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>not being UP on swope right now
Please have sex OP
>>68232808
Been rebacking since 1-0
0 asian such a WORLD line
>OP
O/U predictions for cavs game?
Sorry lads. Forgot about that. New thread or keep?
ALSO UP INSANE THANKS TO BRAZIL. JUST CHECKED IT NOW.
>>68232868
Instinct says unders. 95 points or so this half. They'll get more tired. Don't really watch basketball. Maybe more three throws if they get tired so.
>>68232853
>not tipping earlier
have sex
>Smith taking that extra dribble
piss off
>>68233017
At work lad.
On me lunchbreak now.
>American entertainment
A guy doing gay shit with chairs.
Sweating for Mets rn
>Kekuador
How did they get 0-0 against Brazil?
https://tipstertube.com/post/63178
>That writeup
>>68233340
They outplayed brazil
Bankrolling ecuador u1.5 goals
WTF the state of American sports is shocking. Dancing at every possible opportunity. Time outs every fucking second. Cheerleaders. Shocking.
>>68232868
always over on the uncalled travels
are you telling me the warrios got a +20 spread available at some point
>>68234834
not touching it with a 20 meter pole
>>68233587
heh
They told me I could become anything I wanted, so I became an NBA JUDGE
>>68236173
SHAKING
Also don't think this time out sport is for me tbqh. Will get on your tips.
Ameribets so SO shrewd.
>>68233587
TEARS
Why don't you leave talking about large sweaty black men throwing a ball throw a hoop to me ;)
>>68236781
>throw a hoop
I don't think he can leave the talking to you if he wants others to understand
>>68236869
kek it's late and I've been up since 7 this morning
Turned 200 dollars into 3K and now I'm down to $85. Feeling a bit numb desu.
>>68237267
Have sex and you'll be fine
>>68237291
>no 'please'
Where's your fuckin manners?
Muggy for tomorrow.
>>68237367
Left em at your lasses
Loading up on Sillamae Kalev -1 @1.74 for tomorrow
>Kaya goal in the first minute
T-train leaving the station?
>>68238938
Goes double digits family
Line is o8.5. Scared.
>>68238466
Why, friend?
>>68238980
>not being on the o7.5
come on now m8
Also, I have a feeling the price will be smashed by the time I wake up
>-8 @evens
o-ok
>manila red
ho boy, here we go
>>68227305
Hey mate could I have some coin?
>>68227321
meant to link this
HOW MANY BETS DID THAT JUST FUCK WITH I WONDER
>>68239310
pmsl was wondering the same thing. Soccerway suggests they'll concede another, so @34 isn't a tez price
>>68239310
Either way, I'm entering the comfy realm, hopefully really soon.
>>68239352
>-6.5 @ evens
top wew
>on the drive home during Kaya first half
>stake o7.5 before I leave work
>nearly came in first half
>only a med
want diseases
>Ecuador
>Brazil to Win to Nil
Woken up to some bad news
>NOTIFICATION
>YOU HAVE £5 ON PAYPAL
holy fuck /bet/ magic
>>68239519
Lend us £2.50 pal need coin like air
>Penalty with no card
>>68238954
the only question is how much do they want?
So, what's the bet, guys?
>down to 9
oh dear, oh dear
Another red pmsl
Had a small on 19-1 ft
>>68239689
im small on 18-1
>>68239689
>not backing 22-12 CS @NA
tears
I'm literally only on o7.5 and o14.5
please score one more so I can go to the pub with some beer money
thx
>Kaya opened on a -6.5
IMAGINE not being on this
Getting sweaty is it time to get on no more goals small?
Put £1 on an even number of goals. :D
>>68239805
refuse to believe this.
post slip.
3 more lads
PLEASE no more
Amount of stoppage time:
over 2 minutes @2.1
under 2 minutes @1.7
>>68239811
>>68239854
Dac
>>68239854
>literally placing the most -ev bet available
why do people give you money again?
I cashed out 70p
>>68239871
>A bet with a 5% vig is the most -ev possible
Ever heard of first goalscorer bets?
>>68239898
obviously meant on the fixture that he placed the bet on at the time.
anyway, time to filter juveguy. this gimmick has run it's course for mine.
