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CIN:Bengals ink Bernard to 3-yr, $15.5M extension
DEN:Report: Broncos offer Miller 6 years, $114.5M
PIT:Todd Haley: Coates had 'tremendous' offseason
IND:Colts, Luck working on 'blockbuster' contract
FA:Report: Dolphins 'not pursuing' Arian Foster
SF:Report: Gabbert is 'heavy favorite' over Kap
ARZ:David Johnson to get 'lions share' of RB work
FA:FA CB Boykin has career-threatening hip issue
NE:Patriots not letting healthy Gronk practice
DEN:Sanchez takes command of 1st-team QB reps
SEA:Prosise expected to be Seahawks' 3rd-down RB
DAL:DAL coaches 'not happy' with Rolando McClain
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First for vikes
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Dolphins
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Lions
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>mfw just thought of my Fantasy team name for next year

It's soo stupid, I love it.
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>>68226480
uhhhhh he's league MVP so he's the BEST player in the entire league...
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>>68226500
I doubt they break .500
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>>68226439
>>68226455
Will let you down even when you expect nothing good to come out this season
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>>68226508
league MVP: good QB on a good team or an RB with a record season
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>>68226480
>""""""""quotation"""""""""""""""""""marks"""""""""
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>>68226508
Plus, He got good arms, Good size, Good legs... And good Yogurt.
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>>68226500
>>68226470
It's 1997 Cutler Supreme
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>>68226291
may the dogma ever be in your favor, or whatever

I don't vote based on rhetoric and hype though, but rather based on who is best for the job. so if you want to meme at someone, look elsewhere.
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>>68226536
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Reminder that the Raiders are the most /fa/ team in the league.
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Ravens
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>#Bears offensive lineman Manny Ramirez, who started for the #Lions and #Broncos from 2007-2014, has retired from the game.
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>>68226699
Get out of here fake OldBay >:(
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What did he mean by this?
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>>68226547
There's something very unsettling about that face.

>>68226536
Nah
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>>68226778
she prolly gonna get it later
where's that goofy looking dog he has
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Tiki, you can pretend to be me all you like but Romo will never win another playoff game in his career
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>>68226821
Dude, just give it up. It's pathetic how you think that posting shit that I usually post will build up "cred" with that trip and make people think you're the real me.
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>>68226861
Tfw no one can copy my trip
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>>68226778
based big dick decker gonna give it to his wife
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TYBC
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>>68226873
>Wilfork will retire in your lifetime
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>>68226821
Why do you think its me?
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>>68226861
Look who is talking

Anyways Brady is so overrated
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>>68226873
Imitation is the highest form of flattery so I guess I should be honored that this guy >>68226861 is this dedicated to his shitposting
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Why did von miller turn down that fat payday?
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>>68226887
Hail Carr the Necromancer.
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>>68226911
they prolly wouldn't let him fart as much
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>>68226899
I love Belichick though. He's truly a Mastermind when it comes to American football.
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>>68226891
Sad now

>>68226906
'But sometimes it's just a slap in the face, kind of like deadpool to deathstroke, except you're nowhere near as cool as deathstroke and never will be, imagine like you're a powerless, ugly wonderwoman, and he's an even weaker, uglier batgirl.
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>>68226591
I get at least one impersonator every two weeks. Try to keep up, kid.
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>>68226935
batgirl isn't an imitation of wonder woman, wonder girl is
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>>68226935
>'But sometimes it's just a slap in the face, kind of like deadpool to deathstroke, except you're nowhere near as cool as deathstroke and never will be, imagine like you're a powerless, ugly wonderwoman, and he's an even weaker, uglier batgirl.

That kinda made sense pham
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>>68226945
You sound like a real winner. I remember you saying the same thing last year about the trips your planned on impersonating
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>>68226591
>>68226699
>>68226821
>>68226861
>>68226899
>>68226906
>>68226945
>>68226963
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this thread is literally 3/5ths old bay.
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>>68226977
What the hell are you talking about?
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>>68226993
How can we make it 100% Old Bay?
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>tfw you're impersonating Old Bay, but you don't even know what his favorite teams are because he literally never talks about sports
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>>68227006
create /obg/ and we'll never see him again
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>>68226993
No, it's 1/3 me and 2/3 the imposter
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good thread guys
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>>68227049
back to /mlb/ horsefucker
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>>68227049
As bad as you tripfaggots are anons who circlejerk about trips all the time are the worst
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>>68227065
>this is the type of people the generals have caused

