games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
It's that time again /sp/
>>68226048
NO, YOU WILL NOT BRING THIS EVIL BACK HERE
>>68226070
Too late for that friend.
alright fuckers let see how far you can get
>>68226048
>>68226048
uh oh, classic /sp/ culture! GET RID OF IT! CALL THE MODS! THERES NO GENERAL FOR THIS SO YOU CANT PARTICIPATE IN IT!! REEEEE MORE HOT POCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!
Up to owl already lads, all the effort I put in during training those years ago still count for something, literally this >>68226208 now though desu
>>68226240
>tfw never got past owl
>>68226240
>>68226284
>Owl
>hard
Tigger is the real motherfucker
>>68226284
I somehow fluked past owl and hit something like the last 8 pitches. Tigger was too much.
>>68226298
Agreed, friendly reminder to all.
banish the devil known as Christopher Robin from my fucking board EXORCISE THIS MONSTROSITY FROM MY SOULASDJKFLADGGHXASHDTAJANDHXUSJANGGzyshejkKxvevxg
No.
>>68226328
I did get past Tigger eventually, but then he broke me. HE BROKE THE GERMAN AUTISM SPIRIT.
the human mind and central nervous system are not equipped to react quickly and precisely enough to beat Christopher Robin.
how the fuck do you swing
Why isn't my bat swinging?
>>68226399
>>68226406
hold the mouse button
>>68226399
>>68226406
Click, but the cursor has to be on the game screen, hovering over the plate
NO GOD PLEASE NO NOT AGAIN
>>68226048
I made it to Christopher Robin. Fucking cheating pile of dogshit he is.
unironically can't score a point on the first one
Im hitting the ball, what am I missing here?
>>68226048
FUCK YOU OP
DEAR NEWFAGS
DO NOT
I REPEAT
DO NOT
START THIS GAME
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Nah...
>>68226484
JUST EXIT NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
Why do I keep hitting nothing but foul balls?
this is a game for kids. CHILDREN
and yet they already present them with the utter futility of life and the reality that there will always be someone better and stronger than they are
what sick bitter asshole created this nightmare
anyone fancies some autismputt?
haxball maybe?
anything but this again
>requires Adobe Flash Player
Fuck you I'm not gonna install that cancer onto my computer just so I can play your autistic web game.
>>68226523
Got past the first one
Fuck this shit
HOW DO I SWING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is boring, I beat it in one try.
It's been years since I played this and I still have a feeling for the balls. This is such a great game, this is what casual games should be like.
>>68226575
Even if this weren't bait your image doesn't prove you beat Robin.
>>68226599
whatever nerd, enjoy wasting your life playing a "hard" kids game.
What a joke
>all these noobs
sure is redddit in here
>>68226599
This.
Beating Tigger merely means you are determined.
Beating Robin means that you have been touched by god.
>>68226642
you were reddit once too my friend
So what do the upgrades do?
>>68226712
Top is hitting power, middle increases the size of the sweet spot on your bat, and bottom is your speed of movement around the plate
>>68226734
thx
Protip: Don't start playing this game. I'm not memeing you. You'll regret it massively
>>68226328
>>68226315
>>68226298
>>68226284
>>68226240
>>68226048
>>68226340
>>68226763
Why
>>68226771
>>68226763
It doesn't seem too bad, that kangaroo bitch is giving me a little trouble though
>>68226837
>>68226837
wew, that rabbit was easier for me than the kangaroo
All these fouls.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68226712
only noobs upgrade
THE FUCKING OWL IS A CHEATING CUNT AND EVERY TIME I MAKE SOLID CONTACT IT GOES FOUL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anyone up for a cheeky game of poo golf?
Oh fuck off, not this game again
Robin is such a fucking nigger.
>>68227072
whatever fgt, I bet you're opposed to players using steroids too
>not uprgarding>>68227072
Holy shit, so many good threads today, what happened did hot pocket get aids?
>>68227403
If you upgrade then you didn't really beat the game.
Not that you will anyway.
>>68227435
>implying i didnt'
>>68226048
God fucking dammit, I have a 200 word final paper due tomorrow, now it's never going to get done.
I've still fucking got it lads
I've gone 4 times and about to face the rabbit
perfect
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>>68227462
>200 word final paper
That should take you all of 20 minutes
>January 1, 2010 was over 6 years ago
so what have you done since then, /sp/?
