990s
lmao @ ur 'life'
>>68243456
>56
>repeating digits
kek.
>>68243470
Yeah well I've been watching since the 1970s you faggot. Fuck outta here
>>68243442
>>68243479
>not creamedcorm.gif
Come on senpai
>>68243456
nice 3456 get tho
>>68243408
Perfect. Here's the card so far.
OFFICIAL /HEEM/ FC 1 CARD. LIVE - from the Stockton Arena.
MAIN EVENTS
1.) Lithcuck vs. A Literal Who (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)
2.) Rory Fan vs. Modcuck
CO-MAIN EVENT
3.) Boxing Swede vs. Tyler "Bellator Midget" Freeland
UNDERCARD
4.) Brendan Schaub vs. Rich Piana
5.) USA Grapplebro vs. Spain - GI ONLY RULES
6.) Slavic Who vs. Another Slavic Who
EXCLUSIVE PRELIM FIGHT
7.) Koksal Baba vs. Artem Lobov
Cormier wins by SD
Observe my digits
>>68243458
>seen/know results to all these desu
I mean in the upcoming fight
>>68243442
3 years and 10 fights ago
>>68243447
He already guillotined Filli which is the Alpha Fail signature move
>>68243453
The winner will be Conor's next opponent. Chad doesn't have a fight scheduled. They could do it at 203.
Demian Maia forever my boy, doesn't matter if he gets heemed in the next 3 fights
>>68243470
he's got way better striking than mcgregor m8
also he uses both legs
If trips, Jones finishes Cormier inside the third.
REMINDER that Jon Jones tested for extremely low/suspicious test levels before his fight with DC AND was way off in his first fight after USADA
>>68243518
Depends on how busted Conor is after the nate rematch. he could easily get tko'd instead of giving his back for the choke instead. That would hold the division back even more.
>Team
>Alpha
>Male
@68243514
.......
you have to be 18 to post here
>>68243234
Ashley graham makes my dick so hard.
>>68243554
I guarantee the winning of Aldo/Edgar won't risk another fight before they hit the Conor lottery.
>>68243562
>are
>cucks
Finished that for you.
Situation time /heem/:
You're the referee.
>Brock Lesnar achieves full mount on an opponent he has just rocked horribly. What do you do?
A) Immediately stop the fight to prevent a death
B) Allow the sacrifice to the Blood Gods to occur so no injuries stop Main Events
C) Tell the cameras to zoom in on the dead body
D) Cover your eyes
>>68243394
Fun.
The post fight presser also has enough salt to last for decades, so it's worth watching
>>68243568
You're letting the fatties win with comments like that
>>68242474
I went to HS with a kid named Jamar who could squat 600lbs and was benching 450lbs as a senior, it's not unbelievable that Brock could do it. He's freakishly strong even for guys his size.
>>68243605
>low test skelly mad that people find thick girls attractive
>>68243514
goat event desu
"Let me bang bro" the card
>>68243596
B.
Lawler needs his sacrifice.
>>68243605
but she's so thicc
>>68243605
thank you, someone who is sane
>>68243577
I would love nothing more than for Aldo to make a statement against Edgar and then BTFO Conor and get his title back.
>>68242922
Someone made a Google Chrome extension (I read somewhere it was /pol/ but not too sure on that desu), that identified Jews and placed their names in (((---))) so you could tell they were Jews.
Google took it off their Chrome App store and it caused a little ruckus.
>>68243648
Eh, he was champ for long enough. Edgar is a forced meme and Conor is fun to watch lose. Dirst stash Hawaiin is the only answer desu.
>>68242664
Sign me up nigga. 0-2 pro boxing bro here, I'd gladly headline on short notice even with my neurological issues.
>>68243639
>having a fantasy battle against fantasy people is a sane thing
>>68243648
Aldo matches up the best with McGregor, it's a shame he got 1 shotted though.
>>68243630
Thanks Lad. Have a Randa
>>68243676
Done. Joe Schilling is your opponent.
>>68243628
>knock knock
>ok sir, here is your deep fried "the meats" triple XL pizza with a banana cream deep fried Oreo shake! That'll be three installments of 19.99 plus tip!
>>68243689
Australia and I know something about winning wars so you might want to stay quiet there, Falklands
>>68243728
>Joe Schilling
fml
>>68243728
>Markos was born in Iraq
>>68243767
>wars
>against fantasy fat people
You might wanna go to your psychiatrist there, Vietnam.
Fuck, I don't want one of Rory or Wonderboy to have to lose
>>68243799
Me neither, but Rory is my main boy in that battle.
I hope he wins, at least i don't wanna see him get heemed by meme kicks.
>>68243799
wonderboy is a child molester why do you like him?
>>68243650
Ayy fucking lmao
>>68243819
I don't understand this meme
maia is such a shitter
>>68243850
And Rory still couldn't finish him, kek.
Maia is a beast dude
>>68243848
He works with kids and he's a creepy midwestern Christfag. Tbh, he seems more like a closet case to me.
was Maia on the gas?
>>68243518
I dunno desu.
Obviously I feel like Wonderboy should have the striking advantage at range. So far the only person to ever beat Wonderboy has been Brown who was able to slug it out through constant pressure in the pocket.
Rory should have the advantage with the grappling/wrestling, but Wonderboy's footwork allows him to usually stay at a far enough range to avoid the TD altogether.
Rory usually tries to stay technical and doesn't really swarm his opponents.
So can Rory pressure him enough to take WB dow and smother him? Maybe, and if he does, especially considering it's a 5 round fight, he should be able to tire WB enough to break him.
Lot's of questions. Don't really have the answer.
