#JENKO
#CALUM
WENGER IN
>>68223761
#GIBBO
FUCKING VARDY WHEN
WONGA OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68223761
isn't >#CALUM pondering a seasonlong loan to watford or something?
yeah you reckon especially signing another CB = the man won't have much of a path to any first team playing time especially if jenks ends up being around to take over the debuchy/backup-RB-role
Vardy out
Wenger in
>>68223763
>>68224068
delete these
>>68222018
>the emirates cup
You don't know that it was cancelled this year?
>>68224091
No u
>>68224259
would if i could
hope we have some good meme material at the end of the transfer window
like the guy asking to be his bf to a gurl who was mad because wenger didn't sign anyone
>>68224492
Yeah instead so far we only have the anon who said his wife is a druggie and that's not fun
>>68224554
It's fun for whoever has the drugs I bet
>>68224836
Meh he said he has a kid with her so it makes me feel bad
why so qui8 m8s
>>68225381
no roo muh
>>68225398
engliss pls
>>68225381
Euros are killing the transfer hype and its offseason so what do we talk about?
>>68224492
I have a piping hot meme just for you
Charles when?
Is anyone doing fantasy euros? Either the official one or draft kings for $$$
It's ogre.
>>68225468
Fantasy sport is degenerate
>>68225507
Who is this guy and why should I believe him?
>>68225507
oh no, this is so bad
oh god why what ever will we do now
Should never have let Chamakh leave
>You now remember Sanogo
LANS
I wouldn't be mad if we didn't get vardy but at this point with it all being in the media it would look goddamn embarrassing if he turned us down
Wish it would've been handled a bit more quietly
Also I say if he comes back and says yes after the euros, renege on his initial salary and offer something lower or only a 3 year contract, fuck him
>>68225785
>Also I say if he comes back and says yes after the euros, renege on his initial salary and offer something lower or only a 3 year contract, fuck him
>americans
>>68225785
Wish we were signing someone better, having Jamie Vardy reject us is embarrassing as fuck, i'd rather a bigger name doing it
>>68225800
meh I doubt it's possible to do such a thing but if I could I would out of spite
Who /BB/ here?
Sam @samuelJayC
Sky Italia say @juventusfc are to sign Pjanic from Roma for £24m (release clause).
>>68226515
batty boy
>>68226661
United btfo.
LITERALLY NO RUMOUR IN TOMORROW'S PAPERS
>>68226661
MUST
Big news at midnight lads.
My m8 Muzzi Ozcan just confirmed that there is indeed massive news at midnight.
>>68226947
It's Shane Long innit
>Jamie Vardy is expected to stay at Leicester and double his wages
>>68226989
It gets worse.
>Arsenal forward Theo Walcott, 27, has no intention of leaving the Gunners
>rejected by vardy
kek
>>68227009
>Arsene Wenger has signed a new 5 year deal
>>68226989
>tfw he scores against us next season
>>68227038
>Kroenke bought the rest of the shares from everyone else
>>68227039
wtf is that from?
JUST
>>68227039
that guy is a G
>>68227039
>Going after the ugliest bitch there
I want to believe.
>>68227153
Literally who is this slut?
>>68227153
>Suzi MANn
>that face
I think I'm picking up what they're putting down
Starting to think Bantzema is the only striker option to solidify the Halal Core
WENGER OUT NOW
Lads.
>>68227153
>goss
DROPPED
>>68227228
THIS
>>68227227
we haven't even been linked with him this summer, surprisingly
>>68227306
It's only a Benzema of time lad
literally why have we not gone for hamez?
>out of favor at halal
>young
>very talented
>can play in the middle or on the left
>speaks Spanish just like the rest of the team
>>68225507
p funny if true. also sad for arsenal
>>68227349
Would cost way too much for a meme
>Wilsh not involved in the bants
It's over.
>>68227410
>Based Jack avoiding these meme players and Spuds cunts
Top lad.
