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The Obama to City rumours were bullshit

Tottenham in talks with £12m-rated Vincent Janssen

Zlatan is waiting until July to sign with United so he gets a bonus from PSG
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>de gay
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>>68204881

What now faggot?

>City and Borussia both deny any contact for Aubameyang
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Austrians out
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>>68217353
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>>68217325
>he rates Janssen
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>>68217325
>buying Dutch strikers
ISHYGDDT
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Scouting Janssen on YouTube right now

Will be back with results
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>>68217353
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tfw no gf
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>>68217403
Just get an old one on free transfer
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>>68217370
Belgian+Dutch team when?

---------------------Courtois---------------------
Tete--Alderweireld--Vertonghen--Willems
---Nainggolan--Strootman--Wijnaldum---
-------de Bruyne--Lukaku--Hazard---------

And have Koeman coach them
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>>68217380
Can confirm his quality, probably too good to be riding the bench for kane
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>>68217403
>tfw even the lower class HIV positive bird won't give you an answer
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>>68217425
Hnnnnnng
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>buying the eredivisie top scorer
It's a trap
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RING RING
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>>68217351
Not that guy but he's absolutely leaving this summer, just not to city
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Sebastian Rode confirms that he turned down a concrete offer from Spurs in favour of Dortmund
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>>68217469
I'd do the same tBh
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>>68217452
Afonso Alves was a great signing
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>>68217380
Scout Markus Henriksen if you can as well, premium Rosenborg-quality.
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>Manchester City are in talks to sign Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 26, for a club record £58m. (Times)

Manchester United are prepared to delay signing Sweden striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic until after 30 June so the 34-year-old can pick up a lucrative loyalty bonus for seeing out his Paris St-Germain contract. (Daily Telegraph)

>Midfielder Nemanja Matic, 27, has told incoming Chelsea boss Antonio Conte he wants to join former Blues manager Jose Mourinho at Manchester United. (Sun)

Arsenal have made a £25m bid for Leicester forward Riyad Mahrez, 25, after several meetings with his representatives. (Tancredi Palmeri, via Daily Express)

>The Gunners are not interested in signing Algeria international Mahrez. (Daily Mirror)

Leicester trio Wes Morgan, Kasper Schmeichel and Robert Huth have told striker Jamie Vardy, 29, to turn down a move to Arsenal. (Daily Telegraph)

>Former striker Alan Smith, who played for Leicester and Arsenal, says Vardy should follow his lead and join the Gunners. (Talksport)

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is preparing a £30m offer for 24-year-old Southampton forward Sadio Mane. (Sun)

>Klopp's presence at Argentina's Copa America game against Chile on Monday was not part of an attempt to sign 28-year-old Napoli striker Gonzalo Higuain. (Liverpool Echo)

Leicester have made an £8m offer for Nice midfielder Nampalys Mendy, 23, as they prepare for the possible departure of 25-year-old N'Golo Kante. (Daily Mail)

>Tottenham hope to complete the £12m signing of 21-year-old AZ Alkmaar striker Vincent Janssen, the top scorer in the Dutch Eredivisie last season. (Daily Mirror)

Everton will tell centre-back John Stones they will not sell him, despite the 22-year-old being ready to push for a move. (Daily Mirror)

>Roma midfielder Radja Nainggolan, 28, says he is happy at the club but an offer from Chelsea is a "big deal" and has to be considered. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
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>>68217485
>Newcastle midfielder Moussa Sissoko, 26, wants to leave following their relegation to the Championship and says Arsenal are "the club of my heart". (Foot Mercato via Evening Standard)

Paris St-Germain will appoint Sevilla boss Unai Emery as their new manager, with the 44-year-old set to replace Laurent Blanc. (Marca)

>PSG defender Marquinhos, 22, who has been linked with Chelsea and Manchester United, says he is in talks about his future at the French champions. (Daily Express)

Leeds have not received any bids for highly rated 22-year-old left-back Charlie Taylor despite reported interest from Liverpool and Stoke.(Yorkshire Evening Post)

>Crystal Palace hope to sell 24-year-old midfielder Jordon Mutch to Norwich. (Sun)

Bristol City want to sign 27-year-old Bournemouth midfielder Lee Tomlin, who spent the second half of last season on loan at Ashton Gate, on a £3m permanent deal. (Bristol Post)