>>68243899
no one with a father like he has is 'normal'
>>68243909
>Lot's
oops
>>68242495
Faggot detected
luke?
>>68243909
>was Maia on the gas?
literal HGH head man?
>>68243890
jej
>>68243909
Absolutely not, Maia looks better now after USADA if anything.
>>68243815
I would also prefer Rory to win, but Wonderboy is so good he is de-memeing memekicks.
I also think Wonderboy's sideways karate stance will negate Rory's jab
>>68242664
I'm a fat thai boxer with thundering body kicks and I spam overhands. Get me in
>>68243933
Is that OC? That's good.
>>68242495
He seems to be a good guy, and even thou I wanted Rockhold to win, I'm actually happy for Bisping. He's a good champion for the sport.
>>68243909
>clean athlete
>brazil
LOL
>>68242474
maybe bench 500 and squat 600, but no way he can bench and squat those numbers you listed
>>68243966
Dubs comfirm Jared Rosholt as your oponent. Start practicing TDD
>>68243899
>South Carolina
>mid-Western
Nigger wat???
>>68242664
what happend to edgestonia the autist never posts anymore
>>68244008
he got busted by the DEA
>>68244008
He got banned
>>68243972
No and I found it on a fb comment thread of all places. But I will probably keep posting it as if it were oc desu m8
>>68243990
I will heem him followed by every there
In all seriousness I think I could take Roshit easily.
>>68244008
He pussied out.
>3 monsters a day (cruz)
>30 bananas a day (durian)
>3 steaks a day (pigg rigg)
>gi 3x a week
am I missing anything?
>>68244008
Lithcuck disappeared too
All pussies in this fight game
>>68244042
3 breakfasts a day minimum
what has tyron woodley ever done to deserve a title shot?
fuck him
>>68244021
We'll see, just be ready come fight night.
>>68244099
Literally NOTHING.
>>68244099
>title shot
He's a sacrifice.
>>68244099
>>68243899
>picollo
there's a reason this is my boy and this is part of it
Don't know if this is the place to ask, but I was looking into getting into combat sports. Should I start training at a MMA gym or try to find something more specialized like BJJ? Is 21 too old to start training? I'm already pretty /fit/ and I have a good build for it. No previous experience.
>>68244145
That would be perfect if the other three had an epic battle and luigi just won by staying in his place
>>68244190
21 is pretty old, but if you're not lookin to compete at the highest of the high level, you can literally sign up to fight in any big city, regardless of training.
i'd start with something specialized, maybe not bjj, maybe boxing, then kinda expand your horizons
>>68244190
No it's not too old and it depends on what you're interested in. A lot of good fighters do start with a specialized discipline and then branch out when they take an interest in MMA, however I know a lot of fighters who just show up at an MMA gym and start. You just need to go out there and start whatever famalam.
>>68244042
>tfw have a friend who looks just like that I could have fucked but I completely dropped the ball
wanted to heem myself for months now
>>68244190
If you have a good MMA gym in your area that might be better, BUT be prepare to be concussed.
You are not too old, don't listen to this too fags up here, many, MANY fighters at the highest level started at 21. But it would take many years if you wanna be professional, more that 7 years to be good.
>>68244190
>>>/asp/ might also be of help if you can find their actual martial arts thread among all the mandrama
>the city of Woodley
>>68244266
>not too old
>7 years MINIMUM to be good
so he'll hit his stride at maybe 30? meanwhile, with the way the sport is evolving, these kids are coming out at 23 absolutely world beating.
>>68244332
It depends on the weightclass really.
For example LHW didn't evolve at all in the last 5 years.
It's the same wrestleboxers and pseudo-kickboxers. The biggest you are the best chance you have if you start a little late.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BGXtwNzGWWU/
kek
>>68244003
Eh, the Carolinas are pretty much fly over states that happen to be on a coast.
>>68242474
Absolute bullshit, that's pretty much the world record for squat
>>68244386
L..lithcuck?
>>68244008
>They weren't Americans behind proxies
>When.
>Will.
>They.
>Learn?
>>68244386
degenerate
>>68244229
>>68244236
>>68244266
>>68244332
Thanks for the replies guys I appreciate it, looks like there's a few good gyms in my are so ill look into it. I'm not looking to go pro just maybe fight on the side of my regular job, I haven't done any sport since high school football so I miss the competition.
>>68244284
Yea I originally went there but I just assumed it was all for wwe bullshit.
>>68244332
Those kids are going to be pros. Some people just want to train and fight at a local level.
>>68244407
Where do you live?
>>68244407
How tall are you? are you a wide guy? (not fat, wide)
>>68243288
Dude, learn to read, it's jalenenos
>>68244442
get your shit ready for heem fc boy!
>>68244428
Canton MI
>>68244430
5'9" super broad shoulders and an over 6'3" wingspan, I look like a gorilla. Figure that will help for striking.
>tfw picking up an WMMA qt
>>68244402
>Champion McGregor, we're Stockton
>>68244458
Your weightclass is probably 155 then, you better start training soon because that weightclass is probably the most technical and advanced weightclass out there.
>>68244458
Are you close to this place?
http://www.kaizenbjj.com/world-class-instructors-in-bjj-boxing-muay-thai-judo-wrestling/
>>68244485
I walk around pretty lean at 180, how much would I have to weigh before a water cut to make weight?
Who was this lithcuck? Literally my third or fourth time in this thread
>>68243138
mendes, rematch poirer, rematch bermudez, pettis at FW, rematch oliveria (freak injury on oliveria's part) .
but seriously, not many people have as much competition against the current ranked 15 fighters as holloway does.