I miss 2009-2010 /sp/
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>>68227091
back to /mlb/ horsefucker enabler
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>>68227091
>he doesn't realize he's part of the problem


why don't you go back to wiping your girlfriends wet slimy ass
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>Ryan Shazier beat the Steelers WR 40 yard race at camp

Is Shazier that fast or their WR's that slow?
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>>68227088
Confirmed for fake BB. Everyone knows Tiki is now a girl
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>>68227146
unofficially he ran a 4.36 at his pro day
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What did he mean by this?
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>playing Madden '10
>half the players don't play anymore
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>>68227172
It's copypasta man

>>68227165
pro day times are pretty unreliable, they always run faster than what those guys run at the combine and private workouts
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>>68227165
ohio state field subtracts at least a tenth of a second from actual 40 times
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>>68227222
>>68227244
i mean he also ran a 4.38 at the 2014 NFL scouting combine but yeah you guys are right
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>>68227076
anons who circlejerk about trips are just trips with their trips off.
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>>68227275
Huh so he did. Must be because he doesn't have an hair to cause wind resistance
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>>68227318

WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE
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>>68227402
Too soon man, too soon.
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I tried to do a smug Pepe look for you guys.


T.Oni
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>>68227473
I never noticed that Del Rio has Steve Buscemi eyes
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Hi guys. Another dark and dreary day in my life. All I feel is pain and ache. McCarthy the worse coach in the league is still the packer coach and my team still hasn't won a game this year. I think I should legally change my name to eternal blackness because that is all I am in the void that is my soul.
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>>68227599
Nice dubs.
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Stephen Holder @HolderStephen 4m4 minutes ago
Irsay said the Colts have never hid from the expectation that contract will be massive. But hopes deal can be "Colts friendly" too.
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>>68227815
Why would any athlete take a club friendly deal? The teams are trying to jew every last dime from them, whenever possible. Tom Brady is a ckuc for letting Bob Kraft steal from him.
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>>68227815
>15 year contract
>150 million guaranteed

how many lines of coke and rocks of crack does irsay use in a day?
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>>68227815
>“We’ve changed our model a little bit, because we wanted more than one of these,” Irsay told the paper while flicking up his right hand to show his Super Bowl XLI championship ring.

>the model was pay Peyton lots of money


Fucking Irsey you fucking retard faggot dumbass
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>>68227860
Rings are worth more than a couple million dollars to players are you retarded. Any player that thinks they have a shot in hell of winning should structure their contract to allow for team success
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>>68227954
>a leaf
and then what happens when it doesn't work. what happens when the team regresses and you're stuck with a shitty contract and no hope in hell of winning a ring?
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>>68227913
Well at least he didn't flash the rings the Colts won in Baltimore
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>>68227954
>canada being this dumb
when is gookmoot gonna allow us to filter by flag?
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>>68228086
you already can if you use 4chanx
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Still plenty of time to sign Manziel.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/16052370/lawyer-johnny-manziel-not-giving-2016-season
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>$25m/yr for luck
are the colts retarded?
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Maybe the Colts just know how shitty the QB position is going to be in the next year 10 years.
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>>68228447
So what's the point of trying to lock up a shitty QB?
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When it's over

That's the time I fail in love again
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>>68228697
>shitty
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>>68226911
Because it's the NFL. You have no idea how much is guaranteed.
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>>68228724
Oh the nostalgia
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alright I'm back. popeye and I worked out the basic ideas for the NFL "board" game, but it will take a while to refine and put into practice. it's supposed to be carried out through posting on a thread though, so it would take place on /qst/ if we can't get our own thread on /sp/. it's pretty neat though, hope that people will get into it.
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How the fuck did Rivers get higher than Eli?
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>>68229124
probably got a high-grade hookup from being in san diego, not that synthetic stuff
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>>68229095
it definitely won't work here with our mods, just post a link to the /qst/ thread when you make it
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>>68229124
probably because he's the better quarterback
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>>68229181
I get that, it just seems unfairly inconsistent to have a double standard that NFL boardgames aren't allowed, but /trb/ doesn't have to go to /vg/.
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>yfw dat berd wins the owl
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>>68229341
>Expecting mods to be fair
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>>68229341
2 different soccer video games are allowed to have generals on here senpai, the mod is clearly a fan of them
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>>68229436
they probably ban anything if the reports get too high. I just got off a ban recently for talking about the nuances of what "puto" means when used by mexicans in a thread talking about the controversy of mexican fans shouting it at their national team's soccer games. that seemed perfectly on-topic to me, and the thread was sports related, yet I got banned anyways. I'm guessing that /sp/ is just too much for them to handle to begin with since they're flooded with reports, so they hand out more bans than they can properly check context for just to keep up.