How has everyone's June been so far?
>>68240015
Nice stats, up about 20 or 30 units myself I think
>>68240044
Congrats. I know I'm definitely >due soon though
>It's an everybody on /bet/ is winning their bets episode
Big fan of these ones
>>68240015
very slow compared to May, up $900.
We can't all be mainstream judges, Ameribets :^)
>Stallion - Laos
>1up after a few min
Another goalfest?
>>68240146
probably, this league has such huge gulf in class.
took Stallions -5.5 an hour ago and won't imagine a world where it loses.
>>68240091
Oh god that could look awful with fat N in the middle of them.. Let's hope not ay gl lad
>>68240015
should make a TT
>>68240169
Cheers m8
>>68240197
Cba. Don't really have the time, particularly these next 2 or 3 weeks
Morning lads. Anything good coming up or can I just go back to bed again? I'm grumpy anyway, put my loyalty bonus on Ecuador 2:1 cs.
>>68240091
>Using American fixture formatting for European sports
And I thought you were a decent person
>>68240309
can't see anything dece until the baltic and nordic fixtures start
back to bed with you
>>68240331
S-sorry. Old habits die hard
>>68240165
>2-0 HT
Phew, dodged a bullet there.
>>68240410
Yeah line went out to far it seems, value on the plus.
-5.5 was a decent shout based on mutuals, but I'm not real confident rn
>>68240509
10/10
>waits two and a half hours of downtime to post that
>>68240509
>no blonde hair and blue eyes
Don't think you're her type lad
![Untitled1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iPpsePG.jpg "Untitled1[1].jpg")
>>68232767
who free money?
test
>>68240530
When it comes home you're gonna cry
>>68240530
>not believing it's coming home
Utter disgrace.
>>68240530
>0 on England
Uh oh
>>68240530
I hope you've got at least £5k on Harry Kane to win the golden glove so you dont lose too much dosh
Tried becoming a tennis connoisseur but I just don't have the patience for this shit.
Everyone post your reaction when Juveguy wins the TT Euro comp and takes home the 600 euro prize
>>68240530
>Spain
>no Messi
wew lid
>>68240590
But I plan on winning it.. Btw, so it's really just going to be 10/10 stakes at high odds for the games, right?
>>68240548
>>68240550
>>68240561
>>68240581
>>68240594
Its not actually my bet, found it online.
>>68240581
>golden glove
>>68240590
>RossyandRaj.jpg
Lost my /bet/ folder, can someone post this image it's one of my favs.
>>68237499
>Konta
>>68240612
>not realising that Kane is retarded enough to put his shoes on his hands
>>68240590
>>68240615
Here you go la
>>68240590
Euan pic dump pls
Plan's to beat Euan on the first tip and then copy him for the rest of the tourney
>>68240638
Cheers lid x
Medium/Large stake - Niigata 1.66-1.6 -0.5 vs Warriors. Singapore S league tomorrow. On holiday so can't advise -0.75 as don't know price but would take that Medium. Very confident they win by 2+. Have taken some -1 euro at 8/5 as well.
>>68240651
Got banned for my last Euan pic dump and I've had far too many recently to get another. Sorry pal
>>68240672
that's okay lad, i'll trawl the archives x
>>68240664
Cheers Matthew but not such a big stake for me. Warriors new coach seems to have got things sorted out a bit.
>>68240651
Bit weird mate. Just ask and I'll add you on FB
>>68240672
looks like an allright lad
>>68240690
>Wanting you to see all my past gf's
no thanks pal
>>68240590
Only to blow it all on the next Juventus match.
>>68240690
Very confident here, I think Niigata should be on a -1 or -1.25 and I would still probably bet that. Best team in the league by a long way, especially at home. They are demolishing teams at the moment, they battered geylang 2-0 last week and it could of been 5 or 6, and geylang are much much better than warriors. Warriors have just got a new manager in, they were very poor vs Balest who are the worst side in the league and I fancy Niigata to win this very easily probably on a handicap. Warriors have one decent player in Behe who plays up top but he shouldn't get much service. Warriors also had a few players involved in the Singapore side this week who will be tired, Niigata all Japanese will be well rested. I would post -0.75 but I won't be around at all tomorrow so just take the win large stake.