>Sheffield Wednesday are keen to bring in Watford defender Daniel Pudil, 30, on a permanent deal after a successful loan spell.(Sheffield Star)

Premier League newcomers Middlesbrough have turned down the chance to sign 31-year-old Liverpool centre-back Martin Skrtel, who is now set to join Besiktas. (Northern Echo)

>Aston Villa boss Roberto di Matteo wants to sign a striker and may move for Dwight Gayle if Crystal Palace make the 25-year-old available. (Birmingham Mail)
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>>68217469
where?
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>>68217495
>>68217485
Why don't EPL clubs put more time and effort into coaching the players they have instead of buying foreign imports?
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>>68217475
who?
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>>68217461
Can someone explain to me the origin of this meme and the dutch cityfan. I must've missed that thread
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>>68217507
In an interview for Bild.
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>>68217495
>>Newcastle midfielder Moussa Sissoko, 26, wants to leave following their relegation to the Championship and says Arsenal are "the club of my heart". (Foot Mercato via Evening Standard)
Sissoko is such a cunt. Why does he think Arsenal would want him right now?
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>>68217509
Guy who single handedly caused boro's relegation by being so expensive and shit
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Buying an eredivisie striker is a gamble in recent times. Suarez turned out great. Altidore and Alves were shit.
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>>68217508
dont want to get relegated

managers dont want to give inexperienced players game time and suffer poor results and get sacked

bad coaching structures
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eredivisie top scorers of the last few seasons
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>>68217512
City is winning, bandwagoner talks shit, start conceding and end up losing the game and he disappears. SOme days later he reappera and to the anons that asked where he was while City was losing answered that he had an important phonecall
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>>68217529
>black african french
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>>68217512
He wasn't in thread when city lost
people said where were u when he came back
he was phone call
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Christoph Kramer to BMG confirmed
https://twitter.com/borussia/status/740494449067851777
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>>68217512
I missed it too but I'm pretty sure city were losing and he said he had to go to the phone but he never came back
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>>68217546
That was fast, I only heard about it an hour ago
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>>68217546
>over the past few seasons they've gone from a Xhaka-Kramer, to a Xhaka-Dahoud, to a Kramer-Dahoud midfield
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>>68217565
but dahoud is leaving lid

also is dahoud any good?
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>>68217546
>sell Xhaka for 45
>buy Kramer for 15
good business desu

>>68217565
basically no loss of quality
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>>68217353
Austrians IN
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>>68217012

Do you think anyone ever purposefully "leaks" false info to the papers to confuse opposing teams?
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>>68217574
They're not going to sell then buy , whole new midfield in one window.

>>68217575
It really is good business. They've still got a bit over 20m for other areas.
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>>68217575
>>sell Xhaka for 45
>>buy Kramer for 15
>good business desu
not really m8. Even Rode for 15 is a better deal than Kramer for 15.
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>>68217592
almost certainly
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>>68217546
just type borussia mönchengladbach you tool it's not difficult
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>>68217592
Possibly. Who knows.

Didn't some Preston players leak their team and tactics to the opposition once because they hated the manager? Think Graham Westley was in charge there at the time.
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>>68217631
Bad meme desu.
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>>68217592
i doubt international coaches base theyr trainings and tactical choices on waht the Sun says
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>>68217637
football would be funnier if they did
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how did Di Marzio manage to get a fanbase that will make any excuse on behalf of him
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>>68217495
>Belgium manager Marc Wilmots has been rushed to hospital yesterday after he suffered from a stroke while preparing tactics for the upcoming Euro 2016. His assistant found him in his private study when he was writing "absolute nonsense" on the drawing board while making incomprehensible remarks about possible ways to beat 'tough opposition like Finland'. A team of doctors at the hospital decided it was best "for him and the nation" to keep him in an induced coma until at least July 10. (Sunday Mirror)
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>>68217597
Kramer was good at BMG
I prefer him a lot over Rode
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>>68217657
just type borussia mönchengladbach you tool it's not difficult
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Any updates on the mkhitaryan to arsenal situation?
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>>68217664
deal fell through after his name was misspelled on the contract
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>>68217657
Kramer hasn't played well since the WC. And he was terrible at Leverkusen.
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>>68217512
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>>68217651
He plays it smartly. He usually only releases his 'exclusives' when the transfer is 90% done, and makes it seem like he was the first to break the deal. Then people believe him on the riskier ones, because of his earlier successes (which anyone really could have predicted).
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>>68217683
what I really want to know is where that image of 'him' came from
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>>68217696
He posted it in one of his eternal blue moon threads.