so yeah, I wouldn't want to risk putting the NFL board game thread on /sp/ even though I think that's where it belongs, it's not exactly fair but it seems like a better survival tactic. we can crosslink to there anyways.
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>>68229436
>tfw got a 3 day ban for participating in a thread discussing how Roy Hibbert got fined for saying no homo
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>>68229578
nah see I don't really have a problem with those threads personally, it's just that if those are allowed in, so should other things. "what's good for the goose is good for the gander" and so on.
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>>68229166
lol
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>>68227209
>playing madden 2005
>Can count on one hand players who are still in the game.

But I recently upgraded to 2016.
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Based

Black

Punter
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>>68230025
I can name at least 10 off the top of my head no problem, are you for real?
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>>68230025
brady
fitz
harrison
brees
big ben
vinatieri
rivers
eli
palmer
dawson

you got 10 fingers on your hand bruh?
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>>68229210
No he's not. Rivers is a jackass.
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>>68230192
at first I mistook that Harrison for Marvin Harrison instead of James
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>>68230192
>>68230159
Yeah yeah, Okay, I didn't have the exact count but I guessed.
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>>68230249
if marvin was still playing he'd have broken every receiving record ever by now
dude caught a pass in every single NFL game he ever played
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>>68230192
He's Canadian. Inbred. 12 fingers
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>>68230192
Don't forget
Suggs
T. Newman
Incognito
B. Marshal
Alex Smith
Rodgers
Thomas Davis
D Hall
Wilfork
Darryl Smith
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>>68230288
He also killed a man
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>>68230330

And Micheal vick, Matt ryan...Sebastian Janikowsky
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>>68230416
Vick's basically retired
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>>68230416
>Mike Vick playing in 2016
>Matt Ryan playing in 2005
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>>68230354
that shouldn't really bother you, should it
>>68230416
>matt ryan
are you retarded?
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>http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000667934/article/veteran-manny-ramirez-retires-after-10-seasons

Get fucked Shitcago

>Burrs
>Beating the Lions ever again
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>>68230498
A bit. Sorry anon.
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>>68230330
Carson Palmer
Cam newton
Aj green
Justin Smith
Eli manning
Terrance Newman
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>>68230498
Didn't Marvin Harrison murder a State's Witness? That's like some death penalty shit is most states, Ray Lewis only killed some thugs. Ray Lewis is Batman and Harrison is The Joker
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>Eli is a better player than Earl Thomas, Eric Berry, Fletcher Cox and Dez Bryant


The fuck is wrong with the NFL Network
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>>68230592
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>>68230592
wait the retarded rankings came out today and cox is below someone who's barely top 10 at his position? are there 9 QBs in the top 40?
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>>68230592
>average/above-average QB in league where importance is placed upon QB ranks higher than defensive players and a WR

no big surprise here

at any rate blame the players more
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>>68230510
>detoilet fag rejoicing that a camp body retired

What next?
Gonna start jumping for joy when rivals start cutting UDFAs too?
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>>68230707
>at any rate blame the players more

Novarro Bowman said today that neither he nor any 49er voted on the list, other players have said the same thing in previous years. They claim the players vote for it but it's picked by some NFL Network execs
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>>68230671
I guess so because Philip Rivers is rank one spot above him.

Eli is ranked 47
Rivers is ranked 46
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>>68230592
qbs always get more credit than they deserve

what else is new
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>>68230846
oh, this is news to me

guess that explains a lot
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>>68230510
Oh the ironing
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>>68230709
>Camp body

He would have been their second best lineman. Serves shitcago right for signing a Lions player
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>>68231028
He played for us last year. You can bring up megatron when I laugh at them for losing 2 of their best players on offense.
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>>68231049
>He would have been their second best lineman

He was fighting for a roster spot against their starting center, a new 2nd round pick they are lauding, and a pro bowl guard.

Literal camp body who couldnt even make it to training camp.
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>>68231173
>spouting a red herring

Lion fans everyone
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>>68231306
I think he was thinking Ramirez would have been the Lions second best lineman
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>>68230592
>posting the persona # obligatory blue-haired orphan
I'd take you more seriously if you posted a good one instead
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>>68231403
Didnt you see the lions draft!
They are gonna have the best offensive line in the league!

