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stuff that happened today:
zlatan's "big announcement" today was just clothes and shit
vardy won't make an arsenal decision until after the euros (i.e. 3 games kek)
koeman to everton imminent
palace prepared to offer £10.5m for townsend
sissoko is massively overestimating his own quality once again and says he wants to join arsenal
dortmund sign emre mor
bailly passes his manure medical
man shitty are in advanced negotiations with aubameyang
*sigh*
why does sissoko think he's so good?
Fucking howling at the autists in the last thread
Spurs in talks with Franco Vasquez of Palermo
Any use or another literal who?
Some of his youtube stuff makes it seem like theres a bit of Dembele about him. But that doesnt mean much.
>>68202208
shut up
>>68202218
he plays decent anytime newcastle are on sky sports
>>68202222
fucking HOWLING
just broke my fast lads
AMA
First for how to talk to girls
no gf yet
>chelshit are going to spend 60 million euros on morata
>>68202229
hes very good
about time he left palermo
>>68202248
wtf
IMAGINE if Arsenal sign both Vardy and Sissoko in the same window.
>>68202248
be attractive and say anything
>>68202248
start with "hi"
>>68202222
what happened, has it gone full britfeel again
>nothing about obama on bbc yet
fuck off with your shitty rumours
>>68202262
>tfw when he convinces Pogba to join him
>>68202248
>septum piercing
Probably one of the biggest red flags out there.
>>68202262
Look at the positives at-least it's not Lukaku.
>>68202248
>that piercing
w h y
bac to arse when?
>>68202262
>mfw conte brings in Ogbonna and Giaccherini
>>68202282
no imagine if they sign vardy, sissoko AND mkhitaryan in the same window
just give them the league
>>68202310
piss off
>>68202315
>the girl on the right
JUST
>>68202248
pls be in london
>>68202315
State of that to her right, is it a female peter griffin?
>>68202229
him and dybala were a good partnership
>>68202248
>sticking a piece of metal through your own face
>>68202315
me on the right
>>68202315
>sales at primark
avoid at all cost
literally only thing i remember about sissoko is when he scored that late winner against chelsea when he first joined and everyone was wanking over him
has he done anything of note since then
>>68202267
>>68202344
Good to hear. But as always, ill take it with a pinch of salt
Dortmund selling EVERYONE and buying 15 twelve year olds that will play together with Reus next year
€77M for Obama. Fuck me, Citeh are such cunts.
>>68202310
God, so tryhard and desperate for (yous). You know as soon as he finished typing that he waited for enough replies to post it on /r/4chan.
>>68202378
tactics tuchel has been playing too much fm
>>68202248
just bee urself :)
why does arsenal have such a large black roadman fanbase when islington is a rich posh boy ends?
and why does tottenham have such a large white jewish fanbase when tottenham is a ghetto shithole roadman paradise?
>>68202378
>yfw Neverkusen surpasses Vizemund next season
Who /scared of German posters/ here?
Who /bed/ here?
>>68202382
>€77M for Obama
premier league record no?
Herrera and Higuan announced this time next week la
>>68202331
>conte
>having any influence over transfers
hes going to get players emenalo watched youtube highlights of with shit euro trance music and end up sacked by november
>>68202160
>man shitty are in advanced negotiations with aubameyang
feels good to see dirtmund suffer.
Moving to Burgerland on Thursday, how hard should I push the English on my profile?
>>68202229
very technically skilled, slow as fuck, plays as a classic #10
>Mkhitaryan for his own part is dreaming of the English Premier League. "My favourite team is Arsenal," said the attack-minded midfielder, who has played ten games for Armenia, scoring once. "I like their attacking play and fast style. Moreover, Arsène Wenger puts faith in young players while demanding results at the same time. I like that and want to play there one day."
Based
wait is obama actually happening this is the first i've heard of it
i thought he was staying at dortmund because he wanted madrid?
>>68202160
>Only talking about premier league transfers in OP post
No wonder you are all cocksucking instead of winning European cups, aren't you fucking wankers?
>europa league soon
>tfw want to go to away game but dont wanna drive 2000km by myself
>>68202488
would love either him or mahrez at arsenal
we're desperate for a winger and both of them would be relatively cheap considering how good they are
>>68202491
From some reporter from the Mirror:
>Man City mystified on Aubameyang reports...