>>68224134
>emirates cup canceled this yr
o rly? i spose it isnt too crazy when you consider the euros going on and all (tho IIRC didnt they have one in 2014 after the WC?) but still it leaves you a little bit =( because that's one possible-to-probable trophy that >we are gonna miss out on now
>no david >moyes memorial shield game to kick off the season like in the last 2 years
lord take me now. #NevarForget the glory of last year's david >moyes memorial shield (pic related)
>people bash Giroud for his 800 minutes no goal
>they still want Vardy despite the fact he went near the same time without a goal from open play
Fuck you, Vardy is barely better than Giroud, he just took loads of pens that he won by diving. Arsenal never get pens so he'd never reach these numbers again. Giroud is not the man to lead our line to a title in my opinion but he's also better for us than Vardy is. People who dislike Giroud and say he's bad are not looking at football objectively, they just react and call him shit because he's not world class.
Vardy would be another Jeffers and a waste of £20m.
>>68227535
>Vardy is barely better than Giroud
He's not better than Giroud.
>>68227510
They're relaying the turf lad and it won't be ready in time to have the emirates cup. Nothing to do with the Euro
>>68227535
>arsenal never get pens
>>68227550
You're right. I miss spoke.
its a conspiracy!!!
>>68227567
Do you actually watch Arsenal games? If u did you would know Arsenal had like 3 pens this season
BLIMEY.
>>68227410
Jack doesn't fit in with the white lads (+ Alli) because he's a true Londoner. He's probably with Studge and Sterling.
>RvP moves to United
>"it's a natural move, last chance for a big payday, Arsenal are a small club anyway"
>Vardy might move to Arse
>"reeeee arsenal are ebil breaking up muh meme team, merson is flabbergasted, muh lineker bugger off also-rans, leceister players beg vards to stay, vardy would fail at Arsenal"
Those are all article titles. The amount of bad press arsenal are receiving for even dare touch the meme team is astounding
It'll be even worse if/once he rejects the move
>>68227593
It's finally happened.
>>68227535
Giroud had 16 league goals, 3 came in a basically meaningless game against a relegated Aston villa.
Kill yourself.
>>68227535
Those mental gymnastics
Vardy scored 8 more goals than giroud
And 20 is nothing
>>68227567
>>68227591
From what I found with a quick Google on my phone, which may be incorrect, we had only one penalty in the premier league this season.
>>68227644
6 of which were from penalties.
We didn't even win 6 penalties last season.
Vardy went 800 minutes without scoring from open play in 2016.
That's 2 more goals than Giroud while playing more minutes and starting all but one game and playing no other competitions.
Vardy is not better than Giroud. If you want an upgrade get an upgrade. Don't settle for a one season wonder who's no better than Giroud
>>68227633
>>68227644
And Vardy has never scored those type of numbers before and never will again. Giroud scoring ~20 goals every one of his PL seasons is better than Vardy scoring ~20 in only one of his PL seasons.
Just for comparison
Vardy's appearance and goals for Leicester:
>133 (49)
Giroud's appearances and goals for Arsenal:
>135 (57)
>>68227726
Giroud has never scored 20 goals in the premier league faggot lmao it took Vardy 2 seasons to do what Giroud can't do in 4
>>68227714
Vardy is a better finisher. He has a much better conversion rate. He could sit in the box all season, and score more goals from the missed Giroud tap-ins alone. He can also finish the kind of low-crossed balls the fullbacks like to whizz in, i.e. his goal v Germany. Plus, Ozil actually does put it over the top sometimes when Arsenal play Welbeck or Walcott up top.
You can stretch it however you like but the crux of the matter is that Vardy is a better finisher and that's what is needed right now for 20mil. Anything else is secondary. Giroud was fit basically all season and managed half of what he should've.
This is all moot anyway.
>>68227784
In Giroud's first two seasons at Arsenal he score a total of 28 goals.
In Vardy's first two seasons at Leicester he a scored 28 goals.