I have also bet -1 Euro handicap at 8/5.
Re-backed Konta. If this loses I'll never bet on tennis again.
>>68240672
Which one is he
Japan - Serbia volleyball tonight. The game is in Brazil and some of the best Serbian players stayed in Belgrade and did not travel. The odds for Japan are very good atm so it's worth trying.
http://www.worldofvolley.com/News/Latest_news/Serbia/70270/gp-2016-serbia-play-world-grand-prix-with-rejuvenated-squad-list.html
>>68240778
Left
>>68240797
Very cheeky
>>68240786
L
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>>68240786
>that image
Ultimate Star 5.25 Frankuus 7.45 McKinley 8.25
>>68240751
>>Konta
rebacked large as well
COME ON KONTA
got the fan on max setting, still sweating so much. cramps in my toes.
>>68240963
It's not that hot desu
KONTAAAAAA
>>68240786
Yeah had my eye on this one. Would recommend waiting in play though, you can get ridiculous odds in volleyball thanks to muh fast moving lines
>>68241078
absolute madman konta
>>68241099
THE FUCKING WHORE
Konta got this
Is flatanon or any horsey followers lurking? I'm going to chester races on the weekend and wondered if there's any horses I should look out for
Refoccs, any play on England?
Starting to drift to a reasonable price
Konta cash out
SHAKING
>>68241347
ffs, went afk for a while, missed my chance
>>68241233
Nothing jumps out, Koukash usually gets a few of his placing at decent odds.
Small on cindy burger (tennis) up 4-2 and 1.95, had won the only h2h between this two
Well, at least I'll never have to watch this shitty sport again
>>68241453
Into 1.60 because Maria can't fucking serve
WTF are these odds. Zheng to win 7:5 was @3.25 when she was serving at 30 all.
>>68241453
>cindy burger
>burger
Is this for real?
Devestated. Also got Konta in a trixie for god knows what reason.
>>68241462
Always seem to lose on tennis too. zzzz
why do i still follow basi booms tips ffs
>>68241528
>2/10 stake
Stick to corner bets my friend
Considering betting on "His Nibs" just because of the name.
>>68241095
This is if you presume that Serbia will have the lead at any point during the game.
>>68241095
Well did Japan just open too high, or did they adjust the odds pretty quickly after they got the news? 1.80 still good, but not sure if it's a great price. Don't know much about volleyball though.
Not long until the jokes about betting on Hungarian U16 girl's wheelchair basketball are true.
>>68241751
Is that 1xbet?
>>68241616
Actually I don't think they've adjusted by any significant rate, at least I don't recall them being longer than 1.8 last night
>>68241751
PMSL, 1xbet?
>>68241777
Yes
>>68241777
Yes
Just made sums on Bulgarian U16 basketball. So unethical but so easy.
>>68241809
We have an U16 basketball championship that you can bet on ???
>>68241862
apparently so
Andijan U23 DC is a tiny for me. No idea who is carrying. I'm just fannying about on 1xbet.
>>68241528
What's an unders bet without a little bit of sweat? :)
>>68241909
A good bet?
>>68241958
Oh behave
Is Cordoba - Girona u2.5 a lock ? When you combine the last 10 games of both teams, they have over 2.5 in just 4, seeing that this is a promotion game they might be extra careful.
/bet/ Euro fantasy league when?
>>68242088
Today please. It starts tomorrow!
>>68242108
It'd be good banter. Just depends though if enough people are interested but we do have at least 30-40 regular posters surely
>>68242088
Uni is usually in charge of that stuff. Need someone to post the pic of him and his dad holding very small glasses of beer to summon him.
>>68242137
>>68241453
Thanks mate
>>68241907
How did you end up depositing without the greasy Russians getting your information?
>>68242137
>>68242157
hello
>>68242247
Bitcoin. Exchange rate isnt exact. £100 from my card to coinbase to 1x got me £91.
>>68242255
Do you know the guy that posted this?