He quickly deleted it when people started taking the piss but it was too late
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>>68217696
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>>68217687
basically indy kaila with more credentials then
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>>68217664
Deal collapsed after Özil publicly denied the Armenian genocide
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>>68217687
So pretty much the standard itk tactic?
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>>68217664
turned them down to play with vardy at lester
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>>68217452
Suarez worked out alright
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>>68217707
Indy kaila, but foreign, so people assume he knows what's going on in Europe.
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>>68217711
kek
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>>68217711
Ozil probably has no idea what that is
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>>68217704
>>68217702
cool I found it
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63172060/#63175360
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>>68217741
>he actually did it, the absolute mad man
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>you now remember when there were enough city tripfags on /sp/ to fill each spot in this image
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>>68217741
>none of the top teams have the composure to challenge for the title long term this season
kek
KEK
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>>68217655
Kek, keep doing these pls
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I don't really understand this stuff about Emre Mor.
(Disclaimer: I'm extremely bitter about a guy who was born and grew up in Denmark choosing to represent a foreign country)

How is he judged to be the best player under 21 at the European Championships in his position when his entire professional career consists of being released due to disciplinary issues and then playing literally a dozen games for a mediocre team in one of the weaker European leagues?
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>>68217542
good post
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So where does this Kramer to BMG business leave Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg
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>>68217508
because they have a lot of money and can outsource that job to poorfag clubs
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>>68217835
did they even try to be sensible with those positions
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76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#9**
This married foreign born A list soccer player definitely has a bad reputation when it comes to his on field behavior. Off the field there are a few male escorts in his home country and where he plays who have broken body parts showing his off the field behavior is not much better. Luis Suárez (club: Barcelona) (born in Salto, Uruguay); or Pepe (club: Real Madrid) (born in Maceió, Brazil)
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spurs only need another CB, cover at full back and CM, a left winger and a backup striker and they've got a title winning side next season
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>>68217875
Suarez obviously
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>>68217863
No, these lineups almost never make sense.
>Coman, Sane wingbacks
>only one proper CB in a 3 man defence
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>>68217875
>Suarez biting lads' cocks off

Jesus
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>>68217846
The trash?
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>>68217889
I thought they were focusing on Javi Martinez?
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>>68217881
Even with those additions it'll be tough with champions league. But seeing they were in for Rode is a good sign, and janssen and vazquez too. At least the necessary additions are being hunted early
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>>68217900
nice
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Dortmund move quick to quash shit

Bundesliga Spotlight @BundesligaSpot 30m
SportBILD: Henrikh Mkhitaryan has rejected a 4-year extension with #BVB worth an annual salary of €7m. Wants to go to the Premier League.

Bundesliga Spotlight @BundesligaSpot 6m
Michael Zorc speaking to SportBILD: "We know nothing about Henrikh (Mkhitaryan) rejecting a contract offer."
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>>68217485

>Borussia Dortmund has rejected a £65m offer for Aubameyang from Man City

>>68217467

He might, but for 100 million Euro.
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>>68217900
Hot.
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>BVB have rejected the rumours about Aubameyang stating they don’t know anything about an interest from ManCity

lol get fucked shitty no one wants to go to your shitty club
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>>68217655
My gran just had a stroke and the doctors say she won't live.
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>>68217875
Pepe, Suarez has always been a nice guy off the pitch and his entire career has been a move to live with his gf (now wife). Pepe is a mentalist also he's a Brazillian so he's probably a bit gay at least.
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>Borussia Dortmund are interested in Croatia National Kovacic for a potential fee of 25 million Euro as a Gündogan replacement.
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>>68217875
>>68217997

Also, what's this website again? I like hearing surprisingly-accurate rumours about celebrities.
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>>68217969
>there's no intention of Hummels to join Bayern said both sides recently

wew!
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Janssen to Tottenham is such a weird transfer, do they expect to lose Kane?
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>>68218001
Seems legit

http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2016/JUNE.html
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lads how do i stop being constantly paranoid, its ruining my life
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>>68218001

