Lord knows im a righteous man.. he will not lead me into temptation and deliver us from evil
estonia pls
seeing this really makes me a little bit more sympathetic about shit like kobe reportedly having over 100 side hoes in LA alone
>>68207647
>implying Curry and every other basketball player don't fuck side bitches every day
>>68207921
As a professional athlete, do the Derek Jeter thing. Sure, you won't have a loving wife or kids, but you keep your money as long as you wrap it up and have your entourage give you an alibi.
You fell for the Curry is a family man meme
>>68208065
Jeter has herpes though
>>68207647
That's a man.
>>68207647
>Be light skin with green eyes in your twenties
>Get married and have two kids
Why?
>>68208503
>having sex before marriage
>going to hell
no thanks
>>68208503
Weak minded.
>>68208503
>not marrying and having kids with your highschool sweetheart
>>68207647
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
steph curry is known to be THE most hung guy in the nba, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with steph barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on stephs throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>68208503
His wife is pretty qt though, and she's not just a glory-seeking whore but his high school sweetheart.
She's had two kids and I bet she's still a really solid fuck.
estonia has been posting jungle fever all day
>>68209228
shes gotten fat tho
>>68209292
>being a low test faggot
>>68209292
>>68209331
>>68209399
>being attracted to untermensch
L O L
O
L
>>68208065
if you are worth any more than 2 million do the jeter thing
>>68209228
>she's not just a glory-seeking whore
Oxymoron, all women are glory seeking whores
>she's had two kids
gross
>>68209509
>so he posts a mudslime
American education, everybody
>>68208949
what the fuck U. S. of america.
>>68209228
>I bet she's still a really solid fuck.
i think i could never knowlingly fuck a woman who has had children. that would be so awful. i would have to stop using her vagina because i found out what it's really used for. for pushing out babies. it's like when i raced my cousin down a hill using my grandma's wheelchair when i was a kid and then my older cousin came out and scolded us for playing with it... because grandma couldn't walk. plus their vaginas would be all flappy and horrible. i think i have a deep repressed memory of seeing my mother's vagina as a child. i was an enormous baby when i was born and i probably ruined it, and ruined my dad's fun for the rest of his life. i really hope my dad has a mistress somewhere. being gay would be so much easier.
also i have a phobia of pregnant woman because i can't stop imagining how easy it would be to kick them in the stomach and kill the baby. i can't be in the same room with them. i hope i never become so stupid or lonely enough to get married.
>>68210035
i mentioned racing, it's /sp/ related
>>68209509
Both Curry and his wife are white, m8
>>68210099
>all that nap
>white
>>68209985
damn fampai, you sound like you have trauma.
also, i think it may be the chinese government wanting you to have sex with fewer womenz since, you know, over population
good luck getting guts atlantic sea bro
>>68208463
Little known fact: Jessica Alba caught herpes from Jeter.
>>68210099
>Both Curry and his wife are white
>>68210244
[citation needed]
>>68210328
They would be treated as white if they were raised in suburbia senpai
Don't understand why that's "sexy". Looks like she's trying to un-lodge something in between her teeth.
>>68210351
Google it faggot.
>>68208503
Because he'd had sex before he was 25.
>>68210099
They look like brother and sister.
>>68207647
Thots like this are the reason his wife is at every game.
>>68210412
His ball hair from the bj before the game
>>68209228
she a gross whale
>>68209509
Curry and his wife are whiter than those poo skins you posted
>>68210099
ayesha is black
steph is half black half white
yet their kid looks half black half white
?? did ayesha cuck steph with a white boy?
>>68210244
so many bitches caught the herps from him.
>>68210099
They look like scarecrows
>>68210099
To be fair I'm pretty sure this is white in brazil
>>68208463
everyone has herpes
I would cheat on my wife work hoes after every game idgaf
>>68212525
That's a guy.
>>68212525
thats a trap
>>68208949
10/10
>>68212525
Wouldn't bang if I was in Currys position, sure I'd be tempted by filthy hotties but that looks like a trap
>>68208463
besides herpes, jeter gave those hoes autographed sports memorabilia. right after doing the deed.
the biracial angel is one cool dude.
>>68209509
>literally limiting your potential pussy pool
not that it made any difference lma
>>68207647
based bunda estibro
>>68211730
>curry is half black and half white
no hes not, his sister said they're half black and half creole, both sides of his family are black
>>68210099
Brows on fleek
>>68213334
I remember the story that lead to this revelation. Some bitch had a one night stand with Jeter and got autographed stuff. Meets him again a year later, has a one night stand and gets more autographed stuff. She tries to spin it into him being an asshole instead of realizing how mediocre and forgettable she must be.
>>68213719
I still have no idea what Creole means as a race. I think it's just what people say when they don't wanna admit they're part french.
>>68213719
>both sides of his family are black
dell got cucked mate, no way is he steph's dad
>>68214904
she should be happy. it could have been just a fruit basket.
>>68215107
master race happened.
deal with it.
at least he has a father unlike lelbon (could be calvin murphy though).
>>68214995
It was more of a way for blacks who weren't slaves to identify themselves to whites so they could actually enjoy property rights and voting rights. If you were half and half you were creole, but the further you got from that it changed. It's used differently today but that's the way it was used then.
>>68212525
>zero value
>>68214995
I'd be a nigger 100 times before admitting I was actually part French.
>>68212525
That's a man baby
>>68208949
This looks fresh.
>>68208949
Kek
>>68207647
le glass ankles and former eternal 5th seeder sold his soul to become the player he is now.
>>68208949
>>68208503
i agree, a total waste. its probably because he's super christian.
>>68215740
Is that David James?
>>68209859
>>68215740
This is pasta that's been floating around /tv/ forever.
>>68212525
Hngggggg i love manly woman like this
Sometimes I wish there was a real Christian imageboard so I could avoid sinners such as yourselves.
>>68210099
me in the middle
>>68209859
That's pasta lad
>>68210099
This. It also explains why Steph didn't rape the chick in the OP.
>>68211150
That doesn't even follow.
>>68217016
I find ZERO hard to believe, honestly
A very small number? Sure
BUT ZERO?
>>68217042
they probably just dont report it so they get the money from having a child
ya know
>>68212525
Getit would get it
>>68212174
This tbpqhwyfam
>>68217042
yup, zero.
>>68208503
How dare someone have morals
>>68212090
"Im just giving the boys a little motivation I guess"
What did she mean by this?