>He's on radar but price too high & since then there have been "no conversations, no meetings, no offers, nothing"
>>68202506
>0-1
>>68202506
Calm down, pablo. Its not our fault the prem is the most relevant league in the world
>>68202506
Shut up franco
Man City mystified on Aubameyang reports....
https://twitter.com/MullockSMirror/status/740285951730196480
>>68202439
not for long
>>68202506
There's a Bundesliga rumour too.
>>68202539
Literally who
>>68202506
We're so sorry we didn't include a Barca or Madrid rumor for you bandwagoning faggots.
Scared of City Bayern-ifying the league 2bh.
>>68202446
can wait to see them holding the Napoli shirt
>>68202497
>>68202514
mkhitaryan is preferred because he isn't african and has a more exotic name desu
>>68202578
Like chelsea did, am i right lads?
Or not. 50 years from now, city will be done, chelsea will be done and arsenal, man u and liverpool will still be going strong
Oil runs out
Old russian men die
Glory and history are eternal, and chelshit and city have none (hence the plastic fans)
>>68202621
Probably more like 15 years rather than 50
>>68202578
It only works in Germany because everyone else is poor. In the EPL there are so many clubs with owners that shit money, it won't happen.
>>68202506
You'll get a rumor in OP when you can beat Georgia.
>>68202578
they have to replace almost the entire squad in order to manage this
>>68202578
I have a feeling Pep's gonna sign all the players and flop because of it.
The money will prove to be his downfall rather than his advantage.
>>68202621
juan/10 post
but really 10/10
>>68202621
You realize that chelsea and city have sponserships, CL revenue, match day revenue, league position revenue, shirt deals, etc as well right? With FFP you cant just inject 100 million into the club anytime you want.
chelsea are getting over 100 million pounds a year now with their shirt deal alone(60 from nike and 40 from yokohama)
Pellegrini will menage Milan next season if Berlusconi finally decides to fuck off and sell the fucking club
james to manu when
javi martinez to madrid when
>>68202248
if you're hot all you have to say is "so...wanna bang ;)" this works like 90% of the time for my chad friends
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>Obama to City
Ugh so tired of City weakening direct CL competition
>>68202688
Yeah chelsea finally got their shit together after quite literally hemorraging money for 10 years, nice to see. They would have problems if they hadnt cleaned house and sorted that shit
>>68202742
Being held up by the gf to Anon United situation
>>68202740
>longed dick
What the fuck
>>68202742
In talks with Saints instead m8. Sorry.
>>68202742
Apparently he's in LA right now for a prep talk with Stevie G la
>>68202734
Javi going to LFC, thats what my mate (itk) been tellilng me. Apparently Kloppo loved the guy ever since he managed Mainz and he even wanted to loan him (but didnt work out back then).
>>68202315
chemistry is a fucking shithole tbqhwy
https://soundcloud.com/rapfavs/sets/pickupthephone
blastin that new thugga tbqh
>>68202755
City is still fucked though. Getting your other company to give bullshit sponsorship deals ahem etihad is fooling nobody
>>68202768
chad city fc is a bigger club than anon united
>>68202755
chelsea get good sponsorships cos they win everything
arsenal win fuck all and still get sponsorships because theyre big
once chelsea stop winning for more than a couple years they will lose sponsorships
rip rudinigger
This is objectively the best team to grace the Premier League since Utd 08.
Can't wait for City to win the league and everyone to care more about the team that didn't
Just a shame they have poop now so it's slightly annoying as opposed to meaningless
>>68202770
The top 10% of men could say literally anything and she'd be worshiping them
>>68202858
still meaningless, maybe even more meaningless than ever
>>68202770
long dicked...he was drunk lol
>>68202854
>5 new signings
>4 new first teamers
Do you even watch football? This doesnt work in the UK, at least not in season 1. And by season 2 vardy will be burnt out
>>68202854
mertesacker>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>koscielny
>>68202854
That midfield would get steamrolled
>>68202748
>City
>CL competition
>>68202829
>nike deal is 10 years
>yokohama still has 4 more years
also not including league position revenue is just going to keep skyrocketing, you would think people would give up on the idea clubs like chelsea city or PSG can ever go back to being shit after so much investment
Chelseas academy is so good at this point they can completely stop spending, sell off all the foreign players and still finish above the relegation zone year after year
>>68202933
Dortmund are Atletico? Which team is more cucked?
>>68202854
>best defensive mid on the bench
JUST
>>68202921
is this what bait looks like?