However Giroud does take penalties like Vardy does. Giroud also plays in more competitions and plays in them for longer.
Fuck Vardy
>>68227784
Vardy in the last 2 seasons - 70 apps, 29 goals
Giroud in the last 2 seasons - 65 apps, 30 goals
>>68227846
Moot means to discuss/debate/argue over a point or topic. Not that there's no reason to discuss it
>>68227846
>Vardy is a better finisher. He has a much better conversion rate.
Has the past become completely irrelevant now just because he had one good season? In 14/15 Vardy only scored 5 in 34 games.
>>68227633
>>68227644
>>68227778
>>68227849
>>68227868
It's a good thing Arsenal will have both Giroud and Vardy next season.
>>68227849
How many games did Giroud/Vardy play in their first 2 seasons though? How many pens did Vardy win though? Mahrez was pen taker until he started missing though?
>>68227868
So Vardy has almost the same number of goals even though he plays in a worse team and he played one whole season as a winger
Blimey
VANARAMA
>>68227784
>>68227908
They don't play for the same team dumbass(es). Last season getting 10 goals for Leceister would be a fucking achievement. Do you think Giroud would've somehow got 30 if he played for Leceister during their relegation escape? I'd like to see how many chances Vardy actually got that year.
This is why you actually have to watch someone play instead of throwing around their numbers. Just watch the goal Vardy scored against Arse last season I think it was. Got behind, beat his man, curled it far corner at an acute angle. Giroud has never scored a goal like that. Vardy adds a new dimension.
>>68227889
You know what the colloquialism means
>>68227943
>Just watch the goal Vardy scored against Arse last season I think it was. Got behind, beat his man, curled it far corner at an acute angle. Giroud has never scored a goal like that.
This isn't a good point. Giroud has scored many goals that Vardy wouldn't score.
>>68227977
Nope. Vardy could score any of Giroud's goals.
>>68227943
You also can't base his performance over a single season.
He's a one season wonder and works in Leicester's system. Look at other players who scored big numbers at worse teams and moved. They rarely get similar numbers.
I also wasn't trying to dismiss your points. Just letting you know the meaning as I assumed you weren't a native English speaker
>>68228007
No he couldn't.
>>68225436
how we'd let giroud fuck our woman if we can get the creamy used rubber?
>cue that /arse/ logo
>>68228029
Remember that goal Giroud scored at Soton when he dribbled into the keeper and made him spill his spaghetti allowing for a tap in?
Only Giroud can do that and that's why he is the most complete striker in the league
>>68228029
Post an example then
arsenal gave depression
>>68228079
Charles when m8?
>>68227535
Vardy is better. He did score some goals from penalties, but tbf i wouldnt trust Giroud with a penalty anyway. Also, Vardy scored those goals from few chances and he missed 2 games. Their best playmaker created far less than Ozil(or Alexis for that matter). Put Vardy in front of a quality midfield and a good strike partner like Alexis and it could be amazing.
Is it a gamble? Sure. All transfers are. But its a cheap gamble as 20m for a CL team is peanuts. You get that much just for getting to and playing in the groups. Who the fuck are you going to get for 20m these days? some literally who from bumfuck nowhere? those are even bigger gambles. You're not going to get a good goalscerer for under 30m. And thats if youre lucky.
And the other thing is, if Vardy declines a transfer to Arsenal, what does that say about the clubs ability to attract top players? If even and admittedly not exactly world class striker will tell you to shove it because he'd rather stay at a literal one season wonder team, what the fuck chances you have to get actually good players?
>>68228016
He has scored about 30 everywhere he's gone. Granted, that was Fleetwood, but he's made the step up every time. What's to say he can't do it again? He carried enormous weight by leading 5000/1 outsiders to the title. He's PoTY. He scored 11 times in a row, facing massive pressure, to break RvN's record, against Manure at OT.
He also plays through injury and is competitive. I've never seen him deflate and hold his head in his hands the way Giroud does when he misses a sitter and thinks "right, that's today I'm not scoring then. Oh well."