>>68242255
Make a fantasy league lad
If anyone's got a ladbrokes, Rybarikova ML @1.73 is a great price. I'm not on personally as I'm not about that #ladbrokeslife
>>68242277
Try bitbargain[ddot]co[dot]uk. I've bought btc off there a few times, it's quick, reliable and they take less vig than anywhere else I know of
>>68242370
They were asking for too much verification and I needed it quickly. The main loss was from btc to GBP on 1x's conversion
>>68241453
Taking winnings and putting them on Storm Sanders and Nicole Frenkel, because why not?
>>68242401
Shouldn't need any verification to buy
>The main loss was from btc to GBP on 1x's conversion
That makes sense. Dodgy Russians. Is it even worth taking a 9% hit just to deposit into 1xbet?
>>68242298
Yeah that's >>68242157
>>68242332
I'm trying to. UEFA's site is horrible though
>>68242492
Said something about duplicate accounts.
I'd say so, yes. Basically Mara with better limits. No idea if I'll ever see my winnings when I withdraw but I only bet there on games I cant stake anywhere else so only £100 lost in the end if not
Europredictor.uefa.com fantasy '16
Log in, create your team, then join the league
Code: 83680248
>>68241344
already on large twice. get on if you're not already, even if England get allout for 200 i don't see them losing to this sri lankan side.
>>68242558
Is it the match prediction thing or fantasy team?
>>68242725
Fantasy team
reminder Mexico -1 v Jamaica @1.75 is THE BET of the week
>>68242820
I have it @1.66 on bet365.
>>68242820
Why's that?
>>68240786
>Japan - Serbia volleyball tonight.
is anyone going on this then? it looks good
>>68242919
I already did, but whenever I get on a /bet/ tip, it always loses.
>>68242906
Mexico are playing in Pasedena California. Last time they played in Cali it was like a home game
They're coming off of a 3-1 win vs Uruguay who are a much better team
Jamaica lost their opening game to Venezuala, a worse team
Hernandez is nearing the Mexico goalscoring record so now is a good opportunity to do it
I think they'll easily win. Taking a 2 goal winning margin at 1.75 seems too tasty to pass up
>>68242873
>>68242820
where are you getting these odds? they are on a -1.75
>>68242919
Hass is on it so no.
>>68242523
Is HyPS + or overs the bet for this Kolmonen game? It's hard to tell when both teams are so terrible.
>>68242944
what odds did you get? can only find 1.75
Will tip Lahti on TT if the odds drop.
Will post analysis in a sec, just wanna see how they start.
>>68243077
Dont fancy anything in that without rball. My O/U model isnt up and running yet.
Fancied PaiHa but team might be a bit iffy. Fancy SIF later too.
Tikka, LPS and TP-T too if rball supports. Dont think the handicaps are big enough.
NEED Tammeka goal like air
>>68243066
bet365. Where are you getting 1.75?
>>68243155
365
>>68243174
so how come i'm getting just 1.66?
>>68243194
Because haram
Just need a Euan tip on this lovely summer afternoon.
>tfw you see the confusion but you're not sure you care enough to step in and point it out because it is effort and at least one person being a complete retard
>>68243144
>>68243077
Actually, I do have a note saying CLE has been unlucky in same games and should have got a better results. But I'm not sure if they is out the window now and they really are just shit.
>>68243214
Never been able to get onto a single Euan tip. PLEASE post something that has lines on Betfair
>>68243197
>implying i care
seriously, is there special odds for the british? even when i'm not logged in the odds are at 1.66.
>>68243214
Their team today is horrible, missing almost all of their scorers and most of their regulars and are fielding a lot of players from the B team who have been getting thrashed regularly in the Nelonen. The only problem is Hyps are incredibly bad too which is why I think overs might be a bet, then again they're probably all too shit to score so I won't be getting involved with anything more than pennies.
>>68243214
How would you know without any streams?
>>68243077
>>68243214
So many mistakes in my post.
>Actually, I do have a note saying CLE has been unlucky in some games and should have got a better results. But I'm not sure if that is out the window now and they really are just shit.
>>68243213
Yep. The "tip" involved someone wanting to score more because they were closer to a record so I can assume without looking he meant euro handi and was quoting some shite bookie's odds
>>68243245
>he doesnt have a Finnish gf to translate futis
pmsl
>>68243238
I'm getting -1 @ 1.75
>>68243245
From my Finnish contact.