Pundits that say they reached over and over be damned!
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>>68231403
He was our best last year senpai. Who do the burrs got, other than Long, that's worth anything?
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>>68231524
>Being this upset
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Will the Raiders have a winning season this year?
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>>68231694
Lol look at the 2 white dudes

Blue shirt is like "he's going to ruin my beloved vjj" pink shirt is like "I love that strong black man"
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>>68231694
You dont have to be upset to see how delusional lionsfags have been this offseason.

Its funny, the only thing they can hang their hat on is beating a shitty bears team.
The problem is, they too are punching bags at the bottom of the NFC North, they only won 1 more game than the shitball bears did.
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>>68231805
>Jack Del rio as hc
>Carrs record against winning teams

No.
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>>68231854
>Not hating a division rival no matter how bad your team is

And don't forget >we beat the puckers in lamblow too
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>be 2018
>racial intolerance now a crime
>penalty is rehabilitation (camps)
>work in multi-cultural employer store
>take my tolerance pills at 8am sharp
>a xale walks up and asks that I help xim to xis eco-safe FAA-approved hover drone with xis gluten free, non-gmo, only grain, nutritional groceries
>load the drone and send xim off
>"have an empowered day xir!"
>another person comes up to my checkout wearing an Equal Opportunity Football League Jersey
>Kirk Cousins
>try not to stare, ring up the groceries while nervously shaking and sweating
>"hey did you see the game yesterday?"
>"n-no I missed it, what happened?" I stuttered
>"The Native Americans won 54-13" he boasted
>"Ah, the 'skins are pretty good right-" before I could I finish I immediately realised what I said, I received glares from everyone in the store, I tried to apologize but was cut off.
>"X-xir I'm so-", he interrupted me with his offensive word alert phrase : "Triggered."

>the alarms sound, the store is locked down, red warning lights flashing everywhere.

>my boss arrives, a pro-life, pro-body positive, gender-fluid, xemale rose-kin, from her mobility hovercraft.

>"is there a problem here?"
>before I know it, xe screams "XE UTTERED AN OFFENSIVE WORD"

>My boss stares at me, I called for my male to female interpretation device, it's malfunctioning.

>"Xs. I didn't mean to, it was accidental!"

>xhe stares at me with rage, "you have racially raped this fine citizen, your punishment will be decided accordingly."

>I cry and accept my fate, I am gassed and pass out.
>wake up in chair, strapped down, forced to watch mandatory 9 hour racial, gender, privilege sensitivity video

>I am anesthetized, I wake up with a terrible pain in my temples.
>hear a voice, "You have been fitted with a insensitivity regulation chip"

>released from camp, return to work.
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>>68231981
You seem lost, let me help you.

>>>/pol/
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>>68231969
Fudge packers won't even break .500 this season
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>>68232067
Still good enough to win our shithole division
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>>68232067
Rodgers is on the decline
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>>68231969
>>we beat the puckers in lamblow too

Yep, it must have felt really good to snap that 25 game losing streak. It was really important to keep you out of 4th place in the NFC North.
Too bad it couldnt get you to .500

Maybe youll hit .500 next year with all that momentum!

>>68232067
Everyone has said this every year since 2010, hoping and praying.
Too bad it simply is just wishful thinking.
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>copa america
>euro starting soon
>nba finals
>stan leec up
>da lympics in august
maybe this summer won't be so bad, getting tired of every summer being baseball, nascar, and mls
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I love the Raiders.
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>>68232185
>Everyone has said this every year since 2010

Literally everyone considered the puckers to be the best team going into 2011
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>>68232245
no you don't, you are under the spell of Carr the Necromancer. don't fall for it, your soul could be eaten by his lichness
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>>68232204
but summer always had nba finals and the stan lee
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>>68232280
Nobody said that rival NFC North fans were smart.
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>>68232280
>going into 2011
that 15-1-and-done season was pretty fun to watch. we would've beaten you in lambeau too if the giants hadn't got there first.
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>>68232204
i mean the cup is pretty much decided already
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>>68232300
they'll end soon though, and then we have the rest of june, plus july and august. at least this year june and august will be better.
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>>68229419
carson palmer can't win playoff games.

and if he isn't injured the secondary is.
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>>68232294
I was born in the Bay and I will die in the Bay.
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>>68232345
>we would've beaten you in lambeau
>you
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>>68232345
Not really.
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>>68232392
You know what won't end soon? Your virginity.
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>>68232424
What a fitting picture for being a lions fan.
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>>68232424
>>68232425
we were the best team that year. should've beaten the giants and then the patriots, but you all remember that fuckup. the season was magical up until that point though.