And nah, I am a native speaker, I'm just in Malaysia to visit family
>>68228129
>he'd rather stay at a literal one season wonder team
If Vardy stays it's because he wants to give back to the team and chairman who absolutely changed his life, not to mention his teammates and manager who are probably taking him out to dinner every night atm. It doesn't necessarily mean he thinks Leceister are actually a better club or team. In fact, that's almost certainly false.
Of course, that will all be swept under the rug and Arsenal's other transfers the past 3/4 years forgotten.
>>68228068
That volley against Palace early in the season. Never seen Vardy do anything to suggest he has that kind of athleticism and technical ability.
Giroud has scored a lot of good headers too that Vardy wouldn't have if he was given those same chances.
>>68225507
wasn't this obvious when vardy wasn't transferred b4 the euros, as arsene/arsenal supposedly wanted to get it done right b4 woy and the boys went to france?
ALSO NEVER UNDERESTIMATE SPAGHETTI HANS
@SpaghettiHans
#Breaking: BBC Radio Leicester reporter @StringerSport says Jamie Vardy has now officially agreed to join Arsenal. #AFC #LCFC
1:54 PM - 8 Jun 2016
>>68228179
I understand that but I just don't think he's the fix to our issues.
I'd rather keep that £20m and use it to fund a bigger move of say £40m-£50m for a bigger and more reliable name like Auba, Benzema or Higuain etc.
>>68228248
Said it in this thread already but see Vardy's goal v Germany. That goal took technical skill. I don't agree that Giroud scored goals Vardy couldn't, but even if he did, it would be 20mil well spent to buy a player who can score different goals.
>you now remember those matches where we needed a goal and ended up playing a 4-4-2 with Giroud and Sanogo up top
>>68228351
>Benzema or Higuain
They just wouldn't come. Auba maybe but if City want him it's not contest, financially
>>68228259
>>68228360
Forgot about that tbf. But I still maintain that Vardy couldn't have scored that volley.
And I get what you're saying about different goals and a different option, but we already have a run-in-behind man as an option and Vardy is just a one season wonder.
>>68228422
well yeah that was kind of the joke, you know, pointing out the whole @SpaghettiHans aspect. that name lends all kinds of credibility you know? =D
>>68228390
Well Benzema might if he's not wanted at Halal which seems could be the case.
Auba might choose us as we could guarantee a starting position which might not be the case at City.
I think Higuain would come if the club accepted the bid or we hit his release clause
Andre Gray when?
>>68228367
hey sanogo was pretty ok in that 2014 FA cup final where he did one of his patented "everything but the goal" performances by causing all kinds of !!! that helped arsenal remain dangerous in the box until it was time for a santi FK / mert lucky rebound/tap-in / ramsey goal after sanogo was prolly long gone
>>68228495
>Auba might choose us
>>68228503
After Sturridge.
>>68227613
>flabbergasted
Love that word
>>68228495
>benzene
literally laughed at the idea of signing for arsenal
>obama
maybe if he personally chose arsenal to be first choice. But dirtmound would never sell to us instead of an oil club
>higgy release clause
it's 60 fucking million or more, it would break the english transfer record. Maybe 4 years ago he was worth that
Obama > Vardy
Do it Wonga
just saw a two and a half min video of Rob Holding.
He's literally GOAT! Sign him up Wenga
>>68231216
Vardy was a smoke screen. LE PROFESSEUR does it again
>>68231216
A good honest English lad.
>>68231216
Link please I like to spam Welcome to Arsenal on players we are remotely linked to
V-Vardy?
>tfw 12 years of hurt
Jefferson montero when??
He's torn us apart every time we've played Swansea
>>68235988
he's barely above average. young defenders are always weak to tricky shit, if he played on monreal's side he would've done nothing
>>68227039
jesus christ kek
Nice insta pic though
>>68225507
Daily remind that you were all accusing Leicester of doping when Arsenal had their spring collapse and now you all magically want him.