>>68227498
Nothing
>>68227435
Almost as bad as the plebs who play the Neutered Engshit version desu
>>68227466
rabbit was easy as fuck
mashed 20 after fucking up the first 5
5 for 5
f
o
r
5
ELITE
>>68227558
enjoy your owl faggot
>>68226734
>you can upgrade
So that's why I could never get past Owl.
>stuck at rabbit forever
>finally beat it
>beat owl in first go
>get 27/28 in first go at nigger
Why is the fucking rabbit so much harder than these fuckers?
>>68227574
FUCK
that nigger kept fucking jamming me
15 of 19 only
2 off the right center wall, a few more just short
FUCK
>>68227628
rabbit was easy for me, I had more trouble with the kangaroo for some reason and the owl is making me his bitch
>>68227650
My exact same situation.
Not working for me lads. Cannae understand asian runes.
>>68227498
>graduated highschool in june 2010
>moved to a different city 5 hours away for college
>moved back 2 years later because i changed majors and had highschool gf dump me the night i got back
>had 3 friends die within 2 weeks of that
>attempt suicide and fail
>now finishing my 6th year of college and still no degree
>both my older and younger brothers are happy in successful careers (older brother married and younger brother engaged
>I've been single and have gotten laid once in the last 4 years
>im working 50 hrs a week just to barely scrape by
>a-at least i'm a tripfag on a japanese imageboard
(thanks for reading my blogpost)
>>68227689
Hmmm.
>>68227650
Owl and Tigger are really easy to predict. Just center the bat in the middle of the Z motion and when it reaches you move backwards if its going right or forwards if its going left.
Rabbit on the other hand is like
>nothing happening
>still nothing happening
>McFUCKING APOCALYPSE
>foul ball
Jesus Christ, Abel.
Alright, yeah fuck this game, I'm done
does it save if you refresh, so I can restart when I know I won't beat a level
>>68227695
Honestly that doesn't sound like a total failure. Your friends dying and depression is out of your control, not your fault.
>>68227541
pretty much same
>>68227945
Yeah it saves
>>68227471
hello rēddit!
>miss 1
>miss 5 in a row
Fuck this shit.
I miss 3 or 4 of my first 5 every fucking time
>>68227745
The problem with Tigger is that it's hard to gauge his pitches' speed in the time before the ball disappears.
Is this what it's like to try to hit against RA Dickey?
why is it in chinese now
my problem is that I quit before I lose so I can't get any more upgrades
>>68226048
got as far as the kangaroo bitch.
bretty good game
>>68227435
>Implying you can beat owl without upgrades
I needed them for that plateau
fucking piggy throwes a mean fast ball
fucking hell
I got 25 off tigger first try and since then I don't even get close
FUCK YOU
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Didn't one guy beat this using a touchpad?
Jesus my hand gets sweaty playing this
>>68228656
Every board has those special threads
/pol/ had the Zimmerman trial
/tv/ had the german wings flight
/sp/ had the A-pooh-calypse
I'm on vacation so I'll play it when I get home
>>68226048
Up to the owl and I just found the page about honey pots, what do they do?
>>68228674
touchpads aren't any harder to use overall, it's just a matter of getting used to it. I can use one as good or better than an external mouse now due to having used it all the time for years.
>>68226048
>fouled out on eeyore
fml
where's the American version
>>68227466
>>68227558
>bragging about getting to and beating rabbit
end yourself.
i could stranggle that owl with my bare hands
>>68228983
>Increase hitbox
>Increase power
>Movement speed?
This game produced an amazing amount of OC
>get 17/.18 first two tries at owl
>can't get close 30 tries later
>suddenly, need 2 from last 8
>get none of them
JUST
>14/15 on rabbit
>5 balls left
>miss every one
FUCK FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I swore I'd never play again after last time
why
mommy
Who else does the math on the fly?
>need 10 homeruns
>have 6
>11 pitches to go
>need to hit 4/11, or about 35 percent
do i have autism
flawless victory so far
gotten past the first 5 in one try each. Now time for owl...
>Digital signal processing final tomorrow I'm woefully unprepared for
>Spent 2 hours playing this stupid kids game
I'm not gonna make it
Tigger is 10 times easier than the owl
>get BTFO by Owl
>decide to go back to the begining and grind for points
>go 8/10 on Eyore
>mfw
>read your post after being btfo by owl
>play eyore
>8/10
meme magic lads
>>68232138
>owl took me 3 tries
>tigger took me like 2 hours
>>68228484
Git gud gaijin.