CDAN is the entertainment lawyer guy, agcwebpages has a round up of all the juicy shit every day or two going back to about 1995.
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>>68218005
They need another striker, they only have Kane
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>>68218014
stop smoking weed
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Bailly to Utd official, subject to work poermit
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>>68217542
Alfreð is good, I watched a few sociedad games when he was there and it was the most boring football I ever saw

there were 0 chances created all game.. much more fun at augsburg
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>>68217741
>you dont need to attend games to be a real fan
dutch city gloryhunter (2015)
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greatest CB in the world desu
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>>68218020
i dont though
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>>68218034
never heard of him. Can someone do a sum up without referring to FIFA
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>>68218034
even he doesn't know how this happened
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Hyped for this lad pitching up at somewhere like Ebbsfleet or Dulwich Hamlet this season.
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>>68218010
>7. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#6**
Despite her success, this foreign born A list singer with a string of hits worldwide is broke as a joke and has decided she can make more money yachting this summer than touring. Oh sure she will play some shows, but yachting is going to be her go to money maker. Charli XCX (in Cannes); Carly Rae Jepsen; Tove Lo

Is yachting a euphemism or something?
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>>68218046
http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2015/SUPERBLINDITEM.html
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>>68218046

It's when celebs sliding off the radar get paid to fuck Arabs etc dying for celeb skin, usually at the Cannes film festival or Dubai. Lindsay lohan is/was a long time yachter, as is Kate Hudson, for example.
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>>68218010
>13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#12**
This actor is probably A list. Two hit shows. One of the shows iconic. Already drama about one of his new projects because the lead actress wouldn’t sleep with him, he has been pressuring producers to cast this unknown teen actress to be his love interest because he wants to keep having sex with her.
Actor: Matt LeBlanc
Hit shows: "Friends"; "Joey"; "Episodes"
New show: "Man With a Plan"
Actress who wouldn’t sleep with him: Jenna Fischer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJwPOAnvp7g

Oh god, it reminds me of something from Episodes so much.
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>>68218037
I'll try, I unironically watch Lel Liga besides Real/Barca

He's pretty quick for a tall guy, and good in the tackle. He's progressed a lot through the season, but he wasn't an undisputed starter for Villarreal at any point, really. He has bags of potential, but lacks a bit of composure, as most young CB's do. He's pretty attacking-minded for a CB as well.

>Conclusion
Good, but not worth the price tag
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>>68218037
88 potential in career mode
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>>68218045
looked at the kids twitter. Now convinced he will kill Ronaldo eventually
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>get 15m for Gabriel Paulista (Shit)
>sign a replacement for 3m or something
>sell HIM a year later for 30m
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>>68218034
Does his arrival mean Blind will be moved to midfield?
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>>68218108

Blind is getting booted out m8
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>15. THE GOSSIP LIFE 06/02
This is one for all the soccer fans in the UK. This footballer, a current/former Arsenal player, professes to be such a devout Muslim that he refuses to touch alcohol and engage in depraved behaviour. Well, the pictures I saw seem to disagree. He’s obtained an injunction to prevent the story from surfacing, but the pictures show the footballer engaged in a steamy group sex session, guzzling down alcohol and acting like a royal prat. Praise be to Allah indeed!

Who is it?
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>>68218003
source
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>>68218087
>15 M € aprox le costaron Gabriel, Bailly y Vietto al Villarreal. Los vendió poco después por 75 M € aprox.

weeew
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>$player_name to united confirmed
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Oh, look. Utd sign a player without months of being linked in the newspapers

Quelle Surprise
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>>68218121
source
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>>68218005
He'll be second to kane, and at times spurs will play two up top when needed
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>>68218115
Diaby
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>>68218115
could honestly be any muslim. Ozil, Diaby, Sanogo take your pick
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>>68217881
>cover at fullback
literally out most in-depth positions
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Someone post the image of the lad extending his contract at sainsburys or somewhere like that
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>>68218139
Özil never denied liking booze and women.
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DAD

DAD?!
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>Napoli have reportedly nearly secured the signing of Udinese's Piotr Zielinski

>liverpoo
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3630181/England-s-secret-assistant-boss-Ray-Lewington-let-slip-team-Euro-2016-opener-against-Russia.html
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i genuinly fear for my mental health
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>>68218171
why, la'?
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>>68218139
>Sanogo
Does this guy still unironically exist?
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>>68218171
Seek help lad
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>>68218171
Me too :)
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>>68218171
Me too but I'm hoping it consumes me to the point of no return desu
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>>68218171
drop some acid
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>>68218171
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>LIVERPOOL have finally confirmed the rumours by bidding £20 for some cup semi final tickets
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>>68218171
Who /mentalissues/ here?
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>>68218180
Didn't he get sent off for Charlton last year and Karl Robinson had a full on rage against him?
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>>68218191
Not a good idea when you are mental imo
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>>68218210
everything will become clear
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>british journalism
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>>68218191
i want to try mdma but im scared how i will react to it
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>>68218236
Tancredible is obviously unaware that Mkhitaryan's in the bag
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>>68218243
Drop few Yellow Bentines then follow it with a line of Triple Sod when the comedown starts
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>>68218115
Nasri?