>>68227039
hahahha damn that's just all kinds of "white boy game"
also you're pretty much outing yourself as a tranny, eh? =P
>>68237352
Someone was autistic enough to write this and think people would fall for it. I bet you made it
>>68227039
>that webm
literally rape, he would have sent to prison if he did that here
>>68227039
also about 1/2way through the clip (right b4 the cutaway/edit/jump) you can notice that our hero and protagonist is all chubbed up and ready to roll (aka "showing his hand" if you will)
man it's gotta be sad to hang out at some spring break / pool party / etc and get all drunk and horny and then in the quest to wet the worm you decide to go for the ugliest "chick" lookin there and then as you try to get your bump-n-grind on you're sporting wood so it's obvious you're all into that shit YET ol "girl" ain't having none of it and keeps forcing you to follow her around giving her casual little touches/bumps like "p-please?"
>#4chanDNA
>>68237352
man i shoulda bought that kit back in 14-15. dangit.
>nice pasta tho
That Rob Holding kid is R-A-P-I-D
>>68237591
here in america you can serve 5yrs for just looking at a fat stronk independent womyn. feminism rules the roost here.
also don't say mean things cuz we're surely catching up to the UK where you get in more trouble for dressing your dog up as hitler and shouting anti-semitic platitudes than having a sharia law march down the streets of luton and shouting FUCK YOU!!!!! like 2 inches from a cop's face while calling all the white women whores sluts and infidels
also, is anyone else glad >we might not get vardy afterall? like >we dodged a bullet?
Rank please:
League title
FA cup + Europa
CL
FA Cup + Top 4
>>68237803
CL
PL
Europa/FA Cup
Top 4/FA Cup
Europa gives a trophy plus CL next year.
>>68237803
CL
League
FA cup + top 4
FA cup + Europa
Subjectively only correct answer
1.CL
2.League Title
3.FA Cup +Europa
4.FA Cup + Top 4
POWER GAP
9001.top 4 + preseason treble
>>68237914
Wrong. Winning Europa gives you CL, like top 4. But you also get a trophy.
>>68237984
>winning the little club Mickey Mouse trophy.
Embarrassing. Any big British club winning Europa would be laughed at
>>68238010
Honestly at this point I would probably take a Europa League trophy instead of being kicked out at the RO16 in the Champions League evry yeaf
FA Cup>Europa Crap
SUNDERLAND is richer than 90+% of Football clubs in the Europe. Let that sink in. Soon Championship clubs will have better players than Ligue 1 and Seria A.
>>68238010
Was Chelski laughed at?
Nope.
I wish the PL teams would stop making excuses and try to win it.
>>68238099
Do you even know what Europa league is
>>68238251
Do you even watch football?
>>68238507
I'm asking because your opinion is retarded. Look at Chelsea's route to the finals and the actual final. It's a joke Mickey Mouse throphy for small clubs.
>>68238548
Unlike the US Open Cup, which is truly a Mickey Mouse trophy for small clubs, winning the Europa gives an automatic entrance to the CL group stage.
It also has a long history.
>>68238597
If you're in the Europa league you:
2. Placed out of the top 4
3. Lost early in the CL
It's for losers. You're a loser if you want to win it. You're a loser
>>68238638
So....United fucked up last season and finished 5th on GD. According to you, they should intentionally lose in Europa next season because of last season.
They should not care about winning a competition, they should just go home, right? That is a small club mentality, right there. Big clubs hunger to win every trophy available.
I doubt you have ever competed in anything in your life.
>people unironically think Giroo is better than Vardy
This is why your general is reddit cancer
>>68238936
That's some mental gymnastics right there.