>>68243244
Ah, not checked their team. Seems they arent doing too bad with this rball. Major swerve if what you say about them using Nelonen players.
>>68243279
How do you get contacts from other countries? How shrewd do I have to be?
>>68243238
I'm talking about asian handicap you fucking moroccan cunt
>>68243294
Get tinderplus.
Lahti -0.5 @1.83 SBObet
Inter Turku should be bigger underdogs here for me, they have been MUCH worse than last season and in fact been playing some of the worst football in the division so far this year. From their last 9 matches they have just 1 draw and 1 win - with 7 losses. They have been very poor this season and massively underperformed. They reacted by getting rid of their manager BUT since then there haven't really been any improvements or changes to be seen. Their new manager isn't too experienced (was just the assistant manager and reserve team manager before so there hasn't been any major changes). This is now his 2nd match in charge, they lost their 1st game 0-2 at home, without scoring, despite being favourites. Morale is low and now will be tested today to play away from home against Lahti, a strong home team with a good record against Inter Turku.
Teamsheets also support a bet, missing their regular and backup keeper, and their top scorer Belica (suspended) as well as more than 5 other regular starters. They will be using their 3rd choice keeper today - he was forced to be played in the 2nd half of the last match after their (already replacement) keeper got injured and both goals of the 0-2 loss were conceded whilst he was in goal.
Lahti on the other hand are fielding a good squad today. Definitely value in Lahti. I'm watching the stream and the home atmosphere is great. Might have a small on overs too.
Got a smed to medium
>>68243294
Just need to know where to look for them
>not on overs
>not on HyPS drift
BT so shrewd
>>68243317
No edge in top tier Finnish loot shit this time of year lid
>>68243312
oh, my bad dutch scum.
>>68243339
>loot
Lotto. Cannot type today
>>68243327
It's asian handicap m8
>>68243339
wait what's the bet
PMSL at this keeper, didn't even try and save it
>>68243339
Nah mate, Lahti were too short here.
>>68243402
Reback -0.25?
>>68243428
Why dont you just follow the original tip with the right stake and be happy? What is everyone's obsession with rebacking? There is much less value now but a reback probably wins.
>>68243428
But seriously, Lahti need to tighten up their defence for me to be comfortable in advising a reback.
>>68243494
>why dont you just reverse time and get on the original tip
Strange post.
NEED to win this euro fantasy league
>early SIF goal
cant be fucking arsed. Why even bother?
HASS this better win you cheeky cunt
On Nomme Utd -7.5 as large as I can get on Russian bookies
>>68243665
Is it on b365
uefa site so so dire
>Not using the sun dream team
Eufa site is a shambles lads.
>>68243665
cant find this anywhere. absolute shambles
Literally no one cared about the /bet/ fantasy football after a couple weeks again this year. Don't know if it's even worth the bother signing up doing one for the Euros desu
>>68243963
Annual reminder that nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy football team.
>>68243963
At least Euros are short so less chance of people just leaving or getting too busy to do it in such a short period of time.
zzzzzzz can't get my stakes on
>>68243993
Daily reminder that you are wrong
>>68242088
>>68242108
>>68242137
>>68242332
>>68242493
>>68242558
>>68243963
Its much better in a month long tournament than a season long thing from my experience. Most people can pay attention to it for the month and it doesnt get boring unlike PL fantasy.
PaiHa team not bad. Might be a bet.
>>68243093
I had 1.77
>>68244051
Going on with 25% of my bankroll
I bet on trump to win the republican candidate nominee but they have not payed out yet, how come? When will it become official? I mean you cant even bet on him to win the nominee anymore desu.
>>68244107
You probably have to wait until after the convention
>>68243665
Fucking hell.
>Nardo in charge of hitting the goal
All my £4 are on Euan's tip. This CANNOt lose
>>68244107
Not until after the republican national convention, so maybe mid July
>>68244132
Alright thanks!
Is Baba SP?
>>68244158
Why not put 3 and save 1 just in case....
>>68244195
I put it on at 2+ on a three-way handicap since Betfair doesn't have any lines. Should be a tad safer
on tipstertube do the numbers/10 represent units or confidence?