>>68202887
I can't stand poop, and the cocksucking he'll get in the media
>>68202933
Yes?
>>68202960
Wanna write 'or'? Here, let me change it to 'are' instead lol
t. Steve Jobs
>>68202946
>Chelseas academy is so good at this point they can completely stop spending, sell off all the foreign players and still finish above the relegation zone year after year
KEK. No-one's academy is that good you mong.
>>68202946
And yet they ended up fucking tenth.
>>68202854
put in Coq and switch Cazorla with Xhaka
sign RiRo as LB and Marquinhos as CB
>>68202913
>you can't sign new players because they won't adjust to the league quick enough
vardy is already has league experience and so will mahrez if they pull him. the only new player will be xhaka because wenger will start mertesacker-koscielny no matter who he signs in defence. he always plays his most experienced defenders.
>>68202854
>vardy
>mahrez
>mkhitaryan
how do you live life being this deluded
>>68202984
I cannot take them seriously in the CL, despite Poop.
>>68202854
>four (4) F.O.U.R home nations players out of 20
Always fucking knew those arsenal cunts were ABE
>>68202854
I like this "new signing" player
>Romelu "i deserve to play in the CL" Lukaku
>Romelu "i'm too big for Everton£ Lukaku
>>68202578
the players they'd need to even have a slight chance of doing this would never sign for city
>>68202990
may be exaggerating but musonda is literally the best player on a midtable spanish club in la liga, chelsea were a midtable club before the investment, after all the academy investment, infrastructure, new stadium soon, etc theres simply no way they are reasonably going to become championship tier shit if roman pulls out that some delusional people seem to hope for. Thats not even mentioning all the asian billionares who want to be owners and would buy chelsea and reinvest in a second
>>68203053
>rooney will start every game for england at the euros
>>68203053
He'd do a job for Shakhtar in the CL
>>68203053
>Wayne 'ill start up front alone in every euro game while vardy and jane are shunted out wide' rooney
Can we lynch 'woy' lads? This is ridiculous
>>68203075
MUH BIG GAME EXPERIENCE
>>68203034
They stabilized in the group stages
City are pot3, Dortmund 2
99% they meet
>Sissoko
WONGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68202262
Morata is a good striker desu, people on /sp/ underrate him because everyone else overrates him. The only issue is that if he comes Costa goes.
>>68203092
Fuck off! Wayne is a national treasure, like the Queen or that episode of Only Fools where they go to Holland. Would be a fucking disgrace if he gets benched.
>>68203131
>scots/welsh
Fooling noone, gareth/colin
>>68203075
>Vardy Kane & Alli will all play out of position to accommodate wayne rppmey
>>68203131
i'm hoping russia does us a favour and breaks both his legs
>>68203129
he went like 4 months without a goal for juve last season, hes got 15 goals in a weak serie A, people only rate him because he scored the goal that eliminated real madrid last season in the CL and scored in some highly watched matches. The Greaseman has a 65 million euro release clause and is a much better player
lads, rate my potentially new anime gf
>>68203129
The worst thing is that rooney will yet again either score 0 or one against the worst team we face, yet be taken to wc 2018
Fuck the FA, they are so corrupt its unreal
It seems like it was just yesterday we were all listening to this meme.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ublchJYzhao
>>68203185
>girl.jpg
i think you'are hoping
>>68203131
>not the episode where he falls through the bar
>>68203185
She looks like the kind into open relationships.
>she
Eating an icepole. Can't wait for the Euros, being neet has its advantages.
Aubameyang is joining City!
It is just like the Bale to Madrid window when Spurs weren't saying shit but spunking loads of money everywhere.
>>68203185
Weebs in real life are unbearable, and I say this as an enormous fucking weeb. Stay away.
>>68203230
>>68203224
Homos get out.
Astonished its the current year but idiots still fall for traps. There is not now, never has been nor ever will be a convincing trap. If you think youve found one, it just means you are a faceblind retarded fuck whos probably queer
>>68203253
>tfw also neet during the Euros
Get over here
>>68203131
>that episode of Only Fools where they go to Holland
>not the Chandelier episode
>not even the Batman and Robin episode
>*Heavy breathing*
>''Vardy...VARDY. Vardy mate, go close down that right back, make him work for it
>''You too Kane, your crossing....your crossing has been poor from out wide today mate...''