>>68232192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrM_7YDE24s
>>68232192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-OrEd2esEw
>>68239547
shit this rapper is annoying
lad looks too fancy, will have to cut that shit out
>>68239547
are >we signing a left sided Calum Chambers?
https://twitter.com/JanAageFjortoft/status/740807971286986752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
WENGER OUT
>>68240018
lol @ fans thinking a few quotes about liking Arsenal mean anything when Utd will probably double whatever Arsenal offer in wages
>>68240085
ramsey is better anyway
>>68227535
Giroud is fucking dreadful for a starting striker.
I have no idea how you could've watched our team for several years now while he slows down our attack and lumbers around like a drugged up buffalo.
Yes, Vardy is better than him. By far.
>muh Jeffers
Because Jeffers fired Everton to a league title with his goals before he joined us.
>>68240018
good. I don't get why you people think he's world class. He' average, but he plays for a team that's fast. It's easy scoring goals vs Darmstadt, Ingolstadt, etc. Try doing that vs Stoke, Swansea, West Ham, etc.
>arsecucks thought they had a chance
Vardy is staying, Lukaku when
>>68240362
>Yes, Vardy is better than him. By far.
wew lad
Vardy in yet?
4chan fixed yet?
>Being so insecure that you think Lelbeck and Girpoo will start ahead of you.
Wow. Nice """"""winner mentality""""""" there Vardy
>>68240577
When his price falls under 30m pounds
I cannot imagine Wenger splurging on Morata/Higwayne/Lukaku, if he can't get a bargain like Vardy it's gonna be some literally who striker for 18m tops
mkhitaryan when?
>>68240700
Just hope we get a striker, at the point I don't care who
just someone who cost like 25 mil
>>68240845
sure why not
>Breel Embolo to Man Utd
WENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>united get pogba
>city get obameyang
>chelsea get lukaku and morata
>wenger can't even sign vardy
no strikers incoming lads.
WENGER OUT
Mkhitaryan when
>>68241047
Never. He's just a smokescreen for Ox returning to training. LANS.
>>68241066
but there have been rumours :/
>>68241026
This is even worse than his usual shtick!
>Arsene Wenger is aware of Vardy's deep affinity with Leicester and has indicated the club are prepared to wait for a decision
>waiting on Vardy
There is literally no plan B lads. Wenger out.
>>68241026
>Literally none of those transfers have happened
>Not even one of them is more likely to happen than Vardy to Arsenal
Calm your shit Nippon-san
We're all frustrated but let's keep it together here.
You already knew the ride never ends when you decided to be an Arsenal fan
#makeArsenalBlackAgain
>>68241362
THIS.
Sturridge IN
Mane IN
Leon Bailey IN
Pogba IN
Lascelles IN
3 hours of blackout and sill no vardy in?
WONGA OUT ffs
>>68241549
Odsonne Edouard soon
>>68241267
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
WENGER OOOOOOUUUUUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km5feY16NPE
BBC Sport @BBCSport 2m2 minutes ago
Michael Carrick has signed a one-year contract extension with Manchester United
Because we were link with him for some reason a couple months ago
>people like Vardy because he's hungry to win and prove himself
>literally afraid of Giroud
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 3m
BREAKING: Sunderland striker Jermain Defoe signs contract extension until 2019.
Fuck off Wenga
http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/jamie-vardy-to-arsenal-striker-tells-england-stars-he-wants-to-stay-at-leicester-and-is-80-per-cent-a3267441.html
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68242955
wew, dodged a meme right there
>>68243039
>d-didn't want him anyway
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Troy fucking Deeney is worth more than £20 million now.
PL has gone insane
I'd swap Welbeck for him though. I'd even add £10 million in that deal
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 2m
BREAKING: @WatfordFC reject bid in region of £20m from @LCFC for captain Troy Deeney.
????????????????????????????????????????????????? 20 Million????
>>68244073
>>68244081
I think it's time to retire from watching football :3
>>68244106
innit? what a load of shite
>>68239588
isn't that drake? i dont know cuz i stay wonderfully oblivious to all of that, but still i think it's drake right?