He's had time on his hands
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>>68218203
i just have aspergers, social anxiety, and chronic depression. none of which are real
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>>68218256
i know some of those words
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>>68218108
Blind was annoyed van clown got the sack. He needs to be booted
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>>68218203
/sadandlonely/ here
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>>68218265
Don't do anything before getting your mental health assessed if you really think it's an issue for you.
If you don't exercise, start
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>>68218263
Audibly lel'd
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>>68218263

Sounds to me like you need to get a job, stop whining, get off the internet, go running/then to the gym and get a life outside of your computer.
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>>68218275
4chan nullifies the pain desu
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-------------------Romero
Valencia--Smalling--Bailly--Rojo
--------------Fellaini--Young
Depay--------Lingard-------Martial
-----------------Rashford
-------------------Zlatan
---------------------------Mata
---------------------Rooney
---------Schneiderlin---Herrera
--------------------Carrick
Shaw---Blind----------McNair----------Darmian
---------------------De Gea

Black utd vs white utd, who wins?
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>>68218263
the anxiety causes the other two imho
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>>68218263

Your the reason I have to go miles into town and have a billion interviews where no one believes a word I say and have to keep miles of paper work from doctors

So i can have the privilege of living on £55 a week wile shadow monsters attack me at night, I hope they come for you one day
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>>68218292

thanks dr. phil
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>>68218243
nothing to be scared of desu
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>>68217879
CONFIRMED
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>>68217325

>Barca after Pjanic, Umiti and Nolito
>not Pogba, Mustafi and Mahrez

>Messi to be jailed for tax evasion
>club to be punished for Neymar shady deal

IT'S OVER, BARCELONA IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT
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>>68218300
>Young in DM
Put Fosu-Mensah there and the blacks steamroll the whites
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>>68218305
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>>68218324
except your fears and anxieties getting amped tenfold once the high starts waning down
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>>68218301
>anxiety causing aspergers
>australians
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>>68218305
i am? why is this my fault?
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>>68218353
assburgers tendencies
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>>68218348
Thanks bro, it's tough some times
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>>68218362
Try xanax and Seroquel or risperidone
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>>68218325
Who are St. Gallen?
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Just put on a tv show I haven't watched before. Wanted to have it on in the background while doing some major cleaning.
Only to find I'm not getting any cleaning done! My attention is occupied by the telly now!
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>>68218355

You have nothing wrong with you, if you needed to you could work a job.

Instead you use bullshit conditions with millions of other lazy fucks and people who fucking a dangers to themself and others for most of they day have to jump throw loops because they think I'm
One of you. And there some many lazy faggot the pay for not working is not even enough to live on

I have night (and some times days) I'd rather die then live throw again, and befor you call me a lazy fuck I do volenteer work everyday I can
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>>68218389
And now it's also occupied by this thread.
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>tfw even though I do nothing all year I still never find the time to study
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>>68218400
Yes haha. Sitting on the edge of my couch watching while also having a cheeky look at /trans/ :p
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>>68218389
Whats the show
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talking big sense lads
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>>68218408
Stop using 4chan
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>>68218375
The oldest still existing football club in continental Europe.
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>>68218414
I don't want people to laugh at me
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>>68218427
I thought that was KB. Or is that the oldest "ball game club" instead
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>>68218429
We're not people, we're just figments of your imagination.
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>>68218423
unpossible
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do you guys judge people internally while you talk to them or afterwards
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went out to buy some lunch lads, any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation while i was gone?
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>>68218459
I already judged you internally tbqh
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>>68218459
I judge people based on whether or not they've got a fucking leaf on their flag
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>>68218464

>went out

how did you manage that lad?
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>>68218374