>>68232428
>already lost my v-card almost a decade ago now
well obviously an event can't happen in the future if it only happens once and it happened in the past, but phrasing it that way is just nonsensical
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>>68232541
You son of a bitch.
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>>68232495
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Raiders > Lions.
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>>68226877
I miss Decker
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>>68232631
I mean they are a young talented team on the rise, vs a team who had a shitty draft and lost the best receiver in the game.
I could see the argument.
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>>68232631
>Can't even beat the Lions when they were tanking for the #1
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>>68232631
not setting a real high bar there champ
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>>68232716
Matt Millen
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>>68232730
Says the eagles fan
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>>68232740
Got us GOATford
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>>68232796
yup
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>>68232798
At least a lot of your fanbase realize how mediocre he really is.
A lot of yards every season isnt impressive when you throw more than any other QB in the league.
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>>68232914
Found the memewater supporter
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>>68232798
We got a working Carr
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>>68232993
Bridgewater is very much like Stafford and Cutler.

Mediocre, but lauded by apologist fans because they have never seen a decent QB before.
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>>68232809
So you really shouldn't be judging anyone's team at all
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If Elway has even half a brain, he'll let Von Nigger walk
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>>68233199
What does that make Carr?
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>>68233267
>
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>>68233039
We've got the Ansah (Answer)
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>>68233272
Carr is garbage time elite
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>>68233377
Ansah isn't a Mack
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>>68231805
Yeah probably.

>Derek Carr is already the best young QB in the league (3 or fewer years of experience) and rapidly improving
>only arguments against Carr are obscure irrelevant stats like his team's record vs teams with a winning record or the garbage time myth
>two potential 1000 yard receivers in Cooper and Crabtree
>decent supporting receivers (Roberts in the slot, Holmes as an occasional deep threat, Walford's a tight end)
>an already great offensive line (good enough to take a completely average runningback like Latavius Murray to 1000 yards) improved further with the addition of Osemele
>defensive front line depth like you wouldn't believe
>Mack, Irvin, MEJ, Aldon Smith when he comes off of suspension, Dan Williams eating up space with his fat ass
>secondary, the biggest hole last season, got patched up in a big way with the emergence of David Amerson, the signings of Sean Smith and Reggie Nelson, and drafting Karl Joseph
>special teams solid as always
>schedule got much easier since last year, swapping out the AFC/NFC North for the AFC/NFC South

They're going to win a minimum of 8 games.
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>>68233463
You're right, he's better than Mack
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>>68233499
I can't wait for the Raiders to finish the usual 6-10 next year
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>>68233463
Your receivers aren't Golden
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>>68233817
But one is a GRABtree
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>Raiders and Lions fans fighting

It's like that cripple fight episode of South Park
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>>68233804
This. People forget they're the raiders
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>>68234008
Hey man. Any team other than the Browns or Lions can turn it around?
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>>68233943
Uh, uhhh....I got nothing
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>>68233990
Both of their teams did well though
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>>68233499
Seems like copypasta

Carr chokes against winning teams early the accrues garbage time numbers. Been that way for 2 years.
Del rio is a loser coach

They'll got tops 8-8 and say next year we got this
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>>68234145
>being 7-9 is the bar for being good

It entirely depends on your perspective I guess.
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>>68233302

Making two meme sacks in the Superbowl on a stacked fucking defense does not merit a 50 million dollar contract
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>>68234215
Its some other AFC West fan trying to make the Raiders look bad. Honestly, its almost spammed now in every thread.
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>>68234297
don't forget
>meming on Marcus Cannon

who is a great player
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>>68232680
John Cena
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>>68234387
if players got paid for memery then Tebow would still have a job
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>>68234215
>Carr chokes against winning teams early the accrues garbage time numbers. Been that way for 2 years.
Do you even know what garbage time is? Carr was in exactly zero games with meaningful garbage time last year.
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>>68234560
>meaningful garbage time
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This is why I should be the only one making copypastas
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>>68234645

Name one.

The only game the Raiders played in garbage time was Cincinnati, where Carr got hurt in the 1st.
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>>68234726
>Garbage time
>Meaningful
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>>68234669
>trying to hoard all the meme influence for yourself
oh I get it, this is one more way for Necromancer Carr to spread his lich tentacles into unsuspecting minds
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>>68234756

You missed the point, then.