Bellerin--Gab--Kos--RRod
------M.Aryan---Xhaka-----
Campbell---Ozil---Sanchez
---------------VARDY------------
>>68239357
You're retarded.
>>68242955
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED ARSENAL
Rob Tanner @RobTannerMerc 3h3 hours ago Tamworth, England
Spoken to a few who now believe Vardy will stay at #LCFC
>>68244224
>Gab
stopped reading there
>>68244224
>Implying
12 goals
Mkhi - Ozil - Sanchez
Cathorla - Xhaka
Monreal - Kos - Gab - Bellerin
>>68244439
Wenger won't buy a new CB
>>68244445
literally what
>>68244224
>Mkhitaryan that deep
W E W
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>>68242955
>'80% sure'
It's funny that Arseshit are techincally getting snubbed and all, but I think you lot are dodging a bullet with this wishy washy meme cunt.
>>68244536
I wouldn't say dodging a bullet tbf. It's not like Vardy is a shit as Welbeck.
But I would definitely prefer a different striker. Like Sturridge.
>>68244500
>Cazorla that deep
>Iniesta that deep
>Veratti that deep
>Febregas that deep
>>68225624
A literal Goddess.
>>68227714
>6 of which were from penalties.
Hmmmm and who won those penalties?
OH YES. Our new striker, who outpaces and forces the defender to foul. Fucking stupid nigger.
>>68245128
Rude. Racist language isn't welcome in /arse/.
>>68245165
This. Please act with decorum while in these threads.
>>68242955
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why is arsenal such a cuckold club?
Can't wait for when Wenger tells us how he nearly signed Eric Bailly
>>68245293
>Chelsea unironically finish below West Ham
>>68244445
Mhicky plays on the right on through the middle you mong
>>68245293
>Sosa still alive
lel who would have thought
Gerard Romero breaking the news that Manchester City has signed John Stones, he’s very reliable.
>>68245293
wow sosa, you're definitely gonna sit back and wait for your call from the hall of fame, eh?
>sammy sosa famously said that he never did steroids and never failed a drug test so he was gonna sit back and wait for his call from the hall of fame circa ~2008-09 and within a week of saying that the baseball-good-ol-boys-network managed to dig up some old (supposedly "anonymous") test results that had sosa failing a PED test back in 2003. thus sammy sosa is still waiting for his call from the HOF.
with the power of 20/20 hindsight has anyone gone and put together an XI of "players arsenal shoulda got" to see what >our team would be like if arsene listened to visionaries like the jewmaican and sosa and etc?
surely >we'd have a squad at that barca/buyern/RM caliber if arsene only listened to common sense in the form of the jewmaican + pals, right?
>>68245376
better yet, arsene was definitely scouting bailly as he progressed through the ranks of the espanyol youth system and he was observing him when villarreal got him for 4.4mil (because >we got gabriel from them) but he decided to go with gabriel because he was more of a finished product and thus he had a way easier time getting a work visa.
damn dortmund has lost hummels and gundogan and they expect MK-hit-aryan to go this summer while everyone wants aubameyang and you'll never be too surprised if reus eventually leaves at some point.
hopefully tuchel can work some magic otherwise dortmund's perennial status as a feeder team to the top euro sides (especially buyern) might not be enough to keep them in the CL for the next few years as they reload/rebuild
>inb4 the LA galaxy or NYCFC or some $$$LOADED$$$ side in the ML$ launches an audacious ~30mil bid to bring pulisic home!
if dortmund was able to keep their top talent around would they be at least alternating with buyern in terms of winning the 1.BL?
...and hey do >we want MKhitaryan for ~25mil? or is that a "keep it" situation disguised by >our usual battle cry of "must be nice" ??
>>68246528
didnt they just pay ~30mil for mangala last year? idk if kompany is officially 100% perma-crock status yet, but getting top CBs while you theoretically have your #1 CB around >must be nice, eh?