All
Of them mate, but I have to take a large dose and I hate how your fucking brain shuts down and its hard to talk or think your ideas throw and intent to walk the line with the dose
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>>68218472
Håhåhå
Hohohoho
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>>68217835
Because nobody picking this chart watches Danish football

They saw that he recently made a senior app for Turkey, a somewhat strong national team

now he's in the chart

will probably come on as a sub in five-ten games next season for BvB then get sold to Koln/Augsburg
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>>68218474
just answer the question
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>>68218476
what does xanax feel like, can you go on and off at your own whim
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>>68217998
I think you made this up, but I would like it to be true
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>>68218045
>Danish
Doesn't look like a Dane
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>>68218439
Guess it depends on semantics, since they fused to become FC Copenhagen.
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>>68218526
FC Copenhagen own the professional license, but KB still play in the pyramid. They're in the 5th tier and take part in cups and all.
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>>68218508

You feel fine, but it's hard to talk to people and hold a conversation in your head

You
Cannot just go on or off it, when you
Go on you should be having regular blood tests to make shure it's not fucking you up too bad

And going off any anti psychotics is always a bad thing, it all comes rushing back after a few days,
When your on them your on them for good
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>>68218399
i see, so you think i'm claiming benefits for conditions i don't have?
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>>68217542
>Memepiss was a top scorer

How shit is Dutch league?
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>>68218540
Another thing is they say you
Won't build
Up a tolerance to them, in my exsperiance you
Do but very very slowly
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Might go outside

Feel a bit sick
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>>68218540
>it's hard to talk to people
>implying i will be doing any of that

>you should be having regular blood tests
not going to be involved with any doctor or have anyone know im taking it, i just want to try it to see what its like
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>>68218541
I don't know mate, maybe you do we never met.

Tell me your aliments NEET bro?
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>>68218570
Who knows, maybe you'll find a job outside
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>>68217542
2012-13 was a wild season.
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rate my latest meme

been working on it for the last hour
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>>68218585
see >>68218263
i'm unable to convince myself any of my suspected conditions are real things. and i am not claiming benefits, so i don't know why that other guy got so angry at me, other than he misunderstood my post.
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>>68218399
>I do volenteer work everyday I can
Hello janny
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>>68218573
Sound like a bad idea, you need a team of pros keeping an eye on your health, I inderstand Canada has good health care.

If you was to do it, start on a small dose for a few weeks, if it works stop there, if not increase it another small dose for a few weeks
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>>68218615
jesus christ
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>>68218593
Im starting a job soon

Looking for a place to live is making me a bit stressed

I just heard thunder though so maybe not the best idea
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>>68218617
There both me faggot
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>>68218616
it would be better if the punchline wasn't given away in the first panel
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>>68218300
>Romero & Rojo

butthurt argies in 1...
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>>68218615
G'wan Ireland!!
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https://twitter.com/SunderlandAFC/status/740528862627520512

So bright he needed those glasses.
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>>68218627
i've been watching this map build up for a while, it's quite interesting

http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=12
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>you now remember Iain Dowie

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/iain-dowie-new-job-its-7601935
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>>68218620
Who's jammy?

I could use a good lolcow laugh
>also if your interested I volunteered for Rotherham United last summer, playing football with retarded kids, was fun
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>>68218649
That's a lot of shit happening in Europe.
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bants
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>>68218653
lol
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>>68218689
Cringe
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>>68218689
LOL!
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>>68217325
i love trans lads
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>>68218689
Did you make this?
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im probably just going to become an alcoholic to be honest
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>>68218706
PELE DEBUTO CON UN PIBE
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>>68218708
Don't do that bro, alcoholism is ugly
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Hazard to Real Madrid confirmed
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>>68218689
who makes these

none of them have ever been even remotely funny
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>>68218708
tfw never been drunk
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>>68218689

christ
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>Euro 2016 news: I miss Xavi and Xabi Alonso, says Iniesta
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>>68218708
These things seem like a good idea now but a few years down the line you will be fucked

How old are you mate?
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>>68218715
so is your mum but we all did that
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>>68218722
Xavi and Xabi baby
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>>68218715
Isn't that just called, Been English?
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>>68218723
23
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>>68218643
oh baby, more Can't Defend van Super Bloots.
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Can someone give me a list of the approved and banned /trans/ memes for this window please?

I was told that we're no longer doing "x word essay due in y hours" or Irish slags, but "Javi Martinez to Liverpool" is still acceptable?
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