Meaningful as in a large enough portion to make any real impact to his stats.
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>>68234769
Don't say tentacles, you'll arouse P12 and BB
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>>68234894
You mean games where he fucked up early, his team got in a hole, the other team played soft d and watched as Carr tried to work his way back?

I'd say most of the teams over 500 that is exactly what happened.
And that's why he can't beat decent teams but puts up decent stats. Throws 2 ints first half other team builds up a 14 point lead before the first half ends Etc

You aren't good if you take a shit on the field then burying it. Lol
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>>68235283
I took a shit on your mom's tits before she let me berry my dick in her
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>>68235064
I said into their minds not up their bum
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>>68235675
Funny you bring this up...

Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my 360 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.
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>>68236035
Tiki you sick fuck.
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>>68234769
>gints 2014
>dubs 2015
>shorks 2016, assuming they don't shork like always

>tfw this leads to raiders 2017 in order to complete necromancer carr's bay-wide summoning circle
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>>68235283
>I'd say most of the teams over 500

>Bengals
Carr didn't play most of the game with a hand injury
>Broncos 1
Close game, a forced throw caused indirectly by a missed field goal earlier in the game put a win out of reach late in the 4th
>Jets
A commanding win.
>Steelers
Honestly the best game Carr had last year. Very close game lost by the Raiders pass defense being unable to cover Antonio Brown.
>Vikings
A close game until Adrian Peterson wore out the Raiders' D and blew it open in the 4th
>Chiefs 1
Raiders held the lead going into the 4th. Carr played well until he blew it in the 4th.
>Broncos 2
Another win. Carr played very well, especially when you consider he was against the best defense in the league.
>Packers
Held the lead in the 3rd and had it close going into the 4th quarter. Packers put it away on field goals
>Chiefs 2
Honestly the only game that comes close to fitting your description.

Dont see a hell of a lot of garbage time for Carr in there.
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>>68236063
ancient pasta is ancient bro

>guy shooting: cowboys
>hoop: playoff hopes
>giant broccoli: the injury bug
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I am a fan of an above-average football team
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>>68236189
I want to bring the giant broccoli man back
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>>68236189
jordan hicks is looking pretty dominant, snapping a pass at the line like that
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>>68236204
I hope for the day when we can say we're not complete shit.
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>>68236084
>peninsula 2014
>east bay 2015
>south bay 2016
the circle would already be complete, it's just a matter of figuring out what The NecromanCarr is going to summon. it has to be something even larger and more devastating than the others.
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>>68236215
I miss a lot of the old memes, this one was one of my favorites. someone reminded me again of "SO THERE I WAS BEING MICHAEL VICK" the other day, those were great. I could do without the levar burton locker room stories though.
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>>68236340
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>everyone is so scared of the Cowboys this season they have to cower behind the "what if" scenario of injuries before admitting hoe Dominant the Cowboys could be in 2016

feels good man
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>>68236340
the "so there i was being michael vick" meme was never funny
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>>68229419
>mfw
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>>68236340
if your list of top NFL QBs doesn't begin with 1.Randy Moss, you don't know shit about sports
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>>68237039
If I see Dat bird one more time....
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>>68237042
(You)
>>
Howdy /sp/
Your favorite player is Charles Woodson

Now who's your favorite player?
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>>68237068
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>>68237185
Charles Woodson I guess
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>>68236701
Thanks google
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Sure is 2009 in here
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>>68236730
tomo a cute, but cute tomo a cute too
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>>68237659
Faggot
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>>68237734
when the whole board is faggots, nobody is
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>>68237790
I'm not a faggot though
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>>68237796
>I'm not a faggot though
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>your team
>your favorite player
>player you wish would GTFO
>last 2 are the number games your teams wins in 5 years
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>>68237938
>niners
>bowman
>erik pears
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>>68237971
>just over 14 wins per year
forgot my trip but not bad at all
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>>68237938
Lions
Stafford now
Rodgers
probably <10
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>>68237999
Holy fuck
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>>68237999
>99
nice trips

>only 1 off from being 00
you got lucky
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>>68237938
Raiders
Mack
No one on the team is Hateable atm
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>>68237938

>Falcons
>Matt Ryan
>Paul Worrilow
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>>68237938
eags
cox
smith
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>>68238061
>average 12 wins a season
based
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>>68238065
is he ever going to actually play
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>>68237999
>Over 19 wins a season
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>>68238065
>13 wins per season
2good2betrue
>>68238078
he couldn't crack the starting rotation in two years man, I'm not optimistic
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>>68237938
Jags
Bortles
Cyprien
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