>>68203274
why so insecure???
love is a meme
>>68203302
Someone should take one for the entire nation and assassinate this useless cunt, and woy for enabling him despite all evidence arguing aginst it
>>68203271
this
especially female weebs theyre insane, males are just cringy
Solid 5th here we come
>>68203345
>Mane
Is he the new Snejder rumor?
>>68203328
girls are a meme
>>68203345
you forgot sanches lol
>>68203358
Mane is better desu
>>68203185
She looks like she's desperate for attention and that she'd run away with any Chad that comes her way
who /thunderboltsandlightening/ here
very very frightening
>>68203401
Coventry has missed out. Again.
>>68203400
Doesn't that describe all women?
>>68203401
Nah just hot here. No thunder yet.
>>68203389
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
>>68203401
it was nice and sunny today in memehampton
>>68203401
Nah, it was raining earlier though.
I watched the Body episode of Buffy.
>>68203412
Yes.
>>68203401
http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=10
Nothing near me...
>>68203389
lel some brazillian needs to remake it for the age of neymar
Aubameyang is gonna be shit, Citys new Robinho
wait is it supposed to thunder and rain?
i've left the windows open tonight because it was boiling and i don't want to burn up and sweat in my sleep like i did last night
>>68203401
Galileo?
>>68203416
The hot and sweaty days are endless.
>>68203446
enjoy your giant moths
>>68203412
depends 2bh
Any of you lads on Spotify/Apple Music/Deezer etc etc.
Which one is best?
>>68203460
>>68203416
>3 more months of summer
Kill me
>>68202921
truth
>>68203460
>>68203487
Deezer doesn't have much on it, the rest are all the same.
>>68203487
I stick with Spotify
>>68203421
Air seemed too thick today though. Don't mind the sunshine but fuck humidity.
Mario Rui to Roma for 3m loan+ obbligation to buy at 6
>Roma doing deals when it's blogposting hours
inconsiderate
>>68202248
say
>so I like your nose piercing and I think you're brave for doing it
then say
>just kidding, I was just giving you an example of something your father would never say to you
and you should be having sex before you know it
>>68203548
kekked
>>68203487
Spotify desu
>>68203487
spotify is 99p for 3 months currently. check if theres a deal for you in your country
Has there ever been a better lineup of managers in the Premiership (or any other league) than what we'll see next year?
>>68203487
youtube
>>68203302
An epic finale to the Age of Rppney
>>68203487
Shazam for bleeps
Night night
>>68203543
>OBDLDDkefitgnrfejacn cvndsrhtrgedscv gfdcxcvgcvbfdcsdfdscvdfsxcdfsedsxcd
What;s the fuckin story with Zielinski anyway
>>68203607
0.99 eurocents here, subscribing now
>>68203623
>>OBDLDDkefitgnrfejacn cvndsrhtrgedscv gfdcxcvgcvbfdcsdfdscvdfsxcdfsedsxcd
>>68202160
>man shitty are in advanced negotiations with aubameyang
>>68203608
wish Mancini would return and Pellegrini to stay in the league
>>68203648
;_;
Will Real Madrid win the treble with Hazard?
>>68203677
kek
>>68203623
>OBDLDDkefitgnrfejacn cvndsrhtrgedscv gfdcxcvgcvbfdcsdfdscvdfsxcdfsedsxcd
what did he mean by this?
>>68203185
This cosplay has been on the internet for about 5 years now. Anon why?
>>68203655
Mancini is shit senpai
>>68203608
2013/14 had the most meme managers
brenny, moyes, magath, tim etc
will never be topped
>>68203512
Just over a month until new Kiri.
>>68203717
He's great for antics though
>>68203701
>cosplay
>hmmmm
>click /cgl/ for the first time ever
>mfw there's an entire board of girls dressing up on 4chan
>>68203677
100% they would, real madrid would be stupid to not buy him for any price as soon as possible
>>68203748
9/10 are sluts with daddy issues
>>68203737
Cant deny that. He cried like a bitch for some weeks this season because Sarri called him a faggot
Do you think Arsene will find his jacket pocket this year?
>>68203753
what is with chelsea players turning morbidly obese over the summer
>>68203766
good
>>68203753
You will never hit up the buffet with Hazard and Costa while Cesc finds your new target to bully
Kill me.
>>68203766
They have a feels thread there/
So much hmmmm.
Girls are weird eh.
>>68203792
Are you allowed to play using a mobility scooter?