>mkhitaryan
>Arsenal and Juventus have been in discussions in recent weeks with Arsenal considered favourites while Liverpool have long held an interest also.
do >we gain a level in cuckdom if liverpool starts scooping up transfer targets that >we're supposedly favorites for?
desu i do kinda fear LFC getting some added !!! to get better players in cuz of >MUH KLOPP and this could lead to them joining LCFC and >spuds as sides that were traditionally outside of the usual top-4 that start perennially contending for the top-4 and thus there's ~6-8 teams fighting for those top-4 CL slots every season going forward.
i-i like/d it when >we were just kinda top-4 by default lads. fuck around with some ~300min + 4 STs PL goalless drought/spell in this forthcoming super-competitive PL and you might get buried in the hunt for >our perennial >4th place trophy
>>68225624
who is she?
>>68247008
>>68247008
No idea
>>68247044
post a timestamped pic of your hand
>>68247154
>>68247358
kek
>>68247008
elsa jean
https://twitter.com/beinsports_FR/status/740964102332239872
cant believe people don't ask him questions but i guess he probably did a deal with them not to
so have any of you fags actually applied for a job with arsenal? I was thinking of sending them in my CV and let them contact me if anything shows up.
>>68247358
You have female hands...ARE YOU A GRILL?
>>68247712
Can you and every other faggot that posts Twitter links just post the text, that website is cancer
>>68247358
S K I N N Y
B
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>>68247851
he's a beta, DYEL white cuck
>>68246971
Liverpool are traditionally the biggest club in England you uppity faggot. Arsenal are nothing in comparison.
>>68247008
Race traitor whore
>>68248184
>traditionally
>30 years ago
I guess if players cared about teams that had success before they could walk
>>68247358
With hands like that you'd make a great trap.
>tfw go to Giants v Red Sox game and find a fucking wasteman
Ox to MLS when?
>>68248359
He's too shit for the MLS
>>68248359
should have told him to fuck off to West Ham
WENGER OUT NOW
>>68247358
T-Tetsuya?
>>68248317
You say that as if Arsenal have won a major trophy more recently recently than Liverpool have.
Spoiler: They haven't
>>68248184
and the sun will never set on the british empire, right?
postin'
>>68248790
shhh... you might think you're chumming the waters for His return but in reality all you're doing is driving Him underground.
just cross your fingers say your prayers and eat your vitamins and know that anytime you see /a/nime in /a/rse/ you know that somewhere, somehow The Loser that we need and quite honestly also deserve is here among >us.
>GODSPEED, TETTYBURR, GODSPEED!
>>68251225
Do u know his Twitter? I wanna see how his mtf transformations is going
>>68251246
of course i don't know his twitter. i try to keep any and all /arse/play separate and compartmentalized from the rest of my life, especially after i caught a 3 day ban after once copping to having a dream with the jewmaican and cara in it (tho in the dream jewmaican was only posting on /arse/and cara was cara, but her face/body/person were different from IRL cara. i guess i dreamed of a hotter chick in her place? hmm)
yeah i reckon if you hang around here long enough and keep asking someone* will know. good luck anon.
* = i wouldn't be surprised if He Himself came here and informed you via proxy/mult/etc. "vanity: my favorite sin" - al 'satan' pacino in the devil's advocate
>>68251582
Man ur probably the most autistic poster on here. I don't know why you have to write a mulitparagraph response to my one yes or no question.
>>68251714
And that's coming from a Canadian. Get it together man
>>68251714
same reason supermasochist bob flanagan gave for why he does things like nail his dick to a board 13 times over: because i can.
btw keeping tabs on tet outside of /arse/ is pretty autistic imo. #ImJustSayin...........#Rosemont
>>68251898
dude it's just sosa.... WGAF?
aren't we supposed to fulfill our /arse/ summertime duties of whining about every transfer that doesn't involve us with the obligatory battlecry of "must be nice" ?? why bother with tet? i didnt even notice that he was gone til [so-not-sosa] over there brought him up.
>>68240577
never