>>68203737
do you think he gets those imported to italy
>>68203792
why wouldn't they? Roman has their back and no manager is going to get a handle on them when the owner has their backs. Mourinho won chelsea the majority of their league titles in their entire history and got the sack after the fat players couldnt be arsed to give a shit on the pitch for 5 months. Wouldnt you take advantage of that and do whatver you wanted while getting paid ridiculous wages?
>>68203821
Only in the All Priests 5-a-side Over 75s Indoor Challenge.
>>68202160
How bad is Conte going to fuck up desu?
>>>/cgl/9023354
>>68203818
>>68203748
>>68203766
I didn't know these 'people' existed here, someone kill me please
>>68203843
I want some now.
>>68203874
Sorry m8. But they're worldwide apparently.
>>68203487
Tidal HD+
What are you a poorfag if you dont have it
>>68203818
They used to have regular threads about sugar daddies before they got banned.
>>68203843
Yes, he didn't seem to have figured them out by the end of his tenure
>>68203846
>mfw reading that excerpt from Ancelloti's biography where he talks about how Roman gave him a talking to because they only beat Wigan 6-1 or something
roman's a madman tbqh
>>68203891
they've all migrated to /soc/ slut threads
>Leagues with CL winning managers
>PL - 2
>La Liga - 2
>Championship - 2
>Bundesliga - 1
>League Un - 0
>Serie A - 0
Rest of the continent are you ever trying
>>68203934
How would I go about getting a hold of one of these sluts?
>>68204007
be black (not like north african sandnigger)
be a rich old man
>>68204007
are you rich and 7/10+?
girls on the internet, especially places like 4chan will have massively inflated standards due to being wanted by hundreds of men
>>68203934
/soc/ is terrible
this site is terrible
everything is terrible
>that one time you clicked on every board in the list
>>68203874
what an awful board
>>68204007
you mean the /soc/ sluts? some of them post their skype names in the slut threads if you ask them or they'll ask for yours and message you if they feel like it, which is probably close to never unless you're a 10/10 chad.
if i were you i'd avoid /soc/ sluts at all costs. i know some people who have hooked up with a few of them and they've all come back to me saying the chicks are batshit fucking crazy with all sorts of issues.
>>68204077
which one was surprisingly good?
>aubameyang going to man shitty
DELET THIS
No but seriously though, what the fuck is going on with the board at BVB, already lost gundogan and hummels, now there's a chance miki and auba leave too...ffs
>>68204049
>>68204060
>>68204095
It was mostly about the human interest part of it, but you convinced me. I'm going back to Tinder
>>68204105
I like /out/, /int/ and /diy/.
/sp/ is still the goat.
>>68204077
did you visit /z/?
>>68204120
they realised all their players were just klopp babbies
>>68204144
>/out/
my niggaaaa
>>68204144
you are way too normie for me
>>68204144
OFFICAL BOARD POWER RANKINGS
1. /sp/
POWER GAP
3. /k/
4. /o/
5. /int/
6. /out/
POWER GAP
10. /pol/
11. /ck/
POWER GAP
Everything else
9000001. /soc/
9000002. /b/
POWER GAP
9999999999999. /mlp/
HUGE POWER GAP
9999999999999999999999999. /a/
>>68204210
>he rates /pol/
>>68204210
I'm okay with this.
>>68204236
/pol/ is always >right
![[HorribleSubs]_Netoge_no_Yome_wa_Onnanoko_ja_Nai_to_Omotta_-_09_[720p].mkv_00_16_10.594.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iLvFwsn.jpg "[HorribleSubs]_Netoge_no_Yome_wa_Onnanoko_ja_Nai_to_Omotta_-_09_[720p].mkv_00_16_10.594.jpg")
>>68204144
>>68204210
koeman not a very popular man in southampton right now. pic related.
>>68204210
/gif/ is bretty gud as a starting point for a fap tbqh
>im sharing this thread with people who go outdoors
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dragovic to Leverkusen
>>68204268
there are people with friends, works and girlfriends too, someone all of them
>>68204266
Forgot about /gif/, should be in behind /ck/
>>68204263
>tfw Sainthampton finish above Everton
>>68204268
How do you even?
It's the summer m8, jeez.
>>68204287
they'll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes
>>68204287
build wall desu
>>68204263
Just want Everton to announce him already and see him go. Even though it's not been a week it's felt like its dragged desu.
>Liverpool
how are we going to even compete la
